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>post yfw when they decide to play strip poker instead
This one!
I love my Mori! Get well soon!
This one was first.
I LOVE this detective and there's nothing you can do about it!
The other guy replied to his own threadjeez
I blame Todd Howard
>zhe are overlapping the Indo Queen?>Activate ze bat
Feels not good to be a deadbeat right now
MORI CAUGHT GURA'S COVIDLEEEEEETS FUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
reminder: out of THREE times that gura has been accused of ghosting the collab, it has only happened ONCE.
Save us, Gura......
Your boy is very good at ruining collabs, GUH!
>>32774933They should do this as a stream bet except loser has to retweet lewd art
>>32774925waitITS FUCKING REALFUCK YOU TODD
>Gura plays Skyrim>gets sick afterwards>Mori plays Skyrim>gets sick afterwards
Apologize to Gura you pieces of shit
>>32774800Lots of holos mysteriously get sick the day after a milestone.Also like it's planned...
Todd ruined everything, SKYRIM has a virus!
Which holo girl fits this image?
How are they spreading covid to each other virtually?
>My oshi is sick>My oshi's sister is now also sickIs this my fault?
get well soon, my oshi dorky sister
Don't let Mori getting sick distract you from the fact that Skyrim is what got her to 1 million subs.
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!
>>32774962TOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!!
>>32774962>>32774961>you have contracted rockjoint.
KUSOTORI IM DYING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>32774962TODD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>32774962Moona is fine
I really really really love Kiara!
>>32774933
>tfw Holos will never ever be able to play Jackbox because the yab potential is just way too fucking high Such a shame since have audience interaction with a few thousand people would be kino but what can you do?
I'm not sure how I feel about the developments of today.
>Mori has 5 streams this week>1 is superchat reading and another 1 is tier 3sasuguh
>>32774930based as fuck
>Mori and Gura celebrate massive milestones together around the same dates>Mori and Gura represent different but equally important parts of what makes an incredible song>Mori and Gura get sick around the same times as each other>Mori and Gura are both shitposters that like to skirt the edge and see how far they can shitpost while still saying relatively seiso>Mori and Gura look up to each other as inspiration and something they can work on within themselves>Mori and Gura are both surprisingly effeminate in nature but also know how to act like one of the boys>Mori and Gura are pink and blue, the traditional colors that represent peak masculinity and femininity >Mori and Gura, in many ways, complement each other and hold qualities that the other lacks...Is this the real ship?
What would you do to this, /hlgg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhTIk-N8q0o&feature=youtu.beDon't worry guys, honorary EN is still streaming
>>32774825I do wonder what timeslot they'd do for en collabs after Kiara moves since the usual one is like 5-6 am 'australia time'
MORI SAVED THE COLLAB BY NOT BEING THERE TO RUIN IT, REPEAT AFTER ME:"Thank you, Moritani-san"
random Sora song for todayhttps://youtu.be/9BTqE6r4-N8Don't let the rrats get youhave a great day nad be comfy before we wait for the collab
Mori cant handle 12hr sex
>Mori can't attend the collab>no awkward Takamor shitThank fucking god.I'd prefer if it was Kiara who couldn't attend instead since she's the facilitator, but this is the next best thing. Now that HoloEN has come so far from the early days, she might not even ruin the collab at all.
>>32774948Eh, it's alright. I don't have to force myself to watch something with Kiara in it now.
MORI RUINED ANOTHER COLLAB LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32774941Love my Mori! Now she needs to actually get some rest!
>>32774971Kiara.
I'll sub in for Mori hehehehehe nobody will notice
>Gura plays Skyrim>she gets sick>Mori plays Skyrim>she gets sickWhat the fuck Todd!?
Man, if only there were another death-themed holo to fill the collab space. One know for yabs and dated slang. One who knows how to draw. If only.
I have an announcement: MORI IS DEAD, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32774991She's an Indog. That's already bad enough.
fat cat will be here, in sickness and in health
>>32774933Nigger are you fucking stupid? Half of them already stream naked/close to naked
Ina really desperate for subs, view and SC huh
Mori isn't sick. She just doesn't want to draw on stream. She said as much in her Q&A.
this is why Gura refused to acknowledge the 1 million milestone, she knew that numberfagging big numbers will deteriorate your health, Ame is next
>>32775007t. deadbeat
GOD DAMNIT I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BUILD A SITE TO MAKE SALTYBET FOR THESE THREAD RRATS REAL/g/FAGS, ONEGAI, WHERE DO I GO FOR MY REPS
>>32774962This is what happens when the fans don't buy the fucking game
>>32774971Ame
>>32775002they're an underrated duo for sure
MORI IS PREGNANT LETS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32774971None, they all look autistic as fuck
I love Gura!
TODD, I BOUGHT YOUR GAME THAT ENDED UP MAKING MY OSHI SICK, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32774867>5 member collab>Only 3 members
>>32775010Didn't ask.
>>32775004Meanwhile.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeAHc2mvgo
Ame will now be reluctant to play SKYRIM. And that's a good thing
>>32775002i could only see it working as a drunk Gura attacking a totally submissive Mori
>yfw they play UNO instead
>>32774991SEA have good immune system
>>32774971Reine
>>32774962
>>32775002They're siblings with Mori being the little brother
>>32775039by me
>>32775010Calli would tell you to eat shit.
/hlgg/ really knows how to run a joke into the ground
>>32774991The jungle life strengthened her
>No stream yet>Mori ruins yet another collab.For real tho, what the fuck is wrong with these girls? They have the constitution of wet paper, you stay up for a bit to long or celebrate a milestonje and get sick after?
Just replace mori with peacock for this collab....it would still be fun
Getting yourself ready for the long awaited Full EN collab wondering what wonderful arts will be drawn by all five members.While also getting prepared to have some incredible background music since Rikka is also have a Guitar Unarchived Karaoke at the same time.While Reine will be chasing for those crowns and obviously channel her inner dork so she can reach maximum adorableness in Fall Guys.So friends, where we at?
>>32774948I'll just watch Reine/do sleep reps
>>32775004EN Lite*
>>32775029takes one to know one, Kiara
Maybe you should have payed attention to your disease resistance
>>32775002I beleeb. DROP SOME DISS TRACKS ALREADY, YOU DORKS
>>32775043Wait....didn't Moona ALSO play Skyrim?
>>32775002more like curse. lol
>>32774948And you guys were so happy about her increased streaming. My how quickly the turntables.
Wow that one Inamori Collab really soured on Mori ever wanting to Collab with ina again huh
>>32775021
>>32775082Based
>>32774961>>32774962oh shit you're rightAs a sidenote why does Haachama have the most hype OP and ED music in all of hololive?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3KvMgoA1C4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocBXGbzYO9I
>>32775022Rushia!
goddamnit I'm too slow at editing shitposts.https://voca.ro/1blATNmJONCm
Do I need to go to the archives to understand why everyone started doing the LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO thing
>>32775067Sometimes it feels like this place is full of r*dditors
>>32774946Fine.I'll post it here anyway.
MORI RUINS ANOTHER COLLAB
I feel bad for Ina, her genmates barely want to collab with her, and when she finally gets to host a big collab Mori goes and fucking dies
>>32774941Our boy needs to learn to take breaks! We can't let her get sent back to her sensei so soon!
>>32775084>Full EN collab>all five members.Ayamebro...
>>32775022I feel like Reine fits the Calli spot better.
Make the call, Kiara. You know she'll gladly sub for Mori.
>>32775001Depends on if it's a girl or a girl (male). If it's a girl, just have regular good old fashioned sex. If it's a girl (male), get disgusted when I get it's clothes off but likely be still so turned on that I do the deed anyway and then straggle it to death and panic flee the country and spend my time in my new home country talking on an image board in a thread about adult women streaming while pretending to be cartoon characters.
______________________ is a whore
>>32774933>"OK Gura, top goes off now">"don't forget to send evidence to the group chat">"D-done">giggles
what happened to pekora, am I late to the feast?
>Since Calli isn't feeling too great, we're going to postpone the full EN collab until a later date! To make up for it, Ame, Kiara, and I are going to play a bit of Clubhouse 51 games!!TRINITY
>>32775029Man even I know you're being a falseflagging piece of shit, considering it was Kiara's idea.
>>32775080That's just code for "I don't want to do xyz so I will fake sick for 18 hours."
>>32774971Mori, if you ignore the shifty eyes.
>>32775002They just need a song together.
Post songs that Gura needs to sing urgentlyhttps://youtu.be/HrkFQAQyFGc
>>32774948Shit happens, hope your oshi gets well.
>>32775067/hlgg/ MY JOKE DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32774996>tfw this song made me gosling for both of them
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1354262603065937923?s=20VSinger auditions ending soon, debut in March probably?
>>32775110>>32775114WHY ISN'T GURA ALSO PLAYING?! RRATS I SUMMON THEE
>>32774991>implying an indog would get sick
>>32775110>>32775114WHERE THE FUCK IS GURA
>>32775084>Full EN collab>all five members
>Ame Kiara and I will play clubhouse 51 gamesAh so Gura is ditching again.
>>32774997Most of the time they just let the chat vote on answers, not contribute their own
Alright deadbeats I kneel. For once your oshi saved the collab
Mori love!
>>32775001Try to fake being afraid of her and run away as she chase you. But you purposely slow down so that she will caught on you and start to rape you
>>32775110>no guraI want to fucking die
>>32775106To be fair this one came out of nowhere, nobody was prepared.
>>32774621>>32774622>>32774625Told ya'll that singing while sick wasn't good for her health, there's a reason Gura didn't do the mini-karaoke while being sick.
>>32775027フィンガーショット!
>>32775127gura...
>>32775030Yeah I’m sure that’s what it is.Retard
>>32775011You'll be having a tough week soon then. Hope you have a nice Mori VOD backlog prepared
>>32775114>>32775110Gura fucking hates them
>>32775110GWAR the band....
>>32775110>No GuraWHAT THE FUCK
HoloEN Cult Danger Levels(highest to lowesṭ̶̭͍͌̎͝):-KFP:A litera̵̧̳̎̾͊̌l fuck̸͓̻̋̏ing cult.-Deadbeats:They do̶͔̠̙̪̳͕͌͊̀ cult-y stuff I guess-TeamatesThey like posting images of a famous Hollywood̶̼̯̋̉ actor on a Mongolia̸̢̹̪̒̀͠n basket weaving forum.-C̶͉̜̈́ḣ̶̛̫̓̆umbudsChumbabȋ̷̳̳es̸͈͖͗.
>>32774933They technically can still do that online
>>32775115Ogey.
>>32775110>>32775114Gooruh...
>>32775042
>>32775114>>32775110>Clubhouse 51Well at least I can go to sleep now
How the fuck do they get sick this often? Cove have to have assembled the most sickly and weak group of girls.
>>32775108>Hi Kiara here's a superchatCalm>KIARA MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOPanik!
>>32775110>>32775114Gura?
>collab officially cancelledso how are the wagecucks who took a break holding up?
>>32775084>all five membersAyamefriend... I...
>>32774978This is a cool art
>>32775110Gura...
>>32775110>>32775114>clubhouse 51s-sugoi...
>>32775106That's my favorite Ace Attorney OST
gura was too sick to stream and enma was trying to force her to do it!
>>32775106Fucking GOOD SHIT
>>32775110>>32775114Gura?????
>>32775110GURA!?
>>32774948I'll probably still watch the collab for a bit, I'll just leave early and catch up on my sleep reps. Hope Mori feels better.
>>32775110>no mention of GuraI guess we already know she's sick, but still.
>>32775110>>32775114AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE MORI
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THE ONE TIME MY PRIESTESS GETS TO DO A COLLAB WITH SOMEONE IN HER GEN AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS, MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hope she gets better soon
>>32775021Chumguts will...
bros..
Couldn't it just have been Ina and Ame? Why the fuck Kiara. Come on fuck outta here.
>>32774999the endurance was this week, moronchama
Sorry Chumbuds and Deadbeats, we'll be all together another time
>>32775121Is Ayame doing that chink thing where they use multiple phones to spam MOTHERSHAME in Coco's chat?
>>32775110>>32775114Will it be 66 min
>>32775139Discord sex with Mori
>>32775110Gura..... Chinkvirus.........
>>32775084>Full EN collab wondering what wonderful arts will be drawn by all five members.ayamebro... i'm right here...
>>32775110>gura is dead tooLMAO
>>32775080All of them except Ina live on postmates except for Gura who takes an occasional break to eat moldy food
>wake up for the collab >postponed because mori is sickMori ruined another collab?
>>32775084>drawn by all five members.Fuck you, Ayameposter. You tried to reinvent yourself but you can't help but go back to your old ways.
>tfw I miss the golden age.fuck simps, white knights, holoEN, paid memberships,idolfags, etc They're was purity in the beginning, this very thread is dominated by newfag zoomers..
>>32775110>>32775114Well 1 more day for Gura to fully recover
>>32775110This sounds fucking awful because Clubhouse Games is terrible when there's only 3 people.
>>32775102>As a sidenote why does Haachama have the most hype OP She doesn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9R6IcvM9WA
>>32775084Ayamebro..
MORI FAKED SICK TO TAKE SOME HEAT OFF GURA
>>32775114The Trinity!
Guys, Calli might've crashed hardBut at least she isn't Gamestop's future stocks
>>32775138i still believe Vsingers is just a placeholder title for EN Gen 2
>>32775110(You) had one job, Mori
>>32775195Hey, that's my post
I miss the old trinity... Inameria just doesn't have the same ring...
Quick, we need EN gen 2 before all of gen 1 is dead.
>Prioritising her getting to a million over being in good health to be able to Collab with her gen matesWhy is Mori such a selfish bitch?
Couldn't it just have been Ina and Kiara? Why the fuck Ame. Come on fuck outta here.
