NEET Lifestyle Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Official NEET lifestyle thread

"not in education, employment, or training"

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How are you all taking it easy today, I went to go make myself some tea and now I'm back to sitting on /jp/

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Where's the pastebin and link to the previous threads?

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My parents have been asking me to do some work around the house for a few months now. Most recently they told me they'd pay me, so I'm going to do it (painting a room). With the money I could get comfortable socks and a bunch of sweets!

It's supposed to rain tomorrow and I'm really looking forward to it.

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>>10019660

Better question, how the fuck do you spend day after god forsaken day "taking it easy"? Does it not get old doing fucking nothing each and every day? Is this your idea of life?

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10019660
Watching animes and posting on /jp/.

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I'm looking up jobs online. I think I found something tolerable I'll drive down and apply to tomorrow.

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Does anyone else like to squeeze their piss bottles in between their thighs for a few minutes after they fill one up? It's such a nice warm sensation, especially this time of year when it's getting chillier.

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I was waiting for somebody to make a shitposting general.

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>>10019688
You just take it easy. There's no rush to do things, so you can really relax and slow down to enjoy the small pleasures in life.

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>>10019688
The life. Also 'taking it easy' isn't 'doing nothing' I spent most of the day today reading Rudolf Rocker's 'Nationalism and Culture'.

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I was real skinny and weird looking in high school. Got depressed and got fat. Spent 10 years drinking alone in an apartment, either that or kill self right?
then i got fit and girls started treating me strangely.

My neighbor wouldnt leave me alone so I gave it a shot, we got along great, talked for 10 hours the first time we hung out. Thought I finally had a connection with someone after being alone my entire life. We drank together and ended up in bed cuddling, she didnt want to have sex since she wasnt that type of girl. After that she wouldnt have anything to do with me. 2 weeks later I see her and some guy that looked like he escaped prison driving around.

Now girls stare at me everywhere i go but I dont have it in me to get heartbroken again. I know, man up faggot, but I dont want to just have sex, Ive always wanted love.
I just dont get to experience it in this life.

[Hobo Girl !!WV1jKRT1S/h No.]

Going to sleep now before it's getting too bright

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back from my job bartending at a club. Probably gonna unwind with a bowl and take it easy for a while.

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>>10019714
Night night friend

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>26
>Live at home
>failed out of CC College, got fired from any job I had
>used to be in shape, now over weight
>Drink every night till I pass out
>parents resent I live at home and talk shit all the time
>be on here all day or on my ps3
>had a g/f but accused her of cheating, and threatened to set her house on fire

That feel

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Next week i will apply for a job. I don't want to but also i don't want to get kicked out.

Hold me /jp/ ;_; i fucking love being neet

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>>10019718
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>>10019693
what the fuck

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A few years ago, I decided to spend my NEET week leveling mining and shit on all my WoW characters.
I never felt so much "at peace".

Now the interesting part is, a friend came over during this week and I was still doing that.
And for five hours of my life, I spoke.
I was talkative, could say things without thinking them a few times in my head before (I think /r9k/ understands what I'm talking about)
I just spoke without thinking about it, going with the flow, and it was quite interesting, sometimes entertaining.

During those five hours I was another man.I belonged to this world, while still being myself, and able to reason normally.
Maybe all that farming replaced self-consciousness in my mind.
Being normal must feel like that I guess.I'm sure it's a good feel.

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>>10019722
Just quietly report them.

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My mom keeps telling me to get a job.

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>>10019718

>had a g/f but accused her of cheating, and threatened to set her house on fire

Now that's comedy. Also, how retarded do yu have to be to flunk CC and how do you afford liquor?

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>>10019722
I think hes spamming replies from a r9k NEET thread or something like that

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>>10019724
Report the thread, not them, you stupid fucking crossboarding blogfaggot

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How to deal with overbearing boss?

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>>10019733
Please don't swear at me.

