monstergirl thread

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I'm gonna become a evil wizard and create lewd dungeons for monster girls.
I have no idea why, it just feel like the right thing to do.

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>>45691344
>monstergirl thread
Retard, lurk more before trying to make threads

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>>45691369
Echidna hands typed this post.

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>>45691369
>making a handholding dungeon
so evil....

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I am sneaking into the mage academy and going straight for the headmistress!

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>>45691454
But can you get pass the students, teachers, secretary, and hidden janitor boss? Headmistress is a dire hag since no one ever got pass the student level

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>>45691424
>Teen Echidnas posting online about how they're gonna make the best and lewdest dungeon ever

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>>45691422
If missing one space is enough to trigger you you need to seriously chill

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>>45691523
It fucks with archive search, normally if you want to look through our threads in the archive you just search for threads with space in between and that automatically skips "Monstergirl Thread" ones, which are mostly abandoned shitpost threads by the resident pest.
We don't have a universal shorthand abbreviation like /mgt/ in the subject so yeah, the space is kinda important.

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>>45691523
>Hakutaku takes a sip of coffee as she looks up 4 chan
>Sees mistake
>Third eye glows red as she crushes mug in her hand in rage.

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It's always elves this and elves that with you lot. What you really need is a stout dwarven lass.

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ever noticed how fantasy is always
>too much elves and dragons
>dragons and elves are myths, also magic is dying
with very little middle ground?

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>>45691582
What you are looking for is classical fantasy.
That's it. You make a very common observation yet fail to understand why those two are the most popular.

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>>45691591
excuse me for being common-brain then

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>>45691523
>>45691543
It's also associated with certain problem posters intentionally fucked up threads. The text of the OP isn't vandalized and the picture isn't one of their usuals so this is probably just an honest mistake.

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>>45691599
Sorry if I came off as a bit meanspirited, I've just seen people make that argument so many times like there aren't some extremely good classical fantasy stories out there. High and low fantasy tend to just be better for most stories since they let you focus on what the story/world is trying to do/say.

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Women that live in gingerbread houses

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>>45691616
thats how you get ant girls knawing at the brick work

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>>45691582
A better thing for this thread is:
>Busty cougar mages going after young boys
>"little girl" witches that want a big brother
With very little middle ground

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>>45691640
Yeah no shit, you are in a thread centered around a raunchy jap porn wish fulfillment setting, on the designated otaku board.
The last place that attempted to put more focus on classical fantasy and things other than sexo and romance turned out to be a fucking disaster and had to euthanize themselves.

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>>45691640
>Guys posting online about "why can't I find a girl my own age?"
>Get asked how old they are
What's a good answer that won't get you raped?

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Kaoskampf, the most ancient myth of all. Man rises against the Cosmic Serpent of Chaos with his cock erect and so creates the world as we know it

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>>45691660
Dude I was want a non pedo darkmage story
thats kina all I was asking

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>>45691705
Then write it, duh

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Me, a tall, fanatic Order Paladin who believes in total monster death so scary I could send shivers down the spines of Hellhounds wearing fat plate armor with a winged helmet, flowing blue cape and a huge greatsword that has a blade coated in holy fire telling the vile monster I am confronting, who is just a small Kikimora armed with nothing but a flimsy wooden broom and wearing only her maid uniform and no armor at all, that I will utterly destroy her and rid the world of her vile presence forever.

You wouldn't believe what happened next...

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>>45691424
Mommy Echidna gonna give Anon dozens of superpowered monster sisters.

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>>45691705
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/88299445

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Steamy beasts in heat

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>>45691616
Do you think they compete for lost little boys by trying to make their gingerbread house better than the others?

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>>45691809
>ma'am I'm just looking for the hiking trail

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Mage are just 3D, any mamonos who learn magic is better

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>>45691274
More or less Pharaoh body type Alraune in a pitcher plant wearing what would normally be the lid as a hat

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>>45691869
my most hated of plants

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>go to the hagville bar to get adopted by a big fox
>instead she's having a conversation with me like i'm mature
>ask her what gives when i see another guy older than me get coddled by an elf, and she tells me that i have a young body, but an old soul
i don't know how to feel about this
she was pleasant company, though, i think i'll go back

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>>45691676
25, they'll just laugh at you and call you christmas cake

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>>45691942
>the hags strike back

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>you've heard of the boogie woogie, now get ready for the shoggy whoggy

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>>45691942
>Ha ha, yeah. Never even had a GF at age 25, might as well do a hero myself.

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>>45691974
>hebi jeebie

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>>45691974
Tired of the old "monster under the bed"? Try our new "monster who IS the bed"!

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>>45691822
>"But surely you must be tired walking all this way. A little gingerbread will give you some extra energy."
>Mage breaks of a shingle and offers it to you.

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>>45692003
>Live in MGC
>Have to go through the candy house district on your way to work
>Every morning and evening dark mages are offering you cookies and sweets for free.
>It takes a great deal of effort to refuse them day out and day in.

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>>45691755
You destroyed her easily?

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tremble monsters at my unfathomable power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcpxyf4jy0

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>>45691705
esl-chama...

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>>45692068
>this is why monsters always target mages when they're young

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>>45692068
>Local wizard harasses fastfood restaurant
>Found raped behind McLilim

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>>45692068
maybe being 30 isn't so bad bros...

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>monsters will rape you
Nah, I wouldn't get raped.
>but they're stronger and they can-
Nah.
>but they
Nah. They can't rape me because I'm the BOSS.

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>>45692068
>the monster fears the elder wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKR6Ax9HBZ8

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Opening a burger place in hagville so they become even lazier and fatter.
I'm doing this for you, to save you.

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>>45692043
No, her big sister came and lectured me into submission about attacking small, defenseless little Kikis... My ego has not recovered...

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>>45692417
>Press X to Doubt
X.
X.
X!

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Send your local lilim an anonymous and untruthful love letter! Leave her guessing for all time who her secret admirer is! (Just don't get caught and lilim corrected.)

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>>45692732
Extra fat hags have been notified of your location

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>>45692068
>>45692140
Wizard bros unite, the hags cannot stop us
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G-M3Q5fqILE?feature=share

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>>45692461
>be order pikeman
>witness order paladin gigachad intimidating a pathetic monster
>"Hell yeah show that demon what the might of the followers of the one true goddess!"
>mfw a bigger monster shows up and lectures a champion of the chief goddess into submission
Order bros it's so over
https://litter.catbox.moe/robw5d.png

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>>45692923
Kek, you got me anon. I would say that

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>>45691569
Short.

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How was mamono new years?

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>>45691344
>"Fox Breeding Season or Year of the Dragons... Which is it anon, make up your mind."

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>>45693036
Do the world a favor and refrain from posting visually revolting artwork like this ugly garbage ever again.

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>>45693074
>Immune to fat lazy dragons
>Immune to being foxed

I am too powerful

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>>45693074
I want to put my thumb in those fluffy ears

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>>45693074
Year of the dragon. Winged lizards can't seduce or approach men at all

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You've considered yeti hugs, but can I entice you on ogre hugs?

