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Hololive Global
kore
I love Gura!
THIS ONE,HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME!
this one faggots
I like this one more
fuck you this is it
This one
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
THIS ONE
this one
Mori and Gura will show up and do a duo song for Ame's birthday, cap this
this one the art is so good
Thank you for waiting for the thread to die Ame.
Thank you based Ina.
I like this one better
its not really her birthday though
>SUPERCHATS DISABLED ON BIRTHDAY STREAMWHY
LIVE
This pic is better
>GURA SPOTTED IN CHAT
The art is better, therefore this is the thread
I love Ina!
one this
>>31851458I love Ina and Ame!
this one!
TURN ON SUPERCHATS AME
IT'S UP
This is the one
>forgot to turn on SCsAmechama...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbZB1uuVjAITS UP
This cuz Ninomae Ika'nis
>>31851458HATE birthdays
>>31851496So you can buy the merch!
>sc offIs she stupid?
Superchat disabled? Interesting, shes really putting all her coins in the merch basket
AMELIA WATSON
>>31851501Hey, me too!
THIS ONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMEEEE
>>31851484nah, Mori is more than likely dead after yesterday, don't expect a sign of life before putting a stream frame
>New thread>Suddenly she startsSHES HERE
>Superchat disabled>on a fucking birthday streamFor what purpose?
Happy birthday ame
But this one was later...
>Lamy streaming over Ame's birthdayThe yakuza princess kneels to no one...
This cake is a whore
>Thread dies right on timeAbsolutely spectacular
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME
>runs late enough to give us time to kill image limit thread>stream starts at the same time as the new threadYou can't tell me she's not here.
>>31851535pure kino
>everyone except Ina silent on twitter and possibly sleepingKeep your expectations low so you can be happy when they are surpassed.
Was she actually waiting for the new thread so she could start?
>>31851496supa sunday would be hell otherwise
Time for AEW
>>31851501
>>31851535Nope, they're enabled now
This is a dream
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Superchats are back on.
>>31851458SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
Ame your thumbnail.....
happy birthday ame!
For cute happy lovers.
OH NO INA YAB
SC ARE NOW ON REFRESH YOUR STREAM BOZOS
SUPERCHAT ON
>15k waiting>9k watchinghmmmm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Look at all those akas
>>31851544SASUGA AME
And there's superchats on. Ame being a dumb and forgetting to turn them back on instantly.
Ame!
Oh boy here we go.
>>31851496She doesn't want to read all that shit during sunday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AME
Holy fuck. Did you see those views disappear?
>>31851501I love Ina and Ame!
>>31851537Fuck you
>>31851458based
Can we stop all of the "This one." garbage and just use the thread that was made first, like literally every other thread on 4chan does?
>>31851458So I have to ask.How long until the left is edited into blue Ame?
ENTER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMEEEEEE IT FUCKING BEGINS LET'S IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AME!IT'S /ameg/ DAY TODAY!
Happy birthday Ame!
>>31851536You know, if Ryan Gosling himself tweeted at her that would be really something.
>>31851551No. That was just a coincidence
>>31851496specifically to make numberfags seethe, you need to kill yourself if you care how monetarily sucessful a youtuber is
>>31851547Gura is in the chat and also RTed Ina's art
>>3185156715k watching on my end
AAAAAHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMMMEEEEEEEE
Happy birthday Ame
>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN CUTEST BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN CUTEST BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN CUTEST BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN CUTEST BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!
TAKOS AND IKEMEN WW@
Happy birthday my girlfriend
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE IMPRISONED SHEEP MAGE OF JINXES, A GREAT BIRTHDAY STREAM WILL COME TO AME, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "ABAYO WATAME"
>>31851547>gura already retweeting ina/nabis mama art
I'm so happy for this shit, what's hololive doing to me
On today's episode: The protagonist of hololive EN has her birthday
>>31851496>>31851510HERE
>Disabled DC>“Hey, you can support me by getting my merch instead!”>Guaranteed money rolls inWhat a mastermind.
How do I cope with the crushing envy of knowing that these girls have made it farther in life in their early 20s than I ever will
GURA is already in chat>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN CUTEST BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!
>Gura slayed rrats right awayGet fucked, antis.
>>31851543This made me smile and I hate it. It's so pure.
now stfu
Gurame won
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME!
>>31851592THEY ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS
>>31851578>no dongBut why?
>>31851525>>31851535>ame stream starts>HURR DURR THE SUPERCHATWhy do you fucking morons do this every time?
Look at that money rolling, jesas
Gura will probably have some heartfelt video message and everyone will cream their pants. Imma peace out if that happens
>>31851501Me too!
>>31851592THEY ARE
>>31851496>>31851510>>31851513>>31851535Wait, you actually want to give YouTube a cut of the money instead of more going to her through merch? Are you retarded?
>>31851458NEW COAT FOR AME? PLACE YOUR BETS, LADS. IS NABI-MAMA'S DRAWING A HINT?
>>31851583no
I LOVE AME
So how much in SC will she get tonightIm going with ~15k USD
>>31851568SLIMELIAA
>>31851567are you fucking retarded?do you think all 15k people are fucking sitting there waiting for it to go live right when it goes live? fuck off faggot. people have lives.people click the "set reminder" hours in advance, dumbfuck shitbag fuckboy cucklord.
doomposters will ruin ame birthday
Woa those superchats...
>>31851565die
>>31851583No
Happy Birthday to our cute defective!
so how early will her merch go up before she makes the announcement?
>>31851601Also the only birthday girl at the moment, so saying she's the cutest doesn't really mean anything.
>>31851627You act like they're always disabled at the start of the stream retard.
>>31851501I love Ina too!
>>31851566SC reading for the next two weeks
GRUDGEPOSTER WINS ONCE AGAIN
*casts a spell that makes Amelia's birthday merch and voice packs disappointing*
>>31851465>>31851467>>31851469>>31851473>>31851476>>31851477>>31851480>>31851482>>31851489>>31851500>>31851502>>31851503>>31851505>>31851509>>31851512>>31851517>>31851518SHUT UP
>>31851547>Gura's already retweeting and commenting in the streamONE MORE RRAT REJECTED
>>31851601>>31851611>>31851614OH NONONONONONNOTHE RRATBROS????
>>31851583>invite threadwars and early "nuh uh I get to be the OP" autism."No."
>>31851592LOVERS
>>31851592RRATS KILLED
>>31851611GURAME ANTI BROS HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO USWE DOOMPOSTED ALL DAYNow they are confirmed lovers AGAIN? Arghhh...
SHE DESERVES THE BEST DAY TODAY
Everybody forgot about Kiara's shirt
>>31851592finally this bitch showed up
RATE THE CAKE
>>31851621Honestly same
THEY'RE LOVERS
iname fags don't mald too much ogey?
>>31851592Cool, but why she doesn't tweet shit?
FUCK Ikadachisthat is all
>>31851648people will spam in chat as soon as it's up, so it won't be more than a couple minutes no matter what
I love Amelia!
>>31851604ABAYO WATAME
AME AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Who will call her first and why won't it be Gura?
>Amelia is undusting her coat from the protestOH NONONONONO
A FUCKING CHAT MESSAGE ISN'T ENOUGH GURAWE'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR KIARA'S SECRET SANTA, FOR SHIONS BIRTHDAY.THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING BIGGER AND BOLDER THAN JUST A FUCKING CHAT MESSAGE. HELL, BIGGER THAN WHAT YOU DID FOR EITHER OF THEM. IF NOT, IM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AS MY OSHI.
>>31851553>StinkThis is a wwe board
>>31851662blame the new mods
my oshi is kiara, but i love ame too!
sorry for the delay, Me and Ame are on our way home from the birthday dinner.
happy birthday you based detectivet. haaton
Jesus christ just look at those superchats pour in.
>>31851608showing to you that you're not dead insideits a funny feeling
i wanna SC...
>US happening is dead>Thread instantly goes to shit againGoddammit.
Gawr "rratslayer" Gura strikes again
MORI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, KILL ALL THE RRATS PLEASE
>>31851567https://streamable.com/mhbk69
>>31851583Shut up and celebrate ame's birthday
she's gonna come out of the cake
>>31851670I'm getting it with the merch to save on shipping
>>31851567sometimes the video doesn't automatically play and no SC, so people refresh the stream.
