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NEET/Hikki thread. Relax, share and enjoy your time here.

>> No.10000780

There's a thread already up dude

>> No.10000786

>>10000780
Oh wait it "mysteriously" disappeared right after this was created.

>> No.10000793

can we talk about what we are failing in our lives?

>> No.10000799

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

>> No.10000801

>>10000793
Still unable to find a job. It's almost as if every interviewer is able to see through me and realize I'm worthless. Wish I could take it easy as a neet, but the time indoors is starting to take a toll on my sanity.

>> No.10000805

>>10000793
Go to /r9k/ to whine about you fucking nerd. Can we just have a thread where we take it easy like back in the days instead of doing nothing but whining about "feels" and stupid gay crap.

>> No.10000807

>>10000793

I failed to be a neet. Is it a bad thing?

>> No.10000813

>>10000775
How do you truNEETs manage your money so as to be able to afford booze all the time? I always seem to run out.

>> No.10000814

>>10000805
You'll have to pry my NEET feels from my cold dead hands

>> No.10000816

>>10000793
Everything

>> No.10000817

night fuggers

>> No.10000821

>>10000805
The original hikki thread was all about feels you dumb faggot.

>> No.10000824

>>10000793
I fail at expressing how I feel verbally. My grandmother thinks I don't care about her but the truth is I don't know what I'd do without her and at one point I even felt as if I'd commit sudoku if she died.

The same applies to my sister, except maybe the sudoku part. And she knows I love her but I wish I could actually say it once in a while.

>> No.10000827

>>10000801
I had terrible luck with getting work before I gave up and never tried again.

I'm sorry that i'm like the 200th person to apply to stock shelves, don't give me dirty looks when I give you my childish resume.

If you just keep looking you'll eventually find one, but your soul will probably wither and die by the time that happens.

>> No.10000828

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.10000835

>>10000824
I know what you mean.

My dad is a great guy, buys me all the stuff I need and is more than happy to be a mooch. I'd like to show my appreciation but it'd be so awkward and forced. Don't know what i'd do without him.

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>>10000824
You're making me sad.

I'll properly tell my mom how much I appreciate her one day...

>> No.10000850

>>10000845
Tomorrow right?

It sucks that I can only express myself properly when drunk like an Irishman. Such is the life of a /jp/sie I suppose.

>> No.10000855

>>10000850
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>> No.10000859

>>10000850
I've never gotten drunk. I'm actually afraid of how uninhibited I might become if I did get drunk but maybe that's what I should do so I can get these feels off my chest.

>> No.10000865

>>10000824
>commit sudoku
I will never understand this meme. Is it from another board?

>> No.10000865,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10000865
LOL

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>>10000865
The first instance of "commit sudoku" was actually /jp/ in 2008. It slumbered for a year before appearing again, but did not gain any true popularity until 2011.

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>tfw NEET
>tfw Halo 4 today with Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™

>> No.10000919

>>10000827
Why is your resume childish?

>> No.10000931

A
this is why /jp/ is the worst board. you faggots think you are the very best board because you like pretending you think you have "autism" and think its cool to be socially retarded but everyone on 4chan sees you for what yuo are, a bunch of socially inept losers, we think you are worst board but you keep on the act thinking someone gives a shit that you think you are best board even /b/ knows you are cancer incarnated you seem to like this reputation because you keep creating autism threads thinking that makes you cool or some shit but in reality you are just fooling yourself because we all know if anything /jp/ should be worst fucking board and you like to think that being a aspie faggot is a fucking badge of honor or something because you are proud of it and you don't even want to change yourself while everyone makes fun of you in reality and in the community of 4chan, you should try to be a little more subtle with your autism and not be proud of whats basically a mentally disease, also you like saying the word autism but you don't even know what that word autism actually means, autistic people have a lot more trouble than you, they barely communicate at all, they are almost catatonic and have crazy retard strength, they didn't choose to be like that yet you choose that way of life and take proud on it like some kind of achievement that's why when someones ever mentions having a friend or a normal life you just keep on bastardizing him and cyberbully him so he feels bad about his way of life and he either chooses to give up on life because he thinks he doesn't belong in any world nor internet nor reality or he becomes a socially inept hikki neet like you. you are the cancer of 4chan

>> No.10000935

>>10000903
Please stop posting here. The GET has passed and you can leave now.

>> No.10000947

>>10000919
because i have no work experience and no one ever taught me how to apply for a job or make a decent resume so i had to do it all by myself.

i got all that career counselling crap done and I know how to make a decent resume, i jsut have no material to fluff and exaggerate.

>> No.10000948

>>10000931
デリシャス コピペ

>> No.10000955

>>10000947
People give you dirty looks because of it? I'm even more scared to apply for a job now because my situation is the same.

>> No.10000969

Anyone here play any good NES/SNES/n64/ps1 games lately? Unreleased outside of japan but with English patch is a plus.

Think mother 1, for example.

>> No.10000978

>>10000955

You woddle your dumbass in their business, give them your shitty resume and all they are doing is thinking "oh great, one of THESE guys, i hope he doesnt make me get the manager"

All the job hunting advice you have ever heard is wrong.

>> No.10000986

>>10000969
I played Tomba 2 a few months ago. There's a group of girls in there who play hide and seek with you. I wish I could play hide and seek with three girls.

>> No.10000993

>>10000986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YetMdzd7V_c

Has some nice music as well.

>> No.10000997

>>10000969
You may know this site already, but there are a decent number of translations here. Some aren't complete, though.

http://www.romhacking.net/translations/

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>>10000969
Go play Wonder Project J

It's a game that feels very /jp/-y to me

>> No.10001026

being a travelling NEET is the best thing life can offer

>> No.10001034

>>10001026
I love to travel.

>> No.10001037

>>10000978
Now I'm scared for sure!

>> No.10001043
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>>10000947
Oh God, I'm terrified to get a job in the "real world". I've only worked online and am not looking forward to dragging my 23-year-old ass to wherever is hiring and going "OH, I'VE NEVER WORKED OFF THE COMPUTER BEFORE".

>> No.10001061

>>10000947
I got hired at a very decent coffee shop by pretending to be outgoing. I've never had a job before and I just completely skipped the "previous employment" section when I filled out the application (I usually write shit like babysitting and housekeeping but I didn't feel like fluffing my application that day). I did research on what kind of employee they wanted and made myself look like I was that kind of person.

I think I just got lucky, though, because I applied to two other coffee shops and they didn't even call me back. The place I'm at now has a high turnover rate and I think they were desperate for new employees.

I think your best bet is to go into some kind of food or customer service, but I'd avoid fast food restaurants. I spent years searching for a job stocking shelves somewhere and never even got a callback.

Having money is nice but I really miss being NEET. I would still be unemployed if I had a choice.

