So no one bothered to make a new Yukkuri Bullying thread after they took our get? Let's get to work, fellas.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:01:35 2008 No.1001017 [Reply] [Original]

So no one bothered to make a new Yukkuri Bullying thread after they took our get?

Let's get to work, fellas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:04:18 2008 No.1001030 File: 541 KB, 1308x2016, fuku0912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:05:24 2008 No.1001034 File: 391 KB, 1257x1764, beautifuldeath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Mon Jul 14 01:07:24 2008 No.1001054 Can we have a bullying thread that doesn't involve mutilation, torture, et. al.?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:11:55 2008 No.1001069 File: 185 KB, 1000x766, fuku0897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001030 glorious

>>	nipanya !NipAmIiYXE Mon Jul 14 01:15:24 2008 No.1001087 >>1001054 Aw...

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Mon Jul 14 01:15:31 2008 No.1001090 File: 24 KB, 450x550, 174011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001030 Excellent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:15:46 2008 No.1001092 File: 63 KB, 222x199, DO NOT WANT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001030

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:16:24 2008 No.1001094 There's bullying, and there's murder. These threads tend to be murder threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:16:24 2008 No.1001095 I love the little things! They look so happy all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:16:24 2008 No.1001096 >>1001054 Most likely not, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:19:10 2008 No.1001108 File: 299 KB, 600x768, 1215843072044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on, people. You were never this pissed off at the flying skull in Planescape Torment(or was it the other one?) or gelatinous cubes in D&D.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:19:24 2008 No.1001107 >>1001094 If the Yukkuri can't tell the difference, why should we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:20:24 2008 No.1001110 >>1001069 Needs more Yukkuri vore with China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:21:24 2008 No.1001113 >>1001108 Yeah, but all they did was attack you. These guys are complete bastardization of the Touhou Characters we know and love, in addition to being Parasidic, easy to kill, and willing to attack you for 0 Damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:22:24 2008 No.1001114 >>1001113 Know and love? HA!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:24:07 2008 No.1001120 File: 52 KB, 700x495, 1213386461809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001113 Fuck you straight to hell. The flying skull was the best ally ever. I bet a yukkuri would be a good ally ;-;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:24:32 2008 No.1001122 File: 53 KB, 450x450, habumarisa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:25:41 2008 No.1001124 File: 146 KB, 300x1963, fuku0893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:26:24 2008 No.1001126 >>1001113 >These guys are complete bastardization of the Touhou Characters we know and love >Parasidic underageb&

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:34:56 2008 No.1001147 File: 131 KB, 715x911, fuku0587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:35:24 2008 No.1001149 >>1001124 The babies are so cute =(

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Jul 14 01:36:24 2008 No.1001153 >>1001054 >>Can we have a bullying thread that doesn't involve mutilation, torture, et. al.? That's like a porn thread with no porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:38:10 2008 No.1001161 >>1001149 >>1001149 >>1001149 i do not think they are killing them! take a look at the hands, they are wearing workers gloves! probably a worker at the "factory" is harvesting them because they are just about ready for sale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:39:05 2008 No.1001168 File: 145 KB, 800x600, aeka-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone say bullying?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:40:24 2008 No.1001172

>>1001147
>>1001147
>>1001147
I do not think that they are killing the babies. Look at the hands, the person pulling the babies off is wearing workers gloves. Probably a person who works at the "factory" is harvesting them for sale because they are just about ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:42:15 2008 No.1001177 File: 89 KB, 300x900, fuku0765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:42:24 2008 No.1001178 >>1001172 He couldn't wait until they had fallen off? Wouldn't it kind of hurt to rip off the stem? I feel like a PETA member protesting the factory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:44:24 2008 No.1001184 I don't want to hurt them! They're so soft and beanbag-like <3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:44:24 2008 No.1001187 >>1001172 doubtful that it's not an abortion, but considering how the factory usually deals with abotions you might be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:50:01 2008 No.1001211 File: 89 KB, 400x400, yukkuri_11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:50:24 2008 No.1001212 >>1001187 >>1001187 Would you toss away good stock? Doubt they would, though I would doubt that the harvesting procedure is harmless and the least bit painful?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:51:24 2008 No.1001221 >>1001211 >>1001211 >>1001211 it's been translated? post it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:55:24 2008 No.1001238 >>1001184 BACK TO GAIA WITH YOU.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 01:55:26 2008 No.1001234 File: 247 KB, 720x960, 20080714100756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like this guy is gonna release a doujin on C74. Someone needs to get and scan it.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Mon Jul 14 01:56:24 2008 No.1001246 >>1001234 Do very want!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:04:24 2008 No.1001268 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 >>1001234 YES.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:05:24 2008 No.1001279

