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I LOVE AME!
I love Ina!
RATE THE STREAM
>>30844043Blessed image.
Very good Gura... HOWEVER
Gura is our lovable slut.
>>30843991Mori really fucked up on her song release schedule, no surprise her momentum is dying down
Mori is the only EN with integrity.
I love Amelia Watson!
Chickin?
>>30844053one more god to be rejected
>>30843850Gura singing nothing but Sesame Street songs along with MR Rogers Neighborhood, and Reading Rainbow theme would be interesting
>>30844006She quite literally lucked out with youtube fucking her over otherwise she would've still been 20k behind. She'll pass Ina EVENTUALLY but at the rate it's going she needs something big again. And who knows, Ina's little Karaoke stint tomorrow might give her a boost.
Feast your eyes anons (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
Gura is a good Christian girls and may even be a virgin
KFP employees!!!! State your KFP job. You better not be KFP's cum container.
>>30843421>I'll read, like, storybooks. But them I'm like, maybe I can't archive—I dunno.>Snooty princess, where I tell you to, I dunno, carry me around and, and... kiss my, kiss my—I don't wanna say that. I was gonna say—I was gonna say, "oh, kiss the ground I walk upon, peasant" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ. Hoo, that was close.
So, you would watch any Holo playing Civilization V + Brave New World?
>>30844011I don't want to watch indies though except for very fewI just want holos but with comfier chats.Even Gura member streams are infinitely more comfy than her public ones. She talks a LOT more to the chat and enjoys it a lot more too. Same goes for Amelia to be honest.
>Ame and Gura haven't liked GuraAme art in awhileGuraAme bros I haven't felt so good ever since detective diaries...
>>30844071CURSED
>>30844058Integrity is not a synonym for autism.
>>30843510Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it. It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.
>>30844071delete this
>>30844053God, I wish.>>30844057>Mori really fucked up on her song release How?
>>30844074That's Kiara, anon.
I love Ina and all of her friends in Hololive!
RISU YOU FUCKING HARLOT COLLAB WITH HOLOEN ALREADY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU BITCH RODENT
Takamori love!
>>30844064Schoolhouse Rock too
>>30844071inaa......
>>30844048
>>30844080Gura also confirmed she likes the D
>>30844057I wrote declining there but i meant that they are losing a little bit of momentum, as expected due to the holydays i imagine. Still impressive growth tough
>>30844088
>>30844006Kiara will only pass Ina if something huge happens again. Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less work whereas Kiara gets small boosts for every collab she does. Even if she does pass Ina, it probably wouldn't be for long either unless she maintains regular collabs.
>>30844096>How?By literally not doing what she promised? Cover song was supposed to happen and it hasn't and we're almost 3 weeks into December.
>>30844043Good OPhttps://files.catbox.moe/7gdbrz.mp3
>>30844047Indeed
>>30844105Fuck off tribalist, this is a UNITY thread.
I LOVE POLKA!
>>30844043FAT ASS SQUIRREL
Alright rrats, time to post you wildest narrativeshttps://app.inferkit.com/demo
>>30844079Go watch Ame's sister, just dont name drop Ame
>>30843996You gotta be at least a little bit slutty to be into a dude with a 4000 mile dick.
>>30844078Yes, but I don't think anyone but Ame or Kiara can fill the dead air. Ina will be abysmal for that.
>>30843879"Based", pic fucking related. Wish I could be like this instead of being anxious over everyday nothingburgers despite having it fairly good.
>>30844076She wouldn't be able to get through a convincing princess Dom ASMR, she cringes at herself too hard unfortunately.
>>30844071Art.
>>30844074KFP therapist for all the schizos who need their meds
>>30844071Go post this on twitter and use the fanart tags.
>>30844132haachama is too retarded to have sex
>>30844142that's true, but it would still be cute. and funny.
I get home from work and it's seriously dead hours for another 8 fucking hours? Someone free me from this hell timezone
>>30844057She’ll make up for it into this month and early 2021 with all the releases that should be popping out, the collabs will get her name even more out there. I’ve also no doubt that with her finally leaving her job she’s going to become a content powerhouse. Or she’s going to funnel all that new free time into her other career, which would fucking suck.
Glad you takos are finally getting BTFO. It's been long overdue. The only reason Ina was ever ahead of Kiara was she lucked out with a better design. Kiara put the work in with amazing collabs, a hit single, and amazing solo streams this past month and even her channel being deleted only made her stronger. Meanwhile the "trinity" just phone it in with low effort minecraft, drawing streams, and clickbait RFA. Hopefully this is a wake up call to Ina.
>>30844074I am Kiara's chair.
>>30844043I want to nut into tree rrat
Ame's been reading my posts about her new sleep schedule filtering me so now she's going to change it, just for me! Thanks, Ame! JWU
Hololive is dead...
>>30844122Some anon posted that Kiara used to get a few hundred more than Ina before the youtube deletion, now i dont know how are the stats anymore. Thats on their normal solo days, btw
>>30844088Thanks for the explanation, Gura.
>>30844058Thats a weird way of spelling Ollie
>>30844076What are the chances she was going to say "kiss my ass"? she does prefer ass after all
>>30844096November song nowhere to be seenDecember song right now is the Bread Wrap, which outside of the meme factor won't turn many headsKiara duet, which would be considered the 'actual' December song will be on Kiara's channel because everything Mori does together with her gotta be about her
>>30844168>Glad you takos are finally getting BTFORejecting reality again huh?
>>30844168Man I know this is a copypasta already but>low effort minecraftLike how is this even on the list when Kiara does this almost weekly?
>>30844017Based. Godspeed, mate.
>>30844168Obvious falseflagger is obvious
>>30844071glad Ina was forgotten for once
>>30844168all me
>>30844053Ai-chan got fucked over by management, she deserves it.
>>30844074I process the human carcasses into KFP meat.
>>30844168
>>30844088nice blogpost Gura
>>30844173I think Ame is just trying to fix her own sleep schedule.
>>30844168Kiara had to go through a struggle to get on the same level as Ina who barely even tries, in the end Ina is more soulful than Kiara will ever be
>>30844088I'm not reading this shit. AWAY!
>>30844048Ina not streaming today?
>>30844043Redpill me on the Risu Witch narrative. The more I think about it, the more convinced I am Risu is part pinoy. Why the fuck is she catholic again? Indonesians aren't usually catholic.
>>30844107That would be amazing.
>>30844184Ollie isn't an EN. She has a big flapping brapper though, I'll give you that.
>>30843902>chinks killed Coco's momentumYou serious? More like it boosted her momentum.Now that drama is over everyone forgot about her.
>>30844058shouldn't good bait at least pretend to have a point
>>30844076>>30844188She was going to say feet
>>30844184Not EN
>>30844017>constant lack of energy and loss of appetiteSounds familiar hmm...
>>30844188i agree 100% with the theory that she was going to say feet or toes. she did say "kiss my" twice, and what she ended up with was the ground under them instead.
>>30844132>Kiren comes inhaha c-cute AI...
>>30844217Cancelled rice stream to prepare something special for the karaoke stream tomorrow.
So when all the girls have 1M, will numberfags stop? Or does the .XX matter to them more than the 1M?
>>30844217She cancelled it to prepare more for tomorrow's Karaoke.
>>30844088Impossibly based.
>>30844047me too! I love Amelia!
>>30843991growth being a logarithmic function is entirely natural.And I'll say it, I highly doubt that Gura would still grow ~10k a day if she wasn't gaming the algorithm by avoiding swears.Zombie isn't too weird, she debuted like 2 weeks ago, in fact her 2nd week growth is smaller than Kiara's 4th week growth going by socialblade(25k vs 28k). Though to be fair she had a far higher 1st week than literally anyone else.Apologies for the numberfagging but i love statistics
>>30844062Chickin!
>>30844214Why are takos like this?
>>30844134I've watched her for a bit, I really like her design. She seems like she has potential too. Does she hate people mentioning Ame or was that just general advice?
>>30844242>>30844238Ah that sad. I already miss her.
>>30844088This is the most based post I've seen all year.
>>30844071Should've used that cursed Gura pic with the burger instead.
>>30844236K*ren bros...
>>30844053This is actually depressing>>30844088>foot connoisseur >manicureFAKER
Allow me to introduce you to my religion.https://streamable.com/g1u6xp
>>30844217>>30844238Ina cancelled her stream to spend more time with Two.The cuckening continues.
>>30844071do takodachi really?
>>30844058you mean her, anon.
>>30844246>but i love statisticsi do aswell, worked with it all my life. Numberfagging is suffering
>>30844241You need to add Ollie, Reine and Moona to the list.
>>30844269Good taste Gura.
>>30844074I prepare hu..-chicken by skinning them!
>>30844269You little mesugaki
>>30844270>Cancelled so we could go on a dateLater losers
Does anyone have that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that someone is making?
>>30844132T-teamates??
>>30844074We all remember the 35 employees and Kiara that held the line on yesterday stream.
>>30844285You need to stop pretending you're relevant to anything, SEAnigger.
>>30844132>Gura has developed actual feelings for Amelia. Despite being a shark, Gura is shown to be the friendliest and most sympathetic member of the (first) season. Gura has killed all the other members of the FOC as well as many crocodiles and penguins, presumably to win Amelia’s heart.All of this ends up making less sense than Gura’s creepy dance moves (which you can check out below). Gura does come up with a good rationale for her rampage, “Marine conservation”, but it feels like she just invented that line to cover up her moral lapse.Interesting.
>>30844088Hi gura
>>30844088i-is this not a copypasta?
>>30844078Yes. Hopefully one I can understand, but I'd take a JP rampaging around with Samurai.
>>30844269G-Gura... sugoi
>>30844269>was expecting a Touhou>wasn't a TouhouWhy isn't it a Touhou?
>>30844118It's been over three months. They're just settling into a realistic growth period now. People seem to forget that they're spearheading a new market and working to grow it. Despite all the numbers and success, it's not nearly as big as it could be if they take off globally the way it has in Japan.
>>30844074Wrong hours friend.Since boss is in JST, only late shift kfps aroundcant clean while she's fired upt. kfp chimney cleaner
>>30844253General advice, don't drop other vtubers' name in a vtuber's chat unless they're mentionned or related to what's happening in the stream.
>>30844071This is what architectfags actually jerk off to.Subhuman.
>>30844254I'm going through a relapse, yeah. Sometimes wish I don't always catch her live so I can have a backlog to watch in case of emergencies like this but if I don't catch her live I also feel like trash.
>>30844269this is great
>>30844088Nice
>>30844269Everytime I see a clip of Ollie I get really nervous that she's gonna fart at any second.
>>30844300AHHHHHHHH THEY'RE LITERALLY HAVING SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>took today off to watch Ina's stream cause it's my birthdayGuess I'm rewatching Edith Finch
>>30844301Based, i am the one on the second row on the right
>>30844212Yeah, she said that at the end of the minecraft stream last night, I'm just ironically schizo posting
>>30844257heh, forgot about that oneMight swap it out if the guy who did the bodies ever does an Ina and I update it
>>30844241I feel like this just assumes there's a infinite pool of potential fans, rather than the reality that many of the people who would potentially be interested in vtubers have already been exposed to them.
Are we actually expecting ame to be competent at portal? I know she's said she's finished the game and is very familiar with it but I find it hard to believe she's not mediocre at it and I'm sure she will still get stuck on some puzzles.
>>30844319Of course. I thought she had gotten upset with people mentioning her or something by the way you said it.
>>30844132The pepeloni
>>30844315Needs a dumb hat first (no, the ribbon doesn't count)
>>30844218There are 25 million catholics in indonesia. It's not that unusual.
>>30844122>Ina's natural growth is biggerProvably wrongKiara outside of bigger events like the deletion gets like 1-2k more per week, averaging of course.
>>30844315sir-no
>>30844335Tanjoubi omedatou, anon
>>30844331this, but make a pedo incest rape joke
>>30844317Agreed
>>30844230>>30844233you sure? because "kiss my feet" doesnt sound like something she would have to censor herself over, especially since she has said "suck my toes" before. She would probably censor herself if she said "kiss my ass" tho, and it makes a bit on sense since she would be roleplaying as a bratty princess
>>30844331>nervousyou mean horny
>>30844353She has apparently done some basic speedruns of it, so I doubt she'll have trouble figuring out the puzzles.
>>30844331I understand you anon, it'd be troublesome to pop a random boner at work
>>30844072There is like a 50% chance she's a virgin.
>>30844071AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30844353She'll probably be good at the game. If there are problems, it'll be technical issues.
>>30844132>kit.The problem with the last Kiara offcollab was that I didn’t really know her that well, and that kinda made it difficult to try and make it special. It didn’t really feel right without any vocals, so I was keen to get back on it when I heard about a competition that Bristol-based DJ, producer, writer, and copywriter Alex Jones was doing for a ‘Blur you about bass & vocals’ sort of competition. The winner was to produce a track and give it to her label’s resident, Mahogany, to mix and produce, with Kiara featured as a featured vocalist.
>>30844132Here is your glimpse of the future. What do you think?
Are there any Teamates here, or is it too early?
>>30844074VP of Transportation. Currently sitting in a loading dock picking up bottled water to take to Kansas.
>>30844132T-tom, please stay away from my oshi..
>>30844359>Provably wrongThey were fucking literally neck and neck and Ina now has a 2k lead
>>30844071The Gura needs disgusting gills
>>30844385I'm excited for Bilal Al-Amin
>>30844269>https://streamable.com/g1u6xpZombie RFA when?WHEN?WHEEEEEN?WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE?WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN?
>>30844370you can't reach her ass with your lips if you have her in a princess carry, but you can reach her feet.
>>30844132
>>30844122>Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less workNope. Kiara was getting better monthly growths before the deletion happened. It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams. You also have to factor their game choices as Kiara tends to play big debuff games, while Ina has better selections for the audience (aside from Sakuna).
I seriously can't stop thinking of Gura's tummy. I can't go 20 seconds without picturing it in my head. I don't even care about any other body part of Gura aside from her tummy. I would do unspeakable things to Gura's tummy. Firstly, I would make sure to caress every inch. Every nook and cranny of Gura's cute little tummy would be massaged and molested. I would run my finger along her defined hipbones. I would gently tickle her waist and leave kisses leading to her belly button. Then, I would blow raspberry's so hard into her belly button that saliva would be coming out of her ass. Her tummy wouldn't even need oil, because i'll have licked it so much that it'd be covered in enough of my saliva I could see my own reflection. If Gura was my girlfriend I would never let her wear anything that concealed her tummy. I would need at least 10 hours a day dedicated to worshipping her tummy. I wouldn't even have sex with Gura, because I already know that penetration would never feel even remotely as good as rubbing my dick on her tummy and using her belly button as a bucket for my cum.
>>308443858, 9, and 12 actually sound like cool ideas, though the first and last overlap too heavily to be considered.
>>30844425Very cool, Matsuri!
>>30844385>finally get my magician chuubaNICE
>>30844056>>30844072>>30844378Gura is either a super slut or an innocent virgin. There is no inbetween for her.
>>30844320No. The Architect desires perfection of the female form, not simply size for it's own sake. That disgrace is merely an abomination of false proportion and degeneracy. Architecture is more about the process of lovingly sculpting perfection, rather than the destination at which one arrives.
>>30844385>a magician who can become invisible>just livestreams without an avatar
>>30844071for once, I'm glad that Ina has a low profile
>>30844088Yep, this goes into my "based" compilation.Now where's that picture of Mori in a bathtub with her feet out? It'd go well with this post
>>30844385LA Noire Naoto x Ame collab in which Naoto doesn't notice ANYTHING wrong with the cops.