>> No.10001068

>>10000801
>every interviewer is able to see through me and realize I'm worthless
Confidence is paramount. Staring down at your Milky Holmes shirt mumbling for the entire interview while waiting to be dismissed doesn't fly with normals. Act like a man while looking the part and you should be fine.

If I managed to get a non-manual/retail job on my own (early 30's, no work history and nothing more than a GED), anyone can.

>> No.10001077

It's not so bad going for a job. You will adapt more quickly and easily than you think.

It's best to be honest with the employer, don't weird them out and tell them you're afraid or anything like that. Tell them you had not needed to work before this but you need to now, don't give much information other than what they ask but be completely honest in whatever they ask. The quieter you are the most intelligent you will appear. If they think you are honest and intelligent they will give you a job.

>> No.10001079

Please do not discuss employment and education matters in NEET threads.

>> No.10001082

>>10001079
It's an important subject for NEETs who want to stop being NEETs. Should I make a NEET support thread?

>> No.10001082,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001079
Thanks for the advice janitor-kun. Why don't you go back to kike land you fucking jewish scum?

>> No.10001086

I'm incredibly lazy and have absolutely no ambitions to speak of, but there's still some sort of desire for self-betterment burning within me. It's like my mind's a battlefield where cynicism and youthful vigor fight for dominance. I don't really get it. It's pretty annoying.

>> No.10001088

>>10001082
If you want to stop being NEET, you don't belong here in the first place. Take a trip to /r9k/ or /adv/ if that's the case.

>> No.10001090

>>10001079
What are appropriate topics for a NEET thread? Depression, suicide, and whining about your parents?

>> No.10001090,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001086
What a goddamn loser hahaha

>> No.10001095

That feel when you're a grad student and work 70 hours a week ;_;

I wish I could be a truNEET and a hikki. I haven't played vidiya in more than 5 years and can barely follow 3 of the shows airing this season.

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>>10001079
I agree, I'm sorry. Shouldn't have brought it up, but it was literally the only thing I did all day. Rest was sleeping, drinking and watching /jp/ burn. Which is always fun, but not a good way to pass the days.

Just haven't been able to find the joy in NEET life, only the depression aspect of it. The guy that got into exercise has the right idea, he's enjoying his available time and improving himself. Even the current anime season bores me

>> No.10001096,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001086
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it okay? You're a piece of /soc/ shit that loves /jp/ because you think it's your home. Well it is your home now. Goodbye.

>> No.10001098

>>10001061

how long could you keep it up?
When im pretend to be outgoing. After the day i feel guilty. I've done that to every job that i get.

>> No.10001099

>>10001096
Learning Japanese is a good way to spend your time.

>> No.10001105

>>10001090
>Depression, suicide, and whining about your parents?

What is it with you guys? If it's not education and jobs in the NEET thread, it's depression and suicide? Take a look at >>10000828

>> No.10001107

Are there any non-VN videogames where you play as a NEET or hikikomori? Preferably something I can emulate.

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>>10001095
> work 70 hours a week
What the fuck

>> No.10001114

>>10001105
You can get depressed without wanting anything to do with social interaction. Fuck off with your 2012 truNEET nonsense.

>> No.10001108,1 [INTERNAL] 

What a cesspool of whiney faggots

I wish I could beat you all to bloody death

>> No.10001118

>>10001098
I'm not sure. Hopefully I can do it for at least six months; I'm going to enroll in a phlebotomy class next year because it's what my family wants from me, so I might end up quitting and not have to worry about it then.

I currently work part-time. I think I'd be depressed if I worked more than 20 hours a week. And talking to co-workers after work is out of the question.

>> No.10001118,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001108,1
I will delete anyone who does not comply with my /soc/ standards. Bow before me!

>> No.10001122
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>>10000828
I try to talk to people but it's hard.
I just want friends.
I just want someone to like me.

I try my best to not look like an attention whore because I don't wanna be one, but I just end up not saying anything at all.

If I say anything I'll just end up being the talkative weirdo.

My parents never told me the world would be like this.

>> No.10001123

>>10001114
>You can get depressed without wanting anything to do with social interaction.

Yes, and? Is there a reason for you to post about it here all the time? Isn't there anything else in your live besides "depression"?

>> No.10001128

>>10001123
The other things have their own threads. This is what the NEET thread is for.

>> No.10001128,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001108,1
Yeah d00d where my trubros at?

>> No.10001135 [DELETED] 

>>10001122
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>> No.10001136

>>10001108
It's not so uncommon. Tertiary education is terrible.

>Wake up at 8
>leave at 9
>come home 11 hours later
>then go to work
>come home, it's midnight
>time to do homework
I'm not even in university yet.

>> No.10001136,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001122
Holy shit it's like I'm really on /soc/.

>> No.10001138

>>10001105
Okay, so my answer was wrong. Now you give yours.

>> No.10001139

>>10001128
Do you honestly believe NEET threads are for discussion of education, employment, and depression?

>> No.10001141

>>10001088
>>10001090
>>10001098
>>10001105
>>10001107
>>10001108
>>10001114
>>10001122
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
>>10001123
Please don't bump my thread

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>>10001135
Fine.

>> No.10001146

>>10001138
PLEASE RESPOND

>> No.10001149

>>10001108
About 10 hours every day, Saturday and Sunday too.
I also sleep in the lab sometimes.

It might sound pathetic, but my weeaboo hobbies and 4chan are what helps me endure.

>> No.10001151

I haven't left the house in three weeks. I feel fucking fantastic.

>> No.10001154

>>10001138
For me, it means posting about how maybe the weather outside is nice, or maybe your bed is especially comfortable in the winter, maybe you're looking forward to something, noisy neighbors, cat gone missing, ect.

You know, normal NEET stuff.

>> No.10001156

>>10000896
>did not gain any true popularity until 2011.
I wasn't here for 2011 because I ripped myself from /jp/ to focus on studying Japanese and build a really strong study habit so I don't really know anything about 2011.

I don't see how it being posted once in 2008 makes it come from here. I really don't remember this ever being a meme in 2008. That is why I'm simply asking if its from another board or not. Just curious since I wasn't here during 2011.

>> No.10001163

>>10001154
Or my personal favorite, posting about tasty food. That never gets old.

>> No.10001165

>>10001154
Oh, so just ordinary blog shit.

>> No.10001170

>>10001165
Yes, pretty much. There's no place for education and employment discussion in a NEET thread, and to put it bluntly, nobody wants to hear about how useless or depressed you think you are in a NEET thread.

>> No.10001179

>>10001170
I was under the impression that nobody wanted to read generic shitty blog threads either, but apparently I was wrong.

>> No.10001182

>>10001179
That's the point of NEET threads. Also, can you please stop swearing at me?

>> No.10001183

>>10001163
I had some maki yesterday. Ume shiso, kampyo, and pickled daikon. The ume shiso and pickled daikon were great but I'm not very fond of the kampyo.

