Monster Girl Thread

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Miss Arachne also makes a monster girl thread!

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Forget bugs, I am here to bring you foxes.

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Cat

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I found out "moshi moshi" came into use because supposedly kitsune can't say it. You think foxes don't like phones?

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Fat Gazer butt.

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>>47073888
How do we slow the growing phenomenon of titty foxes? Foxes are supposed to be flatter.

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>>47073907
lots of breeding

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>>47073892
Why can't kitsune say that?

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>>47073892
>You think foxes don't like phones?
They do, they're why Line is so popular.

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>>47073907
Says who?

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>>47073902
Don't just type it: POST IT!

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>>47073892
And people wonder why foxes usually go after gaijin.
The natives have figured out their tricks long ago.

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Foxes were a mistake.

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>>47073918
How would that help? That would just create more titty foxes.

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>>47073955
you breed the small ones more than the big ones and that'll fix the ratios

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>>47073902
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5026155

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Dragon Slave for Sale

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>>47073981
This looks like a scam, those chains aren't nearly heavy enough to keep her locked up.

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>>47073987
It doesn't matter, they aren't asking for much so I'll just buy her and then let her go anyway.

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would you help a rogue Automaton hide in your apartment? she's on the run from the government because they wanna disassemble her and reverse engineer some killing machines that would end humanity, so she has to hide in your bedroom right now, she's not making this story up just to get in bed with you, nuh-uh no sir no way a rogue robot would ever want to be friends with a ningen like you, she's too renegade to beg you to fill her input with your love juices

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>>47073934
What a coincidence, I usually go after foxes.

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>hmmm I could talk about one of these wonderful 200+ monster girls there are in this here encyclopedia......
>nah I'll just post about foxes and nothing else all day again
Why are you guys so lame

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>>47074022
ought to take your own advice on of these days

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>>47074022
I like foxes, Anon. Plus they get a metric ton of art so there's lots of variety.

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>>47073874
o7 to KC's Patreon, they got him...

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>>47074022
>post ugly freakshit with unattractive parts tacked on and other bad qualities
>or post nice foxes with cute fluffy tails that actually look nice
Not a hard choice.

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>>47074037
It was me Barry.

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>>47074032
Foxes are unreasonably good.

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>>47074022
I can stop anytime I want.

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>>47074046
Miss Arachne has much floof and no unattractive parts or bad qualities.

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>>47074059
>>47074073
so true

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>>47074073
I can't stop nor do I want to

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Do you think if the portals opened there would be enough foxes for everyone?

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>>47074105
there was exactly enough, it turns out

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>>47074108
Suspicious

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Reminder that as a human fighter you are intentionally nerfing yourself if you don't being a fairy white mage with you. They take up the same space as a healing potion but have much greater healing potential thanks to all their spells. Their milk even has the same effects as a healing potion, although you have to drink it fresh to get the full effect.

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>>47074137
Plus it's fun to strip fairies and dress them up in frilly clothing.

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>>47074105
Even if there isn't, it doesn't matter. No matter what mamano claims an anon, she'll win him over with her love and affection.

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Remember to thank your local elf for protecting the environment!

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>>47074058
Well played.

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>>47074146
This is true.

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>>47074159
No man can survive being the husband of Cheshire twins

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>>47074146
i take 4x damage from love and affection

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>>47074178
That's why they're married to a hot futa.

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>>47074183
sexing monstergirls against glass

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shes just standing there
MENACINGLY

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If the portals ever actually opened I would still die alone because I'd be turning down every last one of them since there's only one I want, a Lilim. And since there's only a few hundred Lims and they're all already taken I would be dead well before there was one that was single and of age available for me. I wouldn't settle for anything less than the best.

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>>47074137
The best strategy is teaming up with a fresh adventurer loli that levels fast and has high stat growths

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>>47074191
Vampires are very good at this. They even have their own sound effects.

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>>47074191
Gargoyle moment

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>>47074196
A dangerous train of thought. You'd get thrown into a pocket dimension where you remain ageless until the time a lilim gives birth to your future wife.

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>>47074214
In the year 2525, if Anon is still alive...

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>>47074196
You'd fall for the first succubus that smiled at you.

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>>47074229
they're like lims, except they have a personality

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>>47074196
Anon on his way to get MOB'D

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I'd instalose to some bratty smug loli that walked up to me I'm pretty sure

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>>47074229
A lot of monstergirls would have husbands right out of the portals by simply hugging the first guy they liked and refusing to let go.

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>>47073981
I like when the big scary monsters have cute little ribbons tied to them.

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>>47074229
Like I said I won't accept anything less than what I want.

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>>47074242
>are you hitting on me?
>yeah?
>nice
many such cases

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>>47074022
It's /vg/ niggers, they don't like monster girls, they just want to spam le epic mofu meme. It's why they also post furshit.

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>>47073252
>>47073344
>>47073417
>Extremist/Radical Automatons and or AI

Imagine Radical/Extremist Automatons or AI with the tone, feelings and vibes of the Cortana Letters? Radical/Extremist Automatons or AI being like Cortana going through AI Rampancy. Or how about Extremist/Radical Automatons or AI being like Durandal from Marathon?

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>>47074022
And why are you so focused on one setting then?

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>>47074251
>where's the camera?
>what?
>I've seen this before, you're recording this so you can post it on tiktok with some caption like "omg look how creepy this guy is"
>...what?

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>>47074265
Do you want to talk about a cait sith weaving between your legs and rubbing herself all over you?
Because she's not that tall. She could totally do that while you are standing around.

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>>47074270
Nice not-monster girl, retard.

>>47074272
Because nobody wants to post about faggotaids trash like MGQ or EMG

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Just bury yourself into that fluff while feeling up her butt and thighs.

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>>47074288
Not into loose whores

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>>47074291
She's not a centaur though?

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>>47074283
You don't speak for the entire thread, friendo.

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>>47074191
>Staring at fox
>She is just standing there
>Look away
>Hear shuffling noises
>Look back
>Fox is slightly closer
ohno

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>>47074247
I love the mamano cultural touch on wedding dresses.

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It wouldn't matter to me how much a Monster loved me, it wouldn't fix my problems with envy and envying for others for being richer than me, looking better, being smarter and healthier and more powerful and higher on social ladders. They can't fix 1st world problems, they come from a world where they fix medieval problems.

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>>47074297
>slightly closer
>also with slightly less clothing

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>>47074295
She's canonically a complete slut, wouldn't expect /vg/ tourists to know shit though

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>>47074296
Don't you ever tire of devoting your life to us mick? You basically live in this thread like KC lives in your head, there isn't a minute you don't wanna spend dancing for us you fucking jester.

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>>47074303
If only envy, poverty, bad looks, and social inequality weren't invented during the renaissance.

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>>47074296
The past years of you sniveling fucks getting chased back to /vg/ because you kept showing your hand and wanting to force murderfaggotry and cuckoldry trash every single time. You want to post about that trash setting? Stay on /vg/.

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>>47074335
You have issues.

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>>47074303
a little dash of mindbreak can fix that right up

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>>47074301
Oh fuck off you retarded faggot. Why haven't you killed yourself after spamming this board for YEARS? What's next? You gonna spam those dogshit Fire Emblem or NTR titty ninja ones you fucking faggot

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>>47074275
One of many things that would mindfuck monsters when they come over.
>You think I'll WHAT you?
>After we've had kids, even?
>Why would anyone do that, especially without a reason?!
>I don't want half of your stuff, I want your whole heart!

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Gonna be a long night isn't it

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>>47074338
Kill yourself, /vg/ trash. There's evidence going years back as to why you cocksuckers never left /vg/ and cried about us near daily on /v/.

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>>47074349
Probably
Take solace in fox

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>>47074348
daww

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>>47074368
I like the arse up pictures. Not many artists do the right angle.

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>>47074368
How can I take solace in fox, when I cannot touch her? What good is mofu if I cannot bury my face in it?

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>>47074368
Nah i need mino

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>>47074317
>Everyone is the mick
Keep boxing shadows

>>47074335
My guy I can like elements about EMG without hyperfocusing on the unfortunate circumstances of Centar culture, which they're moving away from, or Cathyl, because my life doesn't revolve around fictional characters cheating on each other. MGQ is for sure more at home on /tg/ though.

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>>47074368
Every time I see this thumbnail I think she has giant titties but her left boob is just hair. Wicked, tricksy fockses.

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>>47074242
Then there's that one anon that ends up adopting a bunch of goblins

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>>47074382
Get tricked nerd

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>>47074386
Haha, yeah

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>>47074378
drink some milk

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>>47074391
>westshit mucus goblins

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>>47074400
>mucus goblins
wat

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>>47074410
I guess they don't like green gobbos

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>>47074235
The ratas will remember this and send a loli Dark Mage or Hellhound your way to "play".

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>>47074418
Sounds like a personal problem.

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>>47074380
Get fucked. You faggots have been cancer ever since these threads got booted from /a/. Go back to /c/ or /e/ or whatever shithole has EMG threads now.

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>>47074418
It's the comedy I come here for. I can't tell if it's ironic.

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This is your new boss.

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>>47074439
I don't like slimes

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>>47074439
Oh no, and I thought the last HR manager was bad...

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>>47073981
Why does she look so much like the dragon in the profile pic of the seller?

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>>47074374
I like the little cut in her skirt to make space for her tail.

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>>47074426
How nice of them.
I'll remember to send them an invite to the wedding.

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>>47074348
There really is something kind of funny about monsters just not understanding the concept of divorce and cheating here in our world. I can easily imagine the Baphomets dedicating a branch of magic to ending divorce and cheating as a whole when the portals open.

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>>47074343
Take a deep breath anon. It'll help you relax.

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Would you be adverse to the monster toying with your nipples?

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>>47074491
>give every man a monsterwife
Problem solved

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>>47074491
They just need to get used to the concept.

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>>47074457
it's a dangerous prospect to attend weddings as a guest. you keep drawing aggro from the bridesmaids

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>>47074491
>There really is something kind of funny about monsters just not understanding the concept of divorce and cheating here in our world.
Why wouldn't they? It exists in their world. It's an important part of Merse's backstory.

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>>47074491
They have h*man women (and men, for that matter) in their world, it's should really just be the frequency that boggles their minds. As always, the solution is just to dark matter bomb everything.

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>>47074511
>it's should really just be the frequency that boggles their minds
Exactly. Their world doesn't have kikes spreading degeneracy in order to enable their subversion.

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>>47074491
>>47074511
Reminder that human women after monsterization are statistically more likely to join the extremist faction than natural born monsters because they know first hand what both sides are like.

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>>47074431
Fully capable of liking different monster girl franchises. Have a good one friend and don't let this thread consume you. That's for Sandworms.

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>>47074504
Even in human society weddings are great places to create new couples. Imagine how hard it goes in monster society.

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About Dark Mages and Witches, the most human looking mamano. They are made from human women who delve into magic and start using mamano magic to enhance their magical strength. But what about their children? What happens when one of their daughters doesn't want to learn magic and wants to devote her interests into a different profession?