>>1001234

>ゆっくり本の表紙完成、清書５ページ、下書き３１Ｐに到達。やっと折
り返し地点に来ました。
行き詰まったときは応援メッセージを読んで気力を充填してるよ！

>Yukkuri book front cover is complete. Clean copy, 5 pages. Rough copy 31 pages ... result. Soon I'll know my selling site. Thank you for your support, I know you'll like it.

VERY rough translation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:09:24 2008 No.1001301 >>1001234 Oh shit. Will it be happy or bad end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:11:30 2008 No.1001312 File: 291 KB, 720x960, suckthatfloppyballs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001279 >>1001234 I guess I can die with no regrets after reading that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:12:24 2008 No.1001316 >>1001211 >>1001211 >>1001211 has this set been translated? where can i get it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:16:41 2008 No.1001331 File: 30 KB, 300x729, 1215068452200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001316 Danbooru. Search for makako

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:20:24 2008 No.1001347 >>1001212 they're telling the kids to grow up easy, so they're spirits aren't crushed yet. They can't be at the factory. The man is probably grabbing wild koyukkuri, and doing it roughly to stop the parents from trying to escape.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:41:24 2008 No.1001447 >>1001436 I've been ignoring the Yukkuri threads since the meme started, but DAMN! THEY'RE TAKING OVER!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:42:24 2008 No.1001450 >>1001347 >>1001347 >>1001347 >>1001347 they are at the factory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:42:24 2008 No.1001454 WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THESE THINGS THEY"RE NOT CUTE THEY"RE UGLY AND FAT AND HIDEOUS LIKE ME AND THEY HAVE THESE DANK SOUL-LESS EYES AND NO LIMBS AND THEY HAVE THESE DISGUSTING EXPRESSIONS OH GOD WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:43:45 2008 No.1001464 File: 329 KB, 1376x1032, 1210668104276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001436 Not so fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:46:24 2008 No.1001489 >>1001464 Much better than the final version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:49:57 2008 No.1001515 File: 130 KB, 715x911, Good kids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001454 That's why killing them is as fun as it is >>1001124 >>1001170 >>1001177 Needs translation >>1001147 Translated version

>>	Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 Mon Jul 14 02:50:04 2008 No.1001518 File: 465 KB, 1376x1032, 1216003804223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001489 For comparison's sake.

>>	Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 Mon Jul 14 02:53:54 2008 No.1001542 File: 465 KB, 1376x1032, a single night in jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001489 For comparison's sake. And yes it looks like someone re-jpeg'd it from MSPaint or something. Wasn't me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 02:56:48 2008 No.1001565 File: 14 KB, 350x350, 1213752547148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001312 Anyone have the rest of these? I thought there were like 5 pages translated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:33:21 2008 No.1001747 File: 372 KB, 720x960, awesomeMokou02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001565 There's nothing to translate. ゆ - Yu ん - n ゆっくり - easy! ゆっくりしていってね! - take it easy! And you can guess the rest. Page 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:37:26 2008 No.1001767 File: 399 KB, 720x960, awesomeMokou01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Page 1. Yeah, I messed up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:38:32 2008 No.1001774 File: 394 KB, 720x960, awesomeMokou03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:39:46 2008 No.1001778 File: 340 KB, 720x960, awesomeMokou04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:40:36 2008 No.1001782 File: 374 KB, 720x960, awesomeMokou05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and 5

