/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Which syndrome is better to have?

Middle-school 2nd Year Syndrome
or
Hinamizawa Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

Hinamizawa

[Anonymous No.]

Hinamizawa is a REAL delusion. so no.

None of the above

[Anonymous No.]

Chuu2 obviously

[Anonymous No.]

lolicon syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

Remote Island Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

Woop Woop Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>10007942
as expected from /just pedo/

[Anonymous No.]

What's the one Kumin has? I want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008015
narcolepsy

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you like crazy gals like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008028
No, YOU'RE a soda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008028
>Don't you like crazy gals like this?

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008021
I meant the "smile and be happy/excited at everything" syndrome. I already fall asleep all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008040
That's no syndrome, you're just on crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008049
you mean cummin-chan is on crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10007838
hinamizawa is scary shit.

chuu2 is fun to have, and you know it's not forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008028
>PS2 art
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

Elementary school syndrome. I love how these little girls smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008178
shhh

[Anonymous No.]

So... Where can I download Kanon (the original with shitty porn scenes) and the translation patch?

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Hinamizawa of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008180
How do they smell?

[Anonymous No.]

Hinamizawa syndrome will never be acknowledged. Japan will never accept the blame for the Marco Polo Bridge Incident! Fuck you, Takano Hifumi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXIW62Z9gXI

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008208
They smell like flowers and desks and sweat and childhood and crayon pens. All mixed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone heard of Valley Fever? It's not a mental illness though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008219
Why the spoilers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008219
You're the same as me. I'm always thinking how my other friends couldn't smell that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10007903
what's wrong with her right eye?

[Anonymous No.]

Chuuni-b

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008224
Top secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008237
Stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008233
You mean your current friends or your classmates who liked the "hot teachers" better than the lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008230
It's her "Wicked Eye"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008244
Somehow like that.
That's why I find it weird to smell crayons in a camp full of lolis. (They didn't brought any crayons)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008230
It fires uncontrollable punches from the punch dimension when not covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008256
>camp full of lolis
Are you a teacher? How often do you go to camps full of lolis?

M-Maybe the crayons ARE made of lolis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008275
Girl Scout Headmaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008256
Maybe they remind you of your own school-life, so you "smell" the crayons in your memory.

Do 9-11yo lolis even use crayons nowadays? My cousin certainly doesn't. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008290
Im pretty sure you stop using crayons after kindergarten

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008295
I used crayons until I was 9. You know, in art class.

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls smell like pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008279
Oh God, I envy you so much. ; _ ;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008311
In my school we didn't have art class until 5th grade, when we were 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008290
That could be true.
Maybe, I'm just thinking of things

[Anonymous No.]

I just find their crayon smell so erotic and pure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008005

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ Otaku Culture
just pedo

[Anonymous No.]

I've always thought little girls smelled of milk and candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008353

[Anonymous No.]

So, what animes is that girl chuuni for in the first place?

I've seen that stereotype a lot, but I've never actually seen an anime like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008425
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3trDNTstfQ

Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai

[Anonymous No.]

Hinamizawa.

I rather die than be the biggest faggot of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008425
You're right. I can't think of any anime either. A mix between Hellsing and Bleach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008459
you can hire me to help if your too big of a pussy to commit suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008459
>Hinamizawa
I'd like Sextoko's ass sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008425
It's sort of reminiscent of Black Rock Shooter.

The eye in her axe and the gun-like-ness of the hammer and pom poms make me think of Nanoha, though I doubt she'd watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

Chuuni if it's of the HOUOUIN KYOUMA variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008497
I want to sniff Satoko's pantyhose after she's worn them for a week without bathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008497
>>10008609
I think it'd smell like a combination of everything; I mean, Satoko is a young girl, so she probably doesn't wipe or clean herself all that well (At least, unless Rika gives her a bath) So i'm guessing it smells differently in different spots; Pussy, asshole, piss, the smell of her sweaty feet and thighs. And crayons.