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>>47074543
>Monster catches the bouquet
>Proceeds to rape that guy she had her eye on to the applause of all watching

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Time for a cleansing.

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>>47074556
If there is a very big crowd, throwing the bouquet might need a lever to get it to the centre of the crowd.

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>>47074499
So long as she's gentle enough.

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>>47074556
i want to see the pre-bouquet struggle where ms wurm and ms ushi demolish a city block

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>>47074558
In a milk bath.

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>>47074567
NIce hat on her.

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>>47074583
Fun fact, the hat is not mandatory for Dark Mages and Witches.

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>>47074592
LIES

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>>47074570
Just wait until an uninvited lilim sneaks in just trying to finally get lucky.

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>>47074599
Deny what you want. Just know that if you cling to it, you might pass over a sexy dark mage because you mistook her for a human, or get tricked by a human since there's plenty of human mages that wear the same style of hat.

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oh nice, now the monster spamming whorecow faggot is back

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>>47074629
Hi, Reetard!

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>>47074629
Good thing spamming is a bannable offense.

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>>47074619
I'm not looking for humans. I'm looking for mamono. Sexy ones. Chitinous ones.

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>>47074439
I don't like this LGBT slime

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>>47074638
>posting monster girls in a monster girl thread
>"REEEEEEE SPAM REPORTS NOW!!!"

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>>47074648
She's a RAINBOW slime, signifying the LORD's promise not to kill mankind.

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>>47074655
Okay, but is she as gay as she looks? I like a happy supervisor.

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>>47074629
Why not post monstergirls from whatever source you approve of rather than reeing every time someone posts a monstergirl from something you don't like?

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>>47074629
Reminder that all Cathylfags are cucks. He's just projecting.

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>>47074648
Rainbow Pop slime is cute though.

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>>47074660
Kill yourself, outsider. How about you go fuck off to your home board instead of shitting up ours with dogshit settings made for limp dick faggots that can't get off unless their waifu is fucking another man?

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Elves are monster girls

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>>47074629
>>47074660
>>47074663
>>47074675
Or, if something that productive isn't an option, post monstergirl images from sources you approve of alongside your reeing about the monstergirls other people post.

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It's honestly sad how this little sperg thinks he can do anything having fits like he does because the only power he has in life is being slightly annoying on 4chan. Unfortunately for him I don't care what he thinks, might post some cute fox girls from some random series he deems verboten later after posting the cute cow.

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>>47074679
Not all Elves, but all Dark Elves are.

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>>47074683
>>47074679
>vtumors
>gacha trash
Sweet, another raid.

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>>47074691

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>>47074638
Also good thing that passive aggressive gloating about breaking the rules makes him more noticeable to the mods.

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>>47074691

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Aw well, guess nobody else wants to post cows since the spergs ruined everything.

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>>47074691

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You know what's scary? A hebi could be stalking you RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't know it
In fact, the time it takes to read this post is enough time for her to steal a shirt or two to huff and masturbate to!

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>>47074691
Hi

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>>47074717
No way she's getting into my cramped room without making a mess.

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>>47074717
I wish...

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>atleast 2 different known spammers attacking at the same time
Totally not organized discord raiding btw

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>>47074728

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>>47074717
No hebi wants to be with a middle age balding fat guy.

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>>47074728
it's anything but organized. some people just wanna pour gasoline when they see a fire

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gravity is desire and one must love the wurm

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Help, the guy at the gun shop sold me a Cursed Rifle

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>>47074728
>>47074735
Some people just want to post monstergirls and don't care if she comes from a gacha or is based on a vtuber avatar or whatever other source that makes retards ree.

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>>47074748
Who cares about MGE trash like Wurms? I'd rather have girls from an actually complete series.

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>>47074753
Then go somewhere else like back to /tg/ and spam about wedding dresses all you like then

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>>47074753
Yeah, we get it /v/ermin. You want to spam absolute cuckold loving trash because you gargle semen on a regular basis. Do it somewhere else, you're not wanted here.

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>>47074757
switch

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>>47074733
>middle age
>fat
Older men, or geezers as some call them, are all the rage on 4mon nowadays.
>balding
Embrace it and shave completely, you might pull it off.

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>>47074733
Sounds like you'd be fun to coil.

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>>47074751
As long as you don't touch it you'll be fine. You could also try to pass it off to some other guy and make it his problem. Don't pass it off to a woman though as there's the possibility that she'll target you but if you know she loves someone else, then you can safely pass it off to her, knowing it'll then be the problem (or more accurately, blessing) of whoever she loves.

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I love how this guy tries to act like he's being perfectly rational, but instantly goes into 2000% meltdown spamming mode when nobody buys the act, every single time without fail.

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>>47074691
stfu miserable fag, that's one of the based ones, up there with Trickywi, Snuffy, Saruei, and Filian

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>>47074785
if he had the tiniest mote of self-awareness he wouldn't behave in such a way to begin in.
one of those self-fulfilling prophecies

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>>47074751
Hand it to the cutest girl you can find. Just convince her to pat it a little.

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>>47074733
>>47074717
>Anon tells Hebi that he's just a middle aged bald fat guy
>UOOOOOOHHHH MIDDLE-AGED MAN EROTIC
>SHINY PACHINKO HEAD, HUGGABLE STOMACH, DEXTROUS FINGERS EROTIC

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>>47074796
>stfu miserable fag, that's one of the based ones
Any vtumor is trash and doesn't belong. Fuck they're not even fucking Japanese apparently since none of the other ones you just listed are. Fuck off to /vt/ where you and those dumb 3DPD belong

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>>47074785
He does the same shit every time. First, it's acting like he's above the guy yelling to fuck off, he'll spam for about thirty or so images with the cow, and then start spamming monster boy shit

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>>47074811
Shame retards like this are becoming more and more common now. I miss when these threads weren't 70% foxes from a series that isn't even Japanese sometimes.

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>>47074806
Those women want my money, I know it!

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>>47074815
those momonika familiars pay you for compensated dating

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>>47074829
Momonika familiars are the kind of Sabbath girls to roll up with Red Hot Chili Pepper shirts, jorts, and tims going "How do you do fellow oniichans?"

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>>47074844
>>47074844
Fuck, that'd work on me.

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>>47074457
>>47074504
>the bridesmaids are her friends so they're all smug little girls too

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Now that I think about it, Sabbaths nowadays must feel real smug when they get to brag that their organization is full of "Alpha females".

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>>47074852
>anon at the bachelorette party(sabbath)
a gig's a gig

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>>47074864
Carlos!

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>>47074723
>pubes
Careful, that's apparently a bannable offense now.

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>>47074926
Are snubes OK? Like on the downstairs area of the sexy medusa?

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>>47074926
I'm sure it was the nips in that case.

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>>47074926
it's more of a 50/50 and usually a warning
hypothetically speaking, of course

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>>47074949
50/50 might as well be bannable. Entirely dependent on how the janny is feeling that day.

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>like 90% of the spam left up even after the guy got b&
Did they just stop using the "nuke every post from this IP" button or something?

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>>47074952
>Guys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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>47074778
>47074783
Come come jannys haven't banned this yet

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would kc ever make m87 or sagittarius a* into mgs?

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>>47074975
It was removed as a cost-cutting measure so they can avoid reducing the janitors' well deserved salaries.

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>>47075054
SMACK

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Is this look so unusual? Every Queen must be willing and able to take up the blade to defend her subjects.

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>>47075134
>faggot emblem
Ew

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>>47073874
Thank you Miss Arachne!

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I want to spank a fat bottomed loli Lich.

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>>47075150
???

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>>47075160
You have to do 10 experiments with her to get 1 spank
It's worth it, trust me

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>Meanwhile on 4mon…

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>read monster story featuring man and monster at odds
>said point to story is either tosses aside almost instantly or everything goes go perfectly for the monster it's like every human in the story is just a doll for the monster that doesn't have independent thought
Why do this? That's not how hate works unless you're completely spineless about it. Hate isn't something you just toss aside cause some lady flashed her tits or some nonsense.

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>>47075226
needless and irrational hate shouldn't be clung to

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>>47075188
SMACK

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>>47075226
I heard Magus is handling it pretty well with his new story, haven't read it yet since I don't want to wait for each new chapter.

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Anon, just trust fox
She promises not to trick you this time(probably)

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>>47075273
If she does I'm going to tie her up and smack her tits.

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Need snek for snegging.

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>>47075248
Not the point though, if you really live hating something or someone it's not just gonna suddenly be tossed away just because ONE representative of the thing you hate starts acting out of character. That's not how that works and if you're gonna write a story like that why even bother?

>>47075253
Nah it's mostly like what I said, most of the paladins outside of the dragon have pretty much instantly folded because the monsters acted like the current MGE versions exactly once after meeting them in person. The latest chapter was completely retarded too, story does every possible thing it can to asspull the paladin not winning against the undead even while they actively talk about killing all the humans "if they have to". Story just seems retarded at this point, makes me wish Magus just gave up already and have the monsters either effortlessly roflstomp the paladins or have them turn traitor and turn their back on all their friends, family and common people in human towns/cities since it's what's gonna happen anyways.

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>>47075218
>he doubts the Leafs
>he doubts the Winterstown Knights
This is their year

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>>47075292
usually i'd stop reading things when i don't like them but i suppose you have a deeper relationship with hate than me

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>>47075312
If I'm going to hate something I want to actually know what I'm hating.

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>>47075292
Really? I thought Magus' story would've been more nuanced than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075188
>1st spank: experimentative, careful
>2nd to 5th spanks: resounding smacks on her big pale undead loli ass
>6th and 7th spanks: slower and more lustful, starts turning into gropes on impact
>spanks replaced by rough gropes for a while
>rough gropes replaced by fingering
>7th to 30th spanks: complimenting doggystyle buttfucking
This exchange rate isn't looking too good, better convince her the spanking IS an experiment.

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>>47075292
Nah, Magus should just turn the ENTIRE story into a MASSIVE Blitzball tournament, a game mamono found out about from Final Fantasy X and immediately fell in love with.
That's what his story needs--a MASSIVE sports manga arc where the hodge podge mamono characters have to skill up hard and fast to beat the Lescatie Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

A being of purest evil with a heart blacker than the night

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine that Undead mamano forces are far more willing to kill than other mamano forces because they fully intend to bring back everyone their forces kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075322
I mean it's not like he isn't trying, but the issue is that the story is SO transparent about what is GOING to happen (all the bad icky humans will get swept under the rug into the forbidden bad zone and all the male protagonists will just have no problem turning turncoat against the people they've known their entire lives) that it's just hard to give a fuck. Every single time the two sides meet it's always just "oh the monster we've known are acting WEIRD and NICE now oops lmao I was almost effortlessly beaten back by the monsters sent to protect the freshly corrupted women or just their fucking mom like the undead hunter was looool". The only time it felt like an actual fight was with the dragon hunter guy like I said but I can already tell he's gonna get stomped so hard during the rematch he might as well have cracked his head open during the first fight and become the dragon's loyal bitchboy without all the fluff that's gonna happen in the future. Again, it's a decent story (written well, does a good job establishing motivations and painting a mental picture of how things are) but the human characters either toss aside their ideals hilariously easily or are changing their mind at the absolute slightest challenge to their prejudiced and all I can think is "this isn't how people fucking work, hate doesn't just get washed off like a dirty window what the fuck"

[Anonymous No.]

