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40066379 No.40066379 [Reply] [Original]

seija is NOT cute!

>> No.40066473

seija is dirty and smelly. just being around her will instantly make you faint

>> No.40066922

I want to take her horns to a bench grinder and dye her highlights black. Then I'm going to make damn well sure she stops skipping school. She IS going to university, she WILL take care of me in my old age, and she BETTER be grateful.

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>>40066379
You are right, Seija is "NOT" cute.
I hope she remains as "ugly" as she is forever.

>> No.40067228

Seija stinks.

>> No.40067261

>>40066379
was that statement factchecked by snopes?

>> No.40067283

Seija smells like gouda cheese

>> No.40067735

>>40067261
nope.
just a bunch of people who are angry for effectively no reason.

>> No.40068852

>>40066379
I DON'T want to fuck Seija's feet!

>> No.40069164

>>40066922
That will just make her more delinquent. Seija is not daughterfu material, she is literally the embodiment of contrarianism.

>> No.40069452

>>40069164
She WILL become my model daughter no matter how far I have to go.

>> No.40069488

>>40069452
Seija can't be reformed because she places a negative value on friendship. If she can make every single human, youkai, celestial, lunarian, god, etc. she knows of despise her, she will be happy.

>> No.40069496

>>40069488
She's like a real woman

>> No.40069513

>>40069488
But I do hate Seija. She's my least favorite.

>> No.40069600

>>40069164
>>40069488
I can fix her

>> No.40069713

>>40069513
In that case, she'll keep doing the things that make you hate her.

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>>40066379
i want to suck on those toes

>> No.40070788
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How can anyone hate this cute smile look at her.
Anon you wouldnt punch that face would you?
Just come on, those adorable horns, the upside down bowtie, the silly ears.
Just begs pats.

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Jakupits

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Anon, put the knife down.

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>>40069513
Once your hate reaches its peak, she'll finf you when you're drunk and pull you to bed
Then later she'll happily tell everyone how much you like her, flaunting the big swolen belly you gave her

>> No.40088284

>>40088233
wtf? i hate seija now

>> No.40088294

>>40088233
I want her to finf me so bad

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P-Princess... I don't mean to spoil your food, but this is the last portion of rice we can afford...
Sigh... Back to eating grasshoppers, I guess.

>> No.40088814

>>40088233
Sorry, but I'm only for good girls like Sanae.

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>>40088814
Seija isn't a bad girl, she is just misunderstood!

>> No.40093745
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>>40093708
Yeah, I'm just misunderstood too... I'd still rather die than have a rape baby with Seija. I'd be unfit for marriage.

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>>40093745
I'd also be unfit for marriage but if there is someone that it might work with it would be her, two autistic lunatics together.

>> No.40093819
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>>40093780
I'm not autistic or a lunatic. Just a bit strange.

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>>40093819
Well I was talking for myself, I don't know how you are strange anon but I'm sure you'd make a fine husband.

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>>40093859
Who knows? Maybe someday I'll be the person I could be for my waifu. Until then, I'll remain a strange outsider.

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>>40093894
Godspeed anon, the day will come I'm sure of it.

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>>40066379
Didnt ask

>> No.40098720

>>40093708
She's a very, very, bad girl.

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>>40098720
No! Seija is a good girl.

>> No.40098824

>>40070788
I never noticed her bowtie is upside down. That's cute and fitting.

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>>40098824
I dont think I noticed it before someone pointed it out, the one on her back is upside down too.

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Seija is UGLY and MEAN and I HATE her and I hope she DOESN'T marry me and have 8 half amanojaku kids who AREN'T cute and HATE me!

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>>40101069
this is NOT what I want.

>> No.40106502

>>40105724
Jesus christ how horrifying. Imagine having to spend all your life with her, waking up every day next to her and growing old with her. Sounds like hell to me and I pray to every god in gensokyo this awful thing never ever happens to me.

