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She baked you something.

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>> No.32869247

>>32869228
Extra crispy! My favorite.

>> No.32869255
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32869255

The Wise One will hear your plea.

>> No.32869258

>>32869056
Like "Number 16 Bus Shelter" or "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" ridiculous

>> No.32869261
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turtles and stuff

>> No.32869281

>>32869261
Masochists in a half shell

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>>32869261
Stuff?

>> No.32869436
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32869436

Remember to remain aware of your surroundings when adventuring through monster-held lands, anon

>> No.32869560

>>32869436
The Lamia has spotted him yet, he can still win if he acts decisively!

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32869673

>Clears your throat

>> No.32869737

https://files.catbox.moe/ic38ld.png

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>>32869673
pff. ANY girl could give herself a long tongue, toads ain't special.

>> No.32869789

>>32869255
O wise one of the swamp, help me find the waifu of my dreams
>>32869673
Based

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32870103

You never know what lurks in the mud

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32870220

>>32869228
What's the best way to guarantee myself a shog gf?

>> No.32870235
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32870235

I love the kind of maid that can kick my ass.

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32870308

Where do I find toads in winter I go to the pond hoping to find a sleepy one but all that are there are geese harpies who honk and insult me, calling me frog fucker, and if I stay out too long the yetis and yuki onnas take notice

>> No.32870366

>>32870220
Go to Antarctica.

>> No.32870537

>>32869673
I usually do that with vodka

>> No.32870582
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32870582

Throw me into the succ pit.

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32870934

Would you date a chesh with assburgers?

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Get in here bitch we're playing Time Splitters 2 today

>> No.32871127

>>32869228
Someone please post that picture of a crying Danuki calling a male office worker that was drawn by Late night please.

Because I bet Hedgefund and Stockbroker Danukis are absolutely mad, upset and livid at the fact and news that internet retards and memesters bought lots and lots of !notgamestop stocks. Because said Hedgefund Danukis and Goblin Merchants made bets that !notgamestop was going to fail, yet so many Internet retards and memesters bought stocks for said "failing" company to the point Hedgefund Danukis and Goblin Merchants are loosing billions.

>> No.32871250
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>>32871127
Screw 'em!

>> No.32871264
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32871264

>Come, sit with me and tell my your troubles
>"Bartender! one whisky!"

>> No.32871361

>>32871127
Anon let's be frank, Danukis deserve better than being an allegory of (((those))) people.

>> No.32871911
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32871911

https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/8520/article/425461

The Second Production Diary! So, good evening!

 I'm sure you're all wondering what kind of demons are out there and how they're going to do their naughty things!
However, if I introduce the demon girls every time, I'll lose the fun of the actual game, so this time I'm going to introduce the more humble items!
 I'll be introducing the demon girls next month, so please wait a bit!

>> No.32872750

>>32870934
Why did you need to specify it as if there are Cheshires without assburgers?

>> No.32873633

>>32869737
Thanks drawfag, you're a pretty cool guy

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>> No.32875857

>>32875062
If I had to guess, Rachnera's breath has a bit of tang to it. Clean mouth. The kinda mouth that it'd be hard to pull away from a kiss once you're making-out with her

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>>32870582

>> No.32875910

>>32870582
>Causally state you're extremely horny in earshot of a group of succubi
>Enjoy the consequences

>> No.32875987
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32875987

>Getting your morning wood milked by your loving Titania wife!

>> No.32876064

>>32875987
I file for a div*rce, I could just buy an onahole myself if I wanted to stick my dick in one

>> No.32876324
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>> No.32876333

>>32875987
>Morning wood
You mean any and all erections I get, right?

>> No.32876450

>>32876324

How do I acquire an overprotective mommy oni

>> No.32876482

>>32875857
But sharp teeth

>> No.32876596

>>32875987
>hand her an onahole and tell her you can to try it out
>she looks at it confused for a second
>"Ok anon I think I know what you want, just give me a second"
>goes to the kitchen and comes back with brown liquid dripping out the bottom of the onahole and all over the floor
>"anon this cup has a big hole in the bottom, it's getting tea everywhere, I'm gonna go throw it away and get you a non-broken one"

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32876672

Helljinkos!

>> No.32876738

>>32871911
Give us new profile insteaaaaad

>> No.32876871

>>32876672

Built for big litters

>> No.32876878

>>32876738
No, he is making the big vidya tits now

>> No.32876945
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32876945

>Paladins

>> No.32877027

>>32876738
We could have had at least 15 more profiles in this time, it hurts

>> No.32877051

>>32876738
Balrog soon

>> No.32877233
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32877233

What's the best way to get a sleepy kitty out of bed?

>> No.32877298

>>32875857
You think about this a lot, don't you?

>> No.32877507

>>32877233
Ear scritches.

>> No.32877542
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32877542

>>32877233
depends but I'll tell you now don't follow your instinct and sex her like you do to solve most mamono problems, that'll just make it worse. there's always old reliable

>> No.32877561

>>32870220
desire a shoggy maid and they just appear at your door

>> No.32877595

man goes to a meido academy, what would be the strangest girl to be a maid?

>> No.32877613

>>32877595
Wurm meido!

>> No.32877627
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32877627

>>32877595

>> No.32877657

>>32877595
White Horn maid, how and why she made it out of the mountains to the prestigious maid academy is a mystery to everyone

>> No.32877686

>>32871911
Looks like it's the exact same stuff he posted on patreon but in jap instead of eng

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32877845

>dark elf ass

>> No.32877900

>>32877845
Is something I'd like kiss every night before I go to sleep.

>> No.32877925

>>32877845
No.

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32877998

>be miserable and lonely
>expect (and hope) a bogey to take you soon
>get a very stacked cat instead

>> No.32878001

>>32877845
Going to fap to drow girls in Baldur's Gate 3

>> No.32878088
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32878088

>>32871127
>NOOOOOO STOP BUYING THIS STOCK ANONS

>> No.32878095

>>32877998
Gimme the omega-stack cats.

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32878171

>>32878088
Hey, hey people. How is the Merchant Guild handling this situation?

>> No.32878229

>>>/vt/
/jp/ is saved, back to our long and comfy threads soon.

>> No.32878258

>>32878171
This gives me a strong urge to hug

>> No.32878278

>>32878229
Neato burrito

>> No.32878287
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32878287

>>32878258
Dangerous, dangerous!

>> No.32878293

>>32878001
Shame everyone in BG3 looks like a Tumblr fanfic character

>> No.32878317

>>32878293
Very ebin

>> No.32878321

>>32878088
It won't be so funny once some of the memesters start getting visits from police hellhounds and realize that what they did was actually illegal.
Danukis will have the last laugh - they lost money, but gained lots of new "human resources"

>> No.32878324

>>32877627
>serves you a bagel with a bite mark
>"oops I took a bite out of it hehe"

>> No.32878327

>>32878287
I've never felt such a strong urge to care for and adopt something.

>> No.32878366
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32878366

>>32878321
But anon, what they did WAS NOT ILLEGAL.

>> No.32878387

>>32878229
neat

>> No.32878451

>>32878327
i want to adopt scarred homeless monsters

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>>32877595

>> No.32878472
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32878472

>>32878324
>Beelzebub pizza delivery service
>Delivers pizza and pop
>Only two slices left and a couple pieces of crust
>Used napkins in the box
>2 liter of Pepsi is half gone
>Call her out on it
>She gives a half-assed apology then gives you a kiss on the cheek to make up for it
>Burps in your face with pizza breath
>Flies off before you can bitch her out
>Find her number written on the interior lid of the box
>"Call me if you wanna good time, handsome stud XOXO <3"

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>>32869228

>> No.32878480

>>32878472
I’ll take 20

>> No.32878496

>>32878287
>watching real pictures of abused kids in third world shitholes
>"meh, life is unfair I guess"
>add animal tail and ears
>"so terrible, I want to adopt her!"
I'm disgusted with myself

>> No.32878514

>>32878496
Don't be, humans suck but animals don't.

>> No.32878519

>>32878317
No need to get so defensive

>> No.32878559

>>32878514
>>32878451
It's strange how such things can bring out such intense feelings despite it actually existing in the real world and simply being disregarded.

>> No.32878560
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32878560

>>32878480
That's quite a few beezles, anon. You sure you can handle that?

Your pizza will never be safe, nor your sandwiches, your cookouts, BBQ, secret stashes, or your drinks!

>> No.32878627

>>32878560
The entry even talks about no matter how much they take you will always get more back.
>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but they're also symbolic of a bountiful harvest. Once they've taken a liking to someone, no matter how much food is devoured by them, even more food and wealth will be accumulated. No matter how much one has sex with them and releases semen, he'll never run out of stamina and lust and he'll instead become able to fire even more semen at them.

>> No.32878653

>>32878560
I’m a sort of clean person, but something about these messy girls urges me to spoil them. They’re rude, but not in a disrespectful or condescending way, like it’s their nature to be slobs. And that hits just right, so yeah, I’ll take 20 and some air freshener

>> No.32878871

>>32878559
Yeah but humans don't deserve kindness

>> No.32878928

>>32878871
The monsters seem to think otherwise.