Nice BGM
>>31851592THIS IS TRUE
AHHHHHHHH THANK JESAS
People are posting to fast so nobody will know that I beat my meat to ame's voice 24/7
>>31851670It sucks anyways and it's made by Kiara
>>31851660I use my Priestess of the Void card to Counterspell your cast!
KINO ALREADY
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
3D announcementscreencap this
Holy shit that's fucking cute
BIRTHDAT SUIT AME WHAT THE FUCK
AME IS THE WHORE IN THE CAKE
>>31851648They try to get it at the same time, but it might be a few mins before she does the announcement.
Ame cake!
AME CAKE???????
>>31851713of course
AME CAKE
>Ame's birthday>instead she gives me the birthday cake of my dreams
Stripper Ame Cake!
Cake
I am hungry for cake
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Is Ame a christmas cake now?
ALREADY KINO
this is so fucking cute what the fuck Ame
>>31851724I noticed and empathize with you
>>31851681Absolute Chadman.
>>31851604ABAYO WATAMEalso fuck that faggot poster, I hope he gets sent to the phantom zone.
SMUG CAKE DETECTIVE
IT'S A TOPHAT
*casts a spell to destroy all evil spells**casts a spell to make you ignore the schzios and enjoy the stream*
Man, I appreciate the dumb shit she puts effort into
>Its your birthday>Walk into Kitchen and see thisWhat do?
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31851660*casts a counterspeell
THE CAKE IS A LIE
>>31851501What a coincidence, that the two only people on this whole planet, me and you, who love Ina just met in this thread. This is wack.
HOLOEN GEN 2 GIRL DESIGNED BY MAMALONI WHEN?
>>31851688Did Shion call Aqua first?
l o v e r s
>>31851651There are approximately 10 million birthday girls on any given day anonchama
there's something slightly brainmelting about Ame's new bgm
GURAME BROS ALWAYS WIN
>Splitting headache>Feels worse with headphones on>Have to watch on my phone with earbudsOf all the days
>>31851724I now know
>>31851682Because twitter is a disgusting shithole and she avoids using it as much as possible like any normal person.
Ame-chan...
SHE'S HERE
>>31851604a-abayo watame
SHE WAS THE CAKE ALL ALONG!
I hope Gura graduates during Ame's birthday stream.
PLACE YOUR BETS! WHICH JP HOLOS SENT A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE TO AME?
She's peeking!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME I LOVE YOU
I can't believe the cake is a lie...
>>31851700yfw Haachama is actually taller than Ame
she has her coat but no hat?rrats??
>ONLY 20KONLY 20K>ONLY 20KONLY 20K>ONLY 20KONLY 20K>ONLY 20KONLY 20K
What does Ame Cake taste like?
Birthday of what?1 year?huh?
cant believe watson was a cake the whole time
Imagine the smell inside that cake.
>>31851705>massively anticipated birthday stream pushed by all four other EN holos>"thread instantly goes to shit"Please save your anti posting until later.
>>31851762based witch of hololive
Man she's so fucking good at using her live2d
>mimic cake
Wait....it's hollow?Does that mean that the confectionary is a falsehood?
Impressed once again by her. No other holo puts so much creativity in using the virtual environment
The chat is flooding with superchats. I've never seen so many superchats before.
ANGERY
>>31851765take my pants off
>>31851501I love Ina so much!
>>31851765Eat the cake out
>>31851765Fuck the cake
SHE'S SO CUUUUUTE BROS I CAN'T
>>31851688Will she do the call thing?
Happy Birthday, Ame.
Ah, the cake is true!
I thought only strippers jumped out of cakes/
>>31851795why are deadbraps like this
>>31851799Ever had turtle chocolates? Like that except sexier.
This BGM reminds me of Petscop
>>31851604ABAYO WATAMEBack into Pandora's box you go
>>31851765unzip dick
>>31851660NOT SO FASTYOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>31851592ONE MORE RRAT REJECTED
AMELIAWUUUUOTSUUUUUUNNN
>>31851604>ABAYO WATAME
i got invitedlater
>woooooooooooooooooooo
>>31851799coins and milk
>>31851766at what level?
>>31851592She didn't enter, she was always there
holy shit these supas are making me wince in pain
>>31851640set reminder doesn't count as waiting viewers you fucking retarded faggot
She's so fucking CUTE
>>31851604ABAYO WATAME BAYOWATAME
LOL THESE VIEWERS ARE PATHETICEVEN GEN 5 BEATS THISTHE RECLINE IS REAL
>>31851793She's probably sitting in that image
>>31851795NUMBERS >NUMBERSNUMBERS>NUMBERS
*cake music stops*
she sounds pretty excited
>>31851807Im tralking about the rrats nigger, theyre feasting about irrelevant shit again.
>I WILL ACCEPT YOUR LOVE AND MONEY
>>31851856The brony to weeb pipeline is real
>>31851795why are tophat antis like this...
>>31851856At least he isn't telling her he's killing himself
MORI WAKE UP YOU LAZY FUCK
>>3185180Sherlock Holmes
AMELIA IS 30 YEARS OLD NOW
>>31851856How is this cringe? Do you guys just hate anyone who SCs red?
Ame giggles.......
Confirmed cuter than usual
>https://itsyourbirthday.today/#AmeliaRrats, rrats, we are the rratsCelebrating yet another birthday bashAmelia, its your birthday todayCake and ice-cream are on its wayAnd Amelia's been such a good boy this yearOpen up your gifts while we all cheer
>>31851856>BronyEvery time
I wasn't invited, I just let myself in for the cake
>>31851816Amelia is a Christmas cake now?
Ina..
>>31851867Based JOPs
>>31851777Hey at least your ISP didn't decide to die on ame's birthday, I just bought mobile data and have to stand outside for a signal
I LOVE WATSON!
>>31851604アバヨわため!!
>I will accept your LOVE and MONEY
I'm a Poor fag so I'm waiting for the merch first before supachating T.T
Happy birthday Ame! What a time to be alive!
>>31851799how much do you think Ame showers?
>>31851802idols all have prescribed birthdays for fans to get hyped about, usually chosen dates by the idols themselves
>>31851835Yes
>>31851867based and amepilled
>Ame just received thousands of dollars in the last 3 minutes
>>31851856Keyed
>SPECIAL PERFORMANCERRATS?
>cake hatI LOVE THIS CRAZY AND WONDERFUL DETECTIVE
The next superchat stream is going to break the EN marathon record yet again at this rate.
>SPECIAL PREFORMANCEUMMM BROS?
she's talking the same way she did during her debut...
special performance????
>>31851856At least he means well and is trying to say something positive.
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE
>>31848432>>31812875>G-gurame is dead!!! Gura will ignore Ame on her birthday!What was that? Were you guys saying something? Absolute retards. I hope you prepared a will because you should honestly hang yourselves for doomposting so much. The threads would improve dramatically if you troglodytes removed yourselves and your autistic worry shitposting.
>special performance
>>31851867Based
>>31851793i never knew marine was that short.imagine
>special performanceGURA OR MORI?????
>>31851815You should have seen Lamy's New Year's costume reveal.
Gura is going to sing happy birthday for Ame
>>31851878What a cake!
CAPKE
>special performancePREPARE TO KNEEL
>>31851604BRING IT!
>>31851604ABAYO WATAME (FOR NOW, I STILL LOVE YOU)
>>31851897Based. I love this girl.
holy fuck you can hear the fucking fakeness in her voice.this shit is so contrived, why didn't cover just sync their talent's birthdates with their roommates birthday?
>Special performanceIt's gura right?
>wearing coatOH COME ON
>>31851765fuck a pie
HOLOEN BODY PILLOWSBASED
>special performanceI'ts Gura
AME SING?
AME?!
>EN DAKIS
>SPECIAL PERFORMANCEIT'S GURA>>31851604ABAYO WATAME
Can anybody tell me what's happening on the stream? I literally can't stop looking at the viewer numbers.
HOLY FUCKING KINO
ARCHITECTS WW@
AME DOXX
YAB!!!!!!!
DOXXED
YAB
>>31851913What the fuck does this mean
THOSE PRODUCTION VALUES
kino
>>31851922Based
KINO
Not even her real birthday. Holo fags really are retarded.