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:52:24 2008 No.1001818 I never understood why people hate Jissouseki but those same people love Yukkuri torture

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 03:58:18 2008 No.1001839 File: 321 KB, 720x960, Mokou1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001818 That will remain a mystery

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:15:24 2008 No.1001936 OH GOD OH GOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:25:24 2008 No.1001982 >>1001818 Because they like to see the abominations rended to pieces. It also allows others to enjoy being a little sadistic now and then.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:26:26 2008 No.1001987
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http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0898.txt

The story here with the footstool, banana, stick trap is referring to that one Hole of Yago doujin with China, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:28:21 2008 No.1002005 File: 113 KB, 550x371, 1215706386099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Torturing jissousekis wasn't fun because they were ugly. Yukkuris on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:43:58 2008 No.1002082 File: 11.00 MB, 952x541, yuku.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the problem with Jissou is they can't emote where's the fun in that, man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:46:20 2008 No.1002090 File: 135 KB, 379x592, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa cheated on Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:49:24 2008 No.1002101 What are they saying in Japanese that translates to 'this shit's good!'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:52:24 2008 No.1002105 >>1001987 Why is reimu looked emo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:53:24 2008 No.1002106 >>1002101 Probably something not as rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 04:54:24 2008 No.1002108 >>1002101 feels good man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:03:03 2008 No.1002145 File: 116 KB, 400x400, osanpo-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perhaps these can be translated? First 3 go together, last one by itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:03:34 2008 No.1002149 File: 126 KB, 400x400, osanpo-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:04:05 2008 No.1002153 File: 84 KB, 400x400, osanpo-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:04:41 2008 No.1002155 File: 70 KB, 400x300, hukure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:06:51 2008 No.1002171 File: 96 KB, 500x317, uzee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, this one was translated and edited at one point, so maybe someone still has it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 05:15:24 2008 No.1002196 Dammit. I am going to have to create a Virtual Reality world just so that I can live in it with the Yukkuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 09:02:24 2008 No.1003054 >>1002196 A land where everyone took it easy, heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 15:00:24 2008 No.1004084 >>1002171

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 15:15:24 2008 No.1004129 >>1004084 Marisa - Dinner isn't made! Reimu - And the bath isn't ready! Someone else can edit it; I'm too lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 15:50:55 2008 No.1004196 File: 130 KB, 600x581, fuku0925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -Noooooooooo! -Moooommiieeeee! -Stooooop! -Gyu!

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 16:28:24 2008 No.1004323

Yukkuri golf.

Mix up a batch of two-part epoxy resin, and impregnate a few strips of cloth with it. Wrap these around a koyukkuri, and wait until the epoxy hardens. Then simply use these as golf balls. A variant would be a pure "longest drive"-competition, as in that case the extra issue of not smashing them to bits would probably be a considerable part of it all. If you're good at aiming, you could also put up the parent(s) a bit out, and see who can hit it the most. Extra points if anyone manages to send a koyukkuri-ball flying straight through the parent.

Afterwards, just dump any remaining balls in the garbage. it won't smell too nice once the yukkuri inside expires (loneliness, dehydration or starvation) anyway.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 16:58:24 2008 No.1004417

Proposal for a feasibility study for the use of yukkuris as food production units.

Within the same framework as the proposed study for the use of yukkuris for hazardous materials disposal, the author would also like to suggest a study regarding the possibility of utilising the as of yet unexplained capacity of yukkuris to transform various substances into bean paste (or other substances, depending upon the yukkuri type). The possibility of using this to convert materials inedible to humans into calorie-rich bean paste could provide invaluable assistance in both fighting starvation in various parts of the world, and could also help extend the range of submarines, space missions, and other forms of travel where feeding the crew can be a problem, especially considering the relatively compact size of yukkuris.

