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It has come to my attention that /jp/ has been accusing me of the most reprehensible rumors. I've taken a day off from journalism to put this issue to rest.

1) I am NOT a shameless slut. These are plainly false allegations, true and simple. Any images of me in a compromising pose or situation is clearly doctored. We Tengu adhere to strict moral principles, the least of which admonishes promiscuous behavior. The most flirtatious act I ever usually do is pay Momizi compliments for her beautiful silky white hair and her cute wolf ears and tail.

2) I do NOT have any sexual relations with ZUN. I was the star of Shoot the Bullet because it is a danmaku photography game, and I am photojournalist. However, I and ZUN (along with Suika) do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

3) The most strangest rumor of all, I do NOT bear any resemblance to the fictitious human character “Haruhi Suziyama” from the anime “The Melancholy of Hahuri Suziyama”.

4) It has been a concern that there have been pictures of me circulating “leaking piss,” the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. This is another yet reprehensible allegation brought about by doctored images, none of which is true.

5) Finally, I do NOT take compromising pictures of other inhabitants of Gensokyo. Bunbunmaru News has always been about upholding the truth, and turning it into a lewd gossip paper would surely stain its reputation.

I hope this will clear up any further rumors and allegations. If you have any questions or comments, or would like to submit a column or news idea, please email me.

Thank you for your time.

Humble Tengu Reporter,
射命丸 文
Aya Shameimaru

>> No.100608

tl;dr

slut

>> No.100618

I'll give you a front-page article spot if you let me cum on your wings.

>> No.100634
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100634

Hey Aya, why are you such a slutbag?

>> No.100630

So I hear aya leaks pee

>> No.100636
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100636

Doctored.

>> No.100635

>do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

Followed by post-crawl sex! I know it, you know it, we all know it.

You shameless hussy.

>> No.100643
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100643

Doctored images.

>> No.100644

>>100602
Shouldve put Aya Shameimaru in the name feild jerk. We do not accept these "truths" unless aya herself appears before me and gives me her thighhighs.

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>>100602

>> No.100647

>3) The most strangest rumor of all, I do NOT bear any resemblance to the fictitious human character “Haruhi Suziyama” from the anime “The Melancholy of Hahuri Suziyama”.

Liar.

>> No.100651

Aya sexually harasses her employees.

>> No.100652
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100652

Now Aya leaks poop too.
Be ficking careful around Marisa

>> No.100655

USODA

>> No.100657
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100657

So how big is ZUN anyway

>> No.100658
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100658

Sexually harassing her subordinates.

>> No.100659
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100659

gb2/box

>> No.100663
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>4) It has been a concern that there have been pictures of me circulating “leaking piss,” the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. This is another yet reprehensible allegation brought about by doctored images, none of which is true.

You don't even need the yama in order to involuntarily leak pee.

>> No.100666

>>100657
5'2

>> No.100671

>>100666
Hello Aya.

>> No.100675
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>>100666
That's the biggest penis I've ever heard of.

No, wait, I'm just being a smartass.

Reporting IS your job, Aya.

>> No.100677

Is it true you're jewish, though?

>> No.100683

>>100675
Oh, I thought you meant his height.

>> No.100691

IS IT TRUE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS?

>> No.100690
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>>100666

That's not me.

And just as I suspected, everyone is too entrenched in their perverted delusions of me to be convinced by rationalization and truth.

>> No.100693
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100693

I see someones still bitter after the break up.

>> No.100699
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>>100690

it's ok aya. Come over and have some grilled lampreys.

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100709

>>100699
>>100690

>> No.100711
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100711

Miss Shameimaru, would you care to comment on this image?

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100717

>>100699
Argh why am I automatically imagining eel spin-spanking

Curse you, internet!

>> No.100718

>>100711
suikaesque

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>>100717
Now she has to bath to get rid of that fluid spilt all over her.

>> No.100736
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100736

I bet I can fit BOTH of these eggplants up Aya's butt, Reimu! It has to be loose enough!

>> No.100747

>>100711

I fail to see the resemblance.

>>100699

Sure, I'll be over as soon as I deal with these people.

>> No.100748
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100748

Protip: Mystia only sings crazy train. All day, every day.

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100754

>>100711

I fail to see the resemblance.

>>100699

Sure, I'll be over as soon as I deal with these people.

>> No.100755

>>100602
The only two ways to handle this problem is to ask the only two undeniably reputable people in Gensokyo - Sikieiki Yamaxanadu or Suika Ibuki. Both have a skill that would let them see a person's history/spy on a person and neither of them can lie.

So, what do you two say? Is Aya a piss-leaking, Zun-sucking whore?

>> No.100758

>>100736
The thumbnail shows a chained Suika to be raped by Reimu.
The full image disappoints.

>> No.100766

>>100755


Yes, she is.

>> No.100771
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100771

>>100755

The Yama is sleeping. She left me in charge.

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>> No.100790

its a shame all these people have been all over your case saying your a slut and all. i for one apologize for all of us anonymous

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>>100755
I don't think Suika is in a state in which she could answer your question.