BASED
Ame's room looks like THAT!?
ok that's pretty funny ngl
>>31851864european viewers asleep
HOLOEN DAKI
OH NONONONONO
DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS
>HOLOEN DAKIMAKURAS
>YABYAB YAB YAB YAB
DAKIS
Damn bitch you live like this?
>Hug pillows of all the othersCUTE!
TIME LOOP
SHE'S SO CREATIVE
ABAYO CHOCOBALL
>>31851725Now's not the time, faggot. It's a unity event
watson?
AMELIA CHADSON WITH YURI HAREM
AME WAS THE ARCHITECT ALL ALONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey where can I get that Tenchou daki?
>doxxed on her birthdayteabros....
>>31851458>Birthday stream>Can't even beat pekora when she plays a debuff gameGraduation soon teammates
>UNITY DAKISI NEED IT FUCK YOU AME
YABE
MEIDOOOOOOOOS
>Gura daki right next to her
>>31851937ogey
Ame's mic sounds crappier than usual.
>Ame's room is a bunch of monitors and daki'sMy sides
>>31851780HER and her roommate were big twitterfags so I doubt she actively avoids it, she's really just like lurking I guess, the best way to avoid yabs after all is to not do anything in the first place
>>31851881GIANTMEATYGORILLA GRIPHANDS
Bros, when's the official Ina daki?
>IT WASN'T A LIEIT WASN'T A LIE>IT WASN'T A LIEIT WASN'T A LIE
>INA DAKI IN THE CORNERHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED INAMEFAGS GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GURA'S DAKI IS CLOSER FAGGOTS GET FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>31851856This isn't even bad take your meds
immediate scufftruly HoloEN
I can't wait to celebrate my Birthday
Damn watson, you live like this?
PRETTY BIG YAB
>>31851928Lamy is another level though. She puts Mori to shame with how much she makes.
>Look away for a second>Everyone spamming yab
WE JUST DOXXED AME'S ROOM, SHE'S A HUGE DEGENERATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31851856Why? Is it because it's like looking at a mirror?
Ame...............
holy shit that's a lot of dedication for a stream ame! I love this already!!!
>>31851873It's the other way around most of the time
>>31852015kek
>>31851937Is it not her actual birthday? I really don't see the point to doing it like that.
TRINITY
Ame is funny as fuck, lads
KFP BROS,YOU ARE SENDING SUPERCHATS, LIKE KIARA SAID TO.RIGHT?
>>318519101/3 goes to jewtube, the other 1/3 goes to cover.
>>31851922what are managed accounts?
>Ame is the ArchitectT-these rrats are making my brain get all weeeeird
>>31851973>implying euroshitters make up a decent proportion of viewers literally rumaoing at you right now.
Oh hey there's an Ame cosplay on the right screen
>>31852018BASED
>special performance is gura feat moricalling it now
>>31851949vis-a-vis ergo concordantly
>SCRIPTED YABKINO
UNITY DAKISUNITY DAKIS
>Ina's stream 11/10>Ame's stream already 12/10I'm losing it here
MATRIXPILLED
nothing happened yet and this is still the best i've felt all week
MY ART WAS ON ONE OF THE MONITORS!!!later virgins
AMELIA??
>>31852006As is the Kiara. Rrats?
Give me that tenchou daki RIGHT NOW
>>31851973No we're not, nigger
>>31851839Reminds me of EarthBound. I wish I knew what it was named.
>>31852035This is true!
>>31852045Already did, holding off on the second one until I see the merch
>>31851922based grudgeposter
bros... I'm literally in love with her
>>31852035OH NONO
>SoupAme...
>not doing any call-ins even though she planned nothingwhy the fuck are EN girls so stupid?
>>31851922based
>>31851880why would you ever type this out and donate $100 to somebody who does not give a single fuck you exist, and better yet will never acknowledge you.
>>31851957Unlocked
BUT I WANTED THE CONCOCTION
>>31852040>trinity>Ina shoved in the corner as usual Man trinity sure is consistent with their faggotry
She's cuter than usual bros
>>31852001>The Gang's all here
>>31852018AME AND KIARA ARE LOVERS
>This is the 1st Hololive EN Birthday and we will become exceedingly good at them
>>31851949always watching. Her healthy appetite allures me indefinitely
AMELIA TOUCHED HER PUSSY IN THE 4 PILLOWS
>>31852083she planned a lot moron, she said it's just after the announcement
>>31852011so you don't know about her real twitter huh? the one where she's always talking about a certain friend.
>>31852035No shit Sherlock
Ollie's cake!
The art showcaseI love her so fucking much man.
>>31852094kek
>>31851697SameAme is a great friend to Kiara. Happy birthday Ame!
but amethe cake is a lie
SHE'S 1WHAT THE FUCK
She's turning 25, right?
>>31852018NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BEEE
>>31852079me too...
hey i got one of those
ok I lol'd
yellowmonkeys.jpg
BLEEP?????
Architect Ame!
>>31852018AMECHICKEN IS CANON NOW BOYS!!!
She's fuck years old guys
>I'm oneUUUUOOOOOHHHHH!
this cheeky detective
>>31851994Unity without Kiara is still a Unity
>acting like debut ameholy fucking filtered FUCK YOU WHORE FUCK YOU WHORE FUCK YOU WHORE
>>31852047The pitiful cope inside your head
damn, 25 years old!
A FUCKING TINFOIL HAT
>>31852086>>31851913fuck off back to /v/ with your shitty forced meme.
Uh oh ame please
She´s so cute bros
>>31852035If only they know the full extent of her creativity, I'm no teamate but I won't argue that Ame is the most creative solo streamer among hololive
>tinfoil hatoh no...
>someone draw ame with handsome anime boysTHE AUDACITY OF THOSE DRAWFAGS!
CONSPIRACY THEORY AME
HAHAHAHASHE'S HERE
THE GLOWNIGGERS ARE HERE
AME STOP
CUNNYMATES WW@
>>31851864EU is asleep and SEA is at work.
Holy shit, Ame's stream this Sunday is going to be insanely long.
AME NO THE CONSPIRACIES
YAGoo!
AME WHAT THE FUCK
AMELIA WATSON??
This BGM is POPPIN
>Tinfoil HatHOLY SHIT SHE'S HERE SHE SAW THE ALEX JONES EDIT
Ina in the house
ALEX JONES
>Tinfoil hat readyShe's going all in
A FUCKING THINFOIL HAT
AME NOOO THE TIN HAT WONT SAVE YOU!!
5G CONSPIRATARDS BTFO
Ame Jones confirmed!
WHAT IS GOING OOOOOON
>>31852122here comes the whiteman to save the day
>>31851520Yay! My coupon is in!
>>31851867>EN Queenyou wish
I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT HOLOLIVE
>tinfoil hatI LOVE YOU AME AAAAAAAAAAAA
>conspiracy nut ame
>Kiara daki also right next to Amerrats?
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>Ame writing her own schizo narrative
please tell me one of you fucks screencapped that tinfoil hat
Yagoo turned the freakin frogs gay
>tinfoil hatBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>31852023Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
DOWN WITH THE DEEP STATEDOWN WITH YAGOO
>Ame is a Qanon follower
>the radio wavesHOLOLIVE IS DENPA, FUCKING KINO
TEAMATES OUR WIFE IS SO CUTE
so can you post any of these roasties' irl nudes?
>>31852117Wait until June.
I KNEEL
WHO CAN DEFEAT AMELIAS.WATSON?
Watching Ame makes me feel like a child.
>Kiara's arty-yeah about that
ame gonna get cancelled now
>>31852001>THEY ARE LOVERS
>>31852132That's LITERALLY the opposite of unity. Fuck off Zhang.
>YAGOO HIRES THESE BROKEN WOMEN AND PUTS A CHIP IN THEM>24/7 MONITORING>MAKES THEM ACT NON-SEISO OR HE SENDS THEM TO THE CHINESE DOGS
>>31852121Is that what I think it is?
FUCK GURA>FUCK GURAFUCK GURA>FUCK GURAFUCK GURA
DESTROY THE CHILDCORRUPT THEM ALL
>Mori didn't do shit
>One
>>31852117No __
>>31852121Based
>>31852121Are you the anon that had life-sized cardboard cutouts of the girls?
COUPONS METIONED
>>31852144I prefer it when they draw Ame as a handsome anime boy
I'm getting really filtered by her gremlin noises as usual, but I have to admit that she puts a lot of work in her streams.
