Monster girl thread

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>>39778419
hotdoggeable.

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so post ya unded

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I belong to BIG minos

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Kunoichi ambushing you, dropkicking you onto the bed and jumping on top of you.

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>>39778520
she'll find me with no face for i have covered it

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>>39778496

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>>39778385
I would assume at some point a wyvern (probably one of the smaller species) fucked or got fucked by a Human which eventually led to the current Wyverians.

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>>39778542
jesus fuck, let me not think about the first verisons of them

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>>39778549
It could have been an argonian like species of wyvern that had evolved. if that makes it less weird.

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>>39778573
that still would have needed some time to get to a humaniod form, at least needed 4 generations for it to even vaguely resemble humans

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CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. I SEE HER BEHIND ME IN THE MIRROR. SHE BREATHS ON MY NECK. TEASES ME IN DREAM.

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>>39778589
probably. Although it probably involved some magical or fantastical elements.

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>>39778593
ah, yes. ze clown

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>>39778593
I hate clowns so damn much it's unreal

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>>39778610
>tfw you were sent off to do the 12 labors abd have to figure ot ways to get monsters hubbies
>>39778618
y u have such bad taste?

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>>39778419

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>>39778635
milk is no made in plants, it made in farms, not plants. silly flatty

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>>39778593
y dont u honk back?

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>>39778618
She's not a clown, shes a jester. Big difference. Name one clown that can turn you into a dildo.

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>>39778747
they the same, no if ands or butts about it

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Behold, one of the greatest succs

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>>39778782
>just a succ
>with those massive milkers
i think she be cow

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>>39778799
Quite the opposite. She makes YOU the cow.

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>>39778805
not that i mind but she still gonna let me drink some of her milk as well

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>>39778812
Yes. Its good that you want to, because she likely wouldn't give you a choice.

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>tfw no harpy gf

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Good/bad news. After much convincing, my waifu (pic unrelated) has decided to clear out the old storage unit where she keeps her unsold/unfinished prototypes!

The good news is I'll let you pick what you want from this exclusive selection of high-quality enchanted goods. Plus, my waifu isn't a hack, so it should all be relatively safe! Even her abandoned prototypes still have functioning fail-safes.
The bad news is I have little to no memory about what any of these things do. Maybe because the client's tastes weren't to my liking? Maybe because I ended up getting so fucked up that I blocked out the memories? Not my problem anymore. Come get yer junk!

>Black Fox Mask
Lacquered wood. Black with red and gold highlights. Seems simple enough. It's one of my wife's works, so it couldn't possibly be an antique/ancient artifact. Looking at it makes me feel both fear and arousal.

>Quill and Ink Set
A sleek, black feather fashioned into a quill for writing. It seems to have come from a chimerical demonic beast species, and not any harpy or other mamono. Ticklish to the touch, by the way Oh, and the ink is black. It is not goo. I even wrote a small note right here with the quill, to prove it's not goo.

>Handcuffs (Broken)
Okay, I swear I didn't break them. That's just how I found them in the box. The cuffs themselves are fine, and I even have the key. It's just that the chain connecting them is split in half. They'll probably work fine as regular equipment, and from a glance they massively boost STR/VIT/END.

>Mystery Box
One of a handful of boxes, sealed with a padlock that has been fused shut. I don't know what's inside, but I can open it up of you insist

That wraps up the first selection. I'll be back with more as I think of stuff/gauge interest I mean find it!

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>>39778854
Shit. That formating is atrocious. I'll be sure to fix it up if I ever do this again.

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Any news?

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>>39778854
fox mask, i like wearing masks when i do some snatch and grabs for my clients

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>>39778867
There is a kinky Anon out there with a big sexy wife, but deeper investigations have turned up little so far.

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>>39778854
The box is tempting, but I'll go for the Handcuffs

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>>39778854
Open up the Mystery Box.

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>>39778854
Guess I'll take the quil and ink

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>>39778662
>milk is no made in plants

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>>39779032
it be sap then, if it comes from plants. Not milk

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Reminder: don't stick your dick in random glory holes

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>nightmare vision goggles
>let you see the world from the perspective of the closest nightmare

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>>39779048
Hey cool, I can see my house from here... Wait, why's it zooming in?

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>>39779048
how does a horse sneak into my house, up the stairs and into my bedroom without making a noise

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>>39779048
>puts glasses on
>nothing changes
W-what does that mean bros???

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>>39779048
im more a fan of ligma visison

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man, i wanna spread some troll cheeks and shove my face between those two massive cheeks

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Say something nice about her.

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I'm going to catch the deer and

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>>39779255
She stole my wristwatch

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>>39779255
Very soft ears (and thighs). A good bird.

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>>39779255
She has a cute smile!

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>>39779264
The hunter becomes the hunted.

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>>39779255

Bern makes a good wife.

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>>39779289
to be fair white horns are easy to german suplex

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>>39779255
>Say something nice about her.
I want to marry Bern!

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>>39778419

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>>39779264
Reminder: Female deer travel in herds. Males often have multiple female mates. Female deer play hard to get at first, running away at first before accepting their mate.
You'll catch her eventually Anon. Then the rest will want their turn too.

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>>39779390
what types of kiks are there? what crazy combos of dog and birb can mix to make some strange kiki breed

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Okay. I did some more digging around, and found some of my waifu's notes on the items in question. Faded ink, water damage, or deliberately destroyed pages make this all incomplete, so keep that in mind.

>>39778882
Vixen's Disguise
>Inflicts wearer with a wide range of effects similar to the vixen insignias
>Heightened senses, reflexes, and agility
>Trial reports have pointed to increasingly sadistic/malicious behavior, even for me
>Feral sex drive. Carefully consider schedule before testing/recreational use

>>39778900
Fool's Shackles
>Enchanted with powerful strength enhancements, but also magnifies any arousal felt by the wearer
>Experiencing arousal will invert the enchantments, steadily draining strength
>At critical arousal, the severed chains can be linked together. Grasping them will feed the drained strength to whoever is completing the circuit
>Client reported missing after departing to a large subterranean complex. Could not find an appropriate test subject/victim I was okay with

>>39778914
Ink of Remembrance
>Need to think of a better name
>Using the quill to mark the skin will result in the ink recreating the initial sensation on loop, until swept over with the feathers
>Works with most inks from Demon Realm sources
>Trial results extremely promising/amusing
>Will look into less expensive quills

>>39778909
Everything about that box was seized and is under seal—I mean, burnt up in a fire. Also, the box disintegrated on its own. Just now. Sorry. Here, have some thin mints instead.

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>>39779398
shoebill/tibetian mastiff

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>>39779401
>>39779401
perfect, i tend to need a way to help me clear out some dens and this would help as well as with tracking some dudes to get and give him to the cleint

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>>39778890
any details on said anon or their wife?

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>>39779398
bloodhound/bearded vulture

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>>39779404
perfect guardmaid
>>39779421
the kiki that never lets a target go, and if you catch her eye, lord help you

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threadly reminder that i love my harpy wife.

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Oh dear, anon... what did she do to you?

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>>39779452
Wel, i did pull up her dress and started to mess with her anus outta the blue......so Im getting spanked

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>>39779416
Only that he knows exactly who he is, and
he should post more often.

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>>39779046
>Anon sticks his dick in a gas station's glory hole
>Starts feeling like his dick is about to be ripped off from extreme suction
>Blows the best load of his life seconds later
>His dick was sore for 3 days afterwards
>An Automaton also started following around and calls him "Greater Being"

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>>39779467
Did his wife wear a bodysuit?

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>>39778890
NEWS RAT DEMANDS T H E S C O O P

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>>39779398
>Tibetan Mastiff × Ostrich for kiki giantess
>Chihuahua × Humming bird for smallest kiki
>Put together for best effect.
Have a bunch of the little kikis hide in the dress of the big kiki. A mess happens? Big kiki comes in to sweep up the big bits while minis swarm out and scrub up the finer details. Master needs loving? Big kiki comes in and restrains him burying him in fluff, and little kikis come out to pamper him and give him something to hug. Bed time? Big kiki is the bed, little kikis provide cuddling. Someone attacking the house? Big kiki tanks while little kikis bite ankles to pin down before big kiki does the finisher.

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MGC Police have revealed new restraint techniques. Anon Rights organisations have called it 'unfair' and 'bullshit', stating 'how are we supposed to even go outside anymore?'
More at 9.

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This thread is making me feel drunk

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>>39779564
Just wear an explosive vest with Delmon realm powder in it. they catch you and the whole block is K.O for 24 hours

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I want to marry the most boring and bland monster girl

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>>39779526
There is an increasing number of rumors that Anon and his much older auntster are dating.
The latest news is that they've been seen sharing a milkshake using silly straws.

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>>39779632
awww!

