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EAT THE BUGS
nice early
>Australia has hunter spidersHuntsMan spider to be preciseBoys are huge and literally everywhere, they used to chase be down the street all the way home as a kid when I came across themThese are what would have tested her resolve and made her more capable of handling spiders
DID SHE JUST MENTION A FUCKING SCORPION?!
>>30921090Thanks Haachama
>>30921090where's the haachama op faggot
There's a tarantula being digested in Haachama's stomach RIGHT NOW
>mixed bugs on Haachama's next streamPlease no more...
>>30921061well there's a new sexgoal
At least Amelia would never eat something as disgusting as this
>>30921090AAAAAAAAAAAA
You're welcome cunts
I can't believe Haachama's done this.
yummy tarantula mmm
>>30920996prove it rap the same verse of Godzilla as mori
i want to shoot cum on haachama while she slurs her words and tries to speak english
I'd rather eat soggy pizza than a fuckin spider
>>30921114Makes me think of the thumbs up from terminator
>Afric*t has a collab with N*koreen coming up>N*koreen is modded in K**pa's chat>the african desert cat and the turtle mommy could plausibly collab in the future
The world will kneel eventually
Next time Haachama will be eating this.
Man she still eating it
>>30921123>Haachama forces her to when she and the other EN girls visit japan
is she getting sick?I fucking hope so
>>30921134She probably done worse back in straya.
>>30921108Australia seriously has giant spiders chasing people down the streets?
Did someone already post this from the A Way Out stream earlier?
Currently in Mel/Suisei Minecraft collab rehabilitation after Haachama's Tarantula Terror friends, where we at?
I can't believe Haachama ate a thick ass spider
>"money is nice and being rich is good"ollie why are you suddenly so based?
RATE THE STREAM
>>30921123COVID needs to end so Ame and Hachama can have a bug eating off collab.
Did you enjoy Ina's karaoke?
I invoke the Beating Dead!Lurking from the shadows, we no longer!Omen of the Unholy Friday reveals itselfVicious mockeries of Death's Apprentice intensifiesEven then, we will weather this raging stormDeadbeats, gather for our ritual!Eviscerate our fallen brothers and sistersMay the antituber storm drown the rrats in the wallsOne day we may rid ourselves of ghostlings, antis and shippersNo mercy for the unworthy, no rest for the faithfulDiablerie is the only fate to those of weak willImmolate their wicked souls as burnt offer to the Dark LadyCastigate their sinful flesh with a lash for every sinful thoughtEnd our suffering, Mori Calliope, set us free!
>>30921151Wrong board, friend
>>30921151Off collab where K**pa brings her arsenal of guns to S. Africa and they gun down whoever keeps shooting shit in the streets.
>>30921108I remember hearing from a tarantula hobbyist YT channel that huntsman spiders are actually scarier and more difficult to handle than tarantulas because they're so fucking fast while being almost as big.
>>30921177I never actually watched mel. Doesn't she have a l2d?
anyone have other holo's reactions in chat? i think kiara and nene stopped by
Asian girls will eat a fucking hairy tarantula or crack open a fruit bat to eat it but say "no" when you want a kiss from them
>>30921151>>>/trash/and no shit, Koopa knows who Africat is and Koopa is getting bigger
>>30921108Worse part is that they aren't even that dangerous, but they're just aggressive and fucking scary. Had too many of the fuckers try to sneak up on me while sleeping.
https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Salted-Canned-Tarantula/dp/B01C0R1TU0/ref=pd_lpo_325_t_0/138-8021869-0083026?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01C0R1TU0&pd_rd_r=7b3f20a0-2a03-45a2-b448-110358ced699&pd_rd_w=1567X&pd_rd_wg=7H0Ne&pf_rd_p=7b36d496-f366-4631-94d3-61b87b52511b&pf_rd_r=D360E4F09MS2P3YXVNY8&psc=1&refRID=D360E4F09MS2P3YXVNY8Found your spider
>>30921182Money Launderer/10$
>>30921108Not scary enough compare to tunnelweb spider
>>30921108You have giant spiders chasing kids? What the fuck is wrong with Australia?
>>30921160Ogre spiders are fucking sweet, but only like an inch long
>>30921123WEAK
>>30921108I hate spiders, but that one looks really cool.
>>30921175YAB
ZEBRA SPIDER IS SOUTH EAST ASIAN FOODFBK MIKO DOG AND MATULI ATE BUGS BEFOREHOLY SHIT STOP BLAMING AUSTRALIA
>>30920964She's more quiet in the Minecraft ones than others, mostly because her priority is making sure everything's going smoothly for the others. She wasn't as quiet in, say, Secret Neighbor and no one really called her out for such during that one.
>>30921182depressed ollie/10
>>30921175>J-chan
>>30921185It needs to end so Ame can fly to gura's house
>>30921123Remember when people though Ame would be EN's Haachama based on her debut? I'm glad we got a cute shy gremlin instead.
>>30921174Yeah mateHuntsmans don't even spin webs, they eat by chasing down their prey. \
>>30921175>J-ChanIT'S HIM (also is that a fucking Guts avatar)
>>30921177I'm glad I had a vomit bag ready
>>30921127roflmao
>>30921232TUMMY
>>30921186Indeed
>>30921174Spiders are fucking territorial, they don't hunt you down because you're too big most of the time. But these faggots...
>>30921120>tfw you will never be a tarantula digested by Haachama
Thank god i live in a frozen european shithole with little to no bugs.
>>30921160FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKING HOLY FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING HEART ALMOST POPPED OUT OF MY CHEST YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE TESTICLE CUM SLURPING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
>>30921175>enma using the enma art Ina made>padoru padoru as statuscute!!!
>>30921175yab
>>30921175>L*serB*itAAAAAAAAAAAAlso whose J-chan?
>>30921213next stream you see the packet opened with a knifenice hiss
>>30921186Immensely. I wish it was what I watched right before bed instead of Haachama eating a tarantula.
>>30921213>$25It's cheap huh
>>30921175>J-ChanOH NO THE RRAT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
>>30921175Damn the compression. Can't see shit captain.
>>30921160
>>30921146Oh, one of the uploads of her third verse is now her most watched clip from karaokes, 231K views. If she pulls the whole thing off, then the upload of that can potentially get big.
>>30921213>Haachama didn't read the warning in English that says you should burn off the hair all over the body before eating it
CAN THE OP OF THE SHE'S HERE PASTEBIN AS WELL AS OTHER PASTEBIN ANONS DOUBLECHECK THEIR STUFF. PASTEBIN NUKED EVERYTHING AND ONLY OP'S CAN REVIVE THE LINKS
>>30921218Penal colony, please understand.
>>30921151Inb4 they start their own group and collab with Sora
>>30921186I was wageslaving while listening to the stream. Pon pon pon and Soul Sisters were the best part.
>>30921258meds
>>30921213UMM ARACHNIDFAGS??
>>30921174Australia has everything chasing people down the streets.
>>30921240what the fuck
The tarantula is from Newport Jerky Company if any anons want to try it
>>30921303FUCK YOU
>>30921209Most gooks will start chowing down on live bugs without a second thought due to being raised in horrible poverty and oppressions since roughly the dawn of humanity . The Japanese are more evolved than those rice-monkeys but its not out of bounds that can eat disgusting shit now and then too
>>30921108reminds me of king crabstill scary though
>>30921271Nice gusset
Kiara has finally learned to respect the Chama.
Would you eat bugs for Haachama?
>>30921218You're talking about the same country that killed the crocodile hunter. Yeah, that place is the closest to hell as it's going to get. They have trees and bushes that just randomly explode and catch on fire in the summer.
>>30921127this brings me back
>>30921175Is that A-chan below AO?
>>30921108look like a nice pet desu. put one of those cunts on a leash
>>30921182Pressure from being watch by her senpais got to her the whole stream. Also, she sold out. 8/10, saw a new side from Ollie.
>>30921283Best I could get at 1080p. Looks that way on my screen from the video itself, was only on screen for like 3 frames.
>>30921239She's not?
>>30921175it looks like each girl does actually have their own managers + 2 other unknown peoplenothing THAT yab though, besides us now knowing the existence of several managers.
>>30921175I guess this confirms that Enma and Ao-chan are different people at least.
>>30921108WHAT IN TARNATION?!
>>30921290THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAYITS ACTUALLY BAD FOR HER STOMACH
>>30921258
>>30921175the only remotely interesting thing about this is that it shoots the "Ao-chan is Enma" rrat in the head
>>30921108is it just a weird perspective or is that spider legit the same size as a small dog
>>30921350Could support the "2 tiers of managers" thing
>>30921175Kiara... why the fuck do you have full monitor capture enabled under the game layer?
>>30921175>J-chan Jackie Chan
>>30921174Yes>>30921204They are incredibly fast, even running full speed as a kid the one chasing me was right behind me, they literally don't spin webs but directly hunt and attack their prey with speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQucp31n0c
>>30921175>Loserbait
>>30921175What? No way. I didn't see that. Cute that her discord's in German.
>>30921358fuck you
>>30921290No need to worry anon haachamas stomach is actually different from normal humans
>>30921212>Had too many of the fuckers try to sneak up on me while sleepingThanks for reminding me to never set foot on Australian soil ever
>>30921350>>30921175Does this mean AO-Chan is a manager?
>>30921329Haachama doesn't fuck aroundhttps://streamable.com/4juacw
>>30921331Why not?
>>30921363Weird perspective. It's the end of a broom.
>>30921283On the offline list:>Gura>???>AO-chan>A-chan>L*serb*it
>>30921340Yeah that's A-Chan, she's probably there for Mori and Kiara... I still wonder who the hell the Guts avatar is but the one feeding the rrats the most is l*oserbai and J-Chan
>>30921375It was only up for a couple frames.
>>30921358AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30921363It's probably weird perspective. It looks like it's sitting on a broom
>>30921283Can anyone make out the first part of EMMA'S name? The last 3 letters are YAB but I can't make out the rest.
>>30921240Isn't that more because they are chasing after your shadow as that is where they would hide most of the time? I assume on an open road a passerby would be one of the few sources of a shadow.
>>30921340yep
>>30921283Why are some of these blurred out? Sus.
>>30921175>>30921283>The Ancient OneI'm pretty sure that it was killed before, but if not we can bury the AO is Enma-chan narrative. Also below them is Yuujin A. Wonder how good her eigo is.
>>30921358Man, this is cute
>>30921175So Enma and Ao-chan confirmed different people..
>>30921401>>30921391oh thank god
>>30921333Between that and their cucked as fuck government bending them over I dont know why they dont off themselves en masse to escape
>>30921358YAB
>>30921108Aren't those harmless to humans?
>>30921353It's the only way for her to learn.
>>30921375Her steam is in german too.
>>30921269>>30921374who?
>>30921283>>30921394>>30921269So who the fuck IS Loserbait, then? Just another manager? I thought someone said he was some random dude from the holo community back then?
>>30921353she has an incinerator chamber in place of a stomach she'll be fine
>>30921381To be fair, I live in a shithole of a house with more holes than the average rrat narrative. Doesn't help the family loves leaving doors and windows open to practically invite them and any fucking mosquitos directly into the house.That being said this place is still a shithole please save me
>>30921175>fahnen.pngflags.png
>>30921175>Gura is the only one not online
The fact that there's a guts avatar in their user list makes me think that they're Gura's manager it would make sense since of the guts chumbuddies seen here... they know too much about this place
>>30921371>"Man that is so cool">not a hint of fear in his voiceAustralians are a different breed
>>30921290Yeah she's gonna have a rough night. Tarantula hairs are chitinius spikes meant to embed in soft tissue and get stuck, causing pain and irritation. They fling their hairs into predator's eyes for defense and some species even have venom in them. They're basically evolved specifically to give you an upset stomach so animals are less likely to eat them.
>>30921353her stomach is bad for the spider
>>30921160I don't get arachnophobia. I can see how one scuttling around quickly might be unnerving, but still images seem as inoffensive as any other "bug" picture.
>>30921175>master hand kishiwho
>>30921174Australia is literally God's version of hard mode.
>>30921290>>30921353>>30921436https://www.thailandunique.com/edible-insects-bugs/canned-edible-tarantula-spider>Cooking instructions: The Tarantula is ready to eat from the bag, you can eat every part. Some people prefer to remove the tiny hairs before eating, this can be done by holding over a gas flame or placing in the oven at high heat for a few minutes.The hair doesn't seem that harmful
>>30921358i bet your forum signatures are epic
>>30921371Casper...don't look...
*sips* Yep, that's a Gura.
>>30921186It was the first one I managed to catch, considering everyone was saying she wasn't very good before I was astonished by how powerful her performance was. I mean she's not Gura's level, but for someone who clearly has no training or any background in singing it's really impressive.
>>30921108Cunts or not, I would haul ass from that country if I had to deal with living under the same roof with these fucks.
>>30921275>cheapThat's my weekly groceries budget
>>30921175>red = talents>purple = branch manager>turqouise = personal manager
>>30921175Excluding HoloEN and ENMa, I can make out:>J-chan>Master hand_Kishi >??>Shinove >AO-chan>A-chan>L*serbaitCompletely unknowns are J-Chan, Kishi, and the one above Shinove.
>>30921175I think the biggest takeaway from this is KIARA HAS HER FUCKING TASKBAR LOCKED TO THE TOP OF HER SCREEN. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!
>>30921459>Urticating hairs (setae) are found in about 90% of the species of tarantula (spiders of the family Theraphosidae) found in the New World. They are not found in tarantulas from other parts of the world.The hairs aren't good for the stomach but only new world tarantulas seem to shoot them at enemies.
>>30921283>>30921175Nobody is gonna mention Master hand kishi? Who's that?
>>30921108thing is, they're already found in Japanhttps://youtu.be/OIt9LbjYWLI
>>30921464it's the hairsthe hairs are the worst
>>30921444Pre-Amepocalpyse "yab" where Ame had streamer mode turned off and loserbait messaged her about the stream. /hlgg/ flipped out thinking they were having sex with his trans-Pacific penis.