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>>45693229
Aren't they the same as oni hugs

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>>45693229
No way. Ogres smell bad and they live in hot, muggy swamps where they sweat all day and they refuse to take bathes. They also eat lots of junk food and refuse to brush their teeth, and they never clean their clothes. I hate Ogres, I hope a soapophobic Ogre never comes around me.

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Remember anons, the bigger the hat the more powerful the monster.

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>>45693229
I'd rather a lamia hug me with her stomach.

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>>45693144
what about a fat lazy mofu dragon, could you resist that?

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Reminder to prepare for the bird migration season few months away, lest you be caught unprepared like I did last year.

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>>45693074
Unironically best scp girl, would risk getting disemboweled by her

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>>45693338
my offer of 2 refined is still on the table, if you're quick, ill throw in a craft hat

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The year of dragon fucking

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>>45693279
They're green and more aggresively possesive.

>>45693290
Why are you obssesed with how ogre's smell anon? You protest too much.

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I will hide speakers around ogre's home and play this all day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmRga2fIy0
I will make it so that she can't get rid of it forcing her to run away and then when she gets out of the swamp I will chase her around with a crop duster.

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>>45693290
You're generalizing Ogres with a bunch if stereotypes anon. You're guaranteed to get Ogrrection now for this.

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Be the reason a lesser succ drops the lesser!

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I will stand up to my Hellhound bully and tell her I'm not afraid of her next time she tries to take my lunch money.

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>disappear into a americanized hag sweater
OR
>disappear into a zipangu hag kimono
Which way human man?

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>>45693338
>the bigger the hat the more powerful the monster.
I don't know, this one seems to be pretty low leveled.

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>>45693700
I was expecting SOMEBODY but this is pretty good too

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>>45693673
mmmm bird milk

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Marry a dark mage and you get this modest magical library

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>>45693700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm_jVKtZ-6w

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>>45691344
>>45677107
How's the reading going? Link to the poll and OP is above.

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>>45692758
I'm going to send her a truthful letter and get purposefully caught and corrected! Don't tell me what to do!

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>>45693816
I don't read.

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>>45693735
I started packing an extra sandwich, who knew Hellhounds liked balogna. But now a new problem has arose. The Fox moral committee leader is demanding I bring her a balogna sandwich as it would be insensitive to not do so. The Hellhound bully is not having it.

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>>45693661
Oni are so cool! I wanna fondle her horns but I know she'll eviscerate me...

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>>45693838
you gotta pick a side anon.
will you go with the rough and tough hounds...
or a fox that wants to pamper you, but wont reject you pampering her.

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Centaurs have an advantage that most other mamono don't have. They are great handwarmers.

Fingers cold when you're gaming? Or maybe your hands are cold from holding a glass of refrigerated alraune sweat?
Just stick them in her rear lovehole.

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>>45693816
I don’t ever read contest entries. I choose violence and roll a d6 up to a d20 and cast my vote that way. Only seems the most fair.

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>>45693882
Its a tough choice, both foxes and hellhounds have their merits. I will try bringing chick fila sandwiches and see if I can get them to not fight. Pray that I don't end up inside of a Hellhound and Fox Sandwich anons.

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>>45693882
wurm, she cute

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You enter my evil lair and you spot a device capable of casting a spell when triggered.
As you approach the device, you trigger a pressure plate, activating many of such devices hidden in the walls and floor.
They casts summon Jubjub.
I do not have a contract with wonderland shut up.

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>>45693882
haughty dragon

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>>45693934
i recommend getting spicy sandwiches for the hounds, it'll put them at ease a little quicker
>>45693938
an excellent choice, a fine mix of both sides
just be careful not to excite her too much, lest you end up with a broken wall.
>>45693949
hmmm very unwise, she'll demand sandwiches too and become a hefty dragon instead.

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>>45693700
IIRC that song was inspired by a story of a crocodile that escaped from a zoo.

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>>45693962
Update, both the hound and fox are pregnant and demanding I take responsibility. On a positive note, they didn't fight and came to an agreement to share both me and the sandwiches. I have delayed this war at least until our daugthers are born and the half sisters begin their rivalries.

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>date cute human woman
>turns out to be a succubus
>turn her down
>date other cute human woman
>ALSO turns out to be a succ
>surely won't happen a third time
>it happens a third time

...did my town turn into a Demon Realm when I was sleeping or something? It was nice of them to let me go, at least.

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>>45693755
I shall choose the Zipangu hag kimono!

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>>45693816
About to get to it later today when I finally have time, interesting to see what we have time.

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>>45693962
but i wanna do shenanigans with wurm -chan tho

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>>45691894
It’s honestly kind of mid, which goes for a good majority of the entries from 2023 going into 2024. Just about the biggest selling point of Malef is their breeding kink.

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>>45693816
About to read my first story today, hopefully I manage to read them all until 8th

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>>45693996
Congrats you have a harem now

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>>45693816
Dothog's story was very enjoyable, and needed for devil bugs.

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Shirohebis smell like ____________.

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>>45694025
Pyrow remains the best of "new" girls

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>>45694084
Why is she so smug?

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>>45694120
Because she's snug.

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>>45694084
sunshine pie

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you meet an mg, but are confused to find her deep in prayer.

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>>45694084
sweaty horny yandere sex and sweaty horny snek butt

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>>45694151
*recites nicene creed*

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Collars are the best. Gift one to your wife. Let her put one on you. Do both if that's your thing.

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>>45694151
why has sister angelicas wing turned black?

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>>45694173
Gooner's Choice Awards was rigged, this is bullshit

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Jiggly Jinko boobies...

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>>45694151
this the same artist as the frumpy crow harpy?

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>>45693991
Bigger.

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>>45694173
Oh, spat ass was fucking robbed.

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We need to integrate more zombies into the workforce

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>>45694238
but jiangshis are better worers tho

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>>45694086
That’s because no man can resist the temptations of a bratty gyaru.

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>>45694238
near-infinite free labor 24/7 seems pretty good

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which monster can handle spicy foods, which cannot
for irony sake I think pyrows cannot even handle a little spice

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Gremlin builds a teleporter and insists you go in it together with her.
When you come out, she's much taller and you're much smaller.
Sweaty tall gremlin sex soon follows as you can no longer overpower her

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>>45694275
>which monster can handle spicy foods,
i assume all harpy species wouldn't even perceive spiciness at all.

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>>45694238
beloved mascot zombie
you can put her in cute outfits and stuff

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>>45694293
true, i believe undead would love really spicy food since its the one of the only ways for them to feel heat without either a man or a fire

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>>45694327
She looks mean

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>>45694327
She looks down at tiny people to vore

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>>45694285
Damn gremlin stealing height, never gonna trust her again

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>>45694327
All stand for anthem!