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>>39779401
>Ink of Remembrance
That's kinky as hell. You can just make a bunch of scribbles on sensitive bits and basically have a magical perma-vibrator. Just one line could drive someone crazy. Imagine drawing a circle on your wife's nipple and going to work. For you nothing exciting happened, but for her it's hours of being teased with no hope for release. I wanna get a cute kikimora and make her write "I love master" on her thighs and then not let her erase it for days, so she it's burned into her head. Or get ahold of a prideful brat and draw circles all over her private bits and refuse to erase them until she begs. Just make sure to pamper them afterwards.

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>>39779615
Elves, then?

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>>39779648
I hate elves

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>>39779664
Those new shrine maiden uniforms sure are something...
I'd rather go to an old fashioned shrine.

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>>39779255
She is a harpy.
Sadly not the best kind.

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>>39779664
Its always the fox hags
Every time.

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but what if man was the real monster all along?

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>>39779682

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>>39779255
She's cute.

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>>39779686
>Worst humans of history are referred to as monsters
>Demon lord turns evil monsters into cute waifus
Fresh new conspiracy theory: Hitler is an alp.

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>>39779686
The real monster were the friebds you made along the way

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>>39779719
>zombie ryu Mao Zedong

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>>39779564
I don't care about being jailed. I WILL grab the slime cop's breasts.
Monster cops are for being molested.

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Is it possible to fight fate?

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>>39779687
Uhooooghhh, Momster Fox Erotic. Impregnating a woman who is 900 years older than you is the best.

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>>39779772
This old fox might have started my obsession with hags.
Might.

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>>39779759
nah a jianshi, fits her better. think about it

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>>39779771
if it's atropos, clothos and lachesis you steal their shared eye and extort them

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>>39779771
Try asking the cupid sniper waiting for you to try

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>>39779791
Yes please, right through the temple if you would.

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>>39779785
She really does awaken something foul in my mind.

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I'm gonna steal Selene's sword. Wish me luck boys.

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>>39779830
I don't understand it but I admire your dedication to it.

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Steve? Send the phone spiders!

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>>39779771
Why would you want to? Just ask her nicely and she can make it so those pesky thoughts of leaving will be drowned out by her love.

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>>39779875
AAAAAAAAA SPIDERS!

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Does someone who knows Japanese have any new information on the game? it has been months since the last Patreon update and i am starting to get worried.

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>>39779896
hebihebihebi

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>>39779935
Its only been 2 months my dude.

There was a 6 month gap between diary 008 and 009.
Relax

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>>39779935
Last update was end of March

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>>39779896
I-I won't submit to albinosnek

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>>39779896
What a cute noodle

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>>39780008
She's not trying to keep me captive is she?

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Why don't you worship at the altar of fish pussy anons?

> Oldest and most traditional romance stories involving monster girls, going as far back as millennia ago

> As pure of heart as any unicorn and without any of the hang ups

> Will literally never rape anyone no matter what

> Magic blood that gives you powers on top of what mamonobama does, highly sought after by everyone

> Voices so sensational they could make you cum from singing alone, and will sing you songs of their love

> Can freely move on land, water, and can hover across the ground

> Doesn't need clothes, uses magic to hide her bits

> Well known, recognized, and respected by all cultures so never an issue bringing her home to meet mom and dad

> Even less issues than most regarding income/work as mermaid blood is valuable and they are known for selling on the side

> Rich culture and history that will stimulate your mind as well as your body

> Lots of subspecies enables diverse backgrounds and higher chance of meeting niche needs, both inside and outside family

> Physiology constantly changing to meet whatever physical needs that men want, which is why they went from laying eggs to live births

> Demon Lord herself says they're better than your waifu (source: trust me bro)

> Omnivorous, not a picky eater


Literally perfect, you have no reason not to marry them anons, NO REASON


No I'm not a mermaid I just have a skin condition stop asking

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>>39779111
you're alping bro

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whole lot of white snake in here.....wheres tihe 80s hair
>>39780060
lol, words make me eyes feel hurty

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>>39780008
But the bed is empty. Why doesn't she get in the bed too?

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>>39780060
Because orcas aren't technically fish.

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>>39780060
>Demon Lord herself says they're better than your waifu
another monster pushing the anti cunny conspiracy

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>>39779092
ninja horse

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>>39780060
reddit

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>>39780060
>reddit spacing
>roleplaying
Absolute cancer

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>>39780136
>>39780139

>samefagging

fuck off

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Anything I should know before docking my ship to the nuki trade station?

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Should we try message KC that the sabbath isn't appropriate in the civilized world?

I think he thought they would be cute but didn't realize there are so many pedophiles in the west that can see his work and come to bad conclusions.

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>>39780200
Here's some advice the bean counters gave me: "do not dock your ship to the nuki trade station".

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>>39780188
>anon doesn't recognize post cooldowns

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>>39780210
Fuck off, retard.

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I don't know why danukis are so cute to me. Is it how evil they look?
Am I attracted to findom? Succesful women? Because they are all the demon lords chosen people? They do have very nice ears.

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>>39780228
but I need to offload all this salvage if I'm gonna jump back to the core...

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bapho lap pillow

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>>39780060
I'm up for it, but it'll have to be an unagi joro though. There's no salt water anywhere near where I live and I'm not moving.

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>>39780060
I can't swim. I can't even float. I can walk on the bottom.

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>>39780295
There are fresh water fish anon, so there's no reason to assume there aren't also fresh water mermaids.

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>>39779768
You're falling RIGHT into their trap. You fool. Idiot. Jester. Clown. Slave to your desires.

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Have you written a story about your wife? If not, why not?

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>>39780402
I write stories about other people's wives

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>>39780402
cause im an artist

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>>39780407
all I can write is greentext setups

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>>39780295
Unagi joro are great

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>>39780308
>meet this dude online
>lives near me
>he's a real bro
>likes going fishing
>talks about all his favorite spots
>asks if I want to meet up and fish
>fuck yeah
>get to the meeting point
>bro ain't here
>message him
>says he's stuck in traffic and go ahead and get started
>take shoes off and wade into the water
>wanna get to the deep parts for the big fish
>something grabs my leg and pulls me down
>it's a mermaid
>she's got whiskers
>realize bro was never real
>I got fucking catfished

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>>39780402
I'm trying to get better at writing. Also I want to avoid the possibility of someone else wanking to her which is pretty cucked

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>>39780456
monster girls catfishing as a anons to meet up with anons is untapped potential

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>>39780466
oh god thats a good point
i never even considered that

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>>39779255
Her thighs could easily crush a watermelon.

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Rapists gonna rape.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/97362417

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>>39780480
I want them to know. Look, but never touch.

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i wanna find nuggets or better known as very old models of automatons

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>>39780289
That's a pretty cute pic

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>>39780502
It's just a part of the cycle of life.

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>>39780502
>it is the year 2024
>the portals have opened
>hellhounds try to unleash a campaign of rape onto this new world
>unfortunately most men don't mind getting fucked by a super hot chick and many who could never get any before the portals are excited at the prospect
>it's the year 2025
>most hellhounds have developed self image issues from their lack of ability to rape
>because it isn't rape if it's willing

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>>39780502
>>39780595
What race is the best cuddlemonster? I need a cuddlemonster.

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>>39780603
the hellcore/mantihound.

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>>39780603
dont listen to him>>39780614
Its the bogey, bunyip, Krakens, and wurms

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>>39780642
Wurms?

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>>39780645

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>>39780642
>forgetting yeti

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>>39780603
It's ushis. Fluffy, strong hugs, bondage, pelvis cracking sex. It's everything that makes cuddling cuddling.

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>>39780645
Basically dragons with no legs, are simple minded, lovely and derpy, and have very maternal instincts, they are also built tanks and look how cute they can be
>>39780667
it tends to happen when bogeys exist

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>>39780602
Anon, when monster girls fucks you - they, especially hellhounds, don't think too much about "Yes! I finally raping him!". Only your face in pleasured agony matter

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I dont wanna be old......

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>>39780706
It's not fun unless they get off from making me powerless

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>>39780502
Not if I rape Ms Hellwan first.

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>>39780682
>it tends to happen when bogeys exist
Reject modernity, embrace tradition!

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>>39780738
nah, another joined the club of downgrade and forgotten monsters

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>>39780706
>T. coping hellwan

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what would You like your monster girl wife to make for you, or what would you like to make with your monster girl wife? for me i'd bake her cookies.

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>>39779771

Leggo mah Eggo, honkysnek!

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>>39780708
Drop the pants and stick your dick out. I’m sure the nearest hag Dark Mage or level drainer monster will gladly suck that age out

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>>39780863
Have you just been commissioning an endless stream of artists?

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Anal breeding with thick lolis

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>>39780895
this picture was from an art trade, but yeah, of course. and i've been drawing them myself. i remember when i only had 3 images to post!

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>>39780916
>anal
GARBAGE

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>>39780890
I’m not that old, just don’t wanna be older than 22

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>>39780863
All the monsters I like are carnivores so I'd cook a feast of bbq to get a horde of them at my place

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>>39780934
This

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>>39780934
If you fuck that hole you'll make her a mother. Don't do it.