>>31851697BASED KIARAMELIA CHAD
Ame has the biggest Rrat of them all
>>31852180ICE SKATING DATE ONEGAI
>>31851880Ok autismo
>>31852094ASUKA NO
VIS A VISERGOTHEREFORECONCORDANTLYINEXORABLY
>>31852068it's a prototype for Kiara's birthday anon, Ame's not going to give it up.
If you doubt Amelia isn’t the best EN after this stream; you are wrong.
SHE'S IN THE CAPITOL
>0 GURA MENTION>0 GURA MENTION>0 GURA MENTION
5:13 PM Ninomae Ina'nis Ch. hololive-EN LOL
Guys the tinfoil hat meme has been normie tier for a while now, ame using it does not mean she’s here
>>31852159DARE I SAY HERE
>Have to wait till 8:30 EST Why
ENTERTRINITY
>>31852212that's the idea, watson
Gooruh.....Mori......
I can't believe Ame is actually FUCKyears old.
>>31852197none of these girls have nudes.
>>31852212IN HER PUSSY...
When is this shit done get to the made in China type shit that over overpriced because it have a jpg on it
really hope ame is gonna comment on the bigly magapede win today
Ina...
>special performance has to be after the announcementHOLY SHIT SHES RELEASING AN ORIGINAL SONG
>I got your company for my birthday. That's pretty good!
Where were you when you discovered that Ame is an architect?
I'm so fucking happy bros
>I got your company for my brithday, that's pretty good!
I don't think my coupon made it in, ah well
>>31852094Based.
PANTSU?????
SEND AME PANTSU
SEND PANTSU
Would you eat this with her to celebrate her birthday? I would.
>>31852234She's gonna be the special performance at the end
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will Chamers call in?
>>31852212God I wish I want to fuck her too
>>31852244is that legal?
this BGM is pretty nice
Well, she's gonna get a whole fuckton next year.
AME REGULARLY PISSES HER PANTIES
>THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAYAME NO
>>31852001THEY ARE LOVERS
You heard her boys. Get her some pantsu!
>>31852222Yeah, I'd love if she wasn't NOISE = FUNNY/epic lewd twitch streamer but you know.
>PantsuPanties on head audition girl is rolling in her grave right now
>>31852245
INA DREW THAT SUPER COOL PICTURE WITH NABI, NICE!KIARA MADE A WHOLE ASS RAILWAY IN MINECRAFT AND THAT HEARTFELT MESSAGE, CUTE!mori...gonad...
AAAAAAH SHE'S SO CUTEHow are the Goslings holding up?
Underwear is actually a good gift.
AMELIA'S DIRTY UNWASHED SOCKS
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHAME'S DIRTY PANTSU
SHOW ME UR SETUP
Ame...
>>31852232no fuck you
>doesn't like wearing socksyou win today, footfags...
>>31852224what does tenchou taste like?
>SEND ME PANTSU
You wouldn't deny her on her birthday, would you?
>Ame likes being socklessAme 's barefeet!
Here's my present for Amelia!https://files.catbox.moe/ukx995.mp4
>>31852208How new
Bros, where's Kiara and Mori? I'm going to rrat...
>>31852248Am I having a stroke?
Ame is nopan?
>I wear 1 pair of socks and wash them every few daysAme please, I cant get harder.....
Damn, the 5ch anti thread fucking loves Amelia. Everyone talking about her birthday stream seems really excited.>How much should I send Watchama in a superchat???
The special performance is gonna be Gura singing her happy birthday.
I like Amelia but I don't have much free time left after watching my oshi Ina so I only watch her non-game streams like this one or the thanksgiving...
Candy g string!
>>31852284Today I remind them https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
amber alert lmao
>you will huff ames sweaty unwashed socks
>>31852249I really hope my oshi agrees with me politically, unlike my parents >:(
>>31852161THE WATSON CONCOCTION IN THE WATER IS TURNING ANONS GAY
>Wears same pantsu for 3 daysBros.....
>>31852210Yeah except you pummel her with your cock.
Wait, was that the alert thing?
>>31852035I can't remember but were they even aware of the Thanksgiving stream?
I have sex with Amelia Watson
>>31852306Licking between Ame's toes!!!
>>31852300Socks make feet better though
what the fuck, that was an amber alert
AMELIA'S STINKY UNWASHED SOCKS. IMAGINE THE SMELLE
>>31852279it all makes sense now
>>31851682She's said multiple times that she forgets things.
>>31852264It's her birthday. May as well get a few slices in with her.
Supa Sunday is gonna last until Monday.
CANT BELIEVE AME DOXXED HERSELF ON HER BIRTHDAY STREAM
FUCK I'M SO FAR OFF BASELINE. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE!?
>>31852266Do yu beleeb?
>>31852330Yes.
>>31852285They're gonna sing a duet for her.
>>31852315stupid yellow monkeys
>>31852308Sleeping in.
>>31852264I've seen that pizza in the store. Is it any good?
12 HOUR SUPA SUNDAY HERE WE GO
It's really cool that ame goes to the effort of making these backgrounds and other shit. Really makes her seem even cuter than usual.
>instead of selling underwear she buys it insteadinexplicably unfathomably based
What are the people with grey names and checkmarks that aren't famous or Hololive members?
>>31852322AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31852310No because the shit will be overpriced and made in China
So.... what is she even doing this stream?
>>31852346INTERLINKED
>>31852248What the fuck did anon mean by this?
>>31852308Trinity.
Kidnapping children to expose Amelia Watson's location!
>>31852337gura...
>>31852161Literally me in my basement
song name?
FAKE YAB FOLLOWED BY REAL YAB
>>31852322god fuck
>>31852321Cool but why did you post this though.
>>31852365being cuter than usual
>>31852365Stalling for time before her merch gets released.
>yellow flavored cake
RRATS SLAIN
>>31852329>she's just like me
>>31852360Certified channels. It's basically just an option if you're a content creator.
>>31852308>b-but muh unity!!TRINITY MOTHERFUCKER
What do they do to deserve this much money
>>31852346ITS WONDERFUL AND YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD MELT INTO YOUR PARTNER AND BECOME ONE WITH THEM FOREVER
>>31852360the checkmark means verified by youtube, so you know they're kind of a big deal
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE WILL BE A STRIPTEASE
AZ amber alert apparently
Ame's giggles are especially cute and girlish today
>>31852296>discordthis is bait
>>31852315kek, adorable
OH GOD
>>31852358I just love all the work she puts into being a great entertainer.
AMES DIRTY CRUSTY PANTIES
Why yes Ame is my oshi, how could you tell?
>>31852346IT FEELS SO WARM AND KINDFUCK THE BASELINE
>>31852365It's a zatsudan.
>>31852315It's funny, since she's easily the biggest JOP filter in HoloEN.
>>31852330What alert could it have been though? Maybe something regarding the trumpist shit
sharing poisoned cake with Ame!
>>31852346WITHIN CELLS
>>31852346CELLS INTERLINKED
>14 mins only 30k
>>31852329>literally me
>>31852370It will be overpriced because it have a jpg on it and got made in China
>>31852296Alone in the dark with phone and headphones.
Here comes a good old fashioned tragic Ame story.
>>31852375>REAL YABso what slipping up her real birthday during this story?
>>31852315He's gonna send a whopping 500 yen, typical of Japanese celebration.
GURAME IS DEAD>GURAME IS DEADGURAME IS DEAD>GURAME IS DEADGURAME IS DEAD>GURAME IS DEADGURAME IS DEAD>GURAME IS DEADGURAME IS DEAD>GURAME IS DEADGURAME IS DEAD
>>31852308Asleep, most likely.
>>31852401>Watson
oh no!
>>31852308its 10am in japan, they sleep at least till noon
>>31852284>>31852322I completely forgot about it until you guys came up with it again.... fuck you
guys have geekjack open the announcement is her merch get ready the site will crash soon
>>31852401yab
>tfw Ame WILL eat your cake
NO AMELIA NO
>>31851458THATS THE BIRTHDAY GIRL HEY AME YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME THATS THE AME UP THERE BROTHER YOU KNOW SOMETHING AME IM GONNA ADD ANOTHER 500 GOSLING POSTS ONTO YOUR THREADS SO GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE BECAUSE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TOO AT THE UPCOMING ROYAL RUMBLE ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
>>31852308THE CHAD RRATSLAYER
Is she going to do the JP thing and just react to birthday messages live?
