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Embrace Bullies with Love

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away.

Do not repay evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: 'It is mine to avenge; I will repay,' says the Lord. On the contrary: If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.

>> No.10002500

tl;dr

>> No.10002504

I think inquisition is kinda cool.

>> No.10002505
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>But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.

>> No.10002510

Why did Jesus sound like Buddha, but Christians act like bullies?

>> No.10002517

/jp/ - Jesus culture

>> No.10002518

>>10002510
Buddhist monks are bullies too.

>> No.10002520

jesus is moe

>> No.10002521

>>10002510
Islam and Judaists are bullies as well

>> No.10002532
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>> No.10002547
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I like Jesus.

>> No.10002543

>>10002505
I'll slap you between your cheeks with my penis so hard it'll slip right inside your butthole.

>> No.10002563

>>10002532
I like how proper Jesus looks like Frank Zappa.

>> No.10002585

>>10002532
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who notices how the more one professes himself as a true Christian, the less he understand what Christ actually said.

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>> No.10002594

>>10002590
Is this unironical?

>> No.10002600

>>10002590
This guy is on crack, there was absolutely no gun control law at the time and place jesus lived in.

>> No.10002614

>>10002594
>>10002600
it's clearly facetious

>> No.10002615

>>10002590
I genuinely can't tell which side of the debate this comic tries to support, or if it's actually neutral.
No comment about the quality of the humor.

>> No.10002621

Any catholic otaku here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN0QUHwnvMs

>> No.10002623

>>10002614
The point is that it's well so uneducated that it fails whatever purpose it had.

It could have said "if jesus was republican" instead. Now that would have been funny.

>> No.10002626

Bullies can suck my dick.

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>>10002626

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>>10002621
My favourite catholic animes are Maria Holic and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html

>> No.10002662

>>10002496
holy shit, this sounds so much like some jewish propaganda to create obedient sheep who will do everything for the jew overlords.

>> No.10002688

>>10002662
The Jews hated Jesus' teachings and voted for him to be crucified in place of the bandit Barabbas.

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