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1339613807488847873So Kiara randomly replied to a german vocaloid music producer. The rrats in my head tell me that she is obviously going to make her next song with him.
>>30844444fuck off Mori, tophat is not becoming a Holostar
>>30844385Lyra CUNNY!
>>30844354>a single pepi
>>30844385>still no rrat chuubaogey
>>30844425t.
>>30844320That is not our goal anon and we will work to eliminate it
>>30844132I-Ina? You okay?Is that why you cancelled the stream?
>>30844107and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh6D4vGc8KQ
>>30843421>>30844076Timestamp?>inb4 archive repsPlease I'm a wageslave peasant right now, I don't have time for anything.
>>30844088https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>30844359That's just the boost from holotalk. If she was naturally growing faster it'd have carried over post-deletion.
>>30844446She didn't know what bimbo or harem meant so I'm going with virgin
>>30844482Today is Thursday not Wednesday.
>>30844367Same, I got worried about that when she said she fancies herself a comedian instead of a singer today.
i love Polka and i'm gonna make her pregnant
>>30844493You mean Friday
>>30844503Not if I beat you to it!
>>30844132Gurame discord sex
AHEMI HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!K**pa is fun to watch, even if she's off-topic!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.Fuck tribalistfags.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
>>30844425t. me
>>30844385kek, easily the best one so far
>>30844463>Pop song>Put some Carly Rae Jepsen things on itOk, hype is back
>>30844400Ina collabed with Gura
I'm honestly suffering from Mori release withdrawalI want to hear her in studio version againI want to know what song she choseI want to compare the original and her take down to tiny detailsI need it, I need it, I need it, I need it....
>>30844507Fuck off Seanig/jap/australian
>>30844359Why hasn't Kiara overtaken Ina? Not trying to stir shit but I'm legitimately curious if something else was at play if Kiara's growth was actually faster this entire time.
>>30844492How do you explain all the foot teasing then?
>>30844236Why are doxxbots like this?
it's dead hourspost music to do reps to
>>30844425A single entity, made to be cute, evokes all form of fetishes in people
>>30844530Virgins are horny as hell senpai
>>30844078I'd prefer endless legend.
>>30844486it starts at about 1:59:50 in the VOD but here's a clip.https://files.catbox.moe/y81q1o.mp4
>>30844400The last 8 completed weeks for Ina are a subscriber growth of33k28k25k21k22k21k21k19kAnd for Kiara38k25k22k24k23k27k24k40kObviously last week is outlier data for Kiara but the trend is pretty clear.
Do you guys think that if Amelia got a massive training, she could sing well or decent?
>>30844053Collab when
>>30844489holotalk funnily enough boost the Jap girls more than her, people even mocked Kiara because of it so...
>>30844132Did any of you clip this? I missed it.
>>30844385I like how 11 is literally Amelia
>>30844074KFP monk. What should my prayer and day look like?
>>30844549The boost from her first kareoke to her second was already pretty massive
Did that Zombie girl sing CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUTIE CUTIE SO CUNNY LOVE earlier or am I hearing things? Also she sucks at singing
>>30844527But I'm in vladivostok
>>30844549I like her singing the way it is.
>>30844512Based unitychad
>>30844539we already know you like small, Mori, don't be blatant about it
>>30844132Sixth member confirmed
>>30844520This excuse is more sad when you realize it implies that Kiara's collabs with everyone, including Gura, amounted to nothing
>>30844132>Moon
>>30844554we don't consider indogs "people" around here
>>30844415What if she has a really long prolapsed anus?
>>30844546I can hear themthe UOHs The earth will shake with their powerUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>30844110Ninomae feet and pantsu...
>>30844581>she has a gunR-RRATS!?
>>30844385>>30844444>>30844462>Kei Kurono>Protagonist of Gantz>OP of Gantz is by Rip Slyme>44444G-guys??https://youtu.be/JJYLBzBh4ZI
>>30844565Yeshttps://files.catbox.moe/8gpwt7.m4a
Gura is NOT a whore. Making sexual jokes and innuendos doesn't make you a slut. Stop it.
>>30844168I don't think Kiara would appreciate you bashing her fellow member like this. Why are there so many fake KFPs.
>>30844609AAAAAAHA STOP
>>30844546UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>30844503Scientist Holo to clone all the holos when?
>>30844132Ina....
>>30844529Because her first 2 weeks particularly were comparatively bad in terms of growth, and since those are the ones with the highest total subscription it manifested as a ~50k(?), I don't remember the exact number, lead for Ina
>feeling like if I could actually manage to get Gura to be my friend that I could form a connection with her and someday even marry herHow foolish am I?
>>30844492Do you really believe that?
>>30844581>she has a gunsounds familiar>and other gunsIT'S KIARA!
>>30844582? she got the same boost that Ina had, the difference is only timing so,,,
>>30844132OHNONONONOMONONONONONONONOOOO
>>30844554only idiots make fun of her for that when that was explicitly the point, its her normal collabs that boost her with JOPs
>>30844132What the fuck
>>30844529>Debuff games>Worst timeslots ever>People now are giving her a chanceThe fact she went into Edelgard route, even if the worst, we might see the end of FE3H things and get into another game or get a space for new things. She will suprass her and she's close it thank to Re:Debut buff. As a KFP, would like more to get Ina and Kiara get always neck to neck like this.
>>30844423>It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams.That is just straight up not true and I say that as someone that loves both of them.Kiara stomps everyone in her gen in terms of stream length
>>30844625Funfact: Cloning and genetic editing is relatively easy.
>>30844385>Kei KuronoReally, did they run out of ideas?At least Al-Amin sounds like a bro.Mariko may be cool too.>half-soldier, half-demonA military oni chuuba? I'm sold. Especially if there are hints of a Doom guy connection.
>>30844370She's becoming self conscious of how frequently she mentions feet and how her audience is picking up on it.It's also possible she was doing it subconsciously before and Ame started to point it out to her and she's wary of it now.I don't have the clips on hand but:Ame slyly saying 'I'm sure a lot of people will like that' when Gura mentions putting her foot in her mouth. in apex collabAme asking Gura if she has flat feet, Gura responding with nice arched feet and Ame saying 'New info!!'. in diehard watchalong. So now she's trying to avoid toe/feet comments (like in the princess ASMR question) but sometimes she lets it slip like during yesterday's stream.That's my narrative.
YouTube keeps recommending me videos of my boss’s roommate and it’s hard to resist watching...
>>30844644of course
>>30844218>>30844043Would like to know tooWhat is the witch thing, heard it in passing during her asscreed stream.
>>30844643THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGHOW DOES IT KNOW
>>30844646OH NONONO
>>30844646Hot
>>30844652Mariko is basically the chuuba equivalent of Ken-sama
What's Watson's period timer again? She was very Gura-centric during last nights Minecraft.
>>30844643WOW
>>30844549She has the voice to do twee pop, if she does more practice with her soft tone with singing I think she will improve a lot, that last cover of Kiss Me was an example of how much she could improve
>>30844631Not gonna happen. Don't torment yourself by deluding yourself into believing that you ever had a chance.
>>30844664blacklist her channel and report to cover if it is on a doxx channel, i dont get them anymore after this
>>30844300gaben-sama...
>>30844643I guess the RFA yab was even the talk of the town among neural networks.
>>30844269>>30844331>>30844414https://streamable.com/cgumwz
>>30844043Assasin Creed might be the first non vn game she actually enjoy streaming.Minecraft doesn't matter
>>30844650I only meant that comparatively, Anon. I didn't mean to say they're equal.
>>30844549Does she use her normal voice for singing?
>>30844697I know but it's all I have...
i'm going to do my anki reps boys... time to learn some more of this useless language!!
>>30844546She was about to say feet wasnt she.
>>30844617>"Gura is shy">"Gura is depressed">now it's "Gura is a slut"Don't narrativefags ever get tired
>>30844618Same reason they falseflag as Takos, they're running out of material
>>30844492She also said she doesn't know what simp means.She's acting anon...
>>30844726yes, i think she was about to say feet.
>>30844631>Not doing your entertainer reps to apply and succeed into becoming an EN Holostar and eventually doing a collab with the EN girlsPathetic.
>>30844617Aloe...
>>30844698I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I strength to do it
>>30844132?
>>30844132>Gawr Gura refuses to collab with ID and JP because of time constraintsnow shut the fuck up about it
>>30844132Ame is cuter than usual today, so here's her naked cuteness.I think she still looks like a pixie.We went to a pumpkin patch yesterday.That was fun.Oh yeah, you saw the pictures on FB already, but here are a few more.We have to get a new, real camera so I can take all the pictures I want of our silly little girl, because that one is kind of crap.This one is 8. 2 megapixels, for instance.But anyway, here are a couple more cute pics of Ame.I made Ame a Halloween t - shirt, from this fabric.
>>30844643Wtf this is literally the doom posting /I/schizo narrative
>>30844682Why, that sounds just fine by me.
>>30844646To exhentai I go...
>>30844713Asscreed games can be a lot of fun if you just muck about in them casually.
>>30844742
>>30844132>Gawr Gura is tending to her avocado plantsand basil plants as it slowly drizzles outside her apartment. She has plans to sell her vegetables this summer at farmers markets and sells the odd avocado here and there at the Ocean Park farmers market.The closest grocery stores are at most a ten-minute walk away and there is nothing like fresh, local, organic produce.
>>30844643Rrrats stat!
>>30844664There's nothing wrong with watching roommate content, anon, people just don't like it being shared here since it's not exactly on-topicEnjoy as much roommate content you want, whether it be Kiara's idoling, Gura's old videos, Watson's non-deleted clips, Ina's art, Mori's music, etc
>>30844742do it. it helps teach the algorithm not to show it to other people too.
>>30844132this is the greatest rrat
>>30844710>https://streamable.com/cgumwzever thought it was so loud since it wasn't a fartbut a queef
>>30844613>>30844581Kooper...
>>30844646This site has a weird obsession with incest
>>30844728narratives are just a pasttime for dead hours, don't take it so seriously.
>>30844728>>"Gura is depressed"This is a narrative I buy.
Nabi-mama. Release date onegai...
>>30844742Do it, don't be a faggot.
>>30844546Her sadism fetish was coming out again
>>30844738This is why I don't want holostars ENBecause I just KNOW half of them will only be there with the goal to make one of the EN girls their gf
JWU, what was the thread's general response to Ame's poll?
>>30844624>>30844611and if she ends up not being able to archive it then everyone here will be able to experience the UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHs for themselves
Will Gura do a special gender reveal stream for the baby?
>>30844664Why resist it? 'Fraid to get your immersion ruined?
>>30844792The other half will be shameless money pigs.
All this talk about the Ina and Kiara gap of subs. Kiara will take a week off with Mori, unless Takamori have a huge event for their return or stream consistently during their homiemoon Ina will widen the gap significantly. Not that it matters anyway.
>>30844643ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>30844156It's probable it would be even cuter and funnier than the original plan
Gura is 44 years old and also dead.
>>30844799A bunch of retarded takodachis thinking 3 PM PST is somehow still Ina's designated hours.
>>30844132I don't understand
>>30844723I dunno what to tell ya, I guess I don't exactly take my own advice seeing as how I still post here every single day.
>>30844811that is much much better. NO drama in being a greedy fuck, in fact it would motivate them to put a better show.
>>30844664Youtube is the greatest doxposter of them all.
>>30844792It would be smarter to to become a Holostar to get a Niji harem
>>30844732You're dumb, by this logic any time she doesn't understand any word she's now pretending because of that one instance of clearly pretending for the sake of not encouraging people to use 'simp'.
>>30844800I need Gura to break out of her shyness shackles and fully embrace the lewd, at least for ASMR streams and stuff.
>>30844132Sasuga
>>30844132What did they mean by this?
>>30844617Whores and sluts are not the same thing. Nobody ever called Gura a whore. Whores are the women you pay to have sex with.Sluts are just promiscuous. Gura is a slut.
>>30844616https://files.catbox.moe/ou8xtr.webm
>>30844664You can click "dont recommend channel" and it wont appear again
>>30844713I like the thumbnail for the first one. That flying squirrel is cute.
>Tl:Dr the threadGuess i'll wait for the next one.
>>30844819Kek>Like a boss,Find a sharkFuck its brains out
>>30844071Hololive English as drawn by Sakimichan
How do I get a Polka girlfriend? Is that even possible?
>>30844556>Calliefags will defend this
>>30844650That's a debuff for new people, i call this the "Gacha" experience and not any gacha, but Girls Frontline one. To get up to date with Kiara you have to make an INSANE amount of work to get into her. That's why KFP is full of oldfags 4chan users because we're jaded enough to support it. The more Kiara stream the more complicated the effort is to get into her since there's a lot of lore to get into.
>>30844074cup holder
>>30844811By all means.Just stay the fuck away from Ame and Gura
>>30844071Holy shit, my sides.
>>30844132>The last time Amelia showered, she was washing the dust of the road off her face, and perhaps she realized then that as much as she was trying to keep up a surface of normality, she was lost deep inside, and her heart was screaming for love.As she scrubbed her body, she turned her face and let the tears of exhaustion wash over her face.She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.Amelia reached for the towel hanging over the shower curtain
>>30844132I didn't realize this thing was a doxxposter.
>>30844770Hoocha!
>>30844728I prefer this slut narrative over the depressed one at least. I didn't like reading about her being sad.
>>30844792Joke's on you, if I ever become a homoEN I'm gonna pull a reverse idolfag and refuse to collab with any female or males, except my genmates.
>>30844849It would be the first time she unambiguously tried to be overtly sexy
>>30844750RIP in peace Light Rail Avenger.
>>30844819>The world, it's starting to collapse. I think discors sex is the answermade me laugh
>>30844799Ame fucking up timezones and a bunch of people thinking it'll overlap with Ina. It probably will, but not to any significant extent
>>30844071Is this from Ina's point of view?Truly a cursed existence...
>>30844792>he chooses to seethe impotently instead of working to become one of those peopleWhat is your major malfunction, anon?
>>30844906eh, being shy and embarrassed about it is better anyway.
>>30844132The Chinese antis are actually Chinese nijis or other groups opposed to hololive specifically as opposed to genuine Chinese nationalists. This can be seen in how they ignored ASUS listing itself as a Taiwanese company instead of a Chinese company.
Hell I'd probably have a better chance saving up money to go to Japan and find a girl there then ever getting with Gura, but her cute autism is just too powerful and prior to her I had already given up.
>>30844354>a single pepi My sides are AWAY
>>30844664She wants all the jannies at kfp to sub to the cake anyways
>>30844863Smart. Dead hours until Ame means nothing of value will appear until then.
>>30844903Sad people can get better. Sluts don't.
>>30844317Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a recline at this point their growth is just plateauing finally after having had a huge incline since the debut. And it's frankly absurd that Gura's plateau is with ten thousand new subscribers a day.
>>30844088This is VERY based
Getting a new license plate, what is the best hololive theme'd thing I can fit in 7 characters. Too bad hololive itself is 8.
>>30844917I would rather Ame overlap a bit more with Ina than with Gura
>>30844894>She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.
How would Gura actually go about borrowing Ame's floaties?