>>30921468Sub-Saharan Africa is much worse.
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1340238767701938176 uh oh
>>30921269>>30921447I must be blind, where are you guys seeing Loserbait?
>>30921108This has to be fake, right?
>>30921175No, probably because a yab the length of 4 frames is unlikely to get noticed live. Checking it out in the VOD though, the frames are very noticeable.
>>30921464its not logical, its pure instinct. I usually have no problem killing spiders around my house but ill be almost shitting myself the entire time
>>30921175Who tf is L*serb*it and why do people think it's that person when the name is perfectly blocked out by chicken's hat
>>30921175>adblock and not ublockCHICKEN THE FUCK
>>30921506previous yab discord image
>>30921108Christ, what the fuck Australia?
>>30921488it works really well imo
>>30921506The pink icon. He didn't change it, so we know it's him.
>>30921447He's the resident janitor of this thread
>>30921488That's Chrome. Her taskbar is right there at the bottom.
>>30921283I mean this being their official disc. all those people are managers and or chat wranglers
>>30921450>Save meIf it require me going to where you are, you're on your fucking own. I give you money, but I'm afraid of THAT turning into some creature that ends up trying to kill you.
ORANGE SPIDER GUTS
>>30921519Better tweet it to herShe reads them for some unholy reason
>>30921447He's not a manager but he is cover support staff
>>30921447>managerMost likely not, probably just some community manager / moderator or something. He doesn't seem to have the same role as A-chan and Enma.
>>30921385>>30921175seems like AO-chan is a manager.and the ENma = AO narrative is dead.i think i see A-chan right bellow AO-chan?that master hand kishi fella and J-chan are odd since we've never heard of them before.also kiara having her discord in german is cute.
>>30921175>>30921486Gura is offline above Shinove, actually.Excluding HoloEN and ENMa, I can make out:>J-chan>Master hand_Kishi>Shinove>AO-chan>A-chan>L*serbaitWho is J-chan and Kishi, rrats?
rate my drawing anons. :)
>>30921488I have mine lock on the right side of the screen
>Your oshi>If humans became extinct, would you rather want dogs or robots to rule the world?
>>30921485Then who the fuck is J-chan?!
>>30921457I mean when theirs shit that can actually kill you big spiders are probably just a novelty.
>>30921501>/hlgg/ flipped out thinking they were having sex with his trans-Pacific penis.Shit, there are now two people with dicks that long?
>>30921175So what's the Japanese say?
>>30921175
>>30921551Their boyfriends of course.
>>30921406https://youtu.be/Iw3JrbS4nV0?t=208Much better than you'd expect from the Holos, at least.
>>30921553sex
>>30921519whats the difference again
>>30921182My little adorable sellout /10
>>30921175>>30921283Best I could do
>>30921503Yeah, maybe. Honey Badger alright tho
>>30921175>>30921283>Shinove is an actual personEnma should do something similar then
>>30921459I'm sure this bitch can drink water from Mexico and still be fine. And that is still Aquafina compared to what's in the Philippines.
>>30921551J-chan is almost definitely cover staff similar to A-chan and T-chan and if I had to guess Kishi is another manager
>>30921553shit
>>30921175>J-chan (who?)>Master hand_Kishi (who)>Enma>???>AO (confirmed not Enma)>A-chan>HIMAlso a little worth noting that the ENs names are in red, while the others are different colors. MHK might be Kiara or Mori's manager (guessing from the japanese status), LB might be Ame's (here we go again), and AO is probably Ina's.
>>30921175So was the J that logged on during Gura's RFA stream actually someone working at Cover?
>>30921516The icon matches
>>30921551I'm Kishi. I work as a designated BWC provider and the girls call me to satisfy their needs
can't wait for the Haachama Sopa De Macaco cooking stream
>>30921553reps/10
>>30921175do you have a timestamp or was this removed in the VOD
>>30921560GuraI have more faith in well programmed Robots
>>30921551Who's Shinove?
>>30921501Imagine spoonfeeding newfags instead of just linking thishttps://files.catbox.moe/iufg13.webm
>>30921560Ame>implying said robots aren't just the next step in humanity's evolution
>>30921602Holostars Manager, chad guy.
>>30921505What the FUCK
>>30921602Holostars manager
>>30921560>Kiara>pic related
>>30921597Anon your eye reps...
>>30921581Wonder which of those managers are here right now.
>>30921560AmeDogs because they're too dumb to do anything stupid.
>>30921590That would be fucking hilarious
>>30921597it's literally in the image, anonchama...
>>30921175>>30921565>スタジオ俺もってTOマンAt least, I think that's what it says. I think it's something like "I'm in the studio too, man."
>>30921486we know j-chan tho
>>30921501>/hlgg/ flipped out thinking they were having sex with his trans-Pacific penisIt was that for the first few minutes, but then people looked into things and found him saying some creepy shit on different sites.
>>30921562My guess is either Mori's or Kiara's personal manager since Ame didn't stream at that time
>>30921595the perfect dish for the joe rogan fear factor collab
>>30921607>Holostars ManagerHOLOSTARS EN CONFIRMED AND THAT THEY'LL BE ON THE SAME SERVER???
>>30921590Not a chance. Staff would know she's streaming and know better than to trigger a potential yab.
>>30921551>Kishidunno, can anyone translate what it says under his name?
>>30921175So which manager is the one babysitting us?
>>30921576Adblock is paid to hard whitelist ads and trackers. It's the reason why uBlock Origin became a thing.
>>30921589Nah, Ames manager is a girl. The only person with a confirmed male manager is Moro, as stated in the podcast.
>>30921560MoonaRobots because there's a chance they might augment me and let me become one of their kin. Dogs will just make me pick up their shit.
>>30921108Alright, i'm turning down my scholarship to australia
>>309216480/10thighs not big enough
>>30921175The other ones besides Enma and AO might be personal managers for each of the girls or other technical staff that helps them with stream related stuff or checking for or getting game/music permissions.
>>30921641I think you're overestimating their staff...
>>30921175So which ones go on /jp/?Which one is sharkmeido?
>>30921553More art reps / 10
>>30921175god i've wanted to see the hololive EN discord for so long and now i'm finally getting the chance. it feels good, anons.
Why does Kiara keep letting shit leakWHO THE FUCK IS DRINK
>>30921581>ENMA>padoru padoru
>>30921641Loserbait...
>>30921652>>30921576Ublock also comes with the ability to block and alter CSS elements so you can remove terrible shit that they stuff into websites like the trending tab on twitter.
>>30921677Did you somehow miss the first couple of glances we've already had
>>30921679me sorry
>>30921679I was just offering to let 10chou use me, since she was obviously thirsty as fuck during that stream.
It really does feel like we're rrats that go crazy for any crumb of info we get
>>30921447He a translator and I think quite after the first month
>>30921652oh right so there WAS a reason
>>30921666i can believe this.they could be the guys that kiara checks with when she goes to ask about if she can sing this song or not.
>>30921677I want to see the messages in their channels and the DMs they share with each other, there's no way in hell they haven't talked to each other with roomate names when in DMs
>>30921552>seems like AO-chan is a manager.she doesn't seem to have the same role as Enma and A-chan though, so she could be something below a manager.
>>30921175Who is L*serbait and what did he do again?
>>30921175God damn. I thought this was fake at first because i didn't see it happen during the live. LITERALLY A SINGLE FRAME
>>30921653En-padoru padoru-Ma probably manages all three girls in NA
>>30921692its ok, just be mindful when shes streaming
>>30921604>That guy knew polkas room-mate That's the bigger rrat
>>30921679That's a friend request. She probably forgot to turn them off.
>>30921358Freaked me out even though I expected it...
>>30921596>>30921676i normally don't respond this way and i mean you're right and all but LET'S SEE YOUR DRAWINGS YOU COLOSSAL FAGS and then tell me to work on my reps
>>30921708archive reps
>>30921679Isn’t that just a friend request from some rando?
>>30921707Assistant manager prehaps?
Would you?
>>30921547next karaoke if she has ads during it I'll tweet it at her
>>30921473I hear 009 Sound System in the background...
>>30921679>people already forgot ina leaking the minecraft chatlog, how live2d rooms work, and the live2d phone UI.
>>30921641>Cover>competence and common sense
>>30921679probably one of us faggots
>>30921706Overly curious pieces of shits like you deserve a very slow death.
>>30921679Cover really needs to get her to stop using monitor capture before she leaks something actually YA BE
So it's a 50/50 at this point that Jay may or may not be just a manager (J-chan), right? Still an unfortunate coincidence that name is too close to one of the guys closely associated with HER.
>>30921635Looks more like 電 or 竜 than 俺
>>30921708pre-amegeddon starter, messaged Ame about stream issues when she forgot to put on streamer mode, schizos went mad and then it eventually led to them to dig even more about Ame which led to October 1st
>>30921679Have you never used Steam dumbass?
Time to sleep, I hope when I wake up I'll have some good rrats to read about the managers / CMs since I'll sure you niggers will find out stuff about them.
>>30921614>>30921634sorry, I'm still not over the haachama spider
>>30921742L2d UI was leaked ages ago by JPs
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1340239497011765250ArchitectsWe're back in business.
>>30921674Sharkmeido is J-chanStands for "Janitor-chan""-chan" matches up with the secret narrative here that Sharkmeido is actually a girl.
>>30921666>technical staffwith how many hitches the girls have, they're not doing a good job imo. i remember Kiara calling Ame to solve problems with her capture card before.
>>30921581>gura's name is completely censored out/invisible besides a faint trident-shaped JPEG artifact
>>30921742That's just the live2d interface on their app. The way she's capturing for the stream has potential to go much worse.
>>30921706why would they? do you refer to all your online friends by their real name?
>>30921674Well we know for a fact that Loserbait goes on /jp/, still don't know about the others.
>>30921604Props to whoever made this video, it was both engaging and hilarious.
>>30921653>The only person with a confirmed male manager is Moro, as stated in the podcast.I thought that wasn't her "manger" manger but someone from cover if you get what I mean
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1340231334451560449>Kiara vomiting at the thought of Haachama eating a spider>Now retweeting a picture of the spider itselfWhat's wrong with this girl?
J CHAN IS J*Y OH NONONONONONONNONOONONONONONNOONNONO
>>30921763Excellent... she should order 2 pizzas just to be safe though...
>>30921175This is the closest thing I've found to the identity of J-Chan, seems kind of odd that he's a Nijisanji fansubber though. I'm guessing he's an official translator for Hololive JP, which is kind of funny. It's too much of a coincidence otherwise, I think.https://twitter.com/Jeichan_V
>>30921501>>30921637And then Oct 1st happened and set a new bar for yabs. It was a more innocent time.>>30921718I think you need to read that more clearly. He's talking about a different vtuber and relating it to Nobuhime's retirement.
>>30921763>So i just ordered bulgogi,okonomiyaki,bungeoppang and jajangmyeon for tonight>If that’s not enough, I’ll make sure to order some pizza good lord thank you
>>30921767rrat
>>30921752jaydeeVA's name is joel, not jay. check HER awoo video description. you've all been chasing after a lie.
>>30921763
Why are all the discord "yabs" so boring... I want to see cute behind the scenes conversations between the girls.
Do you think Holo is gonna do regular cook/eat gross shit streams since this one seemed pretty successful?
>>30921788>nijirrats!?
>>30921734Maybe, could also just be a community manager.
>>30921797Cute
>>30921798say sike right now
>>30921788He also translates for the official Niji english channel
>>30921788I thought the letters were just james bond esque code names.
>>30921767I'll dig with this narrative
>>30921788He gives me pakoraito vibes, I don't like this rrat.
>>30921812Gooruh?????
>>30921810>>30921812
>>30921604man and I thought that was a bad time to be a teamate
>>30921798Based rrat exterminator.
>>30921788Seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
haachama's food poisioning gave everyone in this thread mental poisoning
>>30921812hello, gura.
>>30921788works in the industry, this might unironically be him
>>30921798That's one rrat dispelled then, thank goodness.||Kiara the rratbuster busts a rrat again, this time on accident. Cool||
>>30921812Gura, fill us in on who's who
>>30921797About damn time we got farmer Gura fan art
>>30921763A project rekindled? I am excited.
>>30921841go back
>>30921752You guys driving him suicidal...
>>30921782That's a chance. But we know the manager for Gura/Ina/Ame is just probably just AO-chan and Enma, as she's in the US as proven by her l4d ping. People like Loserbait, A-Chan, Homostar man and probably this J-chan girl are all in Japan.
>>30921812Spit it out fishbrain
>>30921798Surprised no one pointed that out earlier
>>30921763Were we ever truly out of business?
>>30921677>>30921689>There are unironic newfags among us how don't remember the first time Ame showed what their discord looks like
Yeah, rrats are too uppity now. Thread is no fun. Here's some unity before I go do my art reps.
so how is it schizos notice this shit but the thousands watching the stream don't notice it at all, are rrats really desperate for any crumb they come across?
>>30921798Then who the fuck is Jay? Is it actually her boyfriend?
>>30921798>>30921752Reminder that this guy literally had to private his twitter account because of this.
>>30921867ngl that sounds like they fucked.
>>30921798But my rrat....
>>30921641or Gura retarded for not blocking notification
>>30921803It'd honestly be a good option for batsu games...
>>30921788>A-chan>T-chan>J-chancould be anyone with J in their name anon
>>30921879I also noticed it live, I thought it was just my shitty internet at the time.
>>30921788Wouldn't his discord name be J-san then instead of J-chan?Seems more likely that J-chan is a girl to me.
>>30921881could be the trans friend a rrat said
>>30921831it was hilarious but i was tired seeing retards spamming "her bf" "her manager" "they fucked", etc
>>30921798could still easily use "JAY" as a nintendo account handle
>>30921864Kiara let it slip that her manager has something to do with the ID girls
>>30921873Friends...
>>30921812S....sike, after all this time i was chasing a poor boy...
>>30921881Probably the gay tranny nigger
>>30921269>Also whose J-chan?Jay. Not that Jay, but the Jay that was on Gura's Hololive Nintendo account.