The experimental setup would see the test subjects immobilised, face upwards. A mixture of a substance inedible to humans and a small amount of corn syrup (to nourish the yukkuri) would be prepared, and a measured amount injected into the yukkuri. A mechanical stirrer would then be orally inserted, to ensure a good dispersal of the mixture through the yukkuri. At pre-determined intervals, small samples of the yukkuris bean paste would be collected to measure the rate of transformation. Finally, once the mixture has been fully digested, the caloric content of the bean paste is measured. Hopefully, this will be higher per unit mass than for the mixture originally injected, so that more calories can be extracted from the yukkuri than what is in injected in the form of corn syrup.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 16:59:24 2008 No.1004425

As a side note, the yukkuris can be expected to suffer considerably as the stirrers rip their insides apart, with the confinement, injections, and presence of various substances in their system adds further discomfort. As such concern has been raised that the complete "transformation units" would require sound-proofing to keep the attempts at screaming from bothering pole working around the unit. However, initial studies indicate that personnel working around yukkuris actually feel comforted from any suffering the yukkuri goes through. As such, the only concern would be the noise itself, but the oral insertion of the stirrer has the added benefit of greatly diminishing the volume the yukkuri can produce.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:02:47 2008 No.1004435
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Anon is returning home after invading a yukkuri nest adjacent to his vegetable garden. He placed the Yukkurisa and Yukkureimu parents inside of a cardboard box and closed it shut. The nest was scattered with accesories stained with bean paste. He had been chasing away the pests for the past three days so they must have resorted to eating their own koyukkuri. Anon was disappointed by this because he wanted to make drinks for his 1-man party next week, but at least he managed to capture these gluttonous monsters.

"REIIMU! WE'RE TRAPPED EASY!!!"

"WE CAN'T TAKE IT EASY LIKE-"

Anon reaches his home and kicks the box through the open door and into his living room. The yukkuris crawl out the top of the box and start Yu Yu-ing at him.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:03:56 2008 No.1004439
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"It's the mean farmer. Drop dead easy!"

The Yukkurisa hops over to Anon and starts tackling him, while the Yukkureimu continues to growl. Anon yawns and kicks the Yukkurisa up into the air and catches it like a soccerball. It squirms but stops when Anon begins to shake it. The Factory had recently posted up job positions for research in mass yukkuri reproduction and Anon wanted to collect as many as he could to impress them.

Anon stops shaking the Yukkurisa and it's red in the face.

"Why'd you stop easy? Marisa wants to feel REFRESHED!" Anon picks up the Yukkurisa and puts it next to the Yukkureimu.

"Oh, you want to feel refreshed? THEN HAVE ALL OF THE REFRESHING IN THE WORLD!" Anon begins to cackle madly with his hands in the air as the Yukkurisa rubs against the Yukkureimu. Since they were already a family, it willingly takes it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:04:51 2008 No.1004443
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Anon snaps out of his stupor and remembers what he wanted to test. Yukkuris tasted sweeter when they were despairing, so he was curious if he could produce sweet koyukkuri, and not the sour ones. As they continue their rubbing, Anon walks over to the corner of the room and produces a flat rectangular paddle.

"That's a paddlin'!"

Anon pulls back and wallops the drooling Yukkurisa. It shrieks and looks back at Anon, and he quickly hides the paddle. It turns back to the Yukkureimu, which was confused as to why the Yukkurisa stopped. They go back to their business and Anon takes another swing. The Yukkurisa is sent flying across the room and now the Yukkureimu and the Yukkurisa and crying.

"MARISA'S NOT LETTING ME FEEL REFRESHED EASY!!!"

"YU! YU! YU!" The Yukkurisa is rolling around in pain and Anon picks it up and forces it to rub against the Yukkureimu despite the tears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:06:24 2008 No.1004453 THIS SHIT'S GOOD

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:06:33 2008 No.1004450
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The Yukkurisa suddenly stops crying and looks at the Yukkureimu in confusion.