>>30844924it's how asians see white people in generalyou really don't wanna see how they see blacks
>>30844370Difference is she said 'suck my toes' as a joke directed at an NPC in a game, whereas in this instance she would be directing it at her audience and thus she would be overtly sexualizing herself. I think Gura, more than any other girl, is extremely wary of what could happen if she went too far and twitter normalfags started dogpiling on her for being a sexualized loli.
How many non-member Gura fans are hoping she won't be able to archive the ASMR so that it'll be posted here and they can view it for free?
>>30844971they're detachable
>>30844971Cute drawing.
>>30844955peploni
JWU and I missed all the ASUS drama. Fuck....
>>30844955AMESAME
>>30844385>Another Demon>Another Witch>Another Detective>another Blonde>KenyanThat would be the biggest step down from EN1 concepts
>>30844664same, and now it's starting to show lots of Ame's doxx
>>30844917I wonder what site she uses for timezone conversions that she consistently messes them up. But thank you, I hope she'll wait for people from all timezones to get a chance to see the poll before weighing the responses.
>>30844980I'd member Gura if she does ASMR. Her voice is angelic.t. deadbeat
>>30844955Gurame or Amesame
>>30844746never mind i like this rrat more
>>30844938>Tfw she replies to them when they comment on her roommateChickin...
>>30844132Is this right? >Gura is cute and funnyGreat sense of humorCreative mindAmazing to talk toGreat motivatorAccepts criticism very wellOutgoingPays attention to detailAptitude for public speakingActive on social mediaGenerousTalented artistRISKS:Has had his tonsils removedCan be sensitiveTaking risks without a good backup planOrganizational skills can be an issueWe don't promote competitionIncome is not guaranteedPlans can change, such as job or schoolWe will handle anything that may come upPlans
>>30844933Anon I hate to tell you this but Gura isn't anything special. She's your standard quiet, nerdy midwestern girl. They make 'em so small there some of them look like they came out of the womb early. It's tricky to meet shutins, especially when they don't turn into MMO addicts like Ina, but they exist and there's absolutely no shortage of them.
>>30844922>IsaiahMori is a jew confirmed
>>30844955UOOOOOH
>>30844132uhhh, rrats?
>>30844132>In their first collaboration stream, Ina and Mori drewcharacters from My Hero Academia, Masamune Kusano, and Kiyoaki Koyama, respectively.In March, after the first two months of the live show, "Art Stage Singapore 2017: The Show" began broadcasting on YouTube.In May, at "Comic Con Asia Singapore 2017", in which Ina and Mori debuted some of the character designs for the second season, Ina explained the process of creating the characters and environments for the anime.
>>30844132feet
>>30844993Fuck Asus
Post your favorite picture of your Oshi.
>>30845011And yet I have never found one despite being 35 and going on dates
>>30845011but she's special to me...
>>30844664Why resist, it's not like she abandoned her previous persona. Just learn to enjoy things separately.
>>30845025
>>30845011>>30844933unironically themed Discords are full of thembut you let them get groomed by pedos rather than snatching them since Discord bad
>>30844993any nerds can give me the recap on this? to lazy to do archive reps
>>30845008Birb brain please andastand
>>30844079I miss when Gura did 3 member streams that one week. Too bad poorfags in these threads whined and complained.
>>30844132Later losers, I had sex with Gawr Gura.
>>30844959It'd probably end up with lowering Ame's viewership which may actually be a good thing
>>30845025okay
>>30844132I found Gawr Gura passed out on the side of the road, she was a bit dehydrated but mostly just tired, so I helped her drink a bit of water and then helped her clean her face.I didn't get a chance to ask her what happened, but I'm guessing a car swerved and hit her.We were told she was heading to Blaenau Ffestiniog, but it is still a mystery as to where she is heading to next.I sure wish I knew her story, maybe she can use my name to get on a list or something to make sure she gets back home safe and sound.It's 11: 50pm now and I've done 50km
>>30844168As a person whose oshi is neither Kiara or Ina these posts make me chuckle a bit instead of getting triggered. Now I kind of understand why people laugh at us whenever someone try to talk shit about my oshi or whatever and I get mad replying to them. In the end, it's just shitpost galore huh, no need to be serious about anything
>I could drive much better if I wanted to.......... flex on you guys.Is this Ame's most blatant lie so far?
Wouldn't it be hilarious if a holo broke a speedrun record? Just imagine the amount of autist rage it would spark.
>>30844132Uhhhh
>>30844132Ame.. is Dying guys.
>>30845042>>30839018 is a good recap.
>>30845063deadbeat?
>>30844903>I didn't like reading about her being sad.Oh, then you're not going to like this.Gura's sluttiness is just a coping mechanism she uses to deal with her loneliness. She craves intimacy and affection and she feels like she can only get that from sex.
>>30844955Matsuri
>>30845071HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30845071Doesn't even need to break record. Just be top 10 will spark autism rage.
>>30844071No thanks, would rather take my meds
I'm not at all surprised but I'm still disgusted at the number of SEAniggers commenting on Ame's member poll. Hopefully the new time is worse for them.
>>30845087I am actually shocked this one is legit available.
>>30845071I'm no master speedrunner but I like to imagine if I made it in as a holostar people would at least be somewhat impressed by my Dark Souls SL1 runs
>>30845040>unironically themed Discords are full of themI don't really believe you, sorry. If it were true I would've already found because I certainly tried.
>>30844132cocks eternally cumming on mori's hands.All the while i sucked my cock - another unusual act in a boarding school, and one she delighted in doing.Now, however, the time had come for me to have my turn.i was on the run again, a couple of miles down the road in the direction of the boys' dorms, doing what I always did when it came time to try the girls.i tried the girl dorms.i tried the girls dorms.sometimes the girls dorms, sometimes the boys.only that, in either case, was not the point.the point was the forest9,500 weekly characters left
>>30844071it's beautiful. you're beautiful
>>30845071FBK has done this
>>30844132rrats?
>>30845071Did she schedule whatever sponsored stream she mentioned? Or did it really turn out to be Asus related after all
>>30844132Gura is Amelia's husband confirmed.
>>30845071Didn't FBK broke MC iron man record already?
>>30845071Is this specific to the Portal speedrun community? I imagine that a lot other communities would just be happy with the exposure they are giving to speedrunning
>>30845105sharing BOOKY with ame-chan....
>>30844325I know how you feel takodachi
>>30843961Anon, I understand that others such as yourself had been doing translations of these people from time to time, but I have to admit, I love machine translation.I can't perfectly explain it, but there is something great about reading nearly broken translations of a foreign language into English. It can create the most entertaining fuckups and portmanteaus of the original language and English. There's something magical about machine translation that can't be done with an accurate one.An accurate translation would never give me gems like this. An accurate translation would take the word "schizospok" and turn it into a comparable slang term here. Instead, I get the equivalent to Japenglish, but for a whole new language.
>>30844955Holomyth
>>30845108You know what to do. Do it for God.
>>30845128Not yet, we'll know later if it was or not
Oh god I'm gonna CHUUUUUM
>>30844955Menhera
>>30845132Are the roles reversed?
>>30844855Anon, just because someone masturbates a lot doesn't make them a slut. You need to actually sleep around to be a slut.
>>30844047Oh I wish Amelia could stream, everyday~and then she starts singing and the goslings come out to playOh I wish Amelia could stream, everyday~and she gets, cuter, every stream
>>30845147anon,,,
>
If girls like Gura were common there wouldn't be so many people gosling over her.
>>30845085Nah, Im a FBK fan. Rarely is she spoken badly so whenever there is a post I tend to get mad
>>30844132I can't believe Polka got graduated due to her racism against Native Americans.
>>30845159No
>>30845086I'll buy this.She loves the idea of love.
>>30844385better
the AI knows about both Koopa and watson concoction
>>30844732Gura replacing simp with shrimp right off the bat was a masterstroke. Knows she can't stop the dumbasses, only redirect them.
>>30844076favorite part is that chat called her out and knew she was going to say feet
>>30845063Should have been here when Watame and Kanata were neck and neck for subs
>>30845038So does Haachama herself count as a pig? Because I certainly want to pork her.
>>30845167I misread. I admit my mistake.
>>30845139You would be wrong. Speedrunning as a community is basically a handful of autist ecelebs and a bunch of autist cult of personality worshippers that crowd those ecelebs. There are few to no serious speedrunners in the community anymore that aren't using speedrunning purely as the content of their twitter/twitch/youtube presence to monetize, and while they kind of tolerate one another it's a catty, competitive and drama-laden environment with bitchy fans that worship the ground their runner of choice walks on and bicker endlessly with other fandoms. It's basically the worst of minecraft autists, but for basically every game.
>>30845173Friend?
>>30845163i think the word he's looking for may be "coomer".
>>30844955Chumbud
>>30845188I'm just embarrassed by my fellow KFP employees acting like that. Please understand that not all of us are like this.
>>30845063The worst part is it's not even the fanbases doing this.
>>30845025>>30845064Beat me to it so I'll post my second favorite
>>30845156https://streamable.com/8tmjld
>>30844938I have a feeling she'll regret that when she has more of a public presence at cons but oh well
>>30844855Yes she is frequently horny and probably has a great sexual drive, but slut has negative implications like she would fuck anyone. I can't accept that.
>>30845086oh man she's just like me
>>30845153Why did they have to make them so big. She's realistically an A-cup.
>>30845197All good
>>30845184>emitting a sort of sultry, obscene grunting noiseI can't believe neural networks watch koopa's streams.
>>30844855Ironically enough Gura is actually more like a whore in her current job. It's funny in a way.
>>30845171She is kind of special huh, I am the kind of person who get star-struck by someone's voice more often than their face or personality. If they are pretty or wholesome it would be even better. Funny how a voice can evoke that sort of feeling in a person.
https://twitter.com/OutofVTubers/status/1339637586243960832?s=19
>>30845187H-hot
>>30845213she will have to use masks and go incognito or management will forbid it
>>30845216Yes, Gura would only fuck me, no one else.
>>30845216>I can't accept that.Well, you'd better.
>>30845181I like this cast, it expands the lore of the first gen if Amelia failed to contain everyone else or something like that
>>30845086Gura all you have to do is add me on discord and I'll make all the loneliness go away....
Imagine the warmth.
>>30845222Bigger boobs are more Aero/Hydro dynamic.
>>30845025I don’t have it on my phone but I really like the full version of this pic. I think it captures her energy really well.
>>30844132Wtf
ever since my toenail broke off yesterday i have been self-conscious and embarrassed that gura would think my foot is gross and ugly
>>30845199I greatly appreciate channels that do the dirty work of compiling the stories of speedrun games, while filtering out the autistic spergouts. There's some good stuff there, but it is rarely worth trolling through and finding it yourself.There are some nice speedrunners still, but you really can't deny the fact that the community is infested with people who make our pitybaiting superchatters look like maggots in comparison.
>>30845211What was the context of this again? I don't remember them saying faggot in the movie
>>30845139>Is this specific to the Portal speedrun community?The speedrunning in general is full of autists. We're talking frame-by-frame autism.
>>30844855>>30845216Gura is not a slut, she's a pervert. There's a difference.
The HoloEN girls should really play a 4 player game so that they can all play together. Maybe a 4-man Smash session? Or Magicka? I think the last one would be really fun to watch with Gura, Ame, Mori and Kiara fucking around.
>>30845237She is very special. I would marry her even if she was ugly and fat.
>>30845222Small, but not flat is the sweet spot.
Which holo is the most likely to secretly masturbate on stream?
>>30845288Gura
>>30844074KFP Customer Service Manager at the KFP Call CentreIt's nothing but people calling in support for their Oshi that I have to then post in these threads
>>30845139The speedrunning community is filled with attention whores. Someone doing it casually not in the community would have them fucking exploding. They're either completely autistic or a tranny, or both. It's absolutely ridiculous.
>>30845288https://files.catbox.moe/3pfii2.mp4
>>30845201FBK is so loveable isnt she, willing to stand by her friends and do the right thing even if it means harming herself. I cant understand JP so I only watch translated clip. The many things she is willing to do to be kind and welcoming of the other holo just warm my heart. Her voice is really nice as well. Something about her is just so gallantry/ chivalrous ? that make me love her so much.
>>30845288Gura already did it
>>30845277Yes, tha's the word I'd use to describe her.
>>30845288Kiara
>>30845288Gura, Roboco
>>30845256This but with pic related
>>30845278Worms
>>30845288Considering we literally have proof of Gura doing just that... her.
>>30845288Gura followed by Ame cause discord sex live
>>30844132>>30844385>>30844581>>30844643>>30844646>AI-generated narratives and shitpostsI love living in the future
>>30844546The mere fact that she really has those thoughts is enough to make me dizzy with DESIRE.I can't even imagine what the actual stream would do to me.
>>30845301I still unironically think she was flicking the bean here.
>>30845301Why is this so hot god fucking damn
>>30845205Of course, only stupid will try to lump all together for the action of the few. I rather people be considerate than trying to instill hostility but what can I say, it's a shitpost website
>>30844385BILAL LOVE
>>30845326https://streamable.com/ytdmx5
>gura comes to the thread to post cunny>sees her being called a slut and whoreForgive them Gura, for they know not what they do.
>>30845301What do our Russian and Japanese friends think is happening here?
>>30844132New Gura lore!
The UUOOOOH is gonna be strong in January.
>>30845338Kek. What question was that?
>>30845216>I can't accept that.Unicornchama...
>>30845262Does someone have the full image? i cant find it on my pc...
>>30845315Don't call the HoloEN girls worms, that's rude!
>>30845326I think she was riding a dildo, it's the up and down movement.
>>30845144There's always something novel and entertaining about how a non-native speaker (or machine translator in this case) constructs English phrases. An example of this would be some of the Englis names that ZUN came up with for his Touhou tracks (e.g. Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer!, Let’s Live in a Lovely Cemetery, etc).
I don't think I'm gonna last until Ame's next stream, bros...
>>30845352The SC where the guy burned his microwavable macaroni
>>30844132I fucking hate every single one of you posting this shit.
>>30845116it worked for mesadly I'm incapable of forming a long lasting relationship anyway
>>30844549Almost certainly she'd be at least decent. To sing well, though -- I keep worrying that she might have permanently ruined her voice but I think she's still young enough enough if she takes care of herself she can bounce back from any damage she may or may not have done. Her voice has sounded better in the past few streams.
>>30845185Gura makes really smart moves from time to time despite being so dumb
I have to go hang out with friends tonight but I'll miss a stream. Give me an excuse not to go.
>>30844132My sides
>>30845380You will catch the coof and die
i had a dream that gura privated the first RFA VOD again. all of my gura-related dreams are extremely boring.
>>30845380Go and see your friends, anon.
>>30845380Say you have the coof
>>30845350Would that be a good motivation for her fans if she does RFA every week? Or is it going to be lewd baiting
It's embarrassing to me that the fact rrats moved on from Ame to Gura calling her a slut and a whore when unlike Ame she didn't even have any irl experience "b-but the prom limo story" yeah yeah go fuck yourself, at most Gura is a coomer, dudes can be as or even more coomers than her and not be mansluts
>>30845380Watch the stream with your friends
>>30845379she's not actually that dumb
>>30845367face it narrative-seller, the masses have no need for your hand-spun narratives anymore. you're outmoded and have been replaced with machine fabricated narratives!
>>30845380Enjoy your super deadly virus anon
>>30845301For real, what happened here? Period cramps? Was that the motion sickness? Thinking too much?
>>30845380Don't neglect your real life
>>30845367Dead hours
>>30845350I feel after holidays hololive will do amazing again. People are too busy this month and viewees too.Without holofest inexpect all thebgirls to pull new and fresh content every week.