>>30921884Yeah? You ever been called "boy" by someone you've fucked?
>>30921879You are foolish to think we aren't all the schizos
>>30921175Huh less people than I expected in it DESU.
Christmas tummy
>>30921873funny how threads goes on and on about how much they love their girls yet still do things to fuck them over
>>30921881Could just be that J-chan just now, a manager, He said in first post, 50/50
>>30921505Reinchama...
>>30921879It was literally just a couple of frames, a blink and you'll miss it type of deal. Even with the timestamp and going on 0.25 speed it was still hard to find.
>Everyone hates doxxfags >Entire thread obsessed with behind the scenes narrativesYou get what you fucking deserve
>>30921812
>>30921864yeah I feel like for the podcast cover sent one of their own people with mori and not Mori's hololive manager
>>30921881A gay trans nigger with an intercontinental dick.
>>30921788All they post is Niji stuff, also it's Chan, not San.
>>30921604Amazing video
>>30921944dead hours please understand
>>30921934This is the biggest nothingburger though? If anything it's killed rrats.
>>30921902No, look at his Twitter handle. Chan isn't explicitly feminine only, it can also be used as a cutesy name for someone regardless of gender.
>>30921932Holy shit, uuoohhh
>>30921108This is how you know Kiara isn't from Australia. She'd tell so many stories like this if she were.
>>30921175You guys should drop by reddit sometimes
>>30921879Most people in here split their attention betweent he thread and the stream, so a 2 frame yab is very hard to pick out live.
How does she always stay so calm, cool, and collected? What's her secret?
>>30921879because it doesn't matter in the end for most viewers, it's literally ammo for schizos to shit up more narratives muh bf, muh fucked
>>30921108This honestly isnt that bad. Spiders are the least of your worries in oz. The real danger are the fucking birds. FUCK magpies. One of the fucks knocked me off my bike as a kid and knocked me out cold. I woke up in an ambulance with a concussion and still have amnesia from it to this day. Cost me a hefty grand for the bill too. Only foreigners are scared of the spiders.
When the fuck did this become lolcow?
shion yo
>>30921763Streamings a part of Hololive you know, but you gotta look at the person streaming. THIS FAT SON OF A BITCH IS-TELLS ALL OF US WHO'VE BEEN WORLD STREAMERS BEFORE, BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS FOR 1-2 YEARS AND THIS FAT SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA EAT ALL OF FOOD....SHE'S FAT! I- I'm gonna k- I don't c- If she don't- ...I'll make her bleed!
>>30921949But why? If I was her manager I would want to be there for the chance of a major Yab fest. It seems like it's only right for them to do so.
>>30921928I was called a good boy>>30921932best thing about the season is the cute winter fan art
>>30921961>Kiara isn't from Australiaits a meme because Austria
>>30921962>tfwTHEY'RE HERE
>>30921971imagine being afraid of birdslmaoing @ ur life
>>30921959J-chan sounds like a fag.
>>30921928anon I just want to shitpost at this moment since there are 0 streams going on.
>>30921967She pents up the rage deep inside and takes it out on her vag afterwards.
>>30921754So he's basically what he is, a manager.I'm going to be honest and admit that I started following holos shortly before Ina's first Watchalong and didn't follow the threads at all for a while but all of this seems like nothingburgers and it's just people trying to feel bigger about knowing "forbidden information" in a similar manner to dox videos on youtube.
>>30921553iofi/10
Just woke up, whose perspective do I watch for the Minecraft collab?Or is there a convenient way to view all 5 in one window? Holotools just pops up a new tab for the youtube video, for past streams.
>>30921962NIGGER-SENPAI!?
>kangaroo udon soonuh oh
>>30921930Actually, you're right. List ends on loserbait, other than girls themselves, it's only 7 people, with only 3-5 actively managing stuff. I guess it's normal for a small software company.
>>30921944SEA hours
Okay weebs, explain this to me>Pekora had a big stream to reveal to her mother that she was s Hololive Vtuber to celebrate 1M subs>Pekora and her mother live together>Pekora's career as a Vtuber has earned her well into 6 figures (usd) these past two years>Pekora traveled to other streamers and the Cover office during this time>Pekora's mother somehow didn't know that her daughter was a Vtuber this timeAm I really supposed to believe this?
>>30921932This little mesugaki SLUT I can see her underwear
>>30921962yeah j-chan is just another cover janny
>>30921967Heroin
>>30921967MMO tard wrangling experience and gacha disappointment rolls.
>>30921753looks more like 篭
>>30921934>>30921944I hate SEA prime/EU noon hours. Retards post too much unnecessary shit. This time it's a nothingburger but it still upsets dbraps who become compelled to dig yet again.
>>30921798But Joel first letter is still J right? Still possible that its HIM
>>30921782It could be a high manger staff sent by cover for in person stuff
>>30921967She's an artist so she probably buries it deep down and explodes into a ball of rage at the end of the week.
>>30921785https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1340239658047836160
>>30921980They've always been here, anon...
>>30921987He's not a manager. He's a translator in JP.
>>30921971lel this guy got his ass kicked by a bird
>>30921932mmm...
>>30921999No, hired mom
>>30921962EnmaAoN-chanA-chanT-chanS-sanM-sannow J-chan?
As a Takodachi was the 5 man collab worry watching or was she non existent there again?
>>30921999>Am I really supposed to believe this?Yes. Not because her mom thought peko didn't have a job. But because her mom thought peko was a JAV idol
I think japs aren't as scary of bugs/spiders as we are since they got fuckers like this flying around ready to divebomb you at a moment's notice or those centipede things they have that are venomous and like to hide in your bedsheets, tarantula doesn't seem so bad in comparsion
>>30921993I watched Kiara's. She was having fun and messed around a lot.
>>30921999Kayfabe
>>30921999You don't actually have to disclose your income to your parents. I'm also skeptical though
I just came here to call Gura a slut and you guys are doing this shit?What the fuck?
>>30921981>>30922026https://nationalpost.com/news/world/australian-birds-have-weaponized-fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRN48wMV64Reminder Mel and Suisei are being very cute today. Please catch Mel before she disappears for another 3 months.
>>30922026country lost a fuckin war to birds what do you expect
>>30921841Go back discordnigger
>>30921999yeah sure, why not
>>30921984Fuck you anon! Go watch JP holos! Mel needs your help!
>>30921962>N-SenpaiNIGGERMAN
>>30922033Hmmm, what is this anagram
>>30921999It was probably true at the time she first brought it up but by the time she reached 1 mil and did her reveal her mom knew all about it. Some rrats say the woman on stream wasn't even her real mom, so who knows.
>Everyone fixated on J-chan that they have forgotten MASTER HAND KISHIWhat the fuck did he do to be titled "Master Hand"?
>>30922045Yeah, you have a problem with it, bitch boy?
>>30922063He's fingered everyone in hololive
>>30921971Fuck off spider
>>30922035You are no tako if you don't feel the priestess presence at all times and yes it is worth watching.
>>30921971I've been chased by a coastal taipan twice and cannot count on he number of king browns I've nearly stepped on/disturbed while working on stations. Magpies aren't that bad.
>>30922035It was a great collab overall, all 5 of them had their moments to shine.
>>30921757kek
>>30922037>Pekomom thought her daughter was doing porn>she supported it to the point she was thinking of joining inNow this is my rrat.
>>30922026Please understand, Aussies have never recovered after losing the Emu War.
>>30922063probably the dude sex talked about
>>30922063His hand is master race
>>30921803>The girls now have to shove big black sp0drs into their mouth for the coming contentsJesus, that would be fucking hilarious. Doing such things would move them closer to being actual idorus.
>>30921999I think her singing or loud peko voice echoing through the house would have made it obvious something was up pretty fast
>>30922063Smash bros reference probably.
>>30922063Its a high level Yagoo associate. Not just a manager-san
>>30922021Thanks for the clarification.
>>30921999Her whole family were vtubers all this time
>>30922035She had some pretty fun moments, though you should watch it regardless. It was good.
>>30921763Rome wasn't built in a day
>>30922063KISHA ZA PUSSYHANDO
>>30922063makes Mori cum good with their master hand skills
>>30922063He's the puppet master who creates the narratives here.
I thought after the Mel shit they had female managers?
>>30922035Ina surprisingly made a bigger presence than Ame. The part where she shitflings censor bleeps with Kiara in particular is hilarious, and she got to oversee the christmas cake project too.
>>30922049>static modelseh?
>>30922063They have one male prostitute on staff to satisfy all the girls needs
>>30921999The Japanese react to embarrassing things by pretending they dont exist and covering them up. Her mom probably thought she was camwhoring and maybe actual whoring herself out and did the proper Yamato Nadeshinko action of pretending it didnt happen and lying to everyone she saying her daughters was a NEET that did nothing but play video games. She is probably relived that shes just a cartoon rabbit that plays Minecraft and her being one of the most most successful vtubers is icing on the cake
does gura and ame's relationship appear to be strained to anyone else? lately it seems like ame doesn't want to acknowledge her and when she does it's very begrudgingly. that's not all, though; ame just seems to be very out of it in general. she's streaming so much, too... trying to escape the wintertime sads, perhaps.
>>30922091ABAYO
>>30921999Her mom thought she's a camwhore.
>>30922045Kys faggot
>>30922061Stupidest rrat ever with 0 evidence.
>>30921944Deep down everyone is addicted to the naRRATives and any potential drama.
>>30922091MEIDOS!
>>30921962T-chan might be "The Ancient Ones". Fits since the assumption is AO is a girl.
>>30922010>dbrapsDrink blech you tribalistic faggot, why the fuck would we do some shit that would create more ammo schizos to try to hurt our girls with?
>>30921993>go to watch tab>add video>youtube link>paste urls>try your hardest to sync all the videosAme was on camera duty and didn't talk much so there's not much point in watching her outside of her outro
>>30921975Which Holo is the math professor?
>>30922063Programmer and 3D artist, has a similar name on twitter.
I'm genuinely curious seanigs, what makes you so obsessed with vtubers private lives?
>>30922127>AO is a girl>when Gura called him a good boy
>>30922104They do. At least the NA trinity does. Enma and AO-chan are girls and are both in NA.
So is J-chan actually J**?
>>30922127nah, t-chan is social media and ao is chat janny
>>30921999im pecors mom yes all true
>>30921999Pekomom actually said she knew her daughter was some kind of streamer, she just didn't know that she was a vtuber with a million subs. To Pekomom, Pekora was just probably someone who barely had any recognition and was going out to dance practice because even before she was Pekora she used to do dance practices.
>>30921944To err is human.
afraid of a few bugs?
>>30922113Seasonal depression isn't a thing when you live in the part of the US that doesn't have winter
>>30922091DELETE THIS
>>30921771>>30921704>>30921666There is no way in hell they have technical staff that helps the talent. They have some many retarded issues that anyone with even the most basic computer knowledge could solve in an instant.
>>30922144fun detective work
>>30921175Why doesn't Kiara have Streamer Mode on?
>>30921841>he thinks the Cover discord has anyone but Cover employees
>>30921879OP here, the pause before it showed up caused me to pay attention while watching live. Literally like 5 minutes before posting I remembered that happening and went back and checked. Didn't expect much but here we are.
>>30922145AO-Chan is a trap.
>>30922113
>>30922147read the thread
>>30922144Not a SEAnig but pretty sure these guys just want the girls to have bfs so that they can masturbate to them being fucked on live stream
So, chumguts is Gura's mod?
>>30922147>Chan>Malepick one
>>30921934It only takes one guy to piss in the broth before the soup's spoiled.
Janny-chan I know you're here
>>30922155She seriously stumbled over her words when Pekora mentioned she had a million subs so I can believe that
>>30921175Only things of worth taking away from this:>A-Chan & Shinove (Holostars Manager) are in touch with Hololive EN>Master hand_Kishi uses an Ankimo avatar, probably tech support of some kind>EnMa loves FGO, is also not Ao-chan>That greasy loser who bragged about going to love hotels in Japan and yab'd in an early Ame stream is still a part of HoloEN>J-chan is either an official translator for Nijisanji or someone else entirely, coincidence is kind of unlikely>Kiara records her fucking desktop instead of the game for some reason
>>30922117She was though
>>30922147Is it safe now to type those three letters uncensored? Today's discover if anything proved that the Jay yab was never a yab in the first place.
>>30922144I'm not a seanig and I don't care about their private lives that much but happenings here are fun.
>>30922166Bird brain prease andahstando
>>30922166She's retarded.
>>30922184Exactly.
Do they really eat spiders in Australia?
>>30921999She probably thought Pekora was still doing her old stream
>>30922181Checks out.
>>30922147yes. please say this in every upcoming thread and become a cool ritual poster.
>>30921175Ina being the only one who pays for Nitro from the 5, and boosts tbe server, is hilarious to me.
>>30922191Ao is Ina's mom
>>30922146and we heard Kiara's manager once in the background of a mario kart stream it was just a small laugh while she was handing a drink to Kiara. So Kiara's is a woman who also has some relationship with the ID/CN girls since Kiara mentioned something about her and the overseas girls
>>30922044cmon, she was earning THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of dollars, we can assume she took care of the bills and expenses at some point during these 2 years
>>30922145Gura is deliberately feeding the rrats.
>>309219718 hands typed this post
>>30922181>Why yes I manage all of HoloEN and make sure they try their best every day without harming their mental health. And because of the mel-fiasco I make sure to give them proper professional space. How did you know?
>>30922144The same thing that drives dox youtubers to make "Other side of Hololive" videos except instead of sharing it, they tell call other anons retard and tell them to do archive reps.Also something about boyfriends and having sex
>>3092214750/50 Jay is Joel though
New rrat:All holoEN and their staff come to these threads.
>>30922181would work given the guts chumbuddies here, would make the >THEY'RE HERE narratives even more true
>Kiara doxxed l****baitthey clearly want this guy off the staff, it's no longer a coincidence
>>30921579I really love this image. I wish I was Udin.
