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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:15:56 2011 No.7423724 [Reply] [Original]

At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Then i talked further with a few people from /jp/...okay several dozen people from /jp/...and i realised that most did have some serious problems.

There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy.

There were people with so deep seated pyschological issues that i cant begin to guess what their problem was. One day they would be perfectly normal. The other they would be a raging homicidal maniac. Another day they would be all giggly and pretending to be a little girl.

And then you know, there were all the fanbois...that would literally SUCK COCK as the fan of something or other. The kind who thought that touhou/miku/baby's first VN/whatever was GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY. And the cock that they suck...oh god THE COCK THAT THEY SUCK...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:17:56 2011 No.7423732 tl;dr

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Wed Jun 1 12:18:56 2011 No.7423733 suigining

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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:18:56 2011 No.7423734

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:22:56 2011 No.7423743 File: 105 KB, 740x740, MadotsukiVomit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7423734 >alice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:26:56 2011 No.7423749 File: 70 KB, 637x524, yumenikki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7423743 >Madotsuki

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:29:56 2011 No.7423754 >>7423749 thats vomitchan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:36:56 2011 No.7423771 >There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy. LIKE OP ^____________________________________^ captcha: sion is a homo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:54:56 2011 No.7423823 >>7423749 What the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:01:56 2011 No.7423834 >>7423724 I think all the insulting/shitposting was all done in irony. So /jp/ is actually really witty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:02:56 2011 No.7423836 welcometo/jp/nowgitout.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:04:56 2011 No.7423841 >>7423734 >BULLSHITE >E Hey, it's not french.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:09:56 2011 No.7423853 Tons of newcomers today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:09:56 2011 No.7423855 >>7423841 No, that's how the Brits pronounce bullshit.

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the princess Wed Jun 1 13:22:56 2011 No.7423885
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>check "/jp/ communities"
>full of people who wish they were the little girl
>one trannie already killed himself, some other ones thinking of committing suicide

/jp/ depressed insecure faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:28:56 2011 No.7423904 >>7423855 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:29:56 2011 No.7423905 >>7423885 Somebody actually killed themselves? Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:33:56 2011 No.7423918 >>7423905 Well of course nobody here committed suicide. Dead people can't post in /jp/.

>>	the princess Wed Jun 1 13:37:56 2011 No.7423931 >>7423918 pretty much. however the moderators of a certain place will get asspained and ban you if you ask about the suicide thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:37:56 2011 No.7423936 File: 655 KB, 670x800, 1300566738526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7423885

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:47:56 2011 No.7423969 >>7423918 they post from gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 15:50:56 2011 No.7424333 bump

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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 15:54:56 2011 No.7424355

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) zunbar@gmail.com

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 15:59:56 2011 No.7424370

>>7423724
Just becuase I can't spell dosen't mean I am autistic or that I am a social outcast. Other than that you know /jp/ very well. When I saw your thread OP I laughed the hardest I have laughed in a long time, on the acount that almost everthing you said about /jp/ is true.
I hope they archive this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:16:17 2011 No.7424412 There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:16:56 2011 No.7424410 you are describing yourself op

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:18:56 2011 No.7424415 There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.??? what you mean

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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:20:56 2011 No.7424419

I bet this is as good a time as any to reveal some info that will change your life.

I have mastered the art of hands free masturbating.

The countless years, the endless hours, all of it has gone into mastering this technique. It's so mindlessly simple I hate myself for not finding it sooner.

What you need:
-Laptop with mouse
-Bed and pillows
-NEW material (like, 30+ images of some new fetish you just found. Something you have yet to use)

First, lay down on your back and become as comfortable as possible. Take a long pillow and lay it next to you lengthwise and set the laptop on it so it's about a foot from your face and at a 45 degree angle. Take your right arm and put it under the pillow with the mouse. You should be flat on your back, pillow under head and your head should be tilted slightly right to the laptop monitor.

Next, start looking at whatever you want. Your right arm with the mouse should be at an angle you are comfortable with. About 5 minuets into a solid erection slowly start to vibrate your hips.

That's it. Shortly after you start to vibrate you will notice slight twitches and pre-cum flowing out uncontrollably. Soon enough you will be breathing hard and your body will start to vibrate harder and harder on it's own until you climax.

It takes practice, but the result is always one of those 30 second long pulsating super loads.

Tips for beginners:
-Be as calm as possible. The room must be quiet and you MUST be able to concentrate.
-Try moving your legs. Start with them straight and after a bit bring the bottom of your feet together.
-If you absolutely cannot do this at first, gently rub the underside of your penis with one finger for 5 seconds every 60 seconds. This will accelerate the possess.

I share this information for one reason, so it can be used. There are some things mankind should know.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:21:56 2011 No.7424424

>>7424355
first off you must be telling the truth, becauseno one would ever attempt somthing like this on another board. All I can tell you is that what I am about to say is truth, so listen and just do what I say.

I think you have a longing for a father that you never had. All humans deserve a love from thier parents; its how it we are ment to be. Studies show that most gay men had 3 things in common and 1 of those three was that they all had "daddy issues" ( I am not going into details, but the info is out there. You probably will find it on Catholicawnsers.com). Men aren't ment to feel sexual feelings for other men, but only acting on those feelings is wrong my friend. Your still relativevly young, so you are having a rough time in this time in yur life just take one step at a time to get your life on track and you'll make it with will power. Please go to the local catholic church and schedugle a meeting with a priest to discuss your issues; if that priest dosen't help go to another one (there are priests who generaly don't know that much about the catholic church and dealing with probablems, they are ussualy really old or in mid 60s, younger priests ages 24 - 42 have been taught much better than thier predasesers.) Tell em' a catholic from online told you to see them and it was the only thing he knew what to recomend in this situation. You can become somthing grea, but its all up to you now.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:27:56 2011 No.7424437 >>7424419 you poor boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:30:56 2011 No.7424448 >>7424419 I almost managed this. I will try again tomorrow. Wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:32:56 2011 No.7424455 >>7424424 0/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:34:56 2011 No.7424460 >>7424455 Forgot your 1.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:39:56 2011 No.7424466 >>7424455 >>7424460 But this is not trolling! This is goddamn true! You shouldn't be mad at how things truly are!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:41:56 2011 No.7424470 >>7424466 Uh-huh, keep trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:42:56 2011 No.7424475 >>7424470 >>7424466 >>7424460 >>7424455 >>7424437 >>7424425 >/jp/ - Summerfag fest / Users trying too hard to fit in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:43:56 2011 No.7424477 File: 29 KB, 244x236, alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell 'em Lincoln!

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