Im gonna count this as an Iname collab plus one
Realistically, what can you play with a three man band in 51?
>>32775197That's not how this works if its at the end of last week, sounds like weird cope
>>32775110I retract what I said, time for sleep.
>>32775212Gura is still sick as well.
>>32775102Haaton's are insanely dedicated. 100 people participated in making this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLKbFWOnsc
Are there even that many 3 player games in Clubhouse?
TRINITY
>>32775225based
>>32775114Alright I'll save this collab give me the password to Gura's account
>>32775116>>32775144>>32775175>>32775206>>32775214>>32775224OH GOD I'M SO SORRY.
>>32775106Kek
Mori and Gura are dying...
>>32775222you're only saying that because gura won't be there.clubhouse 51 is usually kino
>>32775189Mori ruined the collab.
Gura and Mori are skipping the collab RIGHT NOW to have discord sex, say something nice about them.
>>32775110>>32775114They'll still have fun. The collab will be worth it, I want to see them all draw together.
>>32775110>>32775114We've never seen this trio before, have we?
>>32775157The Japanese government's gonna do me a solid by ending all non-essential travel and killing the vacation.
GURAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGet plenty of rest my daughterwife!
Rrat: Mori said she was sick so she could have her bro Gura pull out too
>>32774941Did something happen or is she just resting after marathon?
Mori died so Gura can rest another day. Mori may have ruined the collab but she saved my oshi. Thank you deadbeats.
>surprise visit from Vsingers
MORI DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1354265511870091268
>>32775225Sasuga Mori-sama!
>gura thinks she can just go out during the coof in fucking burgerland and buy baked goods and birthday gifts for ame and shitthis is what you get you stupid bitch
>>32775188Hey...me too!!!!1
>>32775221This is 100% the most hype, it sounds like something that'd be in a Musou
>>32775020Todd impregnated both of them
>Gura literally a shambling zombie>H-hoocha y-yeah I can attend a collab, wouldn't want to let everyone down>GUH your boy just sneezed. cancel everything, I can't do this>Gura just collapses in relief
*casts a spell to summon Reine in the collab*
>Ame, Ina, KiaraThis is a weird new trinity collab
GAWR GURA AND MORI CALLIOPE ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT THIS RRAT IS TOO STRONG TASUKETE NIGGERMAN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32775110Gura was never even a variable
ENMA IS GONNA BE PISSED AND SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON COCO'S OTHER LEG
I'd rather want to see a fully recovered, energetic Gura than a low-energy Gura, you retards. She needs more rest.
>>32775138Cover usually gives their "gen" talents two to three months to get acquainted with each other. If they're like Azki though, working independently for their music then yeah it's near March.
>>32775258Yes it's kino at 1, 2 and 4 people.It is not kino at 3 people.
Im gonna count this as an Takotori collab plus one
Couldn't it have just been Ina and Ina? Why the fuck Inaaa. Come on fuck outta here.
Gura was already sick so it shouldn't come as a surprise she decided to just go back to bed since they aren't doing the full collab.
>>32775110If it ain't a full EN collab, Gura may as well rest and take it easy
>>32775110>>32775114Well it's kinda an Iname collab... right Inamebros...???
>>32775212We're getting Ina/Ame/Kiara clubhouse tonight
Looks like this collab is dead on arrival :}
>>32775254The password?
>Deadbarks>Chumflakes
Hololive's official twitter account congratulated Mori on 1m subscribers.But no Gura 2m congratulation.WTF? Is hololive bullying she?
>>32775254The password is:.AMe#MiLk0620
>>32775106>Mori dies>Shrek 2's OST plays at her funeralamazing
RRAT: GURA AND MORI HAD A FIGHT AND DON'T TO COLLAB
I hope everyone is feeling better soon.
>>32775225Based Mori
>>32775257They got the COOF
Im gonna count this as a collab plus three
>>32775225
I swear to fucking God if we don't get an Iname collab because of this I'm unmembering to every fucking holo.
>Ame is going to ruin the kino TakoTori collab I'm sad bros.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1354265511870091268https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1354265511870091268https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1354265511870091268
CAN WE HAVE ONE (1) [ICHI] COLLAB THAT ISN'T DELYAED OR CANCELLED FOR FUCKS SAKE
the absolute state of w*men
>>32775254Oral Chumshot
>>32775056and they invite Haachama
>>32775307Out with it
>>32775278So it is Ame stopped Gura huh?
>>32774991>Moona plays Skyrim>Gets hit with a literal impossible event that kills her fucking penguin and only her penguin, literally nothing else was touched
Mori got one of these but not Gura? Lol what the fuck. They hate Gurahttps://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1354263769770156032?s=19
Ame
This is not the Iname collab I wanted
/HLGG/ MY BOY JUST DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32775228Who cares about the future, I'm getting rich right now off of a fucking scam that shouldn't have even worked in the first place. Cashing out tomorrow morning and enjoying my ill-gotten gains.
>>32775110mori is sick, but why did gura fuck off
>>32775311She WILL keep getting away with it.
>>32775056Uno is in clubhouse 51, right?
>>32775162They never expect the shrimp death squads
>>32775287Summon pochi instead!
oh no no no no no
>Todays HoloEN collab will be postponed, so Gura and Calli can rest up properly!!!!
>>32775315eslchama...
MORI IS GETTING SCOLDED BY MANAGEMENT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE POSTED THE HIT LIST LAST THREAD AND ENMA SAW IT
>>32775110>>32775114>>32775127tfw Mori took the dive for Gura so noone blames her little broMORI LOVE
GURA IS IN THE HOSPITAL MORI HAS FOOD POISONING AND IS LIVING IN HER BATHROOM
gura has clicked the retweet button and will now return to bed
>>32775278Damn, it cant be just a normal cold is it? She has been sick for 4 days now, member streams are just her forcing herself
>>32775212Mori created a spontaneous Ame/Ina/Kiara collab and got the art collab rescheduled. Our Boy brought us more EN collabs.
>>32775288>I>K>AWhat did they mean by this???
>>32775110>>32775114What are some good Smash Kart 51 games?
Todd, you will pay for making both Gura and Mori sick.
>>32775346Gura has been sick too this week
Unity Stream... finally...
>>32775266I'm not sure they can actually mandate that. I remember it being a talking point when this whole mess started
>>32775234hable en espanol
>>32775335>>32775331
>>32775346she's also sick, she's been sick the entire week
>>32775324We'll get one eventually. Just might be delayed another week...Kill me
>>32775311I'm pretty sure they celebrated Gura hitting 1M too. Nobody cares about 2M, it's not a nice number. Make it 3M or 5M and then we're talking.t. numberfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeAHc2mvgoASTEL IS HER TO SAVE THE DAY!
>>32775341THEY ARE LOVERS
>>32775353oh no.... Ame posting this was a sign THIS DAY IS GETTING EVEN MORE TERRIBLE
Who? Who is Akai Haato?She already dead, bye!
Guess I'll watch the VOD tomorrow.
KIARA YOU BETTER NOT RUIN THE INAME COLLAB
>>32775080There's nothing wrong with them other than the fact that they are women and have the security of working for a company that doesn't contract them beyond a few hours of streaming a week.Just look up countries that have paid sick leave and see who is taking advantage of that to the maximum. In some countries women have 70% or more sick leave than men.
>>32775132https://youtu.be/S-cbOl96RFM
I will never forgive trinity fags for their curse
>>32775377>GuraAnon...
>>32775002They really are the underrated dynamic duo
>>32775371RRATS?
>>32775110>>32775114I wanted to see them all draw together. Fuck you, Mori. Why does she ALWAYS manage to ruin collabs?
>>32775335AME MILK
>>32775311ESL chama, please do your English reps first..
>>32775353BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE ITITS THE FUCKING AME ASTEL COLLAB
>>32775350AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE BUG PLAGUE IS INSIDE OF MY BOY AND MY BOY'S SISTERHOW CAN I COPE
>>32775221Gotta admit that's pretty fuckin good
>>32775331>>32775382Yeah that fits
>>32775110>Indo second gen has two illustrators>none of them can collab MANAGERS GET OFF YOUR ASSES
Guess I'm watching Reine tonight.
>>32775310>That was the actual password...........................Abayo
>>32775253I forgive you. Your comments are still a thread highlight.
Why didn't Ina mention Gura being sick too
>>32775278Yeah it's better if those 2 rest, it isn't even a full collab
>>32775002they are anons
>>32774958But wait a minute, if she ruins collabs isn't she ensuring a good collab by ghosting?
>>32774962EAT MY ASS TODD HOWARD
>>32775353he posts this all the time tho
>>32775371You weren't supposed to unveil this bro
>>32775377time to remove Gura for Kiara the true unifier
>>32775353oh no... 35p how are you holding up?
>>32775371IT MEANS WE WON BROTHER
>the stars of HoloEN bail>Left with the dregs (Ame and Kiara)Lame
>>32775262is it unbirthing
>>32775363I BELIEBMORI LOVE
Let's be honest, I think Mori faked being sick too so that Gura won't feel bad that she postponed the collab.
What are the odds that Gura just decided to take a 5 day break and smoke a bunch of weed
>>32774867Fixed.
>>32775250Mahjong time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4xWbRBLj2Ithread theme
>>32775110The skyrim curse IS real
>>32775021>>32775042based ojii-sans
>>32775421Gura isn't sick, she's dead.
>>32775371Makes (You) think, huh?
Just for tonight can all rrat posters get the rope
>>32775237>cares more about deadbeats than genmatesBased
>>32775397Yeah fuck I hope Ame doesn't ruin or TakoTori kino.
>>32775341>No Gura or MoriWell now I can go to bed at least
>>32775350Just use the mori edit and toss in the coof
>>32775377oh fuck, I didn't read the thread, didn't realize Mori and Gura fucking DIED
>>32775363MORI LOVE
>>32775007your pic looks like a horse penis
>hyped for monthly full EN collab, clear up entire nightly schedule for it>>the two faces of holoEN isn't there. instead it's going to be boring fucking ina, yurifagging kiara, and amelia watson.im sad bros.
>>32775421Because Gura isn't sick. She just never wants to stream if she doesn't feel obligated to. That's why she always cancels them.
>>32775441anon...
>Kiara and Ame chess rematch with Ina commentatingYou heard it here first.
>>32775387They waited until FBK and Korone hit 1 mil and put them all together. Mori gets a solo one. No, they hate Gura.
Please somebody call Haachama
>>32775421To cause dramaINA HATE
>>32775421>"Ame, I think I'm pregnant, it may be yours..."
Ina and Kiara have never missed a collab
>>32775106KEK
>>32775421She's doing the "Ina Ina Ina..." meme, except with Gura.SHE'S HERE
>>32775441FUCK IT'S ALREADY OUTDATEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://poal.me/w60xfohttp://poal.me/w60xfohttp://poal.me/w60xfo
>all those chumfucks that made fun of Pekora's situation, making all those funeral jokes >Gura is about to fucking dieKarma is a bitch, ain't it?
>>32775371Takobros... we got too squishy...
>>32775385>>32775376would she have been there for the full gen collab, if mori didn't get sick as well?
>>32775474poorfag
>>32775418>None of them can collabSlowchama? Their collab ban has been lifted for a while now
Your Hololive World Chess Champion
ina deleted the sick girls from the thumbnail like they never existed
>>32775353>>32775391>>32775411>>32775432Am I missing something, Astel does this all the time, what does that have to do with anything
>gura and mori removed from thumbnailOh shit
>>32775371I hope it proves to be a truly cursed collab, just so we can assign the blame to those squiddy fucks.
>>32775222I dunno, it can be fun sometimeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9T4SvHH0L4
I would not be surprised at all if Mori is either too tired to move or legit sick after all the hours she's put in over the past few days
>>32775465>>32775350Nah, you gotta put Gura in there too, be fair now.
>>32775421She's trying to push her away to get Ame all for herself
>>32775294Shut up punk bitch, you don't have a clue.
>Mori literally ruined another collabYa boi has a way with ruining collabs.
>>32775371>This was all part of the Ika's plan
>>32774971Name me ONE holoEN who doesn't have at least some form of autism
>>32775484Never Missed, but they had to kill one purely from their mixup.
>>32775490i never made any of those jokes, and i even stopped demanding the money you owe me out of respect
>>32775441>But if you close your eyes
>>32775307Fear the old blood.
Thank God (literally) for being a membershrimp
>>32774948I'm not upset that she can't make it but I'm a bit worried for her health since she's such a workaholic. I hope Kiara can get her to actually unwind during the homiemoon.
>>32775162Takobros...
>>32775441It need another update...
>>32775490Finally the nousagi shows it's true nature once again.
>>32775110>>32775114Cant they just get Ollie, Reine, Iofi or any other /jp/, or even a Mama to replace the girls that couldnt make it? Is there really no one available in such short notice for an art collab?
>>32775492honestly probably not
>>32775489>no Ririsya
>>32775494Doing a members stream once every blue moon falls under the "felt obligation" category, it's funny if you think she actually wants to stream.
>>32775490>>Gura is about to fucking dieMaybe in your schizophrenic head
>>32775477Did they mention Aqua, Pekora or Marine?
>>32775110Clubhouse 51 has 3 player games?
>>32775225>>32775286>>32775363
>>32775517How long this go for
>>32774996So does Ame need Gura more for emotional support or the other way around?
>>32775489Where's the Callie option?
>>32775421Ina hates Gura and is jealous of her numbers
>>32775439Based
>>32775371
>>32775503>>32775499JUST (INA,KIARA,AME)
>>32775521Ina?
>>32775002They're quite literally a cursed ship
Astel's singing!