I tought Tenchou was gonna stream Fe for 9 hours... She quit at 6, did something happen?
>>30845380Nigger you have friends, why are you even here?
>>30844088based
>>30845383Wholesome rrat...
>>30845403I don't think Gura is a slut in the sense that she has slept around a lot.But I think she's way more perverted than people think and properly masturbates a lot to her fantasies of guys doing this or that to her, especially her feet.
>>30845380>socializing during a global pandemicBro...
>>30845415A combination of motion sickness and trying to understand what she needed to do to solve the puzzle Ina was explaining.
>>30844792>Not doing your power level hiding reps to be able to play, tease, and have fun with your oshi without making it weird and sperging out like Kiara did to PekoraPathetic. I’m gonna make it.
>>30845380Just ignore the fags and disable your phone, werks for me.
>>30843922I wonder if manager-cliques are involved that slowly spread through the company.
>>30844246I'm actually surprised that Gura has managed to expand Hololive's potential market as much as she has and even more surprised that she at all managed to maintain +10,000 subs daily for as long as she has.Assuming that her pace doesn't tumble to a screeching hatl, I still pin her 2m subs for next month and 3m subs to some time in the summer. This was one of my original predictions and I took growth decay into account.
>>30845415i am actually in the middle of that VOD right now because i fell asleep after about 40 minutes when it was live, and she'd been mentioning that she was going to barf during a couple of puzzles not much earlier. i think it might just have been a combination of some motion sickness and mental fatigue. but the masturbation narrative is much more fun so let's go with that.
>>30845387I had a dream that a game Gura was playing had the name J*y in it and chat went crazy and it became a huge yab
/hlgg/, now outsourcing schizo narratives to AI.
>>30845355hopped on my computer just for you, anon
>>30845248Management can't do shit to her roommate activities as long they don't merge with kiara.Coco streamed almost daily during her "break"
>>30845434Anon, we all do that
>>30845455At least it'll be new shit instead of the same boring crap
>>30845243>trannies whining in the comments about japan being 'transphobic'Every time
>>30845380Normally I'd just call you a fag but there's a China virus outside so do whatever
>>30845440No you won't. I will trace your roots back to 4chan and end you!
>>30845455Get with the times old man
>>30844546Kiss my CUNNY
>>30845418
>>30845455We're the most advanced cesspool on the web.
>>30845455And they will be better than anything any schizo here can think of
>>30844071>Ame is red and not yellow or browndisgusting
>>30845380Hang out with your friends and be a normal person. Dont stay here.
>>30845380Dont lose friends over a fucking stream
>>30845353Cuckchama...
>>30845450The dreams that I can't give in for Ame's assignment mostly has to deal with her roommate yabs and s real Amegeddon happening, I didn't have any other dream to write down to filter the ones from today sadly
>>30845249You're a lost cause, Festival.
>>30845484your wish is my command, your highness
>>30844546>>30844611
>>30845466And we're all sluts, so what's your problem here?
>https://msearch.51job.com/jobs/shanghai-bsq/125282247.html草
>>30845398Depends how much she lewds herself. To be honest the thread and her were too funny to masterbate too during the RFA. For me at least.
>>30845353Mostly joking and exaggerating but I meant "I can't accept people calling her that"
>>30845457Thaks anon, heres another one of my favorites
>>30845455Organic rrats have all been slaughtered. Machine rrats will rule
>>30845508I'm not a slutI'm mormon
>>30845517I want to fuck this dumb bird.
>>30845510I'm not clicking that
>>30845510Holy kek
>>30845464didnt they eecommend Marine avoid cons due to her voice?
>>30845510Translate it weebs
>>30845531It's just a job offer for ASUS China
>>30845405>merely pretendingbut yeah I didn't mean dumb, just a scatterbrain
Cute
>>30845516Gura's sluttiness is something to admire about her, not something to despise her for.If you can't see that then quite frankly, you've never loved her.
>>30844132Amelia Watson's sweaty armpits and bunged - up ballet flats.That gurning, bitchy voice of hers.The fact that everyone in that fucking law firm probably thinks she's a whore.That she's at that stupid school for useless, ugly people.That she's thirteen.A child.Her mind worked furiously, desperately.How was it that here she was, dancing in front of an audience, fighting for her life …A few minutes before, her entire life had been turned upside down.But now she'd find out if that was just a bad dream.It's not
>>30845517Funny you say that, that’s my second favorite.
>>30845510fuck with the friends and your career meets it end
I want to heat up a vat of my cum on a stove and soak Gura's feet in it
What's this ASUS shit about?
>>30845520You on a mission right now?
>>30845510Oopsie
>>30845518Robot rrats? RRRats
>>30845543"grass"
>>30845525Agreed
>>30845380go with your friends, have fun with different things, it'll refresh your enjoyment of the streams
>>30844664It's still up for a reason, she doesn't care at all. Some of her vlogs are actually kinda interesting
>>30845559missionary
>>30845559No, I never went on one because of my mental issues.
>>30844526I'm suffering from Mori withdrawal in general. Time to do some fit reps to get the mind distracted I guess.
Was Pekora's mom a paid actor?
>>30844546>the way her voice breaks down as she gets close to saying 'kiss my feet' because she's obviously thought about saying it so much that it flusters herThis little footfag shark is HORNY.I'm not even into feet goddamn but when a girl is this into it I'll be damned if I don't oblige
>>30844664Just give in fellow KFP, it's what she would want
>>30845510cool strange symbols
Gura is not a slut, she's just horny. Like Marine
>>30845405No, she really is dumb when it comes to most forms of intelligence. She has good social/emotional intelligence, though.
>>30845543ASUS is looking for a new community manager for their china branch, posted today, after the stream was cancelled.Tl;dr : Mr Chang got fired
>>30845555I'm sure she would enjoy that.
>>30845575i prefer doggy but you do you
>>30844105"Based"
>>30845553I love this one too
>>30845344Nothing, they have more material for Gura lewd compilation, they are on youtube if you wanna check out. The only "master bait" only exist in, fuck idk, shitposter' heads?
>>30845575What 3rd world shithole?>>30845576Damn. I was expecting some cute Mormon girl.
>>30844848She knows what it is, she was fishing for a funny/unexpected reaction from chat and when she didn't immediately get it she professed ignorance to try to tease it out.
>>30845588But Marine craves for my overseas sexy boy cock
I wish I was a girl
>>30845543Chink Asus hiring new Weibo PR slave, placed today, loocking for one person.
>>30845579i'm not into feet either. but i am into gura's feet.
>>30845580
>>30845580Yest. /hlg/ schizotard
>>30845510Play with fire, get fired.
>>30845358I think she had her head and arm on the table and was she breathing heavily just before orgasming.I've never drawn in my life before.
>>30845605>Damn. I was expecting some cute Mormon girl.Go hang out around BYU.BYUI
/u/ fags just don't realize they are not welcome anywhere
>>30845588Nope, Gura's a slut. She's always riding dicks.
>>30845588Yes but Gura being a horny perv is more interesting because she's an actual loli
>>30845590 >>30845611How is this not off-topic
>>30844132Thanks, I hate it
>>30845577this is why we look like fucking skeletons, our oshi starves us of her presence regularlyt. deadbeat
>>30845380Something came up and you have to help your other friend with something important. It's a personal problem so you can't really get into it.
>>30845510The stream was cancelled by Cover and not ASUS then.And ASUS HQ got pissed as fuck of course after finding out the reason lmao
>>30844955Haaton
Gura isn't a slut it a pervert you're just projecting your own bullshit onto her. "Chumbuds" are no different from HERfags.
>>30845622thank you for including her dorsal fin
>>30845551Nobody has an issue with her being perverted, but 'slut' isn't the correct term for that. Calling her that is like the people that insist that all the girls have bfs and insist they get fucked before, during, and after every stream.
>>30844071Goddamnit chicken. This monstrosity wouldn't have been made if you didn't like that fucking "realistic" fanart.
>>30845633By lurking more
>>30845537She more or less uses her natural voice. Pekora can't even laugh in public anymore due to know unique it is.
>ctrl + f slut>24 resultssasuga
>>30845380>exposing your friends to the coofYou're not a real bro
>>30845637hearty kek
>>30845510Mr chang tried to get his SCP but failed. Kusa moment.
gura's zoomer goo...
>>30845627This. Gura is literally a mesugaki
How many of them fake the voice?
>>30845633why do think the chang got fired retard chama
>>30845633Because its related to hololive retard
>>30845643Anon, everyone here is just a retard that doesn't understand the English Language.They think slut = pervert = horny
just woke updo >we still hate kiara?
>>30845525>>30845570Agreed x2
I'm in love with this tako.
JWU, WASSUPBROMIES
>>30845380Say you've got some cold symptoms and you don't wanna take the chance and get anyone else sick.
>>30844132I can see this rrat happening irl
>>30845668All of them
>>30845551The word slut seems way too offensive to me. I'm an ESL so maybe it's that . Don't get me wrong, I love her pervy attitude and how she's blatant about it sometimes.
>>30845455Schizoposting. Schizoposting has changed.
>>30845643Anon, even the most religious people are perverts deep down.
>>30845683
>>30845649Jesas I skipped archive reps for like a day.
>>30845668Many or all
>>30844132Wah!
>>30844132I can't believe the AI is so willing to divulge its secrets like this.
>>30845668>>30845580Too obvious, shitstirrerchama
>>30845700Wah!
>>30845683shut up fatty
>>30845686can't believe pekora ate all the crunchies that bitch
>>30845607Are you talking about 'himbo'? Because I had never heard that either. Harem might have been a misunderstanding of whether that term actually implies sex as opposed to just being a grouping.
>>30845643
>>30844071Wait, I don't recognize that Amelia face.
>>30845652not like Pekora goes out in public anyway kek
>ctrl f>ame 109 results>gura 103 results>ina 69 results>kiara 46 results>mori 20 results>towa 0 results
>>30845643>slut or a pervert*
>>30844132We're all fucking cucks.
>>30845380I'm heading to a party tomorrow night during gura's member karaoke, and i'm honestly sad I'm going to miss it live. I haven't seen my friends in over 6 months though so I kind of miss them tho.
>>30845668What do you consider fake? Using some sort of microphone settings to change it? Very few. If you mean they talk in a higher pitch, then virtually every JP girl does it.
>>30845676I don't, but I still hate (You) faggot
>>30845690same here, slut would be close to Puta which is a offensive slur
>>30845696Such is following Holos, anon.
>>30845677>>30845570>>30845525Get in line bozos know your place in the ticket
>>30845728trainspotting...
>>30845728>ctrl f>who 24 results
>>30845728Tortillas...
>>30845643>>30845730Wait, you don't think Gura is a pervert?
>>30844053>a whole month to gain 10k subs>Gura gets 10k dailyYeah, nah.
>>30845728Pruise understando, small indie thread
>>30845740keep in mind that people in this thread unironically believe that speaking in a deliberate tone to express a certain mood is "fake" as opposed to the way that every human speaks in every conversation.
>>30845054I'd let her crush me
>>30845728>Those AmeSame numbers Why do Amelia and Gura appeal to children?
>>30845751As an English speaker, we were always taught that puta was equivalent to the word bitch in English.
>>30845597Can’t beat the classics
>>30845791Shit you are right, my bad slut is closer to Vadia, which is also pretty bad
>>30845715no, bimbo. She absolutely knows what a bimbo is but pretended not to. She likely knows what a himbo is too, but that's besides the point.also I am a virgin and I know what those things are so doubly stupid argument by original anon, however unserious it might have been.
>>30845772I don't know why it matters in the first place. Only time it bothered me was with Towa, because I like her normal voice more.
>>30845728>>30845760>ctrl f>ctrl f>2 results>ctrl f>5 resultsctrl f.....
>>30845772Everyone here has autism monotone voice, please understand
I went out to get some groceries and came back to people calling Gura a slut. Did I miss something?
>>30845728twapi?
>>30845788Gura is the gateway from Jewtube's algorithm, and Ame is the one she's closest too so they naturally gravitate
I love Iofi!
>>30845805Gura is a bimbo.
Nice viewbot fix yutub
>>30845577Soon anon, soon. we're getting 4 streams within 24 hours starting from her next one.
>>30845812Automated rrats.https://app.inferkit.com/demoJoin in.
>>30845756I want to have boss all to myself!
>>30845715Dude she knew what bimbo meant. I have to give it to Gura, she's a pretty good actor because people can't even tell when she's doing a bit.
>>30845788This is an underage board old man
>>30845641I wonder whose side of the contract it violates, then. Because Asus CN was 100% the one that kicked everything off
>>30844949But for real, not trying to 3 arrows shit, but where are those subs during her usual streams. It is as if people sub to her only to watch VOD and dont care about live reaction?
>>30845788They look like children
Ladies, Gentlemen.We at Global have been fucked yet again.https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1339458038747447296
>>30845668I think only Kiara and Ame do
thicc
The result of my latest number autism
>>30845818How can Hololive even compete? Its over. Also who the fuck is this guy?
>>30845812It's just funposting time, anon.
>>30845812Gura is a slut.Our lovable slut.
>>30845788Children? On my 18+ website? Impossible!
>>30845818No anon you don't understand that's an example of the bug. That guy actually has 500k viewers right now.
>>30845839Based
>>30845812Gura has a body count of 20 already so everyone should stop liking her and move on to someone more pure. So I have a better chance with her
>>30845839fucking hell
>>30845557Follow the breadcrumbs... >>30845083
>>30845839Wait... I don't understand... But here's a (you).
>>30845842Even then they just mostly raise their pitch. Kiara's voice is pretty much just an excited version of herself.
>>30845469>"Even though having a dick doesn't mean you're a man."
>>30845841No Sora...
>>30845788They have the most normalfag sense of humor
>>30845839Kek.
>>30845839THE CHAMPIONS OF THE HOLOLIVE GLOBAL NETWORK
>>30845839my fucking sides
Tree Rrat thread! Does that mean her AssCreed stream went well?
>>30845222She's bigger than Ina and hydrodynamic. That's all we know for sure.
>>30845838This looks like a child to you?
>getting up at 6am only to find the stream has been cancelled
>>30845263Kek, nice sci-fi rrat.
>>30845839kek
>>30845841>towa baby
Did anyone make a coupon of Ina's stream yesterday?
>>30845886All of her streams go well!
>>30845641I don't understand. What reason would Cover have for canceling it?
>>30845865this >>30844385
>>30844105Aneco is underrated
>>30845872I'm glad we're fucking rescuing Sora from being alone at the top position, even if it is the ID side of global that's pulling it more than the EN side. Iofi and Sora seem to have lots of fun together.
>>30845846Ina...the Kiara collabs...onegai!
>>30845455Electronic old rrats, running the threads.
>>30845857What is YouTube's problem with having accurate Viewer-Numbers?
I want Ina...It's great she's really taking the Karaoke seriously but not having her sucks. I know we've basically spoiled this week and her taking a break is normal anyway but...
>>30845812People trying to spin her footfag and lewd ways into a bad thing, you can ignore it.
>>30845847It just goes to show that even when a Holo is popular, they're still a literal who in the grand scheme of things. That guy has 2x the views of Gura's highest stream ever and I have no idea who he is. I'm sure there are even more popular streamers than him. Numberfagging is pathetic because there's always someone bigger.
>>30845846It's numbers on collabs, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take away from it.
>>30845892That's how my 11-year-old niece looks.
