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Why haven't you found a shy NEET girlfriend yet?

>> No.10025496

because shy neet female just turn into camwhores like the one that made that nude thread just now.

>> No.10025497

I prefer being alone

>> No.10025506

Because she's NEET you dumbass.

>> No.10025508

We can't find each other if we don't leave our rooms. Asking for girls on /jp/ is a solution but only the nerdiest fag-o's would do that. I wouldn't want to shit on our board.

I'm so lonely I want to die.

>> No.10025509

>>10025490
They would expect things. I don't like that.

>> No.10025511

The idea of being with a 3D female repulses me.

>> No.10025513

Because I don't know how to meet shy NEET girls.

>> No.10025519

>>10025490
To find her, I'd have to go breaking and entering into every household around here. Answer honestly:
1. How long before the police put a stop to this
2. Assuming you find her before 1, a stranger breaking into your house is no basis for a mutual romantic relationship.

>> No.10025528
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10025528

Because shyness doesn't exist in girls. There's only overconfident, confident and lacking confidence girls. Once you give them the confidence they need (that they can bag guys with no effort whatsoever since you did all the work) they will leave your dumb ugly ass and go flirt with a better looking man.

I would never ever want to get into a relationship with a "shy nEET girl" because it would end really badly.

>> No.10025534

Two NEETs dating sounds like the worst, most unproductive idea ever.

>> No.10025546
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>> No.10025543

Did they finally run completely out of ideas?
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Shyneet_Magician

>> No.10025552

>>10025534
Welcome to the hood nigger.

>> No.10025551
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10025551

Seeing cute cards like that makes me want to get back into YGO. Too bad I sold all my good cards and I hate how they keep fucking with the ban list.

I wanted a deck of nothing but cite girls, but all of the good cute girl cards are too expensive usually.

>> No.10025557

The only way I would even consider dating a 3D girl is if she would work and support me and not bother me about my hobbies.

>> No.10025561
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10025561

"Arbeitslose Magierin"?

>> No.10025573

/jp/ - Bitter Misogynists General

>> No.10025577

>>10025573
>>>/r9k/

>> No.10025581

Because as long as other men exist, there will always be a more appealing option than me.

>> No.10025596

>>10025551
good morning clammy~

>> No.10025602

>>10025596
Good morning!

>> No.10025623
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>>10025596
Don't "good morning clammy~" clammy you selfish whore. Clammy is MY friend.

Good morning Clammy!

>> No.10025626

>>10025623
Don't be mean, I can be everyone's friend.

>> No.10025631
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>>10025626
Clammy don't be silly, you could pretend everybody is your friend but only I'll be your true best friend!

>> No.10025635

>>10025623
Please don't put random capitalized words in the middle of sentences, thank you.

>> No.10025639
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>>10025631
Why?

>> No.10025641

>>10025602
>>10025623
I was just being nice ;_;

>> No.10025647
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>>10025639
Because I'm the only real friend you have.

>> No.10025650

>>10025546
Crossboarder pls leave.

>> No.10025649

>>10025641
Don't pay the meanies any attention, Clammy cared about you enough to stick up for you.

>> No.10025652

I would rather have a loud and pushy girlfriend who tells me what to do.

>> No.10025656

>>10025652
What if she told you to get a job, then after a while tells you to get two jobs.

>> No.10025658

>>10025656
Then I would do it because she has my best interests at heart.

>> No.10025662

>>10025658
No she just wanted you out of the house more so she can spend time with her boyfriend.

>> No.10025665

Shy NEET Magician

Took me a minute to read.

>> No.10025678
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10025678

Because my only friend is /jp/

>> No.10025685

>>10025662
I don't understand. I am her boyfriend.

>> No.10025686

>>10025665
It threw me off that magician was separated as its own word, but shy and neet were not

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10025698

Oh, but I have.

>> No.10025705

>>10025698
btw im a girl :)

>> No.10025710

>>10025685
She started cheating on you the next day, with someone she met online.

>> No.10025721

>>10025710
That wouldn't happen!

>> No.10025732

>>10025561
It's german for "Mahou Shoujo sans Baito"

>> No.10025734

I find it hard to trust women when they will drop you when something better comes along.

plus I can barely afford to feed, clothe and house myself as is.

>> No.10025779

>>10025734
Would you drop your girlfriend if later you found someone you considered to be better?

>> No.10025787

>>10025721
All women are sluts.

>> No.10025789

>>10025734
That's more an issue with being human than being a woman, honestly.

>> No.10025791

>>10025779
Never.

I have problems trusting women but would NEVER break (especially for something trivial like a better catch) their trust intentionally.

>> No.10025865

can you even call moms neets?

AREN'T ALL WOMEN NEET WHEN THEY MARRY AND HAVE KIDS?

>> No.10025876

>>10025865
Housewives aren't considered NEETs, no.

>> No.10025882

>>10025876
they are not in education, employment, or training

they aren't retired, like old people, so why not?

>> No.10025886

>>10025882
>In Japan, the classification comprises people aged between 15 and 34 who are unemployed, not engaged in housework, not enrolled in school or work-related training, and not seeking work.

>> No.10025897

>>10025886
neets do their own housework if they live alone

even though it is crappy housework

>> No.10025907

>>10025897
Hey buddy I don't make the rules.

>> No.10025930

>>10025907
i guess if you are a housewife... your JOB is a wife

order is restored

>> No.10025984

>>10025930
Do housewives have to say that's their job on tax returns and such?

>> No.10026030

>>10025984

Yes.

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10026059

Shy?
FRIG no, nerds. I want a (truly) sadistic bitch of a girlfriend!

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