OK deadbeats if your boy pulled this public tweet so Gura can pull out, thanks she might have the coof which scares me but she needs rest. THEY ARE BROTHERS
THEY ARE
>>32775489>no "me" option
I guess I'll watch Turkey and probably the collab unless chicken is too obnoxious today
>>32775517
THE NEW TRINITY
Gura and Mori are having sick sweaty discord sex
the true trinity
>>32775278C O M F YOMFY
This is Pekora's revenge, from beyond the grave, she reached for the biggest numbers in EN, not even the dead can escape the numbers
>>32775341Ame stop spoiling Gooruh!!
Come listen to Astel sing while you're waiting for the collab!https://youtu.be/YoeAHc2mvgo
>>32775501Ame posted the exact same thing a few days ago
j*** w*** u*did mori and gura die or something
>>32775339Why is it always Pororo?!?!?
>>32775399periods, thats why
>>32775477This is true. They don't really know what to do with Gura because she's a remote talent without access to the office.>>32775546https://prtimes.jp/main/html/searchrlp/company_id/30268
>>32775570DYING
>>32775225SAUSAG MORI SAMA
On the bright side, this is technically an Iname collab
I better fucking get the Iname collab next week anyways
>>32775552depends on the day
>>32775371This battle isn't over
>>32775416Good choice, anon.
>>32775409You understand me - it's enough. I have no time to learn English.
>>32775576Holy shit
Gentlemen, tonight we feast
>mori is sick toowho's next?
>>32775546I don't know. All I know is when Gura hit 1 mil they waited to put her on with FBK and Korone but Mori gets a separate one all for herself. No Gura 2 mil either. They hate her.
>>32775522Poor rat...
>>32775084Right here!
>Gura 2 million subs>Mori 1 million subsDo they just think they're too good for the rest of EN. The NERVE on those girls!
>>32775594No it the fuck isn't, not with Kiara the loudmouth there.
>>32775544she did 2 yesterday and powered through both while feeling bad
>>32775572No one cares.
>>32775002I need some more extremely detailed explanation of why cracked ships work? Anyone have any other analysis?
FAP TO GURA NOW
>>32775576kek
>>32775492She forced herself to stream yesterday so maybe...
>>32775371I'm ok with ika if you guys look like this.
>>32775443Skyrim is a monkey's paw where you will reach a milestone playing it, but get sick and die after
Why is Haachama so cute and strong
>>32775579I.K.A.
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1354267668107280384https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1354267668107280384https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1354267668107280384https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1354267668107280384
On the bright side, it seems the doxx discord and its backup might have gotten nuked again. Anybody else able to confirm?
GURA MORI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32775490>nutsackis numberfagging tragedy nowThe ritual poster will never wash away your stink.
>>32775576
>>32775613Who will fuck everything up
>>32775110>>32775114FUCKI HATE MY BOY (dead serious)
>>32775570VERY SICKPLEASE TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELVES
>Kiara, Ame, InaWait have we had this combo before? No, right? Should be interesting
Tfw Gura doesn't stream
>>32775388>ASTEL IS HEROF COURSEIT ALL MAKES SEN...wait, no it doesn't!
Gura is keeping herself incapacitated with expired cold medicine until Priconne pulls their sponsorship and she doesn't have to shill it in a karaoke anymore.
>>32775591What does having access to the office have to do with making a tweet or article?
>many rrats>rrats can carry the black deathMORI HAS THE PLAGUE!
>>32775501Yeah I don't want to be the bringer of "bad" news, but it's exactly 20 あ from both
>>32775548Why wouldn't it?
>less retards in chat but the kfpfags are still therewhy couldn't kiara gotten sick instead of calli and gura
Collab of 5 people will never happen again, there will always be an unforeseen event now
So what will be your reaction when Astel reveals that he is the one collabing with Ame next week after all of this shit coming down
>>32775627Rrat immediately slain. Thanks Ina.
>>32775225dyrbi
>>32775594No it the fuck isn't, not with Ame the charisma brick wall there.
>>32775614Again, obligation. That just proves my point even more, why would she want to stream if she's sick? She doesn't, that's why.
>>32775612Gura and Mori only want to stream for their members now.
mori is fucking dead
>>32775490Cope nutsacki, Pekora graduation soon.
>>32775221menhera.mp3
sex with boyfriend
>>32775579Have they ever done a stream with this trinity combination before? Which combos still haven't happened yet?
>>32775377WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHE AIN'T MY BOY IF THE COLLAB IS READYGAVE AWAY ALL MY AKASPAS AND MOVED INTO A MEMBERS STREAM YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLANEATING FOOD POISON BURGER OUT OF A CAN
>>32775110>>32775114>mori gave us a better streamKINO
>>32775579ToriInaTea
>Gura saw the opportunity and decided to fuck off too based?
>>32774941I hope our boy will be feeling well in time for the homiemoon. She and Kiara have been looking forward to this for a while.
>>32775517TRINITY
>have more than 1M subs>dont go ito collabsthe power went to their heads and i really hopethey rest well and comback when feeling better
>hit important milestones>UOOHH I don't feel so good!!?I fucking hate white women
>>32775683She's got the coof
>>32775418Birb is going to be streaming at the same time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhTIk-N8q0o
>>32775621ikadachis are female while takodachis are male
>>32775278>no gura>awkward 3 way interactions dominated by chicken who never knows when to shut up>clubhouse 51It went from a collab I was looking forward to Mori ruining to one I don't even need to watch.
>>32775642
>>32775570SICKLY AND NEED CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
You guys act like you don't get sick.
Does clubhouse 51 have 3 player games?
>>32775265Yeah, this is a rare one. Takamori had a trio collab with Ina, same with Gurame, but they never really split like this.
Will the collab still happen on Ina's stream when it happens? Isn't that unfair?
>full collab on the channel with the least amount of subs>the two top subscribed channels cancel last minuteNUMBERS
>>32775606Ame when she hits 1 million next week.
>>32775594I unironically hope Kiara bring out both the (good) toxic part of Amelia AND the sassy part of Ina in this collab because that it would be fucking hilarious to see Kiara get double teamed.
>>32775652It's just I can't think of very many real life games that are for 3 players
>>32775705Chess
>>32775665based
>>32775281At least she won't have to get the vaccine lmao
Ina, Ame, Kiara is a horrible fucking lineup>Kiara driving the conversation, probably with 100% yuri shit>Ame just going "aaaah" "hehe" "hmmm" and "WHAT">Ina ina ina...
>>32775124Overhyped herself on a collab plan, Cover told her LOLNO, and she had a breakdown on a members only stream. Now is taking a break for some time
>>32775690The curse of hitting 1M for EN?
>>32775586I'm there.
>>32775576>>32775517Wait, Gura who? Calli who? I'm glad all three HoloEN are doing a collab tonight!
>>32775657I'll let you all off easy this time...
>>32774948I feel fine. She'll do alright.
>>32775612Wow i am sure Ame is next.
I'll give Gura all my energy to heal
>>32775341AME WHO ARE YOU COLLABING WITH
>>32775489why not invite pikamee back?
>>32775110Invite ENMA for fourth player..
>>32775656what if Ayamage?
>>32775644Replace Gura with Marine and Mori with Flare. Art collab saved.
>>32775658I'll just laugh and wait for it to happen. Because it will most likely be better for the thread in the long run, who the fuck cares about a bunch of seething fags
>>32775704I legit haven't gotten sick in about five years, and even then it wasn't to the point that I'd cancel things I had to do that day.
Are there 3p games in clubhouse or is Ina just going to watch again?
>>32775712sounds kino to me
Guess I'm gonna have to draw Mori pregnant.
>>32775691Based
>>32775579>>32775625aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wait a second, didnt mio's tarot reading said in mori's health luck that she should be careful with what she eats? MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING WITCH
when the nurse doesn't watch me take my meds i sit in my room and talk to calliope mori. what people don't know is Calli's intense cringe use (coupled with other unknown shotas) enlarged and decalcified mori's pineal gland (third eye) the nicos-atticus pog quote found in a stream of hers. i drew this from memory while watching calli's pog stream have the Calli karaoke stream on my old phone. every time i watch it it gets dimmer.it is uploading into my head every time i press PLAYcalli was a POWERFUL EMPATH even in THE UNDERWORLD. this means she can still be felt. i feel an intense paranormal connection with calli. when i watch her streams i can feel every pog, every guh, every glass of wine. i can feel throats under my fingers and and a towel on my neckHololive has ALWAYS been involved with intensely powerful gypsy magick inherited from independent days. if you wish to truly understand vtubing,you must first learn the truth of what you love
>>32775570HAS DIFFERENT WAYS WITH WORDS, YA KNOW
>>32775719t.clipwatcher
My kino Iname collab...
>>32775587>>32775653The only thing I see in there going back a week is her congratulating Mel for 400k and sending Rushia a message.I think you guys are being retarded again, considering screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in Japanese isn't exactly a unique thing for people, and he's been the biggest anti-collab Holostar of the bunch.
>>32775719Kiara is actually good at getting Ina to talk, if I had to guess Ame might actually end up being the third wheel.
>>32775704Last time I was actually sick enough to be unable to fulfill my obligations would've been a year and a half ago, maybe two years ago. Niggers needs to fix their fucking life.
>>32775732i'm on to you, i know what you mean by that.
I can't believe unity is fucking dead
>>32775719>Ina Kiara mc was good at least
>other side of the world as each other>get coof at the same timeWhat are the odds
GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaruGURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
>>32775719Ina and Kiara unironically have better banter than Ame and Kiara. I'm not worried about Takotori, but the +1
NO FUCKING CHESS LETS GOOOOOO
>>32775680
>>32775741lolpikameefags still exist?
>>32775221God her OP is so fucking strong. If there's a Holo fighting game this better be in there.
>>32775719Kiara literally brings out the best out of everyone she collabs with, this is guaranteed to be fucking great.
>>32775476I'd think they'd have enough sense not to do that.That said, Kiara DID talk about wanting to challenge the onion to a chess match with the loser having to eat an onion, so god only knows what's going through her mind now.
>>32775441Tell me they didn't just outright cancel it...
I will give each EN girl a d&d alignment.>Gura Chaotic good>Mori Lawful neutral >KiaraChaotic neutral>AmeliaNeutral good>Ina Neutral
Mori probably just lost her voice and just had a bad case of sore throat because of the endurance stream. It's Gura I'm worried about.
>>32775691but gura is black
>>32775750Based. Please do.
>>32775546Marine and Aqua got a duo onecouldn't find one for Peko, cba scrolling that low
>>32775705CPUs exist anon
>>32775691kek
ONLY MY RAILGUN CAN SHOOT
>>32775750Godspeed anon.
>>32775628backup still up
>>32775719sounds based
>>32775768>there are people ITT that still believe in unity after all the shit chumbuds have done
>>32775771egg
>>32775760N-next week...
Next EN + Gen 5 collab when?
I hate dead hours so much. The only thing to watch is fucking Astel. Why couldn't Reine stream an hour earlier?
>>32775705Yes. I hope we finally get to see a game of Ludo. It should be called Kino instead with how much suffering that game causes: https://youtu.be/KKwsW_bFQTQ?t=320
its a rare trio collab stream now
Why are women so fucking fragile
>>32775124Cover decided to be the permissions bully for once and sniped a fanproject she supported.
>>32775654DANKE SCHON
Did Ame ever announce who the "senpai collab" is with on thursday?
>>32775435So that's why Mori is into small partners.
>>32775665As a chumbud, I'd honestly be fine with that. Her member streams are so much better anyway.
>>32775763then you should do so too, any bit of life force energy helps.
>>32775677This trinity has never happened before.
This one is for all rrats out there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861UW3tH6qc
>>32775719??? Ina and Kiara are a top tier kino pairing. Ame is garbage in collabs because she's a wallflower, but that's nothing new.
what's wrong with his VOICE
Nice unity you got there, hardly anyone is hoping if they're fine
>>32775817s-shut up
Jesus fucking christ Astel.
>>32775814Stay tuned all the way to the end of the collab to find out!
Gura really does have Covid doesn't she. Hope she doesn't get any lasting effects. Some cases can permanently ruin your lungs and she might not be able to sing any more.
Tick tock Teamates, time for your oshi to get sick in a bit over a week too.
>>32775692She's been sick, what, for 4 days now? During peak coof US season? Didn't sound congested either. Gonna have to agree with the coof rrat.
How angry is Amelia, the holo en leader, right now?
>>32775387They posted a link to an articla about gura fbk and korone hitting 1 mil after FBK finally hit hit but the only time that account ever made direct mention of gura was for her debut.just twitter search from:hololivetv "gura"OR"ぐら"
>>32775771https://files.catbox.moe/r7stcu.mp4
This ain't it, Astel.
>>32775691Gura is Latinx
https://streamable.com/ntp4ps
>>32775570SISTERS (Who got each other sick)
>>32775762Yeah but you don't make as much money and your job is probably more important than theirs
>>32775807just jerk off, 30 minutes isnt long to wait at all, dont you have any other hobbies?
>>32775691But Gura is latinx?
>>32775761
>3 way chessSkip or watch?
>>32775787Mori's sore throat came from me fucking her mouth too hard after the endurance stream ended, sorry about that. GUH~!
>>32775810Because they're pussies
>>32775750please do, she's ready to be bredby mehttps://streamable.com/ekefde
>>32775766It isn't likely for Mori, whats more possible is that her nonstop recording+ endurance stream finally took its toll.
Mori I don't give a shit about, Gura I do because if her meds aren't working she has the fucking coof and it will effect her in the long run which I don't want. This is the worst collab shit to happen because of the amount of worry that is surrounding Gura
>>32775827i hope they both die so chumpedos and deadbraps fuck off forever, literally the two worst fanbases
>>32775665God I wish
>>32775750Oh noooo, anything but that, I'd personally hate it you drew Mori pregnant, especially if you drew her in a maternity dress and maybe with a hand lovingly resting on her belly hoping to feel a tiny kick, I'd never be the same again!