Fuck, now I've got a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008219
The worst thing about children for me is their behaviour
I have to stare at them constantly if I'm walking past one since they usually walk all over the place, jump around randomly, and pay no attention to where they're going, and I'd rather not accidentally kick it.

I guess you pedos find that way of walking really arousing

[Anonymous No.]

I like the way my little sister smells. Yesterday for the first time in a long while, she came/was let into my room. Nearly instantly my penis began to become erect from her scent while she stood next to me, leaning on my desk while watching me on the computer.

Do all little girls smell that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008617
>unless Rika gives her a bath
Satoko. Rika. Bath. My boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008647
I always get erect around my sister. I literally can't help it, and she's the only person that does that to me.

Did you tell her she smelled good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008647
>>10008666
I like where this thread is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008666
No, she would freak out. She is 9 already.

I also smelled her panties a year ago. She went swimming and changed in the bathroom, leaving her panties there. The smell was... cute. Not bad at all. I felt bad after violating her intimacy, though, so I returned them to the bathroom.

I don't like her sexually or anything, so don't worry. I mean, she is cute and hot, but part of the charm is lost since I saw her growing up and I'm her brother and all that shit. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008656
You mean the real unpossessed Rika or Frederica? The first option would be hot, but the second... Oh, god. She would do lots of lewd things with Satoko. And with the next Satoko. And the next. She'll die anyways. Awwww~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008631
>I guess you pedos find that way of walking really arousing
Kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008353
HOOOOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008724
I'd go for unpossessed, but you know.... the other option wouldn't be bad either

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008717
That's probably the best time to smell panties, when they're on the ground from someone in the pool. It's a bit arousing knowing they'll be worn again. Sometimes if you're quick you can still feel the warmth.

I feel bad knowing I will probably lose interest once she passes a certain age. She'll just be another girl, no longer cute or cheerful or curious. Just boring and mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008777
Try to turn her into a NEET like you. She won't be boring and mean that way.

Meh, who cares. Children die slowly when they hit puberty. They turn into completely different people, so who cares about them afterwards.

I-I mean, she will still be your sister, but... It's like the loli has died and reincarnated. It's the same soul and conciousness, but no longer the same person. It doesn't mean you shouldn't love her as a brother, though.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRdhg6biN0
Do you want her ass, /jp/? At least enjoy the music.

[Anonymous No.]

Please talk more about sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009162
My sister (5 years younger) and I have always been really lovey-dovy, but not in a sexual way (or not really). She always snuggles next to me in bed sometimes and she smells good and slightly sweet. Sometimes I can't help getting a boner, but I always hide it and I don't think she's ever noticed. She always hugs me too. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009176
Is it just me, or are siblings really touchy? I'd feel weird having someone touch me and stuff, but if it's my sister I'm fine. I actually like it. I'd also feel weird sharing drinks and food with anyone but my sister.

It's just my complex, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009261
Siscomplex is the most beautiful complex

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009261
I have the same feeling. I wouldn't touch a stranger or even a close friend the way I touch/interact with my sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008848
I LOVE her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008848
>Do you want her ass, /jp/? At least enjoy the music.
No and no.
I love her hair and dress though. She looks like some sort of military touhou and I want to pilot her against youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009727
This.

I'd feel her ass with my hands, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008824
That actually makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008647
Were you doing on the computer which could interest a 9 year old girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010476
It could have been anything. Nine year old girls are interested in a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010476
I don't know, man. some time ago I went to a friend's and we started playing SWR. suddenly his 9yo cousin appeared , saw me kicking his ass for 6 seconds max and then left unfazed.

[Anonymous No.]

Whow, so many 9 years old girls in this thread.

I have an autistic 9yo cousin. She is pretty cute and beautiful, and her autism just makes it better.

Remember Maria from Umineko? Something like that. My cousin isn't as fucking dumb, but her autism is somehow more noticeable than Maria's.