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100844

Miss Aya, I will ask you this only once. Are you, as this evidence suggests, a slut? I would not advise trying to lie.

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>>100844

Hello, you've reached the Bunbunmaru News office. I'm not here right now, since I'm probably off shooting photos and collecting scoops. If you'd like to leave a message or schedule an appointment or interview, speak after the beep. Thank you!

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100898

So, who says we raid her trash for the condoms

>> No.100930
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100930

Mistress, is all this true?!

>> No.100946
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100946

>>100930
I thought you were spelunking in that dungeon.

>> No.100958
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100958

SYAMEIMARU

>> No.100971
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>>100946
I overhead some of the monsters talking about the same rumours so I left to confirm them.

>> No.100992

>>100971

Aya Kiss makes me rage whenever I see it. If there's one thing I hate more than her being ridiculed as a whore, it's her being a lovesick ronery girl.

>> No.101003
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101003

Aya-chan, are you here? The hot wax is ready.

>> No.101007

>>100971
GRRRRRRR...

>> No.101023

>>100971
Aya do you want these feelings?
That's not like you. Sure I'll have them.
*crush*.

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>>100930

Of course not! How can you lose faith in me for a second?!

Get over here, I'm going to nibble your ears for punishment.

>> No.101032

>>101024
You're rapidly losing credibility here, kiddo.

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>> No.101046
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>> No.101048
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101048

Looks like Momiji does the same, maybe it's just a Tengu thing.

>> No.101054

>>101038
>>101046
As long as she stays away from my Alice and Marisa.. It's ok.

>> No.101079
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101079

>As long as she stays away from my Marisa

>> No.101094

>>101079
A youkai eating a human.

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>>100754

>> No.101104
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>> No.101108

>>101079

Sauce?

>> No.101120

>>101108
I'm broken and crying, and you're asking for sauce?! YOU ARE A MONSTER SIR.

>> No.101126

>>101108
Everyone hates Aya.

>> No.101133

>>101079
That's something you don't learn from books.

I'd provide sauce, but I can't find it on my HDD.

>> No.101138

>>101079
Slut will hit anything that moves, won't she?

>> No.101139

>>101138
She's just drunk.

>> No.101140

>>101126

Explain >>99415

>> No.101148

>>101140
The reason why Save the Gate is always cut off by image reply limit.

>> No.101149
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101149

Ultimate proof

>> No.101150

>>101140
Meiling is duty-bound not to let harm come to callers or guests (you know, like, say, a flying gate). She has permission to wallop intruders.

>> No.101159

>>101104
Is she going to rape that computer?

>> No.101164
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101164

>>101079
WTF are you doing to Marisa!?

>> No.101171
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101171

Then explain this.

>> No.101176

>>101171

Doctored.

>> No.101187
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101187

Oh god Canada is moe.

>> No.101209
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101209

This page reminds me of something.

>> No.101213
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>> No.101218
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>> No.101224

>>101209

Megu and Junk in Rozen Maiden?

>> No.101223
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>> No.101233

>>101224
Without having seen Rozen Maiden and not knowing that her name was Megu, yes that one.

>> No.101237
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101237

Aya, why you do this?

>> No.101247
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101247

truth. Everything else is made up by her tengu competitors to make her lose again.

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101270

Keine in the background.

>> No.101325
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>>101270

Aya had better not be spreading rumours about me...

>> No.101336

>>101270
Keine hat is HUEG.

>> No.101344

>>101325
"The Mysterious Truth about the Secret History Association"

At least not in English.
Yet.

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>>101344

'cause bitches that say shit about me get CAVED!

>> No.102021
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102021

Everyone hates Aya and Alice is lonely..
Where's the love?

In b4 Love Coloured master spark.

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>> No.102095

Aya or Cirno?

>> No.102102

>>102095
Cirno because she's not Haruhi.

>> No.102111

>>102083
Instantly thought Azumanga Daioh

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>> No.102136
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What does Aya's crow have to say for all this?

>> No.102150

>>102136
No Aya, you are the crows.

>> No.102157
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>>102150
Caw.

>> No.102163
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So miss Aya, do you have any comments on the claims that you lured the ice fairy into a photogarphic production of dubious nature?

>> No.102177

>>102157
And then Aya was a chick.

>> No.102186

>>101108
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/albums/Sekitou/Sekitou_-_Aya_Kiss/Sekitou_-_Aya_Kiss.zip

Pretty much all of this stuff is on pooshlmer, though I'm somewhat certain they don't do NSFW.

>> No.102211

Need that picture of her wings getting ripped off

>> No.102238
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102238

Fucking Aya!

>> No.102294
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>> No.103411
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>>101325

Keine!

>> No.103465

>>103411

FUKKEN SAVED

>> No.103476

>>103465
FUKKEN CAVED

>> No.103477

>>102163
fucking sauce/rapidshit

>> No.103487

>>103411
I still can't get past her on StB

360 Laser shower ftl.

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>>103476

well played Anon.

>> No.103519

>>102186
Pretty sure they do.

>> No.104148

>>102163
DONT BE CRAZY, CIRNO DOESN'T HAVE BREASTS.

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