>>32775002>>32775110OK WAIT HOLY FUCK I MIGHT BE GOING SCHIZO, GUYS WHAT DO I DOSO WE ALL KNOW GURA IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND IS A WONDERFUL GIRL, WE ALL KNOW THIS, AND WE ALSO ALL KNOW THAT MORI IS GENTLE AND TENDER WHEN SHE'S TIRED, SO THIS NATURALLY MEANS THAT MORI WANTS SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF HER IN A VULNERABLE STATE AND GURA LOVES AND CARES FOR HER GENMATES GURA'S SICKNESS WAS PROBABLY TRIGGERED BY ALL THE STRESS SHE WENT THROUGH AND THE TURBULENT EMOTIONS SHE CARRIED DURING HER 2 MILLION STREAM, SO CLEARLY SHE WOULD BE WORRIED FOR MORI WHO IS GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING. AS WE SPEAK, AS WE TYPE ON THIS VERY BOARD, A VERY CONCERNED GURA IS TALKING TO A SICK MORI, AND THIS IS PROBABLY HAPPENING:>Hey, Calli, you okay?>I'm okay, homie. Thanks for checking up on me. Go play with the girls.>...Um, can I stay here a bit? I feel bad for you. Y'know, 'cause a bunch of stuff happened this week... I dunno.>Mori giggles>Okayyyy... If you wanna.WHILE AME AND KIARA ARE PLAYING THE MATCHING GAME OR WHATEVER THEIR WIVES ARE BUSY WHISPERING SECRET SWEET NOTHINGS TO EACH OTHER, POURING OUT THEIR FEARS AND EXCITEMENTS, WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER THEIR CAREERS HAVE BEEN. PROBABLY SHARING A LAUGH OVER THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH GOT SICK OVER ALL THE JITTERS THEY'RE FEELING. HAVING CONVERSATIONS THAT START WITH "Remember when..." AND TRAILING OFF INTO NOSTALGIA FOR THE PAST, LOVE FOR THE PRESENT, EXCITEMENT FOR THE FUTUREAND WHEN THEY FINALLY FINISH AND GURA MAY OR MAY NOT JOIN BACK INTO THE CALL, BEFORE GURA LEAVES AND JOINS THE OTHERS>I love you, Gura.>Ah? Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Calliiiiii, I love you toooooo...AND THEY BOTH CRY FOR EACH OTHER, A SLIGHT SENSE OF LONGING AS THEY SPEND TIME APART, CONTEMPLATING THE NEW CLOSENESS AND BOND THEY HAVE FORGED TOGETHERAND AS THE SAYS PASS AFTER THIS ONE MORI AND GURA START TO COLLAB TOGETHER, START TO RELEASE AN "IRONIC" SONG TOGETHER FEATURING GURA AS G-FLOATIE, HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES, AND USING THEIR COMBINED STAR POWER DOMINATE THE ENTIRE WESTERN VTUBER SPHEREI SWEAR TO GOD IM NOT A SCHIZO BUT THIS COULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN RIGHT?
>>32775353This is literally two people both posting "aaaaaaaaaaah" come on now you're not that starved
>>32775697You opened a box that should have stayed sealed. TakoIka art when.
I hope Gura and Mori feel better soon
>>32775594>Inamefags finally get their collab>but with Kiara attached
>>32775704I never really get sick enough to stay home and do nothing. Only the coof did that. I understand that others are different though, the skitzos here will make up their rrats regardless
>>32775658I'll be more upset that Ame didn't have the balls to put his name on her schedule
>>32775691>hit with the kung flu>still get shit on for the rratI fucking hate white men
>>32775802I barely watch EN, what did the chumbuds do?
>>32775838>Didn't sound congested eitherYou're fucking retarded
Does Kiara have good chemistry with Ame?
>>32775677Kiara + Gurame is something I wanna see
I can't believe Mori has sex with Gura and ended up catching the cough from her.
>>32775591This is starting to look like really bad manner from Cover, no fucking way they need Gura to be in the office for a god damn short article. I bet my ass these cunts will celebrate any of their JP holo reaching 2m, but not Gura
>>32775570FUCKING SICKHOLY SHIT GIRLS DO YOUR HEALTH REPS
>>32775102Because of REDALiCE
>>32775814Gonna be the Treerat. Stars have been ruled out.
>atlantean decides to leave the ocean after 9000 years>gets covid
>>32775862Mori is already dead so just wait for gura's time
>>32775827Hopefully it gets better when the stream starts, but I'm doubtful.
>>32775760was listening to Ina's I'm Yours when I saw this imageit fits so well
Nothing better than staying up till 4am (still one hour left if the full collab was still planed) and then receiving the notification of the cancellation. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT, FUCK CLUBHOUSE GAMES, I'm fucking going to sleep and this will be the last fucking time I trust anyone other than kiara in holoEN, fuck. Gonna check the stream tomorrow only because kiara is in it ffs. I'm off this site now.
>>32775868ogey
>>32775388Thank Jesus, finally there's something to watch. This day has been terrible.
>Finally the long awaited Iname collab again>Kiara
>>32775850yes, and?
>>32775838I was congested for a few days with the coof
>>32775746Once I drank nothing but coffee for like 5 days straight and became extremely dehydrated. I ended up getting hot flashes, cold flashes, bone pain, skin pain, eye pain, headaches, migranes, sore throat, sore entire body, blood in my shit, nasal problems, extremely low bodyheat, borderline incapacitated, could barely balance myself, had to wrap myself in 3 jackets and 2 blankets and I still wasn't warm enough, had to boil water on the stove to heat up the bath because the hot water wasn't strong enough. All that and I still hopped on my bike and went to buy a shit ton of smart water at 8:00 PM. Illness is just in your mind until you fall asleep.
>>32775814No but she's been playing Apex on japanese servers so that narrows it down to half of hololive
>>32775868MEDSboth funny anyway /u/ caps schizo
>>32775782Oh god.
>excited to see my oshi after her day offShe's sick, fuck>at least I get to see Gura again, maybe her cute sick voice is still thereShe's out tooI'll watch your oshis but it won't be the same
If Astel is going to announce a surprise collab with Ame it'll be at the end of the stream, he likes trolling his viewers, he did the same with his last update on his 3D. So keep watching the homo to find out, homos.
>>32775895She chose the wrong time to come out of the ocean desu.
>>32775570ABSENT
>>32775868Jesas...
>>32775691>she marries you>UOOHH I don't feel so good!!?>she divorces you
>>32775837Oh shit, 50 thousand subs until Ame gets sick!
>>32775868based /u/schizo
>>32775868BASED
>>32775860>Mori I don't give a shit aboutGee thanks chumbud
>Gura’s breath control wasn’t good in her 2M karaoke because she forced herself to sing while sick
>>32775868https://streamable.com/7us9pa
>>32775832just got off the shitter what happened
>>32775895kek
>>32775778Yes I do dayo
>>32775850>both used 20shit... not like this...
>>32775782Ina they made space for you! Stop holding drinks and slide right in there!
>>32775931Nose...
>>32775909She has to translate please understand
Post your best nose edited out holo pic
>>32775909I will impregnate the chicken and then the fox
>>32775771https://files.catbox.moe/3gk0lc.mp4
>>32775909Who the fuck invited Ame anyway?
>>32775899Bye Felicia
>>32775895
>>32775827discordniggers shifted from doxxing to tribalism
>>32775850
>>32775942He was (trying to) belt a song like 2 octaves over his range
>>32775850You guys need to stop posting shit like this. You sound like retards that think that everyone that posts UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH in Japanese is a cunny poster.
>>32775868
>>32775962
>>32775868that's really sweet
>>32775110>>32775114That's not even the problem, it's the fact couldnt find two other replacement Holos to join in on art collab? Its not like they could pull the 'language barrier' card because Kiara is there.
>>32775868sasuga based /u/schizo
>>32775938Yeah I felt like she wasn't as good as she usually was. Thought the rrats just got to me.
>>32775951based, Ame could take the Friend route or GFE route, both are great
Btw Miko is doing some survey https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyRczxXIKfFEmRGoH54AaABCQthats all, you can go back to your unity collab
>>32775899Kek
>My boys sick>Its fucking clubhouse 51Well, I just lost interest.
>>32775868o...ogey
>>32775971Based, he knows more Kanji than me.
>>32775850But again, Astel has always been the most anti-collab and anti-shipfag of the homos that I've seen.
>>32775971I seriously hate this faggot
>>32775974>>32775974They aren't?
>>32775719Get ready for the grudge post, Anon.
MORI GOT SICK FROM HUFFING HER OWN FARTS
>>32775983Ina too. Hell Ina even collabed with Pochi in pure Japanese.
>>32775983Can't. They have to have literal fucking meetings with managers present to get a goddamn jp collab.
>>32775712Yeah I also want double penetration Kiara
>>32775916What the fuck?
>>32775868i would say meds, but this is too good,sweet and cute, stay like that
>>32775868based and meds
>>32775916>illness [...] in your mind
>>32775850>>32775910>>32775951>>32775974Today was amazing :}
>>32775989>unity collabAnon... I...
>>32775800lol Get fucked, white knight trannies.
>>32775924It won't be Astel because Ame already said recently that she is specifically only collabing with Hololive in response to people saying Holostars in her chat
>>32775868so this is /u/schizo...don't take your meds plz
>>32775868that's fuckin based and it made me feel better
>>32775924>3DWait is he actually getting it? Last I heard Roberu was the latest possibility but he hasn't said anything on it
>>32775883Nothing, but tribal fags have gotten intensely belligerent against unity because they don't have as much room to shitpost with all of the rrats dying
>>32775639
>>32776012Fuck Enma
>>32775974>>32775971>>32775910I was not one of the other retards I was just providing the information.
Soon.
>>32775971what is it with people defaulting to calling every type of japanese character "kanji"
>>32776029Go back Poka
>>32775993It wasn't going to be that, retardchama
>>32776027OHNONONONO AME IS GONNA APPEAR ON TRASH TASTE!?
>>32775680Nice work, Ina
>>32776026kek
>>32776006No, it's a common Japanese yell. You hear it all the time in anime you dumbasses.
>>32775883Nothing, it’s just tribalism
>>32775658He hasn't said a word on Twitter and he was up all night. Ame said in the Members Zatsu that the senpai was from within Hololive.
>Coco did a 1 hour stream yesterday of Terraria>she said she played 7 more hours offstream mining in the game during her Yakuza stream
>>32774991>>32774962the sick got Moona instead...
>>32775399Oh I know. Im the retard that usually gets called in to fill. I do it anyway cause I like money.
>>32775915You're the uncommon case. Less than 10% of confirmed cases reported congestion or runny noses.
INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY OSHI JUST FUCKING DIEDhttps://youtu.be/6PNhGFLWoTM?t=20
>>327760465D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel when?
>>32776027NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T REMIND ME
>>32775916You've got an illness in your mind, alright.
>>32776044It's not just Enma dude.
>>32775490i thought chumbuds don't watch hololivehow are they supposed to know pekora?
>>32775719you've never watched a Kiara ina stream have you?Kiara is probably one of the best people Ina collabs with as she actually gets ina exicted and talkative
I've given up on cover ever acknowledging Gura in any meaningful way.
>>32775868Based
>>32776050Yes, thats why I've lost interest, retardchama
>>32776040During one of his practice APEX streams recently he just said he was talking to management about his 3D and immediately ended the stream, who knows when it's happening but it's being talked about for sure
>>32776046ZETA GUNDAMBOTTOM TEXT
>>32776074based timeloop poster
>>32775868Are we witnessing the birth of the first Caligula /u/schizo?
>>32775868Can you do one where Ame and Kiara get together in retaliation from Gura and Mori?
>>32776062Imagine if an EN did this. /hlgg/ would throw a fit because they didn't stream it.
>>32776062Why is every single girl in Hololive autistic? Are all women this autistic?
I can't believe Calli and Gura have the coof.
>>32775972ouch
>>32776062she did, she aslo got hit by a car.
>>32776027FUCK
>>32776064>COVID-19 is now infused with autismoh no
*casts a spell that helps Gura and Mori get better soon*
>>32776082According to this thread we don't watch any other girl but we actually do and also organize raids on them or something
>>32775916but why did you drink only coffee for 5 days?
>>32775704I just got sick once ik my life, i don't get it why people still gets it, I guess too much hygiene
>>3277598935p...
>>32775916This why you do it with bang or some other high mg caffeine drink. You can get those reactions at half the time.
>>32775886Bomb collab was pretty kino, I laughed a lot
>>32776049Not him, dickersucker, and if anyone needs to go back it's people like you with this cuckshit of thinking posting public videos is "doxxing", I bet you pay for membership only streams too.
>>32776106Always has been
>>32776062a-at least she likes the game... r-right guys?
>>32776050Retardchama...you're reading comprehension reps...
>>32776071This please.
>>32776062I'm pretty sure she's only streamed about half of her total playtime.
>>32776027
>>32776111T-Thanks, Watamage...
>>32775983You are not going to be able to call in a JP on an hour notice
>>32776102no, hololive girls are just better
>>32776116It was an accident.
SANITY CHECK
>>32776119>INWhat did Miko mean by this?
>>32776111I hope to god this one works as quickly as the last one did
>>32775939She looks so happy saying it.
>>32775868Some parts of this are kinda cute ngl.
>>32776083I suppose they need the talent agreement to write the article? And Gura just refused?
>>32776059Hololive and Holostars are separate divisions of Cover. They may be coworkers but the Holostars are not part of Hololive.
