/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why do fujoshi hate male otaku so much, aren't they pretty much the same?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you stop making thread about fujoshi every fucking day?

>aren't they pretty much the same?

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>aren't they pretty much the same?
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Same reason guys hate fujoshi: Incapability to feel any empathy, so they're perceived as a foreign force corrupting what they enjoy. Things would so much easier if people were able to get any sympathy going.

[Anonymous No.]

You're aware how easy it is for girls to get boyfriends right, even if they're fujoshi?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll say what I said in the earlier thread on this: it's because both groups have unrealistic standards for relationships. It's one of the reasons we are so focused on fictional characters -- because they are better. You are likely not willing to settle and neither are they. And both of you are worthless piles of shit so it only makes sense to hate each other.

[Anonymous No.]

male otaku aren't 美少年

[Anonymous No.]

find me one with long black hair and glasses, i'll marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004067
No, you wouldn't. You'd get sick of dealing with the letdowns and imperfections of a real person and dump her, if she didn't drop you first for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004067

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004078
japanese skin looks so smooth compared to western girls~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004078
Yowza, she's a looker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004073

i'm not that delusional. I just want a person who is kind with me.

I was in love with Yuyuko for 5 years, but i'm beyond 30 now and never have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

How old are you guys?

I'm 24 and I'm a virgin. I often wonder whether /jp/'s virgins are generally a lot younger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004096
You say that but I think if you actually experienced all of the bullshit you have to deal with in a real relationship you'd want to be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
23. Also virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
why does age matter anyways? if you're a virgin, you're a virgin. no big deal really, besides women are cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004101

relationship may hurt, but it's also one of the greatest things to expérience!

Hideaki Anno tough me that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004111
>besides women are cruel

I know that. Women hate male virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004112
not only does it hurt, but they are also tedious, time consuming, and not fun at all. especially if the girl is clingy, which 90% are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004096
>i'm not that delusional
>I was in love with Yuyuko for 5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004116
>especially if the girl is clingy, which 90% are.

I thought people liked clingy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004112
Up until your wife decides she doesn't want you anymore, cheats on you, sues you for divorce, takes you children and house, has your wages garnished for alimony and child support, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
26. I stopped caring awhile back for some reason, probably related to my depression issues.

It would be fun to have a fujoshi to go to cons with, granted that they're not the squealing annoying sort. I've met some who are nice to hang out with, but I end up drifting away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004096
>I just want a person who is kind with me

Haha you'll never work out a real relationship with that attitude


Just stick to your Chinese cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004062
>>10004073
Unrealistic expectations? I've never even gotten that far. How does it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102

26 year old virgin here.

I know /jp/ hates this sort of NEET club attitude, but part of the reason I don't post on any other boards anymore is because they all seem so different, full of people with girlfriends and so on. There are a lot of real feminists these days too, and /fit/ has a lot of guys who are obsessed with that PUA stuff and call anyone who isn't interested in it a beta.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido delete this shit right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004123
>Chinese cartoon

it's japanese and it's call Anime, geezzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004124
Think hard on why you prefer 2D girls and I think you will realize that one of the reasons is that 3D girls are not good enough for you. They're disgusting bitches and whores. Fujoshi think something similar but regarding 2D and 3D males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004124
Real life sex isn't like porn.

[Anonymous No.]

Two sides of the same coin that either disdain or ignore each other.

>>10004128
>/fit/ has a lot of guys who are obsessed with that PUA stuff and call anyone who isn't interested in it a beta.
/fit/ hates these people too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004122
the problem is, how am i supposed to enjoy my vn, disgaea, drawing, or anything else if a girl expects me to text back ever 2 minutes? they also get really upset if you don't respond and it can be hard to deal with. they also want to know what you're doing every minute of the day and you have no privacy whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004128
>and /fit/ has a lot of guys who are obsessed with that PUA stuff and call anyone who isn't interested in it a beta.