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>>39780863
Some nice meat loaf with gravy and some sweet potatoes

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>>39780994
I'M DOING IT

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>>39780533
The problem anon is that you also can't touch because she isn't a physical thing, which means wanking to her is the closest that you're going to get to sex. If other people are also wanking to her then they're just as close sexually to your waifu as you. Being okay with that makes you a cuck.

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>>39781041
my waifu is real she's just waiting for the portals to open in 2 weeks.

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>>39780994
You can just stuff it, I ain’t listening to you

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>>39781049
whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.

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>>39781049
Just two more weeks, Anon

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>>39781049
She is real, but she's waiting for you to get hit by a truck so she'll have a chance to drag you into her world.

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>>39779896
Gladly

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>>39779840
>stealing swordlims sword
thats a paddlin

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I can't take a shower in the fairy kingdom without having fairies and pixies buzzing around my cock like bees surrounding flowers

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>>39780948
12, 22, 200 not a big difference when you are a baby not even a thousand years old

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>>39781120
I can’t bathe in the river without some rata taking photos so I know your pain

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>>39781106
>disarming a foul monster of her cursed weapon. That's a paladin.

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>>39781151
At least my hips don’t creak like old door hinges

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>>39781137
short and fat tail

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>>39781253
I’m gonna go after Kanakoinstead

[Anonymous No.]

Cant have everything
Cant have a cute kitsune mother wife AND have a cool uncle.

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>>39781311
Gotta love purple snek

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>>39780502
Battle of heroes starts playing

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>>39781316
No you don't. You can love the pharaoh instead. You probably should, actually.

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>>39781335
>>39781316
the desert sucks, i'd live on the summer isles instead

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>>39781335
Nah I kinda do

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What typical woman things do monster girls do?

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>>39781360
do their hair
talk about boys
flick the bean a lot

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>>39781360
go shopping most likely, look at fashion, drink some holst milk

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>>39781360
Talk shit about other women of course, ie did you see that dress Miss Nuki was wearing, it makes her ass look fat etc.

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>>39781335
Ignore the grape snake, love the Coco Pharoah

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in wonderland 9+10 is 21 and anything you want it to be

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>>39781492
it's paradise for people like me!

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>>39781504
We're all a little mad here

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>>39781514
one big happy crazy family!

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>>39781504
very much so, also love it when I can fuck and t pose into existence somewhere

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>>39781504
I too am bad at math

[Anonymous No.]

Will you attend your childhood friend succubus' bat mitzvah?

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>>39781535
uhhh no speakie enlish

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>>39781335
>You can love the pharaoh instead. You probably should, actually.
This post is making a lot of sense.

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>>39781535
I have no childhood friends.

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>>39781514

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>>39780916
! !

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when you tell her that she needs to suck out the poison

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>>39781683
She put it there so she's the one who needs to get it out. It's only fair.

[Anonymous No.]

i just noticed that her horns are suppose to resemble a jester hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781675
This looks like dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781675
Advanced Cow Disease I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781747
what a codience, taking about bogies whie im drawing one right noe
>>39781758
yeah, way too big for the thread

[Anonymous No.]

I have a strong need to stage dive at an MGC concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781796
i have a strong desire to mess with phantoms by misqouting plays and making bad puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781743
Ah! Scarycore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781743
I want to hold her flower tail in my hands and pet it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a beluga whale mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781904
outrageous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781904
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781904
may as well go full narwhal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781338
>The Average Royal Makai citizen on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781916
Dont remind me..... of that song

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419
How do you imagine Automaton-chan singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781947
just dont let them touch your balls

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my wife to a concert for her favorite band

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781904
https://youtu.be/tqOW0Woi4Ek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781947
imagine trying to sound dramatic on a basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781956
like a vocaloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781974
Penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780402
I wrote it and you guys said bad hurtful things about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781996
what'd they say and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782000
was furry faggot, that be why

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781992
there's that familiar level of discourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780863
Peach moonshine with my Satyr wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781992
benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781956
>>39781977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPHZyJPn8A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782005
i mean, if you're posting about furries here, you proably will get a lot of hate for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.]

all of this talk of posting wives reminds me of that /v/ screencap where someone posted his waifu and got cucked by another anon recreating her and taking screenshots of fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782014

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419

[Anonymous No.]

I love me wife, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782069
I wanna ask selkie-chan if she wants to go clubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782069
not my favorite but if a tall nordic monster wants to sling me over her shoulder i suppose that's fine

[Anonymous No.]

39782033
fuck off with that shit
>>39782069
im stealing this fat seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782084
That's it, you're getting in the sleeping bag no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781747
No they are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782069
i wanna cosplay spurdo sparde
>>39782123
so what they supposed to look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782136
>so what they supposed to look like?
horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782136
wood davers

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they hate each other?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782151
why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782191
im going to steal this blue anubis away from the sand to live in good old MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>New Monstergirl class: The Dark Alchemist

[Anonymous No.]

Post face in boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781514
Quite so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782238
these aren't my glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782238
The comfiest position

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419

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>>39782273
still a midget lol

[Anonymous No.]

Cat keeps stealing my Pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782090
selkies are scottish, are they not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782315
it's plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782322
I googled it, 'celtic and norse'. So either goes, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls with big ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782330
Tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782274
I don't care how big my monsterwife is, only that she is my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780402
Boy have I!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782191
She looks haughty, slave anon is going to have his work cut out for him dealing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782399
slaves of anubis probably have it the roughest. they expect them to actually do things sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782440
that's why I applied to be a sphinx's slave, you do nothing all day but solve a couple riddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782273
God, rabbit girls must be very efficient rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782289
cum on the pizza slice to ruin it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782330
Hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782472
Kinda ruins it for me too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cute JK monster girls that call you Sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782289
she doing u a favor, eating the shitty food and making you actually eat something worth a damn for your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782452
>"What has twelve legs, is red and gold like the setting sun, and howls at the moon?"
>"Honey, can we please just have normal sex for once"

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782452
I want to defeat the sphinx by googling her riddles!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782505
a ballgag might work too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782505
you seem to be having difficulty answering

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782549
jokes on her, I wanted to be smother by a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

Rainbow party, but it's a bunch of Sabbath girls putting the lipstick on their assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be a rich fox's boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

Mob faced monsters make the best wives and mothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782505
why not just power bomb her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782512
But Miia is a dipshit who's constantly hurting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782594
>ywn be a rich fox's boytoy who uses the money to only buy her cute or lewd clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782611
though hard to believe i think it resembled comedy at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782611
ur a dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782549
i like when monsters implement underhanded tactics to get a man. honor is for lizards and losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782655
holy cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782649
>honor is for lizards and losers
I would say a bunch of lizards would be typing a response but those dorks would break their keyboards with their claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782655
irc there is a hell in hinduism specifically for men what have sex with cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782662
what goes on in hell in monster girl land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782707
fugging, sinning & repenting in no particular order

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782707
no cuddling after rape

[Anonymous No.]

>Finnish automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782661
I'm torn between the noble professionalism of a lizardman and the tomboy chuuni of a salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782722
Not monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782723
sallies seem like more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782729
?

[Anonymous No.]

Men need to be colonized by aggressive species like hellhounds and manticores if average regular succubi can't leave much of an impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782723
tomboy chunni sally that you make a tomboy chunni broodmother sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782740
Chinese gachashit aren't the same as MGE automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782745
you should lay more respect on average regular succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782745
Sounds gey and cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782737
Sallies are more fun but there's something about winning against a lizardman and getting her as your loving wife that just appeals to me.

>>39782748
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782745
Nigger are you retarded? Average succubi are still one of the higher tier monsters. They're known as expert descalators for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

needy

[Anonymous No.]

Are monstergirl serf lords nice? How are those who are born into it treated?

[Anonymous No.]

hey
marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782748
I hate that they aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39779398
jackal-seagul anti-kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782853
Fucking maid took my food

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782847
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782501
it must be very hot if she's left her jacket behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782849
>no chunni tomboy salamander that you defeat in combat (by playing mortal combat)
>ywn turn her into a broodmother
>swn keep exercising and playing sports despite being pregnant
>swn boast that her super powerful milk will power up your children to defeat their foes
>swn keep boasting about her awesome sword skills even with her very round tummy
>ywn have daughters that are even more chunni and tomboyish than their mother
hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782847
Hey can I speak to mofu support? I married this fox and she's really cute and all but I think something is wrong with her. Is she autistic or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782915
she is but please be patient with her
all foxes are special in their own way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782915
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782915
Roll her on the carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782723
i have a hard time considering lizardman anything but a strictly worse salamander
turns out that's still pretty good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782915
does she get wet or does wet get her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782936
Salamanders are the tomboy childhood friend.
Lizardmen are the cold senpai

[Anonymous No.]

i will be the best clown fucker the worlds ever sine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782847

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782984
>worlds ever sine
haku clowns closing in onto your position

[Anonymous No.]