"Reimu isn't taking it...easy?"

Anon pulls the Yukkurisa away and is surprised. The Yukkureimu is swelling and turning white. Its eyes slowly turn into a dull brown and it's not making any noise. Anon backs away as it begins to fill up the room and he turns around and runs outside with the Yukkurisa. He cowers in a crouched position for a minute and slowly looks back.

The Yukkureimu now looks like a gigantic bun. It doesn't breathe, doesn't move, but it has stopped growing. Anon swallows and walks back into his house. The Yukkurisa pops out of his hand and he allows it to hop to the Yukkureimu.

"...did Reimu take it easy too much?"

"...Yuuuuuuuuuu."

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:08:17 2008 No.1004459
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The gigantic Yukkureimu let out a breath and a red mist fills the entire room. Anon shields his face and holds his breath. After fifteen seconds, he looks up and sees that the mist has cleared. The Yukkurisa is gone, accesories and all. Did the red mist it emitted melt the yukkuri? Anon cautiously walks up to the Yukkureimu and gives it a squeeze. It does not react, and it feels extremely soft. Almost...too soft. He sits on its face and realizes how comfortable this is. He begins to consider making Yukkuri beds with this method when he feels a rumble.

Anon jumps off as the Yukkureimu explodes into pieces. He is sent flying across the room along with his filthy furniture. Strangely enough, he was not covered in bean paste as he had expected. Anon had heard of a person who had microwaved a Yukkureimu and ended up covered in third degree bean paste burns, so this was a bit of a surprise. He glances back to where the Yukkureimu was.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:08:56 2008 No.1004461
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"YU! YU! YU! YU! THIS SHIT TASTES GOOD!!!"

A pile of Koyukkurisas and Koyukkureimus sit atop the mountain of white Yukkureimu flesh and are eating it quickly. Strangely enough, the adult Yukkurisa and Yukkureimu are there also and telling their kids to grow up easy. It appears the the Koyukkuri are fully grown and that the adults have forgotten what had happened only minutes earlier. Anon realizes his success and runs to the phone and calls the Factory to tell them about his success. They tell him that they will send a team of collectors to take the children and instantly appoint him a position at their research facility.

Anon hangs up and walks over to the Yukkuris, but trips over something. He turns around and sees a bright red Yukkuri dash out the front door. He considers giving chase, but ultimately decides not to. After all, how important could it be compared to this discovery?

END

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:10:24 2008 No.1004466 And then Anon's day was made. Hooray!

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:13:24 2008 No.1004474

>>1004461
Foreshadowing...

Anyway, I wonder if it'd be possible to get them to reproduce using "forced conception", ie holding one yukkuri in place, and rubbing another one against it. This could then off course be done with a machine, and also allow said machine to be further equipped with sharp stuff, hot stuff, electrodes, and such, for a final result /d/ would like to hear more about (well, if applied to things with a more complete anatomy at least).

Though that story did indicate that this could backfire somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:15:24 2008 No.1004477 >>1002101 "Umee!!! Meccha umee!!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:17:09 2008 No.1004481 File: 122 KB, 600x599, 1214444783161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is anyone updating that Yu.doc thing that's on /rs/ right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:47:24 2008 No.1004536 >>1004474 yukkuri canon is fanon if enough people accept it, it becomes a fact either way, Alice types reproduce by rape. I don't see why it won't be possible for your kind of scenario. And if all fails, use aphrodisiacs.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 17:57:24 2008 No.1004568

>>1004536
The various soldering irons, tazers, shards of broken glass, abrasive papers, and straightened out fishing hooks of the machine will then be supplemented by a pair of vibrators. Now then, if we start with a pair, collect the kids as they show up and raise them, and as the "mother" expires we just continue with the kids instead for a few generations. After seven or so generations I guess we can let the original "father" loose, assuming it isn't completely catatonic then.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Jul 14 18:01:15 2008 No.1004576 File: 127 KB, 742x541, fireiteasy2fe6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1004536 >yukkuri cannon fix'd. inb4sage ಠ3ಠ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:14:07 2008 No.1004613 File: 158 KB, 400x400, Remirya1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1002145