>>31852308your timezone reps bro?
Amelia stop, stop, please no more
Ame no...
Ame....
>>31852401YAB
this story never happened
Amelia....
>>31852401>desire WATSON>black female
>only one person showed up to Ame's birthday partyAme.....
>>31852401>Melanie Watson
announcement is pregnancy!
>>31852306Ame is literally me
>>31852434
fuck...
>You know how in your younger school you invited the whole class to your birthday party?No...
I know that feeling too well Ame...
>>31852346Why don't you say that three times?
ame...
damn....
Ame.........
Ame..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>31852401>Suspect WatsonYab
>>31852296>DiscordYou will never be a female
>>31851867Everybody to the limit
I want to hug ame...
Ame not like this...
The same thing happened to me....and my puppy at the time threw up
>>31852401>DESIRE WATSONYOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>31852401I can confirm, I also got that alert
>>31852401RRATS?!!
Wait she got an amber alert. does she live in AZ/UT?
What the fuck, this happened to me too..
I don't like that story
I... I know that feeling, Ame...
>I invited 30 kids>Only one cameJesus, tha must´ve felt like shit
Literally me
>>31852401>blackain't nobody gon' look fo dem
>>31852410Oh that makes sense, first EN birthday so I was confused on what the usual content was. >>31852380Dont they just flip a switch wtf?
>>31852346In-Interlink...
>BEST FRIEND IS A MALEOH NONONONONONONO
I STEPPED OUT WHAT WAS HER BIRTHDAY STORY?
SUPERCHAT MY OSHI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. MAKE UP FOR THAT SAD BDAY STORY
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT
AME...
>>31852413Amber alert is a thing in the states for reporting child abductions, sends an unsilencable alert to your phone.
>>31852419OH NO NO NOTEAMATES DEFEND THIS
waachama...You'll never have another lonely birthday, I promise
>>31852401HOLY YAB
>>31852454it did. i was the person who told everyone not to go to her party
Laugh to hide the trauma, Anon.Laugh.
Yeah this an Ame birthday right now.
>>31852445It's 10AM in Japan bro
I had a birthday like that... That was the last time I celebrated my birthday...
>>31852239OUT WITH IT
>>31852401RRATS??
Ame...............................
Jesus christ Amelia. That's a little kid's birthday nightmare
BY MY EUCLIDEAN ANALYSIS, THE CLOSEST DAKI TO AMELIA IS GURA'S DAKI. FROM THAT I CAN CONCLUDE THAT AMELIA LOVES GURA AND WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.TRY TO REFUTE MY FACTS, YOU CANNOT
>>31852401>watson
Post your superchat purchase
Hahahah what a story Ame haha
>>31852401Why does America keep doxxing my chubas
So how many of you faggots going gosling knowing that Ame will have her annual birthday sex with her bf later on?
Jesus Christ Amelia...
>>31852454it probably did
Oh hey, I experienced the same thing, except I was 1 of 2 people who showed up for the girl's party and only went because my parents found the invitation in my backpack.
>>31852537I can't
>tfw only even invited my friend to my birthday because I knew nobody else will ever show up
>>31852401How many times is this shit going to happen?
>>31852406Thank Jesas for being born in the same era as Amelia Watson!
Gatling Gremlin here! Don't forget to stay hydrated during Ame's birthday!
>>31852401AZ huh
>>31852516AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>5 MORE MINUTES UNTIL teasing~
this is going to be hell we need a sticky
>Not a Blue leech in sight in the fanartsYou are the best Ame
didn't she just described a simpsons episode?
I am starting to get blueballed, bros. What is the announcement?
>>31852303she looks like Roboco here
>>31852428Your rrat died 17 minutes ago
>>31852296Having fun grooming children?
Ame fuck...
Bros.....She has friends now, so its okay
>Amelia right now
>>31852315>Antis are teamatesImagine my shock.
>>31852484The cheat is to the limit
announcement predictions?
Ame just vibin' to the tunes.
>>31852514this>>31852502
>>31852482
She vibin
>>31852401>Desire WatsonWhy yes I do, how did you know
STRIP TEASE WITH AMELIA
>>31852496>UTAme is mormon?!
http://poal.me/hqd7wrhttp://poal.me/hqd7wrhttp://poal.me/hqd7wr
>>31852484Come on, fhqwghads
>>31852401>5'4''IMAGINE
>>31852401Mission accomplished, report back to base for debriefing
>>31852346You look like a good teammate
>>31852568Graduation
>>31852427
>>31852528HA HA HA
Teabros... your oshi...
>>31852546as her bf, i certainly know
>>31852401meme magic actually exist!?
>>31852296>discord
SHE'S FUCKING HERE
NO CALL INS PLANNED
>>31852315>antis are teamates
>no call inscringe
>>31852546She doesn't have one, nigger.
>>31852277>>31852293>>31852329>>31852338>>31852408>>>/i/magine the smell
>>31852496oh no
>Nobody calling in
>>31852401ya be
>Your oshi>When was the last time you celebrated your birthday with other people (family doesn't count)
>>31852540I don't donate to whores.
>Can only celebrate a fake birthday with her fans>Still has to celebrate the real one alone
>Cancelled because Gura wouldn't callLOL
No totsu. Ame too shy to ask for people to call in.
Anyone, Ame?
>>31852401>desire watson
Will Gura call in?
>Call in segmentYES
>call inCan this end well?
HAACHAMA PLEASE CALL YOUR SISTER
>>31852346Within cells interlinkedWithin cells interlinkedWithin cells interlinked
>>31852516Poor Arnold Watson...
I knew it.
>Specifically saying it's not a totsumachiShe's here and she's tard-wrangling you fucks.
>>31852401HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA NEED A THINFOIL HAT TOO
>anyone who wants to call in can call in>no one calls in
OH FUCK SHE'S LEAVING IT OPEN-ENDED DON'T DO THIS TO GURA
>>31852234this is amelia's day, anon
>>31852419
Ame you fucking autist....okay never mind at least she's opening up the possibility.
>>31852608APOLOGIZE
OH NO NO NOIT'LL BE PPT ALL OVER AGAIN
>NO CALL INFUCK
>>31852401No wonder she's streaming from a bunker full of monitor screens
>Ame was too shy to set up call-insI love her
>Ame didn't tell anyone to call herAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Surely Ina will call in
>>31852558thanks gorilla grodd
HOLOMYTH U BETTER CALL IN MY OSHIS STREAM OR I WILL BECOME THE BIGGEST ANTI YOU'LL EVER SEE ;_;
>>31852621>Ame>maybe like ten years ago in middle school
Someone please call in for Ame.....
>>31852558Thanks Giga Gunner
>Ame has no friends
>>31852401wtf did ame actually went out her way to rent an empty basement in AZ, kidnap someone named Watson, start her birthday stream, and pretend to receive the amber alert????????
yab incoming
>practicingOriginal song???
>didn't feel comfortable asking people to call innot really surprising given how Ame is about collabs.
>Doing Call in laterNo one is going to call.......
>still finds it awkward to interact with her coworkersHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL /U/FAGS GET OBLITERATED GET FUCKING ELIMINATED GET FUCKING DECIMATED. TEAMATES WIN AGAIN
>>31852544you can turn them off
>>31852621Ame2 years ago
>>31852621Inai don't remember...
>no totsumachiCALL IN FOR HER YOU WHORES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>INA MENTIONEDTHEY ARE LOVERS
>>31852546It's just not the same since the yab...
>It's so awkward to ask people to call in>please call in...
>>31852624I assure you all her genmates know her real birthday and will be there even if only through Discord.
is this really her birthday or she is pretending?do you think holoJP will call her? (probably not).
INA WATCH OUT
PREDICTIONS NOW! Who among the JPs will call Ame? Obviously Haachama will, but here's a prediction of mine, Polka and Nene will call her too!
d-do you think she monitors us here?
>>31852558Thanks, Global General.
>>31852621InaIna Ina...
>>31852546Gura sure is a lucky gal
>Ina mentioned>Kiara mentioned>Mori mentioned>Yagoo mentionedGura...
ame is pretty cute right now
Ame monitoring us masturbating to her!
SHE'S WATCHING US BROS, BEHAVE
>be american chuuba>get doxed because the government is texting you
>watching youSHES HERE
INA LOOK OUT
Quick who's going to be the first JP holo to call in!?
