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I need to cuddle something.

>> No.10012703
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>> No.10012702

Cuddle this!
*whips out teddy bear*

>> No.10012707

>>10012694
Wanna lick her ass sweat. I bet it smells like crayons.

>> No.10012714

Cuddle your pillow.

>> No.10012726

>>10012714
Only a real slut would suggest something like that.

>> No.10012735

We could always cuddle over text

>> No.10012737 [DELETED] 

>>10012694
hug this
*whips out dick*

>> No.10012786

>>10012707
It probably smells nothing like crayons.

>> No.10012838
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10012838

Here, take this

>> No.10012843

>>10012838
Here, take this!
*whips out dick*

>> No.10012860

Cuddle you're monitor.

>> No.10012861

>>10012838
No thank you

>> No.10012884

>>10012838
No, YOU take THIS!

*whips out dick*

>> No.10012901

>>10012860
it IS flat..

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>>10012861
Saya will still love you.

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>>10012843
>>10012884
I hope you've enjoyed having it. Is mine now.

>> No.10012931

>>10012912
You can keep it for as long as you wish, sweet thang.
*groans with pleasure*

*winks seductively*

>> No.10012944

>>10012901
It's flat and warm all you need is you're waifu on it.

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>>10012694
this thread is getting way too lewd way too fast

>> No.10012950

>>10012946
kill urself faggot even if u taken HRT ull still look like a man lol

>> No.10012951
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>>10012944

>> No.10012953

>>10012912
I hope you enjoyed that time when you've been raped, Saya-chan

>> No.10012957

>>10012931
*wink*
. . .
*rip*
. . .
Delicious

>> No.10012955

>>10012950
i hope you get eaten up by pure darkness and burn in fucking hell while getting fucked in the ASS by SATEN

>> No.10012974

>>10012957
Does it taste good?

Do you want some more?

>> No.10012993

>>10012953
Ah, that would be a repressed memory

>> No.10013014

>>10013008
stick it in your pooper

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10013008

I'd

>> No.10013022

>>10012974
For example, the heart is the most delicious organ, followed by the brain, followed by the spleen, followed by the liver, followed by the small intestine, followed by the genitals, followed by the lung, followed by the kidney, followed by the vocal tract, followed by the large intestine, followed by the, well, the rest is just bland, but maybe I forgot some things, and have mixed up ordering somewhere.

>> No.10013031

>>10013022

don't turn me into a cannibal

>> No.10013032

>>10013008

Does anyone know the daily protein needs of a flesh-eating youkai?

I need this information to know how large a group would be in order to sustain Rumia with semen alone.

>> No.10013042

>>10013032
200g

>> No.10013044

>>10013031
Please don't, that would be rather unfortunate

>> No.10013041
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10013041

This is a very dark thread

>> No.10013045

>>10013041
ur a faget

>> No.10013092

>>10013041
why don't you turn on the lights or somethin

>> No.10013106

>>10013042

Seems a tad high, but then again she's magic, so you don't have to explain shit.

In that case, it would take an ensemble of 150-250 people to keep her well fed, given semen is roughly equivalent to albumin in protein content.

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Hnngf

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>> No.10013134

>>10013106
It doesn't have to be lewd.
There could be a "kitchen" where the 150-250 men do their business extracting their semen. And then they would serve her the semen in a silver vessel.

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>> No.10013414

>>10013008
is she farting on his dick

>> No.10013453

>>10013414
if so, then he would have to be some sort of /d/tard to be staining her stockings from that alone.

>> No.10013469

>>10013453
You'd blow too when you felt that burst of heat on your cockhead

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