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10001606 No.10001606[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You will never date a /jp/sie. ;_;

>> No.10001608

I'm cute than her and I'm a MAN

>> No.10001609

My girlfriend has lots of cute/cosplay outfits. Sometimes we both dress up and do lewd things ( ﾟ◡◡ﾟ)

>> No.10001613

I would suck a cute /jp/sie's cock.

>> No.10001628

>>10001613
I'm a /jp/sie and I have a cock but I am not cute sorry to disappoint.
My mom says I'm handsome but I know she is lying because she is my mom.

>> No.10001650

>>10001608
Get off my board, gay twinkboy.

>> No.10001661
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>>10001606

Who is she?

>> No.10001668

>>10001661
milk

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=!!Hx9evYBkk8E
http://welcomeunknown.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/#!/welcomeUNKNOWN

>> No.10001707

>>10001661
/jp/'s local slut.

>> No.10001719
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>>10001628
That post actually kinda made me feel bad.

>> No.10001722

>>10001719
Did it make you feel bad enough to suck his cock even though he's not cute?

>> No.10001729

>>10001628
I would suck your cock. I'm ugly as HELL, though.

>> No.10001741

i hate milk
she gives me bad stomach aches

>> No.10001745
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>>10001741
Lately milk has been making me feel bad. It can't be expired since it's happened with a few different jugs.

>> No.10001757

Speaking as a trap, I'd date a /jp/sie if I could find one of you in NYC. Most of /soc/ is normalfags ;_;

>> No.10001774

i would humor you, but we all know this isnt going anywhere

>> No.10001777

>>10001774
meant for
>>10001757

>> No.10001786

How the fuck do you pronounce "/jp/sie"?

>> No.10001789

>>10001786
ジプシー

>> No.10001790

>>10001786
"Jayp see"

>> No.10001806
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10001806

You will never find some attractive and with the same interests as you, and even if you do they'll probably just think you're disgusting. ;_:

>> No.10001828

>>10001786
Gypsy.

>> No.10001858

>>10001786
Jay Pee Zee
J P Z

>> No.10001859

>>10001786
am I the only one who pronounces it
j spee?

Like aspie but with a j

>> No.10001876

>>10001858
I used to pronounce it as gypsy, but I think your way is cuter.

>> No.10001878

>>10001876

Yes.

>> No.10001907

When and where is the next con she attends to?

>> No.10001915 [DELETED] 
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AnimeLA
Hopefully.

>> No.10001922
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>>10001907
AnimeLA
Hopefully.

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>>10001922
I love you milk-sama!

>> No.10001938

>>10001922
I'm going to be there with a cup of my cum.

>> No.10001941

>>10001922
>AnimeLA
Everyone remember to throw a bottle of cum and piss right in her face when you see her there!

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>>10001938
>>10001941

I wonder if you guys would be able to stand a conversation with her there at least.

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>>10001745
Tetra Pack master race, reporting in.

Such it, Canadia.

>> No.10001967

I want to copulate with Pygma.

>> No.10001996

>>10001958
This.
You cowards would probably run away the second you made eye contact, shut up.

>> No.10001999

>>10001996
I'm not the one who will do it, but there are enough others who will do it for sure if they ever get the chance. Its just a matter of time and sooner or later it will happen.

>> No.10002004

>>10001858
If you don't pronounce it this way, you've completely missed the ``joke.''

>> No.10002027

>>10001757
I am in NYC ;_;

>> No.10002056

>>10002004
Is that how periods and quotation marks work? I always thought the period went last.

>> No.10002060

>>10002056
Either way is fine.

>> No.10002065

Would you drink milk's milk, /jp/?

>> No.10002066

>>10002056
That is the "proper" way of doing it.

>> No.10002081

Good, considering they all have deep-seated emotional issues.

Clinging, self-destructive, self-hating, pathetic, frustrated, abusive. That is a /jp/sie.

>> No.10002089

>>10001745
Maybe you're lactose intolerant like most people. But unlikely if you are a white pig.

>> No.10002097

>>10001859
Aspie is as pee not freshly baked ass pie to go with your ass burgers?

>> No.10002102

>>10001922
we miss you on teh east coat cons milk-sama!!!!!!

come visit for otakon, ok?

>> No.10002109

>>10001922
Why aren't you answering my questions?

>> No.10002107

>>10002056
It differs depending on whether you mean American or Commonwealth English. One of them always places them depending on context, so that if a the period is from what's actually being quoted it goes inside, but otherwise it's outside. The other says the period always goes inside.

I don't remember which is which.

>> No.10002110

>>10002081
Don't call me pathetic, asshole.

>> No.10002113

>>10002065
Only if she drinks mine first.

>> No.10002129

>>10002081
Sounds like a falsNEET to me. True /jp/ers are smart, handsome, healthy and can easily handle a conversation in real life. It's just that they choose not to do anything with their lives because their hobbies are all they need to be happy.

>> No.10002131

>>10002129
True /jp/ers don't reply to shitty threads like this on right here.

>> No.10002142

Amanda is a rather dorky name.

>> No.10002158

>>10002142
D-don't make fun of my name...

>> No.10002164

>>10002056
I believe the ``correct'' way to do it is to always put the punctuation inside the quotation marks. However, I purposefully disregard the rule 99% of the time because it makes more sense to me, as a programmer, that the punctuation should terminate the whole sentence and not just the quotation, unless the punctuation exclusively belongs to the quotation (e.g. ``She asked, "Where are you taking me?"'')

On another note, I sorta want to put a period after that closing paren, though I'm certain it would poor style.