It's funny because PUA guys are really the biggest manginas. Their whole identity is tied up into getting pussy, from having approval from women, to the point that they'll deride and insult any males who aren't bound in that way. They're beyond pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004138
Somebody sounds jealous~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004144
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004131
>They're disgusting bitches and whores.
No, they're not. I just don't want to deal with them in the romantic sense, okay? The world works like it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004148
>No, they're not.

Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004147
No~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004134

/fit/ has a lot of spillover into other boards unfortunately, largely the result of its symbiotic relationship with the misc board at bodybuilding.com - I'm not entirely convinced having a board that's supposed to be about health and fitness being completely dominated by bodybuilding fags who don't even play any sports 99% of the time is a particlarly good thing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102

31, missed one opportunity in my 20 because i wanted my first to be a big love.

Now it's been years since i haven't meet someone of the oposite sex. i besome shy beyond stupidity, even online.

[Freezing No.]

I'd hate to have a poor,underachieving couch potato as a partner as well

There's something more about relationships than having the same hobbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004150
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004163
Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004128
I honestly don't know what I'd do without /jp/. That's why I'm so protective of it from outsiders.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the idea of a lazy leach who just stays home and goes on the internet and watches anime all the time. Atleast she cooks and made me a cake on my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004136
Then /jp/ers are the same. they get sad whenever people don't reply to their threads. And all the NEET threads always ask you how you are doing

[Freezing No.]

Ask me I'm a fujoshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004157
i'd be willing to support my NEET girlfriend... if i had one

[Anonymous No.]

finally a good /r9k/ thread to post in lol

i was gettin a little bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004170
You would learn jap and shitpost on Futaba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004138
Was your family raped by PUAs, betaboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004176
or he can go to Tohnochan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004177
will you be my girlfriend

no sex though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004181
You can't tell me it's not true. The PUA community determines the value of a man by how much pussy they get. It's a mindset which makes your value dependent upon approval from females.

[Anonymous No.]

This are the typical ``otaku girls''

[Freezing No.]

>>10004180
Sure as long as you give me $5000 dollars every week

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004181
Do you really think really successful men need to fake being confident with women? I mean, I'm talking about very attractive, confident, wealthy men here. Do you really think they even know what the words 'PUA' mean? Do you think they've ever so much as read a word in a single book by one of your faggot gurus like Mystery?

I want PUAfaggots to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
U-Undera-aged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004173
NEET threads are crap because they attract bloggers. When there's no real topic, all kinds of random faggots are able to find something interesting since everything goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
more like every girl out there ｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004189
err i'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004191
stop stuttering like that, this is the internet- there are no vocal handicaps involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004186
I don't disagree, but your post came off as extremely bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
>if he has a fap folder it means you aren't enough

is this real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004177

Freezing ? because you like satella ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
>being this pathetic

Holy shit nigga, I always thought that everyone here was just kidding. Don't tell me you guys have actually never had sex before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
Am I the only one who finds these sorts of possessive, controlling attitudes cute?

[Anonymous No.]

This stuff makes me happy to know that I have a tulpa girlfriend and I will never have to deal with all of this nonsense about porn folders or crazy smelly fujoshi girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004203

This particular troll ran its course years ago, try something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004208
when you posted that picture i imagined you as a cute little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
It's funny because one of them sounds extremely sensible:
"If masturbation was enough men wouldn't be pathetic losers who scramble over themselves to fuck. It clearly isn't"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004204
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004218
That's what they get for dating normals. Masturbation is way less of a hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004197
I know, but it makes me feel more secure about my social problems.

[Anonymous No.]

otakus and fujoshis=different turds but from the same asshole

[Anonymous No.]

They're sort of similar, but sort of different too. Same with female otaku. I don't think female otaku know what it will be like to be truly alone, since they always have the option of getting a boyfriend some way or another. Just look at all the girls who posted or post on /jp/ openly, don't they all have boyfriends? Milk, Fukune, Pygma etc.

[KatelynnSubarashii !eyo/banAnA No.]