>> No.32879016

>>32878472
The worst part about this is that I would be to mad to even have hate sex with her.
I just wanted some god damn pizza.

>> No.32879018

>>32878478
She's heart pupiling but also has a question mark over her head, just what is going on here?

>> No.32879041

>>32879016
Better order really spicy stuff, I bet the Beelzebutts can't handle habanero

>> No.32879060

>>32878928
Then where are the fucking portals?

>> No.32879124

>>32878928
Only a human that has received unconditional love has any heart to spare and the word is garbage without love so we all spread apart instead until where we are now with instant hatred towards anybody else

>> No.32879194

>>32878287
I want to princess carry her back home, give her a bath and clean up her wounds, give her new clothes, and let her fall asleep on my lap pillow while I scratch her ears and comfort her when she has nightmares!

>> No.32879291
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>vtubers got the cartoon horse treatment
Hallelujah

>> No.32879315

>>32869228
That's a western character.

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32879316

>>32869228

>> No.32879343

>>32877595
How about a Wendigo maid?
>She arrives in her coat
>Administration isn’t sure how to approach this
>”Miss, this course is only for single women. Are you married?”
>’Hahaaa, of course not! Ooh! Stop it honey!’
>It’s as if there’s someone manhandling her behind her, but there’s nothing but the inside of her coat
It’s going to be one of those semesters...

>> No.32879429

>>32878229
>>32879291
I wouldn't celebrate just yet. There are still Vtuber threads on /jp/ right now.

>> No.32879488

>>32878496
Helping real people will not profit you
Helping a cute monstergirl will at least get you sex or something

>> No.32879511

>>32879429
It's just because the rule isn't retroactive

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32879529

>>32879291
what can I say besides that I pulled some strings

>> No.32879597

>>32879488
What about animals? Do people want to fuck them too?

>> No.32879610

>>32869673
How is she gonna clear it if her tongue is coated in delish mucus?

>> No.32879633

>>32878229
Now that we might hit the image limit again, so we're back to telling offtopic image posters to fuck off.

>> No.32879639

>>32869560
Impossible. There are two lamias that could overpower him easily

>> No.32879665

>>32870235
Any maid will kick your ass if you ask her nicely. Even that cute little kiki that started working yesterday

>> No.32879682

>>32879639
But he doesn't know it, anon. From his perspective there is only one Lamia (the decoy) and it appears to not be aware of his exact location. From a tactical point of view he holds the advantage.

>> No.32879690

>>32870308
Toads tend to hibernate in a hole during colder seasons. Perhaps you should dig random holes near the pond in hopes of finding one

>> No.32879718

>>32871043
Why do gazers never wear any pants?

>> No.32879744

>>32871264
Bartender should propose to her to make her happier

>> No.32879761

>>32879718
Goop make pants sticky

>> No.32879783

>>32878478
Mmm, wish I had a monster like that in my closet

>> No.32879797

>>32876064
What are you talking about? That's a bar of soap and she wants to wash your back

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>>32879633
>>32879291
I propose a toast to times that are coming, may future threads reach 2000+ posts like in the old days

>> No.32879855

>>32879834
But that's a bad thing, it means we'll hit the image limit

>> No.32879904

>>32879633
>>32879855
We got pretty good at conserving images, at least it'll be even easier to tell who the retarded newfags are now.

>> No.32879915

>>32879597
Animals cannot possibly understand why they are being abused so people want to protect them

>> No.32879934

>>32879834
>may future threads reach 2000+ posts like in the old days
2000 is actually a limit currently, I remember the last thread that miraculously reached it last year.

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>tfw when that scary looking looking lilim you've been observing suddenly looks in your direction, smirks smugly and starts walking towards you.

>> No.32880209

>>32880170
>"I think somebody needs a hug~"

>> No.32880414
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>>32877845
Is it better to be proactively date by a dark elf noble or average delf street thug. Both have absolute dump truck asses

>> No.32880456

>>32879511
>>32880110
>>32880158

>> No.32880458

>>32880170
>"Oh, do you play Pokemamono GO too?"

>> No.32880460

>>32880445
The nobility get kind of elaborate with their kinks.

>> No.32880537

>>32880456
Always happens. Back when this thread was moved from /a/ to /jp/ people kept trying for days, it's just dying gasps

>> No.32880540
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>>32880460
The average delf will still be trying her best. Also her ass is slightly bigger

>> No.32880584

>>32879834
That elf really does have the same expression as smug champagne pepe

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>>32880537

>> No.32880727
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>anon is scouting out a demon realm
>sees a lilim in the distance through his high power binoculars
>suddenly, the lilim turns and looks directly at him from over a mile away
>she smiles and blows a kiss
>anon is nearly overwhelmed by a sudden mix of panic and arousal
>but he calms himself and takes another look, this information is important
>it's hard to tell through a smudge on one of the lenses, but it seems like she's gone
>anon checks the binoculars
>the smudge was a lipstick mark
>as anon tries to process the implication, a shadow is cast across him from behind

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>>32878472
>Soldier beetle delivers your pizza
>There's a few slices missing
>Ask where they went
>Beetle just says "damages"
>She still has crumbs on her cheeks
>That monotone is really cute though...

>> No.32880745

>>32880727
>scounting mission status
>absolute fucking success

>> No.32880797

>>32880445
>being the sole servant and boytoy of a delf royal
vs
>being the community whipping boy for a neighborhood of commoner delves
really either choice is fine

>> No.32880861

>>32880675
Difference is all the /v/ spin offs have it in the rules that you can still make threads for that genre on /v/ and /vg/, no such sticky exists for /vt/

>> No.32880871

>>32880727
How frightening.

>> No.32880923

>>32880727
>open your eyes
>must have fallen asleep while doing scouting
>what a weird dream
>no sign of any lilim or succubi
>report back to Order HQ, tell them it's safe to move in
>back on mission, scouting further ahead and you get a headache and suddenly your memory comes back
>she appears behind you "Great work sweetie, looks like there will be plenty of happy couples just like us"

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Okay so...

>> No.32880970

>>32878321
Holy shit, how did the danuki manage to hire shills in this humble /mgt/ thread across dimensions?

>> No.32880983

>>32880964
No. Get out.

>> No.32881014

>>32880727
I never got how personal teleportation spells weren't a thing in MGE. They use them for transportation in demon realms so we know teleportation exists. Like sure a powerful enough monster would probably sense it and stop you anyways but
>Ambushed by oni bandits who could effortlessly overpower you; byebye
>Chased through a dark forest by werewolves, same deal as the onis but even faster; poof gone
>Cornered by wight lieutenant after undead incursion; you're already outta there
Seems like an easy solution for heroes and mages to avoid proactive dating situations. You could even have a bound spell for normals

>> No.32881020

>>32880983
Yes. Get in. (Her).

I for one welcome the tall ara ara gf revolution.

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32881033

>>32880964
Okay so basically
I'm monky

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32881073

>>32881020
'member Slender?

>> No.32881169

>>32881014
the proliferation of easy personal teleportation would just result in danuki making a killing on selling things like anchoring talismans and other "no, you're staying here" solutions

>> No.32881188

>>32881073
Slender-chan is too niche. big mommy vampire gf is accesible and memeworthy, and a westernised successor to hachishakusama, so she's able to borrow from that meme identity too.

You have to be into monstergirls first, and willing to genderbend slenderman to make her a serviceable waifu.

>> No.32881341

>You're a shut-in nerd in Your 20s (just like now)
>Handholdless, kissless virgin
>Your grandma barges into Your bedroom one day
>"Anon I set You up with my best friend's granddaughter, she's Your age"
>ohno
>"She was also very interested to hear about You. Such a wonderful, pleasant, kind and polite young lady."
>You know grandma might as well be bullshiting You about this
>"Go pick her up and have fun, grandma is crossing her fingers for grandchildren this summer."
Roll Your date here and tell us how it goes!
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>> No.32881436

>>32881073
No face no kisses I'll pass

>> No.32881447

>>32881341
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf
Well it was a full moon last night...

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>>32881341
I dunno about this she seeme kinda morbid

>> No.32881491

>>32881341
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Jubjub
GRANDMA NO MY BODY ISN'T READY

>> No.32881538
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32881538

>>32881341
>>"Go pick her up and have fun, grandma is crossing her fingers for grandchildren this summer."
You mean great-grandchildren you esl.
I got a Minotaur, if she's polite and my grandma likes her than I will marry her immediately

>> No.32881553

>>32881341
>ogre
Not really my favorite but pretty good considering

>> No.32881574

>>32881341
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Basilisk
>well I am scared stiff

>> No.32881654

>>32881341
>Index
T-thanks granny
>Ryu
That's not a species I should complain about, but she must be a massive sperg if she's being paired with me and I'm not sure that's fitting.