Would you give a cu sith ear scritches for $100 dollars?

Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075361
maybe the womenfolk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075361
Nah the ones in the story were acting more like humans about it. No raising, just killing the people hunting them (which feels retarded since in context of the story the Undead sounded fucking horrifying pre-DL so why the fuck are they surprised that humans are scared of them or want to get rid of them on sight???)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075361
it's kind of a hassle and a big time investment to bring back dudes. doesn't seem efficient when they have more practical options like demonsilver
i do wonder how effective a zombie outbreak would be though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075331
A normal housecat? Yeah I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

so wait, there's a monmusu game, we got some nice renders of some girls? I recall we finally got the leech girl and sea witch in color but they aren't goodly rendered from Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075363
Who was it, was it Murlocs that was doing a pretty good story with friction between the men and monsters in the group? Wonder what happened to that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075401
>monmusu
Nobody cares, faggot. I'm not playing shit from that cuckold crabman's dogshit.
>leech
Oh nevermind, you're just a faggot shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075416
I like robots more than bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075361
Imagine after a battle between undead and humans. The lady knights that the undead captured are being lead to a chopping block with a Dullahan next to it carrying her head in one arm and a poleaxe in the other. All of the lady knights are stoically accepting their executions. As the first one is forced to kneel on the block, the axe comes down on her neck, severing it in a single blow. Yet to their surprise, this first woman executed isn't dead, in fact the rest of her body is still moving, instinctively grabing her severed head to put back on after the body is released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075410
Not, not Murloc. His story sucked ass and acts like a complete Twitteroid. I'm talking about an actually good writer like Magus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075427
Now please tell that to the robo wasp outside your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075434
Yeah that sounds like a great way to make any human states that don't mind monsters to go full order really quick. Guess it would be funny for the Lilim that helped conquer the city to start freaking out over how they're damaging the reputation of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075435
No, just looked it up. It was indeed Murlocs' Second Chances story about bandits being captured by monstergirls and really not wanting to play nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075416
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

If I take a dullahan’s head and run a mile away with her, how long will I have to do lewd things before her body catches up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075434
This could be a premise to a good spooky Halloween themed MGE story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075396
The manifestation of primal evil demands scritches

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075455
What about leaving her head in the living room and taking her body away to do lewd things with? She can't see what you're doing, only feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075435
you guys are why we never get new writers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075455
Probably a few days. Some creep is probably raping her body while you have her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075457
Touch Fluffy Tail seems to have stopped making competitions. I'm sad about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075457
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Blade_of_Salvation
it's already a thing for lescatie, though not necessarily wielded by undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075450
Yeah, and like I said the story sucks ass and falls apart at the slightest breeze of critical thinking.
>why are the monsters bothering pretending to be held up if they just instantly win the fight against the MC's bandit party anyways
>why would you bring two guys who you later state to knowing you couldn't trust if your entire operation hinges on being professional, quiet and not causing any waves
>why are the monsters acting completely out of character for MGE when you're basically ripping 90% of the setting except for the parts that make MGE appealing out (monsters won't just fucking kill you and bad endings can kick rocks)
>why is the first line of thought murder for when the red shirt bandits lash out and do everything they can to get away from the monsters that said they'll give them up to some human lord that would likely execute them for being bandits
The only good thing Murloc did was get better writers to make something for his contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075468
The less people organizing retarded LGBT shit on twitter posting here (the same group that show MGE nothing but contempt) the better. Again, I'd take a Magus over a hundred Murlocs any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075427
This

If I'm going for a girl with a hard exoskeleton it's going to be a robot, not a bug

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075523
It's a deep subject.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I touch spider cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075502
cry about it some more retard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075416
IM GETTING THE RAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075532
spider milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075532
If she's single?
You've already been raped and are in her nest.

If she's married?
If it's an accidental touch, probably nothing. If it was lewd or inappropriate, a claw to the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075526
balls deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075502
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075535
I'm not the one crying over a mid-tier writefag's bad story being looked at critically. Murloc's shlock is bootleg Game of Thrones with a faint hint of monster girls while Magus' is an actual monster girl story so I know what I'd rather read any day of the week even if I don't care for the slowburn romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075544
The more you spray the more smug she gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075548
Not a very deep subject for you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075557
After the first writefag story that Murloc organized he linked his Twitter to show off some art he commissioned of the contestants which was nice. But taking a look at his account he was sperging over some retarded US law being mean to LGBT fags and wishing them well like the government was gonna kick their door in. Just retarded shit and I'm glad he hasn't shown up a lot since. No different than if a writerfag here was retweeting homos like Ben Shapiro

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075425
> noone cares of one of THE biggest top tier monster girl series on par with MGE, somehow...
Hilarious, ever considered stand-up some day anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon shit talks mermaid online
>Brags about how she can't get him because he's too far inland
>Mermaid turns out to be batshit crazy
>Mermaid finds his location
>Gets in contact with a ryu and hires her
>She travels through the network of rivers close to his location
>Ryu works her magic
>Floods, floods, floods
>Water surrounds Anon's home
>Mermaid sees Anon and starts taunting him
>Water levels keep rising
>The taunting and smug only gets more and more severe as she gets closer to the house
>Anon can see the crazy in her eyes now
It's only a matter of time.
Don't underestimate the power and determination of marine mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pull on cheshire tail
>It pops off and wraps around your arm like a snake
>it starts slithering towards your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075616
>Mermaid jumps on land
>Begins slithering like a lamia around
>Rapes Anon for being a shithead
>Takes him back to ocean for a proper sea bishop marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075502
>>47075590

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075615
Again, if you want to post about your dogshit cuckold series do it elsewhere. Thankfully nobody else aside from other shitposting faggots like yourself like that tripe here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075638
Alps are trash and the people that like them are fags with bad taste or bad actors that do not belong, this is known.

[Anonymous No.]

When do kikis take vacations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075663
kikis and anubis react poorly to vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075646
at least not as utter, boiling dogshit trash as dormice and humpty eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075663
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075677
Oh fuck no as weird as humpty eggs are I'd rather have those around than deal with /lgbt/ fags that Alps could bring into these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing monsters can do to convince me to NOT blow my head off with a shotgun if the majority of monsters I'd have to live around are fucking Ushi-Oni or Arachne.
>oh but anon don't you want to give the huge, disgusting, giant spiders that will likely move and sound like giant fucking spiders and have hidden gross awful spider faces in their crotch a chance?
FUCK no, are you insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075677
no need to get worked up over slimes
age is fairly immaterial to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075699
he sounds like he fucks spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075663
>vacations?
In Kikish that word is a curse stronger than "perkele." Please cease using it. Also, would you be so kind as to track some mud in or spill a glass of something?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do elves dress like this? I thought they were supposed to be above slutty behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075703
I am being deathly serious anonymous I would rather kill myself than be within 700 square miles of a spider bigger than my hand much less the size of a bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075712
Why are you back to spamming some bargain-bin gacha trash that isn't even a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075715
you keep bringing them up though. you clearly have some fascination with their spindly legs or ample abdomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075719
I am making a point in the event they start showing up and going through post history. If they try getting near me whatever I do to myself is on them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075718
Why do characters from Gacha bother you so much?

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the janny missed some cockroaches, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075726
Because they're soulless, terribly designed trash made only to appeal to brainless and annoying retards like you that insist on spamming them endlessly because your general on /vg/ likely ran out of images like the parasites you are. Not to mention 99% of the ones you fags post aren't even fucking Japanese so why the fuck are you even here to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075708
>Finnish monster girls
Do they like Alan Wake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075729
Happens, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075715
You're never more than 8ft from a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075768
Begone, Azur Lane tranny. You have two boards for your shitty Chinese gacha trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075770
That's not the same, those are at best the size of a quarter and easily killed. Nowhere near the same as a spider the size of a fucking car and able to rip through a ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075729
Don't denigrate roaches like that!
They're good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075781
they're not all that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075791
Doesn't matter if they're the size of a puppy! I'd still rather chop my hands off and bleed to death over having a heart attack cause I left my home one day and there's one just planted on the side of my building.

[Anonymous No.]

Desert cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075808
..stink bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075781
That's really rude. I happen to like women who can rip through ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075833
Well you can enjoy them all you want because I hate underwater girls too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075833
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075844
Gangbang whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075837
This guy is just asking to get raped by a crab, the spiders of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075848
Crabs aren't as bad. They look weird but not as disgusting or horrifying as spiders to me. Still not a fan of the "monster wearing a girl as a hat" genre of monster girl so still gonna have to turn her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075844
wtf i love charybidis now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075726
Armor that covers up the body but still highlights the wearer's figure is my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075871
Then take that faggot and fuck off if you're gonna earnestly reply to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075860
guys who get mindbroken by their wives into loving monster parts often say things like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075865
a curvy body and swirly eyes do wonders

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075844
I'd get caught in a whirlpool by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075726
She has some crazy long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075884
>Local man hasn't touched his own dick in years after being CLAWED, wife states
>"I thought she'd be hard an uncomfortable but it's great greag, I always smell like lilacs and sea salts and she gives the best handjobs."
>This story brought to you Sea Bishop news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075884
Unfortunately for her that won't be me. I want nothing to do with an unwieldy and frankly gross looking monster woman that just looks like a Crab or something trying to pull an Anglerfish and draw prey in to eat. I'd much rather settle with a monster that has monster parts but with an actual ratio of monster to woman that I can actually work with like a Griffon, Mantis or something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075884
Arachnes slowly introducing to the rest of their body so that you aren't scared by them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075917
she's nice and all but i can't envision a future where i make it past the hebi defense force without getting married

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075912
What a horrible thing to say. You've made the giant crab girl cry. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075632
>Watching Alien with Cheshire wife
>Get to the scene with the alien coming out of the dudes chest
>Cheshy thinks its funny as hell to have her detached tail give me a jump scare right as the creature emerges
That's a sodomizing for her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>Put "Humans Only" sign on my business after monsters invade
>Get almost nothing but monsters using magic/potions to make themselves look human or lazy monsters slapping a baseball cap and shades on acting like they're human
>Every time you try and call them out on it they just look confused before laughing it off and going back to talking about how stupid(ly sexy) the exact same species they happen to be are

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075930
I mean I certainly wouldn't feel great that I made her cry but I'm not backing down from this, I'm sure she'd be able to find another guy that would love her despite her more intimidating looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075943
I now want a picture of the most obvious fox with the biggest ears and fluffiest tail wearing those glasses with a fake nose on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075923
>>>/vg/
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075957
I was making more of a callback to Manny The Manticore in my head while making the green. Either that or just have an Automaton trying to blend in as a regular human girl like Mechazawa.
>only one boy in the whole school can tell she's not human at all
>lures him to the roof to confess since her Mother Unit told her that's when you know you've found your Output.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to wave at the sea slimes and flow kelps whenever you're out at the beach.
Its always good to be neighborly, although they may nab you if you get too close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076068
>remember to wave at the sea slimes and flow kelps whenever you're out at the beach.
You can't make me be nice to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076083
No