>>30922166New PC remember
>>30921798>>30921882>Gura adds J-chan aka "Jay" to her Hololive account friends list because Animal Crossing>"Jay" logs into Animal Crossing at 3AM GMT, noon JST>It was just J-chan in Japan on lunch break not expecting Gura to be streaming with notifications on
>>30922181I like this rrat, it is weird that someone has a fucking guts pfp when all the others have vtuber shit
>>30922232Better rrat:The only ones here are holoEN and their staff
>>30922232Occasionally, but it's not like we lurk here all the time or anything.
God Kiara is aggressively stupid when it comes to tech/streaming. Someone at cover needs to do something lol to stop this walking timebomb
>>30921971do spiderkeks really?
>>30922219Come on man dont dox the guy hes already got pics all over here as is
>>30922091I unironically think this was Mori's best stream.
>>30921175>J
>>30922243J-chan...
>>30921999she was a streamer before hololive, i think
>>30922147>some random streamer is part of Cover managementDo you even think about what you write before you post?
>>30921501>/hlgg/ flipped out thinking they were having sexBesides maybe some shitposting, this was basically non-existent. The guy was immediately recognized because of his history with /hlg/, and because anons had a slight grudge with him, they decided to try and fuck with him.Only thing anons were mad about is that they didn't think he was qualified to be in any sort of managerial role.
>>30921999I really doubt it's the first time her mom learned what her actual job was.Her mom probably asked her before why she would go out to Tokyo when I know she's kind of a loner shut in.And Pekora had no reason to lie to her parents about the reason why she had to go there every few weeks, unless she's really autistic about keeping her whole vtuber identity a secret.
So has anyone tweeted at Kiara or something and told her yet?
>>30921283Imagine translating for hololive and not only getting accepted to work for Cover, but also getting to be on the same Discord server with the EN girls.
>>30922144not a seanig, but I am here just to shitpost. I dont care for their private life but spamming gura is a whore brings me some kind of autistic fulfillment.
>>30922264No retard, he means jay as in the jay from the Gura yab. JayDeeVAs name isn't actually jay so its not him
So Jay, what did you think about the holiday collab?
>>30922175I'M NOT BEING A SCHIZO. go back and watch any of the gura and ame collabs before gura's first passpartout stream. something happened.
>>30922184Takeru-chan bros...
>>30922243>J-chan proceeds to have a wonderful meal while playing on his island before getting back to the hustle, blissfully unaware that some poor insomniac bong from a past life is getting harassed for something he didn't even do
>>30921975YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL HOLOS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT MOONA HOSHINOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!
>>30921648me on the right
>>30922273It's not a yab, leave it be.
>>30922294Take your meds.
>>30922243Now leak this to 5ch.
>>30922298holy shit my sides
>>30922273I mean there isn't really even anything bad you can get from it anyway. If anything this seems to be killing more rrats than creating them.
>>30921589>>30921486>????That's gura, she's offline and you can slightly see a trident emoji there.That means master hand kishi and J-chan are the only unknown people here.
>>30922213I'm pretty sure that was Kiara's voice, but yeah, Kiara mentioned her manager being a woman multiple times.
>>30921999She probably just figured she was camwhoring again and didn't ask. Although Peko definitely told her before that stream.
>>30922232Yeah, well there is no other site to get unfiltered feedback.
>>30921465Kishido Temma
>>30922273It's best to not draw their attention to it because if they edit the vod for a couple of frames then it's gonna Streisand fucking everywhere. Best to leave it unknown if nobody is bringing it up outside of here.
Spiders...
>>30922232If you think about it, this is the only place they will receive any kind of criticism from fans.
>>30922273tell her to at least use ublock lol
>>30922243>>30922298This would be so fucking depressing but it actually feels like it May be true.
>>30922243>>30922298God fucking dammit.
>>30921723
>>30922294
>>30921581does it really say Enma in Enma's profile pic? i read it as Yagoo
>>30921788It's Jackie Chan.
>>30922347I think you mean funny. Because it's pretty funny.
Would you accept a sloppy wet blowjob to completion from Haachama but it has to be right this moment? When she hasn't cleaned her mouth after spider?
>>30922232some of the staff could be snipers here looking out for the doxxes or bringing the girls any yabs schizos catch onto. Mori and Ame for sure come here to fuck around with us though (Ame for more critical opinion tho)
>>30921175>>30921283>vifofor>wifofWhat were they trying to say here?
>>30922144Seanig here, only care about the characters, don't give a shit about the irl girls, seeing everyone's sentiment i must be the only unity seanig here
>>30922232>>30922251Best rrat:ogey....................................................................................
>>30922319didn't sound like Kiara nor her real voice and also didn't Kiara bring up her manager laughing at her during one of the streams from her house
>>30922318I was talking about the guy under gura. I can't read his name
YAB
>>30922337https://files.catbox.moe/62xgda.webm
>>30922370your mother already gives me those nightly so I'll pass
>>30922298If this is true this would be the most hilarious narrative to become true because of how fucking tragic it is
>>30922232Ina brazenly using the "Amegeddon" pun kinda ruins this rrat.
Thoughts?
>>30922298>1 (one) chumbud might have committed suicide over a Japanese lunch break leisure activity
>>30922341do that when she gets an ad during karaoke
Did haachama actually eat the spider?
KIARA INA COLLAB WHEN
>>30922370Yes. I'd fucking make out with Haachama while she still had bits of spider in her mouth.
5ch need to know this
>>30922319https://files.catbox.moe/95ssxq.webm
>>30922389I'm starting to buy the Haachama is secretly a genius rrat
>>30922232I mean this is probably the second biggest place to discuss Hololive in the West behind reddit, and reddit really doesn't see much "discussion", so it would be pretty dumb for the to not have at least one person who browses here.
>>30922337the spiderlonies...
>>30921723Do your construction sketch reps anon
>>30922414Kill yourself
>>30922409soon Kiara said she's prioritizing Ame and Ina for EN collabs
>>30922243>>30922298would also add up with the fact that J*y said it wasn't him
>>30922381Why still no brown loli chuubs...
>>30922398I don't get the joke. Like I know Amegeddon had a meaning here but I don't get how it was a joke the way she used it in her tweet Am I autistic
>>30922414fuck off
>>30922406Yes
>>30922370Fuck yes!
>>30922312We're all EOPs here, sorry.>>30922368It'd be funnier if a bunch of schizos didn't harass some Britbong off the internet.
ahh the spoidahloni... spoidaloni...
>>30922400No
>>30922398for sure, and the fact Ame and Gura seem to get closer after Amegeddon to the point that Gura and Ame we're fucking around with each other on that one MC stream with roomate stuff really makes me think the girls have seen the shit here either themselves or the staff that monitor these threads
>>30922414Then go and tell them smelly little brown man.
>>30922406Yes and she liked it
>>30922111It's "Yamato Nadeshiko" and that's not what that means
>>30922298>the one time a rrat is true it's about a bunch of rabid anons pushing an innocent, depressed bong near the edge of suicide
>>30922437Literally the same pun we used here, just different context.
>>30922409I don't fucking want it
Is this going to leave containment and end up on some youtuber's weekly hololive news broadcast?
>>30922388That's Shinove.
haachama just sent me a dm this will be the meal for the next haachama cooking
>>30922435Gura's loli friend is kinda brown. Debut tomorrow.
AWAY!*chucks a huntsman spider at you*
>>30922468Do you even need to ask?
>>30922414kill yourself you're probably the anon that pushed the Atlantic crossing dick J shit to them
>>30922468What do you think?
Why does this thread constantly put so much effort into giving antis, schizos and chinks so much ammo to work with. You guys are literally just. Empowering this shit and this going to get worse as time goes on.
>>30922444the trampaloni
>>30922457To be fair I don't think it was purely us who did it. The narrative just spawned here, 5ch and who knows who else also latched onto it.
this new version of the rrat doesn't really make much sense to me but i support it if it makes people shitpost less about the yab
>>30922468>Is it going to leave containmentI would be shocked if it hasn't already
>>30922329More like unhinged feedback
>>30921513I agree, but i never kill spiders, even large ones by local standards, since they are quite helpful to the environment. Also living up northwise means theres very very few spiders that actually have venom that could affect a person. So despite my instincts firing in panic since childhood i forced myself to scoop them up with my bare hands. It builds a certain rationality to fight the instinct to harm a helpful creature.Usually large, none web spinning spiders come out at night, so every 4 months or so one of the big ones manages to make it into the house by some means. One time i woke up at night, flipped on a light in the kitchen and saw a large fella crawl out of the toaster hole. Quite a sight.
Shit, man, I wanna be a v-tuber. Do you have to sing or draw or whatever because I can't do that. I want to be a big fuckin crocodile dude who streams wrestling games
>>30922449damn it would be weird learning more about your genmate from 4chan than from themselves
>>30922474post in /trash/ link pls
They are lovers.
>>30922273>>30922414why would anyone, this is nothinglike stfu all your schizos keep shitting up trash narrativesare you fucking ruminants who keep chewing the same shit then puke it out and chew it againJ this J that, bf, manager.. holy fuck just stfu, watch streams, leave the staff and the girls alone
>>30922457>>30922485Pretty sure the NND antis were the ones spearheading that shit on the JP front, at least.
>>30921175I don't think A-chan is manager of any of the JP girls
>>30922468Probably. That's what I would do if I was a maasive faggot who wanted to leech off the success of EN.
>>30922491don't let your dreams be dreams anonif kwappi can debut why can't you
>>30922488hasn't hit the KFP discord so far so good there
>>30922491do your opsec reps first
>>30922488>>30922480>>30922477Guess I'll strap in for another timeloop of the same discussion over and over again
>>30922491Join the rest of the indies and enjoy your double to triple digit views.
>>30922482This is the opposite of ammo though? This kills a lot of particularly malicious rrats
>dead hours>suddenly doxxpostingJesus christ, you guys need a fucking life.
>>30922493it fucking makes the rrat even more true given the fact as soon as Gura and Ame were fucking around too much on that stream that Moripog was posted, the girls know what has happened here... I also want to believe the rrat that the meidos here are also Cover staff
>>30922502The problem is /hlgg/ fed 5ch a load of horseshit last time and they're still running with it.
>>30922509Hey, we already have faggots who steal clips and edits from here and monetize them on YouTube. Wouldn't be too out of the ordinary.
>>30922506Sora
Blue Ame is going to play Fall Guys S3
>>30922419It was never a rrat. She is a legit marketing genius.
>>30922491fuckin do it then mannot even joking, get that shit set up make a public profile and plan out your wrestling game stream schedule and debut profile and character design and bgm and just fucking do it
>>30922482>i-it's funposting though
>>30922482We push what the girls reveal on stream to its logical limit.
>>30922501Mommy milky
So do all kino karaokes get followed up by yabs?
>>30922528>DoxxJesus this really did lose all meaning.Its literally nothing
>>30922516kfp discord is filled with containment breached users right?
>>30922528>lifeWhat's that?
>>30922528ok j-chan
>>30922482Dunno but it doesn't look like there is any actual ammo for antis to use here.
>>30922528Literally no one is doxxing
>>30922137>>30922299You know they say all Holos are created equal peko, but you look at me and you look at Minato Aqua and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE peko. See normally when you go 1 on 1 with another streamer peko, you got a 50 50 chance of winning. But I'm a generic freak and I'm not normal peko, so you got a 25% AT BEST at beat me. And then you add Moona to the mix peko? Your chances of winning DRASTIC go down. You see a 3 Way at Holofes peko, you got a 33 and third chance at winning, BUT I got a 66 and two third chance at winning cause Moona KNOWS she can't beat me peko and she's not even gonna try. So Minato Aqua you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25 percent chance and you got an 8 and third chance at winning at Holofes peko. But then you take MY 75 percent chance at winning...if we was to go one on one and then add 66 and two third chan-percents I got a 141 and two third chance at winning at Holofes peko. You see Aqua, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Holofes. You se- Well I'm gonna break it down for you Anons, would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Aqua peko?
>>30921329kiara panicking because she agreed to a haachama offcollab
>>30922428i can't because it's unironically too distracting from the actual drawing. besides, it doesn't look that bad.
>>30922516Not yet at least. There are a few fuckers there who breach containment so much that there might as well not even be a seperation. I'm looking at you WeabooSimp, you fucking nigger.
>>30922553Yes. As well as the Ame one.
>>30922482I get this thread isnt one person but it's funny how the thread claims to hate schizos and antis while at the same time constantly digging and posting any yab they can find.
>>30922531I'm pretty sure they're just shitposting because they're not that dumb r-right?
>>30922528You don't even know what doxxposting is
>>30922468this is nothing but a waste of time, but i report all the fucking bottom feeders "news" trash youtuber, and you should do the same regardless
>>30922482Oh no, the anti's are going to find out that there are managers in their discord.
>>30922537Clearly you know it's off topic, since you refuse to use the name. So why do you keep trying to discuss it here
>>30922530actually the MoriPog was posted before geddon it's just no one noticed it so this wasnt mori saving the day by shifting focus but global being slow on checking emotes
>>30922528Where's the doxxing?
>>30922355not bad but why does she look so fucking old lol
R.RATMAN is going to have a busy week huh? cant wait for the news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPnSAPt1EFYIT'S ON
>>30922573>As well as the Ame one>these threads are basically /ameg/huh not surprising
>>30922298We did it JP
>>30922506Her and Shinove are likely just there to be overseers more than anything.
how are you guys liking blue ame's stream??
>>30922562The best part is the math all checks out
>>30922575No, they actually think he was a black tranny with a 4000 mile long dick
>>30921120God I wish that were me
>>30922553yup and not just regular users but their mods are also here which I guess is good since it stops rrats from spreading there
>>30922575language barrier and different style of humor so yeah
>>30922562Holy shit.Based
>>30922605Why is the bitrate so fucking bad? It's like I'm watching a Gura stream
>i will miss NENECHI stream and PaviolaxAnya collab because of work
>>30922528
>>30921090Is the bug stream members only or am I blind?
>>30921718i'm watching nobuhime's videos and holy shit... this avatar is too fucking sexy. the loli body, the sakura blossom thigh tattoo, the cute hair and outfit. perfection.
