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46238585 No.46238585 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of romantic advice does Marisa give if she’s never been in a romantic relationship before?

>> No.46238592

>>46238585
Logic-based advices I guess

>> No.46238823

If you love a guy, you should let him Love Sign 「マスタースパーク」 all over your face

>> No.46238869

>>46238585
1: The way to a man's heart is through the stomach. Feed him an aphrodisiac-laden dinner and trick him into pushing you down. Once you've crossed that line, it's easy to end up together.
2: Men generally don't like it if you steal from them, but when you're in a relationship you can do it cutely and rob them blind.
3: The classics always work. Get him to leave the village alone and wait for a youkai to attack him. When you rescue him, you can demand a relationship as payment.
4: Remember that penises rarely work when they're too drunk. Instead of trying to rape him, just crawl in bed with him and let his panicking mind in the morning do the rest.
5: If you have no other womanly charms, you can always train away your gag reflex.
6: If all else fails, there's kidnapping.

>> No.46239021

>>46238869
>6: If all else fails, there's kidnapping
I wish, imagine you and Marisa kidnap eachother back and forth on a monthly basis.

>> No.46244745

>>46238869
>If all else fails, there's kidnapping.
What are you? A fucking Youkai?

>> No.46244830

>>46244745
Your reminder that Marisa advocated kidnapping that one fortune god in WaHH to make Reimu's shrine successful.

>> No.46244877

>>46244830
Yeah, for making money, not rape.

At worst she might recommend you abduct and sell village shotas to Youkai.

>> No.46244888
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46244888

>>46239021
Imagine...

>> No.46244893

>>46244877
Who said rape? Marisa can kidnap a cute boy and romance him normally while he's trapped in her house.

>> No.46244939

>>46238585
Mating press

>> No.46246095

Marisa has stolen everything so far canonically, even spell cards. It would be strange to think that she has never once stolen a heart.

>> No.46254012 [DELETED] 

>>46238592

>> No.46259265

>>46238585
Who would even take love advice from Marisa of all people?

>> No.46259284

>>46259265
A desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate creature.

CAPTCHA: JPAG

>> No.46260284

>>46259265
Alice.

>> No.46261606

>>46259284
>>46260284
Is Alice really that desperate?

>> No.46263051

>>46238585
>What kind of romantic advice does Marisa give
Really mischievous one.

>> No.46263451

>>46238592
Honestly fitting. Only an inexperienced person would think logic applies to romance lol.

>> No.46264468

>>46238585
>As the Magician of Love, I'll give you a piece of advice
>Magician of Love
I do wonder what type of Spells she has to be give such a title, even if it's self proclaimed

>> No.46268906

>>46264468
Love Sign: Master Spark

>> No.46268955

>>46264468
Labu Karadu! Masuta Supariku~~~!!!!!!

>> No.46277864

>>46238585
Who knows

>> No.46277942

>>46238585
Isn't there already a contentment thread for this?

>> No.46284004

She's popular with girls so she thinks she can give everyone else advices (they obviously won't work). She's an equivalent of a handsome dude who tells you to just be yourself

>> No.46285916

>>46238585
Marisa has stolen everything so far canonically, even spell cards. It would be strange to think that she has never once stolen a heart.

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