>> No.32881658

>>32881341
>open the door
>something pulls you in and tosses onto the floor
>see griffin standing above me with a smug grin
>"Thief! You came here to steal my treasure?"
>before you can say anything she shreds your trousers with her talons
>"I'll show you what happens to damned thieves trying to steal from my treasure!"
>mounts you and starts bouncing, flapping her wings to add more force
>"Take that you filthy burglar. I bet you're sorry now!"
>This goes on for a while, every time you try to say something she slaps you
>"Filthy burglar, none of your words will change anything."
>you both reach your limit
>she carries you to her room
>she has bookshelves of manga
>"Look at the treasure you failed to steal thief!"
>You compliment her collection, start asking about various mangas you recognize
>she lights up and is very overjoyed
>"I-I can borrow You some... I-if You give them back of course!"
>ask if she wants to watch some anime, since you found a dvd of your favourite series
>she agrees
>You don't even watch a single second, as you start fucking before the video launches
>keep whispering into her ear that you already stole the greatest treasure she got
>she orgasms shortly after every time you do
>finish up
>she says her grandma's decription of you didn't do you enough justice
>you exchange phone numbers, kiss and you go home
>get ":* <3" text before you walk out of her backyard
>wed her 2 months later

>> No.32881740

>>32881658
Oh, shit this is awesome

>> No.32881788

>>32881658
>still handholdless
sad

>> No.32881811

>>32881341
>pharaoh
No way she'd be interested in me.

>> No.32881824

>>32881538
>knock on Minotaur-chan's door
>when she opens it you have to crane your head back to look at her face, your height only reaches the tip of her sternum
>can just barely make eye contact past the shelf of her breasts
>"uh, I'm Anon, I'm here to pick you up"
>she pauses for a second, takes a step back, then smugly smiles and spreads her arms
>"Really? Go ahead and try."
I hope you've been lifting.
She doesn't mean to be rude or abrasive, she's just nervous.

>> No.32881833

>>32881014
Well they are a thing (they're literally called teleportation spells), it's just that only those very skilled with that type of magic can use the spell freely (i.e. to go wherever they want). Most monsters can at least learn to teleport to their husband's location or to their home though. To quote from World Guide 3:

>A spell that warps the target to another location far removed. This spell is the culmination of exhaustive research into moving objects using mana, one of the basic ways of manipulating mana, and it is regarded as one of the most highly difficult spells. Teleporting living things like humans and monsters is extremely difficult. An advanced spell formula designating the coordinates of the far off destination, etc., is required along with a correspondingly vast mana cost. Among the “baphomets (Encyclopedia I – p.180)”, there are even those who perform all of their movements using this spell, but that's possible precisely because baphomets are a superior race with elite mastery over magic. Ordinary monsters and human casters are incapable of that.

>But on the other hand, it's not that unusual at all to find casters who can wield this spell. In fact, it's even used a lot in our daily lives. This is because mana, originally a scarce resource, is continually plentifully produced in mamono realms, and the teleportation spell has been simplified as much as possible to be of practical use. It is necessary to strongly focus one's thoughts on the destination. Using the spell however one likes to go wherever one pleases is extremely difficult, but using it just as a one way ticket to return to a place deeply connected with the caster, such as the caster's home, is comparatively easy.

>Besides that, another effective method of usage is to establish the coordinates of the point of departure and the destination, and then set some sort of guide marks. For example, by setting up magic circles with teleportation spells that incorporate “mana marker (p.44)” into the spell formula at two locations and using both of them as guide marks, the positional information can be omitted. Due to this, it's even possible to permanently establish magic circles that enable teleportation of numerous people at the same time in either direction, and it's treasured as a method of long distance movement in mamono realm nations.

>There's also the method of using a person's individual mana as a guide mark, which is possible for monsters precisely because of their proficiency in distinguishing the mana of individual people. Naturally if the mana of an individual is known, it's possible to teleport to the target's location, but by determining if anyone else's mana is in the body of an individual, and figuring out places where strong traces of the target's mana remain, it's even possible to teleport to places deeply connected to an individual, such as an individual's home, etc., or to the location of the family of an individual. When prisoners of war originally from nations under the control of the Order of the chief god or those who have newly become monsters wish to bring their family to immigrate to a mamono realm, often times there are cases when it is difficult to just go and pick them up directly, and in such circumstances, the method employed is to connect a teleportation magic circle to their home or the location of their family and bring them directly to the mamono realm.

>Furthermore, the easiest way that teleportation magic can be used is for a monster and incubus husband and wife to use each other as markers. Since they both possess the same mana, a mixture of each other's mana, it's extremely easy to teleport in both ways, and it's possible to casually teleport to one's spouse.

>Married monsters mostly spend their time constantly having sex with their husband, but there will probably also be times when they will have to temporarily separate from him to take care of some sort of errand. When away from their husband, even just suddenly recalling his face is enough to call to mind the joy of being held in their husband's arms and the taste of his essence, and this may even cause unbearable lust to come over them. At times like that, as long as they have acquired this spell, they can instantly return to their husband and enjoy sex to their heart's content.

>“I'm home. Uhm... What is it? I just wanted to touch you a little bit, ya bastard...”
>~a dullahan, the following day after departing on an expeditionary mission~

>> No.32881853

>>32879316
! !

>> No.32881904
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32881904

>>32879291

>> No.32881912

>>32880209
Try me. You're not gonna make me cum from just a hug

>> No.32881934

>>32881912
>tags:Instant Loss(male), Mupltiple Orgasms, Happy Ending

>> No.32881960
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>>32880970
Not him but it was neat when it was sticking it to short sales by manipulative wall st actors, but it seems to just be turning into P&Ds. See doge, there’s no institutional money in that.

>> No.32882008

>>32881341
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ratatoskr
She better be de-lolified.

>> No.32882027

>>32880923
Isn't temporarily taking away his memory unnecessary? Once a lilim seducts someone, The husband would be willing to betray his old organization

>> No.32882035

>>32880170
>Oh, you're approaching me?

>> No.32882046

>>32881658
>open the door
Not gonna lie I was waiting for the dinosaur

>> No.32882089

>>32881904
I hate women so much it's unbelievable.

>> No.32882130

>>32881014
In my headcanon, teleportation spells require channeling. So if you can avoid any disruption for a couple of minutes, then you'd successfully get out of danger

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32882156

>>32882008
I see regular Rata as petite rather than a loli, but I don't know how common this sentiment is.

>> No.32882159

>>32881904
Because when we bet on human athletes that's slavery?

>>32882089
Most women would consider articles like that ridiculous.

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32882160

>>32881824
>Blurting awkward things out before thinking about what you're actually saying
We already have something in common
>Try to pick up mino
>Put arms around her waist and squeeze
>Lift her off the ground for a few seconds and she moans
>Set her down
>Her face is beet red
>"Woah anon, you knocked the air out of me haha"
If your future wife is beeg you have even more of a duty to get strong enough to princess carry her past the threshold

>> No.32882220

>>32882160
I'm short and stout, my low center of gravity gives me a huge advantage in picking girls up.

>> No.32882243

>>32882046
you also have to be on the floor for that.

>> No.32882244

>>32881960
>had $0.10 in dogecoin
>can’t access my wallet because the app doesn’t open any more due to update
>could have turned it into $1.60
It’s not fair.

>> No.32882276

>>32881474
>>32881654
>>32881811
Grandmas either got some serious connections or did an exemplary job making anons case to her friends granddaughters. Even powerful monster royals are no match for the unstoppable force that is anons granny

>> No.32882282

>>32881853
Why does an anubis have weird tattooos

>> No.32882288

>>32881960
P&D? I'm no economist anon, I just want to see the entire financial system collapse.

>> No.32882318

>>32881341
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Cheshire_Cat

I am going to be teased into oblivion.

>> No.32882324

>>32882288
Pump and dump. No it doesn't mean what you're thinking about right now you pervert

>> No.32882332

>>32881833
So it's possible, but just really difficult and not resource efficient without carefully prepared prerequisites. That makes sense, thanks anon

>> No.32882347

>>32882324
What am I thinking?

>> No.32882372

>>32882324
Hey man, if it's going to cost manipulative danuki billions of dollars in pumping shorts, I'm all for it.

>> No.32882389

>>32882347
Breaking a poor tanuki’s heart by leaving her after loving her

>> No.32882392

>>32881904
what an idiot

>> No.32882410

>>32882220
Go full dwarfmode anon

>> No.32882434

>>32882389
What if I'm doing that just so she'll get all yandere on me?

>> No.32882451
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32882451

>>32882332
The impractical aspect must make those baphomets that perform "all" their movements by teleporting just look like big showoffs.

>> No.32882455

>>32882410
I already have a beard, should I start brewing my own beer now?

>> No.32882479

>>32881654
>Ryu
>Grandaughter
>Is probably only close to your age by a cube root
>Grandmas friend is extra desperate for granddaughters, more so than your own
>Orders granddaughter’s shirohebis to spike both your tea and granddaughter’s tea with aphrodisiacs
>Orders them to break the lock on the tea room door
>But thankfully they left some extra mats and comfy pillows so you two can get comfy while you wait to fix it
>They’ll have to get tools first so you’ll be alone for awhile since the shed is a mess
>And just in case nothing still happens there’s an invisible kunoichi in the rafters and ready to jump down and flick her reverse scale if need be for now she just records

>> No.32882487

>>32881658
>"Thief! You came here to steal my treasure?"
Yes.