>> No.10001188

>>10001182
I'm not swearing at you. I am using swear words descriptively for emphasis.

>That's the point of NEET threads.
So is blogging acceptable, or is isn't it? Or are only positively-themed blog posts not involving employment or education permitted?

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>>10001182
It's up to the posters to decide where to take the topic of discussion, whether it's depression or masturbation secrets.

>> No.10001191

>>10001183
I've never had sushi. I'm intimidated by it, and I also don't like seafood.

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>>10001096
You should get into some hobbies and set yourself some goals if you want to be happier. You should try exercising and learning Japanese as the other anon said, that'll give you things to do and feel proud of (as well as staving off boredom and depression). If there's anything you want to do as a hobby (drawing, programming, writing, studying whatever you're interested in, etc.) you should work towards doing that as well - start off small and don't overwhelm yourself, but slowly increase how much time you spend on it until you're at a comfortable level.

Exercise will also generally make you feel pretty happy if you push yourself - after lifting I usually just lie around in a satiated stupor listening to music and browsing /jp/ for about an hour and generally feel pretty good the rest of the day. It's helped me quite a bit to be happy as a NEET, as it helps maintain a sensible sleep schedule and makes me feel comfortable with my body. I'm also starting to study Japanese again (I learned a bit ages ago in the past but want to get back into it) and that's making me happier too.

>> No.10001198

>>10001189
Maybe whining is okay, but education and employment are obviously not meant for NEET threads no matter what the people in the thread say.

>> No.10001202

>>10001188
Just take it easy or go back to your board, lardbutt.

>> No.10001204

I bought my only friend a birthday present with my NEET money and now I feel terrible because

1.) I was too dense to read the signs that he wouldn't like it
2.) Spent most of my NEET money on it that could have gone towards a cheap game or a movie from amazon

I've been kinda beating myself over it all day. I never realized how dense I could be and now I have no idea what to do when he comes back in state to visit.

>> No.10001209

>>10001202
please answer my question i can't take it easy like this

>> No.10001218

>>10001209
Yes, without a doubt. You're pretty annoying when you're not complaining about yourself, you know that?

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>>10001204
Well, what is it and why won't he like it?

>> No.10001222

>>10001191
I love seafood, but the rolls I had didn't have any fish in them. Also, they taste a lot better when you have a clean palate.

There was some fish on the side but it tasted quite bad. I don't really like raw fish, I guess.

>> No.10001223

>>10001204
Can you get the present back and return it at all?

>> No.10001229

>>10001218
i don't complain about myself

but i do sometimes complain about you, your kin and your shitty blog threads

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>>10001204
You should give it to him anyway (if you don't have the money to buy anything else) and explain to him that although you don't think he'll like it you hope that he'll accept it anyway as you just wanted to give him something special. If he understands your financial situation he would probably be grateful. Do you mind me asking what it is?

>> No.10001234

>>10001229
Oh please. Your depression blogging will be welcomed on /r9k/. Now if you'll excuse me I'm discussing NEET stuff with other NEETs.

>> No.10001236

>>10001234
Yeah, okay, you fucking shitstain. Have fun talking about your ~inherent NEET superiority~ with all the likeminded shitposting faggots.

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>>10001139
The last part, yes. Bouts of depression are a normal part of NEET and shut-in life.

>> No.10001252

>>10001241
Maybe for some people. As for me, I've had no bouts of depression being NEET for almost eight years now.

>> No.10001253

>>10001204
If you don't have much money why would you spend money on media that you could pirate?

>> No.10001254

Morning fellow NEET's, hope you are all taking it easy
I plan to leave the house today, just for a short walk with my mother, we may even go in a shop, if I am feeling brave.
It will be the first time I have been out since my last mental health assessment a few weeks ago.

>> No.10001260

>>10001254
I hope you enjoy it

>> No.10001273

>>10001221
>>10001230
It's a Gainax licensed wallscroll of Asuka from Evangelion. I couldn't think of anything he would like for his birthday and I recall asking him whether he liked Rei or Asuka, so I pretty much worked with that logic. I thought he would appreciate it because he's an Evangelion fan and he mentioned something about EVA being a part of him growing up, but in hindsight he's very passive about how much of a fan he is.

When I was watching the series earlier this year he never cared enough to talk about it with me, and I've been linking him trailers to the new EVA Rebuild movie, which he just "likes" and then proceeds to ignore. He also has a bit of "bored white kid syndrome," he seems to spend a lot of his time hanging out with black guys and making Hip Hop related stuff, so I assume he would be too embarrassed to hang up a cartoon girl in his room.

>>10001223
His birthday was last month when I bought it, so I doubt I can return the product.

>>10001253
I don't have any skills or talents so I make up for it by building a collection of things I enjoy.

>> No.10001277

>>10001273
You haven't talked since? At all?

>> No.10001285

>>10001277
We talk over Facebook and the occasional text message. He lives a state away, after all.

>> No.10001289

>>10001285
So he didn't comment on it yet, or what?

>> No.10001295

>>10001289
I never gave him the present yet (or mentioned what it was) if that's what you're asking.

>> No.10001296

>>10001273
Even if it's not something he wants, he'll appreciate the thought in it if he's really your friend. If he thinks it's weird or gets upset over it, it's probably not meant to be.

>> No.10001321

>>10001273
I thought black people loved that stuff. Tell him to put it on his wall anyway, maybe he'll gain some street cred.

>> No.10001328

>>10001321
I am black and I do not "love that kind of stuff".

>> No.10001329

>>10001285
How often do you talk over Facebook? I just curious because I used to have a friend I talked to over AIM every day, practically from the moment I got on the computer until the moment I got off, and I'm usually on the computer at least ten hours a day. Eventually I stopped talking to her completely because I sort of just burned out.

Is it normal for friends to talk that much? I don't know if I should have talked to her less or if I'm just incapable of maintaining a relationship.

Also I agree with >>10001296. He should appreciate the thought if he's really your friend.

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>>10001017
Wonder Project J2 is more /jp/, for obvious reasons.

>> No.10001331

>>10001328
You're not black.

>> No.10001334

>>10001328
What are you doing here then?

>> No.10001335

Sounds like a wigger.
Get some weaaboo friends instead, like me.

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>>10001325
Also, have something I rescued from one of Futaba's oekaki boards.

>> No.10001342

I know a 40+ black guy with DBZ posters on his wall.

>> No.10001343

>>10001331
I am black.

>>10001334
I am always here.

>> No.10001349

>>10001343
>I am black.
I believe you.

>> No.10001350

>>10001273
The problem is that you bought him Asuka instead of Rei.

Swap it for a Rei wallscroll, and you'll be saved.

>> No.10001351

>>10001349
Thank you for believing me. Please don't be intimidated.

>> No.10001354

>>10001351
I'm not intimidated. I don't often see black people though, being European and all.

