/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I am really looking for a /jp/ girlfriend. Post your applications here.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm a man but i'll put on a frilly dress j-just for you... anon

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have enough experience ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

-18
-male
-look like sean connery
-wear tight pants

hi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry OP, I only date other little girls who are as elegant as I.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to that cute female /jp/ anon that got some kind of surgery that her mother paid for? She was so cute. I would really like to talk to her again.

[Anonymous No.]

Shower me with your cum, boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081732
The stomach reduction one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081726
>-look like sean connery

10/10
would let you cum in my face

>>10081738

go away slut

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a 12 year old Japanese girl currently living in Arkansas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081720
I see.. are you okay with pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, I'm actually a man.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a traditional womyn, and have even dated other females before, and am willing to date you OP.
Only if you're fine with me having multiple other boyfriends though. You see, I like to have physical boyfriends, and emotional(financial) ones.
When we meet up I can check what kind you get to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've really been wanting to make a bunch of meals for someone. I hope I can find someone I can cook for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081728
Don't you already have a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Jewish. I have money. I can make you happy. You be my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”

At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.

[Anonymous No.]

“Hey, Professor, what is this?”

The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”

“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”


The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081766
I really want to fucking rip her head off and shove my dick in her neck, and blow a load out of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.

The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.

“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.

[Anonymous No.]

Describe yourself and what can you offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081778
I dont care about money I just dont want to be alone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

The alternative physics is a physics of light. Light is composed of photons, which have no antiparticle. This means that there is no dualism in the world of light. The conventions of relativity say that time slows down as one approaches the speed of light, but if one tries to imagine the point of view of a thing made of light, one must realize that what is never mentioned is that if one moves at the speed of light there is no time whatsoever. There is an experience of time zero. ... The only experience of time that one can have is of a subjective time that is created by one's own mental processes, but in relationship to the Newtonian universe there is no time whatsoever. One exists in eternity, one has become eternal, the universe is aging at a staggering rate all around one in this situation, but that is perceived as a fact of this universe — the way we perceive Newtonian physics as a fact of this universe. One has transited into the eternal mode. One is then apart from the moving image; one exists in the completion of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081785
yeah, whatever you little twerp. I'm what's called a SIZE QUEEN. Under 10 inches? Sorry, you don't even get to touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081796
I have pets. I can give you one. Please be my boy friend.

[Anonymous No.]

My notion of what the psychedelic experience is, for us, that we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let our nets down into that sea. And what you're after is not some behemoth, that will tear through your nets, follow them and drag you in your little boat, you know, into the abyss, nor are what we're looking for a bunch of sardines that can slip through your net and disappear. Ideas like, "Have you ever noticed that your little finger exactly fits your nostril?", and stuff like that. What we are looking for are middle-size ideas, that are not so small that they are trivial, and not so large that they're incomprehensible. Middle-size ideas we can wrestle into our boat and take back to the folks on shore, and have fish dinner. And every one of us when we go into the psychedelic state, this is what we should be looking for. It's not for your elucidation, it's not part of your self-directed psychotherapy. You are an explorer, and you represent our species, and the greatest good you can do is to bring back a new idea, because our world is in danger by the absence of good ideas. Our world is in crisis because of the absence of consciousness. And so to whatever degree any one of us can bring back a small piece of the picture and contribute it to the building of the new paradigm, then we participate in the redemption of the human spirit, and that after all is what it's really all about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081804
Okay. I accept.

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>>10081803
Please don't roleplay in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a bunch of girls in a thread yesterday. You missed the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081814
Thank you. Friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081819
I'm sorry it's not working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081823
Ok. I'm sorry.

[milk !m3TTqGhRAg No.]

>>10081813
Alright. I'm gonna go get shitfaced with my cosplay buddies, get my lower body wrecked solid, and then go to bed.
Enjoy your hand virgin nerd.

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>>10081823
Worst boyfriend ever.

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>>10081829
back to /fa/

[Anonymous No.]

Okay loser, you can be my boyfriend.
But I am the one here who calls the shots, YOU get to be the wife here.

[Anonymous No.]

There's many girls on /jp/ but they are afraid of us and/or think we are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081855
Then we should force ourselves on them! This is our home and we deserve to be serviced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081855

Or are disgusting as we are.
And disgusting girls are fucking disgusting.

>>10081849

This is my fetish.

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>>10081855
T-they don't want to eat my cock cheese? I even saved up for months...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081803
Ten inches? That would be annoying.

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>>10081849

This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081869
deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081849
O-Okay...
Thank you, Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081855
Boys only should fuck boys and girls fuck only girls. Everybody is happy that way and everybody is equally disgusting.

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>>10081886
>>10081877
Its your fetish until she wants to make you watch her fuck other guys.
/jp/ is so naive and pure~

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Otaku Chique when you need her? I have things to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

t is now very clear that techniques of machine-human interfacing, pharmacology of the synthetic variety, all kinds of manipulative techniques, all kinds of data storage, imaging and retrieval techniques– all of this is coalescing toward the potential of a truly demonic or angelic kind of self-imaging of our culture... And the people who are on the demonic side are fully aware of this and hurrying full-tilt forward with their plans to capture everyone as a 100% believing consumer inside some kind of a beige furnished fascism that won't even raise a ripple.

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>>10081899
But that is also my fetish. I am not as pure as /jp/ thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to reply to this thread but by the time I finished studying rudimentary bee reproduction, it was deleted.