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>>10019733
We're allowed to have one up at any one time, the other one is in auto-sage mode. Its also designated in the subject field just like the rules specified.

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Any other anons fought with their siblings past your childhood years? What went down? how'd you feel about it afterward?

>have 27 yr old socially retarded NEET sister who's a total bitch to everyone around her
>walk into dining room one day
>she's arguing with my dad
>makes some kind of insult to my dad, can't remember word by word
>my dad asks wtf she just said
>sister repeats herself and makes some comment about him not being able to hear bc he's getting old and deaf
>thatreallyrustlesmyjimmies.png
>walk straight over to my sister and slap her across the face
>she falls off her chair and starts crying
>dad doesn't say anything, obviously doesn't want to admit she deserved it

I still think she's a dumb bitch

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>>10019739
There's one on page 8 already with 120 posts. Use the catalog.

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>>10019693
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>>10019742
>>>/r9k/

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>>10019742
1.) Walk into his office and start pissing everywhere.
2.) Enjoy your new life as a NEET!

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im 6'3", put effort into my appearance, not shy, have a sense of humor, people think that im "funny", etc. beauty is subjective so i cant just simply say that im good looking, but what i can say is that my whole life ive received compliments about my looks from non-relatives and girls my age, and lots of desirable girls have approached me and flirted with me

it feels nice to have desirable girls approach you, flirt with you, be obviously attracted to you, tell you that youre "very cute", sometimes even "hot" and so on. its too bad nothing ever happened though. i would say that 60% of the time i tried, the rest of the time i didnt. with the girls i did try with, they didnt go through with it. in high school they didnt go through with it because they realized that i was a little socially awkward (i was only a little awkward when i was trying to get with a girl) and a loser as i got shitty grades, never did homework, had alot of days absent, didnt have status, wasnt part of their social cliques and didnt play sports. after i dropped out of high school they changed their minds because im a NEET who dropped out of high school, doesnt have any true hobbies/passions (i just play vidya, go on the internet, etc), lives at home (almost 26 years old), leeches off the government, etc. i mean, i do something every now and then that pays under the table, such as website design, computer repairs, did a funeral/memorial video once, etc. i dont know if that counts as a career

so yeah, im a virgin who has never been in a relationship before (other than a few online "girlfriends") and havent kissed a girl on the lips/made out before. but ive cuddled, held hands, kissed on the chick and hugged, so it could be worst i guess

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Just saw a beetle hide in a pile of dirty clothes.
Feels filthy, man.

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>>10019751
Oh you mean the drug thread?

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Well, OP, I told my therapist and I haven't had the feds kick my door down yet. Hell, I told him that not only do I want to fuck kids, I'm a sadistic bastard who gets off on the kind of shit you thought people only joked about. Not the best combination, eh? At least my potential victims wouldn't have to live with the trauma, so there's a silver lining for you.

The kicker is, though, that my therapist seems to think nothing of it. He makes it clear that he doesn't condone any behavior like that, but seems to accept it as a fantasy. Then again, I'm a depressed neet, how the fuck am I gonna abduct and rape a kid? I don't even have a car. Maybe if I was a normalfag he would've reported me already. I'm guessing that he knows that I don't actually have the means, or the balls, to do anything like that.

He also considers viewing of child pornography as a victimless crime. Hell, maybe I'm the one who should be reporting him.

It's kind of funny, though. Caused me to have sort of an epiphany, although I can't quite articulate it. I told another person that I would enjoy raping and torturing a little girl, and we talked about it like people talk about weather. Then we both went home. What a mindfuck, you know?

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>>10019759
There was also another with Keine in the OP.

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>>10019759
better than a /r9k/ thread with greentext everywhere

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>>10019753
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>>10019767
I'll delete it then

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Why did neo-NSj delete this thread? Is he in buttrage mode?

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I deleted the thread because theres another one up.

[Anonymous No.]

There are actually two up. I was quite mad when I noticed the second one, but it was already too far along.