Why do fujoshi hate male otaku so much, aren't they pretty much the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004239
Fujoshi and 'female otaku' are the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004240
I don't really think they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004102
29, although I lost my virginity at 24. I fucked 3 200+ lb fat chicks in my life, two of them I never even came and I loved none of them. It's easy to score fat chicks, but honestly it's better to just stick to your onahole. I still consider myself a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you guys see why it is total suicide to show up as girl? You guys hate girls yet there is always thread asking for girls. If one shows up and her data easy to get it is up! Instantly. Is it any wonder why everyone are weirdedd out by guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004240
I don't think they hate them, it's just that neither side are interested in each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004249
>I still consider myself a virgin.

You are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004257

men never have a "virginity" anyways

that's women shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004250
>You guys hate girls yet there is always thread asking for girls.

What? We don't want them posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004249

Exactly the same with me, I fucked a fat chick who tricked me into believing she was thin with angle shots and old pics from before she became a whale.

[Anonymous No.]

physicaly, the concept of a male virginity is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004128
What's PUA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004262
If you want to go that direction, women don't either because they hymen can be broken from nonsexual activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004250
I honestly don't think this thread is asking for girls. Milk is the best example of what complete shitposters most females are. /jp/ shit is just a subcultural affiliation for most girls, for example, in high school Milk used to be into going to raves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004270
I'm guessing Pick-Up Artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004250
We're very much aware of how dumb it would be to post "hey guys I'm a girl" even if it's related to the topic. Wish this wasn't how things went, but what are you going to do, we're still very much a boy's only treehouse.

As for the personal info thing, this is one of the reasons I have nothing trackable online. Giving your attention to facebook is never a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004270
Pick Up Artists
google it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004270
Pick-up artist. Basically men who train themselves to pretend to be confident and act in such a way that they can pick up women to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004250
>You guys hate girls yet there is always thread asking for girls.
Nice bluff, she-monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004264
Yeeah of course. I post wherever I like though. Church Synagoga no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004274
what's wrong with raves

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>>10004278
>Wish this wasn't how things went

Why exactly? You're not real fans, you can only be a real fan if you've experienced ronery because that renforces the value of 2d to you. Women cannot be ronery and therefore they aren't real fans. You're just looking for a subculture to belong to. If it wasn't this, you'd be into something else, like being a 'girl gamer'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004286
Loud obnoxious people
Lots of people
people

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004286
fuck off normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004295
I can see how a lot of people would be miserable there but I want to know if there's something particularly bad about the people who go to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004290
>Women cannot be ronery and therefore they aren't real fans.
To be honest, I think the average skank has probably experienced much more loneliness than I ever will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004304
Could you please take your "incredulous normalfag" schtick somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004310
Can you take your truNEET shitposting elsewhere? I had a genuine question and I'm wondering if anyone has a genuine answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004319
You shouldn't need an answer. You know how people here feel about normals. So stop acting like you don't understand. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004325
I was wondering if there was something particularly objectionable about raves in particular, or whether we were just bashing on her for not being a shut-in. Please stop being a needlessly aggressive cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004333
You're probably one of those people that goes in every NEET thread and posts, "Hey how do you NEETs manage if you don't have jobs? How do you get money?" aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004337
I've never done that in my life. I can already tell that you rabidly shitpost in every thread where you disagree with someone who might possibly not be from /jp/, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004341
>who might possibly not be from /jp/

Then FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004319
To me it seems highly unlikely to enjoy something like that unless you're an asshole or really stupid, so I just like to assume that ALL of those people are at least one of those things. There's your answer. Now please lay it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004349
Nah, how about you get the fuck out of /jp/ and take your shitposting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004333
skrillex junkies #YOLO cockscukers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004333
>I was wondering if there was something particularly objectionable about raves in particular, or whether we were just bashing on her for not being a shut-in
Isn't it obvious? Night clubs and such are the very epitome of "not being a shut-in". They're literally shrines of extraversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004359
Just because you're spamming redirects and telling people to fuck off doesn't mean you're not a shitposter. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004353
Says the 3D Whore Defense Ranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004362
I thought raves were places you went to get take drugs and listen to electronic music in the dark without actually talking to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004059
jeeeez you wouldn't know if you're fucking flap or flab with that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004364
Stop going against the board culture while trying to claim some high ground in the argument. It isn't working.