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jul 14 18:18:24 2008 No.1004632 >>1004461 cool story, brah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:18:30 2008 No.1004629 File: 180 KB, 400x400, Remirya2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:24:00 2008 No.1004646 File: 126 KB, 400x400, Remirya3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1004196 Left to right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:28:24 2008 No.1004662 >>1004461 >a bright red Yukkuri TRIPLE, FUCK YES! Let the superfuck begin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:29:22 2008 No.1004664 File: 106 KB, 500x317, Dinner isn't made!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 19:25:24 2008 No.1004847 ttp://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 19:31:24 2008 No.1004885 >>1004664 "ZEN RA!!" "Hai hai, erosu erosu..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 19:42:24 2008 No.1004951 Bump. Needs moar writey and summaries

Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:16:55 2008 No.1005909
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http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

Stuff gets uploaded her for newcomers. Mostly jap text documents, but some people do upload pictures or english files.

Also, pic looks like they've been tied to a tree and the Marisa somehow fell? Translation request, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:18:24 2008 No.1005916 >>1005909 I'm guessing the Marisa is trying to get the Reimu down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:21:30 2008 No.1005930 File: 14 KB, 220x207, ohgodwhat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1001864 JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:22:24 2008 No.1005934 >>1005930 Foreplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:22:24 2008 No.1005939 >>1005930 They're taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:38:24 2008 No.1005991 >>1005930 Comforting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:39:32 2008 No.1005998 File: 111 KB, 500x500, 1216074391947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:44:50 2008 No.1006018 File: 49 KB, 750x675, 12160324378681701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:46:22 2008 No.1006028 File: 321 KB, 500x1500, 1216074024538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:47:24 2008 No.1006029 >>1006028 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:09:44 2008 No.1006086 File: 296 KB, 800x565, 1155633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:10:22 2008 No.1006093 >>1006029 Yukari doesn't want Chen dealing with these kinds of creatures. She's just a young pirate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 08:30:15 2008 No.1007798 File: 35 KB, 400x300, 1216110615287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 09:25:38 2008 No.1008075 >>1005998 This is the kind of stuff nightmares are made of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 09:28:24 2008 No.1008088 >>1006028 Chen's expression in the second panel remind me of that picture where she's eating a human alongside Ran. How can something so disturbing be so cute?

Anonymous Tue Jul 15 10:01:31 2008 No.1008240

Yukkuri emergency power generator.

Take a suitably sized treadmill, and replace the engine with a generator. Angle the treadmill so that if it's being pulled downwards, the generator will supply power. At the bottom end, place a suitable amount of sharp and pointy stuff, aimed towards the other end. Place a yukkuri on the treadmill, and enclose it so that it can't get off. The treadmill should now start rolling due to gravity, carrying the yukkuri towards the sharp edges below, the avoid getting impaled, it must constantly climb upwards, thus keeping the whole thing going. To even out the power supplied, use a generator with sufficient living mass in the rotating parts. If the yukkuri fades too quickly (and doesn't care about getting impaled any more), scavenge the flash capacitor from a disposable camera and hook it up to some of the spikes (charge it from the generator). Touching those spikes would then give the yukkuri a decidedly nasty shock, hopefully keeping it going for a while longer. Putting some food at the top of the treadmill could also prolong the service life of the yukkuri. One it expires, put it aside for a while to rest, or just at it, it should be quite sweet by then.

>>	fristedbrigs Tue Jul 15 10:27:41 2008 No.1008289 File: 268 KB, 600x750, 1216117661674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care for all this gore and bullying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 11:36:13 2008 No.1008464 File: 22 KB, 240x320, 1216121773792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lolwut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 11:39:01 2008 No.1008469 File: 29 KB, 600x450, 1216121941852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 18:48:51 2008 No.1009795 Yukkuris are epic.

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