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>>45694151
how would you describe this vibe, i like it

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>>45694238
>>45694273
>they arent alive so i dont have to pay them!
fuck off ms nuki, everyone knows what you're trying to do.

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>>45694294
Excellent idea, they are great for enticing clients and moral support at the office

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>>45694347
big lady

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Gyaru hellhound?

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>>45694151
>tfw Mother superior find you wasting your seed (jering off)
>Shes not mad nor angry
>Just disappointed
>seems like she needs to teach the churches commandments again personally

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>>45694363
i prefer nerdhound

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wurmhound
the terror she brings
and she is so exictable

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>>45694391
mail delivery was never the same

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is gremlin a loli or a shortstack?

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>>45694416
all gremlin builds are experimental

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>>45694400
>the poor mailman
>unaware of his fate, walked into the neighborhood as he normally does
>There was a rumble here, a rumble there, then came barking from....underground?
>Bam
>He disappeared in a flash, the ground where he once stood was but a massive hole
>His hat was the only thing left on the street....
>And some wurm scales?
>But what wurm barks.....

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>>45694416
She's not looking stacked.

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>>45694416
Neither they're just small and flat as adults.

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>>45694416
Just a flattie.

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Being the gyaru pharaoh classmate's plaything.

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>>45694462
going to stick up for the apophis her and her clique bullies

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>>45691515
Also the best and lewdest teen mom ever

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>>45694475
Gonna knock up a teen Echidna

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>>45691454
Headmistress schlicks in her office when she thinks nobody is looking, that is the perfect moment to pounce!

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>>45691942
By mamano logic a 2589 year old pharaoh would be "your own age group" because you both have a 25 in your age. Any logic is logical when it helps them secure a husband.

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>>45691454
im going to enroll and use nothing but the strength that I gained from eating and drinking wurm milk and eggs while training
them nerds who pump int wont be able to scratch me with my massive def, vit, str, and end stats
I'm also bringing my wurm maid with me

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>>45692024
When I was a kid I would've preferred meat to sweets. The first witch that figures out she can hand out burgers wins

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>>45694363
>>45694386
Nerd to gyaru is apparently a hentai genre

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>>45691850
There's a better world out there where Nip hentai artists got into female orcs like Western artists did. I would want to have sex with a female black orc to see the contrast

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>>45694521
>>45694462
Lickable pharaohs.

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>>45692923
I don't have to worry about ever being seduced by monstergirl soldiers because I really fucking hate both JRPG "Shibuya fashion district" armor and pauldroncore "Leather and spikes everywhere" armor. Since those are the only styles of armor mamonos are willing to wear, my inherent disgust of both types will preserve my virginity for me.

God forbid there's a monstergirl who's into period accurate 15th century plate armor though, good thing that'll never happen h-haha.

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>>45693229
Ogres are my favourite irl monster but I find the mge ones completely boring aesthetics and personality-wise. The brutality or domination aspects are already covered better by hellhound and manticore and ghouls and wendigo also cover the cannibal theme that their irl equivalents have. They just don't have anything that other monsters don't already do better, even within their own group oni are far more intriguing.

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>>45694474
Gonna have a threesome with the apophis neet childhood friend and the gyaru pharaoh classmate (who's also your childhood friend that moved away and you didn't recognize because she became a gyaru)

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>mfw I met an actual succubus IRL and am now developing things with her
Sorry bros, write project(s) may be on delay for some time. I think the portals opened guys.
This lady is already corrupting the shit out of me so I am definitely going to be busy supplying her with mana. Wish me luck.

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>>45694475
>Teen Echidna shows off pics of her and her 30 year old boyfriend trying to make their first baby

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>>45694587
Good end.

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Alp mantises won't eat your head after sex

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For me, it’s Basilisks

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>>45694419
>Gremlin is EXPERIMENTAL and UNSTABLE. Don't be surprised if things break!
This disclaimer explains why she talked a big game about how hard she'd ride me, then only lasted a few seconds before excusing herself and passing out.

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>>45694275
I wish to commission an image of a hellhound and salamander struggling with eating spicy curry while a yuki onna eats it nonchalantly

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>>45694462
why do they keep sending low level anons into such dangerous biomes?

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>>45694688

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>>45694462
I'm more into the chubby nerd Apophis in the back of the classroom

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>>45694703
For me, it's the Living Doll who sits by the window in the protagonist seat but never talks to anyone

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>>45694688
>>45694695
Auntie Nuki please, you are over 40 already

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>>45694703
Jelly rolls.

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>>45694695
No ass lmao

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Marrying your danuki loanshark to get better interest rates on your debt!

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>>45694720
she's a growing girl

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I desire the p’orc with rather simple faces
Their meaty bodies and cute faces go well together

[Anonymous No.]

>guy comes home from his first year of college
>half sister just graduated high school
>why does nobody notice the spectral flaming fox ears and tail on her
>why is she getting so touchy with me and nobody else
>why is she peeking into my bedroom multiple times during the night

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>>45694722
bad credit? no probado

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>>45694773
Flatcubus with hyper detailed model face

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>>45694846
>tfw the more detailed the face is
>The flatter the chest and more petite the monster is

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>>45694846
go on

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>>45693755
Embrace a third position, enter the sabbath 'free beer' van

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>>45694846
>succ with hyper-realistic face that was possessing a video game cartridge
>you first saw her when she popped up on your screen with hyper-realistic cum dripping down her face and you suddenly had no pants or underwear on

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>tallflat Lim
>grumpy because she's stuck with A cups while her smallest sisters are all sitting a Cs
>has spent over a thousand years trying to find her soul mate
>even more grumpy now
>finally finds him
>moves in for the rape
>he desperately fights her off
>can't get him hard no matter how hard she tries
>eventually agrees to properly court him
>cold, grumpy heart slowly melts as they do comfy couple stuff

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what does mama banana does to books?

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https://files.catbox.moe/c97zbw.jpg

This Ghoul art posted in the last thread made me consider, not even the bottom heavy one drawn by Nav did that before. The loincloth outfit is pure and slutty at the same time, really fitting on a loli monster.
Pure because it's the kind of traditional or ceremonial thing that would get worn at nipponese-style festivals, and slutty the moment you view it in a sexual light.

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>>45693074
Isn't she pseudo-Ahri?

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>>45694968
i thought she was ahri until you said something

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I don't really (succubus activates 3 hit Invincibility) have much of a problem with the (hellhound fully charges their ulti after being hit and launches an AoE) balance in MGC, feels like a pretty standard (chance-based evade) village. The only problem (dark mages removes my buffs and uses buff block) I have is the fact that (mermaid has permanent ignore invuln.) sometimes the villagers tells you to (random giantess gains 20 stacks of defense up) use a equipments, like buffing staves, but (enemy lilim with defense up monsterizes all women in my neighborhood because I didn't read 1 of the 26 tooltips the bestiary has) weapons seems to always be better than them, since I can use to fight back most of the enemies (incel dragon applies 500 stacks of burn and melts my armor and underwear). Oh, and also as I already (greenworm spawns out of nowhere and monsterizes my grandmother) said, adding much needed healing potions with mandatory aphrodisiac effects to the shop is (Shoggoth uses her 8th action to inflict horny) extremely scummy. Not good for people under level 20, I imagine.