[Anonymous No.]

just shut it already you bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004376
There really aren't any arguments or high ground to be had here; I asked a question, you've been telling me to fuck off for five posts in a row, and I declined to take your suggestion since I think you're a retarded shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004390
>and I declined to take your suggestion

Please reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004370
Why don't you have good audio equipment at home? Because you blow all your cash on ecstasy and bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004401
It's already been answered by multiple people. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004391
Please respond to my original question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004398
I have a pair of ATH-AD700s. That's the best I can do for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004401
Please read my reply: >>10004362

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004413
Well, would you go to a rave to listen to music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004407
Indeed, one other person did. I just wanted to know if you had anything to contribute.

Please, for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004423
He could just CTRL-C & CTRL-V my reply and it would add nothing to the discussion. The post is already there.
>Please, for me.
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004421
I probably wouldn't go myself, I'm not that big a fan of electronic music and it would probably be sweaty and uncomfortable. But I've watched people stream Tano*C Tour events in /jp/ before and it looked like everyone was having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004441
Or rather, the kind of electronic music that ends up getting played at these kinds of events, I guess. I like a lot of the more melodic kind of electronic music, with or without vocals.

[Anonymous No.]

if there was a rave that played my 2hu electronic arranges, then I would go to it

[Anonymous No.]

Fujoshi, why must your skin be so smooth and soft? Why must your hair be so silky, so lovely to slide through our fingers while you sleep in our arms, the cadence of your restful breathing such a comfort to us in times of turmoil? Why must you be everything we want and need in this world?

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>>10004352
Many people in /jp/ and doujin music producers seem to enjoy these events, though. Although of course people won't be doing LSD and ecstasy and other drugs at these events. Maybe I'm misunderstanding something and it takes more to be a rave than electronic music and a light show.

[Anonymous No.]

What difference does it make?

It seems kind of silly to worry about what other people think about us. Yeah, we like the same kind of things, but if they don't like you, what sweat is it off your back? You still have your VN's, anime, daki's, light novels, bridges and whatever else you might be otaku about.

I've met cool otaku/neet/fujoshi and I've met a lot of bitches and douchebags. If you shut someone out because of what you think they are, you lose out. Maybe if we weren't so quick to pidgeonhole people, we might learn something, meet someone, find something that would make your life a little better.

I like /jp/. I like its neets, its hikkis, its fujoshis. There are a lot of nice people here, it's sad to see people being douches to one another based on what's between your legs.

I'm a 40 year old neet and my best friend is a fujoshi that I've known for the better part of 10 years. I'm glad we didn't dismiss each other so easily.

While I agree that women have an easier time finding a bf, I think everyone has a hard time finding a good person, and loneliness can weigh heavy in any heart no matter the gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004486
nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10005241
Day fatalbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10005241
>my best friend is a fujoshi that I've known for the better part of 10 years

Is she old and single like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
This is actually pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004039

Is that video somewhere online like YT?

[Anonymous No.]

Fujoshi like homosexual things

[Hobo Girl !!WV1jKRT1S/h No.]

>>10006347
By definition

[Anonymous No.]

>>10006347
I'm finally liked by a girl! Maybe I won't have to be gay anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10006376
homosexuality is a choice, anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004128
>I know /jp/ hates this sort of NEET club attitude
What? Le truNEET xD shitposting is a huge part of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10006379
It's neither a choice, nor is it something you're born with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004295
I used to pretend I was a shifty character in the Cyberia club from SEL, a Neo-character who left his room for space or air or forwhatever reason seemed more believable. I like that kind of aesthetic. It's a real shame that there isn't kind of a thing. I don't imagine those things anymore, but I like the brooding aesthetic, similar to the attraction to the ``messy room'' or ``roomscape'' tags.

[Anonymous No.]

Because fujoshi, like their male counterparts, can't into actual relationships.

Why do you think yaoi is so rampant? Male-on-male action is often preferred, because fujoshi can't have their fantasy guy bang some other girl, and they can't insert themselves into an erotic scene either

[Anonymous No.]