But they can

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075363
I don't know why the fuck you'd look at anything remotely related to MGE, whether you're reading the official print works or peoples own creative writings and fanfictions about it, when it's a series about humans losing because they suck (a fact grounded in reality even), and then be surprised when humans are losing because they fucking suck in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076087
They can't either! I'll throw trash in the ocean and laugh as a Sea Bishop cries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075920
She's just stuck, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076094
When you spend nearly 10 chapters acting like there's actual tension only for it to fizzle in the lamest way possible your story is lame. MGE's official source material brushes over the invasion aspect because KC knows nobody really cares about that and wants to get to the monsters being slutty with their hubby. If you're gonna write a story in that setting that tries to actually make the stakes seem high and only manage to make it completely lame and the humans seem like two dimensional characters that only exist to be losers from day 1 then what's the point? Why not just skip all of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076106
>Why not just skip all of that?
Why don't you? Just go read something you actually do like instead of bitch and moan about something you don't stupid bitch? Nobody is forcing you to read it at gunpoint. Just go write your own fucking shitty Orderslop about le knights epicly murdering monster girls if you want it so bad you fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076068
kelps are good
good wives and good snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076130
>completely twisting my point because you can't handle a story being critiqued.
No, I don't think I will. I read the story to it's current finished state to actually know what's going on in it and articulate my points better. Again, the story is meant to be a slow burn romance between the Paladins and the specific monsters they go with and that's fine. The issue is taking people who have EVERY reason to deeply hate monsters to their very core and distrust them in every capacity and completely throwing that away because of what, ONE single instance of them acting out of characters? If this is a slow burn romance what's the slow burn meant to be? At this point every single Paladin aside from the Dragonslayer one is one more meeting away from kissing the monster they're tracking on the lips which sure it's better than grimdark murder miseryporn but again, this isn't how anyone acts aside from a completely spineless person wanting to act completely in their own interests. Anyone with real, actual hate isn't just gonna forgo it near instantly because that's not how people work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076133
The original plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076147
blah blah blah that's a lot of words
fuck off back to where you belong grimtard >>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076156
>Comes to the defense of a slow burn romance story
>Can't read
honestly pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>47073887
>Forget bugs
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a simple man
I like cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076106
For what it's worth, I understand completely. I still enjoy the stories, but this right here is a huge pet peeve of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076168
Even cute cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076174
Like the story is objectively very good and I like little bits here and there like the Dragon slowly becoming attached to the people she was tasked with watching over but it's just whenever the Paladins and Monsters clash it feels completely pointless and the fact that obviously they're gonna eventually turn against the people they once knew kind of bothers me. It always has when it comes to MGE but I try to ignore the implications of any possible mental stress or feelings of betrayal when it comes to seeing a friend go pal around with the monsters this early into the new DL. Like obviously the point of MGE is monsters sweeping you off your feet, getting rid off all your problems and giving you a new life free of stress where you can enjoy life with a woman who loves you from the bottom of your heart but with how monster society and behavior is depicted in the story it makes me think "would anyone have an actual choice in this world?" which obviously is the case in MGE proper but I dunno, the way this story does things makes me feel a bit uneasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076160
Fuck off with this cuckshit.

[Anonymous No.]

cuddle check

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076185
Obviously not, only aislop-generated and soulless gachatrash cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076068
You shouldn't do this if there's rumored to be a kraken nearby. They've been known to play wingwoman and fling the less mobile sea monsters at single men standing near the shore. If you look too friendly, you may end up getting an express delivery wife sent via air mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076130
>nooo my story got critiqued
>better have a meltdown about it!
I think you fuck off to twitter or whereever it is that retarded writecucks like you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076228
Hi, Murloc. Falseflagging because you got called a faggot now? Or are you just the same anon replying to himself to poison the well of polite criticism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076219
>Be polite to monsters
>raped
>Be mean to monsters
>raped
>Just try to ignore monsters and live my own life
>molested and then raped
I hate monsters! I'm making my own place where they can't enter!

[Anonymous No.]

>hurr i will now pretend like you're some other namefag so I can divert attention from my own mental breakdown
Mmm, no, I don't I will help you with that. Go bost some gachatrash or whatever is you really want to falseflag.
Thanks for confirming that you actually are trying to defend your own story, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076185
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, it's the same guy samefagging that got mad I criticized the relationships in Magus' story to poison the well. Anyways, I wonder if Magus is gonna include any of the new girls in his story. Hopefully they feel a bit less ominous than how he's written girls like the Undead ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076147
You put into words on my thoughts over your several posts. It's what annoyed me the most with magus's work and the reason why I love his cream story while I also feeling angry when I read the paladins one or even the nightclub one. I still read because it's well written but it drives me nuts to see how the MCs can be such spineless fags sometimes. In the end, I'm just a reader, I still can't write to save my life so complaining is unwelcomed but I feel you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076168
Me too, wish I could make more

[Anonymous No.]

>pic with regura's cuckbugs isn't deleted
Oh, okay so I guess monmusu is okay to post too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076281
I won't pretend like I know Magus' story better than him or demand he write what I want, at the end of the day it's his story to write and he should write it how he wants. It's just all part of a pet peeve I have when it comes to stories where the guy has a hardline stance or opinions where he shouldn't just toss them aside at such a casual notice but does. It seems to be part of a problem Magus can have in certain stories, either the man will completely change his entire worldview and personality at the drop of a hat (if he isn't outright forced to do so) to the point where it feels like the guys in those stories feel more like toys than actual characters OR they're such insufferable babies when the monster is just being nice to them that it's a chore to read like the Magi one.

I dunno, maybe I'm just a bitter fuck and can't imagine someone shrugging their bitterness off that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076328
I have the same pet peeve
>I dunno, maybe I'm just a bitter fuck and can't imagine someone shrugging their bitterness off that easily.
And I came to that conclusion 6 months ago. Now I shut my mouth and close the thread when I'm about to say something too negative unless I really can't keep it inside. We are not the majority, it's ok, life is life.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell her about your secret stash of cheese

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076394
she stole the BIG CHEESE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076394
You mean... the fridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075884
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075493
Mamono can kill in self defense or defense of loved ones. They just never needed to do so in canon cause KC doesn't care about shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076328
It's why I don't read MGE fanfics anymore. I read the greetext posted on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076497
There's a difference between "psycho trying to kill me and/or my husband and there is no other option" and "two scared men doing whatever they can to escape with their lives from their point of view"

[Anonymous No.]

To the anon who rees all the time about monstergirl content he doesn't like, I gotta ask, who died and made you police of this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

hebi hebi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075884
>This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076599
being unable to understand general consensus is a sign of autism
being delusionally adamand that your point of view is popular despite evidence of the opposite is a sign of narcissism
either way get out of /jp/ and stay out

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076656
Who said anything about general consensus or popularity of something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076394
>Diamond suit
Why does she have some sort of cheese fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076636
Shirohebi... one of the few mamono I'd let vore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076720
Why? The designated vore mamano is the Sandworm and even then, she doesn't carry any of the dangers of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>sounds like someone wants to be raped again
>see, all i know is ball, and good...
>and rape...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076722
I want the danger, so it's a demonstration of trust and affection. I love and trust her so much that I know she wouldn't actually keep me inside long enough to be digested. And even if she did, I'd be happy knowing I became one with such a lovely girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076732
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no way a Shirohebi's human mouth is swallowing you whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076739
Shrinking magic exists in MGE. She just needs to shrink me down to the point she can swallow me whole.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076688
The only person in this thread to use "reetard" or "anon who rees" as another name for "people i don't like" is the person who doesn't understand what this thread is about and thinks everyone agrees with him on the fact that he knows what the thread is about despite being a newcomer compared to everyone else

stop being stupid and lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076750
>thinks everyone agrees with him on the fact that he knows what the thread is about
If that was true, then I'd be trying to shout down everyone who posts monstergirls that I dislike like you constantly do instead of just enjoying the monstergirls that get posted regardless of the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076313
Always was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076767
someone literally rees everytime someone post crab, retard

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>>47076251

[Anonymous No.]

Glad Janitors decided to do absolutely nothing about the shitposters it seems. Really earning that wage of yours.

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>>47076782
And they're in the wrong as well. Regardless, there's a lot less reeing from that anon then the anon that rees everytime a monstergirl from a gacha or monstergirl art based on a vtuber avatar gets posted.

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I simply wish to huff hellhound chest fluff enough to the point I pass out from filling my lungs with monster scent/pheromones instead of air

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>>47076789
I could post a phrase about mods that was used all across the 4chinz in the past, but that would earn me a ban nowadays.

>>47076796
I made this post.

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>>47076599
>>47076767
>>47076792
Really proving your case about not being the butthurt one when you bring this shit up out of nowhere and continue complaining.

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>>47076750
Here's a reminder that the "ree" shitposter insisted there was literally only one "reetard" pushing back against outsiders one of those times jannies were nowhere to be seen for weeks, despite how little sense it made.

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>>47076789
>>>/global/rules/8

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>>47076789
Has it ever occured to you that people post monstergirl art from a gacha or is based on a vtuber avatar, or certain aspects of Monstergirl Encyclopedia because they like that content rather than because they are trying to sabotage the thread?
>>47076789
>>47076803
It's not out of nowhere when the posts are made after the thread got filled with someone spewing posts absent of monstergirls that are complaining about the monstergirls being posted.
>>47076825
Who is claiming that it's only one?

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Has it ever occured to you that you're a stupid faggot?

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>>47076837
>because they like that content rather than because they are trying to sabotage the thread?
No, because every single fucking time retards like you show up dogshit that doesn't belong follows right after. For fucks sake you dumb cunts spammed gacha trash and EMG's whore cow and it took less than an hour before you went right into smugly acting like janitors wouldn't do shit about it and posting monsterboy porn. Nobody is gonna believe your shit anymore you lying faggot.

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>>47076837
>Who is claiming that it's only one?
>>/jp/thread/40518261#p40557482
I'm sure there were other instances, but I don't feel like wading through more autistic bullshit in the archive to find them.

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>>47076867
If you follow the reply chain you find one of those fags who post the fox sisters from azur lane acting smug about endlessly keeping their thread going too. Almost like these people were always cancer.

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>>47076905
Fuck off

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>>47076863
>smugly acting like janitors wouldn't do shit about it
And YOU are a whiny wannabe janny who's seemingly stuck at 2017-2021. You honestly still believe that Fire Emblem boy poster is still here and the /tg/ threads are still active. Ffs let it go already.

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>>47076916
Canadian Greenworms are weird.

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>>47076912
OKAY WHAT MAMONO CONTENT CAN WE POST WITH OUT HURTING YOUR FEELINGS ASSHOLE!? AND NO, IM NOT THE SE ANON YOU'RE CONSTANTLY ARGUING WITH BUT EVERYONE'S BEEN POSTING OTHER MAMONO FROM DIFFERENT MEDIA AND IP SINCE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU ARE!? THIS SHITS GETTING ANNOYING!