Smol owl of the thread, how do I get a lilim gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783008
just get limmed. easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783008
>"Just ask"

[Anonymous No.]

Explain to me how can monstergirls help rehabilitate, cure and fix defeated Edgelord Heroes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783037
instead i'll just not include them

[Anonymous No.]

biblical accurate angel monster girls with multiple heads, flaming eyeball wheels, pitch white skin with weird black writing all over her body, hundreds of fiery white wings, and speaks with a hundred voices at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783037
By adopting him and giving him the loving mommy figure he never had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783061
thats why you never let a chunni angel write this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783061
>implying that the bible doesn't also depict them as looking like humans
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783061
pitch white? is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783074
It depends on the angel. And why are you being randomly hostile all the time? Chill the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783071
maybe it's someone like Metatron getting bored of the stuff she hears from all the lower angels and takes a crack at making something wacky for Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

This talk of angels makes me wish that Bastard! was still running.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe shogs were the real angels all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783142
>all those eyes
I want to make all of them heart pupil

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1524541518605787136
What did KC mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Angels will look at monsters on Earth and believe they don't stand a chance against the Big Mama Angel Goddess but fail to remember that it was a chosen hero who willingly became the demon lord's husband, becaming the reason lilims exist, and thus ultimately responsible for causing the fall of Lescatie, a beloved place by the Order.
Imagine fucking up this bad lmao, angels are big dum dums

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782846
>Be me, about to be born in a serfdom
>Dark elf mistress found out she was pregnant at the time, and soon after mom found out as well
>Turns out I was born the day after my mistress gave birth
>Mom is petrified, afraid her mistress would accuse her of stealing her glory
>Mistress soon comes and mom clutches me in fear, thinking she would send me off
>Mistress comes with a teddy bear and baby clothes in one hand, with her own baby daughter in the other
>Month later
>Mistress implored mom to put me in her daughter’s crib so we could both be watched over at once without worrying about two cribs
>Liked by mistress so much that she stepped in when mom couldn’t make any more milk
>Let the minotaurs step in when she herself couldn’t
>Grow up alongside mistresses daughter
>Constantly teased for being younger, even if it’s by a day
>Claims that she owns me and that she’ll marry me
>She was either a fortune teller or a really good guesser

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783173
looks like some sort of list of rules regarding making MGE fan-works

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783173
the champion we do not deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783037
The human kingdoms don't care for heroes, say the hero defeats the demonlord or even a lower general in her army, what is the hero to do after the kingdom no longer needs a hero? What use are his skills, he can't very well turn against the humans to conquer them, his only option for normal life is to join in a union with mamano, not to turn against his former people but to stop the pointless fighting that only serves for the gods amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

The real angels are the poor cute little humans. That’s why they belong at heaven fucking angel pussy instead of m*nsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783173
i like it, but for others, it's a landmine.、
Circle "Black Vinaigrette" and, we made a table of propensity and attributes that are dealing with in the "Monster daughter picture book".

I think that there is a possibility that it will be offended if it does not fit、
I have you through the eyes, I think that you can refer to whether it is fit or not.Thank you for your cooperation in the housing division.

In addition, since the propensity has not changed for more than 10 years, the attributes to be treated will not change in the future.

Main proclivities-Attributes

・Monster daughter ・Outsider daughter -Monster daughter
　The lower body is from the extrinsic daughter such as Lamia of the snake and Arakune of the spider, devil daughter such as succubus, beast daughter of the Kemo ear Kemo tail、
The appearance of such as witches and vampires is no different from ordinary humans, "Monster girl picture book" is the main content of girls other than light closer human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783270
-Demon daughter × human male
Monsters of the world of "Demon daughter picture book" are all female, have a property as Inma under the influence of the demon King is a succubus.
They instinctively seek a relationship with a human man as a man's spirit to be a sustenance, and as a bond to make a child.
In other words, the demon daughter of this content is everyone Ehchi. We all do great things with a human man as our companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783250
You would never catch me losing that hard to some dumb fire dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783279
- reverse rape・
monster girls are so much looking for human men as matchmaking and companionship、
Try to forcibly etch the men to mono, there are often things that end up the reverse rape feeling etch.
There is absolutely no sucking and killing a man, but there is no element such as eating in a dietary sense after the fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783173
I don't see anything new, seems to be the same list of rules he has always linked. Why post it just like that? Hopefully some shithead didn't pester him with ntr or similar bullshit again.

[Anonymous No.]

How will Bat-Anon save monster girl Gotham from the wretched bogie, the Joker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783290
it's always an ntr rant. i know it does him no good but the man is right and i'm glad somebody is crusading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783326
i'm not sure if clowns have any natural predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783283
Says evert anon moments before she plunges her muscular hips upon yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783290
Honestly the only "new" thing in his list of what he doesn't like/want is yuri/homosexuality in general. He always seemed to have tiptoed his way around it, but now it seems like he's finally telling people no, it doesn't fit his world. Which is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783356
i definitely wouldn't lose to freckles. probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783352
My wife and I hate clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783364
Huh? That's not new, that's been there as far as I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783356
Those are all rumors meant to scare men

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780508
Continue your lilim stuff you fuck.

>>39780402
Uh I have about the species but I dont think I have a correct waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783356
God damn I surrender to freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783384
Has it? I remember reading some of his Q&As years ago and I remember reading a question that asks if MGs can be homosexuals and his answer was basically "I'm not gonna write about it, but do what you want". Of course, that could just be a false and i'm thinking of something else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783417
Well it certainly isn't new on that page. The wording doesn't seem to have changed
He has always said that there is no yuri (outside of corruptions/friends and harem members fooling around but those are not true yuri)
Nothing new there.
https://mgearchive.neocities.org/askfm.html
>Although it exists in the world itself, it is a matter of my preference, and I do not officially deal with homosexuality of Gachi, at a level such as bye, play of monsterization and harem, or play between friendly monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783366
>>39783414
>frecklesluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783464
nah man I just love freckles
but I also love trolls so maybe their is a connection

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783464
>frecklesluts
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783364
He’s based for telling the yurifags to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783464
Don't bully them anon, it's an illness just like those with crippling mofu addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783453
>Although it exists in the world itself, it is a matter of my preference
But i'm pretty sure that contradicts the new way it's worded, Which it seems like he saying it doesn't exist in the world at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783496
pls stop, gonna OD on freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783496
>even puffy vulva freckles
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783496
ughhhghghgh I want her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783496
that hellhound doesn't look aggressive
would still surrender to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783498
It is ML so some nuance is probably lost in translation or something.
The point is just that there are no homosexual monsters.
It exists among humans (otherwise alps and liliraunes to a lesser extent wouldn't exist) not among monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783591
>when you have poor penmanship when drawing your summoning circles
remember not to mess up your circles anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783591
oh no how embarrassing
everyone can see her lady parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783591
>Be dumbass anon
>See thread explaining how to summon succubus
>know it's fake
>About to exit thread
>Look at the instructions that seem stupidly simple
>Fuck it
>Make Pentagram using ketchup
>While repeating "I want a cute succ GF"
>Just need to add cum
>Take out cum sock
>Place it in the middle
>Nothing
>Anon decides enough is enough and cleans everything up while he watches the nightly news
>As he disappointedly cleans up he hears something he never thought he'd ever hear from any news station
>"THIS JUST IN, A NAKED WOMAN WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE WINGS, HAS APPERED OUT OF NOWHERE IN THE STREETS OF MANHATEN"
>Anon looks at the screen his mouth slack jawed
>It's finally happening
>Monster Girls take Manhattan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783687
>succ looks at the camera
>"I am going to rape the shit out of anon for this!!"
what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783707
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783687
>Look at the instructions that seem stupidly simple
>Fuck it
Why would you fuck the instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783715
That's why they fail for /x/. They follow the instructions instead of fucking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783715
To turn them into a monster girl more anal than an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782238
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783715
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783715
This ensures you summon a monstergirl instead of a bloodthirsty murder demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783715
this >>39783721

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783723
I'd love to anal Anubis, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtWHgkNH5yU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783713
>snap my belt shirt
does it still count if you snap the belt with your hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783037
>edgelord hero jobs to level 5 tailet fox
>while he is completely mind broken the fox pampers him, thus completely inverting his personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782069
I get pensive about selkies because the most famous story about them is very sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783848
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783913
That's an impressively thin hoodie, yet still I see no nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783913
Awoooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783913

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783913

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783913
>>39783953
I don’t think I could stop her even if I didn’t want to fuck her, I mean look at that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780813
>coping
Tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783953
You came to the wrong neighborhood, boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783965
The future is now old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783953
instructions unclear, I'm going to fuck the dog

[Anonymous No.]