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>>40106502
Can she even grow old? I mean she is a youkai after all.
You would be dead before she looked like she was in her mid 20s

>> No.40114778

>>40112043
I used the wrong words, I mean I'd grow old next to her. Not with her.

>> No.40115093

>>40112043
Youkai are ageless
Seija would outlive you and any children she gives birth to, though half-youkai children will live centuries before biting it

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I feel bad for falling in love with her, knowing that even if she liked me back she would have to live without me for the rest of however long.
She would have to see me age and become ill and wither away while she remains as young as the day I gazed upon her for the first time.
It is just the sad faith of living someone not human.

>> No.40117744

>>40117312
I think its super romantic instead. Loving in the moment without a thought for how much the future will hurt. They are letting their pure emotions overrun them and not thinking of the future, just how much they feel for you right then and there.

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>>40117744
You are very right but there is still an underlying guilt I feel, I cannot help it.
Loving someone so much even though I know I will cause the worst pain possible to them because of my own selfishness.
It is a cruel type of love.
Wanting only the best and most love to someone while at the same time fully knowing the end of you is going to ruin it all in the end.

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If she really loves you, she won't let you die just like that. She'll punch the yama in the face and wrench your soul from their clutches if need be. And who cares if it goes against some natural order? To hell with it all if it means she'll have to be lonely again! She'll cheat the system, cheat the fate and win against all the odds! Been there done that, right?! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, as they say.

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I will always love my jaku, no matter what.

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Reimu is abusing Seija again.

>> No.40134385

>>40101069
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5268871

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>>40134385
That is a good lewd

>> No.40137464

>>40131659
It's okay, she secretly likes it.

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comfy jaku.

>> No.40142245

>>40134385
Where did you get this picture of me and my wife?

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>>40134385
Should've made her eyes red instead of piss yellow.

>> No.40153684 [DELETED] 

>>40146869

>> No.40154023
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Casual jaku.

>> No.40159033
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>> No.40159286

>>40159033
Seija nyan nyan.

>> No.40159426

What if Seija posters turned into Seijas?

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>>40159426
Life would be a lot better, that is for sure.

>> No.40164645

>>40142245
From Aya.

>> No.40164770

>>40159477
What would you do if you were Seija Kijin from Touhou Project

>> No.40164793
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>>40164645
That crow needs to get a life of her own.
>>40164770
I'd put on a fucking hoodie because she needs to wear one more often.

>> No.40165287

What sort of fetish is she into?

>> No.40165547

>>40165287
Everything you aren't.

>> No.40165604 [SPOILER] 
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>>40164793
For you

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I NEED Seija.

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>>40165604
That is one of my favorite images, It's so perfect.
The eyes, the coloring, the art in general, the bandage and the perfect hair are chefs kiss.
I love it.

>> No.40172089

>>40165287
Pure vanilla
Everyone expects her to delve into degeneracy so her contrarian instincts make her pure

>> No.40174551

>>40172089
I have never thought about it like this.
Damn, what if this post changed all of our minds of her?
Would she turn into a degenerate?

>> No.40174647

>>40069164
>>40069488
ok but listen to me closely for i will divulge secret sage mental tactics that WILL make seija like me

rape correction.

>> No.40174793

>>40174647
Not now Okina.

>> No.40180900
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Why is Seija so...

>> No.40180985

>>40180900
dumb?

>> No.40181020

>>40180985
if she were dumb she would be in a cage getting publicly humilliated after pissing off half of gensokyo

>> No.40181132

>>40181020
She has dumb luck.

>> No.40181141
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>>40181132
No such thing

>> No.40181159

>>40181141
Seija is dumb.

>> No.40181174
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>>40181159
She's a misunderstood genius.

>> No.40181187

>>40181174
Seija is an idiot savant.

>> No.40181196

>>40181187
She's my savant

>> No.40181202

>>40181196
My condolences.

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>>40181202
U Jelly?

>> No.40181221

>>40181205
Just a little.

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>>40181221
I forgot this.

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The sister pair.

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Seija x Reimu kinda underrated desu.

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This hasn't been posted in a while.

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