[Anonymous No.]

Men want only one thing...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think monster girls would love me if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076905
Tails are love, tails are life.

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>>47076931
Something like this
>>47074778
>>47074783

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>>47076955
And what's in these two deleted posts.

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>>47076932
That's a big tiger. And don't say "for you." There are no portals, there is no happiness, that tiger is not for me.

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>>47076959
For me.

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>>47076918
Kill yourself, outsider.

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>>47076931
Actually posting content would be a good place to start instead of whatever garbage you outsiders found on reddit or /vg/ or whatever shithole you fags crawled out of.

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>>47076969
You have no real power, dipshit.

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>>47076978
>It's not monstergirl content because I say it isn't

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>>47076837
Holy shit WHFtard can you finally fuck off? You spent years latched onto this thread like a parasite, your shitpost threads were immediately rejected, same with any other shit you are trying to push. If you participate in a community you are supposed to at least try and fit in, but you are on some giga autistic crusade to- I don't know, prove that we're not a community and you can post whatever trash you want?

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>>47076984
Dogshit plebbit/twitterbait screencaps of 4chan posts aren't content. Posting actual monster girls is.

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>>47076837
>>47076918
>>47076982
You're such a badass sticking it to those 15, maybe 20 people online for having the audacity to disagree with you, it's worth the dozens if not hundreds of hours you've put into it to make their days slightly worse.

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>>47076982
Neither do you, subhuman. Now take your cuckold loving nigger fetish having ass back to /tg/ where you belong.

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>>47076931
So fun fact, after being here for 12+ years I can say the best part about these threads now is literally everything that is considered a cardinal sin happens to also be present in MGE (spoiler alert, people here know fuck all about the lore). The few regulars that still frequent this place used to bitch constantly about why writefags/greentexts and all the content creators left. A very vocal minority basically kept adding to a list of things that are considered unacceptable and now that list covers literally everything, turns out when literally nothing is permissible creators will find other mediums to express their creativity, whoda thunk. Anyway anon I'd give up on actually contributing to this place, I literally just come here to snag images once in a while and that's it, too much autism to deal with otherwise.

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>>47076978
Didn't answer the question. What content DO YOU approve? Because different people HAVE posted content and monster girls that're genuinely not gacha and were from different games, media and IP featuring mamono or are other artist' OCs. But it isn't enough or pure for you and you still screech at it for being "not thread related." I swear to God your rules and principles are inconsistent and not clear. You yourself do not post content and simply repeat "kill yourself" and "fuck off" like a broken record, you wannabe mod, you petty little tyrant, you Karen, you nincompoop, you asshole!

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>>47076994
>He thinks he's arguing with the same person
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

OP should've used a Chesh image to indicate what's going on in this thread.

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>>47077006
Seethe about it, outsider faggot. If you want to post dogshit either don't get mad you get made fun of or fuck off back to /vg/ or /trash/. I don't care where you came from.

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>>47077005
Get fucked, Bullock. The only shit you contributed was cancer for faggots that thought Bob was a good author and you still post like some cunt from Tumblr when someone calls you the faggot that you are. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

My secret is to just ignore it. Less stressful.

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>>47076999
Never claimed I had any while you on the other hand aren't making things any better but go ahead and keep being an impotent little shit stuck at a 2017-2021 time warp

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>>47077014
Says the 'everybody who disagrees with me is the same person' fag.

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>>47077038
Kill yourself. Everything was better without you gacha trannies around. Maybe if you subhuman /vg/ niggers stayed in your stinking hole we wouldn't have faggots like the Mick around.

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>>47077030
Is it hard for them to make these cakes? Maybe it's a delivery from the bakery.

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>>47077058
I assume deliveries are made. Being a deliveryman in the monster girl world is not that different from being a porter in Death Stranding.

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>>47077025
>>47077029
>>47077051
>>47077050
Why don't you post monstergirls like the people who are sick of your shouting are doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>wasting image slots by posting duplicate images
>complains about gatekeeping
Yep, it's potato time.

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>>47077088
What duplicate images?

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>>47077065
Delivering pizza to Yetis should be a well paid job.

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>>47077030
>alraune takes root in your yard
>just ignore she'll leave eventually
>more alraunes show up
>dryad tree starts growing in your back yard
>bee girls keep loitering around your property
>you can't use your back door because a man-eater is guarding it
>wood elf buys the house next door
>a gnome keeps knocking on your door asking if you'd be interested in becoming an elementalist
>you think fairies have gotten into your attic

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>>47077121
There goes the neighborhood...

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>>47077088
>Hahaha he posted duplicate images
So not only are you a petulant little tyrant wannabe janny. You must have low graded vision and need goddamn glasses!
>>47077094
These are different images.
>>47076837
>>47077078
One is a slime dressed as Jill Valentine in her casual wear, the other is same slime in Jill's police uniform.

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>>47077121
You could also start a fire, ahah imagine it would burn big and bright. I love setting thing on fire so much, it's unreal

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>>47077078
Why don't you get a new argument instead of the same 3 you've been recycling for the entire time you've been shitposting here?

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>>47077143
Would still eat those.

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>>47077088
That's the /tg/ tripfag, not mick. Know your thread pests.

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>>47077149
Maybe I'd stop telling you to post monstergirls if you posted monstergirls.

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>>47077164
Fr*g?

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>>47077166
I remember this image from all the way back in the /a/ days

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>>47077029
Literally who?

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>>47077121
Well at least there's no Mandragora screaming or Matangos and Myconids and Kesaran Pasaran spores...

[Anonymous No.]

>all it took was one obvious baitposter to burn down the entire thread
I'd be lying if I said I was surprised.

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>>47077280
Myconids are cute though they’re little shroom girls who shake the maracas and make them go chik-chiki-boom

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077343
YES SIR I'M MYCONID PETE

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>>47077338
I think that kot(?) got the wrong door. The rape club is two blocks down.

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>>47077338
It's not like there's much reason to view these threads as anything other than a shitposting toilet, with how lax rule enforcement is.

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>>47077349
She's looking for a rapist to help her sister

[Anonymous No.]

Even when I have nothing, I have Holstaur. Even when nobody is waiting for me, Holstaur is there for me. Even when I'm all alone and nobody visits, Holstaur still comes to me. Even when nobody treats me nicely, Holstaur loves me. Thanks Holstaur, you're the best! I love you too!

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>>47077597
Maybe she's the one sabotaging and taking everything from you so that you can only depend on her. Maybe she's even more yan than the average Hebi. Ever thought about that?

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>>47077607
This, we can't have a happy ending or a healthy relationship, it's always a trap, nothing has changed.

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>>47077029
I can guarantee you with the utmost certainty that I had nothing to do with whatever post you’re replying to. At least half the time I’m not even really paying attention to this thread in the first place.

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>>47077038
>human ears
STAHP IT

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>>47077657
Problem?

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>>47077668
Not a real kot

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>>47075924
>i can't envision a future where i make it past the hebi defense force without getting married
It's like that clip from some nature documentary where a lizard runs through some pit on the ground and escapes a huge swarm of snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>signs of corruption kicking in

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>>47077857
The RULES OF NATURE iguana but it’s just Anon doing the monster mash and dodging horny Hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>Huh!? Ehhh?

[Anonymous No.]

Back to off-topic shit again I see.

[Anonymous No.]

The reverence of dragons is a direct inverse correlation to the abundance of dragons.

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>>47077891
>Beginner quest is taking out dragons out of the basement instead of rats.

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>>47077899
>Go on, git! Get a job you bum!

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>>47077802
Book sex

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>>47077857
This made me want to go rewatch the version of that with Darude Sandstorm dubbed over it but I can't find it because of how godawful youtube's search algorithm has become.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bum
>Fanny
>Bollocks
>Arse
>Pants
>Shag
>Minge
> Clunge

[Anonymous No.]

the snake friendly architecture of a ryu shrine ensures that human visitors will be slowed and impeded while quickly being surrounded by hebi

[Anonymous No.]

Out of the way Hebi. I am here for the Ryu.

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>>47075363
>SO transparent about what is GOING to happen (
Sounds like he's stuck kowtowing to thread demands too much to write what he wants.

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>>47078002
Bollocks is testicles you absolute nob slobberer.

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>>47078097
Hatter is definitely interested in those.

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>>47078106
If she wants them, she has to fight for them.

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>>47075884
Worry not noble knight, I shall sacrifice myself so that you can escape with your virg- I mean life

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>>47078170
why are you in my bathplace dragon?

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>>47075791
>pic
reminds of the scorn parasite

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>>47078182
Someone has to wash your back.

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>>47078182
It's clearly an onsen, you entered the mixt one

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>>47078106
I challenge her to a caber toss then because my stones are off limits to plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077891
>>47077899
?

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>>47076729
Tonight..........Me?

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>>47078272
fungi are more closely related to animals than they are to plants

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>>47078272
Not a problem for her cause mushrooms are not plants.

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>A plant?
>I am no plant
>The only plant here is me planting my ass on your face

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>>47078337
Fungi are delicious, I love hunting mushrooms in the wood, taking magic shrooms was great (unlocked bad dream and schizo tendency, can't recommend but I will keep doing it) BUT I have no interest in mushroom mamonos.

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>>47078362
they make terrible maids (and that's ok)

[Anonymous No.]

Anons. A question. Would you rather live in the tropics with a Hellhound or the high mountains with a Tsurara-Onna?

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>>47078396
tsurara if she got nice legs

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>>47078396
Hellhounds are shit

[Anonymous No.]

No other kingdom can compete with the mushroom kingdom.
Not plants, nor animals, nor protists or prokaryotes.
Make room for shroom.

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>>47078366
>A plant? Please.
>The queen wouldn't need to order me to be here if it meant I got a new seat.

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>>47078409
the aggressive kuu-ing of a myconid speaks to me

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>>47078396
I like Hellhounds, but I couldn't stand living in a place hotter and more humid than here, so it's the mountains for me by default.
>>47078409
But can the queen make lotsa spaghetti?

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>>47078396
I like the cold more, so I guess Hellwan can be my bedwarmer.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47078396
Euh, joker please?

[Anonymous No.]

I think they should build a giant rape laser and fire it at the order holy cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078459
why is ms wasp such a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078506
Raping with a laser is so impersonal. They should go do it the old fashioned way.

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>>47078506
That's your solution to every problem, Miss grem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078519
the eros knife is ideal for those close quarters engagements

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>>47078450
Dead fox best fox.

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>>47078581
Same goes for elves.

[Anonymous No.]

I will give a proper burial to the Dragon lady I found dead of old age in the lair at the mountain I live near the base of.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The gigawan...

[Anonymous No.]

Edgy bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078396
Tsurara, the ice monsters are incredibly sexy and the mountains sound nice.

>>47078425
Case in point

[Anonymous No.]

Cows weren't meant for office work

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>>47078337
>>47078353
Fuck you got me there. I surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076443
>>47075884
crab size is highly variable.

[Anonymous No.]

Big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

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>>47078769
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077993
>No i did not put anything weird in them
>this time
Bro has been bamboozled before

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077993
You don't have 193 pics of hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079180
i wish i had 193+ pics of hebi...

