3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
Hololive Global
>>29932568Convert to the Clunny
avocado
Avocado
Reminder
Amelia Bananason
is the church rrat dead?
CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARETO LITTLE GIRL THAT CANT GROW HAIR!LOOK AT ALL THE UNRIPE MEAT!HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!EVERYDAY I WANT IT MORE!I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
>>29932546Yes that art!Post it!
Guracamole
Gura...
Gura is extra pregnant today!
AVOCADO LOVE
>gura never even thought about whether she was streaming on sunday
AVOCADO
Ame hasn't had a banana since 7 months... bros...
>>29932581I FUCKING HATE PREGGOFAGS
ENJOYAVOCADOS
Palta
Avocado hereYes I can confirm Gura is carrying my seed and we are having a baby together.
>>29932568on top of her voice being affected by her throat, she's just way more relaxed right now
AMELIA'S BANANA PUT AN AVOCADO BABY IN GURA
>same one I have in animal crossingso she's never going to play on stream?
GURA LITERALLY SAID SHE HAD A BABY ON STREAM YOU CAN'T DENY THIS
churchfags btfo she's streaming on sunday heh
>>29932576But I've already been supporting her since day 1.
>>29932581Reminder she sleeps on her tummy and does not eat enough to support a baby
Hello soundfriends. For most of you, this thread is really the only sound posting experience you have, but just wanted to let you know there's a once in a blue moon sound thread alive on /a/ right now>>>/a/212169200If you want to see different soundposts from the ones that are usually made and posted here, check it out.
>>29932581Reminder being pregnant makes it really fucking hard for you to sing.Gura pregnancy rrat has been dead since before it even began.
>it's a hotel room>is there a book in hereShe was looking for the Gideon.
>>29932597im glad it was you, avocado
I love how Gura streams just end up being her talking about her day and her goals and her life in general and she just happens to be playing a game too.
>>29932581I've been experiencing leg cramps from time to time. Am I pregnant? Im a man by the way
avocado!
>>29932581I got my first leg cramp in years the other day. I can't believe Ame got me pregnant.
PLEASE GAME LET GURA TELL THE STORY.
>>29932613God bless you anon, you're a hero
>>29932604NOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BEEEE
Nosaguis explain this
>>29932608>sleeps on her stomach
>>29932626>>29932629congratulations
I love this stream.
>>29932581Fuck off already retard
Why does Gura sound so "breathy" today?
>distracted from telling her story 4 times in a row in under a minuteIt's gotta be record
I WANT SOUP
>Ame's surprise Halo CE collab guest is actually Polkawould this be watchable?
I wanna fuck Gura.
Gura's feet...
>>29932627AVOCADO
>>29932576Clunny!
Gura has ADHD 100%
>>29932627We made it together bros...
>Gura and her jawPoor Gura...
>>29932597Gura did say Avocado baby.
>>29932642she's sick and has a sore throat
>>29932593As she should be, in fact every day she should be 'extra pregnant" compared to the last day.
>>29932577Damn I didn't know Avocado was so good for my health. Time to start eating this shit.
I want to lick her feet and make it feel better
Jesus fuck Gura's voice makes me so hard.
Kiss Gura's boo boo to make it feel better.
>>29932647Yes
>>29932642
Gura's bruise.... I want to nurse it back to good health....
Bros I think she might ACTUALLY have ADHD...
>>29932610>no fun allowed on sundaysNot even remotely dingus.
>>29932624Those are always the best streamers desu.
>>29932627Aguacate!
>Onii-chan please kiss my bruise and make it better
the way gura starts and stops stories makes me want to choke her
>>29932634
Gura is so cute
Ame's developmentx years agohttps://files.catbox.moe/kswuup.mp32020https://files.catbox.moe/spl8xw.m4a
>>29932647We already know who it is, dude.
>>29932627Avocado!
>>29932642Getting sick
>>29932538i know what i'm drawing later
>Feet Swollenconfirmed preggers
>>29932642She said she was sick earlier this week and it's getting colder>>29932669You've run the joke into the ground it's no longer funny
F-FOOT?
Gura's swollen feet...uoh
Reminder.
>>29932624damn nigga, you just described about 90% of video game streams
>>29932576Clunny?
gura's frozen toe peas...
I wanna fuck Gawr.