>> No.10001359

>>10001354
Watch out, he wants to culturally enrich you.

>> No.10001373

>>10001329
We talk occasionally but not too much (I wouldn't mind talking everyday, but you can't force it I guess)

Most of it is just a few comments back in forth if my status is mildly interesting. I think the last time we actually talked was six days ago when he was giving me advice on how to evict a free loading Rat in my kitchen. To be honest I am kind of questioning our relationship as friends. I always perceived us as the best of friends, but he never seems to wanna call, text, or chat very much. Maybe it's just the curse of being out-of-state friends?

>>10001350
Don't get me wrong, I am a Rei man, but he DID say Asuka. I'm just being thoughtful.

>> No.10001407

>>10000828
I belong to the first group, but I can't say I've ever been genuinely happy as far back as I remember.

I don't have any goals or desires; I'd be fine living like this indefinitely. But I feel absolutely terrible every day nonetheless. I feel guilty for wasting time, nervous, angry

>> No.10001433

>>10001373
>Maybe it's just the curse of being out-of-state friends?

I think it's probably a personality thing. My friend and I have never lived in the same state. Oddly enough, we both seem to move around a lot. During the beginning of our relationship, when one of us moved to one side of the country, the other moved to the opposite side. She was kind of obsessive/protective, though. We live state-by-state now so I'm hoping she remembers me and we'll be able to meet up one day.

I think if you want to talk to him more you should think about installing MSN or something similar, and take more initiative to contact him first. I'm terrible at giving advice so I'm sorry if this isn't helpful at all.

>> No.10001451

>>10001141
>>10001146
>>10001135

No "pleasing" allowed.

>> No.10001467
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>>10001451
Mind your P's and Q's

>> No.10001474

>>10001329
Did you actually like talking to her or did you only do it because she was a girl and you were subconsciously attracted to the image of her that you created?

I think it's only "normal" for clingy people on the internet who don't have any real-life social outlets. I used to be like that too, then I stopped talking to people altogether.

>> No.10001481

I keep in contact with an old friend who is a total normal fag, he has his own house, and his girlfriend having a baby soon.
He knows about my reclusive habits, and I think he wants to help me.
But I find it kind of intimidating.
He emails me and I purposefully don't respond for a month just because I don't want things moving forward to fast.
But when I do respond he replies back that very day.
He probably just thinks I'm a huge cunt.
Sorry for the blog post /jp/

>> No.10001497

>>10001481
Hey, if it weren't for posts like yours, we wouldn't have anything to discuss besides the "true" purpose of NEET threads and their content.

Why do you still talk to him?

I would stop talking to him because it seems to stressful.

What does he write about and what does he want you to do?

>> No.10001537

>>10001474
She has GID and looks/act like a guy. I didn't want to do lewd things with her until a few years into our friendship (probably because she was my only close friend), which made me want to stop talking to her because I was afraid of those feelings. Also she's asexual/aromantic so I'm totally fucked but I feel awful not talking to her because I miss her and I know she really likes me. Platonically.

She was home-schooled and has social anxiety, so maybe she was clingy towards me for the reason you stated.

>>10001481
I feel bad for all the blog posts I've made, I always do, but I like reading other's blog posts.

>> No.10001558

>>10001497
He's a couple of years older than me,we lived on the same street, grew up together, we had our arguments and stuff but he always backed me up when I needed it.
I guess it's hard to let that go completely.

The only thing we have in common nowadays is music, what we mostly talk about in emails.
He producers his own and I've played guitar ever since a kid.
He often talks about hanging out and working on a project together but that would involve going round his house? meeting his girlfriend? yea.. like that'll happen

>> No.10001643

I'm still wanting to go into the city for some photos. The only thing is, instead of the normal downtown I had planned to go to, I'm going to the lake they put in the city a few years ago. I was there the other day sans camera and it seemed like a fine area, much better than the one I had in mind. Lots of interesting characters and buildinds, mostly pedestrians and cyclists.

I keep waking up too late to do anything, and the bus schedule is sporadic.

>> No.10001658

>>10001558
Are your FR or BR?

>> No.10001658,1 [INTERNAL] 

Yuck...

Why can't you guys just talk about your activities? If you want job advice go to /adv/ or search google.

>> No.10003040

>>10001095
>>10001136
>>10001149
What are you perma-virgin turbonerds waste so much time studying? Do you have to give presentations and write lengthy, reputable research papers regularly?

>> No.10003122

>NEET feels
>feels you dumb faggot
>get these feels off my chest
You don't have to ironically post some other board's rubbish memes in order to fit in.
"Feelings" sounds just fine.

>> No.10003130

>>10003122
Is feels even correct English?

>> No.10003137

>>10003122
There's nothing ironic about my feels

>> No.10003166

had rum shits just now

burning ass

>> No.10003167

>>10000813
just cut into your food budget

>> No.10003176

Since I assume lots of us in here are on a budget, what do you all eat? I want some food suggestions from people here.

>> No.10003187

>2012
>not becoming a great digital artist and earn mnoney via internet

>> No.10003190

>>10003176
Mostly stuff I buy cheap at the weekly farmers market
Also noodles and rice in bulk
It helps if you can cook

The only thing I ever miss out on are tropical fruits and seafood

>> No.10003198

>>10003196
I will. I will also stay by your side.

>> No.10003196

I'm about to drop ~1 gram of dph, but I'm apprehensive. If my heart stops, will /jp/ take me to the hospital?

>> No.10003207
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>>10003176
Whatever my mom buys

Hope this helps

>> No.10003202

>>10003176
ramen, ramen, ramen straight from japan.

rice and tea

>> No.10003216

>>10003190
>>10003202

Rice, tea, and noodles. That's what I was expecting. I do like ramen, I cook two eggs in mine and add a little soy sauce. Never had ramen straight from japan though.

>> No.10003228

>>10003216
it's the same but the flavour packets are kind of better.

ramen with eggs in is majestic

>> No.10003231

>>10003187
>2012
>having any marketable skills as this generation

We are all useless retards.

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>>10003198
Thank you anonymous, that makes me very happy.

>> No.10003253

>>10003248
N-Not in a homosexual kind of way or anything! I am 100% straight. I just want to support a cute /jp/sie in difficult times.

>> No.10003267

>>10003253
Of course not, we're all straight here. Cute, but straight; right guys?

>> No.10003271

>this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbNg5_Jtd8k

>> No.10003273
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IS anyone here NEET but not really that socially awkard?

I can hold small conversations and I'm not scared to go in public or anything. I just like spending 90% of my day inside.

>> No.10003276

>>10003231
I didn't program all day to come here and see faggots like you soil my beautiful 2hu board.

>> No.10003278

>>10003273
Get out, falsNEET.

>> No.10003287

>>10003273
I'm like that. I don't really like talking to people, but I can survive it for short periods. It's not really a big deal.