I feel bad for her autism, but god damn she is cute. I love her and she actually likes me better than most people in the family.

We aren't THAT close, though, since her father only cares about his own parents and doesn't leave her at my grandma's house very often. My aunt should do something about that ;_;

>pic related, she looks like this girl, just older. But she certainly behaves like a 5yo sometimes.

[Irisu No.]

Irisu Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010704
I'm jealous. Why can't I have a cute cousin too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008848
Holy shit, is that some Girls und Panzer IRL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010704
autism is not cute, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010803
She seems to be some girl from Candydoll. I'm not sure.

By the way, I hate Candydoll. The normalfags who run that thing have no idea about what pedos find beautiful.

"We like sexy women with slutty clothes and makeup, so let's do the same with girls and those pedos will love our videos!". What a shitload of fuck.

[OP No.]

What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010704
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of cousins, how close is /jp/ to theirs? I feel closer to mine than to my siblings. I spend more time with my cousins too, and I think they're cuter and more personable. Out of the five younger female cousins who I see as siblings, two are close enough to my age that I don't see them as little sisters. Out of the three I do see as little sisters, two are adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10009261
With me it's kind of the opposite. My older sister and I barely ever touch each other unless it is a necessity.

When we were kids though, there was some inappropriate touching that happened and that probably has some bearing on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011103
Is one of the adopted girls a cute russian loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011200
They're both from the US, from abusive/neglectful households. One has blonde hair and blue eyes and the other has black hair and dark brown eyes. They're both very cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011103
My little sister is so cold towards me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011190
>With me it's kind of the opposite. My older sister and I barely ever touch each other
>When we were kids though, there was some inappropriate touching that happened
i know that feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010992
welcome to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010841
this! I fucking hate when little girls are made to look like sluts. Little girls are the best as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011230
Ugh, you probably want to kill the bastards who abused/neglected them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011103
mine live far away ;_;
but they do kind of flirt with me when I see them every couple years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011267
I hate little girls with makeup and slutty clothes as much as I hate teens/adults who shave their bushes.

I like everything as it is. I can't fap to shaved pussies, it's just beyond me. Pubic hair is the only thing I even like about 13+ girls, so I hate this retarded trend.

As you can imagine, I'm always extremely butthurt when someone talks about these topics. You can find two kinds of opinions:

-HURR PUBIC HAIR IS DISGUSTING DURR I'M AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT

-HOW CAN YOU SICKOS LIKE SHAVED PUSIES!!!!1 FUCKING PEDOPHILES YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOUR FUCKIN' LIL GURLZ!!!1 YEA THATS WHY PEDOS LIKE THEM

You can only find these two opinions. Period. And I hate both of them. Especially the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011406
So you have a pubic hair fetish, good for you. A lot of people like looking at the actual skin behind it and the sexual organ itself without having it blocked by a tumbleweed.

There is plenty of older porn with lots of bush, practically all JP AV has it, and it's very easy to find it.

Just because you think everyone is after little girls for liking a part on a woman doesn't make it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011452
>pubic hair fetish
No. It used to be a normal thing.

>the sexual organ itself
It's sometimes ugly and always boring. What's so good about it? A dark patch of hair on a pale girl's pussy is way more arousing for me.

>Just because you think everyone is after little girls
Read my post again. I hate the people who think that. 1. It has nothing to do with pedophilia and 2. They think pedophilia is bad or a sickness. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10008506
The fake variety?

[. !!qJT4QMSaJ5I No.]

Thread Overview:
Hinamizawa -> killer lolis -> lolis -> CRAYONS -> childhood -> paedophilia.

What the fuck.
/j.ust p.edo/ - Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

I really love this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011619
"Lolis smell like CRAYONS" is now a meme. A cute one.

Spread the word, fellas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011621
That's all well and good, but how do you feel about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011658
I hate you onii-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011680

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010704
I just fell in love with the girl in that pic. Maybe she is autistic too?

[Anonymous No.]

