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>> No.10006989

look out it's milk

>> No.10007002

>>10006978
How could this ever be a bad thing? Holy shit.

>> No.10007010

>>10007002
>emotionally unstable cunt pestering you for sex constantly

Succubus is sometimes appropriate metaphorically.

>> No.10007022

>>10007010
It's cool because that means I'll have her completely under my control. She's not magical or super strong so there's no way she'd actually threaten me. She'd be like a living onahole and since I masturbate multiple times a day daily it'd she'd be welcome to do my hand's job. Sure at first it may come to me as a shock and I might overdo it on the first day like this guy does, but it's really not a bother after that.

>> No.10007036

>>10007022
I'm guessing you've never had to take care of pets?

>> No.10007042
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>>10007036
I keep my cat in a cage pretty much 24/7, I know what it's like to take care of a pet.

>> No.10007045

>>10007042
That's awful. Let your car roam free.

>> No.10007055

>>10007045
My car? I'll assume you made a typo and meant "cat".

I'm afraid that's not an option seeing as to how her fur sheds wildly and her claws damage all of my property. She also hates being outdoors and would rather claw a hole through my door than stay outside for 10 minutes. I know what I'm doing, stay out of my business.

>> No.10007062

>>10007055
You don't know what you're doing. You're ruining that cat's life.

Just kill it and put it out of its misery.

>> No.10007073

>>10007062
I don't think you're in any position to call the shots. If you care so much why don't you just go to an animal shelter and save the next batch of puppies and kitties from being gassed to death?

>> No.10007079

>>10007073
All I'm saying is that your cockslave will be a lot of work to take care of.

>> No.10007086

>>10007079
No she won't.

>> No.10007094

>>10007086
You really think she's going to cook for herself and wash herself?

>> No.10007096
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10007096

I searched this on exhentai and thought to myself "Damn, this is some real dark, fucked up shit."

But then I saw it was oyster. And then, for some reason, everything was ok and I saw humor in it. As over-the-top as always I see, huh oyster?

>> No.10007098

I'd take her in if she was a virgin before hand and was monogamous.

>> No.10007099

>>10007094
She's crazy, not retarded.

>> No.10007100

>>10007099
Crazy and retarded often go hand in hand.

>> No.10007105

>>10007100
Crazy is "stop peeping let me fuck you so you'll stop"

Retarded is "blloobelerhajebrakjehr" proceeded by pissing, shitting and vomiting simultaneously. I thought you would have known this from living with your mom.

>> No.10007107

>>10007105
>stop peeping let me fuck you so you'll stop

Do you really think someone with that sort of dissociated/disorganized thought pattern could take care of themselves properly?

>> No.10007112

>>10007107
She obviously could, didn't you read the first few pages? She can act completely normal for a while, at least long enough to take care of her looks and basic needs. She even shaves properly.

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10007155

crazy bitch go to jail

>> No.10007222

>>10006978
Artist please

>> No.10007229

>>10007222
>2012
>not instantly recognizing the artist
>getting trips
shinky dinky

>> No.10007242

>>10007229
cry harder

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>>10007022
>It's cool because that means I'll have her completely under my control.
You obviously never went down the true route of that kind of story. She'll slowly turn into this, and by the time you realize that you must escape from her it'll be too late.

>> No.10007312

>>10006978
Sauce?

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>>10007312
I didn't know which one you'd like.

>> No.10007367

>>10007361
Get me some A1.

>> No.10007377

>>10007374
I think I will need more steak.

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>>10007367
This is enough, I hope.

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>>10007377

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>>10007405

>> No.10009415

>>10007042
She looks like milk.

>> No.10009463

>>10006978

Is this the beginning of a great love story?

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>>10007405
>>10009350

>> No.10009534

>>10007361
liquid smoke sounds delicious

>> No.10009538

>>10007361
It's all corn syrup...

>> No.10009542

>>10006978
Just read this for the first time, thanks to this thread.

I don't get it. Was she just bat-nuts and looking for dick? I really don't get it.

>> No.10009561

>>10009542

She was just crazy.

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