>> No.10003299

>>10003273
I'm similar, but I get bad headaches and tiredness if I am around people for extended periods

>> No.10003303

>>10003273
I'm not socially awkward at all. I get the most enjoyment from spending my time alone, so I do just that.

>> No.10003309

>>10003299
I get tired too if I'm around people for extended periods of time. I'm usually very happy and cheerful at first and then suddenly, as if a switch was flipped, I feel tired as fuck, my voice becomes even more monotone and I don't want to talk to anyone anymore.

>> No.10003330

``Wow, maybe I'm a nerd after all''
- anonymous, 2012

>> No.10003346

why are you all sageing my thread. :(

>> No.10003350

I finally convinced my parents to let me sell the car. I'm hoping to get at least $1400 for it and I'm planning on purchasing a bike.

>> No.10003358

>>10000835
hug him and thank him
men have feelings too

>> No.10003359

>>10003350
hipster

>> No.10003362

>>10003358
>that feel when people misuse spoilers

>> No.10003367

>>10003346
u got saged cuz ur weak

>> No.10003380

>>10003359
I just feel better having them not pay the expenses when they tell me I'm costing them money, and I've always liked bikes. I'm pretty excited.

>> No.10003392

all of my orgasms are weak and unsatisfying

thats what i get for masturbating at least once a day

>> No.10003394

I went to /cgl/ and it reminded me of how much I hate normalfags. It disgusts me to see how they can be interested in the same things as me, but in such an awful way. I don't want neurotypicals to like the same things that I like.

>> No.10003398

>>10003380
Where do you live? In my city it can be faster to go by bike instead of taking the car. I don't even have a license, I can get anywhere in my city in between 10-30 minutes.

>> No.10003400

>>10003392
You could always take some DPH or try some alternate methods for masturbating. Whatever you're doing, remember to try one at a time.

Edging with an onahole while on DPH is too much.

>> No.10003462

>>10003196
Enjoy your first heroic /del/ve anon.

Enjoy meeting the hatman.

>> No.10003511
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I went to the fridge and saw a soda bottle
I was sad because it was diet coke
but when I drank it it was diet cherry coke and now I'm happy

>> No.10003511,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10001658,1
I feel you /b/ro.

>> No.10003597

>>10001325
I tried everything I could and I cannot get this game to run. I loathe N64 emulation.

>> No.10003605

>>10003511
cute post dude

>> No.10003612

>>10003462
>hatman
Du faq you talking about?

>> No.10003614

>>10003511
I went on /a/ and saw them making fun on /jp/
I was sad because I like /jp/
But then I saw your post and realized there are people as autistic as me
And now I'm happy

>> No.10003619

I don't have any e-friends, they all think I'm gay & retarded.

>> No.10003623

Does anyone else actively dislike the attempts of female posters sucha s "Milk" to ingratiate themselves with us?

Girls who like anime, manga, visual novels, touhou etc. are garbage tier women, yet they still have boyfriends....

>> No.10003626

>>10003623

There are girls who post here. They just don't bring attention to themselves so they look like regular anons.

( Just a guess)

>> No.10003628

>>10003619
Is there any specific reason for that?

>> No.10003629

>>10003623
Girls with boyfriends that aren't me are garbage dude.

>> No.10003631

>>10003623
Don't really care about the girl posters, they post just like everyone else, it's not like we have pure attention whores here unlike the other boards.

What really upsets me is the ones that make a big deal out of it and spam the board with them. I don't know what they're going for, but it's pretty fucking sad. One would think /jp/ would be above petty vendettas

>> No.10003634

>>10003628
Probably because I'm actually gay & retarded.

>> No.10003637

I'm paranoid that I have incurable body odor. The one entry level computer class I'm taking has a girl that sits in front of me. She was constantly looking back, touching her nose, and sniffing her hair with a displeased expression. I literally started sweating and left class in middle of the lecture.

This is the first class I've taken in a few years, and it's taken me a few months of it to get over the paralyzing anxiety of being there.

Hopefully you won't get angry that I'm in education; albiet one class.

>> No.10003639
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Reading “Learning Perl, 6th edition”. Its clean terseness has me liking it more than Python so far.

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>>10003634
it's not all bad being gay and retarded

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>>10003637
Maybe she liked it. I have a girl in my class who sweats a lot and it smells delicious.

You could consider buying one of those roller deodorant sticks that combat sweating. I know a guy who has a major sweat issue and he uses one of those things. I have one of those too, but I rarely use it.

>> No.10003648

>>10003637
Nobody's angry, you just belong elsewhere. There is no degree of being a NEET, and there are no properties of a NEET beyond being unemployed and not in education. /jp/ is not your personal blog for feels, social awkwardness, and body odors; that belongs on /r9k/.

>> No.10003650

>>10001122
It is my dream to work in a small-sized company and teach them to respect and accommodate /jp/ers in their life.
I'm halfway there, I just don't yet have a high enough social score to start really talking about my hobbies openly with the rest of them.

>> No.10003653

>>10003650
P.S. sorry for non-NEET posting in NEET thread.

>> No.10003661

>>10003639
>Liking Perl more than Python
Say that to me on /g/ and see what happens.

Not that Perl isn't a cool language by itself.

>> No.10003668

About to go to sleep now and hoping to wake up in about 12 hours. The days have gotten to short lately. The oranges on the trees are starting to change colors too. Still waiting for the chillier days though.

>> No.10003679

>>10003637
>>10003645
the roller deodorant sticks are real easy to use and they work pretty well.

>> No.10003673

>>10003267
>guys
I don't know about you, but I'm a little girl.

>> No.10003674

>>10003648
This is wrong.

Ignore him, anon.

>> No.10003676

>>10003645
>your class
>the guy that you know

I envy you, but feel guilty doing so.

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>>10003653

>> No.10003682

>>10003676
That guy I know is actually a friend of my mom's, we don't talk often.

>> No.10003687

>>10003661

>>>/g/28874277
Typical Python program.

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>>10003645
You don't use deodorant or you use a different kind?

>> No.10003694

>>10003679
>>10003645

I will follow your advice. I think I'm going to shower and wash my clothes before class too. Now to find the courage to greet a cashier with deodorant in hand.

>> No.10003696

>>10003688
He uses a non{roller which combats sweating} type.

>> No.10003704

>>10003694
Buy something else with it if you can.

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>>10003688
>>10003696
I usually don't use any deodorant or perfume/aftershave. On hot summer days when I wear a t-shirt I do, since that's the only time I sweat.

>>10003694
They won't care. If you feel really insecure, purchase a box of condoms with it.

>> No.10003710

*wwalks into thread*

>> No.10003712

How is solitary confinement and what do you have to do to get put in there?

