/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

False belief.

Any of you have any funny stories about weeaboo's who falsely believe shit from anime?

I have one, i have this friend of mine who is a total paedophile, he watched animes like kurenai and kodomo which gave him the image that paedophilia was totally fine in japan and that it was OK for 20 year old otakus to bath with 6 year olds.

He kept yapping about how awesome japan was and that their culture was so advanced that they've come to a level where they accept paedophilia for what it was and that it was something perfectly fine.

I lol'd at him and told him that's just some fat oktaku's wet dream and that he wrote it in his mango to give the image of acceptance of his sick way of life.

I also told him he was still a sick fuck to everyone and he got a bit sad. Another "friend" of mine though that foreigners are fucking AWESOME in japan because he watched some news show and they followed some americans around, he assumed they were gazing at them in amazement but obviously they were just lol'in.

I kept telling him that japanese people are xenophobic fucks but he wouldn't believe me so i showed him all those pictures of "NO AMERICANS ALLOWED" signs on shops and shit and he said that other foreigners are ok, i facepalm'd.

fakkin weeaboos

[Anonymous No.]

cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story, bro

[Anonymous No.]

so what you're saying is you're a pedo who tried going to japan for some underage rape action and you found out that it's considered to be a bit rude there

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007578
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007563
>>1007566
>>1007574

[Anonymous No.]

decent story, male sibling

[Anonymous No.]

fascinating anecdote, blood relative

[Anonymous No.]

You're british, right? Just tell them you know David Beckham and they'll be all over your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

A friend of mine expects Japan to by like The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.

I told him that they don't do that anymore, and he doesn't believe me, even though I'm the one who just came back from a trip to Japan.

Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

this place is worse than /b/, bunch of elitist pricks

[Anonymous No.]

>paedophile
>paedo
>pae
>a
>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

grats bro ur a hero 2 tru otaku everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

saeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007558
i wouldn't post this in here since /jp/ are the exact same people that you are talking about, everyone in here has false belief that japan is some sort of holy land for weeaboos

[Anonymous No.]

MAN GUYS HOW ABOUT THOSE /JP/ PEOPLE AM I RIGHT?

*posts in a touhou thread*

[Anonymous No.]

(1007637 == 1007604)
Better stop posting or you might not break even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007646

*holds up spork*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007637
no we know the truth, we just like to pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese people aren't as OMG YOU BRUSHED A CHILD'S ARM YOU MUST BE A PEDO as America, but they don't accept it "publicly". Privately though, sexual crimes like molestation are highly underreported relative the the west. So in a way, yeah Japan is a pedo's dream. He won't get evil eye looks for glancing at a loli, and the loli will be too indoctrinated with Japan's shitty culture of embarrassment to ever come forward.

In other word's: Fat otakus should be banned from entering Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007670
ha-ha, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007676
crime in Japan in heavily underreported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007670
Unfortunately they probably invest the most money into the country out of any foreign group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007670

look at this serious post everyone, lets laugh at this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I get it, neo-/b/ is still worse than pooshlmer.

Slightly.

Now fuck off back to your respective shitholes, all of you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007685
not worth the money, since they can just gouge the otakus with inflated shipping costs for doujins and loli-pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007670
You mean people won't suspect everyone of being a paedo like in america, it's just like that everywhere BUT america, but even so, paedophiles are still sick fucks, even in japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007705
no shit, Japanese hate perverts just as much as anywhere else, except they don't do much about it unless the perv is a foreigner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007697
I think some of them are too polite for that.

I was in a Lawsons and the clerk followed me out of the store to give me 3 yen when I left. 3 fucking yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007711
I was in Japan for two days, and I bought a coke with my AmEx. The Japanese guy was like "Thank you for your Credit Card!" in a non-sarcastic tone. In America I would have been scoffed at or expect the dude to steal my CC #, but nope, Japanese are too polite.

[sahgay No.]

SAHGAY SAHGAY SAHGAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007711

Corporations in japan are hideously corrupt and will overcharge the consumer if it is viable don't tell me your heartwarming tale of a retail clerk aims to refute that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007721
It's probably a front. Just you wait, they'll be invading the west soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

however xenophobic or self-absorbed the Japanese are, their politeness is insane. I guess that works against them when faced with the mind of a sicko who don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007730
Not really no, I'm just saying that some people over there are too polite, especially compared to how people are in the UK. Not all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007735
You have to understand that they get fired if they aren't nice, the customer is allowed to yell and scream at the clerk but they have to be nice to you no matter what.

Politeness in japan is just an act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007721

Clerks in America steal your CC number when you use it to pay for something? Really?

It's pretty much a fact that Japan is a highly communal society full of politeness and formalities but every story posted here has been piss weak so far tbh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007740
Makes enough sense to me. Either way about it, act or not, they're still too fucking polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007735
Their "politeness" would in many ways seem rude to the common foreigner, like not helping others so that they won't be owed a duty of repayment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007745
>expect the
Expectations are not fact you dumb shit. Learn to read instead of jumping to conclusions about that faggot's post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007740

Yes people are just pretending to be polite in japan it's all a front to hide their ambitions to restore the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Fuck looking at their cultural background I have OPINIONS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007592 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Same here. He's actually going next year. Bet he'll be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007757
Doesn't matter, they don't have an army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007765
point

[Anonymous No.]

>Politeness in japan is just an act.
The same could be said of anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007754

Why would you expect clerks to steal your CC# when it doesn't happen? Are you now saying that you're delusional or are you going to back peddle into another pile of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007763

"They" is Japan right? Wow thanks for throwing the credability of all your opinions into the fucking toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep 4th largest military budget in the world no army to see here.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I'm a nice guy in FSN, people tell me to stop being such a nice guy.