>>31852621>watson>still did it last birthday lol
Mentioned Ina and Kiara's twitter presents. But nothing from Gura or Mori.
fuck ame, that story killed the mood
>Did you guys see what Ina made? It's AMAZING>Oh yeah, Kiara did something tooRrats, report in.
>>31852621Ina3rd grade. I don't count gifts during school hours as real celebration and I never had a party since 3rd grade, just some cake and presents and sent to my room to eat and open them.
>got eyes everywhere...Ame?
z...zehi
>>31852684? yes it's her birthday tard
>>31852401I wonder if SoCal would get this alert too.
It looks like she hasnt been this happy for a long time, bros
The totsumachi is just going to end up like her middle school birthday party
>>31852546Gura and Ina are so lucky...
GURA CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>31851922BASED
Ame please don't watch me masturbate, for your own good.
SO GURA IS CONFIRMED TO NOT DO ANYTHING FOR HER BIRTHDAY?NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT??FUCK GURA
>>31852688Sora! No, really, it's possible.
>>31852531Yeah, pretty much all the girls have fucked sleep schedules so they get up around 1pm.
>>31852649Anime Cumtribute...
>>31852621Gurauuuuuuuhhhhh
I love her bros... she's so happy...
>>31852546with me
>>31852546but I am her boyfriend?
>I got eyes everywhere watching youSHE'S HERE
>>31852401Makes sense how she always had her AC on.
>>31852684A lot of times they'll pick a birthday that's a few days off their real birthday, or they'll make the date some dumb reference
>>31852702At... at least she didn't get shoot...
>>31852621>Gura>...
Why is Gura not mentioned
>>31852621InaLiterally never I guess. Even my own parents stopped celebrating my birthday after I turned 7.
>>31852712SHE'S HERE
Isn't she literally gonna do a totsumachi?
>>31852621InaIna...
>Stream ends and no one calls amePlease someone call her.... Gura call your girlfriend
>>31852307
>MENTIONED GURA'S DAKI FIRSTI SAY GOODBYE TO THE INAMEFAGS KIARAMEFAGS AND AMEMORIFAGS
>>31852558Cheers, Grenadier Guards!
I want to have sex....
amelia is very weird today
>>31852689>>31852710
>gura daki mentioned firstrrats??
>>31852724She's in chat dum dum.
>>31852725please let this be true
>GURA GURA>KIARA KIARA>no other mention
I'm so happy for Ame bros really glad things are looking up for her.
>NOT YETUHHHH RRATS?
DAKIMAKURAS ARE A TEASER FOR HER ONE
Any anons get their art on the stream?
>>31852102what?
>>31852688Roboco!
I WANT AN INA DAKI AAAAAAAA
>>31852621Ina/GuraI honestly don't remember
Write that down, Cover merch team.
AME HAREM CONFIRMED
>imagine an Ina dakipls don't do this to me
YET
>>31852688No one.
I love how happy and excited and cuter than usual she is today
>>31852718At least Gooruh will be there
INAME CHAD!
>>31852688Roboco and Aqua
>>31852709Ina made something amazing, Kiara didn't
>company mandated birthday messageguramebros, we lost...
HAREM????
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>>31852621inanever
SOMETHING YOU CAN BUY
>AME DAKIMAKURA
Ame is in my favorite form today. I love this energy
>>31852621>Ame>When quarantine started I missed out.
>>31852778How new?
>>31852621>gura>last November
>>31852688Literally none, only Gura and Ina will call since Ame didn't plan for shit
AMELIA DAKI INCOMING
I want to be teased by ame!
>>31852702>not having a shitty old phone that doesn't receive amber alertsNGMI
here it comes...
IS IT ACUTALLY A FUCKING DAKI
>>31852749You were saying?
>>31852710KEK
>>31852621InaI don't like celebrating birthdays
THEY ALL BELONG TO THE CHAD DETECTIVE
Ame?
>>31852714do you still believe in santa?
>>31852756Her only memory of birthday partys was inviting everyone in class and nobody came
>>31852621Gurafriends? ;_;
Amelia fleshlight when?
>>31851458When's norf edit
>>31852546gosling hard will I give her her annual birthday sex
quick, somebody compare the posts per min
ORFROWhat does it mean?
>>31852621GuraNo one greets me on my birthday
>>31852688she'll get blue chats but no calls
>>31852621InaNever
4(FOUR)
Amelia dakimakura I CAN FEEL IT I will be the first one to buy
>>31852621Gura.About a decade. Can't remember exactly.
>>31852724Gura is in her chat right now, retard. Read the fucking thread.
>>31852684Not him, but do they actually celebrate their birthdays or is it their "character's" birthday?
Ready to pay exorbitant shipping costs, teamates?!
>not a single genmate in chatAme was only liked by Gura, until the other week when she decided to destroy that relationship. Now everyone of her genmates hates her and her views are declining.
>>31852688Surprise appearance by Mel to support a fellow blonde, especially now that she's doing her english reps.
VOICEE PACK
>>31852688None. But not because other holos are assholes. It has to do more with Ame being too introverted
OH SHIT
>>31852428GET.FUCKED.>>31851611
someone needs to replace all Ame's fan arts in the back with Gura's lewds.GurAmefags get to work.
MERCHANDISE MY FELLOW TEAMATES
>4 itemsoh shit
HERE WE GO
IT'S ACTUALLY A FUCKING ONAHOLE LETS IKUZOOOOOOO
THIS SAYS ONAHOLE IT SAYS ONAHOLE
A GUN
I'll take door #4, and I'm not changing my mind.
1/7th pvc scale by alter
>36kWhat the fuck, how?
>>31852322What in tarnation?Nice Kaguya Luna cut out though.
AME HAS A GUN
A GUN?
>a gun?
PLACE YER BETS FOLKS
>a fucking ame gunWho's the retard?
fucking christ ame how poor are you about to make me.
MERCH INCOMING
Mori... Kiara... the rrats...
>A gun!?
Bottom left says "ck", probably means BACK, IT IS A DAKI
AME'S GAMER WATER
>oppai mousepad>stickers>voice pack>T-shirt
>>31852737neet...
>>31852798I thought Ina and Mori had the harems...
>Mousepad>Ame MILKTHIS HORNY FUCKING DETECTIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31852621Korone but I guess Ame for ENLast year
I thought Kiara did a drawing of AmeI only saw someones artwork
>4 items>4chanSHES LITERALLY HERE
It's going to be an artwork by hitsu
do you fags like ame unironically? seriously?
>>31852853THE WAMEHOLE IS REAL
reminder that if you dont buy it, you arent a real teamate
damn, it sucks
>>31852837Ina was in chat
MERCH MERCH DAKI
>ame milkwait from her cock or her breasts?
>>31852808>responding to a chat message as opposed to spontaneously saying itcope faggot
it's a stuffed rrat
oh by the gods please no please don't make her merch that scuffed
>heard Pekora's "ogey" so much>said ogey instead of okay to a coworkerWhat have you done to me?
GET DOWN SHE'S GOT A GUN
I wonder if they keep getting Amber alerts because they forget to turn it off on their cover Iphones?
>>31852853TOMAX AME ONAHOLEVENUS DETECTIVE!!!
>>31852613>She doesn't have one, nigger.lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*inhales'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAH
Ame milk?
>>31852774This is likely!
>>31852853>>31852854Meds
>keychainGOD DAMN IT
>>31852854Into the mouth!
>>31852853>>31852854onamind
Damn Bathwater anon BTFO
onahole
>>31852837Gura is in chat you retard
>>31852865>he doesn't want an ame gun
>>31852688might not see any because Ame didn't really plan out a call in section and it's 9am JP time. On top of that there's the language barrier making it awkward. I expect the NA gang to turn up though.
>>31852853>>31852854
KEYCHAIN CONFIRMED
>>31852822post per min of what
>>31852853>>31852854onaholemind
>>31852814I can say with 100% certainty that today is Amelia Watson's birthday, if you want to discuss roommates go to the other shitty threads faggot
>>31852837Ina Ina Inaaaa...
