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So, 4 days left until I ascend to Wizardhood.

What jp_ritual should I perform while the transformation occurs?

>> No.10027340

wear a sukumizu for males

>> No.10027339

Open the portal.

>> No.10027342

Read from a magic book aloud

>> No.10027345

when you reach wizardhood it's the perfect time to open a portal to Gensokyo

>> No.10027383

>>10027335
the ancient ritual of an hero

>> No.10027394

sad picture man

>> No.10027472

I was going to kill myself on my 23rd or 27th birthday.
But then I realized I didn't need to commit suicide.
Because I already have no life.
I'm already dead.

>> No.10027497

>>10027472
That's deep, brotaku.
Why 23rd or 27th though? That's some significant numbers for you or you just randomly picked them up?

>> No.10027506

>>10027472
Edgy as fuck, dude.

>> No.10027723

Tell all your friends and colleagues about how much of a NEET hikikomori you are.

>> No.10027821
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>> No.10028216

>>10027821
You wanna say that to my face, nerd ?

>> No.10029468
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10029468

Turns out my 100th birthday will be on a full moon with a total eclipse. Seems portentous. Problem is: I don't want to live to 100.

>> No.10029482

>ritual
I hear Seppuku is nice this time of year.

>> No.10029484

i just came to a realization. the constant numbness, the waiting for death, the hopelessness, loneliness. everyday that you pray to sleep and not wake up, but you do anyways. hell isn't a place filled with fire and brimstone; hell is right here, right now. waiting for the sweet embrace of death. the sweet romance of nothingness.

>> No.10029494

>>10029484
Maximum Edgyness.

>> No.10029509

>>10027335
Happy Birthday.

>> No.10029540

you have birthday in 4 days?
omg so do I!

let's do it together, OP!

>> No.10029552

>>10029484
then you can get out of hell whenever you want
isnt it wonderful

>> No.10029570

>>10027335
What are the "FINISH" things for in the picture?

>> No.10029567

>>10029484
dunno about you but I'm in heaven

>> No.10029571

>>10027335
What about the finish lines all around the room? I don't get it.

>> No.10029594

>>10029571
Finish the game!

>> No.10029605

>>10029594
Why is there one on the trashcan?

>> No.10029613

>>10029540
And so:
OP was weak to resist anon's lewd invitation, ironically on the same day he was going to achieve Wizardhood.

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>>10029571

The artist sometimes is clearer and sometimes harder to get. I'm guessing the finish lines are implying that the goal is to leave their room or do chores but to make the trip from their desk seems like a journey that the character hasn't even begun...?

>> No.10029635

>>10029630
explain why there's a finish line on the window and the bed then

>> No.10029659

>>10029635
Well, technically the window is a way out and the bed needs to be cleaned.

>> No.10029663

>>10029659
sounds a bit far fetched dood

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