>> No.10003714

>>10003712

In prison? Murder another in mate
In real life? Try to commit suicide. That puts you in the loony bin

>> No.10003717

>>10003714
do they give you laptop and wifi?

>> No.10003719

>>10003717

In prison,no

In the loony bin, maybe?

>> No.10003721

>>10003714
Any act of violence towards a guard or inmate as far as I know.

>> No.10003722

>>10003712
Very bad. No books or Internet allowed. Rape a child, they'll segregate you from the other inmates because they often kill pedophiles in prison.

>> No.10003723

>>10003717
Only if you're in Norway

>> No.10003741

>>10003639
perl is anything but clean or terse.

>> No.10003744

>>10003741
Perl seems pretty terse for its power. Which languages at its level of abstraction are more terse?

>> No.10003752

>>10000000
What was the GET?

>> No.10003756

>>10003752
this *whips out dick*

>> No.10003767

>>10003629
>>10003631
All /jp/ femanons do is schlick to rape. Milk is a fucking whore.

>> No.10003765

>>10003744
pretty much anything. eg lua or tcl

>> No.10003772

>>10003767
that's okay all /jp/ maleanons do is fap to rape, too

it sounds like everyone will get along just fine

>> No.10003786

>>10003626
>( Just a guess)

aka "btw im a girl"

your whole post is invalidated

>> No.10003826

>>10003756
THIS IS NOT STARCRAFT 2 GENERAL STEVE

>> No.10003839

I'm about to have another psychotic episode. Brace for more rants about ILLUMINATUS time traveling agents.
Come to think of it, maybe the past 4 years of my life have been one single, prolonged psycho episode. I remember ranting about all sorts of weird bullshit back in 2008-2009... aliens manipulating the ionosphere with long range weaponry, unleashing thunderstorms over our cities to disable our defenses and land their troops undetected. Ever since I finished highschool my life has been such a blur. If I could just focus for a second...

>> No.10003859 [DELETED] 

Just an observation after years of putting up with this:

All girls in forums, chat rooms, or image boards follow the same pattern of communication:

She makes it known that she's a girl, subtly or blatantly to begin with.
Namefags with a feminine username.
Constantly references the fact that she's a girl, and complains / boasts about girly things.
Talks about topics that guys are into, like the fact she likes MMOs or nerdy shit.
Starts flamewars about gender.
Turns all conversations into livejournal entries.
Posts revealing pics of herself, usually leaving out her face. Note that the pics are angled so she doesn't look fat.
Find the most annoying asshole guy in the community, and pay for airfare to go fuck him.
The couple now constantly reference their relationship, trolling everyone.
Repeat ad infinitum.

>> No.10003872

>>10003859
what's your point?

>> No.10003878

>>10003839
I sometimes wonder how much of the /pol/ spam is based on schizophrenia.

>> No.10003882

>>10003872
my point is that if you act like an annoying asshole for long enough eventually some girl will pay to fly to your home and fuck you

>> No.10003883

>>10001156
It's just kids being silly. It's an intentional misspelling of seppuku, as I'm sure you know.

>> No.10003884

>>10003872
None, really.

Maybe just the fact that it always happens in the same way, and I get annoyed every time.

>> No.10003897

>>10003859
Well, at least they aren't making babies with criminals and real deal psychopaths.

>> No.10003898

>>10003882
yeah been there done that m9

>> No.10003899

>>>/r9k/

>> No.10003909 [DELETED] 

>>10003884
>I get annoyed every time
>>/a/
>>/v/
>>/b/

>> No.10003918

>>10003909
Nice one dude

>> No.10003919

>>10003909
OK. Time to delete my post since it hasn't gone over well.

>> No.10003921

>>10003919

Too late, I already took a screenshot

>> No.10003928

>>10003921
Why would that matter?

>> No.10003928,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10003919
Why do people think deleting a post makes it disappear? Everything is in the archive.

>> No.10003937

instead of saying fart you should say tootypooty

>> No.10003937,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10003937
I'll give you something to put in your tootypooty.
*whips out duck*

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`'. .'
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/ \_________________/|
/ |
| ;
| _____ /
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| \ ______7 /
\ `-,____7 ,' jgs
^~^~^~^`\ /~^~^~^~^
~^~^~^ `----------------' ~^~^~^
~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

>> No.10003937,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10003937,1
What the fuck, dat aint no duck!


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| "_____)
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\\\ / _.-' : |
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\\\\/ ; : /
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jgs \ / /
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>> No.10003971

It's currently 11PM and at 10AM tomorrow morning I have to prove that I've been applying for jobs this year. I intend to send out a bunch of copy-paste applications tonight, pretend I sent them over the last few months and rework old rejection letters to pretend they came from those companies. I also still have to update my resume with a temp job (basically filling shelves in a supermarket for the end-year rush) I did late last year.

The problem is that I'll have to get a job eventually anyway, as I don't want to keep mooching off of relatives. Considering actually looking for one after this, but I hate LOOKING for a job more than actually having one. Hell, I'd take less pay for not having to look for one, I don't really spend much money anyway.

>> No.10003937,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10003928,1
So people don't reply to it, I guess? It's just courteous, though you always get people who do it because you deleted it. It's a catch-22.

>>10003937,2
Use [m] tags, nigger.

>> No.10003971,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10003937,1
>>10003937,2
I'll show yo niggas waht a REAL duck look like yo.

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>> No.10003980

well, family members are finally getting angry with me for ignoring them and I don't even feel bad

I guess now I can finally be left alone for the most part

>> No.10003985

Does anyone feel like they're losing touch with reality? I've often thought of things like throwing myself out of a speeding car, getting in horrible accidents, or even killing myself because I felt like this was all an illusion to mask some big secret, and that by doing something extreme like that I could find out what that secret is. Things have improved recently when I found out there are things that can actually affect your perception of reality, and this might actually be all in my head.

>> No.10003987
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iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/curiosity-whats-inside-cube/id557549271
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pm22cans.curiosity

>> No.10003992

>>10003985

Psychotic Depression. Try taking it easy

Don't go to a doctor or anything like that.

>> No.10003995

>>10003992

Could also be depersonalization but who knows?

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>>10003980
Must be awful not having a supportive family.

>> No.10004013

>>10003985
Do you ever feel like you might be in a time loop?

>> No.10004017

>>10003987
This launched finally? FUCK YEAH

>> No.10004045

>>10003987
>>10004017
stop it

>> No.10004044

>>10003992
I don't get depressed though, and I take it easy all the time.

>> No.10004054 [DELETED] 

>>10003694
Use an unscented deodorant stick after you shower. It looks like this, you baka. And make sure to shower at least every 48 hours. That's two days, you baka.

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>>10003694
Use an unscented deodorant stick after you shower. It looks like this, you baka. And make sure to shower at least every 48 hours. That's AT LEAST every two days, even better if every day.

