/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just drink tea and get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't do anything at all and suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

I just re-dose NyQuil Cough too frequently and fast-forward through it.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ told me to drink hot lemonade with ginger so that's what I do now. It works well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062294
I have a frail body so I must deal with cold the western way. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Purple dildos, corsets, needles, and Mayan calendars?

How does that help?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't do anything if I get a cold. If I die, I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062294
do you want us to discuss that or did you just want to tell us about it?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a true Aryan so I deal with the cold in the same way that my Nordic ancestors did.

I brush my long, luxurious blonde beard, I strip off my clothing, walk to the top of the nearest large hill that's facing the sun, and I begin to shout at the sun in the tongue of my ancestors while flexing my muscles and glaring. After a number of hours the sun is so overcome with fear that it retreats and the moon comes back up. As thanks for causing the sun to run away the moon then cures me of my ailment.

This will work for anything from the common cold to terminal cancer. You have to be Aryan though, the sun only fears the purest race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062294

Asia also has longer life expectancy and they're people age better your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062341
Please don't be like that and take care of your health. You're making me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062360
People don't tend to die from colds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062354
the only true master race are the ashkenazi jews. They control the world, while whites are lazy fat cuckolds who don't do anything but eat blocks of cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062360
Please don't be sad for me. There is no point in exerting effort in being worried about somebody else. Life is much too short for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062363
Pneumonia could be misinterpreted as a cold.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of pill could possibly help with a cold? Anti-virals aren't even made for it.

The west is very bad for spreading illness though. Workplaces/school are particularly bad, because people attend when they're ill and make everyone else ill, setting up a chain of illness.

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>>10062360

Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey, one is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life merely a journey to the grave, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a traveler's story live on, treasured by who bid him farewell.

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>>10062341
>If I die, I die.

I get the point of why people say this, but it's a stupid sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062365
Now I'm really worried about you. It can't be helped, I'm just like that. Please take care of yourself, okay?

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

Drink hot tea with a lemon slice in it, maybe even a sip or two of whiskey. Be sure to stay under the covers, drink plenty of fluids and play video games on your laptop. Be sure to not fall asleep so that your laptop does not fall off of you.

#gigshealthadvice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062392
typical falsNEET advice. Like a truHIKKI has fucking fresh lemons sitting around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062405
Some truNEETs grow their own lemons. I'm not one of them, but they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh OP... You naughty boy... Finally got your trollbait you so waited for I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10062410
I appreciate that you read my post. It's nice to know people are paying attention to you, even if they don't respond.

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

>>10062405
There you go again.