[Anonymous No.]

>be adventurer
>take easy job to clear out goblin cave
>fuck it up
>Get caught and made into breeding slave
>seems alright
>but every time they fuck you you can see your body changing every so slightly
>your dick getting bigger and bigger
>if you don't escape soon you'll be trapped with a dick only a monster girl could fuck.

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>>47078396
I choose the path of Gandalf. Balrog, in the mountains of fire and smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078402
Tsuraras and Ice Queens have great legs. And great everything else too.

While Yuki-Onnas might be the classic, those other two are peak "cool beauty", literally.

[Anonymous No.]

Wyvern-chan is so happy! She finally graduated advanced flight school in Dragon University! Now she's going to use her flight skills to abduct you anon! Hope you like being a nest mate and dedicated Wyvern pussy licker for the rest of your life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079276
A dragoon, if you please.

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>>47079276
You can't just kidnap someone against their will, it's not right! Think of all the terror it would bring them!

[Anonymous No.]

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>>47079330
I'd fuck reaper horse pussy. A real new way to imagine the horseman of the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079276
She can't abduct me if I stay indoors
I will never leave my house and will be kidnap-free

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079263
I hope you're up to beat up some primordial worms with your wife whenever they get too aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079258
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was too big 'for girl fuck it.
And he said, feeling bold with the Chief God trolled:
"What slithers, flies, crawls , I will fuck it."

[Anonymous No.]

>enter the hag cave to check the level
>gate shuts behind you
>stealth section music starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>47074389
Tricky foxes not so smug after I pull my hole-switcheroo trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079385
Hell yeah I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47076815
>inb4 they take him to the mamono equivelent of epstein's island

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079494
Foxes are so transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47078626
Gonna need a really big water bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

tomboy chesh best chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079672
There are better touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079754
>she always pesters you about not having a girlfriend, but any time you try to get close to a woman, she pulls some Wonderland shit
>she never lets you beat her in any type of competition
>sports, video games, even debates
>she’ll keep taunting you until you eventually give in to pinning her out of anger
>all according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no mommy wife succ gf
This plane of existence stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079848
That's mean, I would prefer if she had a kind heart too but hate fuck is cool too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079330
This Nightmare looks confident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079330
That Nightmare looks confident. Or maybe she's a Centaur that uses a scythe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079848
>>she never lets you beat her in any type of competition
>>sports, video games, even debates
>>she’ll keep taunting you until you eventually give in
what if Anon is of the depressive sort and starts softly crying while agreening that he's worthless and doesn't deserve anything in life and should just stop wasting air already? What would the chesh tomboy do then?

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>>47080005
>Anon starts crying from the Cheshire’s taunts
>She starts backpedaling and tries to cheer him up
>Anon tells her that she doesn’t need to lie to make him feel better
>She pulls him close and hugs him
>While Anon silently sobs to himself, she stays silent and just gently rubs his back
>For the first time since they’ve known each other, the Cheshire wasn’t smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080005
Oh you wanna be miserable? She's grossed out by your pathetic form and finds someone with a spine I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080048
This is the most likely and preferable outcome
>>47080040
This is for faggots like the fr*g

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080040
This is the most likely and preferable outcome
>>47080048
This is for faggots like the *r*shman

[Anonymous No.]

>>47079494
Epic sex prank on my grandma

[Anonymous No.]

>>47074556
>Turns into an aerial battle between dragons, griffins, and harpies
>Slips through their grasp and falls into the lap of a simple mob succubus like last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080066
>>47080085
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080098
>Lim begins crafting a spell to give herself a facectomy

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the flying saucers. If they catch you in their beams of light, you'll be taken into the saucer and forced to probe the pilots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075933
I think sometimes about how most of my favourite movies would shock the average monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080048
But KC said my mamano wife won't care about any of my physical or mental qualities and will just love me unconditionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080128
I want to abducted by mamano aliens along with a random single monster in order to show the aliens how Earthlings mate

[Anonymous No.]

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>>47080192
I know, but that fag was looking to be miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080089
This is peak lolibaba performance btw

[Anonymous No.]

>When you think your mistress needs to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080291
Imagine getting caught by a monster and she completely controls your life to the point she even decides what you eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080325
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080236
Ignore him you're based

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080325
that sounds nice. i don't want to have to think about anything anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080346
>come home everyday from work to nesting foxwife
>delicious homemade meals and kept up home
>cuddling with soft mofu every night, slowly seeing her belly swell with pregnancy
>eventually don't even have to work anymore as you incubize and monsters take over society and make it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080423
Grotesque proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't all the misery faggots in this thread just kill themselves already and stop shitting everything up with there faggotry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080431
She looks proportionate to her height. Are you a lolifag or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080431
He'll be the one laughing when anon wants upsies and you have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080089
Lolibabas is the only things that makes grandsons gaping their grandmas on tournaments acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080441
Nigga she is double his size while having her head size the same as his. Noodle arms with big ass hands. Hips almost as wide as her torso is tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080433
Too weak to even off themselves. Too bad, they'd make fun whisp projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080441
she got a pinhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47075364
I'd take the 100 and scratch her ears. Then kiss her!

But then I'd want her to deepthroat my cock. Muzzle blowjob got me curious.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will tell a Shoggoth that I will not yield to her. I will never fall for her. She will never have me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080488
They like a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080448
>upsies
Are you a fucking child???

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080480
Me in her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080509
I try to adjust the language to what I think the thread likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080509
We're all children to monsters that age in the centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080455
bad-faith retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080509
Screech all you like, i'm getting my upsies and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080509
where did you wander in from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080552

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>>47080552
Yes I was wrong. Those proportions are completely normal and not alien at all. You can have my crown now. Do you work as an illustrator for Games Workshop btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080589
how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080460
Weaklings like them don't deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080144
Watching Terminator with your Automaton wife while she freaks out and explains it would be illogical for an ai to behave that way, and then having to comfort her and reassure her you don't see her ever trying something so heinous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080666
Terminator is just anti ai propaganda. Automatons love just as much as biological mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the future that mamano desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080708
It's actually this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080708
THIS is the future that mamano desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080708
This pic is the future I desire, adventure and comfydom with my holy graal

[Anonymous No.]

I asked what tip the succ-waiter wanted, and now I am going to have to dine and dash to avoid giving her the kind of tip she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080708
The future homosexuals desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080765
>Not wanting to be raped by a muscular monstergirl whose breasts are at the height of your head
The only homosexual here is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080765
having homosexual vagina sex with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080776
>>Not wanting to be raped by a muscular monstergirl whose breasts are at the height of your head
Correct. I want a soft monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080776
>Not wanting to dominate a 9 feet tall monster and force her to be your housewife
Men are made to conquer mountains

[Anonymous No.]

You wan catch tiger by toe? Do now. NOW.

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>>47080708
Good.
>>47080794
Maledom on beefy women isn't my thing, but I can respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are monsters like this

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>>47080794
Cute, muscular oni house wife.
The best reason to go adventuring

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to do maildom on the postman

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080968
They love and welcome the attention of men. That's why they dress in a way that all but guarantees wardrobe malfunctions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080816
Genki mermaids are easy to fool into wet t-shirt contests

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080973
Don't Oni's have Red, Blue or Green skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080973
Don't Oni's have Red, Blue or Green skin?

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>>47080968
Desperate for husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080973
Don't Oni's have red, blue or green skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47080973
I like my Onis soft

[Anonymous No.]

new patchnotes just dropped
>willpower check to deny demon contracts have been lowered to 51
>max willpower have been lowered to 50
>lowered Tom stacks required for forced class change to 10
>added an assortment of new housekeeping automaton schematics to Gremtec engineering vendors
>added option to filter out danukis in trade chat
>introducing new cow prestige: Hakutaku Christmas Cake
>xp bonus from partying with monsters now quadruple every time you sleep with one(used to be doubled)
>Raiju now has 100% lightning resistance penetration.
>added new 20 player instance to Hagville: Good End Hotel
>you can no longer see your mofu and Tom debuff stacks.
>all dragon type monsters will now bond ten times as fast with male party members
>sweatersnacth hitbox increased by 20%
>mindflayer players can now redistribute the levels and skills of human players
>humans players that break the EULA will now have bogeys sent to their home to give them a proper upbringing.
>removed Hebibrine
bugfixes
>fixed numerous cases of mobs appearing with player nameplates
>fixed a issue where human players could decline a party request from a hellhound player
>fixed a issue that stopped you from picking up Ratatoskr players
>baphomets level now properly displays as level 1
>Raiju now properly does lightning damage (used be untyped damage)

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>>47080758
Have you considered cooking at home, Anon? It’s a lot less risky, and far cheaper. Especially, if you get in good with the monsters at the deli and bakery.

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>>47081019
>fixed a issue where human players could decline a party request from a hellhound player
This is bullshit. I drop this game.

[Anonymous No.]

In MGE world, there is a higher percentage of phallic shaped food items.

[Anonymous No.]

>big, thick, succubus tail laying on top of you in bed

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>>47080325
vampires will cook for you so that your blood is to their tastes

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>>47081060
this, but a manticore tailpussy too heavy to lift/too unwieldy to move off without getting stabbed by spines

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081031
you just need to fill your party with automatons and tell them to stay in town. blissful single player experience with no annoying party members trying to stack affection on you.

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>>47081060
I like the idea of succ gf always giving you her tail to play with whenever you're sitting together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077857
Escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081150
ms hebi enjoys the chase

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>>47081019
>still can't remove dullahan heads from inventory
>new undead boss is just a reskin of boss from previous game
>ghoul nibble attacks still stunlock you
>can still get wisp marked from starting zone
>vampire and dhampir aggro still doesn't work properly and will team up on you when you enter the fight
>wight claw still has janky hitbox that causes the attack to land multiple times, leading to instant loss
>jiangshi jump exploit that lets them jump on air is still working
>necromancer class' zombies still ignore commands unless you promote to necro-romancer
>only bug they fixed was the catacombs skip that let you avoid a horde of skeletons before the lich boss
Devs please. The Undead Kingdoms need some love too.

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>>47081019
Finally! Some fucking balance

>>47081129
Its like a fidget toy, but it makes you horny

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>>47081129
>lays it across your lap so you can fiddle with it or pet it like a cat
>occasionally wiggles it around and wrestles your hands with it
>will wrap it around your fingers, like holding a third hand

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>>47081019
>>fixed a issue that stopped you from picking up Ratatoskr players
Squirrel chucker build now viable. I'm buying a respec immediately! Looking for group: martial class ratatoskrs only.

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>>47081019
>>introducing new cow prestige: Hakutaku Christmas Cake
I thought that was already in the game.