>> No.10004088

was just talking to this german girl on skype. Suddenly she comes out with "wanna see my tits?". Immediately removed.

seriously? Why are all women whores these days?

>> No.10004098

>temp posting block
Silly NSJ.

>> No.10004114

>>10004088
Somehow I doubt your story.

>> No.10004117

>>10004060
I don't like the sticks because armpit hair gets stuck to the roller ball and it's disgusting

>> No.10004125

>>10004114
It's not important. But I was just disappointed. She seemed pretty nice and I thought we could get along.

>> No.10004135

>>10004117
Just trim your hair a bit. Deodorant spray kills braincells and doesn't really do anything besides add a scent that lasts for an hour.

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>>10000896
Is that so?

>>10004088
What more do you expect from females?
It's not like they're capable of rational or logical thought.

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>>10004145
>It's not like they're capable of rational or logical thought.

Neither are most males. I know there are some women who are tolerable; it's just proving difficult to come across the right one.

>> No.10004167

>>10004162
ahahahahahha that was quick, Mr. Janitor

>> No.10004182

>>10000896
>>10004145
Hey, you shouldn't be posting those pictures. They aren't yours.

Also here is the origin of "commit sudoku"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I#t=146s

As usual, 4chan is stealing SomethingAwful memes and claiming it as their own

>> No.10004188

>>10004167
You should know by now that meido makes up most of the replies in a typical NEET thread

>> No.10004215
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>>10004182
Is that so?

>> No.10004221

>>10003612
You'll see once you drop that gram of DPH.

>> No.10004259

/jp/ NEET: One who is
(a): Out of high school
(b): Privileged yuuroper (in this case you won't see them much until pass 12:00)
Would be awesome if
(c): military retiree
(d): living off stocks
/jp/ NEET: The pathetic fuckers who are
(a) living off welfare like a nigger
(b) collecting SSI when they really have nothing wrong with them
(c) Out of high school but makes no attempt to better him/herself by going to college.

Tell me if I'm missing something.

>> No.10004294

>>10004259
No, /jp/ truNEET goes to school and fucks bitches at the club while getting high off Adderall

>> No.10004294,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10004259
Average NEET in janitor made NEET general
(a):highschool student
(b):likes to talk about "feels"
(c):greatest desire is to fuck whores
(d):has a minimum wage job
(e):emotional and mental issues
(f):is not really NEET
(g):sucks NSJ cock

>> No.10004303

Today I noticed I have visual snow. I haven't done drugs in like 2 years so I'm not sure what could be the cause. Maybe my retinas are damaged from staring at a computer screen all day?

>> No.10004314

>>10004259
I've always dreamed of living off stocks but I guess you have to have money to make money.

>> No.10004324

>>10004314

I wanted to trade forex but my parents wouldn't give me any money to play around with. I wasn't surprised.

>> No.10004324,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10004294,1
Having emotional and mental issues is the reason most people end up living like this.

>> No.10004387

>>10003639
I thought I was the only one who liked it more than Python. Granted, my experience with it was limited to 3/4 of that book and 5-line scripts, but still.

Python looks like shitty pseudo-code, and it doesn't have any quoting options like perl.

>> No.10004402 [DELETED] 

>>10004314

My point is being a neet isn't something to make a thread and boast about when none of you are options "c" & "d". They're no better than the manchildren on /mlp/.

>> No.10004405

>>10003884
Well, it's probably something-something-bias due to the fact that there could be an amount of women that don't announce their presence, but you wouldn't know about them.

I don't really know, just playing devil's advocate here.

>> No.10004412

>>10004088
are you a german yourself?

>> No.10004429

>>10004402
Rich or not, it's the equivalent of being retired but before you're elderly.
It's either pride or crippling shame, I know which one I'd pick.

>> No.10004436

>>10004412
no but I speak it.

>> No.10004464
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How common is it for a NEET to own a firearm?

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>>10004464
very

>> No.10004477

>>10004464
Depends on if they rob banks or not.

>> No.10004478

>>10004464
common in the last 6 months of life

>> No.10004469

>>10004436
thats pretty geil d00d

>> No.10004473

>>10004464
I wouldn't imagine it's all too uncommon in the US.

Over here? Never. Unless they are in a nigger gang in London.

>> No.10004484

>>10004469
ja ich bin zu kuhl fur Schule

>> No.10004546

>>10004542
That's impossible since new stuff comes out every day.

>> No.10004542

At this rate I'll run out of things to do in roughly 4 years. What am I to do then?

>> No.10004549

>>10004542
whatever you want to do. Why even plan that far ahead. Stop thinking so much and take it easy.

>> No.10004550

I started a usenet trial, but it's boring, tedious, and expensive.

What should I do next?

>> No.10004554

Can you actually live off of autismbux forever?

Surely at some point the government just turns around and says fuck you, like they do with unemployment benefit.

>> No.10004557

>>10004550
want me to pick out your underwear for you too?

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>>10004464
I wouldn't trust myself to not blow my brains out.

>> No.10004564

>>10004554
What I have is this thing about "not being able to work", which is pretty much the same thing as someone who was physically disabled.

I don't think it'll run out.

>> No.10004566 [DELETED] 

>>10004557
i don't know, i expected some sage advice for usenet gurus who would let me in on the big secret of usenet.

i don't see why people think it's so good.

>> No.10004569

>>10004564
Sounds like some kind of 'cheat code to life' pass to someone like me.

Can you actually afford all the things you want?

What really puts me off becoming a real NEET is the fact I wouldn't be able to afford an abode, asides from my parents place. And even on scandi autismbux you can't afford a decent place for yourself.

>> No.10004574

>>10004557
i don't know, i expected some sage advice from usenet gurus who would let me in on the big secret of usenet.

i don't see why people think it's so good. also i have to use this trial for something since i think i'm gonna get scammed when i'll try to cancel.

>> No.10004578

>>10004569
Kind of. Well, I do live in my parents' basement and they charge me a mere $300 a month for it. I always got along with them so it's not as big a problem to me.

Between being rich and living in someone's house without completely leeching off them and being poor just to live alone, I much prefer the former.

>> No.10004576

>>10004569
in the UK at least, it's completely possible. I'm not living badly at all, but my standards are low.

>> No.10004584

>>10004578

I'm not a NEET, but I do live with my parents.

I've never understood the normalfag attitude that if you don't move out by a certain time you're a loser. Certain advanced, smart races like the Japanese live together until very late on in life sometimes, simply because it allows them to pool all their resources together rather than being wasteful and driving up property prices even further.

>> No.10004587

I just got my gwave mode:experience CD today

i hope fb2k's cdripping is as good as EAC

time to take it REAL easy with taishi.

>> No.10004595

>>10004584
I touched that in my post a little. I think it's because most normalfags don't get along with their parents as part of the transition from teenage to young adulthood.