>Dating night at the local dragon bar
>See a sad but gorgeous looking red dragon
>She's drinking hard alcohol by herself
>Sit next to her and order a fruity cocktail
>Notice how aged her scales are from up close
>She smells like a grandma too
>Quietly shift to another seat next to a much younger wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi disguising herself as a clown...
Clownoichi, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784044
bad dude vs dragon ninja

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784044
Is she a clown because she takes down her targets with laughter?
What if she meets an utterly depressed anon who can't laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784022
>Notice how aged her scales are from up close
>She smells like a grandma too
>pants get painfuly tight due to rock hard erection
>start sweating due to the immense granny-lust overcoming you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784044
You know she’s near her target and about to strike when you hear an ominous honking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784089
>Is she a clown because she takes down her targets with laughter?
And throwing pies at them.
>What if she meets an utterly depressed anon who can't laugh?
She will make him cry the tears of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon makes a big deal about how the observation diary story is actually a horror story and that he's sorry for suggesting it
>give it a read
>it's different from what he said it was it even has a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784116
Just imagine going home late at night, when you suddenly hear fast approaching honking, and then kunoichi jumps out of nowhere and suplexes you

[Anonymous No.]

>Source?
>Heh, no time for that with REAL journalism, kid. Rookie mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784311
Time to sue for libel

[Anonymous No.]

remeber not all dragons are greedy gold hoarders

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine serving garlic soup to a vampire, haha.
maybe with raging mushroom broth
every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784311
It was revealed to me in a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784311
>Mating Press? I've never heard of it.
>Why are you taking your cock ou-

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784311
>Source?
>My ass, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784359
i like to think nightmares use the sythe to open veiwing portals to dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784359
>The Virgin Newsrat Vs. The Stacy Soothsayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784103
Grannies have dried up starving wombs that will mercilessly suck out semen until they made up for lost time, this is especially true for reptile grannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>me after long day of work in elite order "anti monster" taskforce

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784383
hot. I'm going to make her forget all the lost time and stop caring about her wasted youth

[Anonymous No.]

I want /tg/niggers to go back to their stinking holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784348
I want to join this sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784311
>Outrageous article about how 98% of boys are sluts to mofu
>The only citation is another article from a fox-run website
>The only citation on that article is a quote from a fox TV hostess
>There you finally find the original citation
>It's an anonymous blog post from a self described mofu-addict
Monster journalism is a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784410
shut up conspiracytard, Anano Silkyfur wrote an article how "mofu addiction" is not real. In fact - all men should touch fluffy tails and manes at least once a day to allievate stress and avoid dangerous hyperspermia related illnesses like hysteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784428
>hyperspermia
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784428
Well, those Fox tails do look soft...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784444
Don't you know? After puberty, men start to constantly produce sperm. Also they are in heat all the time. This proves two things:
1. all men should cum in monsters as much as possible to relieve the stress from constant seminal production, for the sake of their own health (if they don't want to - they should be assigned a mamono guardian, who will take care of their physical wellbeing)
2. all the liberals are wrong - men are the most horny creatures and all attempts to state that they are not, are just them acting tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784479
Independent fact checkers from Zipangu confirm the desire to drown in mofu is natural, and not indicative of pathological behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784498
This sounds like nonsense but I'm too tired to care.

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>>39784558
It's because I'm ESL, don't think too much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784567
Need ESL monster girls to hit on me with their horribly broken engrish pickup lines

[Anonymous No.]

What happers if the hakutaku doesn't get her morning coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784609
I am going to charm Anglo monster girls with my broken grammar and horrible accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784631
They do the mentat mantra.
>It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784631
they ponder whether coffee is good for you or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784687
It is the safest of the "legal drugs", compared to like redbull and some of the stuff thats banned overseas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784687
Coffee may or may not be good for you, but Sensei not having her coffee is certainly bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784631
She reminds you that overconfidence is a slow and insiduous killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bold words for someone within breeding distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784803
>Lady, I just asked if I could borrow your salt since my shaker is emp--

[Anonymous No.]

>>39780603
best monster of course
happiest when they are sleeping with their man in their arms

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is getting pulled out of the castle by gaurds
>"Everyone, Ya gotta belive me, the queen! The queen isn't human! I saw her true form, you are beign decided!"
>Anon's screams fall on deaf ears as he is removed
>The queen assures the king that the man spoke madness.
>As they retreat to the bedroom, none hear the increasing giddyness of her laughter
>none are there to see them enter
>and not even the king sees her close the door with her tail

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>>39784884
how can those moos be so powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784348
You can tell her diet has been rich in nutrients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784953
just perfect in every way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784022
yeah what kind of freak would want to marry a stinky old dragon haha

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone help me with demon summoning? The book I got stipulates virgin blood, but I ain’t a virgin and I don’t know any virgins, are there any substitute?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94689422
Kid and an elf found bathing in the river

[Anonymous No.]

Taco cat is taco cat backwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785189
Cats are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785224
>yeah cum inside me bro if you didnt itd be pretty cringe haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785224
I agree, you need to kiss the cringe away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785189
do your turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785399
nerd bat

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere deer to call me "dear"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783173
>>39783290
He's beating himself up over nothing again, even the Japanese comments are reminding him to take care of his mental health. He really needs to follow the age old Internet advice of don't feed the trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785386
>instead of normal dirty talk cheshire spouts stupid 4chan buzzwords
>she moans BASED BASED BASED wuth every thrust

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784004
It's still shitposting even with cheshire picture, tourist-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781338
Oh god no a xenomophr girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785523
open the door grandpa the nurse has arrived to change your soiled briefs again.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never be able to cope with the fact that we live in a world where wanting to marry a pure and absolutely loyal woman and creating a happy family with her is an escapist porn fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785224
Nothing is more cringe than cheshires on catnip compilation videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784383
>>39784103
im to go on a cute date, have a great time, go to a hotel and then fuck her until I faint

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785386
ever since the clown updates, memekots are now obeleste and old

[Anonymous No.]

wow cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785662
people say that, but everyone shitposts with Cheshy anyway. And there's tons of new Cheshire porn, and not so much of Bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785702
u want clown porn? Is That W hat I Hear, then I'll make your wish come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785662
>ever since the clown updates
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785702
>t.coping granny chesh
>>39785766
bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783724
Wish there was a tag for this. This shit is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39781338
Ah, to enjoy a tea party with monster girls. It'd be the one time I'd enjoy feeling nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires have an ability called 'Jester Install' that lets them go beyond their normal powers and take on the new wave of demon clowns. Their fuckery and teasing ability increase as their strength, speed and smugness does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785868
yup, to be better they must be upgraded, bit sad, innit? and they do not surpass the smug levels of a normal bogie who will just look down at the womalet memekot's attempt at being her and say "how cute"

[Anonymous No.]

Ur wife is cringe

[Anonymous No.]

im hungry for some troll pies right about now

[Anonymous No.]

muerto

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785868
can a cheshire deflect arrows with her sick sense of humor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786183
Elizabeth is mean! Mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786262
What ye exp3ct from a corpse?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let bunny girls die of loneliness, they become undead bunnies and become way faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786492
I'm going to flirt with koakuma in the library as patchy tries to quiet us down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786183
>"If you´re gonna turn me, can I at least choose which undead? I´d like to be a Vampire, and have cape wings, fly at nigh..."
>"AAAAAAAAAAAA" Sounds of enraged soul clawing
And a new zombie is born!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39786183
Shit wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786262
I warned you about nobles.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786693
>icy fat thighs
I might try and fuck 'em if they were bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786715
Hey, some nobles are alright! Like vampi-

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon in MGC that's get really into acting like a demon from ages past
>Want to make her own army and castle and everything so a hero will raise and try to "defeat" her
>Everyone else just plays along since she's not really hurting anyone
>She even manage to convince a bunch of imps to be her "evil army"
>there's a equally deluded Valk trying to make anon become the hero to save the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786778
Cute battleships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786858
oh no you sunk my jengaship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786858
I really do love noble undead, just wanna mess with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783020
May I please have a lilim gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778635
>be typical /jp/mon TismAnon
>go to Gardens for free tendies
>dont make eye-contact with femmes ofc
>make repeat visits, still lots of free tendies uneaten
>score!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786941
here, take his smelly one we found in a NEET cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786978
sexy braces

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778635
Let me click on that valk story damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786978
Veronica is cute. I want to get overwhelmed and fucked by her slimes while she watches in amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783061
Ok... but where do I stick my D in all those spinning wheels of flaming eyes etc etc...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785500
KC would not be looking for that kind of advice.
KC is probably going to stop making MGE except for the games they give to patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere monsters universally demand a tribute of one(1) article of used clothing per month. Underwear preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778890
I mean the gme