>>31852724Gura's in the stream retard
>>31852621GuraWhen I was 6 I think. The first and the only time basically. I just celebrated my birthday on my own since
>>31852837dum dum
It's going to be a fucking keychain isn't it
ame detective notebook hopefullyi'd buy that
>>31852837Ina and Gura have already posted in chat, retardchama
>>31852836No cost too great
I'm assuming the 'ck' is fuck so are we allowed to buy tickets to fuck ame?
>>31852621last year, with my coworkers, we did a pizza party
BOTTLED FARTS CONFIRMED
>A keychain>HmmmMMMmmmMMMM I wonderFucking KEYCHAINS
AZ anon here, where should I stake out to find Ame?
>Bath water? noGura...
>onaholeyab
>>31852702>>get doxed because the government is texting youthats on her for not turning them off
>>31852853>>31852854please please please
>>31852548She had to have seen this picture.
Cool clock, Ame.
>>31852621>Ame>Not sure, about 4 years ago I think? I got sushi with a bro, but since then I just avoid it.
>>31852925ba"ck" of a dakimakura
>>31852876Where do you fucking newfags come from?
>>31852877is not her boyfriend...
Based Enma
>Enma is the first person she thanks>Gurame>Inamethose are for plebsEnmame is where it's actually at.
Please be rubber keychain and not a fucking acrylic
>>31852861I miss Luna.
>>31852883i liked her unironically for a few weeks and then realized she's as generic as they come
>OOPPAI MOUSEPAD HOLY SHIT
my god men, she is cuter than usual today
I love her so damn fucking much
4 items2 are the same
>>31852688Absolutely none of them.Guerilla call-ins are always a disaster of no shows, so they're always planned in advance. They're gonna assume they weren't invited and not bother.
>>31852881Holy shit...
>>31852837
A WAME-HOLE
GIVE ME THAT TIGHT ASS DETECTIVE COOCHIE AME
>>31852894sounds like a you problem. her ogey is my notification sound and I still say 'okay"
>>31852934Ame is streaming, Watson is the one on the loose.
>onahole
Anne sounds weird today
>>31852859Special day, obviously
>>31852837Ina and Gura are both in the chat you braindead faggot
>she didn't do call ins even though she knew about itwhy man..
>>31852853>>31852854WameHole mind
http://poal.me/utpks8http://poal.me/utpks8http://poal.me/utpks8LIVE POAL IN REACTION TO AMELIA'S BIRTHDAY STREAM.
>>31852822/pol/ is on fire at the moment, but we're just behind /vg/
>>31852938isnt it impossible to turn it off
Its gonna be a bubba plushie
>>31852890She has higher yield from her massive futa cock so that's probably the only way she could meet demand.
>>31852949this thread
>>31852898Why are cuckposters like this
WHAT SITE DO THEY USUALLY POST MERCH ONGOD I NEED IT OPEN TO SPAM REFRESH
>>31852958THIS, look at the second letter you can see the downward stem
So does AZ's lack of daylight savings explain her time oddities?
>>31852884>>31852853THE WAMEHOLE WAS ACTUALLY MADE BY AME
>>31852739Kiara already said one EN was in SoCal so we knew it was Ame after Gura slipped that she was EST from the in-game timestamps.
FOR ME?!
Coat + no hat Ame is best Ame.
ONAHOLE?
>bubba onahole
>>31852925/ck/ as in the cooking board of 4chan
>>31852859Birthday stream boost, they can go as high as 60k
>>31852898>he lacks critical informationWhere have you been, faggot?
>>31852922>Ina is still in the chat>Gura left the chatGurame...
>>31852836I spent a fuck ton on shipping for the Horizon Encyclopedia, the merch shipping isn't going to be too bad.
>>31852983fuck enma
>>31852853>>31852854WAMEHOLE IKUZO
>>31852621AmeI don't think I've ever celebrated my birthday outside my family.
>>31852623Then what's stopping you from donating to Ame?
>>31852938>turning them offAnon...
>>31852894I've started cracking up any time rats show up in any kind of media. Ratatouille will never be the fucking same to me.
ONAHOLE
Seeing Amelia so happy gives me life.
oh no shes slipping into Aquaisms
>>31852854>>31852853Ame head hole onahole
>>31852875pretty sure one of these are true
>>31852621>Marine>1 year ago lol
WHAT IS SHE WAITING FOR AAAAAAAAAH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEE
Ame is extra spergy today, she is quite excited.
Ame is a special girlI didn't expect we'd be getting this before debut
>>31852958Oppan Gangnamstyle
>>31853008kek
>>31852621ina2 years ago
>>31852883She's who I watch when none of the other ENs or half decent indies are streaming.
AMEHOLE AAAAHHHHH
RRATS ARE REALLY COPING NOW
>>31852898>he doesn't know
geekjack is literally crashing right now. the Ame hype is real
>>31852836im willing to spend $40 on shipping
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO WAIT.
>>31851458CAM ON WAHTSON SHOW YER BLOODY MERCH
AAAA I wish youtube chat wouldn't autoload every time I refresh, it keeps causing teapots!
Wait, is it gonna be a Bubba daki?
>>31852709Kiara did something of inferior quality in comparison with Ina
>geekjack already dying
>>31852967didn't she record a birthday message or a song?
>>31852986>isnt it impossible to turn it offnope it's a setting in the menu hard to find though I have it off on my phone
>>31852865Of course Ame wouldn't get a gun, everyone knows Kiara owns a gun.
>>31852925but we all have coupons for that
New emotes?
>>31853023Literally a checkbox. I have mine off since I sleep odd hours.
It's not an Onahole goddammit
>>31852724look at this faglord and laugh
>Thanks EnmaThe Demon Hunter and Hero of EN
Ina will be the only one to call in
>>31852881SHE'S HERE
walfie?
Nobody would actually buy an oppai mousepad, right?
>Something you guys want>You need theseI can't believe Ame is giving us official sex toys
>>31852820ESL’s english reps..
>from someone very specialNEETCHAMA?
>>31852894i say ogey when i'm saying okay dismissively or affirmatively
IF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DONT EJACULATE ON THE OPPAI MOUSEPAD I WILL BE LIVID
>Geekjack already dyingWHY
>>31853036Maybe the website isnt ready yet? idk
>>31852702>American Military doxxes her as a child>Local Government doxxes her as an adultShe just can't catch a fucking break.
>>31853077everyone would
>>31852958Original art from Nabi mama
>>31852621>Ame>...
Hand clams?
>>31852883Of course, go be a faggot anti somewhere else
STOP STALLING AMELIA
bros she's toying with us
>>31852894One time at work when they radioed me in, instead of saying "copy", I did the whole "ogeeeeyy rrat". Nobody really cares so don't worry about it unless you find a /hlgg/ anon
>ckIs that clock?
>>31853052watch on jetri, only open the chat when you have to
There's a decent chance it won't go on GeekJack immediately, even though people keep refreshing.
>>31852834gura huaso
>>31853068let me dream
>>31853078its our own personal ame from a different timeline
>>31852621I'm so far gone I don't even celebrate with my family anymore, I tell them that I have plans with friends (that don't exit) just so I can spend my birthdays alone in a random bar getting drunk and crying because I think I'm a burden to everyone else.
>>31852883No. Is that what you wanted to hear?
>>31853058Is it still possible to use gacha number to get voice pack for free?
>>31853023yes you can shut off amberalerts, I don't go outside so I'll never see those kidnappers
>>31852640I wish it was a totsumachi. Korone's was based.
>>31852621InaLike 12 years ago...
>>31853077You underestimate perverts
>>31852621AmeI haven't celebrated since my 11th birthday
>LICKLICKLICKLICKWHAT THE FUCK
>>31852881>The 4th channel AME IS HERE
emotes... NUMBERS
WAMEHOLE EMOTE
>>31852894Yea I had a friend tell me about rats in house and I instantly responded with OGEY
NEW EMOTES
>>31852998No, she only ever uses est or pst
We get 2. One for looking nice, the other for the cum jar.
If you think about it the pool of people Amelia should be able to call with must be pretty shallow right? She doesn't know any Japanese at all, that pretty much limits her to HoloEN.
>tfw opening emotes crashes the streamAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BASED HITSU
>>31853077I would but I wouldn't use it, just for display
Woo, a keychain...
CUTE KEYCHAIN, ADDING TO MY CART
YOOOOOOO MERCH
>HITSUBASED
SUGOI
>ACRYLIC KEYCHAINACRYLIC KEYCHAIN>ACRYLIC KEYCHAINACRYLIC KEYCHAIN
>KeychainI knew it but I'm also kinda sad it's acrylic.