>You think Haachama wear underwear?>What do you think?>Underwear? I don't need it!Haachama I can only get so hard
>>32775579>Remember when Gura his 2m and Kiara pressured her into making a 2m milestone celebration stream?>Remember when she got sick and you blamed Kiara for it?>Remember when Mori followed in Gura's footsteps and also did a milestone stream and ALSO got sick, causing the collab to just be Ina, Kiara, and Ame?>Remember when you casted us out after Ina admitted that she ate us instead of you?>What if I told you everything bad that has happened was caused by a group of cephalopods?Enjoy your IKA stream, Tako's
>>32775353where was this posted?
>>32775807>Why couldn't Reine stream an hour earlier?And rush breakfast? How dare you, sir!
>>32776124Go back
>>32775704I got the flu in 2018 and it knocked me out for 3 weeks with pneumonia. Sucks but I understand people being sick given the situation.
>>32775868Damn, some In the Mood for Love vibes here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EER_11Y4tW8why is there only 1 SFW HoloEN MMD so far?
>>32776141TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32776111Thank you watamage
>>32775983They don't want to "find replacements". They want to do the collab with all EN members.
>>32775666Why would she just not cancel and ghost us, then? She's done it before.
>>32775697This is official now. I just wish I could draw better
>>32775917She wants to learn Astel's secrets!
>>32776130Retarchama... your grammar reps...
>>32776124Slimy muddog hands wrote this post
Where is the fat cat?
>>32776153Astel is streaming currently with that title. But he usually has that title anyway
Mori LOVEI hope ya boi and Gura get better soon...
>>32775785>Mori>Lawful Neutralidk anon she seems really gungho for Crimes
>>32776142HOLOLIVE INDIA CONFIRMED
>>32776141ああああああああああああああああああああ
The numbers made them sick
>>32776111*Casts counterspell*
>>32775916Damascus I can't tell if you're a genuinely interesting individual or just a retard who does retarded shit so that you can feel special. Mind helping me out here?
>>32776124>Not him>But actually is him
>>32775895I kek'd
>>32776152Stat out you fucks
GURA AND MORI ARE DYING LET'S GOOOOO
>>32775989>members questionnaire>answer them anyway despite being a non-memberDevilish
>>32776102To get into Hololive Productions, one must have a baseline level of autism high enough to pass the threshold. If you aren't autistic enough, you get rejected on that and that alone.
What is 3 way chess?
>>32775916based
>>32776119>miko>englishEN is there tough so fuck you for make me look
>>32776181Eating
the pochi ina collab was cute
>>32776071>>327761323d chess exists
>>32775768Who's going to be the next death in the killing game?
>>32775924Not happening. Ame said her senpai was within Hololive specifically.
>>32776124forgot my image btw
When Ame does a 48 hr celebration stream for 1 mil and than gets sick it will be because of the 1 mil curse.
>>32776141>try to recall what ina said about the Takodachi eyes>can't, so i watch the vod again>finish watching that part and close it>can't remember what was just said, like i just didn't watch it at allumm
>>32775697Filthy ikas will never be accepted as anything more than the Priestess' food source.
Oh yeah, here we go Astel. This is more like it.
I think GuraMori SUCKS.
>>32776181Coof
I have a feeling this collab will be kino and you'll all kneel yet again. My intuition is never wrong when it comes to these things.
>>32775868are we going schizo today? well don't mind me*AHEM*NO, KEKBEATS. YOUR OSHI AIN'T CRINGE KINO, SHE'S EMBARRASSING. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLOLIVE, SHE'S A MISTAKE, SHE SPEAKS LIKE A 14 YO, SHE HAS SHIT TASTE AND SO DOES HER FANBASE.inb4>O, MY OVERWORKED BOY, SHE CANT DO NO WRONG>O, MY SICK REAPER, ITS NOT HER FAULT>RENT FREE>demiurge.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hgwtnn.jpg
>>32776181dead
>>32775708YOUR NUMBERS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME!
>>32775110>No Calli>No GuraOk guys I maybe going full schizo here guys but WHAT IF Gura and Mori no longer want to associate with sub 1 million vtubers anymore?
>>32775985I thought so too at first but went back and listened to it a couple more times and most of it is really good. There are times when she blends in so well with the backing vocals it sounds like 1 voice.
>>32776119reminder to vote 35p
>>32776124Try to at least change your typing style next time.
>>32775916What choices in your life whether out of your control or by your own choice led you to become the person that you are right at this very moment?
I hope Gura and Mori get better soon and then make a collab
>>32775989TATSUKETE NIGGERMAN
>>32776111*casts a spell that makes Gura and Mori die soon*
Literally suffering from success.
>>32776223If the pattern keeps up it should be Ame
>>32776184How many characters does he usually have? is 20 more than usual? This may be the rrat that hints at the collab
>>32776168 if its any consolation, there is thishttps://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/1939607953007991163/models/2542349030566808270
>>32776210is public not memebr only
>>32775868Based, but holy shit PLEASE take your meds
>>32776236does... does he not know?
Confident that Mori just has a very bad voice due to recording as well as the endurance stream. Gura is more concerning due to her location.
I FIGURED IT OUTTODD HOWARD IS A FUCKING UNICORN AND WANTS TO GET RID OF ASTELHow will he do it? He gave Gura and Cali the coof, causing the collab to be postponed, meaning Ame wont be able to spend time with her friends, hence the "AAAAAAAAA" Posting beforehand (she knew something bad would happen), which is an Astel thing. Since Ame will want to collab, she'll change her plan and do a Skyrim Collab with Astel which will get him sick, which is why he posted "AAAAAAAAA"FUCKING TODD HOWARD, HE PLAYED US LIKE A DANM FIDDLE
>>32776236>HOLOLOLIVE
Hey...I wanted to ask, did Haachama really give up on being HoloEN gen 0?
>>32776220Yeah those 2 need to collab more. It was fun.
When the Lionesses are in heat, they have a lot of sex at once in a single day. 20 to 40 times, and the lioness becomes the one who demands to mate. So if the lion is tired and can't keep up with her, she bites his balls.
Thoughts on tree rrat's sister?
>>32776254No, it's Kiara, so Iname can live
>>32776240Okay now I have to double check and see if I was just retarded.
>>32776262Anon, Japan isn't exactly doing fantastic with the coof
>>32776146I hope this is the case
>>32775989>Are you in love with Miko?
>>32776246 What does it mean?
>>32776226
>>32776275Literally a better tree rrat
>>32776233Eat shit pecker, Miko ditched you for superior blue
>>32775841I want to be strangled with those legs
what even is this club house games 51? Is it any good to watch?
How should Kiara be raped?
>>32776140accident?
>>32776236ogey
>>32776181Waking up, with me
Today I will remind people this existshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT9aa8MHL28
>32776226God I want to kiss those lips
>>32776243sitczoposting
>>32776279>>32776282HEH
>>32776255Actually take meds, not a meme.
>>32776259Check the last questions
>>32775880I'd be more upset that she turned down other senpai for collabs because of the language barrier.
>>32776246Where we're going, we don't need eyes
>>32776301It's completely carried by the banter.
>>32774992hey, that's a tiny bird
>>32776230And yet the EN collab is now the IKA collabThe Ika's... they're getting too strong
Honestly Mori, I know you're upset that only Ina responded to your World of Darkness channel on discord, but you didn't have to lash out at your genmates like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13Tx69vBNg
>>32775149based Ken poster
>>32776300Lovingly with a view towards raising a family together
>>32776279>>32776282SHES PINNING AME DOWN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>32776237...is she still warm?
>>32776255How would they collab if ame said the senpai is in hololive..
>>32776275Are those ears?
>>32776299same desu
>>32776096>CaligulaW-Who they're going to backstab?
>>32776300She shouldn't be, Kiara is for consensual sex only.
>>32776239GURAME SCHIZOS ON SUICIDE WATCHAGAIN
>>32776223Ame's finally fulfilling her role as detective and taking out the other members. The question now is who should she take out next? Once Kiara figures out that Ame killed Mori, she'll be enraged so I figure Ame has to kill her next ASAP.
Seriously, why is this shark always sick? I can't believe I'm starting to believe the pregnancy rrat
Would you trade your life for them to get better?
>>32775654Kiara's in a constant state of sickness, so she's used to it.
>>32776124go back poka
>>32776236I disagree.Mori LOVE
>>32775916Melfriend, are you a masochist, by any chance?
>>32776286From /hlg/ I dig up some info that the talents decide what merch to make as well (beside random ass keychain or stickers) so it makes sense that nearly everything about them need their agreements to some degree
>AmeInatoriThe forbidden trinity
>>32776233Yeah, my dick
>>32776345Have you heard her talk about her eating and sleeping habits?
>>32776345Its weirdly the strongest rrat, even though it started as a complete fabrication
>>32775666>That just proves my point even more, why would she want to stream if she's sick?Holy mental gymnastics. Work on your bait reps.
>>32776250Nooo, stop witch!
When Amelia reaches 1mil she will become too ill to participate in collabs and then her roommate starts her dream job as a nurse.
あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>32776345Have you heard her stories? Gura lives like a slob and has the immune system of a 2 year old kid. It’s not surprising the flu/coof would hit this hard
>>32776333stay away
>>32776345Why are you ogey?
>>32776328New rrat, Calli and Gura wanted to run Geist but Ina, Amelia, and Kiara wanted Hunter instead,
>>32776191She fucking hates cheaters and people who break their word. You could make an argument for Lawful Evil, but she's certainly Lawful
>>32776282>>32776279We need a pinniped to remind everyone to read the pinned comment
>>32776301>thumbnail clearly has examples of the types of games that will be played>"But is it any good?"Retardedchama... Clubhouse 51 is basically the halfway between zatsudan and playing games. It varies depending on which game is chosen
Glad Mori and Gura are gone tonight, they've fucked up the vtuber landscape more than anyone, I hope they retire soon.
>>32776275Missed opportunity for skindentation so it's shit, but it's also cute.
>>32776250DARK WATAMAGE NOOOOO
>Ina>Kiara>Ame>I>K>A
>>32776230think of all the female members subbed to Ina because she inspires them since they're so similar to herIna then creates an offshoot of takodachis the "ikadachis" so that all of her takodachis can find someone to be with when she finally leaves and they're all similar to Ina
>>32776047pls andasta they only started liking idols when EN started.
>>32776345She's frail. Sometimes she only has 1 meal in a day.
>>32776308I'm only worried I'll get sick of it before the full version is released because I can't stop listening to it.
>>32776236why are you pretending Gura isn't just as much at fault?
>>32776332I can feel the voices in my head getting stronger again
>>32776345>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rrat
>>32776345Extremely poor diet. Watch her streams sometime
>>32776332Any InAme art that has Ina not manipulating or raping Ame?
>>32775916Keyed
Chumbuds! Your oshi needs you. Who'll nurse Gura back to health?https://streamable.com/qpkuk0
>>32775857Not if I get that bitch first
Astel..... Tomarun.... janezo.....
>>32776140how do you just forget to drink anything else?
>>32776199I'd like to think I'm an interesting person but I admit to doing stupid shit mostly to entertain myself. The coffee thing was just an accident though.>>32776244Well it started when I was 2 and my sister got us kicked out of kindergarten >>32776302I was living in student housing and our water was really shit, like you could wash a dish and more limescale would appear. The brita didn't work well enough so I would get smart water and brew my coffee with that in large batches. I'd start the day with an iced coffee I made the night before, midday I'd make myself a latte, and at night I'd have some cold brew to study. I just forgot to drink normal water inbetween because the water was so shit it just left my mind as something that my body would take in.
MORI FUCKED GURA WITH THE 5 FT SCYTHER AND GOT THE COOF FROM HERETHEY ARE-
>>32776392That'd only work if Ina wasn't shitting on Ikas too
>>32776287If Ame made a poll like that, I wonder what the stats would be for that question... Teamates are the most mentally ill and dependent on their oshi, after all
>>32776245I wanna kiss Mori and her thighs.
>247 ipsLooks like all the rrats are out of their warrens. Get fucked, discordniggers.
https://twitter.com/YioShimi/status/1353386760198356993?s=20>Iofi retweeted this
Thinking about gura and mori being sick is making me feel like o have a fever what the fuck is going on
Why is Astel starting an unarchived stream right before Rikka starts his own unarchived utawaku?It's obvious he's gonna end up overlapping with him. Do they hate each other or something?
>>32776268well after last night's shitfest I wouldn't blame her if she did
>>32775666based trips, anon
>>32776424being posted by a faggot
>>32776404How bout this
>>32776275>Rabbit ears>Another rabbit vtuber. trash it
>>32776409I want to make soup for gura
*Casts Holy and nullifies all Black Watamage magic in this thread*
>>32775353>>32775391>>32775411>>32775587>>32775653>>32775761>>32775850Remember the last time you cucks tried this shit and she was actually talking about playing with Aqua?
>>32776345>>32776368>>32776401https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doxylamine
TRUE NOUSAGIS WILL SUPPORT UNITYI REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE NUMBERFAGS AS FANS OF USADA PEKORAA NUMBERFAG CAN'T EVEN NAME A SINGLE THING THEY LIKE ABOUT PEKORA OUTSIDE OF THE NUMBERS SHE HASTRUE NOUSAGIS KNOW AND LOVE HER WARM HEART, HER LOVE OF GAME STORIES, HER DRIVE TO ALWAYS IMPROVE, AND HER DEDICATION TO HER CRAFTI REJECT THE NUMBERFAGS, THE SHITPOSTERS, THE RRATS WHO USE HER NAME AS A CLOAK FOR THEIR TRUE IDENTITIESSUFFER NOT THE SHITPOSTERS TO LIVEUSADA PEKORA LOVE, AND HOLO LOVE FOR ALL
>>32776236>SHE'S EMBARRASSING. SHE'S A MISTAKE, SHE SPEAKS LIKE A 14 YO, SHE HAS SHIT TASTE
>>32776352>He has that image as his pfp on discordI guess he got tired of not getting any (You)'s here
>>32776435INTERLINKED
>>32776392Don't try to sway me....