>>30844385>>30845839>the AI is giving us a Punished chuubaBased
>>30845839How I wish for a soldier Holo so bad
>>30845871Fuck you
>>30845487Fucking based AI lmao
>>30845905>takos>making oc
>>30845915I love how walfie's Ame just randomly shows up in artworks now
>>30845894Do some early morning fitness reps, it will vastly improve your day.
>>30845936y-yabai...
>>30845906Of course!
>>30845728https://files.catbox.moe/amo1r6.mp4
>>30845845And getting thiccer
Okay guys I have a question for you chumbuds. Is Gura flat or is there budding breast emerging? I need to know.
>>30845841>No ENs>No IDsBut wait>No Sora (doing her EN reps)>No Koro (doing her EN reps)>No Flare (has a decent grasp of EN)Holocup global coming soon.
>>30845841Why the fuck isn't Coco participating?
>>30845947They're everywhere!
>>30845841Why is Flare always missing?
>>30845927Nobody said Gura being a slut was a bad thing.
>>30845959
>>30845859Gura has killed twenty people?
Is tomorrow's members karaoke the Jazz themed one?
>>30845580Yes. Pekomom's job is an actor, that's why her daughter is also in entertainment. Since she's a very busy woman, Pekora actually had to pay her won mom to appear in her stream.
I haven't showered in 3 days and my sleeping schedule is all fucked because Ame keeps streaming Minecraft until like 5am and I've got two letter "As" written in permanent marker on the back of my hands so I can lucid dream (about hololive).I used to laugh about the people Ame attracted after he debut but she's actively fucking creating them and I'm becoming one of them.also I just realized that the A could also stand for Amelia so now the time traveling streamer witch has literally marked me with her sign and has tricked me into doing it myself, WHAT THE FUCK
>>30845962AA cup
>>30845933This is true!
>>30845979Yeah, mostly children
Any streams in the next 4 hours?
>>30845932>literal who in the grand scheme of things.I mean they aren't t he top of the top of streamers but they are like the top 1 percent of streamers? I wouldn't call them literal whos in terms of streaming. Also they get are the top superchatted of all streamers.
>>30845839Holy shit
>>30845946Tako hands made these
>>30845962Ame said she doesn't know cause she hasn't seen under the hood but chances are is that she has a little meat there and isn't completely flat like Ina
>>30845972
>>30845981all of the available evidence suggests that it is, but it is not conclusive.
>>30845967Also forgot EN Gen 0 is missing as well.
>>30845946Hey/ They make OC. Probably been busy lately.
>>30845962Based on the history of artwork she has liked on Twitter I believe her headcanon is that she has small buds.
>>30845907They probably want to avoid any further negative CN publicity, so anything that has a hint of a shitshow brewing is axed immediately. Sucks for Asus cuz this would have driven sales, people into Vtubers would consider buying their shit. Fewer people who cross over in the reverse, I imagine.>>30845977It carries a negative connotation. Pervert is unironically a less bad term as well as being more accurate, so use that instead.
>>30845962Probably flat based on her mama's other drawings.It would be fun when a new costume comes out she ends up having a decent A/B size that was just hidden by the hoodie.
>>30845998I have one of the Ina Patches, where did you get the others?
>>30845839
>>30845918I hope Sora collabs with the rest of ID more, they seem way less scared of her daisenpai status
>>30845839the fucking invisible one my fucking sides, here's to (you) motherfucker
>>30845962She has small budding breasts that are bigger than Ina's.
What are you guys doing for Tako Tuersday?
>>30845839Mariko-chan is my oshi!
>>30845967The same JPs have also missed from the sports day. Rrats?
>>30845967Also Gen 1 lacks Haachama
>>30845841Kinda sad that they aren't able to participate on these types of stuff.
>>30845962Unknown. Consensus seem to be that she's flat, but who knows. Maybe alt outfits revel more info on that front.
>>3084581669 viewersHip-hop...>>30845728Twinkies...
>>30845728Koopa...
>>30845991If Holos are the Top 1% of streamers, those Minecraft people are the Top 0.01%. If a sea of tens of thousands of streamers, there were maybe two hundred successful ones for any significant period of time. Hololive is a very new side of the industry, and one of the first to make a sustainable business out of the streaming market without needing that top 0.01% numbers.
>>30845991They're just one of those weird anomaly channels that gets insane views because of Minecraft
>>30845817If we're being serious here I think she's still a wannabe bimbo. She'll get there.
>>30845918I hope Sora does more English-study streams.
>>30845841How ling will EN be treated as second class citizens?
>>30845816>Canadians
Gura should be bottom heavy.
>>30845991They're popular streamers, don't get me wrong, but odds are higher that people will have no idea who the hell they are outside of certain bubbles. The internet is so massive that people with hundreds of thousands of unique viewers can still be widely unknown. You don't breakthrough into becoming a household name until you're like PewDiePie or Ninja tier. Ultimately what I'm saying is that be happy for the Holos, they're doing well. Don't worry about their numbers just stick around and enjoy what they do.
>>30845907>Cover catch wind an ASUS community manager is organizing a raid to harass their girls during an ASUS sponsored stream>Report it to ASUS and then cancel it because the girls safety isn't guaranteed>ASUS came out super pissed to their china department and clean the house It's far from being unrealistic
>>30845967https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1339485091530035202
>>30845983Anon, please do your sleeping and shower reps, Ame wouldn't like this. You can always catch up to her streams with the archives.
>>30845841I think you underestimate the logistics of collabing with a large group, much less a group with participants in various time zones.
>>30846039They can, especially the ones that speak nip. Cover just doesn't capitalize on it for some reason.
>>30846068this is true
Welcome. Welcome to Hololive general. You have chosen, or been chosen, to post in one of vtubers finest generals. I thought so much of hololive general as to elect to post my OC here.So whether you are here to stay or moving on to shitpost in threads unknown:Welcome to /hlgg/. It's stupid here.
When’s the next stream I’m BORED
>>30845981very likely, with the public one being the christmas one
>>30846018the ambiguity in her current costume is better than a definitive answer anyway.
>>30846079Why do you need to shower anyway? It's not like we can go out of our houses.
>>30845962We will only know if we get a more revealing costume. I hope it's a B cup at max.
You guys want rrats? Here's some rrats for you>Polka is suffering from depression>Gura's entire family abandoned her at some point in her life>Artia being a Judas was just an Chinese anti narrative running rampant>Amelia only does the GFE thing because her fanbase essentially steered her into that type of content>Aqua is actually one of the smartest Hololive members. She exaggerates her stupidity and awkwardness because she knows clippers will eat that shit up and, in the end, make her more popular.>Haato is still in Australia. Haachama buried the body around the outskirts of Sydney.>There is no Hololive ID gen 2. That project was abandoned and the ID gen 2 perceived by you all is actually a group tulpa>Miko never sang that catch ark tune. It was AI generated and propagated by shitposters across the Hololive fandom.>Moona isn't fat.
>>30845991>lifetime superchats are less than Aqua made last monthHonestly Hololive is insane for the amount of money they get out viewers
>>308458525ch is going to find it and take it seriously
>>30846067I mean that guy with 200k view minecraft is a literal who as well than. He just has a lot of views but I doubt most people know who he is except for minecraft autists? Though I agree with you in terms of pewdiepie or critikal and other huge youtubers they are small fish.
>>30846091In 5 hours
>>30844071>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
>>30846050Maybe I'm misunderstanding your post but there's a shit ton of "successful" streamers. It just depends on what your metric of success is. It actually doesn't take that many average viewers to make a living off of Twitch or YouTube, maybe about 1000? It's quite surprising how profitable it is.
TAKAMORI BROS winning in the house tonight
>>30846097Agreed. Do holo jp girls even have official bust sizes?
>>30845839MY SIX GLADIATORS TO RIVAL THE IDOL INDUSTRY
>>30846059>How ling will EN be treated as second class citizens?Until they create their own events.
>>30846068Correct
>losing your job, a good one too in china, because you are a schizo to an orange womanMr Changchaama.....
>>30846113NO
Did you guys know that Mizuryu Kei is actually doing a Marine doujin?https://twitter.com/melon_tsuhanbu/status/1339510749136207873
>>30846019Check Woodpatch for all 5 ENs or Ahoworks.If either of them are sold out on the ones you want, send them an email. Best case, they might have a few unlisted ones left, worst case, it'll show there's interest to do another run.
>>30846099It helps fight your depression!
>>30846097Will you be upset when she gets the "more form fitting" costume that she hopes for?
smug
>>30846117based takimoriarty
>>30846134Fucking perfect
>>30846140no, i will always love her
>>30845839VShojo-tier
>>30846108They can't be that retarded. Unless somebody will misdirect them on purpose, for fun.
Does Ina always play with the same Tako or is the Tako always a different one?
>>30846127What kind of event can you make with 5 people? or can the ID's join too?
>>30844071>>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
>>30846134She's gonna fap so hard to this one
>>30846109Yeah that's my whole point. I literally have never even heard of that guy before but he has almost 250k viewers right now.
>>30845839>they got these fuckers>but still no KoopaYOU WILL REGRET THIS YAGOO
>>30846108Don't care.
Since I'm a Nolan fagI casted the fitting roles to mostly HoloEN membersAme = CooperKiara = BrandGura = MurphIna = TARSMori = TomEnma = Prof. BrandHaachama = Mann
>>30845841I think you're confusing how these things are set up (hint: has nothing to do with cover)
>>30846116Maybe I was off on the numbers exactly, but I don't believe I'm off on scale. For every successful streamer, I'm decently sure there are 1000 people streaming to nobody at all.
>>30846117>Mori artykek
>>30846106>Miko never sang that catch ark tuneNo.. It can't be...>https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo HELP ME INAaaaaaa̶̧͖̱̯̞̪̪̻̬͍͓͂̈̔͑͐͘͝ă̶̺̆a̶̧̛̼̓̎͐̐͂͂̒͑͆̀͜͝a̵̮̝̮̻͙͈̜̻̯̻͍̓͜ā̴̡̮̤̺̗̩̪̫̰̦͆̽̊̐̀̔͑̎̈́͐͌a̶̧͖̱̯̞̪̪̻̬͍͓͂̈̔͑͐͘͝ă̶̺̆a̶̧̛̼̓̎͐̐͂͂̒͑͆̀͜͝a̵̮̝̮̻͙͈̜̻̯̻͍̓͜ā̴̡̮̤̺̗̩̪̫̰̦͆̽̊̐̀̔͑̎̈́͐͌
>>30846106>Gura's entire family abandoned her at some point in her lifeThat's not a fresh rrat. People have been saying this.
>>30845962SLIGHTLY bigger than Ina, with puffy nipples, 774-style.
>>30844071I have witnessed terror
>>30846106>no shit>this is true>nah>this is true>nah>ogey>ogey>this is true>this is the truest of them all
>>30846153all takos are the same, they are a hivemind
>>30846136Yeah I got Ahowork's Ina and Ame patches but I didn't see the others in your picture there, thanks for the source of the rest.
>>30844071
Takodachis...
>>30845839Holy fuck kek.This is why I keep coming back here everyday.
>>30846134I'm horny now.
>>30846132Bugs can't help but out themselves. In hlgg, hlg, fucking everywhere.They get laughed out of fucking reddit. Would be the same if they found kf too.
>>30844071>this is what the world looks like when you stop taking the meds
>>30845981Either that or practice for the public Christmas one. We can see from the campfire kareoke that she likes to rehearse in front of a smaller audience before doing the real thing.
teamup schedule says ina should be streami nright now
>>30846017>pervertfuck off she is a tease
>>30846108It's not our job to be their tard wranglers.Let us have some fun, for god's sake!
>>30845962Is this the new Her/notHer? Schrodingers Bust?
>>30844071Can someone post this on their hashtags?
>>30846132Any new statements on ASUS?
>>30846209https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1339594573891301376
>>30846132You'd think someone working for a Taiwanese company would be more careful about that sort of thing, but chang's gonna chang
>>30846168Oh for sure. there's tons of people talking to themselves streaming to 0 viewers every day for years. It's kind of sad but then sometimes the algorithm randomly saves one of them out of thousands and they gain an audience. Weird how this stuff works.
>>30845990Africat is streaming right now
>>30846209cancelled
>>30846212The portal 2 "Oh god..." would suggest otherwise
Pekomami...
>>30846209the teamup schedule anon has not updated it to reflect stream changes
>>30846209She canceled it like five hours ago to prepare something for karaoke
>>30846209And Ina said she had to cancel for today
What is your opinion on mesugaki?
>>30846106You forgot the part where Aloe never actually retired and is just taking a break until her doxxing dies down
>>30845841EN and ID still, to this very day, are plagued with technical difficulties. They shouldn't get invited to anything until they fix their shit.
>>30846156These are talent created events. It's a niche Towa has been making for herself. It's much easier for her to ask other JP holos than reaching across to ID or EN.
>>30846241moririn so cute
>>30846236I'm going to cry
>>30846243slut
OLLIE LOVE!!!
Don't open this, you've been warned.
>>30846156I dunno ask Amelia she's smart at that stuff
>>30845886>>30845906Technically the game was still running like shit but Risu is cute so it's all forgiven!
>>30845946Based stray bizarro /hlgg/ poster
>>30846222They are hiring new people for ASUS CN offices, including a new community manager.ASUS rolled some heads
>>30846243collab for the porn
I miss her...
Gura should test the waters with collabing with JP girls by inviting Shion in her last match in DBD tonight, and just see how it goes. It'll only be ten minutes, and not a full hour, and allows to test how well it goes in terms of communicating one on one.
>>30846243Think of the doujins
>>30846212I swear, people take the faintest innuendo she says and make it out to be a completely degenerate fetish. It's funny, but i sincerely hope people are not actually thinking that way seriously.
>>30846243Spankings
>>30845989Oh, right! The pepeloni! The pepeloni for Haachama. The poison chosen specially to kill Haachama. Haachama's pepeloni. That pepeloni?
>>30846243I think it fits Gura perfectly and we need to do everything we can to incorporate it into her character lore.It's also just fun to say Gura is a slut. Try it out sometime, I think you'll be surprised by how much you like it.
>>30846265don't tell me what to do
>>30846263Is Ollie the ID with the most art?
>>30845972Private Cooper, your numerals...
>>30846222>Apperently the guy behind china ASUS account went very emotional, he said "he is going to grab a knife and rush into the meeting room" "to stop the collab stream"Jesas
>>30846287i really want to believe that shion was playing DBD the other day hoping to collab with gura.
>>30845962https://files.catbox.moe/3wdmsv.mp3
>>30846286Me too tako
>>30846302She's the most popular one, so yeah.
>>30846244I really wish I could believe this rrat. Sex...
>>30846286remember, she loves you
>>30845983>I've got two letter "As" written in permanent marker on the back of my hands so I can lucid dream (about hololive).How does that help again?
>>30846265
>>30846305Nice rrat
GURA IS NOT A SLUT
>>30844071>>30844132
I'm sort of a newbie with this, is there a schedule for botan (the lion with adidas clothes) and noel? Or should I just look on their twitter. Whats beyondthestage? is it like a fan meeting?
>>30846243Double blowjob from these mesugakis
>>30846287Thats too smart for Gura to do.
>>30846328Forced recognition. It's unusual enough to snap into realizing they're dreaming without making them wake up.
>>30846335You don't know that.
>>30845124>>30845137fake meme jp record
>>30846243Their little toned tummies deserve a punch.
Ame driving in GTA4 would be a sight to behold.
