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Your favored Touhou is told a nuclear missile will strike her person in 30 seconds. Given this amount of prep time, what is the result?

>> No.10043134

Remilia will be absolutely fine.

>> No.10043135

They all can fly, turbonerd.

>> No.10043143
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10043143

>nukes

>> No.10043148

>>10043135
Stop using that meme, nerboturd.

>> No.10043151
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10043151

Fight fire with fire, perhaps? Or maybe it wouldn't even be able to hurt her.

>> No.10043155
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10043155

Youmu's top speed is 1/4th of the speed of light

She's fine.

>> No.10043158
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10043158

no big deal

>> No.10043164

>>10043135
She wouldn't even have to bother flying away when she can stop time.

>> No.10043171

She can break a nuke.

>> No.10043177

>>10043128
Stopping time makes it easy to avoid most things turns out.

>> No.10043179

>>10043151

She'll absorb it and wind up going critical like in Godzilla vs Destroyah.

>> No.10043184
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10043184

It's a good day to be immortal

>> No.10043202
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10043202

Frozen'd!

>> No.10043211

There are insects that can survive a nuclear explosion, right?

>> No.10043213 [DELETED] 

>>10043211
no
but they can survive massive amounts of radiation
the explosion itself would disintegrate them

>> No.10043234

>>10043179
>going critical

What does that even mean? Serious question.

>> No.10043251

>>10043234
Similar to going into maximum overdrive.

>> No.10043254

>>10043234
Shit's gonna blow up.

>> No.10043257

Welp, Satori had a good run.

>> No.10043268
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>>10043254
Fusion reaction doesn't work like that though.

>> No.10043271

Be jealous of it and cause others to be jealous of not being the individual target of a nuclear missile.

>> No.10043282

She'll blow up real good.

She'll get better, though.

>> No.10043345
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10043345

The nuke stops before it hits her, doesn't explode, and instead a skeleton pops out!
OoooOOooooOOooo.... what a supernatural phenomena!

Alternatively, she catches it and throws it back to where it came from.

>> No.10043356

She blows up in power ups, duh.

>> No.10043357

I was told that atomic bombs do not detonate right away, but they take a few minutes to blow. Is it true?

>> No.10043386

>>10043357

They detonate when they are set to detonate. That can be as soon as they reach a minimum safe distance from the launch site, or when they hit the ground a world away.

>> No.10043390

The missile is sent to hell for eternal punishment. Everyone around is also sent to hell. Whole world is going to hell.

>> No.10043435

She's superhuman. She's invincible.

>> No.10043445
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10043445

yuuka was fine

>> No.10043462

Fallout 3 was a shit game.

>> No.10043467

They all have some kind of magic. They magic the problem away.

>> No.10043469

>>10043462

Better than UFO or Ten Desires.

>> No.10043472

>>10043467
How?

>> No.10043474
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10043474

Outrun it or blow it back.

>> No.10043475

>>10043472
With magic.

>> No.10043477

>>10043128
Who put the Flower in the "President's" room?

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>>10043475

>> No.10043483

>>10043475
Explain.

>> No.10043486
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10043486

Immortality has it's perks.

>> No.10043503

>>10043483
That's the point of magic. You can't explain it like science.

>> No.10043523

Parsee can't really escape from something like this....

>> No.10043560
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10043560

Okuu's power to create a purely fusion reaction based mass of energy would be far stronger than a regular fission/fusion based nuclear missile.

>> No.10043570

>>10043560

But she lacks a basic understanding of nuclear deployment theory and likely incapable of the calculations necessary to intercept a missile in flight, so she'll probably botch the fratricide and get a missile to the face.

>> No.10043678
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10043678

A massive electrical discharge fries the nuke's detonator and associated circuits, leaving it as a dud. Shame about the impact force, really.

>> No.10044064

She'd just send it somewhere else.
I hope she nukes Israel

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>>10044064
We all do, anon. We all do.

>> No.10044894

>>10043128
;_;

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