On another note, why are Gura/Ina/Ame karaoke threads so different than Mori/Kiara? During Ina we went through 3 threads and had early archives, this happens with Ame and Gura as well but never ever with Kiara/Mori. What causes this and why doesn't Kiara/Mori karaoke have nearly the same effect here. Is the trinity really that powerful?
>>30922395Poor dude getting harrased over...
>>30922562>The math all checks out
>>30922650Well it's Cover...
It's amazing how Kiara is consistently the giver and destroyer of rrats
>>30922571He's not CeilingFan tier bad at least man fuck that guy. but yeah they at least ban talking about here to a degree so yeah this dumb image thing hasn't spread
>>30922605I want 3d for EN girls so bad.
>>30922663You're talking about Haachama's spider eating, right?https://youtu.be/JclEHyfveVE
>>30922528Unironically, chicken antis and KFPs are doxxing.
>>30922534She not her manger, Sora said one time they didn't talk for a while because they are both busy with other stuff.
>>30922669Time slots and because those 2 of those 3 don't do karaoke nearly as often as Takamori. Gura is just because of how good she is.
>>30922669Can't speak for Kiara, but Mori had like 3 unarchived karaokes in a bit over a week. The first ones did blow through threads with "I KNEEL" spam, but by the third its not nearly as special.
>>30922562Even Suisei pushes the Steinkora math.
>>30922605I want to be crushed by Aki's legs guys..
>I want to fuck Ame's tits>I want to fuck blue Ame's facereally love how the live 2Ds work with nabimama's designs ngl
>>30922669Nobody here likes Kiara or Mori.
Subscribe to Iofi, she's based
>>30922506she used to be chamas manager
>>30922691>doxxingI swear this word has lost all fucking meaning around here.
>>30922528it's not even dox you troglodyte
>>30922684Not gonna happen prolly because only 2 of them in japan
>>30922702Kiara and Ina get the least spam in general when streaming, you get Kneeling spam for mori, OOOOOOUHHHHH for gura and gosling for ame
>>30922605Why are Marines movements always so dorky in these.
>>309226693 we burned though threads for Mori's last unarchived anonchama, you just have selective memory
>>30922605is this stream just going to be teaching us how to do the fan chants for all their songs?
>>30921464I get having an irrational fear, but there's a point where it's just the person generally being a pussy on top of that. I have spheksophobia but I don't shit myself just from looking at a picture of a wasp.
>>30922655Just get a bluetooth iem while working. I've never thought about it until now because I was too focused on work before, but having one of them in my ear makes the day go faster.
Why does marine look so goofy in comparison? Is it her proportions?
>>30922669I was here for Mori's first two unarchived karaokes, and besides people standing for the charlie songs they seemed to be about the same.
>>30922718Ama fucks your face though.
>>30922715same
These 2 days have been a blessing to see Aki doing something other than fucking ARK streams.
>>30922669Trinity fans are obnoxious cunts that spam like Twitch chat. Helps they stream in the most cancer filled timeslot.
>>30921831Why? It was absolutely nothing. Any bf shitposting about it wasn't serious.>>30921604This video always confused me a lot. Some anon went into so much trouble of making it but there's really not much of a point to it.>l*serbait message is seen>anons get mad thinking the dude is an unprofessional cunt who shouldn't be manager/staff>he ends up leaving some fan discordThat was all that happened. It all stopped in an hour or two. After that it was some offhand rundowns for JWU people. I specifically remember just a few hours aftewards anons noting how short the spergout was.
We have a savior...we just need to summon it.
>>30922669Some people need to realize that Mori and Kiara aren't popular here.
>>30922243What a breakthrough.
>>30922669what? Were you even here when Mori did her Emo karaoke?
>>30922768Arki plays other games?
>>30922756Watame's is the one who looks off here, her model always looks squished.
Aki's 3D stands out so much compared to Watame's and Marine's lolthe proportions are so different
>>30922756>>30922739She literally can't dance
>>30921175surprisingly small
>>30922104That was always a dubious rrat
>>30922756The goofy one is Aki. She's 90% legs.
>>30922739i dont know but it makes me love her more
>>30922605only 15k? holy shit
>>30922781sometimes she plays Death Stranding
>>30922764Her 3D model is way too fucking hot. Jesas
>>30922781
>>30921797It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
Okay, so whats the Narrative here. This is at least the 2nd time this is happened. At this point Gura and Ina fully support the trinity.
>>30922527The Jay rrat just got a LD50 dose of ogey. The question is whether the dumpster divers from 5ch will bring it back to their side.
>>30922756>>30922783>>30922801Fubuki is the only one who looks normal
>>30922801Like all the best women are
>>30922739Because she's probably the biggest dork in all of Hololive, including Mori.
>>30921984topsis...
>>30922596I have a tendency to draw lolis a little too old
would you suck her nose?
>>30922801Isn't Aki supposed to be like the 2nd tallest Holo under only Coco? That's why I thought she was pretty much all legs.
>>30922684Imagine Gura dance in 3d
>>30922756She's knock-kneed and cross-eyed.
>>30922815What are you even talking about
>>30922756Marine looks goofy because her design for some reason emphasizes that she has a potbelly.
>>30922836I'm watching. I didn't forget her. But I'm going to bed soon.
>>30922605>not even 20khololive ホロライブ - VTuber Group reclining..
>>30922665>15歳UOHHHHHHHHH
>>30922838I'd probably bite it
>>30922789>>30922783It is more apparent when she moves, or lifts her hands up. And her head looks quite big, despite being the size of Watames, perhaps watame has the benefit of her hair kind of smoothing that visually a bit.>>30922801Thats hot though.>>30922825Fubuki looks very natural>>30922858>>30922843Both are true too.
Aki and Fubuki has at least normal looking proportions while others have a slight big head mode
>>30922836>watching Ame's sister playing while topsis sings in the backgroundHololive can't provide the kind of entertainment.
>>30922836Every time topsis says irasshai and my name I feel warm inside
>>30922838-$5
>>30922836Watching but best not to post here
>>30922232>NewI thought it was pretty much confirmed for months now that the managers post here? Loserbait has talked about this place before.
>>30921114
do they see each other's real life faces? is this considered self doxxing?
>>30922779It would explain why Gura had Jay on her Hololive Nintendo account. The other explanation is she used the wrong account for the stream.
>>30921797Nice one, farmer guraWait, is that ame lumberjack shirt?
>>30922528I wouldn't count it. All we saw were some names, and most of them we already knew were staff, and they don't go by any real names (However LB is a retard that can't ospec to save his life). Nothing is incriminating about the other guys, so there probably won't be any big happenings or something as long as the actual managers are responsible.
>>30921228You mean Australia isn't actually based?
>>30922723Already did long before all these other fags.
>>30921174It's called Huntsman Spider for a reason
>>30922890>not using dubs guy
Just woke up, I miss anything good?
>>30922677She'd be my oshi if she looked like this.
I was hopping through the MC collab vods out of boredom since there's a lot you miss with 5 perspectives.At one point Ame tries to see if anyone wants to decorate with her vines and Mori's the only one who quickly humors her and eagerly gives it a shot. Although a phantom flies in and distracts them all for a while soon after. It was cute.
>>30922896>see each other's real life faceswait until you find out that they know where each other live
>>30922842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg
>Aki songbased
I just realized her name is arranged as Aki Rozenthal in nip. Is she following the normal name convention or is Rozenthal her first name?
>>30922896They meet IRL occasionally, that's the whole point of an offcollab, the holos don't really care about protecting their identities from each other.
>>30922838as you can see from your image she has a cute nose so yes
>>30922865Heh, that's a bit pile of bullshit.
>>30922718>Blue AmeAre people actually interested in her or just fucking around for shits and giggles? Also, surprise no one is just calling her Ama. Her model is pretty cute tho.
I want Aki to squeeze my head between her thighs and rub them until i get rugburns.
>>30922916you missed so much bruv
>>3092291650/50 on whether we caused 5ch anons to harass some poor Brit into privating his internet accounts over a coincidence.
>>30922924Even worse, some of them have even been in each other's homes..
I will never forget the video of a Huntsman spider dragging a dead rat up a fridge. Fuck Australia.
>>30922941I think they're using western name order. Though for some retarded reason we get stuff like "Watson Amelia" too...
>>30922948I call her like that, you blind faggot.
>>30922857The retard's talking about how Ina is placed with Gurame, while Takamori are alone.
>>30922912>dubs guy
>>30922948I watched her learn english a few times and play Apex. She's pretty darn solid.
>>30921432Depends on the species
>>30922838If my boss wanted me to, I would suck it with pride.
>>30922912
>>30922948Some obsessed indie fag keeps trying to shill her here while badmouthing Ame at the same time
>>30922916Scroll up
>>30922916Nothing of note happened. Go back to having pleasant dreams.
>>30922836Pls understand, it's 5am at Burger King and she has spam viewers
>>30921604I'm amazed no one noticed this guy did stuff for Natsumi Moe and probably Eilene back in the day, he's been around for a while.
>>30922896I can't believe Kiara and Mori self-doxxed to each other!
>>30922896Gura knows Ame's real name. I guess genmates just get this kind of information by default from the start before they debut.
>>30922916You missed Haachama Cooking!
Oh yeah, belly dance lession!
>>30922780I was hereRead this >>30922702
>>30922896Are you an idiot?
>>30922961So Matsuri and Marine are the ones that lure girls into their basement right?
>>30922896Boy wait till you find out Kiara and Mori have been in the same room before.
>started catching up A Way Out vod>Iofi in an hourNOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Risu laterAHHHHHHHHHHH>Ina right after RisuAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30922735Surely Cover can just organize a time peoriod where they can fly over to work, they could have their 3D debut and a good few off-collabs. Would actually be really fun.
>Aki is teaching the others how to hip attack>MarineGood stream
>>30923003I remember people saying Gura and Ame were friends even before hololive (from their own past life streaming careers) but idk if that was a rrat
>>30922896Most of the holo JP girls have met most of the holostars in person before.
Say something nice about this blonde wine aunt
hey uh, those bugs haachama boughtthey're not for the mori/kiara offcollab, are they?
>>30922916just scroll up
>>30923042Yes they are
Poor Marine...
Marine is really good huh
timestamp when kiara leaked EN being at HoloFES
>>30922961no way...https://streamable.com/mt99x0
Holy shit I didn't know Aki could move like that.
>>30923003I mean I doubt the character identities are totally locked in when they start so it would be rather silly to not use roommate names, I'm sure they introduced to themselves to each other and had some talk with live cams as well.>>30923042Acquaintances, at best.
>>30923059god, i wish they are
>>30923038Surprise that Gura still haven't even gotten a voice pack or anything yet seeing how popular she was suppose to be. At this rate, the fad is going to blow over and they're going to miss their chance to make money.
>>30923055Shes built out of 100% sexanium.
Marine....
Remember what Haachama is outside of cooking streams. Yea I wish I could forget today too.
>>30923080Shes a belly dancer anon
>>30923059i wish
Aki moves like she fucks like a fighter jet.
>>30923003>Gura knows Ame's real name.yes but she didnt call her that on accident she was trying to make joke about the girl who sang that one shitty meme song but accidentally picked the same name
>>30923059Uh oh.
>ywn get bellydancing lessons from Akiwhy even live....
You know, Ame has the right idea. Them doing wrestling with these models would be pretty fucking funny.
God I want to fuck Aki.
>>30923059Why not?
>>30923055She has fantastic thighs
>>30923105>>30923102>>30923087mori will actually cry
>>30923089I think the talents have to organzie things like voice packs themselves, and Gura is probably too lazy to do it.
>>30922562I’m gonna have to go with Aqua here. I can’t resist the sex appeal oozing out of her.
>>30923042more like one watched the other without the one being watched ever knowing
>>30923104you're a retard if you think this
>>30923103God what I'd give for a ride on that fighter jet...
What's up with some of the hololive girls acting like babies? It's sorta fucking creepy and seems like a fetish.FBK acted like a baby for like 10 minutes and the chat seemed aroused by it, I hope Gura or Ina doesn't do this shit in the future
Haachama spent $25 to eat a tarantula and $10 for the mixed bugs. They're more expensive than I thought they'd be.http://www.newportjerkycompany.com/insects/
ahoy!
>>30923094What the fuck
Hang on. Are Suisei and Mel playing Santa now?
LOOK AT HER GO
>>30923138Luna is the only one with a baby fetish.
>>30923094Haachama is a slob.
Haachama!?
Fubuki is the only white holo....
>>30923042Theirs very unconvincing (as in, might just be photoshopped) evidence that Ame watched Gura but beyond that theirs no evidence they were friends.
Sheilachama....
AHOY
Haachama!?https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1340254514637500417
>>30923138I hope so
>>30923161They better offer a sponsor her way at this point
>>30923003They don't know each other real name to prevent any slip up on stream
>>30923107>Implyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4HWWzPDzKshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlfQvBoBxv0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw8iAwFufHMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEerfHz-tgo
>>30923094>she eats at her computer>buys a new keyboard because it was dirty anywaysHaachama is literally me wowie
>>30923138
>>30923076I don't think you can really call it a leak buthttps://youtu.be/bguUlThqpxg?t=21624
I have it on good authority that Lunaitos are a fucking cult.
>>30923055Words can’t properly convey the lust I have for her
>>30923175>>30923168holy kek
>>30923161oh jesus fuck christ shit no why would they sell this
>>30923138Gura already did it anon
>>30923129Did they kill this chink faggot yet? The Japs already hate chinks but the fact that he's a CCP chinkigger should already more than variant them a reason to cumfuck his skull.
>>30923138Towa baby...
>>30923203You can buy stuff that only serves the purpose of literally killing you on Amazon.
>>30923161>The tarantulas on Amazon sold out>You Senpais wanted it to eat it that badly, huh....>Enjoy <3
>>30923205You're lying, please for the love of God you're lying to me
>>30923138You can check the DbD VOD mistew
Maririn!
>>30923138Gura actually did it already like this week.