Also, I purposefully use ``they'' as a singular gender neutral pronoun, even though I know it is not proper, as I believe it sounds much more natural than ``he or she,'' and has the benefit of not offending people who identify with neither gender as well.

>>10002107
Anecdotally, I'm an American and I was raised to believe it was proper style to always put the punctuation inside the quotation.

>> No.10002172

I kinda do and he sucks my cock, dude.

>> No.10002176

>>10002164 and has the benefit of not offending people who identify with neither gender as well.
Please stop posting.

>> No.10002177

>>10001922
I'm going to be there with a bottle of diamond rings.

>> No.10002185

>>10002158
Please don't misuse ellipses or the stutter function.

>> No.10002194

>>10002185
How is one supposed to use the stutter function then?

>> No.10002205

>>10002176
Die, cis scum.

>> No.10002207

>>10002185
I actually stutter in real life sometimes, am I sill not allowed to?

>> No.10002212
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>>10002158
I LOVE YOU MILK-SAMA!!!!!!!!

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>>10002207
you can stutter all you want milk-sama!

>> No.10002227

>>10002207
hey milk, which 2ho wud yu fug?

>> No.10002234

>>10002207
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire US adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.

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>>10001922
I hope you have a blast milk-sama!!!!

>> No.10002246

>>10001606

She looks so deliciously droopy.

>> No.10002247

>>10002212
>>10002224
>>10002239

where are you finding all these pictures

>> No.10002251

>>10002081
>abusive
Excuse me, but where did this come from?

>> No.10002254
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10002254

>>10002247
the google on the internets, milk-sama

only the best for you milk-sama!

>> No.10002258

>>10002234
I started reading this in the aggressive military guy voice I always read this kopipe in. That got wierd fast.

>> No.10002276

I'm already dating someone that knows about /jp/ and used to browse it for a bit along with /a/ and /v/. In fact it's even more than just dating. If I were to use that word it would undermine how deep and sensual are relationship is.

>> No.10002278

>>10001606
But I am dating a /jp/sie.

Also. Hai milk! Did you break up with Mush cause his dick was broken or what? He told me all about the sex.

>> No.10002296

Short hair no thank you

>> No.10002294

I don't know if he considers us dating, but I would like that if he did.

>> No.10002476

>>10002276
That's nice, how did you two meet?

>> No.10002482

milk is really cute, but I still prefer Pygma-chan. I still yearn for her...

>> No.10002483

>>10001959

Canadians drink cartons of cigarettes?

>> No.10002485

I'm dating, well practically married to someone who browses /jp/. We have a great otaku relationship.

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10002491

Somehow I found someone that considers me a significant other, even though I have pretty bad schizophrenia. Don't give up, /jp/!

>> No.10002494

>>10002491

Fun times over. I'm awake now.

Re
po
r
ted

This shit thread.

>> No.10002498

i did it was shit don't do it

>> No.10002503

Milk is ugly.

>> No.10002525

Milk is a guy

>> No.10002539

mfw I live two towns away from Milk

>> No.10002562

>>10002539

mfw suck a left nut of a horse
mfw cause nobody cares

>> No.10002582

>>10002539
Where about?
What town does she live in anyway?

>> No.10002598
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10002598

You are so cute Milk.

>> No.10002602

Would you have sex with me in a schoolgirl uniform if I paid $4,000 for the presidential suite at the Ritz Carlton milk?

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>>10002562
>nut

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10002631

I'm starting to think that people aren't shitposting in this thread and are genuinely worshipping le milky face, hoping to get her to recognize them, even though she gets fucked by alpha males and niggers on a daily basis.

>> No.10002638

>>10002631

>starting to think

I think it's pretty obvious a long time ago. I only wish there was some sort of ID on this board so I'd know it's just 1 or 2 dedicated motherfuckers.

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>>10001668
What the hell?!

I'm pretty sure she lives close to me.
Do you think she would suck my cock, dude?

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>>10002631
I don't hope to get her to recognize anything. I just wanted to say that she's cute.

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10002645

>>10001806
you're cute, dude

>> No.10002651

>>10002643
she won't fuck you and she's laughing at you behind your back, probably while her boyfriend takes her to pound town

>> No.10002660

>>10002651
Not Mush though. Mush fucked up with her when she found out his dick was broken.

>> No.10002661

>>10002643

Explain whats so cute about her.

>> No.10002668

>>10002582
Victorville, CA.
It says right on her twitter, nerd.

>> No.10002673

>you will never meet someone from /jp/

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>>10002643

>> No.10002685
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10002685

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.10002700

>>10002691

That milk? Damn she ugly.

>> No.10002701

>>10002685
Would you Swallow My Drillcock Gungnir?

>> No.10002702

>>10002685
Do you like bananas?

>> No.10002702,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>10002691

Damn that bitch ugly

>> No.10002702,2 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>10002702,1

It looks like she woke up after a long night after being pounded by strangers off CL, and had to wash off all the cum off her face,washing off all her make-up to reveal her final form. xDDDDD

>> No.10002702,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10002702,1
>>10002702,2
B-But that zettai ryouiki... I'd d-destroy that midget pussy.

>> No.10002702,4 [INTERNAL] 

>That feel when NSJ has a huge crush on milky-chan and white-knights her to no end.

>> No.10002702,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10002702,4
He's even deleting posts on the archive now, just for the symbolic value.

>> No.10002702,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10002702,1
>>10002702,2
Why were these deleted?

>> No.10002702,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10002702,6
Janitor can delete archive posts.

>> No.10002702,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10002702,7
fuu! fuu! someone tell zunbar, he will fix this.

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