/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Touhou yuri? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it.

I lied.

[Anonymous No.]

Boring shit like all yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like it shouldn't be such a big deal whether you like it or not. I mean is it really that strange? If you listen to Touhou arranges or collect Touhou fanart you run into it all the time.

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>>10022859

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri hurts my male pride. I only want to see women with my fellow men, not with other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022859
>>10022866
>>10022876
lmao these fags cant jerk off unless they can see a dick LOL

[Anonymous No.]

its canny choss

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be a cute girl, so naturally cute girls fucking other cute girls is an arousing fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022884
What the F*CK does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022912
I guess he means "its kinda gross"

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa x Alice everywhere.

Inb4 Marisa x Patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022912
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/canny
>Adjective
>canny
>(Northumbrian) Very or much.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choss
>Something that is EXCELLENT, CLASS, Brilliant

[Anonymous No.]

I promised myself going into Touhou that I wouldn't let the fandom's sexual stuff affect me and just enjoy the series for the games and characters.

Many fetish pictures and ejaculations later, I stopped feeling guilty.

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>>10023061

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>>10022830
I love it when it's well executed. There's this Sanae x Reimu doujin series that is absolutely heart-warming.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd much rather have yuri than faceless old men.
Seriously Japan, get some damn imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

It's good to have variety.
I don't think I could subsist on it alone, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023088
Is that the one where Sanae dump Reimu at the end admitting she's straight? Truly heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023061
>>10023087
>>10022897
>>10022882
Why do you assume Yuri means porn in this case? Yuri technically isn't only porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023136
We're talking about Japan here, if it's not shown than it's usually implied.

[Anonymous No.]

I like yuri whether it's touhou or not, so I'm all for it.

And hey, it's not like you can ship everyone with Kourin, and I fucking hate original characters.

[Anonymous No.]

It depends on the character that yuri art or doujins center around. I can't do Marisa x Alice, or Yuuka x Parsee, or any of the Taoist or Buddhists doing yuri, but the rest have some nice moments depending on the artist.

I wish I could find more art of guys NTR'ing Alice or Marisa away from each other.

[Anonymous No.]

One's anemic and the other one is a vampire.

Do the math, nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

I dislike yuri in general. I've tried to like it, I really have, but at the end of the day, I just don't see the appeal.

I guess I am just too cis privileged to appreciate the purest form of love.

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>>10023337
>nerds
Pls no blly.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll say I like it if you say it's not the final ultimate yuri paradise you imply it to be just because the series is full of girls.

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>>10023125
What? I don't remember it ending like that. Which one are you talking about?

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>>10023513
GP-KIDS? Last part wasn't translated by the original translators because of the ending.

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>>10023368
>cis privilege

pls no

[Anonymous No.]

No sir, I don't like it.
Touhous should be falling in love with guys, as girls are meant to.

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>>10023535
Can't be as bad as Gokusaishiki moving from heartwarming Renko and Maribel yuri to rape and drugs everywhere in as far as I'm able to tell one continuity of doujinshi.

Worst thing is that his porn is totally up my alley so I end up fapping to it anyway, makes me die inside a little every time.

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>>10023535
It wasn't translated by the original translators because I didn't want to wait for their translation. Hong and his translator did a good enough job.

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>>10023535
Can't be as bad as Gokusai Color moving from heartwarming Renko and Maribel yuri to rape and drugs everywhere in as far as I'm able to tell one continuity of doujinshi.

Worst thing is that his porn is totally up my alley so I end up fapping to it anyway, makes me die inside a little every time.

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>>10023583
It's not that bad at all.
Gokusaishiki has given me more anxiety attacks than school and social situations combined. To soothe my feelings I have daydreamed of buying every copy of his works and burning them in a large bonfire. If you masturbate to it, you are horrible horrible person and I hate you.

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>>10023535

>non-H

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>>10023535
Are you sure? I can't find it anywhere, but I remember that it ended something like Sanae saying she wasn't sure if she could pursue a romantic relationship with Reimu, but admitting she likes the relationship she has with Reimu and doesn't know what the future has in store for them. It felt like more of an open ending to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri is simply a play between girls in my eyes. They are still straight but they have to pleasure themselves in lack of a penis, which all normal women deep down desire. Truly homosexual women are either normal girls who has been tricked or way to masculine women. The last mentioned is everything that is wrong with todays society.

In a 2D world, with only perfections, Yuri is pure love because gender doesn't matter. Gensokyo is obviously a world in which Yuri is pure and beautiful.

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>>10023635
A page of the last part is in >>10023595
I don't know if you could call it open-ended, they obviously just continue begin close, but as friends.