>>32776150Ame counted them as part of Hololive once early on, but since then she has always mentioned them separately. Nobody in chat said anything about Vtubers outside Cover, and Astel and the Holostars were the only names floating through chat that could be "outside Hololive" when she said "No, it's not someone outside of Hololive."
>>32776389I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CONSPIRACY
>Gura's not streaming tonightGreat, now I can go to bed. Night /hlgg/!
>>32776427Teamates still live rent free in your brain. It's unhealthy
>>32776425Ina HATES her female fans
>>32776382>Seal girl holo whenHe lacks the informationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DiWnfAh9iw
I love my sickly shark!
>>32776288might be asking if you actively watch the stream or just listen to the audio
>>32776429Anon, Iofi is the reason Pochi even got the job. She saw Pochi streaming and started talking about how much she loved her doujins which led Iofi to vet her
Just clocked in at the office. We still doing the Astel rrat? Seems weak but i can roll with it.
>>32776404
>>32776300Kiara is for mating purposes with the intention of starting a loving family.
>Welcome back to the Tentacult>Welcome backI haven't been keeping up with Ina and her cultists for a good while, has the religion evolved?Have they taken a note from the Muslims and made it so everyone is born a member of the cult, but have to return to it in later life?
>>32776429
>>32776409she already has a cute nurse taking care of her
>>32776429>not posting the imageWhat are you, a pussy?
I can't believe discordniggers still believe in that fake chrome pic, my sides
>>32776437How new are you to the JPs? Overlapping isn't an issue or a sign of disrespect. Besides, Rikka has twice the subs Astel does, if anything Rikka should postpone.
>>32776389Musume
>>32776437Yup (you) got it anon
>>32776345Must have eaten a bad borger
Oh no! This fatto catto is going to eat the remaining image slots! Will you stop her, or feed her?
*shits and cums*
>>32776418...you didn't just drink the smartwater?
>>32775983there are no candidates who can replace calliope mori and gawr gura in a holomyth full collab.
>>32776369>Work on your bait repsdon't reply to the faggot then fucking idiot
>>32776452You retard, holy is offensive magic
>>32776345period
>>32776281She was definitely not feeling well as you can tell from her breathing but Hinorti, Next Color Planet (especially the encore) Big Red Heart, Ahoy and Blue Clapper all sounded good to me. Live Again, SSS and holo rap could use some work.
>>32776352>deleted Holy kek
>>32776404But that's the best art
>>32776456Based Nousagii hope pekora returns soon
>>32776119>INHow did Miko Elite her way into this one. It's not even EEENGLEESH in Japanese, it's EIGOU
>>32776362It's going to be great. Ina and Kiara have fantastic chemistry and Kiara is the only person so far besides Gura to be able to drag Ame out of her shell. The 3 of them will do great.
>>32776473Astel is singing so the rrats about him are put on hold
>>32776480Clearly did not use proper PPE if she got sick too!
>>32776332GURA DON'T LOOK
j*uhas Ame/Ina/Kiara trio happened before?
>>32776463INBOU DA!
>>32775840Hololive cannot accept a situation where Gura is his main talent, with the largest number of subscribers.
>>32776409I would gladly do it
>>32776473not really weak, I'm just prepared for it in caseexactly 20 of the same character on the same dayEither Astel is fucking with us or it's an amazing coincidence.
>>32776471>how much she loved her doujins which led Iofi to vet herGirls read /ss/?
>>32776378Yeah well at this rate they're going to be running Wraith instead.
>>32776111Thank you, Watamage>>32776250Fuck you, Watamage
>>32776491source for the image?
>>32776250ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES WIZARD IVE FUCKING HAD IT
>>32776491you cannot stop her
>>32776491Mogu mogu~
>>32775139
>>32775353That's just screaming.
>>32775916>Vinegar collection>The raw milk shit from yesterday>Now smart waterDo you happen to be this guy, Damascus?
>>32776462Ame counted them as part of Hololive once early onThat is true, I forgot about that one.
>>32776345she unironically needs a caretaker because she treats herself like gutter trash
>>32776532dont eat booba
>>32774986>rockjoint*remembers that time i cleansed rockjoint only to immediately get it 5 minutes later from a bear*
>>32776246>>32776288She's asking if you look at her lewdly.>>32776322I mean nothing there says it's for members only, but obviously a few of them aren't really answerable as a non-member.
>>32775607>They hate her.True.
>>32776529ow
>>32776513Also the one collab Ina and Ame did where they just talked was really good too
>>32776500It stunned Black Watamage
>>32776452Thank you White Watamage
Just got home, I can't wait to see this full collab between all five HoloEN members!
Damn this place really wants the worst outcome for the girls
>Three way chessWhat did Ina mean by this?
>>32776453Hey, I'm the one saying it probably WON'T happen, I don't even want the women to ruin my friend experience. I hope it is Aqua, I want to see her get some friends on the EN side.
>no mori>no kiarais the collab saved?
>>32776495The smart water was for coffee, it just didn't cross my mind to drink the unused coffee water. Normally the only bottled water I drink is evian.
>>32776500the best defense is a good offense, or so they say
>>32776418what did your sister do to get you two kicked out of kindergarten?
>>32776124>not him>its him
>>32776444i want more of Ina like this
>Your oshi>How much you have invested into GME
>>32776474This one is just so cute
>>32776557Why are you acting surprised? We're the anti thread.
>>32776505They're somehow more easy to detect than changs and seagulls combined. It's incredible.
>>32776525Like you wouldn't fucking believeThe Sims modding community is driven entirely by degenerate shotaconsNot even normal shotacons. Supershotacons.
>>32776410fuck off ghost rider
>>32776557not all of us, noschizos tend to be louder and retards give them (yous)its easy to see most of us love the girls
>>32776379Even chaotic characters tend to have some kind of moral standards, she's a fairly shameless pirate though. she's also directly described herself as chaotic good in an old song
>GURA HAS COVIDGURA HAS COVID>GURA HAS COVIDGURA HAS COVID>GURA HAS COVIDGURA HAS COVID
Man its been borng to watch HoloEN recently but I can't pinpoint why. Is it the game choice or their lack of creative streams?
>>32776491FEED
>>32776345I have their periods controlled, so no.
>Exaggerating a lost voice due to stress of recording and doing an endurance stream as Covid>Exaggerating a Common Cold as CovidWell done /ameg/
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1354274199209013248ENTER MEL
>>32776557ENMA GET POCHI AND IOFI TO DO AN ART COLLAB WITH KIARA INA and AME
>>32775868>AND AS THE SAYS PASS AFTER THIS ONE MORI AND GURA START TO COLLAB TOGETHER, START TO RELEASE AN "IRONIC" SONG TOGETHER FEATURING GURA AS G-FLOATIE, HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES, AND USING THEIR COMBINED STAR POWER DOMINATE THE ENTIRE WESTERN VTUBER SPHEREMan, I wish. I really wish it'll happen one day.
>>32776403>>32776366>>32776374>>32776395Yes, I know she splits fucking mcdonalds meals over days. That's no way to treat her baby. Even if she wasn't pregnant, someone should've at least checked up on her conditions.
>>32776557It’s just lonely people looking for (You)s
>>32776584good.
>>32776537Since then, every time she's made a speech she has specifically separated Holostars and Hololive.
>>32776264Fuck you Todd.>>32775363>>32776320Mori LOVE
>>32776477not a cult desu
>>32776456based, people using her image to falseflag, troll, and shitpost need to be eradicated
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT FUCKING GO OUT DURING THE COOF YOU STUPID SHARK
>>32776591AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32776564why did you need specifically smart water for coffee?
>>32776070Demo daddy...
>>32776591Is she going to collab with Ame?
>>32776591BLESSED DAY
>>32776585Idk anon, I've been watching since Ame's first stream and she's still growing on me
>>32775890You ringht. Kohai defeating senpai is unthinkable. This is the main reason for Hololive's hate of Gura.
>>32776591OH SHIT ITS MEL WITH AME FOR THE SENPAI COLLAB
How do these hikki vtubers even get sick so much anyway?
>>32775028No, they all stream wearing cosplays of their characters
>>32776246How Can Miko Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real
>>32776585I'm of the opposite opinion, maybe this just isn't your thing?
>>32776596Here you go anon.
>>32776556Me too anon!
>>32776301Should've invited Haachama so they can play that stupid yacht dice game again
>>32776585The honeymoon period is over
>>32776585its because you're a faggot and your bait is weak
>>32776519Im pretty sure this is a first time for this kind of trinity.
>>32776470I just want to give her a big hug while she's curled up into a little ball with messy hair and soft jammies
>>32776591COLLAAB WITH AME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32776557it's just discordniggers
>>32776591ASTELBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32776591LET'S FUCKING GOBLONDES TOGETHER STRONG
>>32776621They all have HIV.
>>32776591MEL COLLAB BROS (what will they even do)
>>32776632he got you to reply so it can't be that weak
>>32776590>common sick>down for 4 days
>>32776525On female 4chan's NSFW board the most active thread is an /ss/ image dump
>>32776591>SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISHSHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH>SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISHSHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH Confirmed Ame collab and another rrat down
>>32776591But it would be at 8pm today for Japan if it was the Ame collab...
>>32776621weak immune systems leave them vulnerable in the occasional outing for visit
>>32776591>I have a collaboration tomorrow, so I need to do a lot of English prep... (I'll let you know )It's her, plus she bought her merch
I'm horny.
>>32776568Threw books at the teachers, corrected their grammar, screamed at them for not recycling, etc etc.>>32776609Cause the brita wasn't strong enough to filter the absolute garbage water that came from the tap.
>>32776579> Supershotacons.Yabe
>Pekora in shambles>Mori sick>Gura sick>Miko elite>Coco's stinky leg>Ame's continuous dox>Kanata's school>Nenechi's non-3D>Towa...Is Hololive literally over now?
>>32776621Sedentary lifestyleShit dietShit sleep>women
>>32776591>blonde collabMUH DICK
>>32775916Damascus what the fuck?
>>32776583People aren't good judges of what they are, and that was more for the flow then anything else anyway. She has a clear moral code and follows it and her commitments pretty heavily even to her detriment, even if it doesn't line up with what society's rules are. She's pretty much the definition of Lawful Neutral.
>>32776591Holy FUCK. If this turns out to be true you have no fucking clue how happy I'll be. I've been wanting Mel to collab with Ina or Ame for ages and thought it was one of the most unlikeliest pairings to happen. Look in the anchovies, I fucking asked for this every single time anybody asked.
>>32776591Wow it a forgotten fuck who need to leach off of HoloEN to not be forgotten
>>32776649Weird collab desu senpai
>>32776591Post the blonde bimbo coupon
>>32776591who? is this an indie?
hlg on suicide watch
>>32776563Eat shit
>>32776591Cuckbros... we lost...
>>32776536What are vegies?
>>32776591Wait did Ame pull an Ina and fuck up the day or is it someone else?
>>32776301How have you not seen them play SmashKart 51? It's like a standby favorite of the whole agency.
You think a real fight will break out tonight between them tonight now that there's pressure to not be the last to hit 1 mil?
>>32776640FUCK OFF, RETARD, I LOVE ASTEL AND THIS IS THE BEST OUTCOMEKEEP THE FILTHY WHORES AWAY FROM THE BOYS
Boy do I love Astel's singing
>>32776591Pizzadad.....
>its another "gura skips a stream" time loopMy god, cant she go one fucking week without ghosting, skipping, canceling, delaying and outright being a fucking unprofessional brat?
>>32776591DIE YOU FUCKING RATS BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM
>>32776621If you're not used to talking at length while under stress it's really easy to lose your voice. That's probably all it is.
>>32776657how long were you keeping this up, surely buying a better filtration system become cheaper pretty quickly
>HAHA, YOUR OSHI HAS COVID AND MIGHT DIE/GET CRIPPLED FOR LIFE!>HAHA, YOUR OSHI MIGHT GET DOXXED AND KILLED BY A DERANGED SCHIZO FAN/ANTI!>HAHA, YOUR OSHI MIGHT GET HIT BY A CAR AND BLEED OUT ON THE STREET ANY TIME SHE GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE!Fuck you guys for making me into a paranoid nervous wreck.
>AmeInaToriI can't believe Gura and Calli hate Kiara so much that they'd rather not collab with Kiara and pretend to be ill instead of doing the collab.
>>32776591NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATASTEL WHY PLEASE YOU GOTTA COLLAB WITH AME UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>32776591good luckits going to be bad
>ina>amesweet!>kiarafucking hell i just wanted something to watch
>>32776591>collab tomorrow>englishLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
32776704ogey
>>32776470Look at that and tell me you don't want to cum all over her face.
>>32776686fuck if I knowI didn't even know about the almond activation process
>>32776500Actually in FF7 it created a shield (that didn't work w/o the lifestream) that btfo'd the ultimate black magic
>>32776684Seaweed is safe for now from you whores
>>32776456But Pekora herself is numberfag..
>>32776691Kiara will slap Ina in front of Ame for threatening her position above her in subs
>>32776615same, It's crazy how she does things to me that I haven't felt for a very long time
Only have had 6 hours of sleep spread across 3 days. Take a 2 hour nap and force myself up for Collab; it's dead. I hope Gura and Mori feel better but I'm unsure of how this trio will go. 1 on 1 between any of them would be good but I'm not sure if this dynamic will work with three. 2 introverts and 1 super extrovert. Dunno, I'm up now so I'll give it a shot but if get sleepy I'm going to try for some more sleep reps and put on an vod I haven't seen in the background.
