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What do lolis ACTUALLY smell like, /jp/? Pick one:

-Milk
-Cereal
-Fresh Laundry
-Candy
-Loli sweat
-CRAYON
-Flowers
-Desks
-Childhood
-Loli vagina
-Nostalgia smell
-Morning rain
-Dust

I think that's all bullshit. I have a 9yo cousin and she smells like really sweet saliva or something like that.

>> No.10045526
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ahahaha

>> No.10045529

Why did you make a list if you think it's bullshit?

>> No.10045530

-pee and chocolate

>> No.10045534

They smell like desire.

>> No.10045539

>>10045529
Some people actually think they smell like these things. Especially the crayon smell.

>> No.10045543

They smell like pencils, I swear!

>> No.10045544
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Brb my 7 years old imouto is sleeping I'll sneak in her room and sniff her.

>> No.10045546

Bullied lolis smell like tears.

>> No.10045548
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>>10045544
Back. Her smell is sweet but hard to describe. It's like a mix of saliva and sugared milk. Hope this helps u OP

>> No.10045553

>>10045548
>saliva and sugared milk
Oh boy I was right!

>> No.10045559

>>10045548
you mean she smells like farts.

>> No.10045560

>>10045546

tears taste salty

>> No.10045564

>>10045560
Tears don't really smell salty do they.

>> No.10045572

>>10045564
I wouldn't know, I've never cried because I'm a man.

>> No.10045577

>>10045519
Desks. And some kind of pleasant sweat.

Seriously.

>> No.10045579

>>10045559
I've never seen her farting since she was born. She's very delicate and pure.

>> No.10045580

>>10045572
You cry to sleep every night 'cause you don't have an imouto.

>> No.10045583

>>10045519
Every single item on this list made my dick hard.

>> No.10045591

Am I the only one who likes how their dirty socks smell?

They smell almost the same than non-loli socks, but there's something different and hard to describe. It's really nice.

>> No.10045596

>>10045583
>Dust
how the fuck...?

>> No.10045604

>>10045579
That's what naughty little girls want you to believe.

>> No.10045608

Unwashed bath hating shit

>> No.10045621

Crayons for the win!

>> No.10045627

Of course it's crayons

>> No.10045634
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This thread needs some Crayon Midori.

>> No.10045636

>>10045519
Hey, was that a crayon?

>> No.10045638

[x]piss

>> No.10045645

>>10045636
Yeah, she was about to shove it up her ass.

>> No.10045649

Electronic Loli Music is a good record.

>> No.10045656

>>10045604
Kids know dick.

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>>10045634
just crayons is better.

>> No.10045669

>>10045649
>Electronic Loli Music
What is that? Is it like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzkclEo-B34

>> No.10045672

>>10045634
worst forced meme

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>>10045634
just crayons is better

>> No.10045683

>>10045672
Don't be rude. She's the princess of this class.

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>>10045634
More like Ahegao Midori.

>> No.10045698

>>10045669
Oh shit man, you've never heard of Lolicore?? It's a Hardcore techno subgenre based around lolis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_O6OOEqT8

>> No.10045703

>>10045698
>Loli Music
>Teen Pussy
Why'd you do this?

>> No.10045706

>>10045693
Stop making fun of that scene, you'll end up spoiling everybody!

>> No.10045720

so.. we got a faggot for crayon Midori and a crayon just for lolis.

Which is the true one?

>> No.10045723

>>10045519
Crayons and sweat. Everybody else in this thread is a delusional faggot.

>> No.10045728

>>10045720
>so.. we got a faggot for crayon Midori and a crayon just for lolis.
Wait, what?

I just think... some lolis have a stronger crayon smell. Midori seems to be one of them.

>> No.10045733

>>10045720
here, what do you think?

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10007838/#10008219
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10012990/#10012990

>> No.10045731

>>10045634
>implying i care about ryukishit after twilight

>> No.10045780

>>10045519

> saliva

holy fuck that's a horrible smell

Have you smelled your own saliva? Now imagine someone else's.

>> No.10045798

>>10045548
Just to confirm, she just came back from her ballet class and I sniffed her again, it is a undoubtedly a mix of saliva and sugared/condensed milk.

>> No.10045803

>>10045698
Hmm... I like pigmhall's loli electronic music better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHWDsnTo3Y

>> No.10045805

do shota smell like crayons too?

>> No.10045807

>>10045519
Sugar, spice, and everything nice

>> No.10045812

>>10045805
Shota smells like frogs.

>> No.10045814

Doesn't matter what they actually smell like. I'll make them smell like my penis after I'm done with them.

>> No.10045819

Loli vagina? What does that smell like?

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A true loli lover loves all lolis regardless of smell. And out of all them, his favorite is the smell belonging to the loli he loves.

>> No.10045857

>>10045803
me too

>> No.10045861

>>10045819
During my one chance it smelled like sea water. But that's because I was at the beach and she had just left the sea. So I don't know. I hope I did.

>> No.10045866

>>10045861
How were you even in a position to smell it? I'd like to hear stories from other people who have smelled one as well, if possible.

>> No.10045914

they smell like every human does

except they don't use perfumes and all that shit normal adults do use to smell "attractive"

>> No.10045927

>>10045519
strawberries

>> No.10045938

>>10045914

perfumes don't smell attractive

they smell overpowering and invasive, I hate them

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my penis

>> No.10045953

>>10045938
obviously

but apparently many people think otherwise

personally I could never stand the smell
I'd rather smell sweat then that

>> No.10045954

Lolis have a slightly sweet smell with a hint of strawberry. For real.

>> No.10045972

>>10045954
Teens.

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Sticky this shit, moot.

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>>10045944
huehue

>> No.10046056

>>10046030
omg nigga wtf r u doin

ITS A FUCKING LION

it's going to TEAR
UR FACE

>> No.10046302

>>10045866
Anyone, please. My boner is getting softer.

>> No.10046319

>>10046030
That's a very feminine looking man.

>> No.10046323

>>10046056
GET IN THE CAR

>> No.10046362

vomit & shit & piss

>> No.10046406

>>10046362
What little girls are you around?

>> No.10046607

>>10046302
I don't feel very safe talking about that these days. It was years ago, before the whole "if you are a male and get close to a kid you are to be stoned to death" thing started. I just used a chance I got in my last day in a faraway beach. I almost got caught, but I just ran the fuck off and took my plane to never come back.

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