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>>45694963
i like when it's paired with the chest wrappings too

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>>45694982
you forgot your picture

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>>45694986
The style of the top isn't that important in my opinion, the loincloth is the juicy part. Imagine going to some monster festival and there's brats dressed like that Ghoul everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695105

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Saggy succubus titties in nice dresses, just absolutely covered in them after two succubi attempt to strongarm their way into escorting strangers walking alone at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695047
>>45695105
>>45695167
>>45695192
>>45695225
Why are you like this? Is it amusing to act like an annoying spambot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695235

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695235
>post 1 (one) image
>immediatly called spambot
you ok there?
need some help?

[Anonymous No.]

how would you react if you figured out that your "hag" monster girl wife was actually your age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695228
the streets are so dangerous at night, i'd better walk her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695308
Age is just a number. Love is what's important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694963
Now that you mentioned Nav I want to know what's the take on Ghouls by Latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694982
Too long didn't read, git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695315
Succubi charming me into thinking I'm being their "hero" instead of just kidnapping me with magic is also, very very good.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695308
Well I'm over 30 so I wouldn't react much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695308
I'm reaching 40s so I wouldn't really care

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695381
Is that why auntie touches me on my no-no places whenever she comes over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695443
Automaton dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care how dangerous it is I want to be sat on by a thicc automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695610
you'll never get forklift certified like that

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695610
Management would like to remind you that unapproved use of the Drilldozer is not covered by company health insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695738
I'm staring at her gloves and wondering what's up with the buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695732
My favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695383
LN's stuff is more on the cute side, right now I can't really think about that since my head is full of "Ghoul msgk gets told she's built and dressed to be fucked in the ass"

>>45695732
All hours are undead hours because they never need sleep.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45695790
Fat lizard tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695790
Extra calcium milk

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm. Today, I believe I shall post a kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695852
mofu is weak to water
cept bunyips

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695903
wow! so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>visit Zipangu
>hear about a city where it's always cherry blossom season
>sounds pretty
>go to visit
>so much pink holy shit
>why is there...oh
>notice a church of Eros on every corner
>about to leave when a small puff of pink smoke glides past my face
>turn and come face to face with an Eros Nurarihyon
>don't see the Eros Hebi pouncing from the left or the Eros Raiju pouncing from the right
>wake up under a pile of pink mofu, scales and hair in a room clouded with pink smoke three days later
>go to view the cherry blossoms with my new wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695852

[Anonymous No.]

Bunnies have been tempting me as of late...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695923
Small dragon cleric practicing her skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695936
Am I retarded for not being able to tell what’s happening in this pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695955
their high sex drive concerns me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694974
She's just scp version of the 9 tailed gookfox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695955

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695878
ive always found this idea funny
>battletard nine tail fox
>uses dual katanas
>means she has to get close to you to do anything
>have a summon water spell
>cast it on her tails
>+ENRAGED
>she's absolutely seething
>struggling to pull her tails as she tries to get close to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696088
yeah but that tail slaps going to hurt if it connects

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696094
oh yeah definitely, but she'll have a hard time getting to you.
unfortunately she's more of an endurance predator than you. run all you want but you'll need to sleep and she'll need to relieve her stress and anger once she catches up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695955
leglocked.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696116
anon the pullout king faces his greatest foe yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696116
Can't get leglocked in doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696207
don't doubt the rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696207
A few tricks this bunny will show you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696000
Man ruffles Kej hair. Kej enjoys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696258
>Japanese shadman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696273
Kej; the hair that ruffles back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696052
>28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

[Anonymous No.]

i've become more passionate about evil bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still like your favorite mg if she was creepy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696395
>would you like your favorite mg if nothing changed?
Yes, i would love her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696395
no such thing as creepy monsters; they're just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696395
>would you like your favorite mg if nothing changed?
Yes, i would love her more.
That was not the image i wanted to use

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696395
Considering I like the undead girls I think it would enhance them

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, Ms. Lich. But my oath as a Paladin forbids me from laying with unholy creatures such as yourself. However I would be happy to act as a chaperone for your minion daughters during their school field trip.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
alright now what? you better hurry up because she's steadily getting thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
it's a good thing imaginary monsters can't rape you

[Anonymous No.]

I am scared of gyarus, I don't wanna get gyaru'd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
large teardrop tiddies, a lazily swishing tail, hair covering her eyes and a content smile on her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
i cant do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
I think I did it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696520
Okay, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696574
There's one right there!

[Anonymous No.]

stop imagining cows they arent real its dangerous stop

[Anonymous No.]

I will brush my bunyip until she's softer than a cloud and then dye her pink. She will be my Erosyip.

[Anonymous No.]

ponder but a moment, of the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696615
I never stop thinking about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Yakumo affinity maxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696615
does wurm imagine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696615
I can't see them barreling straight through earth, they gotta do like a spinning drill thing with their claws held in front of them, with some magic around their huge tits also increasing tunnel size for their big tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696633
Ran sex

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell Wurms I don't like dumb girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a 9ft living doll that treats you like you're the doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696678
you have my attention.
does she put me in her lap and gently move my arms up and down in a playful and teasing way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696688
Yes, she also dresses you up in suits that she bought for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696615
Now she wants to share cookies with the Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

there is a country where every monster is beeg and tall. not a single monster is below 6 foot or above 9ft.
even the fairies are large.
they have many exports, including people who can clean your gutters free of leaves, reach the highest shelf in the supermarket, and big spoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696764
I'll take a titanic titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696764
>Having gremlins, sahahuagins and dormice constantly looking down on you
scary

[Anonymous No.]

Want a cute Lim to sit on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696644
>cut to a wurm having an intense training arc with ms Haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696796
Writetitania is very helpful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696764
i desire stern mommy kiki

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696528
god damnit anon you took too long, her breasts are too big to fit through the door and her ass and thighs have gotten her stuck on the couch, now she's franticly mooing up a storm.
hope you're happy with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>phantom is out at night looking for people to play some pranks on and scare
>she's out at the dead of night when most everyone is asleep already, like 3AM she's haunting about
>spots a guy all alone and by himself, working the night shift at a gas station, just minding his business and taking out the trash
>phantom starts fucking with him by making lights flicker and doors open and close by themselves
>works because this guy is actually really paranoid
>so then she decides for the finale, she decides to go for the jumpscare
>hops through a wall and grabs the guy and yells "boo" as loud as she can
>laughs when he falls down and slumps over, seemingly having a panic attack
>phantom laughs and then tells him it's alright
>...
>phantom realizes he isn't getting up
>he's foaming at the mouth
>her bright glowing body and jumpscare made him begin having a seizure, turns out he has epilepsy
>phantom starts panicking because she doesn't know what to do
And that's why Undead spooking people outside of spooky month was banned by Mayor Lim

[Anonymous No.]

jiangshi maid,
zombie maid,
lich maid,
or
kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
centaur maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
Oni maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
Kiki but undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696395
I would love MGE monster girls a lot more if they was creepier or more monstrous looking. but KC is really good at what he does so I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
I choose skeleton maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696633
but I wanted the gap hag...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to ask a elf out on a date, that'll surprise her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696881
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
>hire lich maid
>she shamelessly uses magic for every menial task like the classic Sorcerer's Apprentice animation
>actually really good and precise at it, never makes any mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

what if ushi oni, but pettanko

[Anonymous No.]