Toes mentioned
>>29932637Not impossible for pregnant women >>29932691
The golden three.
Wait, Gura lives with her mom?
>>29932682Every ukulele post
Start the Gura injury list.
>>29932670Wonder what gave it away
>>29932634This still makes me laugh
Guys... I found the cure for Amelia's hiccups..https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
>>29932647It's with me actually, sorry guys. I promise to betray her every 20 minutes "by accident"
>>29932647she said it's mori
Gura lives with her mommy
Is Gura extremely fragile? She seems to faint and get bruises very easily.
>>29932647fuck yeah.
>>29932647Ame's gonna play Halo?
>>29932704Mom means boyfriend in this context
>>29932656It was apparent during the JP Minecraft server tour.
So Gura lives with her mommycute
Gura lost her Mom's bread
>>29932699Clunny!
>>29932695>Avocado reducing your risk of pregnancy complications
>>29932702I reject them.
>>29932714
>>29932683>>29932716no.............
>33k viewers instead of her usual 40-45kShe really is on the decline now
>>29932581checkmate preggo fags
>>29932716All she said was with someone special
>>29932720Yes, she was made to stay pregnant and at home
>>29932725alright this one made me laugh
>>29932720Low blood pressure.
Would you eat peas that Gura's stinky feet were on?
Why does Coco have a clown ass voice?
>>29932692No it's funny now that it is being run into the ground
>>29932658>gura's jaw hurts from biting ame so muchmakes sense to me
>>29932581This confirms it allGURAISPREGGO
Redpill me on the Gura pregnancy narrative
>>29932734do you hail Paimon?
you will never sit down after a long day with Gura on the couch and look her over for new bruises and give them little kisses to make them feel better.
>>29932588
>>29932714I've already given her a rectal massage with my dick, it didn't work
>sounds like a deep fryer Gura confirmed to have worked in the fast food industry.
>>29932642She can't do the "Gura" character voice as much as before due to her throat problem so her real, more breathy voice is slipping through more often. But it actually sounds better this way. I hope she takes the positive criticism from her chat and keeps this kind of voice even after she gets better.
>>29932725Are you on an RTA to run this joke into the ground even harder? Because you did it.
>>29932732Yes, clunny.
>>29932728Wow why did you dox Gura
>>29932746>When carrying a baby, your circulatory system expands quickly, which may cause a drop in blood pressure. It's common for your blood pressure to lower in the first 24 weeks of pregnancyOh no...
>Oh no please staphMUH DICKKKKKK
Gasp broken feet is a symptom of pregnancy
>>29932739Kiara...
:)
That Oh no please make it stop and that slight moan. UOHHHHHH. Guys I don't think i can make it.
>>29932726Yes with ya boy so it'll be awful
>>29932682the moon song always breaks me
>>29932742Mori was talking about an FPS collab with Ame this week in her stream last night
>>29932642Drunk
She's drunk again
Shion is rubbing off on Gura too much, I think..
Gura having an autistic meltdown on camera.
The situation has only been made worse with the addition of yet mote clocks!
>>29932682She wasn't kidding, she does sound better by moving the mic away from her face. Either that or she practiced a bit but I doubt it.
>>29932767yes.
Fuck HERpostersFuck preggopostersFuck drunkposters
>>29932759it hurts so bad
Gaur Guura is pregernet
>>29932704No, this is an old story.
>>29932714Why would you want to fix her best quality?
>>29932782I'm not disputing that it's with mori but i'm saying that ame specifically did not say it was with mori
>>29932714lol i hope she sees this
You will never sit on Gura and suffocate her, then as she passes out, you resuscitate her and repeat the process over and over again.
>>29932785SHION IS RUBBING HERSELF OFF ON GURA????
>>29932725Disregard the assbleeding nousagi, I fucking love you pregnantposters
>>29932642Surprise collab with Corona-chan
>>29932718>>29932730>>29932731wait, what?
Why does Gura sounds so sexual today?
>this is like that one time with ame
>>29932780Why would it be awful?
...what does she mean "smiley face"?
>>29932778Give Gura your best smile, /hlgg/!
or like when you played with Ina...
>>29932755she ate a honeydew
>>29932704No, that was old story
I'd rather be friends with Gura over any sort of sexual contact. Is that weird?
>>29932634>>29932776bros...
>>29932742mori is special
>>29932718She does not, listen again.
