/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854716
i thought you left? :s

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

Why /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854716
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Worst
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Tripfag
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EVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854723
OMG do u visit DQN (dokyun) too?! :D
i mena ( ˃ ヮ˂)
MITTENS!!! lol ww
haruhi suzumiya in the SECRET area of VIP quality if u pay daddycool enough ;) (that was [ironic] [meta] [FUNNY])
don't think

fEEL!

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute, did the janitor just clean this thread instead of deleting the whole thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854756
I'm pretty confused by that myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854756
He deletes posts made by Fagottron and everyone who replies to him. Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854756
A certain poster and those who replied to him were banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854708
>KO NI CHI FUCKING WA
>KO NI
>KO

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854708
someone actually wrote out this pasta response at some point, ironically or otherwise. how incredibly sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854763
>>8854772
>>8854774
But why not delete this shitty thread?