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop flying jubjubs from squirting on me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787144
It was cute at first but I can't let her keep a big pile of used underwear in the bedroom, it's unsanitary.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787144
if she wants my scent she'll get it directly from the source. and if she takes my clothes she better give them back washed, or else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787144
Tfw she finds so many Anons are Americans with sharts in shorts
>Akamanes start circling any Anons in a maga hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787324
Is that a tail color to match her hair or did she blueflame her farts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783931
>marshmallow cats are still cats ie carnivores
it'll be a learning moment for your kids, seeing it hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787401
So what does it hunt? Candy apples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787310
Just shove her face into said source.
She may start licking though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787498
are tyoy lying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787502
Anon are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

leaky stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787690
He just wanted to fish, poor guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786029
fuck you. shes the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39786211
yes. it manifests in physical form. shitpost elementals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783931
love how LNight gets the pass on being off topic, since his cats have been absorbed into thread canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787944
They are the real puppetmasters of all monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787959
I want one as a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787144
Looks like Anon visited Zipangu and ended up marrying a snake.
Hope the language barrier is not too much to overcome. Isn't there a god who takes care of this issue in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788028
yeah, eros is fluent in body language

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788021
big horns very marriagable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788103
Judging a cow by the size of her heart is good.
Judging a cow by the size of breasts is better.
Judging a cow by the size of her horns is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788028
Bold of Anon to believe he got away from Zipangu with only a danger noodle. Soon, he will awaken back at the temple monastery where he shall be put to work making more white danger noodles for the Ryu Goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788134
>Anon commits multisnek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788164
barb does the best fluff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I've been rereading the Bartimaeus trilogy which has a lot detail on how important it is to not make any mistakes when summoning demons such as drawing a proper summoning circle and speaking clear instructions that the demon cannot "misinterpret" to their advantage. It has me thinking of how fun it would be to summon mge demons or other mamano and make a "mistake" so that they can leave the summoning circle and do what they please. Although I guess technically the "demons" in Bartimaeus are Djinni/Genie but the general concept still sticks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39783352
>i'm not sure if clowns have any natural predators
Anvils and pianos which strike from above

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788195
Thick eyebrows are one of the most seductive assets a monster can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788239
Why do monsters have such complex clothes when it still looks like they're wearing nothing at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788289
Why do human boys wear complex clothing when they will still walking shaking their crotches begging to be stripped anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788134
That's what he gets for going to some remote rural village instead of the typical touristic spots.
The monsters there hadn't seen a free man in over 20 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland variant of Jinko blocks your path. How humiliating will be the rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788239
time to abscond with this completely defenseless wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39785550
I feel like you'd have to pretty drastically change xenomorphs to make them work with MGE. I suppose you could take notes from the Bees and Ants where drones find a husband for the queen and they get to keep the ones she doesn't like.

And of course there's the problem of what to do with facehugger-loli. Maybe she merges with a human girl to make a full-grown xeno girl? Do monster girls even do things like capture humans for monsterization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788330
a big cheshire with poor communication skills, oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788330
The hard part would be trying to keep a straight face while she keeps demanding you pound her bandersnatch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788405
Creepy and scary, only real men would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39782485
Can't argue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788164
at this point why even wear clothes at all?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788464
i can argue with that

>>39782485
why not both? sit in the big one's lap and let the small one sit in your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788625
clothes are important. she'd just be some wild beast otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788625
MGs only really wear clothes for sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788645
You don't need to keep posting those shitty memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788679
The Kazimierz girls should've been centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788239

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788625
Insulation?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788355
They were designed to be rapey and invoke images of impregnation. Its why their heads look like dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788679
Fool, you've left yourself open to my ultimate attack! No monster can resist the belly rub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788833
hope you figured out what to follow with after belly rubs, cause you're only safe as long as they last

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788839
it's okay ms jinko probably won't immediately go into heat and savage me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788858
Start thinking of names anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788839
chin scritch could buy some time

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes would be less shit if they just committed to being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788916
it sounds easy on paper but anon keeps knocking them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788911
you're making it worse (better) for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788839
Belly rub pacifies the monster and gets her under control. This leads into womb massage which stimulates her into ovulation and excites her. Then you go into loving missionary which is a set up for the finisher. You see this was all a ploy. Belly rubs can only go so far, and they were never meant to stop a monster from marrying you. Belly rubs are a taming technique. To achieve true victory, you must unlock the forbidden techniques only known to the true masters of the style. The monster will believe she has won after securing you as a husband, but then one day when she's swollen and helpless carrying your child you will strike. She can only lay there helpless, hearts in her eyes quivering in ecstasy as you show her the pinnacle of the way of the belly rub: the pregnant belly rub. Even the proudest, mightiest, most dominant of monsters can do nothing but submit to your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788839
>sample
Don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788964
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788964
I got the image from google search man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788958
my hand over her pregnant belly and her hand over mine is the peak to which all existence aspires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788833
I thought the point was that no man could resist the belly rub?

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember never make eye contact with the office succubus, she will consider it as a invitation to rape you in the office bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788965
>>39788980
I don't know if you fuckers are being ironic on purpose or really need to lurk the fuck moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789027
I apologize, we happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

what's so wrong with safebooru anyway? I don't want to look at porn if I'm searching for cute pictures to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789004
That's why it's a forbidden technique Anon. Every man who walks this path is in danger of being swallowed by the dark powers he wished to take for himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788998
Careful, you'll wake up your daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788839
i'm afraid to give belly rubs. my hands are fuckin frigid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789052
So long as mg arnt real there will be no happiness

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how about this. The portals open and you can go through them right away BUT you have the option to keep it secret one week so you can get a head start.
What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
Go through with as much documentation on earth as I can gather so they have an extra week to plan the invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I would never. I'd be happy with a mucus toad if it meant not even one person had to wait a second longer to get out of this shit. Besides, actually holding out on girls who genuinely want you and would treat you right in favor of the best ones is female shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
Nah, I'm not denying any of my bros what they've wanted for so long for any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789185
is it really wrong to be picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788021
>tfw no Megaloceros centaur GF
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789210
I can only speak for myself when I say that I'd of course be extremely happy with a noble girl, but if a bubble slime was especially lovey dovey and after me in particular, I wouldn't reject her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788149
It's her fault for being so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I don't need a head start, I know exactly what I want and where to get it, so the moment portals I'm off to get my kunoichi wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
nope, i know who are mines, but i cannot let the world suffer for my own desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
Whats the point in being a squidbro if you don't have your squidbros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I would go through and take that week to convince as many powerful, high position monstergirls to go through the portals first and conquer Earth in the name of every man getting his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I don't care about a head start. Ii just want to get a mana marker. There is only one breed I would want.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788958
The pregnant belly rub is a double edge sword, you run the risk of waking up the sleeping babies inside and make them move, now you have to keep rubbing untill both mom and babies calm down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I'd take pics, get locations of portals, and set a livestream and then only post it here. I don't need a head start, but I figure I owe you guys for waifu posting with me for these years. It's up to you if you want to spread rhe word.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789140
I would leak it here with >proofs, tell my parents where the fuck I’m going, grab my cat, and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789649
>grab my cat
king has priorities

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789659
He just wants a cait sith, not that I can blame him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789678
Genuine thread question, who here actually wants their pet to monsterize? I personally can't stomach the idea of dicking down my pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789691
I'm a big sithfag but the idea of fucking my monster pet seems pretty fucked up.
There was a significant intelligence difference beforehand and a rather clearly defined power structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789691
I couldn't. My headcanon is that all cats get LNightified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789691
I'd be okay with monserization, so long as our relationship is platonic. I'd be happy for my pet to become my little sister, but I could never have a romantic relationship with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789726
Oh jesus that's too many marshmallow kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789726
LN cats are canonically immune to wurm damage.
Taking your cat with you is just an unfair advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789606
If it's a horse shouldn't the kick send him flying?

[Anonymous No.]

So if I move into a haunted house, can I make the ghost pay for half the rent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789780
not a lot you can buy with gallons of ectoplasm but maybe you'll find a use for it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy a pack of wolf girls and marry a dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789873
I want to buy a pack of wolf girls and sleep in the middle of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789888
that was part of the plan, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778419

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Need...
Multi arm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789605
It is hard, but if done right, your daughters will be born saturated in love and naturally weak to belly rubs after being conditioned in the womb. Your wife can only look on in horror as she sees her bloodline be doomed to an eternity of slavery to the pleasures of tummy rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789969
the sheer lack of gratitude from that man frustrates me to no end

[Anonymous No.]