>>29932730Sounds like it was a while ago. She spent Thanksgiving streaming
>>29932822
>>29932827you're gay
>>29932756Someone made this huge narrative about Gura being pregnant now every time Gura mentions and ache or pain people immediately connect it to her pregnancy. The funny part is that many of her issues are actual symptoms of pregnancy.It's just a joke relax... though there is some compelling evidence...
>>29932725>Women are soft and most women are attracted to soft things when they're pregnant. This happens to a lot of women.
Gura's looking more pregnant that usual today
>>29932797and fuck you too
Gura's homemade apple pie...
>>29932581
>>29932821The cursor turned into a :)
>>29932820Personally I cant stand mori in collabs, she's loud and if overcooked is anything to go off then she doesn't really have the best chemistry with ame
>>29932714Allow me to administer the treatment. You can trust me, I’m a doctor. .
>can you imagine the oppai you could create with thatG-gura...
Gouda... How?
>>29932768>filename
>>29932822It's been a long time since I've smiled willingly
>>29932576Don´t you mean clussy?
>Ame Ame Ame Ame AmeJesus shark chill out
>>29932714I'll take one for the team. I'll cure her.
This fucking shark
>we did it
>we just gotta get the little one off now>that comment about breeding the cowuohhh
Guys is everything a symptom of pregnancy? I can probably make some shit up and it will be a pregnancy symptom.
>>29932830>Gills anon was projecting his own pregnancyI knew it
>>29932827Yes.
>newton>Invented gravityGooruh...
>>29932588 Don't worry you'll collab with her soon teapot
This shark fucking
Holy shit Gura is so drunk today
>>29932853>And if the worst collaboration game possible is anything to go offIt's not.
>>29932809UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gura is brattier than usual today
>>29932835
>>29932815She has fever and sore throat.
>>29932876Yes.
>>29932626
>Going to somewhere tropicalShe's going to Brazil
>we gotta move boysDoes she often use the term boys? I don't recall Gura talking like that much if at all
Is it just me or does Gura sound CUTER than Usual Today?
>>29932702Amelia looks like a handsome man in that picture.
Avocado are only liked by whores
>>29932876That's why it is funny.
>>29932876Either that or cancer
>>29932876Pregoschizos. Ignore them.
>>29932895W-what?
>>29932595Until today, I don't think she ever streamed on Sunday
>>29932804She did say we would find out tonight and Mori releases her schedule tonight normally.
>>29932876Yes even using /hlgg/
>>29932718>>29932833yeah, the way she started that story was with "once" so it was at some indeterminate time in the past, between late 2011 (first ipad model released) and yesterday.
>>29932898In her sickened state, HER is coming out a bit
>>29932876That's the joke
> GURA WANTS TO BLOW SOMETHING
>so I can blow somethingGURAAAAAAAAAA
GURA WANTS TO BLOW SOMETHING
>>29932913maneater newfag
>>29932895Anons...?
ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᵇᵃᵇᶦᵉ ᵃᵖᵖˡᵉ
>>29932897Com do brazeel gula
>>29932898You're right, she's definitely hitting the bottle again. Thank of the baby Gura!
I feel bad for this girl's rigging, no wonder she's at the bottom of Hololive
>>29932914I mean like I said i'm not disputing that, she just didn't name drop mori herself was the point I was trying to make
>>29932898She's having twin boys!
Might be a phantom memory but I swear I remember Ame going to Japan at some point.How did she afford that when her family never even earned enough to be taxed?
>>29932663
>>29932714It's okay, guys. I'm on my way to administer the treatment to Ame. I even got her a butt plug to apply pressure to her butt constantly for a better dose. t. Gura.
NO HOLO DOES THIS SHIT IN ONE TRY, NOT EVEN SMARTER ONES
>>29932907Ayame you need to stop spending all of your SC money on truckloads of avocados
>>29932915a-am i pregnant?
IT DO GO DOWN
>>29932906It was funny maybe 500 threads ago, now it's fucking old and lame.
>>29932889The thumbnail made me think that was a pregnant Shion.
ROBERT IT GOES DOWN
>>29932876just like flu and corona virus
>>29932907Most mexicans love avocado
>>29932864I want a yandere clown gf.
>>29932920Ok so I'm not imagining things, she's got a lot more of HER's mannerisms than normal right now
>>29932907I like Avocados...