IDOL
KEYCHAINS BOYS
>keychain
KEYHOLDER
HITSU
>>31852953I'm sorry Anon...
>HITSU ART
>>31852953Rip.
>2k viewer spike when Ame asks peopel to refresh the tabOH NO WHERE DID ALL THESE "SPAM VIEWERS" COME FROM?Fuck you Youtube
I KNEW HITSU WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING
JESAS I NEED IT
OH BOY WOW A KEYCHAIN
Hitsu I kneel
>hitsu-sanshe's a white canadian ame
>Hitsu cuck teamateNothing personel
A FUCKING KEYCHAIN SHAAGAGJJIGOEIGogey
Actually a keychain kek
Damn that keychain is kinda shit, hope the rest is better
30 DOLLAR SHIPPING FOR A KEYCHAIN
>KEYCHAINUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHINSIDERBROS?THE LEAKS WERE REAL
>KeychainAce'd>HitsuBASED
man, i just want nene merch already
>keychainZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>BoothWhelp, fucking insane shipping confirmed. Thanks Cover.
Ame really has a lot of femgoslings
>>31853148based
AME ACRYLICS FOR HOTGLUE TARGET PRACTICE
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2623597
>ground pounding anonkek
>>31852621>Ame2019 since 2020 had everything locked down at the time.
CONSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYOU MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
>4 amazing merchKiara on suicide watch
That key-chain will be 10 bucks with 40 dollars in shipping
>>31853148Ummmm... kinda based?
>>31853023The last two times I got those I rushed to get the noise to stop and ended up closing and missing the message completely.
>>31853148We get it Ayame...
>amelia ddos'ing youtube by telling everyone to refresh the page at the same time
THESE SUCK
how fast does this shit usually sell out?
THANK YOU AME
keychain..yay..stickers..hooray...holy fuck cover is really going all out for gura's merch huh. ame is getting nothing
HELL YEAH KEYCHAIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>stickers
walfie don't look....
>>31852894My mind now reads pepperoni as pepeloni.
of course it's acrylic merch
I'm gonna stick these stickers on my dick
>>31853162actually interesting test lol
Aaaah she's so happy!!!
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/26235978000JPY
$60 + SHIPPING
>this is the big announcement
>key chain>stickersZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OH GOD IM GONNA... IM GONNA SNOOZE
STICKERS, I WILL BE PUTTING THESE EVERYWHERE
>birthday stream>actually a commercial advertisement streamreminds me the Christmas stream. Fuck HoloEN.
>>31853148>JOPs
power level stickers
>>31853137Yeah, I think that's why she isn't gonna do call ins
Jesus christ it's bad...
KEYCHAINS kek
oh boy, stickers and keychains. how exciting.
AME PILLOW AAAAHHHHH
>>31853148based nationalist JOP
>half a daki
A FAHKEN PILLOW
A cushion will have to do
OH FUCK A PILLOW
oh nononono....
PILLOWS
>>31853092We're talking about the store that had all their digital products open to download publicly as long as you knew the url.
>cushionswhat the fuck
HITSU I KNEEL
PILLOW TIME
PILLOW OF AME
>ame pillowILL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK
>AME PILLOWAME PILLOW>AME PILLOWAME PILLOW>AME PILLOWAME PILLOW
NO FUCKING WAY
>ACTUAL AME PILLOWCASEI MUST CUM ON IT
AME PILLOW
SLEEPING WITH AME
PILLOW
You guys are totally getting that cushion
>OnaholeGodfucking dammit it was actually an ona the whole time
I'm a massive amefag but I don't care about any of this
GOSLINGS YOUR WALLET
IM GOING TO SLEEP WITH AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT THE CUSHION
I normally think stickers are dumb, but that one is perfect for a PC case window.
SLEEEEEEEEEEP WITH AMEEEEEEEEEE
it's aight I guess
Welp, those cushions are gonna sell out quick.
>CushionOH FUCK
>GFE pillowOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHOOOOOO
>pillowAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AME'S FAT, PILLOWY TITS!!!!
Minidaki
SLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AMESLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AMESLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AMESLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AMESLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AMESLEEPING WITH AME>SLEEPING WITH AME
Stickers for my smart fridge
>pillowoh fuck
OK I NEED THE PILLOW
AME CUSHION WHAT THE FUCK HITSU YOU GOD
>Cushion>not a Dakioh well, can't win every time
CUSHIONFORTHE PUSHIN
>AME CUSHIONI'm gonna sit on her face
TEAMATE REWARDS
>>31853229Wtf
>stickersZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>cushionBASED, FERTILE, AND YOUTHFUL
>A FUCKING PILLOWUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31853216APOLOGIZE
>>31853221new?
wonder if they are all already sold out
Ame pillow :D
>>31853148Pretty based desu
DELICIOUS AME MERCH
this is reminding me of debut ame
SLEEPING AME PILLOWSLEEPING AME PILLOWSLEEPING AME PILLOWSLEEPING AME PILLOWSLEEPING AME PILLOWSLEEPING AME PILLOW
Man, I haven't heard debut Amelia in a long time
PILLOW BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>31853229What the fuck is a reward card?
>>31853229JESAS
Congratulations Teamates, you got your makura
DAKIMAKURA HOLY SHIT
w-walfie...
STICKERS FUCK YESAME PILLOW FUCK YESSSS
Actually cute
>>31853251That's disappointing
>>31853148FUCK WHITEY
>>31853148>WAITTO PIGGU GO HOOOOOOOOMEBased.
>all this art by some random artistNabimama...
>voice pack
>>31853229HUH
LAUGH AT TEAMATES
>>31853229>Rewards card???????????????????????
>>31853229wut>voicepack
NOOOO MY WAMEHOLE
>>31853251wait a minute...
>>31853029*gets 20k subs*
SLEEPING WITH AME CUSHIONS AAAA
>actually getting a pillowwell that's more than I expected from Cover
>>31853118They'll do them where there are more EN gens. People who expect them right now are being stoopid.
>>31853239jesus it fucking sucks
>>31853229the rrats...
>sleep with myselfTIME TRAVEL SELFCEST CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT A CARD
HOLY SHIT LET'S GOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WAY IM FUCKING BUYING THE CARD
I'M FUCKING THAT CUSHION AS SOON AS I GET IT
>no mousepad
>>31853229Wait...what the fuck anon
>no more couponscouponbros...
FUCKING GARBAGE MERCH HAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED TEAMATES GET FUCKED HAHAHHAHAHHAHAGET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED. A FUCKING CUSHION? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COUPONS ARE DEAD
m-my voice pack...
>>31853200They'll do it on demand for pre-orders unless its autographed stuff.
OH SHIT WE UPGRADED FROM COUPONS!!!!?
>>31853192Damn, it really is.lol
>The most expensive option is less than $100IM GONNA FUCKING BUY IT ALL, I CAN USE ALL THIS SHIT
Very cute merch! Enjoy, teamates!
>Ame selling fake IDs
IF YOU DON'T GET A TEAMATE CARD YOU'RE OFFICIALLY NOT A TEAMATE
As a teamate I feel obligated to buy the reward card....
IM GOING TO REDEEM MY POINTS FOR A FREE PAIZURI
Coupon bros, don't look...
I don't want it, but good for you, teamates!
KIARA ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
I NEED THAT CARD
OH NO NO NO COUPONS ARE NOW OBSOLETE
>>31853137Nah, conceivably someone like Korone, Haachama, or Coco could call in for a bit. Though Coco hasn't talked to the ENs on stream at all, has she?
>>31853251WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S HERE
Cupons are fucking dead
>>31853251Enma? Did you post this early?
>>31853200She said it's made to order, won't sellout
so what is the rewards card??
Onahole bros... Oppai mousepad chads...
SLEEPING ON AME!
BUY PILLOW COIN!SELL KEYCHAIN COINSELL STICKER COIN!SELL CARD COIN!
>>31853229WHO ARE YOU
>upgraded from coupons to a rewards cardkek
HITSU IS LITERALLY HAVING SEX WITH AMELIA DAILY
sit on ame's face!
AAHHHH I NEEED IT ALL
VOICE PACK HOLY SHIT
SWEET AND SALTY
SWEATER AME EROTIC UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sweet and Salty voice pack.