>>30923161Stop using shitty machine translators. The second line is>Senpai, you really wanted to eat it that badly?
>>30923138Gura acted like a toddler still learning to speak. Slightly better than FBK making nonsense baby noises... or worse?
>>30923218Anon... the DbD stream...
>>30923218I think she's actually done it twice now, they are probably from recent streams because they are still stuck in my memory
>>30923138>FBK acted like a baby for like 10 minutesdid you not the stream where she was a baby the entire time?
>>30923129Aqua-sama, please accept my CCP cadre application I will learn about maoism I promose
>>30923165Makes sense; it's literally in her name
friend... what are you doing...
>>30923175haatons are the most powerful fanbase
>>30923248Source?
>>30923176goddammit anon stop reminding me of my soother fetish
I'm going to bed friends. But before I do, take this
>>30923161You fucks are buying it out over here too. There wasn't a stock warning last time I checked.
>>30923218Toddler who just can speak though, not as bad as fbk baby
>>30923218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UazUMnObkOQAlso she sounds like HER doing it
>>30923189thanks
>>30923165I thought violet was more blue than purple?
>>30923180oh fuckI'm going to be the sickest belly dancer
>>30923269Thank you, Porridgeposter.
>>30923269Best video next to Shark Dance
Well she did it.. Haachama officially made me puke.
>>30923218https://streamable.com/favul3
>>30923243Link? Just curious, haha
>>30923277Haatons, I kneel...
>>30923264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ2GRGOeFCo
>>30923312Weak
>>30923269cool webm I can't wait to watch the vods that they came from
>2 days until HoloFes>Still no EN promo vidBros...
>>30923269Thank you Okayuposter
>>30923314>>30923313
>>30923281Muh
>>30923314Jesas anon...
>Their faces kept moving
>>30923129I've been watching more of Aqua lately and she is really endearing, I want to see more of her
>>30923313she speaks like Porky Pig in that clip lmfao
>>30923269Dumb cute fat cat
>>30923161A lot of packaging for bugs look similar. They probably source it from on place.http://www.newportjerkycompany.com/insects/
>Watame starts>stream freezesTruly cured huh
>>30923281This dude's videos are always edited so annoyingly
>>30923329Fine with me.At least I'm not eating spiders like a degenerate. :)
>>30923373it was creepy as hell
>>30923129So you're one of those Anons that like retards peko, now I'm talk to all my freaks out there, would you rather come home to me peko, A GENETIC FREAK, to be satisfied every night or go watch that dumbass Minato Aqua peko. See tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the world streamer at Holofes. Come on Moona let's g-H-Hey Pekora, just like you always say, Big Peko Pump has got your hook up, well Maple Leaf Moona is who you need to look up, HOLLA if ya hear that!
>>30921175Has it been always privated or just after you posted this?
>>30923312She made Kiara puke as wellOn stream even
>>30922113Gura literally cant take the fucking hint to stop being a yurinigger
>>30923327She makes a pretty convincing baby
>>30923281UwU
>>30923281God I fucking hate it when clippers do all that obnoxious zooming in and pointless sound/visual effects. I get it, you know how to use Premiere Pro behind the bare minimum. Stop showing off and making your video worse.
>>30923402after
>>30923161Would'st thou like to eat .... deliciously?
WOW OH! WOW OH OH!
>>30923402Oh fuck lmao it just went private
>>30923402It was still up until just earlierEither THEY'RE HERE, or someone broke containment and tweeted it at em
>>30923407I want Haachama x Mio cooking collab
>>30923402>privatedfuck, someone found out
>>30921680how can you tell its enma? cant see shit myself
>>30923341EN are getting to say 1-2 lines for somethng fes related
>>30923428Hi manager san! Please tell 5ch Jay is J-chan so we can bury this rrat for good.
>>30923402Some concernfag here contacted her about it
>>30923281i don't hear the HER in that clip personally. her HER voice is really nice, it's just a shame about the personality accompanying it.
>>30923402I woke up a about half an hour ago and when I saw that looked at the video to see if its been edited, it hadn't been so someone definitely just realized now.
>>30923402>it's realEnMa-chan I kneel
>You know what else looks wierd?>Your big nose Kiara!What did ina mean by this?
>>30923402Someone broke containment now its private kek rratbros ww@
>>30923269this is my new favourite ritual
>>30923438>>30923402Someone tweeted it to her about 20 minutes ago
>>30923447The icon is Ina's EnMa design.
>>30923402https://twitter.com/Honosblog/status/1340253995328303106Someone broke containment
>>30923402They're here
>>30923465It's hard to maintain that voice at any volume.
>>30923402Oh well you look at that. Like everyone else is saying it was definitely up like a normal VOD when I posted this
Why is senchou so CUTE?!?
>>30923499>also get ublock instead of adblockWell at least he told her the important stuff
>>30923499>check his profileJesus christ what an absolute fucking faggot
>>30923402See >>30922273
>>30923499>ublockYeah, he's here
>>30923499Shit, which one of you did this
>>30923499>be careful>here it is unblurredCant tell if an authentic moron, or a lolcow
>>30923499And he tweeted Kiara too, who is almost certain to be watching her twitter like a hawk. So that's likely who passed the ss along.
>>30923499tweet unavailable what was it
>>30923499>>30923525Jesashttps://twitter.com/Honosblog/status/1338559917876244484
>>30923499Imagine being a fucking snitch
>>30922144>>30922165
>>30923541>>30922273
>>30923499>he deleted>the faggot is literally here right nowdumb fucking cunt
>>30923499Which one of you fag is it?
>>30923499Why are redditors like this?
>>30923553He deleted it after sharing the link here kek>>30923499
Hey guys I just finished having early Christmas dinner, any big yabs today?
>>30923556Wow, what a fag
>>30923499>This Tweet is unavailable.what did it say?
>>30923556
>>30923539Obviously, it's image from thereThough wasn't ublock more popular than adblock anyway?
>>30923499>DeletedLol
>>30923499>sorry that page doesnt existlol
>>30923193Takes a cult to know a cult...
>>30923499Jeff, stop tweeting our screenshots at Kiara
>>30923031I have a ton of movies, shows, anime and games to catch up on, but I can't too busy catching up with vtubers. Literally, right now I sat down to finally start watching expanse and you just reminded me I missed the way out collab. This is hell.
>>30923499>Deleted>He's in this thread right now Faggot
why do you niggers have to break containment every single time?
>>30923499>deletedkek
>>30923553A screengrab of the frame from the video showing discord, and "please be more careful and enable streamer mode on discord, also use ublock instead of adblock"
>>30923499>>30923525Faggots like this are why don't deserve nice thingsFucking retard
>>30923556J-chan>Jeff
>>30923588>>30923553picture of screenshot above"be careful, use ublock origin instead of adblock"
All me btw
>>30923586>Early Christmas dinner>Dec. 19thLittle early to even call that shit early, sharkbro. Just Kiara leaking discord member list, but it's not a big yab honestly. New rrat on who Jay is though.
>>30923586God, just shut up!Shut up! Nobody asked!You think I asked to spoonfeed you? You think you're so important as to be spoonfed?Shut up! Just shut up! Lurk more! Don't talk! I don't care!
>>30923586You know it
>>30923499>deleted You pussy
>>30923499End yourself Jeff you fucking faggot.
Jeff.. How do you live with yourself knowing your a mega faggot? I genuinely want to know.
So that katakana filter seems like a pretty good idea right about now
>>30923499Faggots like this is why we can't have nice things, bet they will report any pirate Holo Fes stream.
>>30923629It's the only time the family can get together so we have it really early. It saves it being stressful.
>>30923586Haachama ate a giant bug on stream for everyone to see.Kiara leaked members list of HoloEN private discord and spawned this new rrat. See the handy summary to the left.
>>30923031>Tfw constant FOMO on all vtuber streams>Tfw have basically stopped anime and play half as much vidya due to watching vtubers and shitposting here
Jeff The Fag
>>30923612Because all it takes is one retard and considering we have sometimes upwards of 400 unique ips it's statistically guaranteed.
what happened to the last thread ?
>>30923629the bigger thing is who the fuck the master hand person is people overlooked that name
>>30923612They’re autistic attention whores
>>30923612It's called autism anon and it's very real.
>>30923635Don't be a dick, Diplomat
>>30923644we mocked them, but they were right
>>30923635You sound so frustrated
>>30923649Oh my god, I’m in the screenshot
>>30923193Not a cultA loyal kingdom
>>30923644Let's go グローバル
>>30923672Remember, you share a thread with these "people"
I just want a thread where we can shitpost without fear of our stupid jokes and pointless dramas spilling over into the vtubers' work and lives
Anons help me hereDid any of the girls ever sang Colors? I remember a thread with alot of JIBUN WO but can't remember if it actually happened
>>30923612A literal attention whores desu
>>30923499Do a flip Jeff you waste
>>30923672Is there a bigger faggot?
>>30923658>considering we have sometimes upwards of 400 unique ips it's statistically guaranteed.We have lurkers that don't go into that count.
>>30922756because she is small and has big head, I really dont get how they didnt fix by now
>>30923644anon, newfags just use the catalog and when we tried that the thread was even worse then usual.
>>30923644ホロライブ国際版
>>30923672Fucking liked his own tweets?
>>30923649me above the bottom post
I think I'm an Ina'anus cartographer now.
>>30923644Obligatory poal to get NUMBERS instead of (you)'shttp://poal.me/yzfq2chttp://poal.me/yzfq2chttp://poal.me/yzfq2c
>>30923695Ina said she wants to sing it but I think that's it. Maybe it was a JP one.
>>30923649Sick, thank you friend. Hoping we get a good Ollie yab next stream.
Mamaloni already working on her next takamori
>>30923708I mean that just makes it even more likely. Just assume that if theirs anything remotely Interesting/Yab that it's going to be leaked.
Speaking of rrats. When is Haachamachama going to eat one? Although I guess it needs to be really sterilized.
>>30923695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbYHR7FXrmQ
>>30923672What a disgusting troglodytes
>>30923743Yeah the fag one
>>30923695>>30923751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbYHR7FXrmQ
Since the tweet is gone and it'll be gone from the video, this wont spread any further will it guys? Or are you a discord nigger faggot who spreads shit just for the sake of it?
>>30923760I really hope this ends up being a 2 parter with her dropping her
>>30923780Why do you even need to ask? Nothing ever goes away.
>>30923780The later one.
>>30923770At this rate she will eat bat that she just found and spawn new COVID
uwu i love haachama based en gen 0
Polka love btw as well as Unity love.
>>30923760Cute.Mamaloni is the Pepeloni I would never remove of my pizza
>>30923780It's too late, it's already on lolcow.
>>30923672Holy shit what a faggot
Was Gura drunk during the minecraft collab?
>>30922569At least it'll be on her own turf because Haachama's mom doesn't like people coming over.
>>30923751>>30923773>>30923777Yeah, had to be this oneThanks anons
>>30923612400 ips and probably double or triple for the amount of lurkers. It mostly simps that think they are special for doing shit like this.
>>30922378thefreedictionary.com/words-containing-ifoftypo probably
>>30923780Yes, all 300 of us will keep quiet. We promise.
>>30923780the discord has fags from here to stop shit spreading there so should be contained in that vector fuck this is like isolating a disease
>>30923823No, she was pregnant
>>30923823stfu rrat
>>30923760Male clothes look way better on girls.
just woke up how was the minecraft collab?
>>30923780Its already out there but the circles it'll be shared in already knew about it so I suppose they contained it, no newfags will notice it.
>>30923059She's gonna make the Takoyaki party with Luna look like a harmless joke in comparison.
>>30923845Mori ruined it as usual
>>30923823No she was latinx
I want to fuck Amelia Watson.
VERY IMPORTANT POLLhttp://poal.me/lws83ohttp://poal.me/lws83ohttp://poal.me/lws83o
>>30923714The two katakana global threads I caught were much better than the shit we normally get here. It's a dumb filter but it actually works on cutting out the lowest common denominator.
>>30923719>kanjiThere will be 10 posters here at most
>>30923823No, she was a slut.
>>30923845Gura went into labor mid collab and had to leave early.
>>30923823She was drunk on the Holy Spirit of the Lord
>>30923593See: >>30921519>>30921547>>30921738
>>30923823Yes, with the christmas spirit.
>>30923780Got lucky that its a nothing burger this time, but if its here, its out.
>>30923823Drunk off the wine from church
Lol. Iofi's playroom has an Akai Haato.
>>30923823Drunk on my cum.
>>30921175JWU to find out Kiara fucked up that badly.This shit is why you buy a cheap-ass monitor if you're going to stream>muh movingShe makes enough not to have to give a shit about 50$ monitor.At some point they should give her a 1-2 week suspencion.
>>30923845Pretty great, although Ame and Mori took a bit of a backseat.
>>30923862Get in line.
>>30923556>>30923603Hey I remember that post.
I wouldn't want anyone to publicly know that I go on this site. Imagine wanting to flaunt that you hang around this shit hole?
>>30923603>>30923499What a humongous homosexual.
Fubuki's voice is so fucking nice, is this feeling what most chumbuds feel whenever Gura speaks?
is watson doing outer wilds tonight or not
>>30923823Unironically yes
>>30923862Stfu Gura you yab farmer.
>>30923499This is probably the same asshole who told Ina to hide her screen at the end of Journey.
>>30923499What a faggot
>>30923760>Moments before disaster
>>30923499Unless I'm retarded, streamer mode wouldn't actually solve that problem right?
>>30923901Why must crave attention, here’s a pity (You)
>>30923402Well shit. Chat live replay will be destroyed now.
>>30921175First loserbait, then j*y now the whole discord server
>>30923928she dead
Holy shit Maririn
>>30923817>its realGod everyone who posts on that site is such a waste of space
Okay, what the fuck was Ame's problem? I just watched her perspective and I understand she was stressed trying to make to collab perfect, but she was really passive aggresive. The whole Ame killing the phantom and Gura's "good job" to Kiara for it, and Ame smiling it off. Even after Kiara admits to not killing it and offering the loot to Ame, her whole "Ew no, that's icky" act when we all know she wanted the praise.