There's a lesson here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007789

Just wait until they have mechas. That's what all the funding is going towards.

[Anonymous No.]

Lonely Japanese man calls directory help 2,600 times: police
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iGmHJLxxiOQ-iKbrix2tsyoBkyGA

Japan teacher said to take kids pants at knifepoint
http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKT9930020080128


Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7379742.stm

Japan makes robot girlfriend for lonely men
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080617/tc_nm/japan_robot_girlfriend_life_dc_1

2,240 police, 460 patrol cars, copter mobilized for car chase in Osaka
http://archive.japantoday.com/jp/news/425997

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese people are really polite, almost to a fault really.
My uncle went there and left his coat at the hotel, 5 years later he's back over there in the same hotel and the god damn reception woman goes "ah mister Johnson you forgot your coat!" and comes out with his coat washed, pressed and with all of the stuff that he had in the pockets still there, even the 50,000yen in his wallet.

Shit is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007772
Like I said, not the same anon you dumb shit.

I'm just stating that a person's expectations doesn't mean that it's going to be fact.

Have fun grasping at straws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007800
>Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
What a misleading title... I was severely disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007820

congrats on addressing everything but the logic behind what I was saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007799

I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED TO DIE NEPHEW OF JOHNSON

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007795

IIRC about 6 billion goes towards maintaining US forces in Okinawa. The rest probably goes into designing the latest mascot for whatever new equipment they're rolling out.

But seriously I talked to a professional translator/foregin relations dude who was in a meeting with JSDF guys once and they actually spend roughly 20% of their report talking about the new mascot, which is about on par with the norm in any japanese organisation.

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sick of arguing with people who are clearly talking out of their ass and sidestepping points so i'm going to spend the rest of this thread posting japanese mascots. The Japanese Customs mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007799
I thought a guy waiting at a foodstore in the subway with my Suica card 10 minutes after I realised I forgot it was nice.

But Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007862
>I am pretty sick of arguing with people who are clearly talking out of their ass
It's 4chan, psuedo-intellectuals like to congregate here and pretend they know what they're talking about.

I am one of these douchebags.

[Anonymous No.]

mascot for the Japanese Iraq Reconstruction and Support Group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007847
I AM ALWAYS PREPARED TO DIE, RANDOM SHOUTING MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

JSDF mascots featuring "prince pickles"

[Anonymous No.]

2008 National Sports and Recreation Festival mascot. HOW IS THIS NOT A FUCKING MUDKIP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007880
That's gonna be my AIM status message for the next month.

[Anonymous No.]

Tokyo Big Site mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007859

Ahh yes the Suica card, here's their mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't forget the mascot for the Tokyo Metropolitan police!

[Anonymous No.]

japanese have no problem with americans visiting. it's blacks, russians, & koreans that bother them.
now, as for becoming a permanent resident or buying property, they will have a hard time even accepting 2nd gen japanese.

tldr: think morrowind. japanese = dark elves. you're all outsiders and will never know the true japan. even if you're a fucking hero to them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you believe that these guys are the mascot to a car insurance company?

If not then I have just the commerical for you!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=p_35FByPN9Q

[Anonymous No.]

Hot story, sis

[Anonymous No.]

This is the mascot to the Kobe City Fire Bureaus fire prevention campaign. Fucker has a profile page and everything!

http://www.city.kobe.jp/cityoffice/15/020/chara_town/chara/48shirasu.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007916
Someone says that every god damn time I post.
I believe I may have a stalker of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan Dental Association mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS THE MASCOT FOR YOKKAICHI CITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007944
>now, as for becoming a permanent resident or buying property, they will have a hard time even accepting 2nd gen japanese.

Really? I'm wondering because it looks like the schools there have some pretty solid, worldwide renown in terms of educational credentials, so I might look into going to school there within a few years.

Does xenophobia really dominate the Japanese mindset there? I mean, c'mon, this isn't Communist China or anything, ya know...

[Anonymous No.]

The mascot for ths Kagawa Prefectural Police.

[Anonymous No.]

The mascot of the National Agency for the Advancement of Sports and Health. He likes sports and rock music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007995
Post the mascot for SAITAMA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008010

Should have been a FOE imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008000
Try getting a high class hooker in Japan as a Gaijin. That's the standard for xenophobia. I've been all over the place and Japan has been the only place I was turned down, due to being non-Japanese (ZOMG I MIGHT BRING STDS AND NO CLIENT WILL EVER SLEEP WITH HER AFTERWARDS).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008021

You travel the world banging hookers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007939

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008021

I too measure a countries level of xenophobia from their sex industry.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna leave for dinner now so I'm just going to drop by biggest source

http://japanesemascots.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008033
no, but my job requires me to travel all the time. Hookers are better then trying to figure out WTF is with the local women when I don't have the time for their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008041
there's these places called bars...especially around or in airports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008048
enjoy waking up the next morning on the street in your boxers in a foreign country with no ID

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008056
that happened to me once, nothing to do with women though and everything to do with bad mojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008041

I love people like you because you wander into places like kabukicho thinking it's just like thailand or the phillipines then end up getting scammed thousands of dollars by extortion from yakuza thugs.

It's poetic justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1007944 blacks...korean
lol wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008083
meh, not like I am paying for my expenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008094
Can't read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1008095

People like you seriously are the worst and are the reason why expats in japan are horribly allergic to each other.