Hope you're here anon, I didn't forget about you
>>29932714Does it need to be a digital massage specifically? I was thinking other things might work too.
>>29932876this is in fact a symptom
>>29932876Did you miss the thread where an anon was like "I have an itchy nose is that a symptom?" and got a screencap with itchy noses being a symptom of pregnancy, followed by "my ankle hurts" and then a screencap of that being a symptom of pregnancy.
>>29932815source?
>>29932959It don't go down!
>>29932943You mean Iofi? Her problem is her mic tho rather than her rig
Wait what the fuck? Why does the apple room not have a giant ramp in the middle?
>>29932935Why did you post a blank picture anon?
>member'd polka and bought new headphones just for her asmr streams
>>29932959No it don't
>>29932739>and some may develop schizophreniaI can't believe the schizos in this thread are actually pregnant...
>>29932876The body goes haywire during pregnancy.Seriously, human females are fucked in that regard. Compare their bodies and functions during periods/pregnancy and compare it to other animals
>>29931680>she hiccuped while whispering which is a new echelon of cutehaven't clipped ame in a while. here, this is for you, teammates.https://streamable.com/t7fzmihttps://streamable.com/ia4opd
>>29932980mic isn't even that bad imo
>>29932853>she doesn't really have the best chemistry with ameThat's what people said about her collab with Gura, and that turned out great.I think it'll be fine. Halo will make for a good gateway shooter for Mori.
>>29932957
>>29932907WTF I'm a whore now
>>29932959>>29932979Didn't someone make a Gura edit of this, or am I completely misremembering
Was that how you're supposed to complete that puzzle?
>>29932898she's been speaking with more of her regular vocabulary lately, it seems.
>>29932615Why did you have to post this anon? Really who likes this kind of stuff? The only and I mean ONLY acceptable situation where I can maybe give a pass to this is if its your own pregnant wife.
>>29932895U-Um...this isn't real, right...?
Goorah seems like that type of person who'd easily solve those "Tricky for adult, easy for children" kind of puzzles.
>>29932834What do you mean a while ago, she said the thing fell on her foot literally today
Sexchama
>>29932969i think she's just more relaxed. she was saying dude and bro a lot during soma recently
>>29932960Assblasted nousagis are the only ones who don't like it because they're reminded of giving birth to their own blood
WOW GURA YE FOCKING SLAGHOW DARE YE
>>29932898I assume she's given up on hiding her regular vocabulary
E-LEVEN. EEEEE-LEVEN. Absolute Kino skit.
>voice recognition elevatorIs that an actual thing? The fuck?
>just realized that you can set global profiles for ytcFiltergod dang it, I've been clicking add filter on every stream
>>29932876You can literally type [anything] + [pregnancy] into google and find some retard supporting any narrative you want.
which of you fuckers bought a kiara ad on youtube. It's bad enough dealing with your shitposting on this board
SHES HERE
>>29932957Of course, my wife.
>>29933016If you're a tranny.
>>29932853>>29932998 Honestly, if fucking Korone/Mori of all things, one of the weirdest pairings imaginable, turned out really well, I wouldn't have too many reservations about AmeMori if I were you guys.
>>29932895Reminder that the best contraceptive is to never have sex at all anons, don't risk getting mpregnant
Video Gura was talking about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAu-DDlINs
>>29933015Cute smile anon I'm sure Gura will love it
>>29932974Yes, I'm here and I've seen it wow, thank you so much anon!!!
>>29932681She is indeed the cutest
>>29933018nah, i ran back on my recording. she started the ipad story with "once". but if you need that narrative i'm sure you'll stick to it.
>>29932898First time I noticed Gura say "dude" onstream was during the guerilla Phasmophobia collab when Ame made some clicky sounds. Don't know if she's done it before, but I've heard it more often since then.
>>29933033Probably
>>29933040the goose is loose
>>29933033No, it's just a comedy skit. See >>29933052
>>29932627(Avocado Avocado Avocado Grow please!) anon here, you are welcome, bitches. I spammed by myself like 500 avocados
I love Mori~
alright, /hlgg/, let's diagnose Gura's mental disabilities.>ADHD>Autism (specifically aspergers)>Dyslexia>OCDanything else?
