/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're looking lively. Did something good happen?

[naitoknaito No.]

You.

[Anonymous No.]

Satori, you can read my mind.
I'm sure you already know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

No matter how much I try, you always notice my raging boner, Satori.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom brought over some left over Halloween candy. I ate too many and now my stomach hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016601
Of course she could, but just reading your mind and you telling it to her is something that shows trust

[weea !boo2WgcZ52 No.]

Today, I almost got banned.
That's the closest I've been to breaking free from this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016638

You're not even supposed to be on the internet, weev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016638
You do realize you can still browse even if you're banned.

You're never going to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016638

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016715
translate this waboos

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016733
That feel when cumming inside.

[weea !boo2WgcZ52 No.]

>>10016733
Intervaginal pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016597
>>10016589

[Anonymous No.]

But I'm not looking lively. I feel like shit!

[Anonymous No.]

i met you satori <3

[Anonymous No.]

Cake, delicious, delicious cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016608
I imagined a friendly companion entering Satori's room as she sips her tea while reading a book. She looks at him with a smile and says:
"You're looking lively. Did something good happen?"
Already used to it, he would, with the gentle smile of someone who was caught during a friendly prank, reply:
"No matter how much I try, you always notice my raging boner, Satori."
They both laugh playfully as he proceeds to go pick a book for himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10016601
>Satori, you can read my mind.
>I'm sure you already know what it is.

She's being polite and also making a conversational opening. Interaction is not just about exchanging information, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10019788
Also figured out what Ozoi was

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off, rping scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10020180
Respectfully declined

[Anonymous No.]

>>10019919
I always wondered why in the name of fuck people always go straight down the route "Satori would hate us all, since we're always thinking lewd thoughts".

Well, anyone has lewd thoughts. Men are fucking always having lewd thoughts. You're a man yourself, you know that. And having read all kinds of minds, Satori for sure knows that too. Why she wouldn't be able to befriend a male who's able to reply natural and humorously to the fact she knows about the perverted deviations that eventually and inevitably cross his mind is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10020088
she is cake yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021812
There's a difference between taking pride in thoughts like "oh yes I want to fuck your pussy so badly" and between being ashamed for having her endure lewd thoughts you might have.

Do you really think she would like to be around someone who knows no restraint?
I think she is able to figure out if you actually feel remorse for being a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021816
She was the icing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021812
>>10021818
Saya agrees

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021812
>Men are fucking always having lewd thoughts.
Speak for your-fucking-self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021818
Well, that's kind of the point.

>>10022280
Ok, I can't speak for eunuchs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022330
Oh just because someone is being a better person you are calling him names now?
Good going.
I'm sure Satori would like that

[Anonymous No.]

Lively? I'm barely awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021812
>Men are fucking always having lewd thoughts. You're a man yourself, you know that.
No wonder society is like it is when we have these folks around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10022280
>>10022399
I'm not him, but are you paragons of virtue really so deluded into your superiority complex that you really tell yourselves you don't have, or have "justifiable" sexual fantasies? Like >>10021818 said, there's a difference between being the average "my actions are dictated by the need for pussy" person and knowing that such things will eventually cross your mind one way or the other, since we're programed that way. Unless you have some kind of horrid hormonal dysfunction (as >>10022330 implied), you're no special case.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd thoughts are the least of your worries. Satori would immediately know all the serious issues that every /jp/sy inevitably has.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not a shameless pervert

i'm just a regular garden-variety pervert

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug Satori and tell her I love her ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a telepat and live together with satorin~

imagine how affection must be shared between telepaths! It must be a feeling surpassing love a number of times that the human mind isn't able to imagine! The warmth, the love being shared back and forth between the two minds, at the same time receiving and giving! Would it be better than a mentally shared orgasm? I think that it would be on the same level, if not higher, a pleasure surpassing thousands of orgasms with each pulsation of the brain waves shared by the two of you! Loving, being loved, Feeling love, and feeling all the ramification of it, how wonderful must such a thing be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10032222
and at the front of this it's been 7 years since I kissed for the first and the last time. Thanks for the feel little girl quads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10032956
You ren't me.
Stop impersonating.
I earned the quads, not you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10032974
just how far into loli have you reversed? You clearly can't comprehend sentences and get easily angered. Wait, did you turn into a shota? Litle girls don't act like this. If so - get the fuck out of /jp/. Your fucking floppy micro dicked kind is unwelcome here.