>>32776591Ollie, your wife!I mean, your OTHER wife!
>>32776591Oh, it's Mel, I'm glad. She deserves a boost in popularity.
>>32776591Fuck yeah, based vampire.
>>32776591It's okay Mel.Ame used to be the big-fish in holoEN. 2nd most viewed. Numbers rivalled both Marine and Aqua.She's since reclined like crazy though. She's now the 4th most viewed holoEN. She can't even get half of Aqua/Marine's viewers, and she's irrelevant. You'll fit right in sweetie.
>>32776536>emu meatballsmad cunt
>>32776711There's a non-zero chance that any of that might happen to your oshi.
>>32776674I want edits of this by the time they collab
>>32776621They stay at home, eat shit food and don’t exercise at all.
>>32776662>Coco's stinky leglmao what? Feed me plz
I honest to god hate the chess meme.
>gura caught covid from her boyfriend>kiara has fallen too deep into the takamori fantasy hole and is having a meltdown over having to leave
>>32776591never forget
>>32776621Mori still had her throat roughed up after a day of recording, then went through GoI stream where she shouted a fair bit, then through the endurance stream that got rounded off by a belted out acapella karaokeall while slamming coffee, vodka and wine to stay awake and calm the nerves
>>32776591Kek this is weird, maybe Ame is trying to start a Blonde uprising in Hololive
>>32776691No there will be a fight between Kiara and Ame because they're frustrated their respective girlfriends are forming a DEEP, EMOTIONAL bond.
>>32776687Anon.........Mel is 17 hours ahead of Ame.Do you know how timezones work?
>>32776591Mels "I can speak english" should be followed up by ENMA saying "Bitch.can you draw?" "OK then grab your fucking stylus youre going to be doing an art collab with EN right now"
These rrats are going a thousand miles a minute please slow down I can't keep up
>>32776591Based aMELia
>>32776711i mean that's kind of life in a nutshell
>>32775225So you're saying Mori did ruin another EN collab. Gotcha!
>>32776575Go back to your thread dogfucker
>>32776743On the plus side, there's a nonzero of it happening to doxxniggers too
>>32776404Nobody wants that, what are you gay?
>>32776670She just did a collab with ollie.why are you acting like a senpai wanting to collab with her kouhais is leeching?
>>32776711Buying a gun will help Anon, the voices are weak to bullets
>>32776591GRUDGEPOSTERS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>32776738>a boostAme is fucking irrelevant now. No boost is coming.
>>32776686vegetables ya seppo prick
Kill the fucking thread. I WANT IMAGES.
>>32776693Cover should really have them fixed. Would solve so many issues.
>>32776711NOBODY DIES FROM COVIDBesides .06% who deserve to be culled
>tfw i've never missed a day from work because of """""""""being sick""""""""""""
>>32776710I would've needed to buy a reverse osmosis system that I can't even install in student housing, so no it wasn't cheaper. Eventually the university installed a reverse osmosis system in the lounge so I just used that.
>>32776745BLONDE BIMBO 4SOME
>>32776662What happened to Tortolini...?
Damn Astel is one smooth motherfucker tho
>>32776525Surprisingly, woman buy the most NTR and /ss/ doujins. It's pretty much marketed towards them
>>32775353 #>>32775391 #>>32775411 #>>32775587 #>>32775653 #>>32775761 #>>32775850 #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
>>32776711>Taking this place so seriouslyAnon..they are just shitposting
>>32776228>Ame>Long streamkek, good one teamate
>>32776591Rodent's of unusual sizes? I don't think they exist.
>>32776751based vampire
>>32776751So I assume Mel is a big fan of Ame and she was the one who contacted Ame for the collab
>>32776687The real question is Mel going to feel more pressure as a senpai or Ame going to feel more due to being the new one there.
>>32776528found it https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81748506
>>32776772kek
>>32776740>>32776780lol, he's still madohnonononono
>tfw the 5 person collabs were your favorite and mori and gura have relapsed into alcoholism
>>32776591There's no fucking way Ame managed to get a collab with Mel. If it really is Mel, that really will mean Ayame just straight up doesn't give a flying fuck about the other branches.
>>32776771Cope retard, this thread did more damage to the girls than /hlg/ ever did.
>>32776727Holy is still offensive magic, without Deus Aerith Machina, all of them wouldn't be alive
>>32776735Ina's pretty good at matching energy and collabing in generalAme might need to do her socializing reps but she's fine. Collab will still be very nice
Discord and/hlg/ niggers are here.
>>32776536>homemade coconut
>>32776704working while ill is the opposite of professional
Moririn... Not like this...
>>32776591Bless her heart she's trying.
>>32776662>Coco hitting the stanky legI'm gonna need this rrat spoon-fed to me
>>32776343But it's impossible to kill chicken.>>32776467This is correct.Fuck f*male tacos!
>>32775136It's a good song!
>>32776650No it wouldn't. It would be tomorrow. JP collab is 10 PM on the 28th. It's the ~1PM on the 27th right now in Japan.
>>32776352>>32776258>>32776243>>32776201>>32776180>>32776164>waahh he showed that my oshi is an ugly thot-irl and now my immersion is completely ruinedlol go suck a dick, faggots.
When will the EN girls fix their eating habits? I can't imagine eating like they do for more than a few days without wanting to kill myself and no that doesn't mean eating like a fatso but just eating a regular cooked meal at least once per day
>>32776812>speak facts>>HES STILL MAD HURR HURR HURRShut the fuck up faggot.
>>32776760kek, if only
>>32776751Wasn't Mel in the chat during Mori's first english-teaching stream as well?Seems she's been keeping up with the eigo reps.
>>32776780I can't boost Mel because I'm already subbed to her
>>32776142imperishable Night is her favorite touhou
Why would someone be a paypig to a homo?
>>32776536> he doesn't activate his almonds
>>32776833KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>32776668Based Kapumin - hope it's Mel too.
Smells like dog semen in here
>>32776814I don't see the correlation
>>32776337the schizo gets backstabbed by the praetorians
>>32776536you forgot him buying stupid amounts of plastic cups just for him to crush it
>>32776711Anon that life. You're oshi is young though, and will almost definitely be fine if she got covid. Also, women don't normally get as severe a disease.
>>32776754Yup, she's not down with anything but built up fatigue.
>>32776829True, you are correct. I mixed up the Ryza 2. It's Mel then.
>>32776815Go back to your thread dogfucker
>>32775345nice SH4 referenceIt would be funnier if the artist drew in CalliPog instead
I hope that Calli and Gura both have a speedy recovery
>>32776833HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>32776841You wouldn't buy a meal for your bro?
>>32776814How does that relate to Ayame? Mel does care about the foreign branches, she did a collab with a ID recently (Ollie I think?) and she even bought Ame's birthday pack
>>32776801I know that, anon.In hypothetical case a chuuba actually dies, they will still shitpost and bait like sociopaths they are.
>>32776832They're on the college bachelorette diet. At least Ina has a family supporting her so she gets homecooked meals regularly.
>Your oshi>Teamates, Chumbuds and KFP, which of these three fanbases do you like the most?
>>32776591well that's completely out of the left field, good luck Ame and Mel!
>>32776831cope
Gura?http://poal.me/f4ez1hhttp://poal.me/f4ez1hhttp://poal.me/f4ez1h
>32776833Are you even trying?
>>32776784HOLOEUNICH WHEN
Todd demands a heavy price for his favor
>>32776843>KEKEKEKEKEKShut the fuck up you stupid fucking SEAtroglodyte. If I FUCKING see you I'm going to crush your fucking puny skull with my fists.
>>32776831I'd respect you more if you weren't 5'3".
>>32776859>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>32776760Wow, Mel just can't catch a break with managers, can she?
the thought of slapping the teeth out of Kiara's mouth erects my penis
LEFTO SAIDORIGHTO SAIDO
>>32776833KEK he wasn't baiting! HAhahaahahaa
>>32776591This can't be real. This just can't be real.
FUCK YOU SEAWEED MAN I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO KING
>>32776536Don’t forget that he “toasts” his milk
LEFTO SAIDORIGHTO SAIDOPAH PAH PAH
>inb4 ina tortures us with retard chess again
YOU ARE KING
>>32776869>Mori>KFP, because I'm one of them as well. But /ameg/ is cool too.
>>32776711>this sensitive over low effort shitpostsRedditorchama??
astel kingu
>>32776862Gura is already feeling much better, she just took the opportunity to have another day of rest
>>32776591Amel is too much cute for 1 stream
>>32776814Anon what? I know most people here don't watch Ayame but she literally got super excited when she saw Ollie in her chat.
LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE
>>32776782No, that's veggies. I bet you also think desert and dessert are the same thing.
>>32776711Death is a part of life. If you dwell on it and fear it, you won't be focusing on living. Tomorrow is never a guarantee. So make the most of today and encourage those you care about to do the same.>>32776754She definitely pushed it the last few days. Worked her ass off (as she always does) and now she needs to rest. I'm not majorly concerned she has an illness.At least now she is able to schedule her own breaks and days off.
>>32776591THANKS MEL YOU SAVE AME FROM KEKPOSTERS
>>32776833OHNONONONONO HES SOOO MADD
>>32776250Die, monster.
>>32776831how new
>>32776831Now show us you're not an ugly shitskin midget-irl and ruin our immersion again.
>>32776662>>Towa...Twappi...
>come back from showering>open new astel stream>he starts playing KINGNo escape.
>>32776874Literally a Common Cold
>>32776869InaI like Teamates and KFP about the same. Both have their shit sides, but their good sides too. Cumchuds suck because of all the meme normies and HERfags.
>>32776799NIGGER READ MY FUCKING POST>>32775761THIS IS WHAT I WANTED YOU FUCKING RETARD
LEFTO SAIDORAITO SAIDO
>>32776525I thought that was the main demographic? I don't understand why men would be into it.
>>32776591WE DID IT TEABROS WE WON
>>32776856I'd say it's not even that, her voicebox is probably just shot and that's the one thing you need as a streamer
>>32774962>>32774986kek>>32775221OISHO!
>>32776591what do i get form my wildcard pick?>>32768777
Fuck, they can't help feeling sick and I hope they get better, but I wish the others would've stuck with doing a drawing stream.
This is the only King I can tolerate
>>32776815not wrong
Astel is the best. It's always so much fun when he sings.
>>32776815>>32776881Cope in your dead thread dogfucker
>>32776811Thank you
>>32776932*unzips dick and cums on your face*this
>>32776861>>32776886>>32776909Yeah, keep fucking laughing retard. Think I'm mad. Think you can discern someone's emotions from some fucking text on a screen. Fucking retards. Fuck all of you.
>>32776833So fucking mad that your shitty cuckposts and scheduleposts are irrelevant now faggot?
>>32776874>lazinessNah, she's legit sick, sounded weak as fuck in her members streams yesterday.
>>32776833HAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>32776814>mel>collab tomorrow>englishNigger, that's pretty much a confirmation
>Gura’s schedule ends today>tomorrow is a break day regardless of her conditionDamn..
>>32776869InaI like them all more or less equally since they have as good as they do bad.
>>32776932Here's a (You)
>>32776869KiaraMy own I guess? It doesn't really matter desu
>>32776833OH NONONONONONONO
>>32775704I rarely get sick and if I do it doesn't KO me so much that I can't work, only one time like 10 years ago where I got a severe lung infection.Someone tells me this is stressing yourself sick. Like gura and Mori where so stressed they got sick but I guess I don't get either, I was some stressed these past 2 weeks and nothing, I usually just shit blood cause it wreacks havoc on my hemmoroids.
>>32776916Turkey's King cover soon as well
>>32776905Interchangeable cunt.
>>32776943I'm so fuckin jealous of that anon.
>>32776869MoriFanbases? Probably KFP, to be frank I don't much care for Kiara but her cult seems pretty chill from the outside.
>HoloEN collab>Zoombie singing>Mel English>Astel Karaoke>Rikka guitarGreat dayHope Gura and Mori feel better
>>32775811>>32775720goddammit cover
>>32776662>Ame's continuous doxoh no, the same 5 clips that get posted over and over again, what shall we do?
>>32776831still would niggerfaggot
>>32776881Go back to your thread dogfucker
What the fuck are you guys even talking about right now? This thread looks like gibberish.
>>32776945What's next? you're gonna call us flakes
>>32776869InaTeabros
ASTEL'S FEELING IT
>>32776945>Fucking retards. Fuck all of you.>Not madogey
>Gura retweeted the new collab
>>32776964>I usually just shit blood cause it wreacks havoc on my hemmoroidkek
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASTEL!
LET'S FUCKING GO ASTEL
Wtf, why did youtube just recommend me a footfag dox video of the reddit dragon?
>>32776831Post forearm or fuck off.
>Haachama english marshmallow>some niggers just try to make her yabai shit, causing chat to see everything as yabaiShe's never gonna do this again, huh?
>>32776935Ina and Kiara draw, Ame scribbles a little bit and feels bad about herself. Gura being there at least put someone else close to Ame's level.
Man Astel's Karaoke is pretty good. Why didn't you guys tell me he was this BASED?
>>32776968>InterchangeableEnjoy your fucking sand parfait, Ame
*pisses on you*
>>32776981>>32776981Shitposters falseflagging as usual
Why does mori call herself a boy? Is she trans?
>>32776529you punched the wrong one...
>>32776591Oh my god this is a pleasant surprise>>32776932nice job
>>32776869KFPI like every actual fan around here
>>32776833Kek, u mad?
>>32776841gotta fund the bro simulator
>>32776945*dabs on you* \o7
>>32776945Everyone get a load of this retard. HAHAHA
>>32776945totally not mad btw
>>32776995Because fellow holotards are watching them.
