/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up, /jp/?

A superhero?

[Anonymous No.]

A soldier. I just wanted to shoot people.

[Anonymous No.]

A scientist, I got my degree and then did nothing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Serial Killer.
I was one cheeky cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064924
what a f*cking nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Paleontologist.

[Anonymous No.]

Astronaut. Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064926
>>10064928

[Anonymous No.]

A pilot.
then I was diagnosed with focal epilepsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064929
I'm not going to deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

KERRY WASA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064938
i cry every time :(

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Either a pro wrestler or a video game programmer.

[Anonymous No.]

A NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064949
>pro wrestler

prolly because ur so fuckign fat LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064949

[Anonymous No.]

A vet. I still really like animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064938
What does that even mean?
>>>/a/

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10064959
no bully

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10064959

[Anonymous No.]

"I dunno"

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to have fun doing absolutely nothing of value all day long. That hasn't changed, and I'm pleased with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064970
>>10064972
holy shit what a fuckup. screenshotted.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10064966
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064970
>>10064972
Sup Suigin

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10064977
Sorry, I quoted the wrong person. I beg your forgiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

An astronaut.

Then I realized astronauts need to be in prime physical condition and highly disciplined and not useless.

[Anonymous No.]

At one point, I wanted to be The Flash. Wally West and then Barry Allen were my childhood idols. Most of the time I daydreamed about curing death and conquering the world and spent countless hours lighting things on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to be a NEET astronaut.

[Anonymous No.]

scientist

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to be a girl.
Now I grew up and I want to be a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064918
God

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064977
Please do not bully.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to be a bodybuilder like my dad and enter competitions when I was little. I grew out of it when I became allergic to effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064969
look at this fuckin newkid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064949
>pro wrestler

Then you'll want to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri-MfGxxnnk

Not exactly wrestling. But he does go by SUDO.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10065015
<-
This video is unavailable
This video does not exist.
Sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065023
You must live in a shitty police state without freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065023

Works for me. Just look up Genki Sudo.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10065031
Doesn't work for me.
>>10065033
pls no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065043
Fuck you Sudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065043

You must have pasted the url wrong or something.

The guy has a wiki article as well;:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genki_Sudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065043
I'll bully the fuck out of you, sudo.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty messed up but I've never had a plan for my life as a child I never thought about it because I was busy having fun watching cartoons and playing with my toys. When I became a teenager and it became time to start planning out a future I always just told myself I would commit suicide. I hated my life as soon as things like physical appearance and being social started mattering and I still do..but for some reason I haven't killed myself yet. I have no plan.. as of now I am just a hiki, rotting in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064918
I wanted to be dead.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10065046
pls no bully
>>10065049
That mightt be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065065
Drinking tonight Sudo, if so, whats type of liquor.

[Anonymous No.]

A pilot.

Then I realized that pilots make shit for cash, and the job is hell on you for the first decade or two. And I don't particularly want to enlist in the Air Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065085
>I don't particularly want to enlist in the Air Force.

what a little pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even remember. Probably a scientist or something.

[Anonymous No.]

A porn star. I was a very perverted kid. I was always watching porn and masturbating and doing lewd things. I remember in the 5th grade I would sometimes skip lunch to go into the empty classroom and rub various girls' writing utensils all over my dick and balls and I liked watching them write with them. I was always sniffing and stealing my friends' siblings panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Strangely enough, nothing. Not even a superhero. I just wanted to enjoy myself like the kid that I was.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing. But starting at 17 I've wanted to take over America and murder all gays, minorities, and restore traditional order.

I would probably kill most of you as well for being degenerate, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065109
So I'm guessing you're still seventeen then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065109
Why are you on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065112

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065109
Fucking neoconservatives.

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065112
I'm 15, actually. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to be a NEET, no kidding.

My mother always came home late, tired. I hated going to school. I thought that work would be even worse and would take 8 hours instead of 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065116
He sounds more like a traditional fascist.

They are a little bit similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065116
Neocons want open borders and are more socially liberal, please don't misuse words.

[Anonymous No.]

Hitler didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

A bank robber.

Some things aren't meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Age 5: president
Age 6: programmer
Age 10: NEET

[Anonymous No.]

A bully.

>>10064970
>>10064978
>>10065023
>>10065043
>>10065065
I hate you so fucking much.

I hate Yuuko so fucking much.

So very fucking much.

I'd love to feed you feet first into a meat grinder. And I'd love to drag Yuuko down a dirt road behind my car.

[Anonymous No.]

Firefighter, like lots of other kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065124
You're right, I should not have used that word.

I meant to say the new, young conservatives who are rather far on the right, mostly as a reaction to young liberals on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

astronaut and doctor.

Those days, are long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Paleontologist.

Where did it all go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065166
I've always been a conservative. Subhuman liberals from le reddit have just made my convictions even stronger.

http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt
>Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong,
good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western
civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The
reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not
correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West
because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so
forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in
primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he
GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points
out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in
Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the
leftist's real motive for hating America and the West. He hates
America and the West because they are strong and successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065187
What are you even doing on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065195
/pol/ faggots have been here for a while.