>> No.32882498

>>32882455
Yeah definitely. Don't get yourself killed though

>> No.32882581

>>32881341
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/White_Horn
comfy

>> No.32882616

>>32882451
Just had a cute idea. Baphomets take secret breathers throughout the day because they're powerful but teleporting is still alot of magic
>Bapho finishes her lab work for the day
>Teleports away to impress her assistants
>Has to sit down in maintenance closet to save face while she catches her breath for a few minutes
Of course married or especially old and powerful baphomets wouldn't have this issue

>> No.32882700

>>32882479
Hiring Kunoichi to record special moments between couples is actually a good idea
>Stealth abilities means they won't be seen or heard if they don't want to
>Flexibility and infiltration expertise means they can get any angle you want
>If you need more than one they already know how to work as a group
The only downside is that you'll feel like an exhibitionist

>> No.32882774

>>32882700
You won't feel like an exhibitionist if you see no one there. You'd probably assume that the kunoichis scammed you out of your money when nobody appeared at your doors with cameras.At least until you find a video file that somehow got onto your desktop the next day.

>> No.32882858
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32882858

I would spend hours upon hours making-out with a whitehorn

>> No.32882944

>>32881341
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Papillon
>Unmarried Papillon
Yeah, Grandma is one hell of a wingwoman.

>> No.32883056 [SPOILER] 
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32883056

Shag the bird. Or the reptile.

Birdtile.

>> No.32883080

>>32883056
Birds are dinosaurs

>> No.32883128

>>32882858
A few hours in, wouldn't it feel like you're having sex with someone with a really, really bad fever?

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32883162

We need more lightning monsters, kirin when?

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32883196

>>32883162
Shag the Dragon

>> No.32883205
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32883205

Oh no
She took taste of blood
Run away!

>> No.32883240

>>32883205
Running away is rude. She's just healing your wound anon.

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32883282

>>32879291
>>32881904

>> No.32883301

>>32882434
That’s fine as long as you face your own consequences.

>> No.32883323
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32883323

Succs make the best healers

>> No.32883363

>>32882434
You'll just be kidnaped by her contractors and be her personal sex slave in her basement, never to see the light of day again... at least until she's certain that she has brainwashed you into loving her

>> No.32883366
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32883366

>>32882156
Anybody have more thicc like this?

>> No.32883374

>>32877595
Raiju maid. She only likes working when she's got a vibe in her. When you punish her you take it away, so she makes do by using the broomhandle or corners of tables. Because of this, she leaves her juices everywhere. Bad maid!

>> No.32883416

>>32881341
>Griffon
I just had to imagine a lazy griffon who only bothers to protect her room because that's where her greatest treasures - the couch, TV and gaming console, - are. And later she announces that you are now allowed to sit on her couch with the same grandiosity and gravitas of a king granting you a noble title.
Also those fucking griffon wings, though. Imagine the cuddles. And her arms are feathered too, so it would be even more comfy. Damn it.

>> No.32883484

>>32870366
I'd 100% do it if it meant me getting best girl. God, do I wish they could open portals right now

>> No.32883526

>>32883484
>go to Antarctica (even though NASA tries to stop you)
>find a penguin colony
>wait until a penguin hears the call of the mountains and starts heading inland
>follow the penguin to the Mountains of Madness
How now?

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32883607

>>32882616
>mages recklessly using spells past their limits just to impress people
good shit
>A Dark Mage manager is constantly flexing on Anon, the new intern, with acts of excessive magic
>she gives him his tasks for the day, then punctuates her statement with dramatic lightning strikes outside with perfect timing, before teleporting away with her laughter amplified to echo through both time and space
>her employees assume she warped away to another building she oversees
>she's actually 50 feet away in a bathroom stall, brought to her knees and out of breath from the strain
>meanwhile Anon, stressed out from his boss casually messing with the forces of nature, does the usual to unwind: dick around on the internet using his phone on company time
>he steps into the men's bathroom and goes to the far stall
>when he opens it he finds his boss
>she didn't realize she was already too exhausted to even aim her teleport properly
>she's so surprised from the intrusion she spills the mana potion she was uncorking all over her dress
>Anon's mind goes blank as he stares down at the panting, drenched form of his mana-starved boss kneeling in front of him

>> No.32883636

>>32870220
Call up Mamono Meido Services and start speaking gibberish and sound crazy like you just read of a book of forbidden knowledge. A shogg will be dispatched to your location asap. There's a 0.1% chance it may be a mindflayer or night gaunt though.

>> No.32883657

>>32881341
>Genie

>Turns out granny's friend owns a curio shop
>Arrive at the meeting place.
>No one there. Possibly stood up?
>Just a strange bottle like vase with a note
>"Grounded. Can't leave room. Please take this with you. - A friend"
>Go home dejected, but not surprised
>Decide to check out the bottle
>Uncork
>Room quickly begins to flood with with colored smoke from all sides
>Arm is suddenly pulled, gently but eagerly, by something hidden in the smoke
>Smoke clears to reveal a room of colored glass surfaces and pillows strewn about
>Arm is being held by a tanned girl, about shoulder-height, lavender hair up in a ponytail, wearing a bikini top and translucent pants that seem to blend in with her surroundings
>"They never said anything about letting someone in. So, let's talk."

>Cut back to real world
>Granny goes to check on me as an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie" is beginning in another room
>Finds only her friend's glass bottle in the room. subtly swaying back and forth.
>Granny leaves with a smirk
>Just as planned
>The last four notes of the theme play

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32883712

>>32883607
Nice anon. Monster bosses should be aware that once they hire a man it's guaranteed he'll be breeding them in a bathroom stall sooner or later

>> No.32883748

>>32883374
>Bad maid!
That's a weird way to spell an ideal maid.

just imagine the sex when she's done all her chores

>> No.32883808

>>32883657
Nice, would only be better if granny corked up the shaking bottle.

>> No.32883828

>>32881474
Grandmas are so powerful they can walk right up to Ice Queens with a hot plate of cookies and not feel the cold

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32883839

>>32883205

>> No.32884173

>>32882944
Based Granny worked with her back when she was a lonely Catercutie at the Ladies' Auxiliary and the Garden Club. Now she's returned from her hiatus in the cocoon, and Granny has decided to set you up with her, since you're both lonely and a nice Pampillon girl is just the thing to snap you out of your blackpilled funk.

>> No.32884208

>>32883205
Cassiopeia is a better waifu.

>> No.32884352

>>32881474
>>32881811
Grandma is hooking you up with her friends "granddaughter" that totally exists and isn't just her friend

>> No.32884391
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32884391

Establish dominance in the gym by breeding any onis who don't wipe down the bench

>> No.32884395

>>32884352
>Grandma hooks you up with her lonely lolibaba friend from middle school
based

>> No.32884523

>>32884391
That's how you end with a broken pelvis

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>>32884208
>kitsune, lamia, mermaid, succubus, kunoichi, parasite suit girl, ice witch, arachne, several shortstacks, birb girl, and a cat is fine too
All the game needs is a delicious buff oni girl... or fem Zac

>> No.32884630

>>32884564
>kunoichi
the best girl no contest

>> No.32884761

>>32884564
Don't forget about the automaton, plant, angel, and demon/succ

>> No.32884796

>>32881341
>Orge
>Grandma gives you an onion to carry in a box
>smirk.jpg
>bring lucky onion
>Go to swampland near us
>barely dodge all the vamp mosquitos and toad girls.
>find a clear area with a house made out of a old tree stump
>knock
> almost get knocked out.
>out comes a orge about 10 foot and looks she can grab throw very quickly.
>Shit.jpg
>think............
>Idea.png
>Say hello
>She responds with "what are doing in my swamp"
>do you mean our swamp baby, and you present your onion to the fair orge maiden
>so flustered that she is neon green
>now only have brusied pelvis instead of no pelvis and beat up body
>give grandma a whole army of ogre and human babies.
>Thanks Based Grandma for the onion

>> No.32884958

>>32881341
>Satyros
This has to be some kind of meta commentary by granny on my helplessness in the matters of love and intimacy

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>>32883828
ngl my grandma's blinchik and borscht could melt even the most icy hearts

>> No.32885033

>>32884958
Kek, Granny has a PhD in Philosophy and is writing a paper on 'Sex and the Simulacra' (she's a big Baudrillard fan) and is using you as a test case for the paper.

>> No.32885218

>>32884208
You mean Kai'sa

>> No.32885276

>>32881341
>shoggoth
Grandma knows me better than I thought.

>> No.32885317

>>32881341
>unagi joro
I'm gonna slip into her chest face first and she'll take it as a marriage proposal

>> No.32885344

>>32881341
>Ratatoskr
See >>32882008

>> No.32885352

Are demon realm nudist beaches a bad idea to go to?