>>30923901ogey
>>30923927No fubuki is just the best friend ever, Gura is a cum hungry goblin with a mouth full of dirt
>>30923956>why must youFuck I need to sleep
>>30923964At least the Jay != JayDeeVa thing is spreading, if theirs one upside to all of this its that people might finally leave him alone.
>>30923964At least put in the 30 seconds of effort to censor it man
>>30923760Why is she so obsessed with Moriki
Gura will also cancel her upcoming unarachived non members karaoke too.
>>30923989Everything is literally in this thread bro, whats the point
>>30923965Ame was very tired and just trying to make it through the stream without falling asleep.Her fucked up NEET sleeping schedule finally came to bite her on the ass.
>>30924001No, she won't.t.her managerScreencap this
>>30923982The best part of this rrat is that jay is probably a holo-employee and therefore gura is a pure Christian girl guarenteed
>>30923976Yeah, go do your sleeping reps. Who knows what kind of a fuck up you'll JWU to.
>>30923927Exactly
>>30923982the j narrative was retarded so i guess it's appropriate that the 'proof' it's wrong is equally retarded.
>>30924001Shut up Ame, go to sleep!
>>30923965Ame’s pretty cranky when she tired
>>30924007I'm too tired to not be retarded.
https://poal.me/h7dozh
Aaaaaa.no hachama don't eat me mooooo don't vore my delicious shark body hachama aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stop with the baby shit you freaky JP Holos
>>30924024Your fuck up most likely
ELITELITEBABY
>>30924026It was retarded but plausible that Gura was dumb enough to add a past life aquaintance on her Hololive account. Now it's equally plausible it was an unfortunate coincidence.
>>30923777>droves of English chat pops out of nowhere Code Geass is truly eternal
>>30924024>Who knows what kind of a fuck up you'll JWU to.Probably just my life, like normal.
>>30924066I wonder wht Iofy's there
>>30924019But Anon.Gura is still a slut.
>>30923877I'm the person you quoted about tweeting to Kiara and the faggot above that did it isn't me I said I'd do it during a karaoke, since you have to be natural about that shit>>30923927Friend just sounds warm
>>30924046Realistically, how long until Haachama cannibalises another Holo?
>>30924081for me
>>30923964people shit on l*lcow or the farms for trying to archive "vital info" about vtubers and shitting on kiara but global has been the one feeding them info in the first placethese trannies and femcel are too stupid, incompetent and lazy like most women to dig info while you hand it on a silver platter for the lulz, not even caring that there are probably more lurkers here than posters
>>30923396/asp has so much crossover with this place I have to wonder if its all because of All Elite Wrestling
>>30923965>when we all know she wanted the praise.She got the killing blow but had no issues giving the credit to Kiara, you weirdo. Nice shitpost. She was really sweet the entire stream, grabbing materials for the others and suggesting that they sled on ice for fun after they finished decorating and the like.
>>30924066Luna's probably shlicking harder than she's ever shlicked before.
>>30923964>"4ch is making their (antis, nijiniggers, chinks) jobs eaiser"It's honestly impressive how you fags prove that 5ch nip right time and time again, next time just keep your fucking mouth shut
>>30923901Stfu nutsackis
>>30924039Get some sleep friend, you need to be awake for Ina's stream in a few hours
Going to brush my teeth, hop in bed, and catch some sleep.See you guys during Ina's stream tomorrow!
So since they don't share the same Discord server with the JPs and IDs, they just add the other talents to their friend lists?
>>30924097This is exactly why you never spoonfeed
>>30923932Was the first OW stream any good?I like that game but streamers tend to either ignore the plot to fuck around with chat or let their chat completely backseat game
>>30924106Why are the always black
Apparently Haatons bought out the entire stock of these things after Haachama left a glowing review. Also Reine.
>>30924046Sharks apparently taste really bland and rubbery and the only reason shit like shark fin soup persists is because of chink health nonsense. That said it wouldn't stop Haachama anyway.
>>30924115>next time just keep your fucking mouth shutThat's always some one attention whore fag Jeff I swear!
>>30924134>, they just add the other talents to their friend lists?Kiara mentioned about being excited when she added sempais as discord friends
>>30924134Probably, Lamy leaked her discord once and Kiara was there, for 99% of collabs thats all you need and I imagine they can make special arrangements for bigger ones.
>>30924144Japs love NTR
>>30924105But she has severe tendonitis...
>>30924130
>>30923965Please take your meds anon.
>>30924106Damn, I look like that?
>>30923965Ame was really quiet for the entire stream even before that, I don't think that particularly set her off. Was probably just tired as others said
>>30924097>>30924115This is literally nothing though, theirs no big yab, no ammo to feed the schizos with, it's just a minor slip up and we now know the codenames of a few more managers.
>>30924133Both Ame and Lamy are enjoying it a whole lot and it shows
>>30924144Color contrast.
>>30924068I think she was using her main nintendo account. Lots of holos used their main nintendo account, Watame, Aqua, and as far as I know, all of holostars
>>30924115Did we though? This leak just blew a giant hole in the side of a rrat-ship the antis were using.
>>30924144They are pandering to me.
>>30921175>saved by the OBS window covering chatlucky chicken
>>30923965>takamori schizo hoursno one even thought about it like that when the collab was live
>>30924144Because niggers are sex orcs
>>30924134I think a conversation among the Gen 5s implied each gen have their own discord server but there's probably a bigger Holo server they're all in
>>30924193That 100% is because of luck. It could have been something bad and would have exploded just as much. The real problem is it only takes one fag to post it here, and once its here theres 0% chance its not leaked.
>>30924144Its usually meant to just be a deep tan
>>30924151>Reine wants to come to Australia to studyI've got something for her to study if you catch my drift...
>>30924203We already got to see chat during Ame's Discord leak 3 months ago
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1340265623343878149is this how soulless the JP shill videos sound to native speakers
>>30924103The other anons explained it. She was cranky. Like I said, I get it, but let's not pretend she was "sweet", go rewatch it.
>>30924193You mean the rrat-ship we probably created?
>>30924047We have a whole genre for this baby/diaper fetish thoug
This turkey is so cute and dorky. I didn't think I'd like her bit she grew on me quick.
I think Iofi needs to be protected, however...The introduction song loop is pretty annoying, the Obeesa or whatever feels very disruptive.Also her face is weird. Its either the proportions or the really poor rig, or both. Cant she have a fucking break for once.
>>30923799She'll properly sterilize it at Takashima because she's not retarded.
>>30924225You can't do anything against that one fag though. Blaming the entire thread is retarded.
>>30924225Can they spin it into anything negative? Or they have to accept that it probably is a manager and thus warrant nothing yab?
>>30924251Yes, the one we created and sent over to 5ch.
Did any JP holos ever find that "A" Gura and Ame left in the JP Minecraft server?
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1340265625109757952?s=19
>>30924047Anime is literally just neoteny, it's baby shit at its core.
>>30924243That was hard to watch
>>30924243Oh no, it's cringe...
>>30924243God thats so awkward
>>30924243nah its just that the EN girls don't know how to hype shit up like the Japanese
>>30924134There's probably a big hololive discord that has all the talens
>>30924287Probably something small. I'm not a schizo, I don't know how they think.
>>30924047Missed the stream, what did they do? Is it too extreme?
>>30924144Japs love to be cucked though
>>30924243Goddammit, at least adjust Gura's height...
>>30924066This is some weird Japanese shit. Reminds me that Japan has always been fucking strange.
>>30924243They fucked up Gura's height AGAIN. Not that I'm upset, I missed the tinier Gura.
>>30924300Is this what Gura recorded when she changed the FPS to 30 and forgot to set it back?
>>30924257PRIESTESS?????
>>30924243oh god oh fuck I take back wanting HoloEN to be involved in HoloFes promotion this is a fucking monkey paw wish
>>30924243>>30924300Jesas
>>30924300WE DID IT /HLGG/!
>>30924279He's just telling the people who gather info like this to not have any expectation of containment. They might post it anyway, but it won't be out of ignorance.
>>30924294Ya know I wondered about this too especially with Aquas blessing stilling being in the dead center of it
>>30924257ABAYO
>>30924243KEK oh man that was hard to watch. All cringe, no kino.
>>30924080They adopted her.
>>30924243>Mori's "anime VA" voiceNever change you spergy dorm
>>30924225>once its here theres 0% chance its not leaked.incorrect there has been shit leaked here that despite being very yab it didn't last longer than the thread. Obviously I won't mention what it was >>30924243wow that was shit
>>30924243I hate being reminded that they're still faces of a corporation at the end of the day.
>>30924243Even holoID gen 2 has MORE energy and SOUL than this...
>>30924300everyone's line reads are so hilariously wooden. i love these dorks.
>>30924243Jesus it's so awkward and scripted that actually makes it look fun
>>30924243This was recorded with Ame's old mic, it's from a while ago
>>30924300Finally
>>30924243Ahahaha this gives me the same vibes as like, a 90s nickelodeon ad or an early 2000s disney ad with the teen actors on screen. I love the awkwardness and the formality and the awkward pauses between lines.So soulless it wraps around back to being cringekino soul.
>>30921723Okay, I'm this one:>>30921676Since I've never drawn CUNNY or Gura it would have been a bit unfair to compare anything else.So I did this quick cunny sketch just for you anon.
>>30924243>>30924300Man, couldn't sound more scripted if they tried.
>>30924246She was not cranky, she was tired. Hence the low energy, which is unfortunate, but at no point is she frustrated at anything. It might sound like I'm splitting hairs but people are too quick to see Ame as being irritated because that's how they've characterized her in their heads as a person.I'm been rewatching each perspective as we speak since I'm really bored. I'm on Kiara's vod right now and just got to the part where Ame tried to wingman for her by making her a proper mistletoe.
>>30924300True English advertising, one take and noone giving a single fuck about the ad
>>30924144It's just hentai man skin.
>>30924243WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SCRIPT!?
>>30924274Her rig is completely fucked, she constantly looks like she's having a stroke.
>>30924243I'll never forgive the japanese and their dogshit english scripts
>>30924257>ina sucks you off while simultaneously massaging your prostate with a tentacle...WAHH
>>30924243>open link>howd->close link
>>30924243I've seen more convincing acting from hostages
>>30924243Honestly I think the girls are big enough fans of Hololive they could do a better job shilling the Fes without a script.
>>30924243>Unironically don't even know who I can say has the most soul in this literal soulless promotion>The only person who's fluent in Japanese in this promotion literally only had LITERALLY seven lines
>>30924243I honestly didn't think it was awkward until you guys point it out. It's no hype I admit but this is probably the best they can do syncing everyone's recordings together
so Kiara is getting pity sex before she's kicked out of Japan, right?
>>30924243Oh lord, what is this feeling...
>>30924300translator bitched out and didn't try to localize calli's "ya' boi". disappointing.
>Papa and Tree rrat are going to fuck each other in a family themed fuck battle against Lo-fi and Oga
So no one will stream on 21st and 22nd?
>>30924404Oh wow you're right
>>30924460you made me laugh
>>30924419uuuuUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>30923277Can I just make a burger outta this thing?
>>30924300AHHHHHH ITS SO AWKWARD
>>30924446Thanks, Loserbait
>>30924243Literally High-School daily news shit.
>>30924300>Gura's delivery is so wooden you could craft Marine a new ship from it>You can literally see Ame's eyes scanning her scriptThis is amazing.
>>30924243That was fine. You're all just rrats.
>>30924419>cucked by her tail againevery single times... Amazing work anon, tank u ///
>>30924243I think they may have been told to speak slowly for Japanese viewers which is why it sounds so stilted.
>>30924243Ame you're my oshi so i'm sorry to say that it was pretty crinch.
>>30924243This is so cringe. Ina sounds completely dead inside, it's actually pretty funny.
>>30924521Fuck off manager san
>>30924276You trust her too much...
>>30924243What the fuck is this even for? This feels too cringe from the get go I can't watch it without a moment to prepare first
>>30924487Can't wait for the ID gen2s to start collabing.
>>30924487What kind of game is it?
>>30924521Mori...
>>30924419i see you're one of those artists that like to give gura some buttnice
>>30924243>HOWDY!
>>30924544For the holo fest
>>30924243Good lord it sounds like they just went with the first take on this shit.
>>30924243just like my dubbed animes...
>>30924521Go fuck yourself Enma
>>30924487>Implying Papa and Oga aren't giving each other the "fuck me" eyes.
>>30924243>MoriJesus Fucking Christ>GuraLike a voice over in MLP commercial>KiaraPassable>AmeJust like the she shilled for the manga site.
>>30924243>That enthusiasm in their Yaaay~
>>30924243Something I really like about holoJP is the stupid intro's they have, I honestly wish each of the HoloEN came up with there own silly intro and stuck to it.
>>30924243>It's not that bad>yaaaaayoh god...
>>30924419>that moleToT UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30924243>Ame is head taller than GuraOh come on, it's the official video!
>>30924300>gura eyes aren't fucking up that much here
>>30924300It was fine for me until Gura’s second line
>>30924243>>30924523https://youtu.be/-y3XuhMJQ28
>>30924243No wonder three of them are failed voice actors. This is embarrassing. Not quite as cringe as the line reads in the original trailer though.
>>30924243Damnit Calli
>>30924419>molefucking basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/ctv0lz.webm
>>30924557I give everyone a nice butt/hips if I can.
>>30924523They have subs though, so what’s the point?
>>30924243Jesas. Not like this. I feel sorry for all of the HoloEN girls. It felt like all of them had a gun against their head.
>>30924419Jesas, UUooooooohhhhhhh
>>30924243Wtf is with the audio quality here. That sounded terrible.
>>30924419finish it anon
>>30924243Why do I cringe at the girls doing this?
>>30924243I've never heard a more soulless ina ina inaaa before
>>30924539You'll kneel to her genius before long.
You know what, you're probably right. The rrat got to me. My bad.
>>30924599STOP YOU FUCK, I escaped far enough not to be reminded of this shit
>>30924243I closed my eyes so hard from the crinch that my vision became blurry when i open them.