I wish they would go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065195
Partaking in the epic trolls, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

10. By "feelings of inferiority" we mean not only inferiority feelings
in the strictest sense but a whole spectrum of related traits: low
self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies,
defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend
to have such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these
feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism.

11. When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said
about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that
he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is
pronounced among minority rights advocates, whether or not they belong
to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are
hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities. The terms
"negro," "oriental," "handicapped" or "chick" for an African, an
Asian, a disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory
connotation. "Broad" and "chick" were merely the feminine equivalents
of "guy," "dude" or "fellow." The negative connotations have been
attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal
rights advocates have gone so far as to reject the word "pet" and
insist on its replacement by "animal companion." Leftist
anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about
primitive peoples that could conceivably be interpreted as negative.
They want to replace the word "primitive" by "nonliterate." They seem
almost paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive
culture is inferior to our own. (We do not mean to imply that
primitive cultures ARE inferior to ours. We merely point out the
hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.)

[Anonymous No.]

12. Those who are most sensitive about "politically incorrect"
terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant,
abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of
whom do not even belong to any "oppressed" group but come from
privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold
among university professors, who have secure employment with
comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual, white
males from middle-class families.

13. Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of
groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American
Indians), repellent (homosexuals), or otherwise inferior. The leftists
themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit
it to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely
because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with
their problems. (We do not suggest that women, Indians, etc., ARE
inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology).

14. Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as
strong as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women
may NOT be as strong and as capable as men.

[Anonymous No.]

16. Words like "self-confidence," "self-reliance," "initiative",
"enterprise," "optimism," etc. play little role in the liberal and
leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic,
pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone's needs for them,
take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense
of confidence in his own ability to solve his own problems and satisfy
his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of
competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.

17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftist intellectuals tend to
focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an
orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope
of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that
was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

18. Modern leftist philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science,
objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally
relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the
foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the
concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that
modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians
systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply
involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack
these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one
thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent
that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More
importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they
classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and
other beliefs as false (i.e. failed, inferior). The leftist's feelings
of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification
of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or
inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the
concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are
antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior
because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or
inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or
blame for an individual's ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is
"inferior" it is not his fault, but society's, because he has not been
brought up properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065212
Jesus christ just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

19. The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of
inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter,
a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith
in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but
he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong,
and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant
behavior. [1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings
of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as
individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the
leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization
or a mass movement with which he identifies himself.

20. Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists
protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke
police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be
effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but
because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist
trait.

[Anonymous No.]

21. Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion
or by moral principle, and moral principle does play a role for the
leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle
cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too
prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power.
Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of
benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help.
For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black
people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or
dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a
diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal
and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative
action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take
such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs.
Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems
serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and
frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black
people, because the activists' hostile attitude toward the white
majority tends to intensify race hatred.

22. If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would
have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse
for making a fuss.

23. We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate
description of everyone who might be considered a leftist. It is only
a rough indication of a general tendency of leftism.

[Anonymous No.]

a rapist

i planned many abductions

[Anonymous No.]

A pilot at first. Then I realized my eyesight had become shit so I changed that to astronaut. Then high school happened and realized I couldn't commit. I'm very disappointed in myself.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I don't do those time capsules. Shits just depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064928
>>10064926
I'm not anti-military, but aren't the terms
>serial killer
>soldier
pretty much the same thing? The goal is the same, the reason is a bit different though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /pol/ to leave. At least /jp/'s shitposting is funny sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065313
The goal being killing people you're right however the serial killer does so for personal reasons whereas a soldier does it for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065313
The difference is a murderer is killing members of his own tribe, while a member of the military is killing an enemy tribe.

Evolutionary psychology and that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

4: Veterinarian
7: Physician
10: Psychiatrist
14: Theoretical physicist
After that, no more dreams. I lost it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065319
Objective facts about leftism aren't shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065342
Whatever your opinion may be. It certainly isn't /jp/ related.

Please do eyesore of dumps like that in /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065342
Regardless, you don't need to spam the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

didn't think you'd stoop so low as copypasta for your shitposts

really disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

Some sort of scientist. It's since been refined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065346
>>10065345
lalalalalalala

im not listening

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065353
It's from the unibomber manifesto, I posted it here >>10065187.

Are you blind, kiddo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065356
Study this

[Anonymous No.]

The first thing I ever wanted to be was an Astronomer. I loved that shit so much. I still love it, but I'm glad I didn't make it my profession! It's a fun hobby.

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>>10065371

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065361
and you copied samples from it, and pasted it with your posts.

are you ignorant, doofus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065400
>and you copied samples from it, and pasted it with your posts.

As was my intention you f*cking dweeb. Facts aren't shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065410
facts that aren't otaku culture, or even related to the off-topic thread -are- shitposts.