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Tell me the story about that time your dad hired you a hooker /jp/.

>> No.10011923
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>> No.10011924

2ruNEETs are devoid of sexual desire, get the fuck out crossboarder.

>> No.10011925

He didn't but he bought me alcohol once and didn't tell me it was alcohol.

>> No.10011930

>be 10
>be kid
>playing SNES
>dad comes in with smoking lady
>wat
>ask dad
>says shes from the business
>I go back to my SNES
>Hear thumping sounds
>dad comes out 3 hours later
>she gets paid
>Dad dies from untreated clap 3 months later
>sadface

>> No.10011942

>>10011930
Jews intentionally infect prostitutes with STDs to keep the goyim from breeding. That's why you never see Jews use prostitutes.

>> No.10011941

>>10011925
How old were you? 10?

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>>10011942

Jews love whores, they also horde all the little girls for themselves.

>> No.10011971

>>10011941
23.

>> No.10011999

This one time my dad sold me as a hooker to a Yakuza boss. He hides his secret love of cats from his rival who detests cats.

>> No.10012074

>>10011971
I don't understand, how did you not know it was alcohol?

>> No.10012131

I haven't spoken to my father since the summer of 1992.

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