While handsome bro-tier godlike men exist (Hijikata toshiro was the real deal, even I would go gay for such a man*) this isn't true when we speak of women. The only truly incredible beautiful bro-tier badass girls I ever met were all lesbian alpha male. (Maybe that's why I want to be the submissive lesbian little girl).


*Not that he would mind, the shinsengumi being as gay as greece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010844
They just need someone to teach them what insertion means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010844

That's why I also prefer futa. I just feel jealous when faceless guys rape mah gurl.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>This thread.
Good goys.
Dont reproduce, your future has already been decided for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010862
Joking aside, it's interesting. Even virgin otaku don't have much trouble inserting themselves into erotic fantasies because there's less of an emotional involvement. And a preference for lesbian porn is just a matter of whether one can stand seeing another dick in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010904
My future ends when I die. Reproduction doesn't have much to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fujoshi and NEET are made for each other. The government should match them up and watch Japan's population grow exponentially.

A match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010929
Please don't feed people that are using nonsense such as "goy," in a sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010939
I'm sorry. I was bored and careless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010943
Thanks for your understanding.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>10010939
>>10010943
>>10010929
These are some good fucking goys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10010936

Wasn't there a proposal from some crazy extremist Buddhist right party to reinstate arranged marriage?

>>10010904

I'm seriously planing to have children but I don't know if I should do it with a white girl since europe is fucked and you too if you are white in the long term or with a japanese girl (my superior genetic material as a tall handsome white man from Germanic ascendancy will eventually compensate my total social awkwardness) since I'm an otaku and a weaboo.

>My face when I'll be the nigger stealin' the jap wominz

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a twink so all the fujoshis would want my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011037

I wish too so all the boys would crave me and since I wouldn't be disgusted anymore by myself I'd gladly suck any dick presented to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004272
That's what you actually believe. Think some bike riding accidents are going to pierce your inner meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10006347

Your pic is showing Gintoki and Hijikata. Now her is my question:

How can you not be gay for both of them?

Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004272
Earlier I saw two young girls riding horses. They were bouncing up and down and they looked really lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004040
It's a free country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011119
Why WOULD I be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011119
Because that would be fucking gay, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw my friend looks good, is not totally retarded, childish, built like a tank
>thinks the best he can do is a single mother that went through a bitter break up, shes morbidly obese with bad hygiene, hes taking care of her kid as his own, got her preggers, they are getting married in 2 weeks..they have been dating for a year and a half..
>she gets child support from her previous moron catch, he hasn't figured it out.

BITCHES BE CRAY CRAY
all dat uterus privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004039
why does /jp/ hate 3dpd?

now do you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

Best fujoshi
She even posts on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012407
>3DPD

fuck off with your /a/ memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004123
Kindness and mutual respect are the foundation of a successful relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004272
>they hymen can be broken from nonsexual activities.

Physically possible but very rare. (If that's what your girlfriend told you, then I'm sorry.)

[Anonymous No.]

32, divorced, had girls in highschool.

Women aren't generally worth your time, money, or energy. 2D is superior, wish I had known that a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012540
Burnt out filthy normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012540
but 2d girls can't dangle their shoes in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012540
>32, divorced, had girls in highschool.
Lmao what a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012540
>generally
Some are ok, keep trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004376
>the board culture
We /v/ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012639
>posting on /jp/

YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011694
>>10011740

Love is more than physical attraction! They have a wonderful personality, are awesome bro-tier dudes. You would basically drink, smoke, bet and make a fuss every day. Plus they have souls as shiny as silver!

And they aren't 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012540
>>10015301
/jp/ - /soc/, mirror 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>10012420
> 3DPD
> /a/ meme

How fucking stupid do you even have to be to speak with authority on thing you have no idea what you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015313
No idea, perhaps you can tell us lmao

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - When /v/ Doesn't Give You Enough Attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015313

Since when one faggot decided /jp/ loved 3d pig dusgusting people?

I bet you're australian, it's the only part of the world where it is still summer now summerfag.

[Freezing No.]