My sister has her own house, health care job at $25/hour, fresh car, and I still have more loose cash than her with my $900/month gubmint money. Moving out without needing to is retarded.

>> No.10004596

>>10004569
If you think being unemployable and having only a few hundred bucks a month of income is a cheatcode then yes.

Autismbux is only really the ticket if you're content with a completely minimalistic lifestyle. As for someone like me who has no interest in owning just about anything other than a new computer every 5 years and good internet it's a godsend. 600 bucks a month is already more money than I know how to spend.

>> No.10004606

>>10004595
>Moving out without needing to is retarded.

Especially if you're renting.

If you have a mortgage, fair enough, since at least you're going to own the house/apartment eventually. But renting is burning money.

>> No.10004614

>>10004584
I imagine it's harder to slut around if you don't have your own place and vehicle.

>> No.10004617

>>10004606
If you stay with your parents you are still renting, though. I don't think anyone would let their child stay for free after age 18.

>> No.10004618

>>10004606
And if you move out into a house all by yourself, well, you get a situation like my sister's: Big job, bigger bills, no time to enjoy the present.

Hey, at least the house is an investment for a few decades later.

>> No.10004620

>>10004606
/jp/ - Mortgage Loans

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>>10004617
Mine do
I only make like $100 a month anyway so it's not like I could pay anything

>> No.10004633

>>10004617
At least the money is going to family though.

Besides, if you're renting from your parents there's a high chance you'll end up with the house in the event that they die.

Also I'm pretty sure most parents let their child stay if they're going to college.

>> No.10004653

Protip: If your (American, undoubtedly) parents decide to give you some "tough love", show how much tougher your love is by beating them up.

>> No.10004650

>>10004617
lol are you kidding?

I'm 24 nearly 25 and my dad or my mother would never ask for money, plus they pay for everything like food, travel into work and so on. Although my wage is fairly small, $2300 per month.

>> No.10004656

>>10004629
>Besides, if you're renting from your parents there's a high chance you'll end up with the house in the event that they die.

That's only really certain if you are an only child.

>> No.10004663

>>10004629
You have no idea how suitable that image is to your post.

>> No.10004670

>>10004656
Unless your parents like playing favorites I'm pretty sure they're not going to give away your home from under you.

>> No.10004676

>>10004670
But that's just the point, if you have siblings it's hardly "your home".

>> No.10004681 [DELETED] 

>>10004650
>>10004650
The hell? That's over double what make each month and I have to pay $600 in rent each month. Plus any gifts I might give. Your parents are being too soft.

>> No.10004686

>>10004650
>>10004650
The hell? That's over double what make each month and I have to pay $300 in rent each month. Plus any gifts I might give. Your parents are being too soft.

>> No.10004709

>>10004595
>My sister has her own house, health care job at $25/hour, fresh car, and I still have more loose cash than her with my $900/month gubmint money.

you should use some of that autismbux to fuq your onee-san.

>> No.10004714

>>10003273
I'm not awkward but I have social anxiety, simply being in the same room as another person is enough to make me angry and impatient.

>> No.10004719

>>10004709
No way Jose
She's all gross and 3D

>> No.10004722

>>10003309
Happens to me just like that, I get headaches as well.

>> No.10004732

>>10004676
If you've been living in it since you were born, it's your home. That doesn't mean it's not other peoples' homes as well, but if those siblings have moved to other places and potentially even bought their own property then it certainly is moreso your home than theirs, especially if they had the option to live at home as well and decided they didn't want to.

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Any other NEETs who used to work in sales here?

>> No.10004742

>>10003462
I've dropped more than that before. Last weekend I dropped 1200mg, then 700 the next day. I was having chest pains the second day, and it really scared me; but I think it was just because I had been doing it too much, and I didn't take enough to become delirious.

>> No.10004752

How do you NEETs manage to live without any job? I was recently fired and now I can't get anything new. How am I supposed to live without any income now?

>> No.10004768

>>10004752
By not spending money ever.

>> No.10004770

>>10004752
By chilling at /v/. Sounds like a good idea, eh?

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Any other truNEETs use zoplicone? I get pretty bad out of whack sleeping schedules sometimes, so I need to take them.

>> No.10004778

>>10004752
You need free money to live without a job. Simple.

>> No.10004778,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10004324,1
Having emotional and mental issues is why most people become weeaboos. That doesn't make ``tfw no gf'' valid /a/, /po/ or /m/ material.

>> No.10004870

if i save up enough money from my work-related exploits to retire, and i live off the interest of my retirement investments, would i still qualify as a NEET?

>> No.10004870,1 [INTERNAL] 

Does anyone know that feel when "feel" is on this page 38 times?

>> No.10005700

>>10004870
It depends how much time you are spending managing your retirement investments.

>> No.10005700,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10004870,1
Feel is a common word so that's not really surprising.

>> No.10006194

4 more years, our neetbucks are safe.

>> No.10006268

It's been a good day. Working on my tulpa and studying moonrunes. Taking it quite easy.

>> No.10006689

I opened the freezer to microwave some food, and found a small frozen yogurt that my mom bought me.
Life is good, /jp/

>> No.10006761

I have an emotional high and i'm feeling unusually positive and happy.

Here is how to start to work on that one skill that you've been neglecting and procrastinating:

You must not think of it as "I have to get better at this skill and just practice everything". You have to break it down into smaller sub-skills that ultimately add up to the overall skill. You probably heard this advice before, but it is true. You will most likely get overwhelmed at the many little nuances you must learn to achieve mediocrity and it is very easy to get discouraged, which is why you must consciously recognize how it all adds up and that you can very easily do simple, non-stressful exercises to progress.

To use my own example, I am learning how to play violin. One problem I have in my music is when I have to use my pinky. I can easily use my pinky if I am slowly putting all my fingers down to support my pinky strength, but if I have to use my pinky by itself or even with one other finger (that isn't the index) then it is very weak and the sound is awful. So what I am doing now is slowly, but firmly, placing my pinky on all the strings one at a time to improve my muscle memory and my strength.

Being able to spot the little things like that will help out your skill development. For me, knowing that a good violin practice session is focusing exclusively on a simple physical exercise that I can visibly see progress and results is highly motivating.

To summarize, it isn't about doing it, it's about knowing what to do. Have knowledge before you engage in an activity.

>> No.10006778

>>10006761
Why aren't you learning to play the piano instead?

>> No.10006836

>>10006778

Because I like the violin sound plus my brother gave up in his first week of violin so he gave me his for free.

>> No.10009204

I went to get donuts today, once earlier and again just a few minutes ago. Both times I got two boston creams and it was the same guy. The second time I went in and told him two boston creams and he started laughing and exclaimed "munchies huh" and I just played along and said yea. Then he asked if I wanted extra cream and I said yes.

Now as I am eating them I realize there's not any more cream than normal, so I really hope he didn't do anything weird to the filling.

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