If Gura is here, she's going to be very seiso on her upcoming stream because of all the 'Gura is a slut!' comments.Or she's going to double down because she secretly loves being called a little whore.
>>30846335This, at most she shlicks to doujins alone in her room from the looks of it.
This is the best thread we've had in while. My sides.
>>30846243Interlaced toes double footjob from these dumb brats!
>>30846344
>>30846278>>30846292>>30846295>>30846348sameket better deliver...
>>30846017Word policing? On MY 4chan?
>>30846342
>>30846243wholesome cuties
>>30846366You're gonna need to post some supporting evidence!
Ireland for Irish!England get out, hic!
>>30846365Gura is definitely an extreme M roleplaying as an innocent little S.You would man up if she told you to carry her around and lick her feet, right? You'd plow her little body into oblivion and leave her with bruises, right?
>>30846365All girls love being called sluts and whores. By the right person.
>>30845071first of all, she wontsecond, if she did, it would be deemed as fake by the autistic faggots in the speedrun community
>>30844071I want to bash my head against the wall after seeing this
>>30846106I really like how almost half of these are true. Good work, have a (You) on me.
>>30846348Gura: BlowjobShion: Rimjob
>>30844071>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)should have been banned.
I can't tell if people legitimately believe Gura was masturbating in Portal 2 or not anymore. At first it was obvious that people just wanted her to be, but now they're acting like it's a fact and it's weird.
>>30846286Me too anon...
>>30844071Ya know, I don't like this at all.
>>30846243TAGS: Lolicon, Netorare, feet, impregnation, bloated belly, anal, cute, funny
>>30846344You seem sincere. The proper advice is to lurk and to watch the threads until you understand how to properly post/interact.Don't ask questions like these so blatantly, they only attract distain. You're smart; figure it out by watching and learning.
>>30846326DYRB
>>30846406IMAGINEVISUALIZECONCEPTUALIZEUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY DICK
>>30846411It's as real as Mori farting on stream
>>30844132>Ina Flatley>Butt of a Fishthe AI is HERE
>>30846387She said herself she almost never leaves her house, and when she does it's just for a walk. Her life revolves around internet, like with most of holos.
>>30846362
>>30846302At least on pixiv, yes>Ollie: 216 >Anya: 95>Reine: 55
>>30845934AmeSame reigns supreme That's about it
>>30846411knowing how many people here haven't felt the touch of a women in decades, there's probably a good handful who believe it, as well as a few who say they believe it to rile the others up
>>30846344Hey kid think you got the wrong board.
>>30846406YES YES YES, OH MY GOD
smol gula
>>30846406Oh god YESMY DICK
>>30846286we all do...
>>30846156>an the ID's join too?of course
>>30846441No the difference is mori actually took a shit
>Your Oshi?>What are the chances for kwapi to actually get in to HoloEN2?
>>30846342>I'm a german and a jewrur
I can't believe Ina canceled her stream to spend time with her boyfriend...
>>30846411this place is filled with schizos so guess
>>30846411I think you're overlooking that whether you believe she was masturbating or not is irrelevant.It's way more hot to think that she was masturbating even if you know better.
>>30846411It's good enough to believe it's real, but I'd never defend it as real.It doesn't need to be anyways. It just needs to sound close enough for it to be turned into a soundpost, ala the yams.
Say something nice about Ina
>>30845469>>>
>>30846464Mori1%, but that's like 100% if she tries 100 times. I am not good at probability, let me tell you.
>>30846243
>>30846469We made it, takodachis
>>30846411It's as real as Kiara owning a gun.
>>30846156EN + ID can probably provide 8 people at all time, 11 people max. You throw the singer in there and you can do a tetris tournament.
>>30846464Ina50% she either does or she doesn't
>>30846390Gura really is going to masturbate again on stream while doing her princess ASMR isn't she?
>>30846411When you're in on a joke, you can run with it without feeling like you need to stop and explain that you're just joking to everyone around you constantly.You would feel included in the joke if you stopped to fucking lurk before posting.
>>30845025There are a lot more pics I love a lot, mori gets the best fanart
>>30846493This is true
Hey, I also think Gura SUX! She is not my queen and deserves to eat FARTS!
>>30846411Who does?
>>30846460This is awful
>>30844530either she's intentionally being a tease or she's so autistic that she genuinely doesn't understand why it gets a big reaction out of chat, but does it anyways because she gets positive feedback from it. I've yet to be fully convinced of either of these but I want to believe the latter.
>>30846406Anya:kissing
>>30846452If you consider 90% of posters to be literal retards, you can never be riled up by retarded posts.
>>30846464>Mori>Zero but she'll still have a good time as an indie until she declines and quits, which may or may not happen sooner than we expect
>>30846483Be carefull lol
>>30846464>Gura > 6%
>>30845243>It's realSHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
>>30846141Cute santa
I FUCKING LOVE MORI
>>30846469Two is a lucky guy.
I miss her
>>30846517> which may or may not happen sooner than we expectWhy?
>>30846464InaI feel like she has a good chance she just needs to keep it up but regardless I'll support her anyways
>>30846485It's 63%
>>30846483Every fucking time.
>>30846141Santa Klaius
I´ve been missing the Blasphemous Mori streamsAre they KINO?
Mori what the fuckhttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1339330402528407553
>>30846277https://msearch.51job.com/jobs/shanghai-bsq/125282247.html>posted 12-17>social media manager positionI thought you guys were just shitposting. This is hilarious.
>>30846464InaIt's all about not giving up, if not for HoloEN2 maybe 3, who knows.
>>30846548can't believe she said this, what a slut
>>30846548Deadbeats will defend this
>>30845817She's too much of an introspective sweetheart to be a bimbo.
>>30846141Merry Fucking Clitoris
REMINDER:It's not HERShe didn't peeShe didn't say fuckShe didn't fartJ*y isn't her boyfriendShe wasn't masturbating
>>30846533No particular reason, maybe she'll just find something better to do.
>>30846548I wanted towa baby
>>30846531https://files.catbox.moe/0mff7k.mp4
>>30846548Why is this allowed?
>>30845817No, Mori and Kiara are bimbos. Ame is a gremlin, Gura is a bratty lolibaba, and Ina is there.
>>30846464InaFor someone that just started streaming very recently, she's doing incredibly well at entertaining her audience, interacting with her chat, etc.So if she keep that up, I truly believe she can eventually make it.
>>30846464Haachama0% because she's disqualified for being too HERE
>>30846567Based.
>>30846498Or a Mario Kart Tournament
>>30846533Why be an unsuccessful indie vtuber when you can get married and stay home taking care of the kids/houseworkjust kidding, I have no idea
>>30846548Can people even make LARPing accounts like this and not expect Cover to psy a visit?
ame portal soon I cant wait
>>30846572Requesting Ina telling people she's not your fucking therapist Wah!
>>30846464Mori15%
>>30846548>Collab with SylvanasIt's over. This is even worse than VSh*jo. Mori officially ruined HoloEN.
>>30846460Amelia is 9cm taller than Gura.
>>30846569I dunno, probably not many options for a shut in type. >>30846580>0% because she's disqualified for being too HEREYou guys keep saying shit like this but it didn't disqualify Mori "Nigga nigga nigga" Calliope or Amelia "Gamer Word" Watson.
>>30846567Sure thing, Gooruh.
>>30846572Haha very cool
>Your oshi>Rei or Asuka?
>>30846576I don't think this is even allowed in the first place.
>>30845510kek, got what he deserved
>>30846411Which post started this narrative
>https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1338935213896810496>Ame's roommate liked this on Twitter
>>30846567Ok, but she is HER
>>30845700Praise the priestess!
>>30846548>not Towa BabyFuck you
>>30846464Polka100%I believe in her
>>30846614InaAsuka.
>>30846572These types of SCs always rubbed me the wrong way, not because of the "lel dying in five minutes luv u" messages, but the ones which request them to do something. It's like they're treating the vtubers like dancing monkeys who are obligated to listen to them due to donating chump change
>>30846548The world of Online RP accounts is a strange place. I especially don't know why they use real life people for DRP accounts.
>>30846571Not gonna lie, I miss this Ame.
>>30844142>Gura tries to do bratty princess dom ASMR>it turns into cute pure princess trying and failing to be bratty ASMRoh God, I need this.
>>30846591Why be an unsuccessful indie vtuber when you can be a married and stay home wife who's also an unsuccessful vtuber?
>>30846618owo...
>>30846464MoriIt's literally impossible to tell, because we have no idea what Cover looks for exactly and we have no idea if she will get big or not. I don't know how big Ame was before Holo, but I would imagine she would need Ame's numbers. Also, she would need to be entertaining and interesting, which I think she is and will only improve. As of now I see her as a Kiara-lite. She doesn't have dead air very frequently and can talk about almost anything for a long time and has unique interests. If I had to give a % at this point, 40%, if she stands out amongst other applicants then 60%.>"She's from 4chan"So is Mori and and probably Kiara and Mori has said "nig" multiple times and she's still in
>>30846567But she is a slut.
>>30846563>gura >sweetheartPeople like her are usually the biggest dumb assholes. She probably rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh after every stream, mumbling to herself about how retarded her chat is while she checks her bank account and laughs at all the money she's making. it's pretty hot when you think about it
>>30846567But she did at least one of those.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7O_XONlyLQ&ab_channel=HoloCut
>>30846464AmeHoloEN2 auditions won't happening soon so I think she has more time to flesh out and gain experience. If ever she gets into tight competition, she shouldn't give up though and send applications nonstop till they finally give in like what Nene did
>>30846572And save the animals, orb and honk to you too, superchatter.
>>30846572WOOOOOOW that´s COOOOL unbelievable
>>30846464>Your Oshi?chicken>What are the chances for kwapi to actually get in to HoloEN2?she has better chance of getting into NijiEN
>>30846243I don't know what mesugaki means. No I'm not new, it just popped up one day in /hlgg/ and I'm too afraid to ask.
>>30846618What else has she liked
>>30846572Im still pissed off
>>30846618what was the new tweet she posted recently. was it a yab or some random thing>
>>30846464PolkaShe's practically guaranteed.>self-made indie that didn't rely on a clique of established channels or friends in high places to get established>made all her assets herself instead of using daddy's trust fund to commission people with talent to do everything for her>Doesn't rely on "ooooh sex lololol dicks xD" wannabe vshojo humour of softcore camgirl antics like 90% of western indies>unique and attractive voice, eloquent with strong speaking skills>fantastic at zatsudan, entertains without dipping into yab topics>already great at chat interactions and streamer multitasking after only 2 weeks at it and manages to tard-wrangle a chat full of anons>solid amateur singing with lots of potential>A-tier channel growth for an indie without the nepotism boost, already catching on outside of 4chan circles. Literally almost caught up to Ame's pre-holo viewer numbers after only 2 weeks of cultivating her audienceShe has literally everything that could make someone an exceptional candidate. All she's missing is some niche supertalent like Mori's rap or Ina's art, but Ame got in without that kind of talent and we know all the Gura-tier singers are going to be filtered by Vsingers so that probably won't be a priority for gen 2.
>>30846653>713k viewssugoi
>>30846631I've moved on to her sister, the literal angel. She's so precious.
>>30844071HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30846642Moro doesn’t look the type, she seems way too oblivious.
>>30846634I mean I guess if you enjoy it that much. Are you getting married?
>>30846546She's out of breath, shouting, "AARGGH", minor loreIt's fun
>>30846618How do you even know that? It's locked!
>>30846666kusogaki = shitty braterogaki = slutty bratmesugaki = smug brat
>>30846671>She's practically guaranteed.Kwappi....Nah, she's slowly hitting her stride, give her a good live2D and some better art assets+OBS skills and she'll be an excellent streamer soon, great tastes and actually decent at games too
>>30844124>Cover songDidn't that her delayed cuz they were having issues with the producer taking longer than expected with the instrumental?
>>30845989I could actually hear Haachama's voice in my head while reading that.
>>30846483>16>Bisexual Homoromantic>Athiest (kek didn't even spell it right)
>Your Oshi>What you're looking forward to the most from them>What you dislike the most about them
>>30846652I can almost see it, and would probably agree. But then I saw her pre-HER stuff and I just can't see it being possible.
>>30846671Her voice Is trash and that’s a pass in itself
>>30846652I don't think so.
Will there even ber a Gen2 of EN? Cover alreaady has way too many talents.
>>30846107This is why people that pretend the idol aspect of Hololive doesn't matter are blatantly ignorant. The ratio of support (money) per viewer that Holos get is absolutely insane compared to regular streamers, and it's thanks to the idol culture of wanting to support your favorite and see them succeed.
>>30846666Google it, newfag
>>30846705maybe if you're a SEAnig who only watches anime all day
>>30846707It's guaranteed.
>>30844820>>30846632Wasn't here for her first game stream, anyone know the thread's reaction to her failing super hard in maneater? It endeared her to me, personally. Her failures are just as good as her successes, which is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c3jYHccTCE
>>30845415Thinking + anticipating the motion sickness that would follow.
>>30844071>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)holy shit
>>30846705I mean Cover hired Towa, why not kwpp then?
>>30846707En made cover more money in a month than China did in months.So yes, there will be.
>>30846721So 80% of the hololive audience yeah
>>30846696Thanks. I tried googling it and it just told me it's female animals, so I thought it's something related to sharks or something.
>>30846710It's not the "idol aspect" it's the "being a woman" aspect
>>30845841They just want to have fun and go all out wehithout having to tiptoe arround EN that are>the new guys >barelly understand japanese>JP holos cant banter with them since they don't really know them and there is the risk of a missunderstanding causing dramaLet them have their fun, you wont see them in this kinds of competetive eventes until all of EN has collabed with al other participating JP at least once.
>last thread, didn't hit image limit>this thread, image limit 400 posts early
>>30846707>Will there even ber a Gen2 of EN?Yes, it's untapped market.>Cover alreaady has way too many talents.Different branch. JP side has TOO many talents. EN and ID is only picking up now. We'll get ID3, ENSingers and EN2 before JP6 for sure.
>>30846671>and manages to tard-wrangle a chat full of anonsThis one is pretty big
>>30846642This is all off the top of my head and what I picked up from what other anons said, but Ame averaged like 100-200 viewers most of the time. One major thing that Ame had going for her was her streaming consistency and output. She streamed almost daily over the course of a couple of yearsI think that Cover hires very heavily on personality and their gut feeling for it, but they won't just hire some rando with no previous internet presence, they need to be backed up by some solid proof of content creation that proves that they can actively put stuff out
>>30846671you're post is turning me into a believer
>>30846707>Japanese company>"Too many" of something that proves profitableNah bud, it's happening. Overlap galore.
>>30846703>Mori>That constant Cringe KINO with a hidden girly side.>Holy shit Mori shut the fuck up about youtubers and stop appealing to ironic weebs
>>30846670From Dec 12? She just retweeted some Christmas anime style artwork.>>30846692Because I was already following her before all that happened
>>30846671Better start on those singing-reps now.Getting a good audio-setup or optimizing it (and the room) might be a good idea.
>>30846685Oblivious how? Mori's dogwhistling /jp/ every other stream and d6 straight up talked about 4chan openly.
>>30846464Ina0%, because of low amount of stream time. But she'll have a good shot at Gen 3.
>>30846753That's the power of calling Gura a slut.
>>30846761So no koopa
>>30846770Me too. She must have manually blocked me to force an unfollow for some reason.