Gintoki and Hijikata

weee

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004187
3DPD, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015503

Is that supposed to be a disgusted "beeeeh" with disdain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015539

Oh fucking God. I prefer to live in mudslime land over a feminist society.

ALLAH IS THE LIGHT!

[Freezing No.]

>>10015544
No im curling myself into a little ball on how cute they look together

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015569

I've just watched the episode this is from some minutes ago! They clearly are tsundere for each other <3

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys. There's no need for so much ill will against real women. We're not /r9k/ here, so show a little compassion. It's not their fault they were born into these 3D bodies. Just like us, they can't help being flawed.

We shouldn't judge them for failing to live up to impossible ideals, but rather wish them the best of luck in their romantic pursuits and hope that they can find happiness within the shadow of their perfect 2D counterparts.

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>>10015622

Every man is expected to be young Clint Eastwood taking care of the house and the children while being rich. Women have nothing for them between being the most fuckable thing men can lay their hands on on a daily basis. No glory, no friendship, no badassry.Women can suck my dick.*

*The only thing they seem good to.

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>>10015622
It's not the bodies that are digusting, it's their personalities. They are unforgivable.

Now run along back to tumblr and reddit with your white-knighting. Maybe one of them will even reward you with sex!

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>>10015636
Why arent you like Clint Eastwood then?

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>>10015655
WHY AREN'T YOU FREEZING? WHY IS THERE NO SNOW HERE YET? I HATE THIS WEATHER.

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>>10015668
Silly boy, it doesnt snow in South Cali

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>>10015655

I wish I'd be ;_;

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>>10004039
That girl got some funky ass teeth, need to buy her some Colgate for her birthday.

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>>10015699
Colgate?

She needs like a dental plan more

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>>10015646
I never want anything to do with real women, not because I hate them, but only because I know I could never be happy with one. My choice of 2D isn't based on a rejection of 3D, but rather because I love 2D on it's own terms. The way I see it, real women and I may as well live in completely different planets. Nothing they do really bothers me anymore, so long as they leave me and my little world alone.


I guess I just don't understand why you people get so angry.

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>>10015703
Wow this is the first non-biased opinion i saw in /jp/ towards 3d women

GJ anon

[Anonymous No.]

I think there are quite a few girls on /jp/, we just don't know that they are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004136

Vive la freedom, I've thrown my last phone into a wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015720
>btw i'm a girl

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>>10015699
>>10015701
Her teeth are fine unless you're American.

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>>10015743
what kind of teeth do you think looks ugly then

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015755

These.

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>>10015712
You have selective eyesight.
>>10015703
It took me a long time to realize that a huge portion of imageboard users and other rejects actually are potentially abusive people who have just been denied the opportunity. Shit's absolutely disgusting. It's the reason why I always find it suspicious when people try to make the discussion more casual or less nerdy.

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>>10004153
I don't think you know the purpose of body building....

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>>10015743
Why are americans all teeth fetishists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015792
more like, he dosen't need to

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>>10015844

I'm not american but I find har teeth a little fucked up. But it wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't buttugly. The only cute thing about her is her hair.

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>>10015804
>It's the reason why I always find it suspicious when people try to make the discussion more casual or less nerdy.
I'm not sure what you mean by this part. Elaborate please.

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>>10015844
That's not true you jackass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015857
Low IQ criminal scumbags don't care about certain "irrelevant" formalities nor do they have any real passion towards the actual topic. I don't want to entertain such people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015844
Because colgate advertising campaign.

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>>10015876
I'm not the brightest but I'm harmless. Please don't hate me.

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>>10015876
Look at this nerd

[Anonymous No.]

They're just bitter because even though we're handsome, intelligent and have high powerlevels, we're not interested in disgusting 3D girls. We're everything they could want in a boyfriend, but since they're not 2D, they don't stand a chance with us.

[Anonymous No.]

Because male otaku are ugly, misogynistic, socially retarded, usually less hygienic then the average normal, and hang on to feeble things like racism or "nerd cred" to keep themselves above an arbitrary line of perceived self-worth to withhold themselves from committing suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Do muslim fujoshis exist?