>>32776591RRATS BTFO AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wotwlpvCvPg Kiara/Ina/Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhTIk-N8q0o ReineStarting ... in 3 minutes!
Did anyone grab the thumbnail with all five girls before Ina updated it?
>>32776776Cope
Just woke up.... uhhhhhIs Ame leading a blonde bimbo uprising or some shit? Kinda based.I want Ame + Mel + Haachama art now
>>32776990>Gura actually pulled out because she wants to cheer up MoriCallgula schizo was probably right
>>32776981Doxxniggers crying again
>>32776814>he still believes in Ayame rratsoh you poor soul
>>32776932(You)
>>32776869InaI like them all, despite their flaws. As do I like all the girls
>>32776945>>32776945samefag
>>32776981buffwea ub gwew hyar qNR RI AGUR0Rkj wXG IRGWE,
>>32776831Meds
>>32776981>GURA SICK GURA SICK MORI SICK GURA SICK>LEFUTO SAIDO RAITO SAIDO>TORINAME CHESS COMPETITION>JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
>>32776981It is gibberish for the most part, but to sum it up:>Mori and Gura are sick>Ame is probably going to collab with Banpire supreme, Mel>Anons are hype, antis and rratfags are extremely upset that their man rrat is dead so they're lashing out
>>32776965>perfect ice queen cover of King up until the end of the chorus when her autistic donkey laugh kicks in right before YOU ARE KING to destroy all immersion
>>32776945kek if you weren't mad you wouldn't be seething at all these replies
>>32777000It would just be a mogging of Ame. That doesn't sound fun.
>>32776945Absolutely fucking seething kek
300ips woooo lets gooooo
>>32776789Technically I haven't either but I've faked it a whole bunch of times.
>>32776814Ayame just hates Koreans
>>32776711I mean, yes, all of those things COULD happen. You could also spontaneously combust and literally burn alive at any minute, as could your oshi. Do you live in constant fear of that too?
>>32776887Personally I think it’s just a continuation of Ollie’s previous collab with Mel. But I’ll be happy to be proven wrong.
>>32776591Well this came out of fucking nowhere. Ganbare Meru
>>32776591Based Ame!
ASTEL? MORE LIKE FASTEL!
>>32777002Because we aren't gay
I love Takanashi Kiara!
>>32776981Stop taking meds
>>32776900Oh, that's good. Hopefully Mori isn't too bad then.
>>32776591FUCKYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>32777012>He lacks cr1tikal information
>>32776981YOU GET IT NOW? It's present" sistern people who is a clip like your friend's doing.DO YOU GET IT NOW? It's down as a lewd, on youtube.She's suppose thing.DO YOU she fucking andGura is a huge so shut to be lewd horny she's suppose towards you. Only People a cute innocent shark girl to shark girl try to be slut her andGura is andGura isn't underself as a clip like your friend's down as a clip like youtube.DO YOU GET IT NOW? It's like your friend's cute innocent" sistern people a huge sl
>>32776998I hope not. Marshmallow has been growing more and more cancerous by the day.
>>32777029that doesn't even make sense.go back to /v/ you retard
>>32777012Made me laugh
>>32776814meds
>>32777038retard
>>32776912How new to what? Just because I like vtubers doesn't mean I have to tolerate this idolfaggory.
>Astel two faced lovers>Nobody will clip this
I love blonde girls!!
>>32777067You're supposed to be in bed resting!
>>32777027>Fall guysHopefully she doesn't get stream sniped
>>32776945\o7
If Ame is Haachama's big sister, then what would she be to Mel?
>14k waitingWho wants to take bets on how many are lost?
>>32776869GuraChumbuds
>>32776869Morithe worst of Teamates are annoying and post bait, the worst Chumbuds are literally children and don't know what Hololive is, and the worst KFP are a different breed of psycho, but most of the real fans are based so I like them all
>>32776869GuraKFP
>>32776988>>32776993>>32776994>>32777065>>>/ホロスターズ/
what happened with john madden?
FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I'M GOING TO MAKE 13K VIEWERSDISAPPEAR
>>32776751The day TeaMates were saved from a week of cuckposting by a brave and adorable vampire
>>327770917k
>>32777064I am gay for you anon love me
>>32776995you clicked "Don't recommend channel", right? right?
You just know the 3 of them were like "Shit, what now? Any game ideas?""Well, there's ... always Clubhouse 51."*all sigh in unison*"That'll have to do I guess"
>>32777083cope
>>32776945I LOVE YOU ANONI JUST WANNA COME OVER AND MANHANDLE YOU CUTE SHOTA BODY AS YOU KICK AND SCREAMI WANT TO TAKE OFF MY UNWASHED TROUSERS AND STUFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE MOUTH WITH IT SO THAT YOU WOULD BE COVERED IN MY SCENTMY FAVORITE PART WILL BE WHEN I EVENTUALLY TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND START SWINGING YOU AROUND AND WATCHING YOUR PENIS SWING ROUND
Okay seriously what is the rrat for why Gura just straight up isn't collabing with anybody? Her JP is bad I understand but so is Amelia's, and I find it hard to believe that Haachama isn't an option. What's going on?
>>32777091It'll drop to 4-6k
>>32777000I remember Ame's passpartout. She really starts to phone it in as a sort of defense mechanism. Does the same with karaoke.
THE COLLAB IS STARTING GET READY FOR KINO OR SHIT (still sad no full collab tho)
>>32777105I love you! as a friend
>>32777012she has the pp
How many of you have submitted to Mel?
>>32776869>Ame>ChumbudsNot that I hate the KFP or anything, just more of an overlap with the Chumbuds and Teamates.
>>32776981https://litter.catbox.moe/jv1jb9.png*crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp**crunch* *munch* *slurp* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *crunch* *munch* *slurp*
*hoochas your dick*
>>32777085It looks like it's gonna be archived, so just clip it yourself when it's done or hope the Astel autist does.
>>32777038kel thanks for the laugh
>>32777109Anon... you quoted the the same anon twice...
>>32777107It was either that or Minecraft
>>32777098Fuck you Susan.
Hurry up kill the thread!
>>32776981The rrats run amok in the wake of bad news.
>Matroyska Come on Astel stop doing this to me, the collab is starting.>>32777096Nah fuck you buddy I'm fine here
>>32776591weird but okay
>>32776621They're catching diseases from their boyfriends.
SHUT UP, AND WATCH THE STREAM
OH BOY I SURE LOVE CHESS
>>32777091>10k dropJESAS
>>32776668I've been on the same boat. I knew that Mel has been doing her eigo reps for a while so I always held out hope that it would happen, but I didn't actually THINK IT WOULD HAPPENAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE BEST
>>32777112She’s more nervous then ame
>>32777107uhhhhh...yea, probablythey should play Uno with batsu gameswhy the fuck won't EN girls play with batsu games?
>>32777096I don't speak chinese, sorry
>>32777112She's the Ayame of EN but cuter and funnier
>>32777069Mori's been known to have sick days where she bounces back pretty strong after a day of rest, I wouldn't be too worried. Truthfully, I think she pushes herself to come back too soon after getting sick, worsening her health in the long run and making it more likely she'll get sick again sooner rather than later.
>>32777132That was the joke
>>32776998Fuck that I hope she does. The fact that she picked out a question that shit on her without realizing it was peak comedy. I love this retard!
>>32776591Does this mean we can finally have Melposting in this thread?
>>32777085I missed the start but I've been recording for the last 20 minutes or so. I'll leave it going while I watch the collab.
>14k esitingdont do it Susan, please...
>>32777039>niggers in here just wMT TO SHITPTlk eCH OTHER,I mostly dechipered this one, but daredevil-chama you are not
>>32777107Nah I'm pretty sure Ina suggested it and also was the only one extremely hyped about it. The others seeing her enthusiasm were not able to voice a single no.
>>32777112There is no rrat, it's just pure autism on gura's end
>3K watching
>>32776275risu still cuter
>o7control your oshi, Teabros
>10k viewers just vanishAh, I love the smell of some youtube bug in the morning
>>32777112She is extremely shy. That's all there is to it, really.
WHAT A LOVELY DAY INCOMING!
>>32777128Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>>32777112Only eops like eop socially awkward meme shark. I think mori is the most respected EN for actually doing her reps honestly. So she gets more collabs
>>32777110BASED
>7k souls lost>Then went down to 6k
>>32777112No one knows. It seems for whatever reason she just doesn't want to. Anything beyond that is guessing.
This is going to be such a shit collab
Is Calli in Tokyo or some small town? Seems odd if she was, why she hasn't done some collabs with the JP crew
>only 8k watchingDamn people really wanted gura and mori...
oh boy, the rrats
>>32776869ArtiaTeamates for me, I think on average they are the funniest and make the best OC
>>32777164what key is to the left of a?
>kiara, ina, and ame get less waiting viewers than guraholy fuck i knew they were irrelevant but this is a new low.
>>32777169o7
Memento Mori
>2023>gura streams deadpan kareoke once a month then vanishes>ame runs a 24/7 stream where she plays apex, Minecraft or sleeps, nobody is quite sure what happened to her pets>Mori weighs 400lbs from two years of living on pizza, pancakes and wine, mostly streams herself eating infront of her ASMR mic>ina silently draws pictures of her gen collaborating in the early days and streams gacha pulls>kiara went missing in the austrian woods the previous year after starting a forest fire that killed hundreds>EN gens 2 and 3 aren't allowed to mention gen 1A reminder that this is still a possible future.
>>32777169she's already cuter than usual..
>>32777084The same pictures, videos and far more have been posted a thousand times here since even before debut so acting like its some sort of immersion break is incredibly amusing
>>32777155I honestly just think her voice is shot, she was recording songs up until her endurance stream
I woke up at 5AM for this...
Damn you guys weren't kidding. All Astel knows is Eat, Sing and Apex.
>>32777160There has been Mel posting in here before.
>>32776849I wanted to make a pasta for damascus like we have for ame nene etc but I'm actually afraid I wouldn't be able to track all of it down>Broke up with girlfriend because she didn't appreciate his knives>Month-long project to perfect his gills on one specific gura, moved into preggo art>Toasts his milk>Has plans to Vtube, maybe>Claimed he had 5 types of vinegar, ended up counting 11>Single-handedly responsible for making distorted pekos a thing, moved onto ollie, polka and is now on anya>That Ollie fetish picture>Pony Gilled Gura got him a vacation>has observed the evolution of L2D since it's inception, has dabbled in it himself>Going primal in the shower>Bought a load of plastic/paper cups to crush to manage anger
>>32776945 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME FUCK YOU ANON LET ME FUCKING SUCK YOUR THROBBING DICK AND BALLS I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN YOUR GAPING ASS AND PENETRATE IT LIKE NO TOMMOROW ANONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALET ME SCAT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ANON I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHLET ME LOVE YOU
>>32776945oh no he's reaching critical mass of seething now
>>32777183shut up dumbass
hololive... has changedits no longer about streams, oshis, or contentit's an endless series of proxy battles fought by the youtube algorithmhololive... and its consumption of numbers has become a well oiled machine
>Astel overlapping RikkaWhat did he mean by this, bizarro /hlgg/?
numberfags?
I'm unironically enjoying Astel's unarchived karaoke stream, but priority goes to HolosSorry homofags
>>32777115She's gotten better at not doing it for karaoke.
LMFAO. It was true! Ame doesn't even view Stars as part of Hololive! She'll shill them and be polite on Twitter, but she's not about to risk her livelihood to let some Homoleech toss his spaghetti all over her on stream!
>>32777194OI!
>>32777112Two main gentle rrats: The HoloJP's are intimidated by Gura's number and she's suffering from Sora syndrome, IE they don't feel deserving of a collab with her. Second option, Gura is very shy and doesn't know any Japanese, so she doesn't feel comfortable asking any of her senpais for a collab.A schizo rrat: Gura is kind of a bitch behind the scenes and that's why no one wants to collab with her.Pretty sure it's the second one.
>>32777184She lives in underworld Japan retard
>EN collab canceled>because of guraLISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>32777154>but cuterBut anon, that's impossible.
>>32777112Cover doesn't want to kill the golden goose. It is too risky for her to collab with anyone.
>>32777193Dw anon, I'm there supporting your oishit. chumbud
>Open stream>See dancing Tako>Close stream
>>32777198>MoriArchitects can't stop winning
>>32777218You WILL watch more homos!
>>32777112Her grandfather died in Pearl Harbor. Do the math.
>>32777198based retard doomposter
>>32777220Fuck off
>>32777198why am i laughing at this
So who gets the sexts?
Wah!
>>32777231Like that'll stop Fubuki if she wanted it
WAH!
I LOVE AME
WAH
>Reinie...>streaming during EN 3 way >streaming during Pochi minecraftREINE...
>>32777064you don't talk for me anonAstel love
wah!
>>32777198EN4 cant come soon enough
>>32777194o7
>riichOH NO
>>32775868based and medpilled
AGRESSIVE WAH
>No wah from Ame
>wah!>wah!>hello~Ame... come on.
Wah
>>32774867what happened to the EN collab? Gura is dead from covid, mori is ???
ctrl+f deleted, its just one shitter everytime isn't it
MAHJONG TIME!?
>>32777198>Ame runs a 24/7 streamOut of the loop copy pasta, anon?
>>32777112If you watched her for any amount of time, you'd realize she is extremely shy and self conscious. She mentioned several times that she drops all her spaghetti every time she talks to her JP senpai.
Ina is pissed
wah (kill the thread already)
Kiara already ruined this collab
>>32776591sugoi
Teamates... KFP... We're on slow mode...
Reine sounds sexy today.
>>32777235Fuck you Ikadachi!
WAHWAH...
wah xD
>32777220Weak bait desu
i love you, gura. i hope you feel better soon. please take it easy.
>chicken in the middleget cucked inamefags
my chat isn't working...