>>30846464>Kiara>minimal if managers are actually hereIt's one thing to have general channers and a completely separate one to have someone that literally started streaming based on this thread
>>30846705filtered
>>30846464InaI'll give it a 20% if she starts streaming more often and does more karaoke
>>30845842Ame? No, its pretty much the same voice, just a higher pitch.
>>30846614InaRei
>>30846671I BELEB
>>30846697Just wait for HoloEN gamers.
>>30846792I fucking love that little slut. I bet she's craving someone to mating press her cunny RIGHT NOW.
>>30846801You probably made your power level too obvious from your handle/profile picture.
>>30846770I find it funny that she locked her account yet Mori and Kiara didnt
>>30846774She's on a solid "better than Amelia, possibly better than Knoll" tier. If that's not enough to get a pass just for her being well rounded in games/tech and chatting, I dunno what is.
>>30846806Cope
>>30846770I mean her tweet count stopped at 140 for a very long time and it's now 141. So the retweeting count as a new post?be careful anon, she blocks her follower 1 by 1 now.
>>30846149anon, they believed the j is a black trans basedboi with a 3000 miles cock and put it on their news site minus the cock of course
I was watching the Gura yoga RFA stream and the amber alert noise came up. the first thing I thought of when I heard it was how easy it would be to doxx her using that. so i checked the archives and of course someone figured it all out. pretty yab stuff
>>30846464MoriDecent, she fulfills a niche not fulfilled yet in the western market.
>>30846753its the fucking fanfic generator post
>>30846705depends if she can 'disguise' under a good persona like a mummy, robot, deity or something
>>30846699It was literally her fault because she didn't respond to him But even with that issue it's been too long it doesn't make sense that it hasn't gotten released yet unless they scrapped it and started it from the beginning
>>30846819Probably just because I was a more recent follow. My handle is nothing weird and my profile picture/header is just isabelle from animal crossing.
>>30846828seethe
>not paying attention>put five spice into my oatmealFeels like something Ame would do. It's actually alright though. Shame I won't see Portal live.
Even for dead hours this is pretty bad
>>30846802if she has good opsec it doesn't matter how "here" she is. >>30846836True, aside from Turkey EN has no good mommy archetype.
>>30846753The power of Cyberrat 2077
>>30846821It's not that unusual. S**** is dead and there's no signs of them coming back, Mori and Kiara are still putting things out on their old accounts.
>>30845195>So does Haachama herself count as a pig?Iirc she's gone on record and said that her haatons are pigs but she would love to roll around in the mud with them, so take that what you will.
>>30846671She literally has to start taking Jap lessons RIGHT NOW to give herself a more slight edge.
>>30846828Anon, do you even understand what cope means? What exactly is he meant to be coping with? You're the one raising an issue.
anyone got that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that's being made?
>>30846770 that header lmfao, i love ame
>>30846671Ame had her 6-year no-lifing streaming cred, out-of-the-box ideas, and extreme charisma going into the interviewsEN2 is going to be even harder than that so being realistic, she simply won't make it at her current state.I'm not going to rose-tint my glasses just because she caters directly to the tastes of the finite audience here.
>>30846872Everyone should just go and play Marathon. It's literally (and legally) free: https://alephone.lhowon.org/
>>30846872What's wrong with it?
>>30846872We burned out by replacing our rrats with algorithmic narratives, please andastand as we suffer through 300 cunnyless posts
>your oshi>what do you want kwap's avatar/new persona to be like if she makes it to gen2 or 3
>>30846885This, if anything it just shows that Ame has gone all in on hololive. Luckily for us
Gura is just getting close to Amelia so she isn't seen as a suspect in the investigation but Amelia is getting close to Gura just to find evidence
>>30846156>Mario Kart>Smash>Among US>board games on the switch we dont have permissions for>Minecraft but it's to late to get it workingI would think the IDs would be able to join too, they are getting the restriction lifted around the same time and rememeber the first EN-JP collab was with the 5th gen
this song was dedicated to amelia. one of the more underrated gura karaoke songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjhfGrS2MqE
>>30846916Go back
>>30846916TowaLove her but let's stay on-topic, if only because others will take it as a pass to go all out nuts
>>30846833It was rather unfortunate, but the amber alert was state wide. Whatever address is posted on the archives is actually a fake.
>>30846761Also, this implies kopper wants to do it. I know it's different for Japs, but I know these girls are in their 20s and future ENs will be too (and IDs). Unlike Japs, these girls want to have sex and have partners. Cover will be in a very difficult situation on whether they should stay an idol company and prevent these girls from having partners (meaning there will be inevitable massive sex scandles and shit and it'd deter girls from wanting to join holo) OR they can allow them to (which ruins the idol culture and uniqueness of Hololive, and would make most fans turn away from Holo and it'd grant all Holo antis ammunition to just call any fan a cuck, whether they'd be right or wrongI say all that to say, Kowabunga seems like a Trad girl unironically, and I'd imagine she wouldn't want to spend her early life bound to a contract that says "No sex until you quit", and who knows how long that'd last. I worry about this for the current ENs and future ones too. It seems like the path Cover will most likely take will be "Sex but no one can know". Hell they might already be doing it now
>>30846821she probably didn't plan on it if 4chan didn't try to ruin her life >>30846918it really wouldn't make sense for her to continue the last account, she was doing the exact same thing anyway.
>>30846928Calm down, schizoposter.
>>30846082>for some reason.They've been friends for years, making them collab with EN just for numbers is like having your mom tellig you to take your younger brother to play with your friends, shit sucks.
>>30846908You Marathon shillers are as predictable as FFXIV shills talking about their free trial.Doesn't make it any less correct, but still, every time
>>30846926Cool. Next time post the one that isn't bass boosted to hell by a retarded screen recorderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU
>>30846928We hit the image limit schizo, kill the fucking thread already.
>>30846944>let's stay on-topic, if only because others will take it as a pass to go all out nutsThis.
>>30846918There's no doubt at this point with consecutive 8-10 hours streaming a day this week. She spends 25% of her time as Ame now.
>>30846244Or until her paypigs stop pandering so much, rn she earns as much as the whole 5th gen, if she's interested in popularity for the long run and build a career out of this she needs so go back imagine the kino at the comeback
i don't post here nor have i watched hololive in over a year, just wanted to share this nice fanart. have a good one.https://twitter.com/PoNya_0/status/1339617449541394432
Does anyone else feel an impending sense of dread?
>>30846761Seems to be the case, yeah, but would they hire someone without THAT much experience but proven ability to stream consistently? Or if someone is a natural at it yet has minimum experience?I'm seriously wondering if they have ever made exceptions to the "experience" requirement. Plenty of talent online from people that don't really put themselves out there, yet they are naturals at it.
>>30846948What are you on about? Are the Holo's under such restrictive contracts?
>>30846821it's most likely because of the retards who caused the amepocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlds2KZAVf8
>>30844929>why_not_both.png
>>30846959>>30846975At least survey post about something on topic
>>30846987I've been feeling like that for the last week due to not studying for a grade determining final I have tomorrow.
>>30844071Ina...
>>30846141снегурочка
>>30846948>It seems like the path Cover will most likely take will be "Sex but no one can know". Hell they might already be doing it nowI wouldn't be surprised - all girls need to do is have some fucking Opsec about it. Don't share your switch or PC with a boyfriend, you're making 10k a month just buy another one. Don't keep your personal friends on your consoles, make a new account and ask to business expense game purchases.Don't post on your public twitter how much sex you want to have, etc etc.
>>30846987I have an anxiety disorder, so yes.
>>30846986UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30846986Tits too big but i like the rest
>>30846948>contract that says "No sex until you quit"Is this a thing or a rrat?
>>30846952>she probably didn't plan on it if 4chan didn't try to ruin her lifeIt was literally one person and a few samefags who did that
>>30846825Just stacking the chances further.
>>30846993>Are the Holo's under such restrictive contracts?Yes. It's a Japanese idol company. Idols can't have boyfriends
>>30846987We doing this timeloop again? Dump whatever you're gunna do and go back to your discord.
>>30846156There's the tabletop rpg they were looking to play, Mori mentioned it again like last week so it's not dead, and that should be fun as long as they all get invested.
>>30846918Ame deserves nothing but the best, the amount of hard work she puts in for the others and holopro generally says it all. Cover is lucky to have her.
>>30847005>your oshi>how small your penis isgranulated gargoyle.png
>>30846987All the time, yes
>>30846986>not cunnyalready shit taste anon, go back and neck yourself
>>30846974thanks sounds better
>>30846987Why? You think there is going to be a big happening or some shit?
>>30846986Too big, but that's why I actually like this.
>>30846918Amegeddon had a role to play in that.
>>30846968You mean more than me brings it up now and then? Never noticed.
>>30846948It's always about sex.
>your oshi>your dream stream for any HoloAmeI want to see Kiara play an Idol management game. I feel like her autism would be fucking unleashed in an amazing way trying to steer a girl to stardom.
>>30846993Speculation from the Twap incident and what we know of idol culture. >>30846984Anon she has 5k usd monthly from her fanbox only account, doesn't Gen5 make way more than that in superchats?
>>30847025rrat
>>30846986Tits are too big but I like this fanart.
>>30846987No, Mikochi is back and I havent felt worried since her return.
>>30847001why does this sound good?
>>308470401freedickmeasuringcoupon.png
>>30846213Last time /jp/ had fun, Aloe happened.
>>30846920You’re getting too close, Seamus!
>>30847015>Women>OpsecMy man Yagoo has a lot of faith.>>30847025See >>30847029 and see Aloe...
>>30846948As far as I know Cover doesn't have the "no sex" rule>>30846948>Kowabunga seems like a Trad girl unironicallyPlease stop
>>30847016Unironically meds helped me get out of that hole, I'd recommend them of you're not already on then (that and meditation)
>>30846987I'm too busy staving off being the impending dread.
>>30846703InaMore kino gameplayShe should stop being so try hard, lack of sleep, poor diet and stress will make her sick sooner than later.
>>30847061Inaremote control vibrator stream where each donation increases the intensity
When was the last time we had dead hours this long?
>>30847078Was /hlg/ directly responsive for Aloe?
>>30847015Confirmed, I have anal sex with Ame every night
>>30847104No it was nijiniggers
>>30847069I don't know but it really makes me love Ame's singing.
>>30846671I believe she has decent chances.Reminder that people like THIS applied for EN gen 1:https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>30846703MoriUpcoming increase in streamsHoly shit at least make an attempt to wrangle chat
>>30847105Do you at least pee in her butt when you're done?
>>30847057Not here, but I've met Marathon fans in my time, and every time I do I get a link to the trilogy with "it's free! legally!"
>>30847062During the towa incident, cover explicitly specified that having a boyfriend was NOT against their company policies. She got in trouble for lying about it, poorly, and getting caught in her lies.Its in a talent's best interest to not reveal their relationship status since paypigs are usually desperate guys paying for the GFE, but it's by no means mandatory. It's not, strictly speaking, legal to forbid someone from having a relationship while under employment.
>>30846832>believeAnon, they're the ones who came up with that rrat in the first place. It's all part of the shitposting.
Right now is a great time to catch up on VODs you might have missed.
>>30846948>>30847025From what I've heard, Cover doesn't forbid their talent from dating and such I've heard some holos are married, though those may be rrats, they're just not supposed to talk about it is all>>30846990I don't know about the JPs, but Ollie only debuted as a v-tuber like 5 months agoAll in all, standing out is most important, I know Nene did some idol stuff prior to hololive, but she probably ended up standing out to Cover from her determination by sending in applications 4 timesCover is a talent agency, what their after is talent, which when it comes to streamer comes almost primarily down to personality. They just want to be sure that there's reliability in the people they hire through previous experiences
>>30847118>Reminder that people like THIS applied for EN gen 1:NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Guys does streaming everyday as holoLive lead them to have an identity crisis and being unable to separate themselves from their vTuber self? Any noticeable incidents of this?
>>30846948Bad OPSEC would just crater that Holo's earning potential.
>>30847118Well, she does IRL livestreaming with a fat felon and a pedophile now so
>>30847099hotsybian would be a nice ride
Keyara...
>>30847152Pekora has almost outed herself because she unconsciously says peko irl
>>30844643What did the AI mean by this?
>>30846952The guy and his discord-friends doing some outrage-posts to make it bigger than it seemed.
>>30847147Crazy to think that a lot of people here haven't seen it.
Am I just an old man, or is it normal to feel uncomfortable about treating chuubas as "content producers"? I just want to hang out with cute girls. I don't care what they do. I don't even watch VODs that often.
>>30847143Rembere the more broken the better. The broken girl cabaret needs more members
>>30847131I see. Didn't it massively debuff her growth and put her behind her genmates?
>>30847182Newfags cycle in and our every day man
>>30846987>Does anyone else feel an impending sense of dread?You might be having a heart attack. That's a symptom in some cases. "impending sense of doom"
>>30844811This will be me. I don’t want to fuck your oshi I want money.
>>30844643Holy shit
>>30847189kwap legit takes her meds and has a tissue disorder, she's perfect
WATSON'S THIGHS
>>30847187Burger mentality. Corporations have poisoned their minds.
>>30847171Outed to who? She barely leaves her room.
>>30847182It's been a solid 2 months since it was last posted, I'm surprised it took this long desu.
>>30847202>tfw the threads are so fast I can't even keep up with the archives anymore
>>30844071Is boganoff Ina the final piece to this dreadful puzzle?
>>30846149>They can't be that retarded.Don't underestimate Nip retardation
Social media destroyed any idea of what OPSEC is
>>30844643Fucking A.I Kek
>>30847118WHO is this person
>>30845507This is my favorite Chumchad
>>30847152It's a known thing among long-term streamers in general. It isn't even exclusive to streamers either, but actors overall.
>>30846948It's not about their partner or relationship, it's about the keyfabe. As long as they can hold it, they can fuck whoever they want. But good luck doing that.
>>30847118A tranny made it past the first round of EN auditions so anything is possible.
>>30847233I don't have itdump eet
>>30846872This thread was good tho.
>>30846703KiaraMore streams where she hits her stride and stops allowing herself to be railroaded by her chatThe fact that she values the opinions of some of the retards in chat over her own instincts
>>30847266Who?
>>30844617The word you’re all looking for is pervert. Gura is a pervert.
>>30847152>>30847257Ame and Kiara will gradually took over, judging from how much they stream?
>>30847039I'm just happy most of the girls seemed to have achieved their dreams/comfortable living compared to pre-hololive.
>>30846703>Mori>Increase in streams (30847121 like this guys said). And help me god if "increase in streams" will be just another occasional shitty 1h stream at some other point during the day>Chat interaction. Stop paying attention to it dummy. Attentionfags will fuck off eventually and you can actually concentrate on the game and learn how to play it. fuck
>>30847061KiaraFull on mythic WoW progress raid with just Holos. If we go full dream than it's world first race and they win.Just thinking of this concept amuses me>>30847099>not a full gen off collabYou were so close
>>30847266Anon, they just claimed that they did. Given that their opsec was poor enough to cause them to post the refutation letter they received, there is no way in hell they got as far as they said they did.
>>30847287Gura is a slut in addition to being a pervert.
>>30847032>>30847050I couldn't really put my finger on it before, but I think I've finally been able to make sense of it. For the past week or so, it feels like there's been a significant drop-off across the board for EN. It kind of has me worried that the western market isn't as big as we originally assumed, and the eventual introduction of future gens will only saturate it further.