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>>10015943
>"nerd cred"
You think that's pathetic? See: >>10015876

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure I could get a fujoshi to love me. I'm a pretty nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015971

Either the left trans or the right fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015971
me in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015971
Oh, 4th is really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004078
10/10 waifu
would cum inside

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>>10015943
>Because male otaku are ugly, misogynistic, socially retarded, usually less hygienic then the average normal
The same goes for the female ones

[Anonymous No.]

You see? It took only ten minutes before the first wise-ass appeared:
>>10015920

No wonder actual sperglords get so much shit when comments like
>>10004131 fly around.

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>>10015971
4th from left/2nd from right is best choice

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>>10004078
I want to go into her room and play games with her, while she is comfortably nude around me!

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>>10015876
wow what a friggn nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10011121
Ever think why they suddenly like horses when they hit puberty? Sure, ponies are cute and all that, but they never really want to ride them as hard as they do when the hormones hit.

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>>10016076
You can go ahead and tell me to gb2leReddit but it won't change the fact that teenagers who try to look cool can't handle this shit. They don't see the balance.

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>>10016153
>teenagers who try to look cool
But that's you exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Plus they have souls as shiny as silver!

Nobody noticed my pun ;_;

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>>10016097
Some girls get off riding horses. Maybe that happened to them at a young age and they don't know how to use their hands or anything else.

I want to believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch should spend less time reading her anime and more time brushing her teeth. I could run around and sweat all day and if she sucked my dick it would come out of her mouth dirtier than when it went in.

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>>10015993
The left girl is not a transman, she is just half negro, or perhaps Malay.
I can totally understand anons confusion though.

[Anonymous No.]

fujoshi are gayyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017750
Ranma and Inuyasha project Rumiko's sexuality and are both self inserts.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute smelly NEET feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017777
Nice quad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017793
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017793
where can I watch this glorious piece of video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017943
No ones gonna give you no fucking source when you behave like that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10019161
>>10017793

Why do NEET girls show off their slutty feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004039
What games are those behind her?
Other than gaysketball

[Anonymous No.]

>>10004078
Even normals read manga in Japan. And if she were a real fujoshi there would never have been any naked pictures of her to show up online in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10019161
What is it with Japanese people and their aversion to sitting Indian-style? Playing a game like that just makes you look like you have the Downs.

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>>10019161
>>10019145
Lewd whores. I should have know

[Anonymous No.]

>>10015971
nice not-remotely-convincing shoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>10021310
the PS3 games from left to right are Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City, something (splatterhouse?) and Binary Domain

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How 2b fujoshi

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10017501
>Big strong powerful object under your legs you control the reins of.


It's a dick replacement. I've read too many articles to ever be convinced otherwise now.

[Anonymous No.]

>man up, finally talk to the cute girl at work
>check her facebook that night
>find a link to her tumblr embedded in a status update from 4 months ago
>run her tumblr account name through google
>find her matching forum accounts
>find her livejournal within one of her forum sig
>today's entry:
>"UGHHH, I hate my job. I had to work late, I had no time to study for my japanese quiz, and that creep from IT tried to hit on me. At least I has mah ferrets to cheer me up!"

aaaaand there you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025191
Time to don the ferret costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025191
cool meme arrows bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025191
>find a link to her tumblr embedded in a status update from 4 months ago
>run her tumblr account name through google
>find her matching forum accounts
>find her livejournal within one of her forum sig
You do sound like a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025202
Yeah, it's so terrible to look at the information she made publicly available online. Fuck off, whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025206
Now she's going to know looked her up on the internet if you don't talk to her anymore or act weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025211
So? She isn't interested anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025206
Yeah, but normalfags think that's weird and creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025212
You could get fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025241
Prove he looked at it. Oh wait, you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025248
Besides, that's not going to get you fired. What is she going to say? "I think my coworker looked at one my livejournal posts! Please fire him!" Don't be retarded.

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>>10025241
I never really talked to her or acted not-weird to begin with.

But she apparently likes Fate/Stay as much as I do. And for that we are both incompatible.

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>>10025259
You told someone you like VNs? Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10025272
I never told her that, are you kidding?