What girl is best for Oyakodon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789969

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789969

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789975
>instead of headpats, your daughters will ask for belly rubs as praise
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789969

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789691
Guy-with-cat here, I am not after a cait sith.
It’s just I am not about to abandon the little furball. He’s like a puppy, least aloof cat of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789980
Nah, that bitch deserved it. I guarantee you would have done the same in his position, unless you are profoundly mentally unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789873
>>39789888
Implying you could handle more than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790067
you're right, i couldn't, but them overwhelming me is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790077
That’s the spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790048
I'm not into siths either but it would be pretty cool to take a pet through the portal and have it turn into a demon beast version of itself. Something like a less derpy version of Battle Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789780
No, she's part of the deal of the house. If you want to move in you have to let her give you a blowjob three times a week, or have sex with her at least once a week. You can negotiate to lower the rent though in exchange for more frequent sessions. Cuddles are compulsory. In today's housing market, you can expect to get fucked in one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790097
Yeah I could be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790067
>>39790077
Day 1 with the wolves
>Can barely last 10 minutes, completely overwhelmed, can't win against the pack
Day 60 with the wolves
>Can last two hours, still overwhelmed, sometimes win against the weaker member
Day 200 with the wolves
>Can last six hours, remain overwhelmed, have yet to win against the alpha

[Anonymous No.]

Would furfaggots please go to /trash/ where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790159
Siths are for cuddles not cumflation, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790062
VRChat?

[Anonymous No.]

Very spooky ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39784398
Based. You clearly missed one last thot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790192
This ghost comes through your tv and slaps your ass.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

to overcome the spider's curse simply quote a Bible verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790176
Mgt vrchat meet up when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790226
slap her ass harder

[Anonymous No.]

How does one monsterproof their house?
Please help I'm running out of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790276
Put a sign on the door that says "no girls allowed".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39789986
The one that can literally do just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790323
>he forgot the z
you fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790241
There's no gays here so it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790348
>no gays here
Nah. Everyone else in the thread would alp but me. You guys are all homogay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790226
Fuck her ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790348
This is not what I've come to expect from 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790337
which one do you want to be the mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790348
>>39790373
Shut the fuck up tranny faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790235
Matthew 21:17

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790420
oh no
hes retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790392
>>39790253
She'll now curse you unless you can make her cum from anal.
Good luck getting out of the predicament you got yourself into.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790514
is this 3d? I think a lot of 3d stuff loses too much detail or implied detail to really be attractive to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790551
the constant clothes clipping and weird object physics get me too.
maybe it'll get there somebody but it isn't there yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790551
looks like 2d that's rendered in multiple layers, like paper dolls. the artist has a lot of animations very similar to that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you not talking about spiders? Are you racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790486
can we arrange a trade instead? i don't wanna get cursed but she can take my firstborn instead. but joke's still on her because she'll be the mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790653
I am bug-cancelling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
Every sensible man goes through the same emotions when meeting a spider, these are in order:
>Disgust
>Mix of fear and arousal
>Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
Yes. They are FILTHY weavers that cover humans with heretical clothes in spite of Goddess clearly making them to be naked, smothered by angel breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
Incredibly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
i will love the spider but i will not be the spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
I hate spiders, too many legs.
I's just gonna go for a nice lamia wife instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39787709
Some one should make a Monsterhunter Monstergirl Encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790807
I could marry this if the portals would just open. It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790276
Depends on the type that are attacking, no one single countermeasure would prove effective, greenworms could be distracted from attacking by planting a garden outside, hellhounds might fall for a decoy that is sprayed with your essence, foxes are more clever so you might want magic symbols to ward your house, if she has more than 2 tails though it probably will only delay her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790837
I get the feeling that she's wearing nothing underneath that piece of loin cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790852
A decoy would work for all of five seconds.
Also, all preparation goes to hell in an instant if they team up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Subject: Anon
>Age: 24
>Occupation: Shitposter
>Fate: Raped by Horses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791004
how does a centaur deal when anon doesn't comply with rape and sidesteps as she tries to back up towards him, leaving yet another wet smear on the wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791062
Centaurs hire rape assistants to hold unruly anons in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791077
>tfw some monster gets hired to hold your head in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791097
'hugs for hire' are the deadliest assassins

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790514
respectfully, this looks like shit

[Anonymous No.]

best monsters to crew a starship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791240
between 6, and 12 million chesires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791221
Homewrecker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791240
a singular shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791240
A Shoggoth navigator at the least. She also doubles as the ship's janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791253
>their in the walls
>crawling through the vents
>hiding under the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791240
plug in an automaton core

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791266
>>39791268
are they good in a crash landing situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791328
her airbags deploy in case of emergency

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791255
Literally, imagine having a fully grown horse in your home. It would be chaotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790647
Refer to the tier list. Nacha notwithstanding, Arachne species tend towards the aggressive, seductive, dominant type, with access to several key fetishes. Furthermore, they tend to revel in their own sadism, and bring out the submissive side of others.

For my own good, I have been advised to keep my distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791328
She'll become your oxygen mask and vacuum suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791328
...
your not a good pilot are you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791328
they can doube as literally any piece of equipment, so yes. massive shogtrampoline

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791344
Horses are stupid, violent, and prone to bouts of hysteria which can easily result in their own deaths

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791348
why are my favourites so dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791328
>purple rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791371
what buffs does a shog get me? do they stack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791371
i want a monster to sing this to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791341
>mashes her master-captains her between her tits at the slightest alarm
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791396
Canonically you become immune to slashing and piercing weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791366
i think you're attracted to purple and blue. i speak from experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791062
they can mount on a man and thrust on his cock, but his cock would have to be long enough to reach her rear, and the man would have to get use to his face being covered by her front pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791361
So are women. Imagine how bad it gets when you combine the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791447
it doesn't look like the most pleasurable position for them and while i do not doubt the power of the down thrust can they muster much upward momentum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791348
i dont see bogie, the clown one on this list, I'll assume they are among the most dangerous tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791366
Because you have good favorites
>Mucus Toad
>March Hare
And refined tastes

[Anonymous No.]

The big question is where's the hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791240
you need a gremlin engineer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791506
She'd probably be right next to Bogey, the stuffed one.
Some key fetishes, but less aggressive and more likely to back off in the face of well-intentioned resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder, shogs are invaluable on terraforming missions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791534
Depends on the source, some say that have front and back, others say only on the back, I am not into centaurs in general so I would say I would prefer only on the back. Having two sets would be too strange for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791534
One on each end, not including the proverbial backdoor.

Also, why does she look like a fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791571
you could probably get by with one drop of lilim juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791571
pretty sure it homesteading when it comes to shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791566
nah, do you know what bogies do? They punish naughty little boys, which means any man that misbehaves and they love toying with their prey. They are the dark to a bogeys light

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791571
I want to colonize a whole planet with a queen shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791591
and also do performances that cause their prey to both feel fear and weirdly joy and once you get a performance from one, you'll be forever entertained, as well they have the power to make you open up like a "kid". And They are spiteful as well

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Filll in the blank
I'll have one _______________ please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791571
The queen of slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791371
>Risk of Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
bucket of fox milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
Fat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791571
Imagine the undulating sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
Ticket to Wonderland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791769

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791587
Sounds nice. I'd homestead on a new planet with shog a thousand lightyears away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791810
Wait by "down the rabbit hole" was that a clever play on words meaning Cheshire anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791724
That's a cute out—
>bottle
>rattle
>POV inside a crib
Mommyfags ruin everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791810
something very similar to pic related may appear in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791766
milk-based spirit realm where all bodies of water are replaced by unspoilt milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791441
this is very true, those colours do things to my mind and body. don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791865
but from where does the milk flow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791858
im a mommyfag and that also pisses me off as well. would be perfect without the rest of shit, that honestly is more infantilsm bleeding into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791591
>>39791653
The tier assignment was made after careful consideration, based on a hypothetical scenario where I am alone and targeted, but also with regard to the likelihood of this scenario.
In short, I am unlikely to be targeted with any great intensity, so the rank reflects that.

Furthermore, we have and continue to maintain professional relationships with Bogie organizations. In such settings, they are rather courteous and reserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791872
it replaces the water cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791366
I feel you. My favorite has been Ushi-onis since the beginning. I just try to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791894
>look up
>its raining fucking milk
>>39791893
makes sense since as long you are not naughty, they wont come after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
Bucket of slime waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a lamia ghoul blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791955
imagine a jabberghouls blowjob
>>39791967
truly american, me hace llora por la USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791967
you fucking retard he gets two number 9's.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791976
>me hace llora por la USA
Speak english you dumb spic or go back to /int/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791851
Go balls deep in chesh's ass and you never know where you will end up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791995
Calm yourself, fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792003
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791995
Gato gordo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791982
The question was
>I'll have one _______________ please."
How do you order one two number 9's you big goof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792013
go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792026
So don't try and post a shit reference to Big Smoke's order if you can't do it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792031
cepillar el gato

[Anonymous No.]

I love FAT MEATY CHUBBY PLUMP AMERICAN monstergirls
God bless the USA

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, Bogies have red stuff dripping from their hands. And druring sex, it will get on your clothes and make it seem you've been therough some shit....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792051
Fatfags go to >>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792051
I want to pin this Harpy down and fuck her ragged for an entire week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792093
At least by her breakfast, lunch and dinner first anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792051
im going to the beach and thats a turkey harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792067
Looks like we found the sabbath shill, better not post thick mom bod monsters or he'll cry to his van bros outside

[Anonymous No.]