We need to talk about the scientific and philosophical ramifications of the positive correlation between monster girl fertility and husband verbal reinforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696987
y undead kik

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
demon maid. she wears different uniforms each week but always has the frilly maid headdress

[Anonymous No.]

Lich alchemist vs dark mage alchemist, who is the better potion brewer?

[Anonymous No.]

sahuagin
selkie
owl mage
conceptualize

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697154
Depends on which one has traveled more. It doesn't come down to the individual species.

[Anonymous No.]

>talking to haughty red Oni girl at the bar about different kinds of alcohol
>tell her I think sake sucks
>all the happily drunk jolly in her attitude immediately flushes away
>go on to say that I just think it's not really good, it's like if somebody marketed toilet water
>she proceeds to punch me through two walls
>get hospitalized in a full body cast that covers every bit of my body to the point I need a feeding tube poked through
>genuinely every bone in my body was shattered
I did not make a wise decision, I admit.

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>talking to haughty Satyros girl at the vineyard about different kinds of alcohol
>tell her I think wine sucks
>all the happily drunk jolly in her attitude immediately flushes away
>go on to say that I just think it's for snobs and so-called wine enjoyers have to pretend that red wines are good
>she proceeds to goat kick me through two walls
>get hospitalized in a full body cast that covers every bit of my body to the point I need a feeding tube poked through
>genuinely every bone in my body was shattered
I did not make a wise decision, I admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697179
>>45697225
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697154
>>45697168
Liches are likely more powerful and knowledgeable on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696207
Special Rabbit move guaranteed impregnation style! Wheelbarrow leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697179
>>45697225
>talking to haughty Baphomet girl at the ball pit about different kinds of sugar waters
>tell her I think apple juice sucks
>all the happily caffeinated jolly in her attitude immediately flushes away
>go on to say that I just think water is better
>she proceeds to magic blast me through two walls
>bunch of familiars surround me and then drag me off to the "grown ass man correction room"
I did not make a wise decision, I admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697092
Sorry anon, but that's an outdated line of thought. All the experts agree that it's the HUSBAND that should be verbally reinforced. Love and praise during sex increases mana and fertility gains by a minimum of 20%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696615
Imagining a goofy cute wurm like any other but she has massive terrifying tyrannosaurus teeth that creep people out when she smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697295
I'm gonna verbally reinforce my Lim wife even harder now. We're gonna create an endless loop of verbal reinforcement until mana and fertility rates are boosted by 69,420%!

[Anonymous No.]

>talking to haughty Wight hag at the hagville bar about different kinds of alcohol
>tell her I think champagne sucks
I think you know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697307
>Anon and his lim are both in a near-permanent of heart-pupil as they cuddlefuck
>their mana cage is known to shatter under the strain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697295
Well, they are not mutually exclusive, and it has been proven verbal reinforcement has an effect on mamono. They even stack multiplicatively.
However, the up to date discussion is centered around the exact mechanismus as to how this phenomenon occurs. Why mere words not tied to a spell would have a magical effect on mamono-incubus compatibility is beyond any explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697316
>she just laughs and says that's because you buy the cheap champagne they sell in supermarkets for poor people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697336
I'll have to stockpile the highest quality mana cages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
the maid is my
momster
auntie
sister
childhood friend
employee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697437
>>45697437
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696116
>>45696125

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697466
what relation does your maid have to you? pick one or write in another

[Anonymous No.]

>Highly intelligent
>All but incomprehensible to those who can't decipher their words
>Enigmatic but friendly
>Possesses supernatural charm
>Their crazy is contagious

I think they'd be good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
>hats
i coulda told you that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
>>45697535
Both their hats are dripping too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
Now we just need a cheese girl and a bread girl and we can make a pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
Would they judge if a man is a suitable husband based off their hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697575
One of my friends has a straw hat with the remains of a dead royal crab attached, i wonder what they would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
Miss there's a penis in your cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697637
it's just a raging mushroom, no worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697641
I think it's actually relaxing in that tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696989
I like to think there are creepy versions of each monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697722
i suppose raging mushroom needs a day off too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697742
Like where there's not much manano energy in them so they're more monstrous than others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697838
No, they are just NEETs who don't know how to interact with people and the only thing keeping them semiattractive is the mamono mana. They literally live off of welfare mana from the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697059
Kinda like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697528
I didn’t even know that thing on the left existed until now

[Anonymous No.]

Oh you think you are hotshit? Then dress as a mailman and go into the hellhound neigborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697885
go be a milkman in a holst neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697885
oil up and run through jubjub acres

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697927
>tranny western webcomic
Fuck off with this faggotry you retarded fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697965

Once again, mgs making me want to know the answers to questions I’ve never thought of before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697965
I think it’s weird how mge dryads are basically bicorns with a preference for bug girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697838
>>45697848
>they still don't have it in them to bring any harm to humans
>however they don't know how to act flirty and end up terrifying men
>ghost that are like this tend to stand in the corners of men's rooms
>scary demons don't use contracts, their voices sound weird, and they can do things like turn their head 180 degrees
>zombies are faster and more aggressive and have the same bloody look that ghouls do
>creepy kikis have glowing sunken eyes, messy hair, live in your basement, and sits on your chest and stare at you when you're sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697987
its defiantly an odd and early profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697987
Me and a dryad would be besties, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697987
there's also connected stuff like alraunes and bees
maybe you're just supposed to be lord of the forest, part of the ecosystem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697995
I REQUIRE FIVE CREEPY KIKIS.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698003
some assembly required

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697987
They’re not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697059

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698054
i'd pet that tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697957
>Retarded
He's doing it on purpose and you're giving him what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698131
>cannot rest here, bed is already owned
dang

[Anonymous No.]

Bully alps. Never lewd them. Only bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698039
>trap you in their tree and sustain themselves off your cum
>once the tree gets healthy enough it produces sap and attracts insect monsters
>profile deliberately states that they enjoy having threesomes with the bug monsters and share their husband with lots of them
Yeah? Practically bicorns at that point

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, it's bird thigh time

[Anonymous No.]