OP is a feggat

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone on /jp/ act like they have autism?

I met a kid with autism once and he could barely talk, his mood would swing about randomly, and he had crazy retard strength. Are any of you actually autistic? You just seem shy and socially inept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011619
you forgot "-> autism "

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011769
It's just some kind of retarded "meme". No one here is autistic.

But hey, my loli cousin is fairly autistic and she is nothing like that. She has a lot of these problems, but nothing over the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011769
Autism has a very wide spectrum. Some are so dumb they can never speak, others are intelligent enough to be able to convince most people that thy are normal members of society.

[Hobo Girl !!WV1jKRT1S/h No.]

>>10011812
>>10011814
I-Is this what they call "kopipe otaku"??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011812
I have Asperger's (diagnosed). So do a few other posters here. It's no surprise--the link between being a "nerd" and having an ASD is fairly well-established.

Also, you are replying to copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011814
I heard autistic kids masturbate very often and sometimes do it in front of people or at school while smelling crayons.

If that's true I envy this guy >>10010704

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011769
Do you actually think that someone autistic can type without messing the letters?

[Anonymous No.]

Pedophilia is kinda sad to me. I mean from an evolutionary point of view it's a hindrance, and as far as society is concerned it's the worst thing possible after racism. But if you're actually a pedophile, you get to appreciate the beauty in children that most people don't see too much. I guess with liking any particular thing you're lucky to get to experience those tingling feelings that other people don't get. I know you guys are pedos but I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012133
So true!

I actually like being like this. If I suddenly became a normal guy, I would feel like there's something I can't see anymore. Like being colorblind.

I disagree with something you said, though. Society thinks pedos are way, way, WAY worse than racists.

I hope there is "something" after death. I don't want this retarded society to just die and get away with their madness. They should be punished in some way...

[Anonymous No.]

>i'll never see her again
what am I even doing anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012133
I hate pedophilia because pedophiles try to drag every marginally related thing under its wing and anti-pedophiles try to associate everything with pedophilia.

Like anime lolis? Pedophile
Like girls who are PUBESCENT but under some magical age? Pedophile
Like flat chested girls? Pedophile
Like short girls? Pedophile
Hate pubic hair? Pedophile
Like girls who are more than a couple years younger than you? Pedophile
"b-but they're 23 and I'm 42..." Shut up pedophile
Like asians? Pedophile
Like anyone who is remotely youthful looking? Pedophile
Don't absolutely despise the sight of kids? Pedophile

I do admit its sad though, because people are only kids for a few years, but old for all the remaining decades of their life. People who can tolerate old people are happy, but pedos would have to keep finding new kids and breaking the old ones' hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012172
>I would feel like there's something I can't see anymore. Like being colorblind.
this is a good way to describe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012195
"lolicon" who can't admit his true nature detected.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012195
>because pedophiles try to drag every marginally related thing under its wing
>says a bunch of shit that only anti-pedophiles agree with
Except anime lolis, that is. Sorry, you are still a pedophile if you like lolis who are actual little girls in the story.

I don't care if you hate 3D girls or some bullshit like that, you don't stop being an heterosexual no matter how much you hate 3D women.

As you can see, your reasons for hating pedophilia are wrong. Stop hating it. I don't hate gays, and I hate a lot of retarded reasons to hate them. Like "fuck them, they are the former bullied kid who joins the bullies after a new bullied kid is transferred to the class".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012229
>and I hate a lot of retarded reasons
Wait, I meant "have".

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ what do you do when your best and only friend abandons you and tells you to stay away from her family because you're attracted to her little sister even though she's known for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012239
Tell me your gender, your age, the age of the little sister and the whole story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012195
Why do you even care if people think people who like the things you like are pedophiles? It doesn't really matter, just masturbate to whatever pleases you and don't concern yourself with what some normals think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012253
because its "immoral", we need plenty of feminists to tell us what constitutes "normal" or "acceptable" sexuality as they post on tumblr