>> No.32885362
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>>32885218
Nope because
https://youtu.be/_W1M3hZFpYA
I rest my case

>> No.32885389

>>32885218
You mean Akali

>> No.32885417

>>32884564
>not remembering the fallen angel, goat (even if half her fan art is futa), deer or dragon
LeBlanc probably isn't human either if you like evil girls. Fem Zac would be perfect though, she would look good in a suit.

>> No.32885455

>>32885417
>even if half her fan art is futa
Half? Feels more like 90%, and the 10% that aren't futa are of her alternate skins that basically take away all the inhuman parts anyway

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32885505

>>32869228

>> No.32885550

>>32885417
>forgetting the wind spirit.
No one remembers jana. And sona would make a good holstaur.

>>32885455
Yeah its pretty bad. Not sure if its worse to have not a lot of art like elise and cass, a bunch of art but non showing her monstergirlness like kaisa, or sorakas and draneis case of mass futa.

>> No.32885627
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You better be using only the best browser!

>> No.32885637
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>>32885550
I rather prefer to have little to no art than to have truckloads of futa hypercock orc gangbangs or whatever
At least with Spirit Blossom event Cass got some much needed love.

>> No.32885653

>>32880170
>lilim
>a monster and not a human
did i miss out on something or what

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>>32885362
I rest mine

>> No.32885666

>>32885637
Yeah. Its for the best. Plus unlike Kai'Sa, Ahri, and Eve all her art is still a monstergirl version of her. Not flooded with KDA shit.

>> No.32885679

>>32885627
>Not giant amazon lioness Brave browser

Shiggy Diggy

>> No.32885788

>>32885656
Good but whats the point if the suit doesnt open up to allow you access to those tits and her ass?

>> No.32885819

>>32885788
>but whats the point if the suit doesnt open up
Who says it doesn't?

>> No.32885827

>>32885627
Install IceCat
>>32885679
>Tanuki shill wearing a fake lion mane Brave browser

>> No.32885829

>>32885666
I hate KDA for that.

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>>32880964

>> No.32885890

>>32885788
>if the suit doesnt open up
I t does open up, though. It gives her cleavage for no reason when she takes off her helmet. Damn thing would probably do even lewder shit if given the chance.

>> No.32885945

>>32885829
Makes me worried for other mgs. Like a new group of Elise, Zyra, Ori, and like lux where the three monstergirls just end up looking like basic bitch humans.

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>>32885819
I could only begin to imagine what she's capable of

>> No.32885988

>>32885819
True.

>>32885890
Never thought of it like that. I wonder if the suit would tease her boyfriend to try and get him to breed her.

>> No.32886047

>>32885455
Her skins are an absolute crime, more so than the futa art.
>>32885550
Part of me wants to request Janna as a sylph in a drawthread.

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>>32885666
>Not flooded with KDA shit.
Agree

>> No.32886077

>>32885945
Well they had smashing success with KDA, but True Damage and now the new KDa stuff wasn't as popular the last I checked. So I doubt they are going to try this shit again with different girls. At least I really hope they won't.

>> No.32886127

>>32886053
>those thighs and hips
Kassadin's chad genes at work

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Since we're on the subject
Provided she won't flay you alive on the spot
Would you?

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>>32869228

>> No.32886157

>>32886139
Absolutely would. I bet her smoke clothes feel great on the skin.

>> No.32886205

>>32886139
Yes. I wouldn't even object if she switches to her shadowy form
Also I wonder if she ever tires of speaking in innuendos and double enterdres

>> No.32886285

>>32886139
I wouldn't even care if she flayed other people while we were seeing each other as long as she left me intact.

>> No.32886291

>>32884391
>breeding onis who don't wipe down the bench
>spawn a whole new generation of sweaty giants who can't be bothered to take care of the equipment
I'll bet your daughters will curl in the squat rack.

>> No.32886316

>>32871911
Wait two? Did the first one actually end up getting made, or was that that sword of truth thing? Was it any good?

>> No.32886318

>>32886157
Clothes?

>> No.32886371

>>32883162
I think KC mentioned a lightning elemental somewhere. They would probably have pretty extreme power considering what lightning does in the other two zap monsters.
I found a list of lightning related monsters, though it doesn't seem very accurate.
https://warriorsofmyth.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Lightning/Thunder/Electricity

>> No.32886391

>>32886318
Her smoke coverings. I dont know what to call them but clothes.

>> No.32886664
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What are nonsexual things monsters do to calm their husband when he gets stressed

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>>32869228
We will never die.

>> No.32886741

>>32886664
Hug and and hold him tightly with her fluffy wings around him

>> No.32886814

>>32881341
>Alp
I would be both devistated, and impressed, that my own grandmother would deliver such a brutal roasting to me by way of setting me up with a man

>> No.32886901

>>32886814

>Atlach-Nacha
Oh.

Oh no.

>> No.32886981

>>32886901
>Tsurara-onna
I am now frozen stiff

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>>32885627
>best browser
Read that as best bowser for a second.

>> No.32887048

>>32886901
>Nacho standing there, looking at you with contempt
>"He looks like a loser"
>her grandma says that he was the best she could find
>your grandma says "Anon is such a sweet and sensitive boy. Take good care of him!"
>door shuts
>she gives you the most bloodcurdling sneer you've ever seen
Prepare to be bullied, nerd.

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>>32886142
Why are Centaurs so good?

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>>32886981
No no anon, when you go to pick her up for the date she meets you at the doorway, stabs you with a icicle, then drags you into the house for furious lovemaking.

>> No.32887195

>>32887104
They remind you a bicorns, the superior horse.

>> No.32887265

>>32886981
Tsuara-onna are easy--invite them to spend a weekend at a ski lodge with a jacuzzi. Hot cider sipped in a warm jacuzzi outside watching the snow fall is the perfect date for ice queens. The cider and the hot bubbly water will turn their pretty blue skin a pretty purple flush.

Be sure to squeeze up close to her the whole time and whisper sweet things in her ear while she squirms and flushes and pants from the warm sensations.

>> No.32887338

>>32881341
>Tritonia
Oh, well, guess we'll visit an aquarium. She'd like that right?

>> No.32887375

>>32887104
Big nobility.
I just love knightly girls.
Even if greek centaurs are largely drunken rapists.

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Mmhmm~
Oh no, it looks like your hands are stuck! You can't remove them, you say? Toooo baaad, hehehe...

>> No.32887407

>>32887048

>Tchk
>Whatever
>Like I'd waste ONE MINUTE on SCUM like you
>You probably *want* me to bully you, don't you? That's disgusting, what a degenerate pervo, I can't believe I--
"Hey, Naa-chan?"
>What!?
"I saw pic of your web the other day, I thought it was really pretty. Maybe you could show it to me sometime?"
>I...you...who showed you....
>!?!
>W-well, maybe. If that's what you want. Not that I care, stupid. Whatever, I just want this date over with
"Hey, Naa-chan"
>Y-yes
"I think *you're* pretty, too"
>
>
>
>Say that again and I'll bite you, loser.
>Now come on, hurry up, I'll show you ou-I mean, MY web...

>> No.32887516

>>32887390
How hard could it be getting your hands off a glob of glue? I'm sure she couldn't get any stickier than that

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>>32887407
Forgot pic

I like the implication that Nacha don't know their husbands transform into giant spiders after being bitten, so they go from bitchy and intolerable to frightened and submissive when she first sees her huge husband towering over with giant, slavering mandibles.

After the first time I'm sure it isn't as scary, but I bet it still gives her a shivery little thrill to go from hunter to hunted

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>>32886741
Wing hugs are very underrated

>> No.32887621

>>32887557
Any kind of hugs are nice

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>>32887621
True but arms can't quite envelop your entire body in comf like wings can

>> No.32887685

>>32887546
I dont think that makes sense seeing as their dads would have been spider monsters.

>> No.32887686

>>32887557
Monstergirls truly don't understand their most powerful weapons against men: headpats, hugs, handholding, ear-nibbles, whispering loving words into their ears while they slowly, sloooowly fall asleep, so they dream of her all night long and wake up filled with desire while wrapped in her loving embrace....

Truly, a manticore's tail and an Ushi-Oni's webs are strong. But the love in a Monstergirl's heart for her husband is stronger still, a force neither man nor magic could hope to break.

>> No.32887717

>>32887686
You better not be that headpat autist

>> No.32887718

>>32887680
What if my wife has eight fluffy arms though

>> No.32887740

>>32887680
wings are just arms though

>> No.32887746

>>32887717
What's wrong with headpats?

>> No.32887794

>>32873633
Just happy to have people looking at it! C & C welcome from all.
Also I didn't write down suggestions from the last thread so fly at it

>> No.32887802

>>32881341
>skeleton
Ms. Bones and I had a few boners whilst playing with my boner, but hey, at least i got to bone her

>> No.32887831

>>32887685

Hmmmm, I suppose I never thought about it, I assumed they hatch as adults like spiders do, but of course KC would never condone a couple abandoning their offapring.