>move in with hellhound childhood friend roommate who offers to let me bunk with her at her apartment in MGC
>tells me I can stay for free as long as I like in her dorm as long as I do the chores since I don't have a job yet
>makes me do all the cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, laundry, and scrubbing in all the rooms and the bathroom
>makes me wash her car too
>even makes me cook dinner every night
>even asks me to help her do her taxes
>while she sits up every day just watching television and eating junk food
>while she also snores loudly in her room, keeping me up at night
>all she gives me in return is a headpat every now and then and tells me I'm doing great and that I'm a good boy and to keep up the good work
>usually before she goes back and takes another 3 hour nap on the couch

Why are Hellhounds like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698166
here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698166
Bird abs are a rare, but welcome sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698157
The key difference is that the Bicorn lets her man fuck other mamono as a way to season the meat. Dryads do it to show off their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698178
I need my bird large enough to pick me up a fly with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698191
You can really tell it's an early profile because it implies casual sex
I feel like casual sex isn't a thing that can be done in MGE now with the current canon, not saying that's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying it's a thing. I'm incredibly insecure myself and I feel dirty myself for having even a tiny bit of experience. I'd also be scared that I could never really measure up, that I'd never be good enough if they had anyone to compare me to. I kind of like the no casual stuff cause of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698178
All that flapping would make harpies pretty fit. Except for jubjubs, all that cum guzzling ruins their figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>holstaur braps

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696670
Fuck this made me hard. I need a thick Titania gf that giggles childishly while milking my cock in a motherly fashion so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698264
irc most of the methane that cows produce come out their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

r u d y
u
d
y

[Anonymous No.]

Wear a collar for your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698219
Times change just like the taste of authors and artists, I suppose. Regardless of how we feel about then vs now at least Cross has kind of a consistent vision now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698346
Ok

https://files.catbox.moe/y5aitc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698371
Is it consistent? He hasn't really updated the profiles to fix it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of all these monsters causing a ruckus in my bar! How do I deal with such drunkenness?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698419
you need the roughest, toughest bouncer around: ms barometz

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698419
Simple: stop selling alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698219
>>45698405
Fuck off cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698340
love Rudy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698419
Get them hooked on weed.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking down the street in MGC
>see guy wearing nothing but a thong, kneepads and leather bdsm gas mask on all fours acting like a horse for his dark elf mistress in spiky tight leathers who has him by a leash and slapping his ass with a horse whip telling him to "geddyup" as they go down the street
>so disgusted I immediately return back home to my Order Commune
This is the future Monsters want. Absolutely revolting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697627
He'd get snapped up by a pirate before they could even lay eyes upon him. Which makes me realize how terrifying a pirate crew of Wonderland pirates would be

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact - if you go down a rabbit hole about any subject that fascinates you there is an 85% chance you'll find miss haku explaining it on one of her 72 channels.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Haku's face when you ask her to teach you how to be a good kisser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698562
>she just touches you and transfers the knowledge
should've tried that with ms pyrow instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696949
Zombie maid because I can turn her into a Wight eventually

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698521
Haku knows about how to set up a gaming PC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698595
Damn it, Miss Haku keeps doing everything she can to avoid my advances. How am I supposed to get a 700 year old wise cow girlfriend if she shoots down my attempts and goes back to hiding her face in her books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698646
they like aiding would-be monster layers
get her mom to teach you how to hunt the haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698617
Get this dragon a tracksuit, STAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698340
For me it's the Kappa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694238
>We need to impregnate more zombies
Couldn't agree more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698681
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698677
Aint nothing wrong with a nice kappass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698691
I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out with the zombie provided. She's already trying to tear your pants off with her sheer strength!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698691
nut first ask questions later

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories about servicing a mamono?
Not necessarily sexually, but things like...
>Helping a Jinko trim her claws
>Polishing a Demon's horns
>(Obligatory) Mofu brushing
>Waxing a soldier beetle's chitin
>Oiling up an automaton
>Carefully washing and drying an Ittan Momen
Just, you know, cute little slice of life moments with mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698712
i've seen horn/claw/scale care in a dragon story before
not that i remember which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698712
Are you talking about stories specifically about servicing, or stories with servicing moments in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698725
I'd be cool with either. I like slice of life moments with monster girls and a lot of stories are just a couple getting together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698701
She literally does nothing but drink and sit on her fat ass all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698732
You might like https://archiveofourown.org/works/35610664.. Has a man moisturizing a mummy. You might also like https://archiveofourown.org/works/39157218 as it has quite a bit of dragon horn filing/cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698751
ty ty, I will check them out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698751
oh yup, that was the dragon story i was thinking of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698691
First you take a ponus, then you take a vagoo, then you jam it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697885
What clothing would make you the most likely to get molested by hellhounds? Mailman uniform or a red hoodie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698781
If you're asking folks to choose between 2 options, then you should phrase it as MORE likely, not MOST likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698795
Shut the fuck up furfag

[Anonymous No.]

i do like the idea of causal sex with monsters not being tied down to one, especially if on a adventure traveling around the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698808
Nobody cares about your faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698781
a couple steaks strung together

[Anonymous No.]

japan is seeing record number of bear attacks

not really going anywhere with this, just felt like stating this.

[Anonymous No.]

If Ms. Haku doesn't stop butting in to correct people I'm going to turn her into a dairy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698827
Aren't Japanese bears relatively small? Might stand a chance of fighting off a Zipangese bear girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698751
now that's some good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698827
They must be putting something in the honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698808
>after a long hard and cum-fueled adventure, anon enters the dark chamber of the final boss lilim
>the lights flip on, revealing a surprise party of her with every monster he fucked on his journey
>surprise orgy with anon and his new harem ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698808
remember that one manga/anime where the girl decides to be a huge slut and sleep with 100 guys but then ends up falling in love with the first?

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45698315
Titanias are top tier MG. We need a writefag to make a story like that.

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so would a lich strike up a conversation with a guy she want to be boned by?

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>>45699055
probably staple several pages of correspondence to a zombie and send her over like a messenger pigeon for your review and potential acknowledgement

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>>45699078
I'm taking that poor zombie to a shelter

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>>45699055
"I am no longer obsessed with data, here’s a chart to prove it!"

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>>45699105
No I will not sign the Eros contract (marriage certificate)

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>>45699105
the two most dangerous factions in harmony

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>want to share things from my story
>also want some things to be a surprise
>keep going back to earlier chapters to rewrite them instead of finishing the story

Pain.

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>>45699145
if it's not agony it's not writing
i think

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>>45698801
Hi, Anon! Just saw you posted. I hope the new year is treating you well.

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Today's the day I tell my good pal Pyrow that I think she's cute!

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Humans are scum. Humans are weak! They are corrupt and immoral, dirty creatures, they only deserve to be destroyed with terrible and furious judgment raining down from the heavens. Humans only deserve to be brought to extinction!

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Get licked idiot.

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>>45699260
Looks like another pre-DL ancient evil just woke up from hibernating.

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>>45699260
Yes, mistress, punish me!