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>>47081060
That's probably an Alp tail

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>>47081187
>still can't remove dullahan heads from inventory
just tick off autoloot and stop picking up items with the "curse" tag
>new undead boss is just a reskin of boss from previous game
you come up with something better than a lich then
>ghoul nibble attacks still stunlock you
your point? every zone has stunlocking horde enemies
>can still get wisp marked from starting zone
just dont die lmao
>vampire and dhampir aggro still doesn't work properly and will team up on you when you enter the fight
thats because you didnt do the dhampir friendship quest.
>wight claw still has janky hitbox that causes the attack to land multiple times, leading to instant loss
its intended. mofu grab does the same thing
>jiangshi jump exploit that lets them jump on air is still working
its called a movement tech, noob
>necromancer class' zombies still ignore commands unless you promote to necro-romancer
pet management isnt the point of necromancer, hence why necro-romancer exists
>>47081236
that was a hybrid build of cow and hag that they just went ahead and made into a actual class

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>>47081279
>succ leaves a stamp mark of her tail on your face
Its not like I'm into her marking me or anything. All these succ runes and tattoos just let people know I'm hers.

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>>47081230
>the succ ultimate handhold
>clasps your hands between hers, then wraps both your hands tightly together with her tail

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[Anonymous No.]

"I prefer adult women"

- Common quote from men before they're seduced by little monster girls with big asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081405
"I prefer little monster girls"

- Common quote from men before they're seduced by little monster girls with big asses

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>>47081405
Surprise, she's still several hundred years old.

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>>47081405
Where are her massive saggy tits huh!?

[Anonymous No.]

call the strange fox lady who lives in the shack on the edge of town 'saggy haggy' and 'the virgin hairy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081414
The opposite surprise would be as common
>hit on an undead loli thinking she's a 900 year old noblewoman
>you're actually talking to a 9 year old

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>>47081466
>thinking the loli looks like a noblewoman
Her mom is, now you have to marry her and give her heirs.

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>>47081459
Flawless plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081459
?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons. Another question. How and where exactly would you pop the question of marriage to your monster girlfriend? Or vice versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081405
Men can’t win against pear lolis.

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>>47081527
Only if she gets pregnant. Otherwise it's just casual.

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>>47081535
Depends on what definition of winning you want to use, a big butt monster loli as a lover and future wife sounds like decisive victory.

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>Monster are too strong and you’d never defeat one-

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>>47081681
She definitely wanted this and is enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hebi.
(w)Hore.
Conicidence?

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>>47081527
It'd be really cute to propose to her either near or at where we first met, or a location that means a lot to her/us
>would totally do the whole speech before getting on one knee

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>>47081732
How angry would a shirohebi get if I suggested she was a promiscuous?

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>>47081732
One letter in common?

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>>47081681
Tame the beeg monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081459
Misses Tinkertrain.
Ara Lung

[Anonymous No.]

>>47077114
It's because of all the delivery guys that go missing! A pizza delivery to a remote cabin in the mountains, a yeti girl breathing heavily on the phone placing her order, and a stipulation to come alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081777
It's a shame this author leans so heavily on the buttstuff aspect of femdom.

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>>47081790
It's the ultimate submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081790
Indeed, his relative vanilla femdom parts are kino but the very next page will be filled with stuff that goes to far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081812
It doesn't help that the males are always so feminine either.

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>>47081790
>>47081812
>>47081825
Given that they've drawn literal gay shit along with het stuff,that isn't surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081681
>no pubic hair
Phew, safe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Alcoholic foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081879
This fox is getting in the mood

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>>47081790
I hate the duality of hentai artists like that so much man.

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately for the Desert Kingdom monsters they won't be able to get any cute white boys when the portals open in 2060 as europeans and their offshoots will all be extinct by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081279
In my personal headcanon, alps have the smallest and thinnest tails of all the succubi. Lilim and demons having the thickest.

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>>47081790
>Wants femdom but doesn't want real femdom
You will take your Hellhound wife's knot and you will like it, sissy.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081997
>>>/trash/

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>>47081951
There should be some Slavs left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082012
My trash cat wife the queen of the trash cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081879
>>47081918
This is the result of foxes drinking, do not

[Anonymous No.]

>7 minutes into your first date with a hebi and she's rattling off all the names of the first 40 kids you will together after the next couple centuries

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>>47082029
Why do you think she is drinking and trying to get anon to drink?
Another fox trick in action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082070
Imagine even hearing about a woman secondhand that was this excited about making the biggest family she can.

[Anonymous No.]

She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082107
6' minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081019
what's the fastest way to break a games' EULA

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082123

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>>47081129
good way to keep fidgeting husbands busy. human boys are so easily distracted

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082136
t. gets off to having tail molested

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>>47082239
This is a nice fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082241
You're just looking at her tails, perv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082244
Her tails are twice her body mass, it's literally impossible not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47081951
Genetically superior Black men will take over for them.

[Anonymous No.]

it's over anons, you belong to kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082291
Actually, kikis belong to anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082291
Wrong, I belong to a Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082300
do you feel in charge?

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>>47082291
>brave knight anon is defeated on the field of battle
>tied up in the Kiki general's tent where he is waited on hand and foot until he breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082315
i do when i headpat my kiki and tell her she's done a good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082275

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082315
Yes, I am her mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082328
>>47082334
>they don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082291
She can't fix me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082326
how does a Kiki break a prisoner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082315
I've paid her a small fortune

[Anonymous No.]

I pay my kiki in impregnation attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082334
When you're married to a Kiki and you meet your old Haku teacher:
>When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the mastah.

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>>47082334
what is this maid doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082399
Being rewarded with Mastah's touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082399
Feeding her skin hunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082334
>bottom left
What's the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082409
damn monsters trying to steal my skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082409
how do we stop such beasts?

[Anonymous No.]

sentencing Kiki to a year long paid holiday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082419
benis in bagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082426
make sure it's a shog resort

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082426
After her pregnancy confirmation

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono with glasses are best mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082527
nah

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082540
Fuck off, you're not even trying to hide being an outsider tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082527
Because their sight sucks and they can't catch you easily when you take them off their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082553
>mgqshit
Kill yourself. This isn't /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082555
No, because glasses are sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082553
I like yan angels. The best kind of angel.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters would hate the white race the most because its the most prejudiced and hateful of all.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47082590
What, all those piercings but not for her nips or clit?

[Anonymous No.]

Its a good thing Monsters canonically kill evil people, they'll cull most if not all white demons when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082590
>bluhaze

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>>47082567
The ideal of coexistence between man and monster is welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

How many times have these retards ban evaded just in the course of this single thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus has been enhanced--with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

What will monsters do about all the war veterans who got crippled or disabled and came home to find their dependapotamusses cheating on them who now live in depressed solitude dealing with shell shock every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
then how come librarian succs become hotter when they take off their glasses and let their hair down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
Lickable belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082713
Nah. She's gotta keep her glasses on and look at me condescendingly. Hair can stay up until at a perfect moment she unfurls it in a glorious showing of passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
a very elegant librarian succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
I will remove them.

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a wife that's proficient in transformation and metamorphic magics

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082783
Don't do that, if you remove the glasses you'll unleash the succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082790
Or will she be too blinded to act, which means that IT IS I who will release the succ upon her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
I like her lipstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082790
that's just a myth
succs are very easy to contain

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082794
Does the blue skin feel different to the touch?

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>>47082790
I dunno, for me, leaving the glasses on makes me weaker to her affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082805
>the longer a monstergirl is in chastity the sexier she gets
This is very valuable information. I am going to start a very lucrative business smuggling female chastity devices into monster realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082824
Imagine how chaste the hags in Hagville are when they usually dress like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082835
Over a century chaste lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082835
Fertile looking loli hags... My biggest weakness...

[Anonymous No.]

When do I get my Sabbath invitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082871
I want to pet this tiny creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082871
There is a free baph right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082871
I'm taking that goat home

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082871
But what happens when you attend? What do you even do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082890
you can rent magical books and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082898
That'd be pretty cool. Being able to learn actual spells and shit would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>got a pickup truck to replace my totaled car recently
>driving the interstate with my retarded wurm wife coiled up in the bed, she peeks up at times gripping the bike rack on the roof
>look right and see a god forsaken orange and pink sign
>"Don't draw attention to it, don't draw attention to it, don't draw attention to-"
>she gasps out "DUNKIN DONUUUUUTTTTSSSS!!!!"
>shoves her head into the sliding window at the back
"DONUTS! DONUTS! DONUTS!"
>"Wurmy..."
>gritting my teeth trying to sound calm
>"...We are not stopping for doughnuts... we JUST stopped for your McDonalds happy meal so you could get a toy. I can't even pull in because I'm on the main road, there are no turn ins or roundabouts for hundreds of meters, so please sit down and-"
>she bangs her claw against the roof in an impotent childish rage
"WURMY. WANT. DONUT!"
>she dented the roof
>that will cost me a thousand to fix, maybe more...
"Wurmy... if you make me wreck this one too I swear to god, I will-"
>"DUNKIN!!!"
>her next impotent slam destroys my front wind shields and caves in the roof
>can't see to drive so I end up crashing my brand new truck into the trailer of a semi and destroying it
And that's how I lost my replacement vehicle so soon after losing my car to her tirade over McDonalds, and why I'm still trying to divorce the mentally impaired woman child to this day. Unfortunately for me the courts keep saying my case is pending. I don't think it is, they just won't let me divorce her because of this batshit insane marriage culture mamono have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082815
Yes, it feels bluer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082931
If you were a good husband you would have stopped for donuts.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47082931
You should have stopped for the Dunkin like you should have stopped for McDonalds the first time. Wurm did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082947
greenworms aunt might be a bad influence

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082947
Woah, what is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082815
No but it feels different to look at. It’s like “Wow, she’s too cool for school”, you know? Kind of like how when you see a Red Oni not only will she rape you faster but she’ll out drink you faster, because that’s how red ones do.

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>>47083043
What if she was a nerd?

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>>47083064
Then you’ll rape her faster. It’s just how red ones work. You see her and you fuck fast. Because she’s a red ‘un.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082956
https://www.deviantart.com/njkeating13/art/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Wonderworm-1063000718

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will call all Desert, Mist Continent and Zipangu girls racial slurs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083137
Monstergirls are completely powerless before the titty grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47082708
Next she'll reveal she's wearing pantyhose

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083153
... She wouldn't! No man could resist her if that were true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083153
>>47083169

[Anonymous No.]

Sea-slug's sea-love

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083193
I want to breed the harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083191
!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Your cow has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083280
Excuse me sir, you sent me the wrong cow
I ordered a spider cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083280
>has arrived.
they cant have my brand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083330
look at all that holy power

[Anonymous No.]