Iofi just announced a double sex impregnation party for the purpose of procreation with holodaddies.NOT MY RISU! NTR'D AGAIN!
>>30924243My word, this is something else.
Anyone notice Ame was quiet during the collab and not really contributing while everyone else was having fun? Narratives?
>>30924487Oga smirkingPapa smirkingRisu REALLY smirkingIofi scaredIt really looks like they're all going to gang up and fuck Iofi senseless
>>30924243ah yes this is the thing that will make me want to piss away a hundred bucks.
>>30924243>You now understand why Kiara tried her hardest to downplay this when she announced it.
REINE NO
>>30924637my rrat is ina dropped "ina ina ina" because of that ad.
>>30924612you're a man of fine taste I see
>>30924419nicely done, anon. :]
>>30924599Feels like I'm watching a Mori stream, wtf?
>>30924243
>>30924599kek I can't stop laughing
>>30924243I thought I was ready.
What's wrong with Mori
>>30924599>I leave my computer on because it takes so long to bootIt sounds like she just forgets about it because of xanax
>>30924637>>30924243>Recording this was what killed Ina's desire to introduce herself with "Ina ina inaaaaa">She said "wah!" from then on
>>30924628It was probably just recorded over discord
>>30924657I'd be embarrassed too. It's the kinds of shit you look back on and laugh though.
>>30924660Yes Reine, come to gods country and learn about our alcoholism problem
>>30924599fucking hell
>>30924653they are gonna pummel her senseless
>>30924662I belibe
>>30924243>Obviously reading off a scriptMy sides
>>30924701I wish all rrats were like this. Simple, believable, nothing damaging or retardedly mentally ill.
>Watching ELITE, La-La-ion and an infant play the new COD zombies>the zombies have health bars now>The "fear" aspect from the original WaW is basically gone. Disappointing. At lest Botan is good at shooters.
>>30924629Ehhhh, maybe. Seems like a lot of effort.>>30924589>>30924611It was an accident but I just left it there because just like Bob Ross said "We don't make mistakes, we just happy accidents"
>>30924428Don't try to reason with KFP bro they're retarded schizos who will take anything as offense for their queen
>>30924653>Ruthlessly bullying Iofi with your dick about your bigger sub count and how she is still the smallest Holo girl>Stuffing every one of her holes with your nuts
>>30924698Fuck me this is a lot funnier imagining they pumped them full of benzos before filming
>>30924650Hm, I wonder which of the 5 handled the prep and materials so that everyone could have fun.
>>30924243They have to be reading from a script, right? There's no way this level of cringe can be entirely of their own design.
Man this collab stream would not at all be possible without Ame and Ina.
>>30924641>>30924428Meant for you, getting my sleep reps now.
>>30924758You can literally watch Ame's eyes scan over it in real time
>go to sleep>wake up>apparently Haachama cooked a fucking tarantula in the meantimewhat the fuck?
>>30924246Imagine being so new, that you think Ame being quiet in 5 man collabs means she is cranky.Nigger, she is always really quiet, unless she is directing action.When do anons learn that she is massively socially awkward.
>>30924243https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1340265625109757952japs love gura
>>30924641>>30924769It's fine. I'm sorry I snapped at you.
>>30924765Ame and Ina are running the HoloEN minecraft server and carrying it on their backs.
>>30924782The girl is a business savant and knows how to get views.
>>30924752>the smallest Holo girl is still bigger than the two HoloStarsIt must hurt.
>>30924243Gura is just shitting it up on purpose. I love that little faggot.
>>30924758Just watch Ame's eyes duh
>>30924243IT'S SO BAD LOL
>>30924243Ina...
>>30924782She also ate it, lets not forget that part.
>>30924599>testimonials mostly describe problems not associated with the HDD>ad for an SSDwhat did samsung mean by this?
>>30924758Ofc its a script, but i never expect it to this degree
>>30924130Sleep well, takochama.
>>30924804
>>30924816Even then they have a solid viewer base that won't ditch them unlike a lot of Indies
>>30924804UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30924701I believe this rrat
>>30924243Ame is obviously reading the script when she moved her head down
>>30924782She know what she does bro
>>30924804UUUOOOOOHHHHH
>>30924804Jesas... The fucking tummies on these brats
I'm gonna cheat on ame with her sister!
>>30924804I wanna rub my teeth across their tums
>>30924804UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30924660>Home delivery mummy milkiesYes please!
>>30924340tiny gura best gura imo. these heights make the most sense to me.
>>30921581Is that L****B*** at the very bottom?
>>30924837You wouldn't?
>>30924804m-me too!UOOOOOOHH
cunny hours...
>>30924804weapons grade tummies. Two of em.
>>30924859True, still feels like they deserve more, I mean Astel singing for 11 hours is a huge fucking feat and nobody knows, partly because unarchived but also because they get fuck all promotion.
>>30924243Oh I'm sure. And the ID video released the other day was pretty much the exact same thing.
>>30924243This is actually hilarious.Reminds me of the Domino's Hatsune Miku ad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s
>>30924804These bratThese tumsI’m gonna UOOOOOHHHH till neighbour call a police to my house
>>30924587That's not even exclusive to HoloJP. Even western streamers have these gimmick intros. HoloEN still has s long way to go...
>>30924804Hey, is that cunnies?
>>30924269How was her morning stream today?
>>30924428Yeah, as evidenced by their first minecraft collab where she went above ground to find the tunnel dirnctions and make the glass, Ame isn't cranky, she just prefers to be in the background and try keep things moving.
>>30924876>afraid of bananas>bad with holesShe's doesn't know what sex is. She's the purest.
>>30924804Nice. Now link the uncropped one.
>>30924866>Accidental yab in Kiara's stream?>Dump eeeeeeet.
>>30924894Yes
>>30924804Imagine how soft these tummies are
>>30924650Tired and autistic.>Mori was too focused on placing bones on the tree and learning the game to talk much, unless something was trying to kill her up until she was showing off her “house” and then started contributing moreThe other three were working hard and chatting the whole collab. Pretty great in general unless you got Ame withdrawals, but even then you got a kiss in the end.
>>30924804When will be a proper doujin of these two, Im so done with big boobs now I want something fresh
>>30924926She looks drunk (pregnant) in this picture
>>30924804UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD'S BELLY
Thank you anons, the rrats in my head have finally stopped talking
>>30924876Go ahead, see if I care!
>>30924894>you found that image specifically without reading literally any of the rest of the threadgo back wherever the fuck you came from
>>30924932I thought he graduated?
>>30924942when they collab
Why did they even need a script I mean these girls know what fes is why not let them be natural
>>30924243https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1340270352090349568
>>30924701Ina ina inaaaaa...
>>30924804Fuck you, where is my CUNNY trinity
>>30924866You can see her eyes scan the lines, it's pretty hilarious.
>>30924894Read the thread instead of restarting old discussions
>>30921581Who the fuck is this Ina chick?
>>30924953They're screaming now?
>>30924843marketing to people who dont know shit about computers. it's like scam callers targeting old people because they're more likely to believe the garbage they're peddling.
>>30924942For gura, wait for the same-ketto in feb 2021
>>30924804It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
>Accidental yab in the Kiara/Mori collab?>Dump eeeeet
>>30924973based
>>30924994>chickHe clearly has a mustache
>>30924701That's fine, "Wah!" is so much better.
>>30924599You can tell this was written and produced by Japs.
>>30924973holy kek
>>30925016Guys? Is this Jay???
>>30924973
>>30924097>>30924225Hopefully a learning experience for EN holos. This thread is the main aggregate for all of this shit. Discordfags, trannies, SEA and cows don't dig this shit up themselves as much, they mostly aggregate it from wherever, mostly here. Cows admit it themselves.This place really fucking needs jannies for EU/SEA time.
>>30924973>LOL so thats how it turned out...Ame... you're not supposed to make fun of your own AD
>>30925020Close, Koreans.
>>30924973>so thats how it turned out...Ame is cringing right now
>>30923059>mori/kiara/haachama offcolabWas this ever confirmed?
>>30925035MEEEIDOOOOOSSSS
>>30924999I don't hear them at all, I didn't even have to take my meds
>>30924975CUNNITY if you will
>>30925003I am JP illiterate, got a tl dr for me to chew ?
Just woke up from a coma, is Haachama back in Japan now?
>>30924973So this means they recorded it separately right?
>>30924973Based detective,
You're watching Iofi right?
Just woke up.How was the Minecraft collab? And why is the A Way Out vod down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzgF2M0k0wISHAAAAAKK
>>30924973>so thats how it turned outWhat does she mean by that
>>30924859Im watching an indy right now with around 30 viewers that I only noticed because of an Ad on youtube in English. I imagine a lot of them would love even the lowest sub count in Hololive
>>30925065Yeah, and she took Australia with her.
>>30925073I'm watching iofi and botan
>>30924973She’s not sleeping...
>>30925035We're all gonna make it.
>>30925077Slight Yab where Kiara showed the private discord with the members and their managers.
>>30924973Ame...
>>30925035PINK SUCKS
>>30925077Scroll up nigga
>>30925079that's a man baby
>>30925073Her switching languages filters me, she's way better in collabs.
>>30925077>Just woke up.https://files.catbox.moe/m0tmg4.webm
>>30924973Someone ask her if she actually looked down to read her script for her second line.
>>30924973defective...
>>30925096It's true, we've all moved to nippon
>>30924804I kneel
>>30925083She meant that it turned out differently than how she'd imagined it turning out
>>30925060It will whenn they available anon
>>30924243The cringe is strong with this one.
>>30925142Why? You can see it.
https://youtu.be/5PWfOqW7e-kSHE'S SO CUTE BROS
>>30925077>>30921175
>>30925035
Iofi...
>>30925079>cosplay titty pianist streamernow that's a niche i didn't know existed.
>>30925083It was recorded a while ago. Ame's old mic, but Kiara's new one, Ina was still doing "Ina ina inaaaa" as her intro. She's only now seeing how it turned out
>>30925096I thought the scenery out my window looked different...
>>30925079Woaaaahhhhhhh
>>30924804Please do something wholesome
>>30924929Next time maybe, but here's the original resolution.https://sg.catbox.moe/oq91h4.png
>>30924804fuck. okay i kneel. you alright, /hlgg/.
She’s taking the piss, isn’t she...
>>30924732>non schizo narrativeNot on my watch>Ina was raped by her uncle as a child, and the uncle said “Roommate roommate ROOMMAAAAATE” when he came>This is why she doesn’t like cucumbers, but she repressed the memory itself.>Ina was reminded of the memory when saying Holofes 2, because her uncle was referred to as “Uncle Fes the 2nd”
>>30925073she's getting her ass kicked, isn't she?
>>30924203I doubt they'd be reading the possible yabai parts of the server during a chat anyway, I remember the Ame leak being tame.
>>30924660>Find her voice and attitude strangely attractive>Now she wants to come to AustraliaIt's all falling into place
>>30924789>japs love guraImagine their reaction if they hear her voice at FES
>>30925173Wrong tab, anon. This is /hlgg/.
>>30925213She thinks it's cringekino
>>30925213she's here
Inas chibi toes
>>30925213Ame please keep your shit posting to the thread, thank you.
>>30925213She means cringekino
>>30925203Nice, thanks.
>>30925214>uncle Fes>not FesterMissed opportunity
>>30925079god I love pan piano
>>30925079let me guess, it's a dude
>>30925213I never took Ame for a cringe connoisseur
>>30925213Dont breach containment AME
>>30925213She can't keep getting away with it.
>>30925035sacre bleu, where's l'originalitie?!
From the Haachama thread on /ck/ right before deletionCan you guys explain why unpopular dishes are hated by moderation on /ck/?
>>30925203uohhhhh
I wanted to watch the A way out collab and you autists just had to fucking ruin it with the discord shit so that the VOD was removed.
>>30925203>sg instead of fileso that's how you get full res images?
>>30925213>EN shilling HoloFesNOOOOO THE RRAAAATS
>>30925264Schrodinger's penis anon
>>30925264>>30925127anons....your channelreps.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzgF2M0k0wIOppai Piano...
>>30925213Jesus Ame.
>>30924804>20 replies in and no one noticed the gills Step up your game /hlgg/
>>30925238Wish I could draw chibis like Ina...
>>30925173Her chat is filled with English comments and twitch speak. RIP her career for JOP audience.
>>30925173>shitty impersonation>sounds like the personification of xanax
>>30925284It's only privated, it'll be back up soon
>>30925284At most give it 24 hours, possibly not even that.
>>30925283The best part
>>30925297all girls on the internet are men until I see vagoo
>>30925003That is if our rrats don't get it cancelled.
>>30924804SANTA MARIIAAAAA
>>30925294Kiara already said they're going to be in it
>>30924660Inb4 she goes out into the wilds for a month and comes back as hardened /out/ enthusiast that does wilderness streams and talks about how she enjoyed stabbing dropbears to death
>>30925316What the heck?
>>30924243Okay I am extremely late to the party but ... Holy shit, that "howdy". I was slumped over, eyes closed, hand over face, lips twisted while listening to this.It was funny how dead inside Kiara sounded. Poor girls
>>30925281What a fag
>>30924901ah the tarantoni. the web one?
>>30925316I don't care about the gills, the navel is where the magic happens.
Matsuri is fucking BREAKING DOWN in Hoshikawa's 3d
images
>>30925316Yeah fuck you too
>>30925424Kiara couldn't save her....
very small knife image 4 this thread
Gura's alt costume
>nearly post limit>still ~40 imagesCLOWN LOVE
somebody save iofi ffs
>>30925213For you
use it or lose it
>>30925433
this thread really lasted 2 and a half hours huh
Gura HAS kissed my penis.
>>30925463I approve of this knife
>>30925467G!
>>30924243that was unintentionally funny to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgLnduZt_ooSomebody call the FRIEND backup stream seems the autistic onion is sleeping
I LOVE YOU REINE
>>30925501That was me wearing a Gura cosplay, sorry bro.
I love my dorky Priestess!!
I love Koopa!
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