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Want a Lim to trade soft kisses with. Want a Lim to pamper with gentle yet firm massages. Want a Lim to eat ice cream and watch Jurassic Park with. Want a Lim to get a lap pillow from. Want a Lim to give a lap pillow to. Want a Lim to snuggle in matching flannel pajamas with. Want a Lim to play co-op games with. Want a Lim to sit in my lap and play with my hair. Want a Lim to let me play with her hair.

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>>45699313
the tyranny of lims

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>>45699325
Truly the most dangerous of all mamono. They will claim your heart for all time.

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>>45699363
I think dragons are cooler, Lims are just succ+

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>>45699372
The only dragon that comes close to a Lim in cuteness is Ryu. The only girl I'd accept that isn't a Lim is a Ryu.

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>>45699260
>t. Malef gets upset when her dinner is 5 minutes late
>Calms down after munching on a dinner roll and butter.

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>be monstuber
>get camera that turns to potato quality footage whenever anything interesting happens
>go into the woods at night where I know a bogey is and provoke her by throwing rocks at her until she gets mad and tries to grab me
>run away and make sure to shake the camera as much as I can while exaggerating my reaction
>publish video to monstube later that night when I get home
>3AM OVERNIGHT CHALLENGE IN HAUNTED ABANDONED BOGEY WOODS NEAR THE OLD ABANDONED HAUNTED MENTAL ASYLUM (I GOT CHASED BY A BOGEY) (SHE ALMOST GOT ME!!!) (HER FRIEND BOGIE SHOWED UP AND ALSO CHASED ME!!!!!!) (SHE THREW A PIE AT ME!!!!!!!!!)
>58M views
I'm gonna get so many monetized monster moneys bros!

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>>45699407
>gets arrested for harassing some poor campers

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declaring your love to a cheshire cat is the only way to truly take her off guard

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>>45699407
I am going to bring Jackass to the Monsterrealm. I will run through a Hellhound neighborhood wearing nothing but whipped cream while daring them to catch me. I will be raped on live live television.

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>>45699427
>Cheshire stops her japes and jokes for a few seconds and blushes
>You even hear an honest to god purr from her.
>It takes her about ten seconds realize whats going on and she panic teleports.

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>>45699448
suprised blushing chesire is something we all need

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We need more lilims

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>>45699448
you gotta keep her on her toes, when she next teleports in behind you in an attempt to return the situation to normal turn around and give her a kiss!

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>>45697179
>>45697225
>>45697279
>talking to haughty Mad Hatter at the tea party about different kinds of tea
>tell her I think black tea sucks
>goes deadpan as all the grinning lunacy in her attitude immediately flushes away
>go on to say that it’s basically watered-down coffee without half the caffeine
>she proceeds to shove her ass in my face and make me inhale all her spores
>come to my senses later in garishly-colored victorian attire while eating boob-shaped crumpets off a naked Jabberwock’s belly
I did not make a wise decision, I admit.

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>>45699461
Its a rare and lovely treat.

>>45699473
>Chesh returns to prank you
>You turn and give her a kiss
>She freezes for a second and flies back like a defeated opponent in a fighting game letting out a little shout as she does.
Complete and total defeat

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>>45699472
Boy do I have good news for you!

>stinky NEET enchantment master Lim who gets cured
>tallflat grumpy glasses-wearing portal master Lim
>petite harem cult leader Lim who desires the ultimate degenerate
>legal loli gamemaster/dungeonmaster Lim

It's the Year of the Dragon but it's also the Year of the Lim. If I can actually write up these big story ideas in one single year.

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Monsters will never make me break my oaths as a Paladin!
Seriously please don't monsters I really need some of those powers I WILL cry if I lose them

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>>45699490
valkyrie bait

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that a winter wife means easier running in the snow!
That and she can wear shorts and a T-shirt.
Truly yuki-onna are amazing girls.

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Why are demons like this

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Monsters are too focused with rape and getting off as quick as they can that they don't know the pleasure of slow, sensual sex with a lover.

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>>45699508
Valkyries are creepy...

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>>45699538
I will teach my Lim the power of the lotus position and cuddlefucking.

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>>45699539
Creepy girls are the best girls, especially if they’re socially awkward.

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>>45699550
>>45699538
>lotus position
I wish to be kiss corrected by a demon while she slowly fucks me silly.

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>Fr*g got btfo by Murloc and surrendered
I'm still laughing

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>>45699645
Got your frogs right here

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>>45699645
That's was something, I don't think that he will comeback. Kinda sad honestly

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>>45699645
Qrd?

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>>45699649
>>45699654
>>45699660
Okay that's enough attentionwhoring samefagging

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>>45699550
>"Please" you beg
>Lim wife has been gently rocking her hips on your lap for what feels like hours while you can only barely move
>she grins, but remains silent
>the shackles around your wrists rattle as you reflexively writhe, but your arms were secured so tight around her that it only pulls her tighter against you
>her wings and arms are closed around you in a distinctly predatory manner, with her tail wrapped around both of your waists
>she hungrily presses her lips against yours and coaxes her tongue between your lips
>you moan into her mouth as your vision goes white
>you're long past rational though while she ever so torturously works you inside her depths
>when she finally releases your mouth you whine, beg, and plead for your release but it's all in vain
>she only holds you tighter and continues her work while she whispers into your ear tender words of praise and encouragement
>all the while peppering every part of your face and shoulders she can reach with love bites and kisses as you drown
>when your climaxes finally arrive, it's intense beyond description
Be careful what you wish for.

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>>45699645
I didn't do shit. Why do you continue to larp? This is mental illness.

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Let's not anons

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>>45699678
he likes to bring you up every few days trying to start shit

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>>45699673
>arms chained
how are you meant to hug her back?

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>>45699673
>bondage

No, I must always be able to touch my Lim so that I can tease her back. She needs gentle touches and kisses and pinches and squeezes. I want her to drive me mad and I want to drive her mad until we both end up convulsing in the other's arms.

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>>45699702
>your arms were secured so tight around her
He is hugging her back. He just doesn't have much choice in the matter. Doubt he minds.

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>>45699718
Ah, a vanilla Lim. A fine variety. I hope you enjoy long nights of wholesome cuddlesex then.

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>>45699719
I'm a moron

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>>45699678
He must be referring to the X private message
>>45699660
>Tournament stories get announced
>Anons poke fun at the frog because he isn't in it
>Frog explained that he lost interest in writing and already explained it to Murloc to avoid more drama
>Anon ask for proof
>Frog post a X screenshot of a private message to Murlox where he explained that he won't participate and if I can do anything to suppress the drama
>Anons make fun of him because Murloc never responded
>Everyone get ban because jannies are based sometimes.

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With this new time machine we've successfully constructed and tested here at the Order laboratory, we can ensure our total victory over Monsters by going back in time and killing Lilith as a baby so she never becomes the Demon Lord and thus erasing the present timeline where the Chief God lost!