Perhaps she knows it will happen, but it's still a shock and surprise anyway. A little bolt of fear passes through them as they realize, for the first time, what is going to happen. Maybe they are intimidated by his size, or the sudden change in dynamic. And maybe they look at the squirming, writhing, dripping, angry mass of tentacles swarming in the breeding sack, or the fierce, slavering, venom-tipped fangs, and wished they hadn't made fun of his glasses called him a faggot for crying at the end of Iron Giant, and spilled soda on his favorite Gundam Tshirt

>> No.32887854

>>32887794
I like the definition of her hipbones, very lewd.

>> No.32887933

>>32887746
A long time ago, there was this fellow named Ace. Ace didn't like how MGE monsters were focused on sex and wanted to portray them as PURE AND WHOLESOME WAIFUS WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICK IS. To this end, he commissioned ten zillion pics of monstergirls either receiving headpats or headpatting the viewer.

>> No.32887937

>>32887686
>Ear play and cooing honeyed words
Bro that’s therapeutic. Listening to a monster’s heartbeat is the best though, the ultimate lullaby

>> No.32887944

>>32887794
>Also I didn't write down suggestions from the last thread
Still in the archive
>>32863397
I was asleep at the time, so I'll take the opportunity and ask for a buff Minotaur wearing pajamas.

>> No.32887988
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Unintentional Horror that KC didn't think of.

>You live with your dad ever since your mom decided one day to go get cigarettes and never returned.
>Wasn't like their marriage was going good in the first place.
>One day, while sleeping, your town gets hit with a sudden case of demonic invasion.
>Mamono Mcbama is everywhere.
>You end up getting creeped up on by a Christmas cake tomboy alp.
> "How about I teach you about the birds and the bees, son?"

>> No.32888001

>>32887933
I still don't get why you guys got so mad at him for that

>> No.32888069

>>32887988
Fuck it, that's where I draw the line when it comes to alps.

>> No.32888167

would hydragirls have multiple necks, or one head on the neck and a head replacing each hand

>> No.32888184

>>32887546
It's specifically said they only become kind when their husband bites them because the reason they are bitchy in the first place is their venom is affecting their own body and his bite is super concentrated mana which neutralizes it.

>> No.32888186

>>32887937
>Be in bed, wrapped up in the 8 floofy legs of my Ushi-Oni wife
>Been married 3 months. I'm the happiest man in the world. We've been trying for a daughter, but nothing yet. My wife says I just need to work harder.
>She and I just finished digging out the third living space of the cave. She digs and insulates with webbing, I write the plans, get the permits, damn nukis on the planning board and put in the wiring.
>I plan to install some skylight tubes soon as well.
>Long day of construction, she falls asleep almost immediately
>I'm pressed up tight against her chest. >Her skin smells wonderful
>I can hear her heart(s) beat through her enormous bossom
*LUB-LUB* *LUB-LUB*
>Its a nice sound, and it matches time with her slow, heavy breathing, and the soft russle of her hairy legs as they stroke against me rhythmically in her sleep
*LUB-DUB* *LUB-DUB*
>Huh
*LUB-DUB* *LUB-DUB*
>That's funny
>I can hear something else
*LUB-DUB* *LUB-DUB*
>I press my face into her soft, heavy green tits and listen
*LUB-YOU* *LUB-YOU*
>I look up
>She's talking in her sleep
"Mmluv nnyu hunnie~"
>I smile to myself
>I wrap my arms tighter against her, and fall asleep
>We'll try again for a girl in the morning

>> No.32888246

>>32887937
what about undead MGs?

>> No.32888254

>>32887831
Yeah that would work. Works well with their species. Have a bratty shortstack nacho and smol princess bully me before going spoder and locking them in my breeding pounch would be quite fun.

>> No.32888270

>>32887988
I'm not gonna touch him, I'm gonna go for that nice church lady that keeps being nice to me.

>> No.32888271

>>32888184
Oh yeah, but I like to think they maybe regret being bitchy just before being 'eaten' by their husband/spider lord.

>W-wait!
>H-hang on, what're you--!
>Ugh, w-wait, listen, uhm, m-maybe we got off on the wrong foot
>L-look, I'm sorry I called you shrimp-dick, ok?! I'm sure your perfectly average. Huge! Really big! Just, let's not do anything foolish...

>> No.32888299

>>32887988
Is there a report button for this kind of faggotry?

>> No.32888332

>>32888299
Try
>Low quality posts
It's my go-to for obvious shitposting

>> No.32888342

>>32888167
does that mean they have snake/dragon heads and necks instead of arms, or have two coming out of their shoulders, or both, and would they have legs or a tail?

i think the ideal set up is two heads for each arm and legs; its not really a hydra with just three heads, it just be a snake cerberus, and i like legs since you can also be coiled by the necks

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>>32887390
>your new Slime roommate likes to brag about how you're completely at her mercy the moment she's in contact with you
>she's actually pretty weak, though, and it's really not that hard to pull away from her
>...but why would you? The feeling is amazing, so every time you're "ambushed" you play along with it, and then sit back and relax while she does her thing
>one day you come back home exhausted
>as you step into the apartment and turn the corner, you bump right into her
>she rolls with your momentum and takes you to the ground
>you sink into her even more as she breaks your fall
>it's one of her favorite moves to pull on you, she's pretty proud of it
>all you really want is to grab some dinner and go to bed, though
>she pouts a bit as you start to stand up
>tell her you don't care, she can get her "meal" in the morning
>suddenly your arms and legs feel like they're stuck in concrete
>she gives you the smuggest look imaginable when she sees your shocked expression
>you didn't realize how strong she was getting while living with you, since you never tested it
>as you slowly sink back to the ground, peppered with slimy, loving kisses, you realize you've created a monster

>> No.32888375

>>32888001
Annoyance=/=Anger

>> No.32888402

>>32887718
Tarantulachad?

>> No.32888441

>>32888342
i was thinking like a rokurokubi but with more heads, and could survive decapitation
im not a fan of leg heads, since itd be uncomfortable to walk on your own faces, but a girl with two bickering heads trying to woo you with their neck skills would be nice.
like a dragon girl but multi headed

>> No.32888451

>>32888342
I don't understand your illustration. How would she move then

>> No.32888494

>>32888332
That's more like for someone smushing on their keyboard or is obviously an eight year behind a keyboard type deal. Everything he said could potentially happen in Canon MGE.

>> No.32888499
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Outdoors anal sex with defeated monster lolis

>> No.32888500
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>>32887686
Ear play with my wife Titania!

>> No.32888501

>>32888358
Remember that slimes can make you float mid-air in their bodies and there's nothing you can do to get out of that

>> No.32888503

>>32888254
>>32888271

>I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll be good, I promise!
>Look, I'll get you a new t-shirt, just not that, anything but that!
*Dilate breeding pouch, show her the thousands of angry, swollen pink scillia that will be getting VERY well acquainted with her*

She moans in fear and arousal as I nip her again, pumping more venom into her

>Aaaagh! Noooo, no, no! Not that! Not in there! I'm not ready! I'm only 170 years old! I'm not ready for the b-breeding pouch! Momma said Papa kept her in there for a week before he let her out the first time! Please? J-just change back into human form. I-I'll give you a nice handjob--blowjob! Then m-maybe we can move up to the mating pouch next week. Or next month!
>Please? Pretty please? With whipped cream and sprinkles on top?
*Fierce, angry, horny Spider-King noises*

>Oh, fudge...

>> No.32888538

>>32888441
>girl with two bickering heads
feels like we're getting into ettin territory
>>32888451
i meant normal legs since the lernaean hydra is just a snake with multiple heads, so it would be a lamia type, but i like wow's design of give them legs a little more

>> No.32888596

>>32888500

Her ears or yours? Because as amazing ad having a Onee-san Titania cut my hair, clean my ears, and then give me a head massage sounds, playing with her LEWD elf ears sounds even better, especially if I get to do so while we both relax and soak in the tub.

>> No.32888607

>>32888503
Punishing smug bullies are just the best

>> No.32888624

>>32888596
>she gently blows on your ears as gives you a smirk
>you go in for a quick nibble
unironically makes me diamonds either way anon

>> No.32888883

>>32888499
>Anal
Can't breed her if I'm doing that.

>> No.32888886

>>32888596
>>32888624
Bullying long pointy ears is lewd.

>> No.32888898
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32888898

Allright, which Anon wanted a griffin gf drawn?
What do You lads think?
Any ideas for the next one?"