Is there even a monster that doesn't eventually turns into a cow? milks seems to be on excessive supply in MGE land

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't be serious when they tell me I should just quit my job just because I'm overworked and burned out and keep passing out before I even leave my vehicle when I get home. I can't just quit my job, I won't have an income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083406
it's a good thing her income can support both her and a lavishly spoiled boypet, then, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083401
>Angel waifu with big wings vs. sugar swill
Wow...tough choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083427
No way man, it's too good to be true. It's unbelievable, it sounds like a scheme. There's no way a Monster Girl just has disposable income magically while remaining a viable economic feature. It just couldn't be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083427
b-boypet?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that this is the season to do some running with the waifu and get in shape.
Or run from the neighbor girls in an attempt to get in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

Today's lesson will be about patience and determination

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083462
Monster girls make great high-school teachers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Headache, light fever and stuck on the toilet
I need a medic, please send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083280
honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083466
The Hellhound lunch lady is teaching me sex ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083401
>An actual angel who loves me
Or
>Liquid corn syrup
You must be a burger to take the later. In europoor you drink water by default

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083442
Sometimes things that sound too good to be true aren't. Rich people exist in the world, you know? And this one wants you to stop hurting yourself with that nasty job and live a life of blissful indulgence on the end of her leash, instead.
>>47083445
That's right, sweetheart. Boy. Pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083515
Is Argentina white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083524
>leash
And there lies the dealbreaker, the ugly truth. That's why it IS too good to be true! A rich monster doesn't want to save me or anyone else from drudgery, she doesn't want to uplift a guy like me into a happy proactive husband! She wants a slave! A servile little slave that obeys her every whim! Never! I would never submit and exchange one kind of slavery for another. At least my brand of slavery still gives me the option to quit, hers offers no liberty.

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>>47083540
It's a metaphorical leash, if you're so contentious about it.
And besides, you can always go. The door's right there. But if you leave, you'll go right back to that stinky apartment and that 9-to-5, right back to that squabbling manager and just trying to make ends meet.
Or you could have what you deserve- someone who is interested in your best interest, who knows that it's nice to have nice things and wants to share them with you. Someone who is happiest when she's making you happy.
You can leave any time you want, of course, but we both know that silly little boys like you don't know where they belong-with someone to keep an eye on them to make sure they don't hurt themselves by making a decision we'll both regret.
Besides, the chef will be making dinner soon. You don't want to leave on an empty stomach, right? Would you prefer veal or carbonara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083540
A rich monster would only have to brush her fingers against your cheek once to make you melt and change your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083540
That's *much* less nice than belonging to a nice monster who only wants to make you happy, you know. Liberty is a nice word, but it doesn't whisper praise in your ear when you’re good nor does it have a warm lap for you to nap on when you’re sad. Liberty won’t give you a soft bed to sleep in or a nice wardrobe to look pretty in. And if you ‘have’ to go along with her whims every once in a while - so what? You know you enjoy it, she loves you, and your pride can stand to kneel next to her at the dinner table while she hand-feeds you cerises au chocolat every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't stop me from slowly succumbing to my anxiety and depression and slowly straining my relationships with them until they eventually exile me! I'll get to live my lonely hermit life as everyone eventually lives happily and passes me by in peace!

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't stop my ever growing apathy to the world around me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083427
I love old fat Danukis so fucking much, I can't help it somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083591
>>47083582
>>47083567
I genuinely don't see any form of respect in a relationship like this. It feels more like being a glorified decoration rather than genuine love.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd instalose to the first monster that hugged me and told me everything was going to be OK now that she found me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083611
Because you're right but most anons like it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083607
I want to gape that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083611
Maybe it doesn't come across well in writing, but of course there's genuine love there. Her being in charge doesn't mean she doesn't love you - of course she does. She cherishes you. There's nothing more precious to her than you, which is why she spoils you and makes sure that you're taken care of.

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>>47083628
NTA but
>Her being in charge
Is the deal breaker. I already had tangents about it because I literally cannot understand how you can allow or even want that but on the other hand now I understood that you can't comprehend why this is idea is so impossible for me for the exact same reasons. It's a case of to each their own and debating over it is fruitless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083628
Smaller breasts, shorter, and widen the hips, thighs, and ass.
There, a malef I literally can't resist in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083628
>discouraged from being able to make your own decisions
>independent thought likely out the window too
>pretty much just told to sit there, look pretty and give up some cum every once in a while
Yeah again, not seeing the love here. I mean I guess it's love in the same way a kid loves a doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083628
Bigger breasts, taller, and widen the hips, thighs, and ass.
There, a malef I literally can't resist in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47083643
I don't see what any of those things have to do with 'real love'. You don't need to be a boyboss or whatever to reciprocate love.
I mean, maybe we have very different pictures of what an ideal life looks like, but having my only responsibilities be looking pretty and being a loving husbando sounds pretty nice.

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>>47083658
>I don't see what any of those things have to do with 'real love'.
It's because those examples denotate a lack of respect between the partners thus making true affection impossible. If you can't even respect your wife or husband you can't say you love them.

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>>47083665
>>47083640
your asses are crazy you'll come out with some shit like 'it's impossible for a woman who tops to love you' and act like that's a normal thing to believe

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It's IMPOSSIBLE for a master to feel true love for his maid. He lacks respect for her, so true affection is impossible. As long as a man is in charge of a woman, love is impossible between them.

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>>47083672
Didn't you know anon? the only proper relationship is '50's TV commercials white picket fences America, except women have animal ears.
You are NOT allowed to desire non-standard relationships with your semen demon waifus, this is forbidden.

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>>47083672
I never said impossible, I said that I can't understand how that's possible. Call it culture shock or something but in rural europoor it's like that and not the other way around.

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>>47083672
Thats not what in saying Anon, female domination in bed is completely different to a woman treating you like a commodity or some rare artifact. In the posts I replied to there was no real examples of affection so much as being excited to have a new toy.

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>>47083677
Gonna be honest bro, I don't even know what love feels like.

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>>47083697
I thought I did, turns out I was wrong.

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>>47083677
>>47083687
To follow up, while the master servant is little bit too distancing, it feels natural and like love IF it's in a man to woman way. It doesn't if it's the other way around
I know that it sounds stupid but it's locked like that in my head most likely because of traditions, environment and insecurities that's why I don't complain about femdom now. I learnt that for other anons, it's the same with maledom and we are here to share to enjoy mamonos. We debate is sterile

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>>47083672
In todays human world it's heavily biased to women, it's only natural that people misconstrue this with femdom from loving monsters. Monsters can be very dominant and aggressive but unlike human women they aren't trying to be men, they don't hate us nor are monsters jealous and they genuinely care unlike human women. Face it everyone of us are hurt in someway and human women are the cause of it so some of us recoil from femdom in strange ways even though MGE leans very heavy into femdom it's not totally devoted to it outside of a few species where it says they are aggressive rape monsters and even they love their husbands and would never harm them.

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>>47083702
To share our love for mamonos*
This debate is sterile*
Should have read-proof my post

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>>47083701
Many such cases

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>>47083697
I've never been in love, but I have baked a few loaves so I bet it feels like well-kneaded dough.

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Yeah but

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>>47083725
Fuck off.

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>>47083591
being hand fed ticks a lot of boxes for me, i don't know why it's such a fixation. i just know i want a pretty demon lady to slip chocolates in my mouth and ask me which ones are my favorite while i'm resting my head on her lap

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>>47083739
That Venefica scene also changed my life.

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>>47083739
Again it's a context dependent scenario
>Kiki servant doing it
Good, comfy
>Girlboss demon from my office
Bad, I want to die

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>>47083765
i don't really care that you hate femdom please stop telling me about it

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>>47083770
i don't really care that you like femdom please stop telling me about it

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>>47083776
i'm speaking into the void here you're specifically replying to me to tell me about your autism when you could easily ignore it

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>>47083779
i'm speaking into the void here you're specifically replying to me to tell me about your autism when you could easily ignore it

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>>47083770
My bad, I thought it was a continuation of the last discussion.

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fucking copycats

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>>47083788
They're always bad actors

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Europoor's hours are either dead or a semi civilized debate with hints of depression

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>>47083797
Europeans are at the beach

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>>47083810
No bitches in the mountains

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>>47083818
Their sea is the sea of trees

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I need help badly! This rabbit lady keeps molesting me and I can't do anything to defend against her! I'm a grown man who should be able to overpower her easily and resist her temptations but every time she's near I just freeze up and get this chill down my spine and it's hard to catch my breath. She can force her way into my home and onto me and I just can't resist at all, I'll be a quiet whimpering mess begging her for mercy until she gives me permission to scream out in pleasure when she's touching me all over and playing with my body parts, grinding hers against mine! If I don't stop her now it's only a matter of time until she forces me to breed with her and make a ton of children I'll be forced to take care of! How can I be losing this hard to a FUCKING BUNNY?! I CAN'T STAND THE HUMILIATION ANYMORE! I NEED to know how I can resist her!

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>>47083853
You must commit seppuku immediately to regain your honor.

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>>47083853
You appear to have the rare, recessive bunhusband gene. Congratulations! There's nothing you can do to resist. Please enjoy being molested by rabbits for the rest of your life.

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>>47083853
>Small human in love with rabbit 3 times his size
She'll literally die of loneliness if you don't give her what she wants at all times of the day.

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>>47083853
If you don't want to have kids, why don't you just pull out?

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What a friendly looking cat, I'm sure nothing untoward is about to happen

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>>47083937
Boop

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Why is she taking off her pants

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>>47083946

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>>47083937
[Toxoplasmosis debuff added]

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Why do I hear boss music?

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>>47083946
Why aren't you taking yours off? Pick up on the social cues man you're gonna make it awkward.

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>>47083963

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>>47083955
Only fair when all mamonos have HUGE debuff when I touch their fluffy ears with my human's hands

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>>47083704
Where''s the full version of that pic?

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I am too unlovable. Even for monster girls.

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>join an adventuring party with three dragons
>can only ride one dragon at a time
>they keep fighting over which of them should be the mount

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>>47084053
You just need to get with a monster that thinks she's unlovable too.

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>>47084053
I always have this dark tough hanging around in my mind. Would be sad but the world would be a better place so I still win

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>>47084097
comforting the ancient evil monster girl while she cries that she doesn't deserve love after all the things she did in the old days

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>>47084097
I'm probably worse than her.
>>47084116
It does suck knowing people like us might not be accepted in a wish fulfilment setting. Even if they basically have no standards, I think I'm bad enough to not meet them. Maybe some other anons feel this way, but I think about it a lot.

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>>47084148
A crimeless society with less incitive on mindless 9-5 or backbreaking labor is already more than we could ask in real life. Seeing everyone happy would be draining but living in a bunker, metaphorical one or not, is still an option.

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>>47084148
>I'm probably worse than her.
Then a better option for you should be a monster that thinks "I can fix him" and is not afraid of the challenge.
>It does suck knowing people like us might not be accepted in a wish fulfilment setting.
Sounds more like it's the other way around.

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Petting the giant beastgirl because she's a good girl and deserves it (she did not instantly mount cowgirl and break my pelvis upon meeting me)

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>>47084424
Give her a snack for being a good girl, too.

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>Hey there, HANDsome

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>>47084424
if you can reach her head to begin with

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>How to WIN an argument with any human AND get him to fall in UNCONDITIONAL LOVE with you in FIVE SECONDS with ONLY ONE SIMPLE TRICK that only BEASTWOMEN can use (not clickbait, WATCH TO THE END!)

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>>47084690
Mantitubers
>Real manticore reacts to 'Do Manticores eat people and other myths'
>Despining human aftercare tutorial
>Paw bean massage ASMR

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>>47084687
She's the one who is HANDsome, if you know what I mean.

Actually, I have two for this...
>>47084687
Troll Angel.