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>>45699769
>Gremlin jams it just by existing
Unlucky oderfag

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>>45699769
>hounds are alerted

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i made a wurminator
it is the pinnacle of making cute monster girls even cuter
just point and shoot
and be amazed at the newly made werecat wurm that's purring while coiling around you

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>>45699769
a protector must be sent back...

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>>45699784
>werecat wurm that's purring while coiling around you
We call that a bunyip, give mine back

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>>45699760
Seriously (not directed at you specifically), leave me out of the bullshit. Please. I had no idea he messaged me. I literally just checked and he was caught in the spam folder.

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>>45699784
what happens when you shoot a wurm? does it become wurmwurm?

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>>45699797
a wurm^2 is what that event is called
U get a wurm that has extra wurm to wurm her way into your heart and her smile is so wurm that u will feel wurmer just by looking at her

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>>45699769
>>45699786
>dun dun dun dun dun
>DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

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>>45699810
im gonna shoot it again

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>>45699792
I just want to get the record straight before the anti-frog skizo spew more bullshit. Let's speak about something else, where do we vote this year?

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>>45699823
Here:
>>45693816

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Nobody cares about your e-celebs, just monsters

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>>45699832
Thanks
>>45699833
True, who is your favorite race and why?

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>>45699784
Pharaoh-Wurm?

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Yeah but what about chill though?

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>>45699856
More interesting than sex. Love is what hooked me in MGE

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>>45699856
I want to chill on the couch and watch movies with my Lim wife. Comfy matching flannel pajamas, big ole blanket thrown over us and some homemade hot chocolate. Sex is secondary, love and snugs is primary.

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>Now he is calling it "zussy wussy"

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I have stolen the magical Wand of Wishes from the fairy queen Titania that grants the one that holds it unlimited wishes and magical power! I will become a god and take over this entire world with it! I shall enslave all humans and monsters alike! There is definitely no failsafe that renders the wand inert which will cause my downfall! I hope!

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>>45699945
>anon has fun bringing home his pyrow co-worker’s zoomerspeak to see his wife’s reaction in the bedroom
>she still grumbles about how she was resurrected from hundreds of years before this strange new generation
>anon knows he’s basically asking to get claw’d but her reaction is worth it

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Wurms...mean nothing to me...

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>>45700015
D:

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>>45700001
Few things can make my dick shrivel like zoomer speak.
I didn't even like the slang of my own generation I am most certainly not going to like yours.

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>>45700040
Anon doesn't have any rizz lmao he cappin bruhh skibidi ohio

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>>45694593
No shit? Assuming you mean a girlfriend. Gratz man! Hope all goes well. Hope all goes well and you return soon for more stories.

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>>45700027
>>45700015
NO. That's illegal. Someone fix wurmy! I need warm hugs and cookies, STAT!

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>>45700015
Yeah, how can you like them when bunyip are in the same category is beyond me

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>>45700100
They're sweet girls who love life. Enthusiastic, kind, fun, and cute. What kind of monster could dislike them?

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>>45700115
Check their profile, they have nothing to do with what you described

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>>45700119
Thankfully theadcanon makes up for the profile's shortcomings. Latenight has the right idea.

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>>45699760
>Everyone get ban because jannies are based sometimes.
Yeah, this confirmed my suspicion that schizo mick was involved in anti-frog schizposting

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>threadcanon
Also known as cancer

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>>45700159
>Latenight
The world would be far colder with him and his girls.

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I wrote the first ever Taisui story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52798564

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>>45700276
This really read like my chinese novels.

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>>45700366
The profile said those smart Slimes are hard to understand so I tried

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>>45700276
Neat.

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>>45700119
I always forget that Wurms have the meek personality trait.

Reading the profile I get the feeling that single wurms are basically wild animals with a ferociousness that would put any hellhound to shame, but once they're married they can become as soft as a kobold.

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>>45700436
Forget about wurm
Get yourself a nice Lamia

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>>45700119
>Though they possess the overwhelming power of the dragon family, because of their simple and meek personalities they can become very affectionate and obedient.
Sounds fine to me.

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>>45700276
Do people really just fall into Wurm holes like this?

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>>45700561
Average wurmbrain

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>>45696949
All four of them and also a shog maid too. Yes I am greedy, deal with it.

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>ask for a young mage
>this is her age

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>>45699856
I just want someone to tell me that they care and that I don't have to trudge on alone. Anything else is a bonus to me.

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>30 minutes have passed since you last bred your wife
>police chief malef has charged you with 'breeding hesitation' and 'failure to breed for an extended period of time'
>you have been sentenced to immediate breeding sex
>repeat

http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=74&id=hagane

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>>45700601
>Meet a dark mage that seems to be around your age
>Likes the same music, games, etc
>Eventually ask how old she is
>700
Why do all the old dark mages try to catch men at the tabletop store?

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>>45700741
It's the same with baphomets.

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>>45700818
>introduce bapho wife to family
>at first things are weird because she's a loli
>later on things are weird because of how she keeps talking about what things were like when Gilgamesh was in office

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If you had to join a sabbath which would you choose?

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>>45700741
>First time going to the local games store after the portals
>Time to relax with some comfy card gaming with the lads
>Haven't gotten to play my dragon summoner deck in a while
>The shopkeep seems bit nervous, as if something's holding them hostage
>There's a massive commotion as I descend the stairs to the playing area
>All of a sudden the good group of like 10 or so guys has burgeoned to 20+ due of sudden intrusion of single mamono
>Only thing keeping this place from being ran over by Anubises is due to the fact that this place is wintry hellscape at -30 Celcius
>The new people don't have proper decks, or know the rules
>They seem enthusiastic enough
>End up going from the usual format we had planned to a draft format as that was only way to include everyone
>Things went surprisingly well, considering how flooded the place was
>Stay back to play a game or two with the usual lads afterwards
>Couple of the new girls stay to watch to learn more
>Afterwards, the nerdy lizard girl gives me a wink
>Wrapped up in heavy clothing to endure the cold
>Hands a paper with her number and note if I'd like to get more hands-on approach in summoning dragons
Its not all that bad

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>>45700878

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>>45700955
I didn't expect a Redcap to join Marune.

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>>45699934
Yeti bait

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>>45700891
>Go to the wargamer section
>All the monster girls are using 3D printed porn models

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the soup is very tasty! she's happy you cooked it for her...

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>>45700878
Titties every time.

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>>45700878
Shirokuto Sabbath

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>>45700878
Do I have to answer with an official KC sabbath or not?

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>>45701121
Do you have some OC in mind?

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>>45701059
"Miss, this isn't soup. I AM TAKING A BATH!"
"Now, how did you get into my home?"

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>>45701129
Gamer boy bath water is a delectable treat to her.

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>>45701124
Yes, my bapho waifu oc is in it so that'd be the answer.

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>>45701195
If you really have a Bapho waifu then it's a definitely valid answer.

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>>45701195
Well anon, tell us what kind of Sabbath your OC waifu is in.