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>>10023635
Found it. Yeah, it's something like I said. I found it really heart-warming. A strong, pure bond. Beautiful, in my opinion.

Aw, sheesh. What am I even saying? This osunds so lame!

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>>10023663
I didn't see that before making >>10023665

But there's also something like this some pages ahead.

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>>10022830

Well, since I'm a girl living with my friend, we love touhou, and and been told by other friends we'd pretty much be Marissa and Reimu since I'm blond and she's a brunet. And I have a friend named Alice who's into yuri and has a crush on me.. So It's creepy to see MarixAlice or MarixRei pictures since it's like looking at yourself fucking your friends.
Pic related-- Pretty much our every day lives.

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>>10023698
Are you a girl, by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023714
btw i'm a girl

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>>10023714
Yeah, problem?

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>>10023725
Can I ask you anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023735
No.

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>>10023735
Well, sure go ahead I guess..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023735

I didn't mean to be mean-- just I was thinking is probably going to lead to a "tit's or gtfo" comment..

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>>10023733
Get the fuck out, dyke

[Anonymous No.]

I like Touhoutero better and it's more probable than the corrupted yuri bile.

>>10023733
>"girls" in /jp/
>projecting

get the fuck out you attention slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>10024044
We're all little girls here. By the way, who are you quoting?

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>>10024111

>Who are you quoting?

I'm quoting your mom, DUDE

[Anonymous No.]

I find it enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

I thoroughly enjoy it. I've always been a giant sap when it comes to romance, and Touhou is like an unending material goldmine.

And honestly the fact that it's girlxgirl pairings or not never really mattered to me. If Touhou had a bigger male portion of characters I'd be just as fine with them.

But fuck all those goddamn artists that pair Rinnosuke with fucking everyone. Shit is obnoxious as hell.

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>>10025004
How is it obnoxious? It's only logical to assume that the only humanoid male in canon would receive the greatest harem in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to like it but a lot of it comes of as too sugary and sweet for me. I just want my 2hus to openly like other girls and still try to beat up the others they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about it, Touhou characters should all be insufferable bitches who will do their darnedest to annihilate each other at the drop of the silly hat and are only doing it non-fatally because they don't want Reimu's prayer stick up their nethers. Except for Renko and Maribel, whom I want to see together in a sexual context, preferably consensual and with plenty of holding hands and blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love touhou Yuri, AlicexMarisa has to be one the cutest couples in the history of cute couples. They should just make an entire anime about just their day to day lives as they go on dates and snuggle and be cute

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>>10025118

Yeah a lot of artists tend to go a little overboard on the sickening sweetness (even for me), or they go in the other direction and DRAMADRAMADRAMASAD.

That, or they go one and then the other, giving you enough mood-whiplash to kill a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

it's bound to happen. i don't mind.

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>>10025143
>Renko and Maribel anything but bros

Truly yuri admirers are the putrid shit under the boot.

[Anonymous No.]

We understood: yurifags aren't people. From now on the word "yuri fan" to us will be the worst of curses. From now on the world "yuri fan" cocks our rifles. We won't talk. We won't get angry, We will be killing. If you haven't killed at least one yuri fan today, your day is wasted. If you think, that your neighbour will kill a yuri fan for you, you didn't understand the threat. If you won't kill the yuri fan, the yuri fan will kill you. He will take your close ones and will hurt him in his damned /u/. If you can't kill a yuri fan with a bullet, kill him with a bayonet. If your land is quiet, if you're waiting a battle, kill the yuri fan before the battle. If you let the yuri fan alive, the yuri fan will hang a primary and shame a touhou. If you killed one yuri fan, kill another - nothing is more amusing to ourselves than the corpses of yuri fans. Don't count the days. Don't count the miles, count only one thing: The yuri fans you killed. Kill the yuri fan! - Begs you the old mother. Kill the yuri fan! - Begs you the loli- kill the yuri fan! = screams to you your motherland. Don't miss. Don't lose. Kill!

[Anonymous No.]

2 falls in yuri arts:
- Too manly
- Too doll-like
as long as these 2 are avoided, what not to like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10023287
lol japan such a randumb cuntry xDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025223

Yeah, there's quite a few artists that tend to make one of the characters too masculine.

But the worst probably has to be the implied dick when the artist doesn't actually know how to depict 2 women having sex. Just ruins every damn picture it happens in.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is getting me all hot and bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yuri

I fucking hate secondaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025277
lol

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>>10025286
LEL XD

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>>10025203
Please stop associating hirafumi with your meme arrows.