>>30847279Anon who posted in this thread about it.I do think that might have been for singersEN tho
>>30847202hey, I havent seen the video but thats because my cringe tolerance is so low. In fact, instead of watching the debuts, I was reading the threads
>>30844445>a half teaspoon of cumKEK
>>30847287Possibly the most perverted of the girls
>>30846986It's only fair after Gura kept sticking huge tits on all her gen mates.
>>30846390You're making me sad, anon. I wouldn't be able to hurt her.
>>30847056Amegeddon happening so early was a good thing even if it made Watson destroy her previous life. It effectively removed unicorns from her fanbase and made teamates stronger, now they're probably the biggest fanbase here in /hlgg/, even bigger than Gura's. Outside of /hlgg/, it was a nothingburger.
>>30847251some attention-seeking jew who has a thirst for drama. She just broke up with notorious dramacow and tranny Digibrony who himself picked up fights with /a/ at one point. She now dates a fat trailer trash pedophile and felon and does IRL streaming with his gaggle of retards
>>30847298Ame's personality isn't different, so she wouldn't be affected by this anyways. Kiara maybe moreso
>>30847321>kiara
>>30847329Gura wants to be hurt.
Your oshiOne think you like about her design
>>30847197yes
>>30846567this is true
>>30847124I see. Someone recommended that to me during dead hours so I pass it around now and then. Was a nice history lesson.
>>30847345kiaranothing
>>30846751Astel's superchats would deny that
>>30847345InaHer chest
>>30847329>>30847347Not only hurt, but she'll enjoy it.
>>/jp/thread/S29548204#p29550137was this his debut?
>>30847345InaCanonically, the inside rim of her suckers on the tentacles are considered sensitive
>>30847329That's fine, I'll do it for you.The little slut loves it.
>>30847345ameher boobas
>>30847314You mean the Youtube bug? Its pretty obvious that live views are all kinds of fucked right now, especially when you check the View/Like ratio.
>>30846751You haven't seen what fujos can do
>>30847345Kiara.cute chicken tummy.
>>30845086Wow she’s just like me
>>30847345TowaThe eyes
>>30847237The simple solution is to get rid of your social media
>>30847345InaIna
>>30847345guraher spiky hair
>>30847345GuraThe blush.
>>30847345ameher coat, coats are cool
>>30847345GuraHer blue nails
>>30847345Inaher chest.
>>30847329You're not alone.
>>30847118Anyone can apply, huh. Imagine being the guy to sift through all the cringe applications.
>>30847395I have for al
>>30847368>>30847374>>30847382based
>>30846987I take meds for it. It helps somewhat. I know that I need to change my entire lifestyle. That constant feeling of helplessness sucks everything. It really sucks.
>>30846464MoriNow - 0%. For gen 3, if she keeps getting better at this and streaming consistently - not 0. It's a conundrum. Hololive is looking for someone not only entertaining, but, more importantly, experienced with streaming. So she'll have more chances to get in after some time around the block, BUT, others aren't sitting on their ass either. Competition will be tougher and tougher with each subsequent gen.
>>30847345AmeHer fat sweaty boings.
>>30847345GuraHer eyes and blush.
>>30847345AmeThe way her hair looks when she takes off her coat
>>30847266>trannies>passingThey lied. Cover is a still a Japanese company. No fucking way will they pick a tranny even by accident.
>>30847345AmeThe placement of her time travel watch on her waist
>>30847345ThingI'm retarded
Ollie appeared in one of Polka's stream chats recently right? I'm not going crazy right?
>>30847152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ocsaRq3ns
>>30846652If she was actually cynical like that she would do a far better job of monetizing her streams. The fact that she hasn't done a single proper subscriber milestone celebration stream, despite those being guaranteed large SC draws, is proof enough that she isn't like that.
>>30847345>Ame>eyes
>>30847345AmeSkirt and tucked in white shirt is erotic as fuck
When are we getting Homo EN?
I accidentally called my girlfriend's little sister Gura yesterday...I need help...
>>30846987All the time
>>30845004>Tiana>Chiana>China>Coco meets with China to discuss their conversion to communismOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30846987Yes, it's horrible and i didn't develop any coping mechanisms because they started later in my life. With a broken leg, you can cope by knowing it'll be over. Illnesses of the mind not so much.
>>30847312Better opsec than 90% of hololive though since he's been streaming for years.
>>30847378It was. That's how he got the Damascus name, preggoposting and everything after that cemented him in the thread.
>>30847345InaHer wiggly ears
>>30847345GuraThe hat
>>30847368What the fuck anon? Not even her eyes or hair?
>>30847383Is it really just a bug? I remember hearing that it was just Youtube's new algorithm removing bots.
>>30847345MoriHair
>>30846652She's always been a sweetheart
>>30846567no yes no yes yes yes
>>30847123Yes, she says it helps to get the cum out since it can end up quite deep in there
How do we convert Ina to the dick?
>>30847342I think all of the girls are big pervs but each in their own way, some more vocal then the others, but if had to rank them Gura > Kiara = Ina > Amelia = Mori
Will Ina get her tabletop rpg stream someday? I suppose they are still subject to permissions like video games, are they?
>>30846652She'd easily triple her SC income if she holds <<afterparties>> after every karaoke like MoriBut she doesn't
>>30847466We didn't get a voice or anything to match, guarantee you if he actually landed the role he'd get doxxed before his debut stream was over.
>>30847345AmeThe design of her coat
>>30847202I've actually seen the video before I even started to frequent Hololive threads. She's well known in internet drama circles afterall
>>30847237imagine being retarded enough to use your real face and name on the internet with anything not related to workThere is zero reason to do thisIve never posted my face on the internet and I dont plan to start
>>30846642Mori may be from here, but there's no direct evidence if it being recently and she was not directly tied to the part of the site that has some amount of posters constantly trying to start an Aloe 2.0 situation for fun. She should distance herself as much as she can if she wants a fair shot
>>30847378>was this his debut?Definitely not. He was around before he revealed this.
>>30847152here's the real question, how much is a character and how much is their "character" just them with a very light level of kayfabe to explain stuff and try and stay in character. gura is basically just herself to the point where she just said "somebody google gura and tell me what my tail looks like"
>>30847474i dont like the colour orange, i've never noticed her eyes
>>30846710western Newfags
>>30847490>kiara lower than guraDid you miss the Ryza stream
>>30847202I still haven't managed to get to the actual audition tape I always have to tap out before
>>30847345KiaraThigg thighs
>>30847314Early November was peak Hololive hype in the United States. It'll come and go in waves esp during the holiday season.>>30847476They haven't touched VOD views. There's recently been some tiny 200 viewer bumps every 5 minutes in the views chart that started when they said they added new bot measures. https://holo.poi.cat/stream/xVLWLPWMvBs/hlg/ is just shitposting
>>30847525Didn't know = meant lower
>>30847525Gura is a slut, Anon.
>>30847502By coincidence I came across all five of HoloEN before VTubers even existed.I might have also encountered Reine and Ollie before.
>>30847476Anon do you remember how they crashed the entire site for a day just to make the like/dislike buttons a tiny bit bigger? Of course something like that would happen again.I should, it was my birthday. Fucking pajeets stole bday karaoke from me.
>>30847438He admits to basically saying in the interview that he had no talents and didn't do anything, that seems like the only real reason they dropped him>>30847496I'm talking about an indie vtuber named Mocca
>>30847490you do not watch kiara very much
>>30846671I BELIEVE
>>30847378No, he was posting the gills pics far before that.
>>30847558Nevermind I am the retard
>>30847558anon your eye reps
>>30847311>full gen remote-control vibrator collab>each of the girls has a remote but they're not told which vibrator it controls
>>30847476Not only its confirmed by Youtube, no bots I know of (I researched this) drop a like on videos, they're just there. The views dropoff from streams is ridiculous, theres clearly something fucked about Youtube's new "feature".
>>30847567>I'm talking about an indie vtuber named MoccaYou think they were the tranny that claimed they got rejected at phase 2? What?
>>30847476Youtube was just conflating the bug with the feature to sweep it under the rug. The bug incorrectly displays how many viewers are concurrently watching whereas the new feature they're touting removes "spam viewers" which directly affect how many people are viewing in general. Essentially:>With the bug: 10 people are watching the stream but only 6 people are recognized as viewers. >With the feature: 10 people are watching but youtube recognized two of them as spam viewers, removing them entirely. This lowers the viewership to 8 people with all 8 viewers recognized. tl;dr they're not the same thing but are close enough to have the "feature" sweep the bug under the rug
>>30846751There are female youtubers with way more viewers than holos, yet way less SC.
can we kill this fucking thread already
>>30847615No
>>30847602because most of them were being open webcam prostitutes. Also, 2D > 3dpd
>>30847615Can't wait to see more AI generated spam
>>30847311But who would be raidlead?Aqua or Ina?
>>30847345Moriher outfit
>>30847589No, he supposedly said on stream that he got rejected after the interview stage after making it past the first stage. I'm not talking about a random larp from here
>>30847314does anyone actually care about viewer? what should matter is the income theyre making on sc, sponsirships, and memberships and they all have that in fucking droves. theyll be fine.
>>30844071Based meidos
>your oshi>last videogame you played
>Your oshi>Would she do anal
>>30846751No you fucking retard. Twitch whores are jealous of hololive because of how much more money people are willing to give to idol-like "pure" anime girls. The kayfabe / idol aspect of Hololive is what makes it a cashcow.
>>30847121You are free to do whatever in her chat as long as you don't break youtube TOS or spam roommate info. If you don't like something then be the change you want to see. Seething on /hlgg/ won't do much.
>>30847654InaUNICLR
>>30846891Ame and Gura have never even seen a single Japanese word and are in. Obviously exaggerating but they don't know Jap and Ina barely knows it.
>>30847642assuming they want to 'grow' and get more SC/members/sponsorships, i'm sure some of the girls do care about declining concurrent viewers.
>>30847654amecave story
>>30847602that's why pokiman was winning because she woulsnt tell anyone she had a boyfriend
>>30847658It was a survey post about something you don't like, no need to get defensive.
>>30847654>Mori>BloodstainedFun game. Really should get around to playing SotN and other Igavanias someday.
>>30847638Ah, I see. I'm pretty sure the entire chain was talking about the larp tho, didn't remember anything about Mocca applying for VSingers going on in the thread.
>>30847654AmeliaMuv-Luv
>>30847654>Kiara>Command and Conquered RemasteredI've been thinking of replaying Star Control II
>>30847654Amehaven't touched a game for a while but I wanna play Ni no Cunny
>>30847665>Ina barely knows itAnon.. your archive reps..
>>30847654InaI started I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
>>30847638>They had the gall to actually require some kind of skill set comparable to the other candidates.
>>30847061InaA stream where they disembowel coomers live on camera, then at the end say "the Aristocrats!"
>>30847654InaKing Oddball
>>30847656I don't think it has much to do with them bring seiso, otherwise how do you explain Marine or Kiara
>>30847654MoriProject wingman
>>30847654AmeCyberpunk. Its alright, I just wish they released it when it was actually ready.
>>30847654AmeXcom2
>>30847654gurahades>>30847655yes but would be insecure about it at first
>>30846671>no nepotism>chan spawn, constantly shilledThe horsefaced woman that gets brought up every so often isn't anywhere close to an average applicant, and believing that the hlgg pet is a shoo-in as a result, is painfully miscalculated. You need a niche or you won't get in. Africat being an endurance Minecraft streamer unironically has a better chance, and that's even with the inevitable land war.
>>30847654InaDoes gachashit count? I just did my dailies on 7 gachage.
>>30847654KiaraMelty BloodDie thread!
>>30846993Its obviously a no-no, but might not necessarily be written in the contract, not that we would ever know for sure unless a big security breach happened.Kiara's roommate once did an interview about her idol life where she said that the no-boyfriend thing was never outright stated to her by management, nor was it written anywhere in the deal, but just very heavily implicit as part of the culture.
HAACHAMA CHAMA
>>30847655InaNo
>>30847061>Kiara>Grave of the Fireflies watcalong with either Kiara or InaTell it to me straight fellows, is it possible?
>>30847525>>30847572I didn’t miss the stream, she’s my oshi and while I totally think Kiara was giving it to herself and was as horny as me for the girls I still think Gura is a slightly bigger pervert but is just better at hiding it. Kiara is very open about how perverted she is, THE Mario stream where she talked briefly about the vibration of the control or the anal comments are good examples but I just strongly feel that Gura is the most perverted, even if it’s by a small margin
>>30847687based koops
>>30847726You can’t be your own oshi, Ina.
>>30847654AmeFrostpunk
>>30847654>Marine>osu
>>30847630I just wanna say that AI generated smut is the best shit ever and normal doujin/porn cannot compete with it.
>>30847654KiaraCyberpunkActually pretty great and I hope Mori gets to play it and shills it to Kiara
>>30847520Gay faggot get out of heret, Chumbud
>>30847557faggot>>30847594
>>30847654GuraCyberpunk. The game is alright but still buggy
>>30847714You bet your ass if Marine or Kiara announced on stream that they have a boyfriend, there would be a huge shitstorm and their SC income would heavily drop. Its all about the kayfabe.
>>30847654gurataiko no tatsujin
>>30847061InaKorone playing all 3 Game Center CX games
>>30847741so you are basing it on a hunch and not on what actually happens during streams, got it
>>30847655AmeYes and it would stink really bad
>>30847654InaBravely Default 2 demo
>>30847654MoriI don't know it's been a while. Star sector?
>>30847740I'd watch the collab
>>30847737Chama?!?
>>30847665Ina knows Japanese though
>>30847786Intuition bitch
>>30847757surechickenshitter
Anal with Kiara
>>30847654Korone. DJ Max.
>>30847654GuraDS2 back in October
>>30847655Kiara100%
>>30847654KiaraAnimal Crossing
>>30847761I mean yes, that doesn't stop them from being very far from "pure".
>>30847654>Ame >smash ultimatei wish she opened up matches to members so i can ground pound her
>>30847654>Haachama >Monster Hunter World
>>30847654GuraSatisfactory
>>30847654GuraGraviteam Tactics Mius Front
>>30847654>Luna>Soul Calibur VI
>>30847061InaAny 4 holos beating RB2 endless setlist on expert
AMESAME COMIKET DOUJIN LOVE!
HAVING SEX ON AME'S POOL TABLE
Some fag made an early thread again
>>30847714Idolfags who care about them having never fucked before don't care if they're lewd, only if they've actually done it before. Thinking and saying sexual things is different from doing them in their eyes.But those unicorn style idolfags aren't the main demo, either. The main demo that pulls in money are the more laid back idolfags, the ones who are in it to see a girl grow. It's the reason why games like IDOLM@STER are so big; the concept of helping a girl make it in a hard to succeed in industry is a really big attraction.But with that, not having an active relationship is still a factor, if a smaller one. That's why the concept of "I am everyone's idol" is so big, the kayfabe is that they work hard to bring you joy, and you support them to do their best. Having a relationship doesn't harm the idols because they're sexually active, it harms them because fans will see another person who can support them directly and think, "Well that's nice for them. But that also means they have the support they need, so I don't have to step in so much to help."
>your oshi
>>30847828do you recommend it
Gura is only a slut for me
FUCK HOLOLIVE
I love you Gura!
>>30847849good more 2hus dead
>>30847655MoriProbably with enough convincing. She'd probably shart during it though.
i love you, gura!
I love you Gura!I also love you Ina!>>30847865How autistic are you?Yes
I love Ame
I love you Ame!
Guh!