>> No.32888924

>>32888898
Bogey

>> No.32888957

>>32888898
Cute!
>Any ideas for the next one?
Amazon

>> No.32888959

>>32888898
my wife Titania of course

>> No.32889000
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32888607

>Stay in Spider-Chad form for a week
>Feels good, although it takes a while to get used to being 2 tons of muscle and armor plating
>Get looks from Beetle-Knights and Ushi-Oni's when I pass by
>One Ushi actually called me Daddy by mistake when asking me directions to the market, then ran away blushing
>CHAD
>Keep Breeding pouch closed, Naa-chan needs to learn her lesson
>Can still hear her squealing, moaning, begging, and cumming inside my head
>At first it was "Waa, no, please, Anon-sama, please, it won't fit!" And then it progressed to "Anon-sama, you're SO BIG! You're filling me up so good, please, please slow down! I'm coming too much!" Lately, she mostly just keeps apologizing for being a mean girl (even for stuff she didn't do) and telling me how much she loves me, in between squealing with pleasure that is
>Honestly, she's kinda a pain, but I love her anyway
>Really looking forward to our honeymoon when I can smash in human form
>I mean, the breeding pouch feels AMAZING, don't get me wrong, but it's not the same as staring into her eyes while you mating press her
>I was planning to let her out next week for the wedding if she's good, but lately I've been considering keeping her in for the ceremony
>I can let her head pop out so she can give her vows and all, but other than that and the cake there's really no reason she *has* to be out
>We'll see
>Either way, I'm sure I'm going to enjoy my honeymoon.

>> No.32889100

>>32888624
>>32888886

Ear nibbles and lobe-sucking is criminally underated. Playing with Titania's elf-ears in bed while she squirms and begs you to stop and then not to stop sounds AMAZING.

>> No.32889112

>>32888898
monke

>> No.32889139
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>>32888883
>Anal
Trash taste
This man gets it
>>32888499

>>32888898
Very based, lad, well done

>> No.32889168

>>32888246
Too cold for me man. Leave em for the wight and lunch bros

>> No.32889262

>>32889100
>she begs you to stop after you've started
>ok.jpeg
>she looks at you longingly with a flushed expression
>starts back up even more aggressively

>> No.32889287
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https://imgbox.com/g/pjG4IWTs8e
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 84. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/MtIgRGBQ

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>> No.32889324

>>32887944
Oh hey neat, thanks kind neet.

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>>32869228

>> No.32889482

>>32889000
>>32888503
Fucking diamonds anons. Good stuff.

>> No.32889500
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32889500

PSA that this is not a look of endearment, only a tool to lull you into a false sense of security before getting pounced on. If you see a h*ckhound looking at you like this, remember to pull out your standard issue spray bottle and back-up carefully as instructed and get to a mamono police booth to get help

>> No.32889510
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Her face when Anon tells her to show him her power

>> No.32889534

>>32888883
Does that matter if she can't get pregnant yet anyway?

>> No.32889569

>>32889500
>Golgari
>not Rakdos
either this one hangs out with zombies or that's her husband's hoodie

>> No.32889583

>>32889287
>yeti paizuri
>lich full nelson
>bunyip porn
Looks like a good week

>> No.32889595

>>32889500
NO, I don't I will, I will make enough kids with this heckhound that I'd make a 1/4 of all heckhounds be my direct descendants

>> No.32889598

>>32889534
>can't get pregnant yet
Monsters aren't humans. It's canon that they can have children much earlier and that they are fully mature by 10 at the very latest.

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>> No.32889729

>>32889569
Golgari is best though followed by Dimir

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>> No.32889744

>>32889713
>implying a fox isn't fully capable of lewding you with her tails alone

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>> No.32889757

>>32889737
Mmmm Shibari snek

>> No.32889821

The best way to get a beeg girl is to try to hug and lift them and whisper in their ears "I love you with all of my heart".

>> No.32889834

>>32889482
>>32889482

Thanks anoms, glad you like it. I know it's mostly a malesub thing, but it's pretty fun to imaging being a dump truck sized monster to gobble up naughty little bullies.

This must be what Ushis feel like all the time

>> No.32889840

>>32889713
What a poor cutie! Someone should get those shackles off of her and give her a big hug!

>> No.32889897

>>32889755

I want to slip in between those this and peel that talisman off her pussy with my tongue

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>>32888538
>ettin
dunno what that is but i liked your partial lamia idea
pic rel is a rare moment where both are pleased with their shared husband

>> No.32889906

>>32889713
Well, it's... to get.... MOFU'd

>> No.32889911

>>32881341
>Gandharva
Good smelling, music bird with nice fluffy wings. Could be worse.

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>>32844054
Im really glad theres still people using my old images. Here anon, if you are still around, have a thing.

>> No.32889987

>>32889900
ettins are two headed giants/ogres notorious for each head having their own personality and controlling their "half" of the body, i think hydras are singular minded; thats why they should have a singular human head and have snake/dragon heads for arms

>> No.32890012

>>32889840
I'm going to hug her without taking her shackles off.

>> No.32890023

>>32889598
>It's canon that they can have children much earlier and that they are fully mature by 10 at the very latest.
I recall the having children thing only being mentioned in the context of Sabbath and loli species, and the fully maturing mostly implying being physically and mentally ready for sex. I could be misremembering it though.

>> No.32890097

>>32889948
Based Loen, that's an adorable Kiki!

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Oh no, this sheep's about to use Horn Drill! What do I do?

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>>32889948

KIKICORP SHARES SPIKE AS INVESTORS PREDICT GROWTH

New York City--Shares in KikiCorp Inc. (KKC) spikes sharply Thursday, following an announcement by the Meido firm of additional expansion into....

>> No.32890288

>>32890179
>Upon seeing the man's exposed penis, they will grin happily, raise their own lower body above it, and slowly lower their hips, guiding it inside them.
you know what you need to do anon

>> No.32890293

You guys might be getting the boot and/or raided soon too fyi

>> No.32890305

>>32890023
>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still-immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>> No.32890321

>>32890293
What makes you say that?

>> No.32890357

>>32890321
They took vtubers out of /jp/

>> No.32890363

>>32890293
>Source: just trust me bro
but who cares if it does happen

>> No.32890398

>>32890357
They were flooding the board so it's not comparable.

>> No.32890426

>>32890357
>>32890398
True but the 2hufags are clamoring to get this place, the jav and 3D threads off the boards top this time. Not the OG anon btw

>> No.32890427

>>32890357
VTubers were getting out of control though, it was all over all anime and videogames boards, and started leaking to even more. You think they would start an entire new board just because a popular board was flooding /jp/? it was because it was flooding everything.

>> No.32890433

>>32889834
Its a good fantasy. Tempted to add a nacho to my harem. So i can turn into it some times and tentacle the shit outta them in the breeding pouch.

>> No.32890450

>>32890427
>new board gets added
>the catalog is still the same with 4 big vtuber threads
This is just as useless as the 4-5 /v/ spinoffs

>> No.32890480

>>32890427
They're not going to remove the majority /jp/, if they remove anything that's not touhou the board will be even slower than /u/
>>32890450
Grace period, they're still accepting feedback via the usual form of they should still be allowed on /jp/

>> No.32890497

>>32887516
One has to consider the mental difficulty as well as the physical.

>> No.32890522

>>32890305
What is it with Japs and lolishit?

>> No.32890547

>>32890433
>Harem
But Nacha are made for monogamy though

>> No.32890564

>>32890433
Based
>>32890547
KC has given info on what a chaos harem is like though.

>> No.32890568

>>32889948
Cute kiki, it's nice to see you're still around.

>> No.32890572

>>32890433
Based. I love the idea that if you ignore her for too long she'll turn back into a crabapple. Keep her close and give her lots of love and she'll stay pleasantly tsundere.

>> No.32890577

>>32890357
Apparently, just the Hololive English and Indonesia thread. The other ones are still on this board since Japanese.

>> No.32890582

>>32890480
>They're not going to remove the majority /jp/, if they remove anything that's not touhou the board will be even slower than /u/
Apparently since the majority of this board is 2hu autismos the consensus is to have the board go back to that slowness

>> No.32890584

>>32890480
What feedback is even needed? How the fuck is a western egirl streaming to a western audience /jp/ related in any way?

>> No.32890589

>>32889948
>Mastah! Sell now!

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>>32890564
A cute girl like Naa-chan deserves all the love a man can give her besides, the bratty little minx will keep you too busy anyway

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you DO cook for your wife, right?

>> No.32890621

>>32890584
Because people are trying to get the jp vtubers remove despite them being acceptable here

>> No.32890627

>>32890547
No monster is purely anti harem beyond unicorn. I will just have a big pouch to breed all the wives at the same time!

>>32890564
yeah it would make for a good commission of all my wives getting fucked in the pouch. Expensive as fuck though.

>> No.32890661

>>32890615
My meals are pretty much bodybuilder meals. Plain and full of protein.

>> No.32890683

>>32890627
Just my opinion, not big into harems unless its Shog and Kiki. All I want is one nice girl to give all my love to.

Although if anyone has a picture with detailed anatomy of the male spider, I'd love to see it. I can't tell from KC's art whether she's on top of the spider's head or wedged into the thorax...

>> No.32890684

>>32890293
I never understood what is the problem with that. Just rename the thread in MGE and it would be 100% /jp/ related. /jp/ is about niche japanese things and media that is not popular enough for manga or anime which is exactly what MGE is.