Why do these threads dislike paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792151
Are you retarded? Actually, don't answer that I'm pretty sure I know the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792153
why's anonymous got to lie like that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How will crimeanon torment sgt anubis and the MGCPD today?

[Anonymous No.]

She was summoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
He put glue on the handles of all the police cruisers. Kind of just being a dick now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792153
who says

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
Go to the school dressed up as a cop and do one of those D.A.R.E programs for condoms, but instead of being against them being for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
leave the magic bogie mask in the breakroom and let chaos unfold or tell Lt.jabber where they keep the donuts
>>39792173
whenever I see chub like that, i wanna play with it and also at the same time place my head on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792153
because naizuri is superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792153
https://twitter.com/thirty8ght/status/1523995294014513152?s=20&t=JBUO7w-_zHHZ4Gh1npYDGw

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792199
>rubbing dick on a plane is better than having two massive honkers squish and kneed your dick
dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792153
You’re dumb if you think that’s true with the amount of cow and momster lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792209
if you get two lolis going at the same time you might be able to spark some kindling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792219
>>39792219
thanks to you, i burnt my bellend

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792204
love that artist for how he does the venus body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
I dropped pedomorphosis potion on the city´s Holst milk supply, and the megamorphosis variant on the Sabbath Scout cookie dough tanker. Tomorrow´s breakfast in Monster Girl City is going to come with a side dish of Milk war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792265
>he doesnt know holsts still have tits as lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792265
>drink my glass of milk for the day
>end up a shota
>try and go to work
>end up getting sat on the lap of one of my coworkers as they coo about how cute I am
>One of them, a dark mage, gets real handsy with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792269
holst milk doesn't increase breast size either but we've been down this road far too many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792295
Is there anything in-setting that does increase the size of tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792172
Im going to steal a pyramind and make it a step one that has an octagonal base as well as invert it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792323
it happens with the much harder to obtain extra thick holstaur milk, a potential outcome of the prisoner fruit and presumably other similar corruptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792368
>>39792368
u learn something new everyday

[Anonymous No.]

who made her cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792432
why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

post the cutest trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792518
Stupid smug snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792518
>reddit filename
Holy shit go the fuck back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792518
I like this artist's snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792461
I’ve carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792567
ewww, leaf me be and bee gone

[Anonymous No.]

AND IT WILL COME

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792597
>>39792597
UP YOUR BUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792567
>>39792597
Shut the fuck up you annoying, spamming faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792524

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792607
thank u for this cute troll, and it made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792576
>leaf me be and bee gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792607

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792623
Its almost as if.... they were puns that were supposed to be quite punni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792633
Save it for clown class, funny man

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792650
ah, my favorite class out of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792558
oh no! the shy but aggressive black mamba

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792607
>>39792632
Please keep any and all phallic objects away from monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792689
>lift phallic object above your head and away from the monster
>leave your phallus unguarded
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792763
I wonder how big her shoe collection is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792765
i thought she only had one outfit until i saw her in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

39792821
cringe obaa san

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792821
i become concerned when angels have ulterior motives

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792821
sexy and erotic oba san
would marry and cum inside everytime

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i've a hunch i'll be extremely vulnerable to charm skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792898

[Anonymous No.]

I wish mgs were here to save us from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hebineko1/status/1512426705490628608
Now that I think about it Legion sounds like a legit good idea for a demon type mono harem mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793024
it's a bit cliche

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788679
Man, Platinum has some insane hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
2-Liter bottle of Satyros recipe Irn Bru

[Anonymous No.]

>>39788625
>at this point why even wear clothes at all?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would you sleep in a vampires coffin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793128
if i recall vampire lore correctly vampires have to sleep in the soil of their home land,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793128
if it was seras

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793146
>haughty noble vampires actually sleep in a pile of dirt
what a bunch of losers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what is the ordinary day of an ordinary mg like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793062
Please give me source or name of that doujin please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793128
yeah, i might get suffocated tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39791729
Undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793024
It'd be good, but it'd need something more to it than just being a hivemind harem. It'd be sad if it were only queen slime minus the goo. Maybe something like make it a yandere that picks a guy and sends out different bodies to seduce him. He thinks he's sleeping with a bunch of different women, but it's all just the legion. Slowly he becomes addicted to her mana and he starts instinctively approaching her bodies even though he has no idea it's all the same monster. Then one night he gets a room and tries to bed a new legion body only for the room to change. It's a hellish place filled with woman he recognizes. All of them are the women he slept with. In the center of them all is a demon, the heart of the legion. They milk him dry and let him go. But now he knows it's a hollow gesture. He'll never be truly free again. He's been marked by her. She knows where he is. She has a bodies everywhere. He's slept with her so many times, the mana has destroyed his ability to resist. He can run and hide all he wants, but one day a woman will approach him arms open wide and he'll walk into it willingly. And then he'll be back in the center of his harem again, only to be let go. Eventually he'll give up completely and ask to never leave. The heart will embrace him, and he is welcomed home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793293
holy shit, that would be amazing and the heart is extra shy in all reality but acts out differently in every body.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ogre Adventurer
>Big thug with an oversized weapon and scrap armor.
>Big Proponent of might makes right.
>Also exceedingly weak to massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793320
That sounds like she's putting doppelganger out of a job. Although, kc does seem to like giving undead girls evolved versions Maybe doppelganger turns super yandere after being pent up too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793390
How about legion is what happens when a ton of doppelgangers are lonely for too long and end up together as friends and decide to unite and become one to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate ancient evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793410
free ancient evils
romance ancient evils
marry ancient evils
impregnate ancient evils
make many not-so-ancient evils

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793407
Just need to remember to keep in the rule that you can pump a vanilla doppelganger with enough energy to turn her into a legion if you try hard enough. That rule is what keeps the base ghosts and zombies from being trash for me. Love the idea of being able to fuck your wife so hard she ascends into demigodhhod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793451
Thats a given with undead

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I think my cat might be defective

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790761
Well at this point I'm firmly in love with the spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793457
nope, thats typical wonderland cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793410
Will do.
Gonna enter the tomb of the arachne queen and romance that ancient spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793464
Wonderwhatnow? I just ordered a regular catgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793484
you got the improved kot package tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793484
Lilac cats from wonderland are known to be mischevious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793484
Looks like you got a free upgrade. You will never be bored and your nuts will be drained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793484
that's why you never choose the fun flavor when choosing kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793484
You didn't check any of the boxes

If you just want a Catgirl they'll fish around in the big bag of cats and give you whatever they pull out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793491
>>39793492
>>39793505
>>39793521
>>39793610
How do I get her to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793622
order a bogie, she'll teach the kot how to truly joke and have fun and not rely on memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793610
Sounds like a good way to end up with a black footed cat girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793622
There should be a button inside her ass, didn't you read the manual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793622
it's too late anon, once she does her first trick you can't return her

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prep for the weekend and take it easy with maybe a comfy grilling with the neighbors.
Or visit one of theirs if they invite you over.
Those minotaurs know a mean bbq.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793610
>the big bag of cats
I’m jumping in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793663
You're just going to end up in a waiting room somewhere in the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793670
>waiting room
can you at least flirt with the cat receptionist? or do I have to keep reading "Cat Weekly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793691
Anon please, the waiting room isn't for guys, its for desperate cat women looking for a hubby.
You will be doing anything but wating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793694
>desperate cat women
>it's all cheshire
truly this is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793694
Then it’s where I’m going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793715
Next Cheshire that teleports her ass into my face is getting her cheeks clapped like bongos. And I don't mean sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793024
Harem MGs are rather dangerous for me. It's extremely important that my waifu keep my self-destructive tendencies in check, or I'd probably throw myself into a crowd and never be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793756
it's certainly a risk but i think i'm jealous and clingy enough i'd latch onto whoever romanced me first and not chase the nearest tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39792558
>trusting a monstergirl with not doing something lewd ever
humanboys are just asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793818
i still want to try trust-falling with ms cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>39790420
B-B-B-BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793756
I am not a harem man. I am a single waifu for laifu and many children man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793818
See? This is why human dick needs to be protected by angel pussy for thousands of years

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793723
>Enough was enough
>No more warnings
>This cat has just unleashed hell on her cheeks
>Anon's hand strikes down with the force of the gods
>His righteous fury enough to give nearby demons a mild stomachache
>The piercing crack of hand meeting flesh was loud enough to be hear three blocks down, second only to the cat's yelp of surprise
>Such was the force of the slap, the cheshire was nearly banished back to wonderland on the spot
>Satisfied with his work, Anon moves to pull his hand away
>Only to find it stuck to the cat's voluptuos, thoroughly tenderized ass
No matter what you do, with cheshires, you lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793847
>find the one Cheshire who's a masochist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39793846
slutty angelic hands typed this post