>> No.32890708

>>32890684
>I never understood what is the problem with that. Just rename the thread in MGE and it would be 100% /jp/ related. /jp/ is about niche japanese things and media that is not popular enough for manga or anime which is exactly what MGE is.
It's literally just touhou niggers just throwing a tantrum as always. Even before vtubers were a thing they always bitched about everything

>> No.32890709

>>32890572
Yeah. Crabby and bitey. May end up envenoming my other wives requiring me to fuck emm all and pump them full of my venom to cure em.

>> No.32890717

>>32869255
I plead for her to let me take her inside the house and make tadpoles with me

>> No.32890720

>>32890293
ah doubt it

>> No.32890740

>>32890615
I would, but I'm not very good at it.

>> No.32890742

>>32890709
>Making your crabby, irritable, bitchy, demanding little spider-wife bend over the table so you can enjoy her in human form while she squeaks and moans about how dirty it is and why won't you bite her already you big meanie!

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Does your wife clean your ears for you?

>> No.32890763

>>32890615
Sure thing, she loves it when I make her pot roast. Of course, being an Ushi she can eat a whole side of beef, but I got an industrial pressure cooker last Christmas so it's all good

>> No.32890774

>>32889000
meant for
>>32888607

>> No.32890786

>>32890759
This is so hot, Japanese have the best taste. Why don't people in the West have their gf's do this?

I once had a cute girl give me a full hot shave, it was one of the most erotic experiences of my life. Having a woman take care of you like that is just amazing.

>> No.32890798

>>32890615
yes, though i make everything spicy

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>>32890774
Its both (Me), you got the right post

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>>32890547
I've talked to him a couple of times about my desire to have a loli Night Gaunt and loli Atlach-Nacha harem and he has talked about how you change to be able to satisfy both.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322729921341321216

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>>32890786
Just some simple basic affection and closeness is all we really want. MG's understand this. Most real women don't.

>> No.32890826

>>32890786
Western earbuds are traditionally shorter.

>> No.32890843

>>32890709
The extra art itself is that the guy waited too long and his bite wore off because of the interview with the scholar and wasn't able to change back fast enough that his wife pushed him down and started riding him.

>> No.32890868

>>32890809
>have chaos harem
>and so anon was the real (not evil)monster all along
im okay with this

>> No.32890869

>>32890809
You're a cool dude chaosfag. I know you keep your stuff private for good reason but your waifu is really cute going by the early stuff.

>> No.32890878

>>32890809
Based--personally, I'm not into harems at all, but I love how KC always gives the most romantic and open answer he can to a problem. He always finds the solution that grants maximum happiness and love.

Although, are Nacha really Loli? I don't recall them being mentioned as such in the wiki...I guess its hard to tell from the art, I always imagined them as just small.

>> No.32890884

>>32890683
I think it its supposed to act as the spider section of arachne. Just diconnected from the arachne girl.

>>32890742
So many wonderful things i could do to bully her.

>> No.32890921

>>32890843
Oh neat!

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Who in their right mind would let a lion drive a shopping cart?

>> No.32891006

>>32890954
Ask >>>/vt/

>> No.32891011

>>32878229
>>32890357
>>32882640

>> No.32891074

>>32890843
>Hey! You! Interview's over buddy!
>Sorry, whoever-you-are, but you had your time. I think you can see yourself out
"Darling, please don't be ru--"
>Just shut up! I've been weaving and repairing dropped stitches by HAND for HOURS while you just sat around and gabbed. You probably gossipped about me too! Big jerk! *Smack*
>Now stay still! I've been rubbing myself silly ALL DAY, and now it's time for my *lovely husband* to Give. It. To. Me!
"Baby we talked about this"
>No more talk, you big jerk! *Sob* you didn't even *sniff* come by and gimme my mid-morning cuddle today *snoff* and you PROMISED! *Husband dramatically rolls eyes*
>Now, you're going to get what you deserve, hubby~ *nibble*
>And you, Wandering Loser! You wanted to learn about the Nacha lifecycle? Well, you're going to get a front-row seat ~

>> No.32891230

>>32890878
Yes. The are as specifically said in the entry, making of, and by KC a breed is mostly loli but as KC himself says in this tweet:
>Basically, it is a race with a high proportion of loli, but adults exist to the extent that it is not absent.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/819133973322268673

>> No.32891250

>>32890884
>Putting her in the mating pouch backwards with her legs sticking out
>At first she screams to LET ME OUT YOU BIG JERK
>after about a minute she starts leaking and begging to shove her the rest of the way in

Fun fact: Spider-Emperor Mating Pouches enjoy blowjobs just like human men do. Unfortunately, while being used this way does make poor Nacha females incredibly horny, they usually cannot cum without several of their husband's scillia lodged firmly against her cervix

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>>32891074
>The Atlach-Nacha's husband agreed to revert to a human form for an interview. But upon his return, a tearful storm of insults were unleashed upon him. The Atlach-Nacha mounted him before he could transform back.

>> No.32891295

>>32890097
>>32890568
Thanks anon, but that lone chibi is not enough. Next, we need to go full baka. THE baka.

>> No.32891356

>>32891261
Haha based spoiled rotten Naa-chan. Wandering Scholar eternally BTFO.

Poor thing was probably thinking what embarrassing secrets her husband was telling, and got so mad about the betrayal (and then so horny about the embarrassment) that she had to barge right in and confront him about it.

in reality her husband just talked about how much he loved her and how cute she was when they were together, and how nicely their web was coming along with her design and his Spider-form to do the heavy lifting

>> No.32891397

>>32891074
>>32891261
>>32891356
What a cute couple!

>> No.32891399

>>32891295
Bakas are cute! Sounds great to me.

>> No.32891410

>>32891230
Ah, I figured. Not into lolis at all, but I love slim svelte girls, and I suppose the occassional busty venom Mommy is also a possiblity after I put a few babies in her, that is

>> No.32891458

>>32891250
Excellent! And when doing that its punishment for biting the other wives. Make her mouth usefull if she wants to use it!

>> No.32891556

>>32891397

They really are, I'm glad their giant web is coming along. Wish we had a pair like that for my city to repair some of this crumbling infrastructure

>Atlac-Nacha couple wins a muncipal bid for bridge repair
>5'2" girl with long black hair to her knees and four fuzzy spider-limbs is the Contractor
>She's all over the job site, spinning webs, checking plans, arguing with the Civic Planning Board asshole and the Union Rep, who keeps bothering her with paperwork, and bossing the work crews
>Everything starts off alright in the morning, but by lunchtime she's a bitch-and-a-half
>She screamed at Foreman Jones so bad he had to take a half-day
>Fortunately, the crews know that after lunch, her husband/business partner takes over. He's a big fella (about the size of a 2-ton truck), but he can hoist his own weight and set cable faster than the machines. He's got a level head for project management, too, although he has a secretary to sign documents for him
>No one knows where the Mrs. Nacha goes after lunch, but a few of the older journeymen just smile and shake their heads knowingly at the unusual sounds occassionally heard from inside Mr. Nacha.

>> No.32891591

>>32891458
Only a Nacha can slurp scillia and moan apologies quite like that

>> No.32891600

>>32869228
what kind of person likes monstergirls?

>> No.32891613

>>32891600
A Based and Redpilled person

>> No.32891624

>>32889569
It's not a S*mic hoodie and that's what matters.

>> No.32891647

>>32883607
I want to constantly stroke the ego of my braggert gf, singing the praises of every cool thing she does and mysteriously going blind whenever she does anything uncool

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>>32890683
>Although if anyone has a picture with detailed anatomy of the male spider, I'd love to see it. I can't tell from KC's art whether she's on top of the spider's head or wedged into the thorax...

KC made some sketches that detail the design a bit more that he released with her "making of" article. It seems to indeed be a pouch on the bottom of the head segment (or "cephalon" as the profile names it).

>> No.32891699

>>32891613
Im just thinking,
like are we all neets, are there people with proffesional jobs,
what kind of jobs do people into mgs have?

>> No.32891752

>>32891699
Slash tweeted a lava golem, people of all sorts like monster girls.

>> No.32891785

>>32890683
The head is the part behind her. You can see his fangs coming out of his mouth on either side of her hips.The mating pouch is on his chin.
>The part filled with countless tentacles that the wife is drawn into is a "reproductive pouch", rather than a mouth.
>Even the part that looks like a tongue is just another tentacle (but the husband can still "taste" his wife, of course)
>The real mouth is hidden behind her back, above the reproductive part.
>On the left and right sides of her waist are the husband's fangs, and the thin purple part surrounding the tentacles outside is his chin.
Spiders tend to have large, rounded silhouettes with huge heads when viewed from the front, so to give the spider a kind of "ominous, villainous coolness" instead of it looking goofy and silly, I spent a lot of time considering angles and placement of parts, and what sort of silhouette would result from it.

>> No.32891826

>>32891699
there is an absurd amount of military into monstergirls.

>> No.32891844

>>32887104
HORSE
PUSSY

>> No.32891886

>>32891591
Yeah its a genetic skill. Quite helpful for them.

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