>>29933037I hope you just started using it retardchama. That's the first thing I looked for when I installed it 3 months ago.
>>29933044Whew...!
>>29933018She said the iphone falling on her foot today reminded her of a iPad doing the same thing before.
>>29932895Men (female)
>>29933052Yes
>>29933052Absolute kino skit
What even is boomer for these people.
>I thought what we had was specialStop manipulating me you little brat
>patrick quote
>>29932907Incorrect, lemons are only like by whores
Guys she's definitely slurring her speech today, should we be worried?
IS SHE ADDRESSING HER RIGHT NOW????
Guys, I did some research...
>>29933070gay and retard
>>29932907I'm a whore??!
>>29933057
>>29933041Surprisingly, it wasn't us this time, we were just as confused as everyone else. Some KFP cultist went wild and rouge.
>>29933070Woman
Cheating Gura with Ame!
>>29933080To a child, anyone born before 2000 is a boomer, because they're fucking idiots.
>>29932986BASED ANON, see you next stream.
okie dokie boomer xDget it guys???
>>29933070HERism
gura is cuter than usual todayyadot lausu naht retuc si arug
>>29933080Anything they don't know is boomer.
Gura's extra sassy today.
>>29933070I think it's just ADHD and probably some form of anxiety. I have ADHD and people have assumed I have also had all of those.
>>29933085Yep, she's pregnant.
SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE WORD
>>29933082Immediately what I thought of
>>29933080Anything older than this year apparently
>>29933068I did look for it at the start months ago but never actually cared enough to check further
>>29933080Millennials
>BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER HAHAHAIs gura´s chat full of actual childen?
>I thought what we had was special.menhera Gura
>>29933070Multiple personality disorder
She is drunk again
Gura squeezing my wood...
GURA SQUEZING MY PIECES UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>not those pieces kusogaki out in full force today
>>29933101LMFAO!!!!
>gura responding to chat like a normal human being now and not doing her retarded giggle with broken sentences >not doing her nasally whining yelling voice but speaking like a normal tooi'm thinking based
>>29932610>Church lasts all day
>>29933070>Autism (specifically aspergers)Nah she is just a woman.
>>29933108OK google, does pregnancy cause slurred speech?
>>29933087N..Nani
>>29932876
Gura is more of a mesugaki than usual today
Vitamin water isn't even good for you
>>29933070woman
>>29933118yes
uh-oh....
>>29933080Anything from before 2019
>>29933070All of those are just symptoms.The answer, my dear peer, is negativepenis-induced alocoholism during virgin pregnancy
You didn't have to lewd that Gura....
Gura might actually be drinking sugar water lol.
UHHHHH.. PREGGOFAGS???!!? EXPLAIN??!?!?
>>29932576GOD I WANT TO FUCK HER
>>29933087so you're saying... she's still a virgin?
>vitamin drink
>>29933118if you mention a game or show older than 5 years they'll just start spamming that
I AM GOING TO DRINK OCEAN WATER
>gura getting more and more relaxed while streaming>omg it's HER, she's coming back!!is she forever doomed to be associated with HER?
>>29933133Turns out sick Gura is the best version of Gura
>>29933096You're being too generous. Add ten years.
>>29933142Fuck bros, I'm a dad...
Gura sounds more natural today
>>29933151LOL
>>29933151okay, I'm convinced now
>>29932907Yes. By a whore buncha peopre
>>29933161If anything she'll be fucking YOU anon.
J*st w*k* *p. What is Gura up to?
>>29932610Anon Catholics literally try to speedrun Church.
>>29933118Yes
>>29933070gay baby syndrome
>>29933055kek
>somebody call the policeNo gura that only makes me harder
>>29933080remember when that insult was completely quarantined in 4chan?
Does Ame's chat filter "hella" I tried to say something including that word and it said I was timed out not sure if it was because I got filtered or if it was something I said before
>>29933047>the best contraceptive is to never have sex at allWrong
>>29933163>>29933159RRAT!
>>29933168what the fuck are you blabbering about, retard
Just managed to catch the stream, how many Ame mentions have there been?
>>29933163Oh shit and it's blue...
>>29932853>she doesn't really have the best chemistry with ameWeird, because I remember reading this exact post about Korone a week ago. And I heard it even earlier about Gura before their collab too. Maybe you should just stop being retarded. You wouldn't know what good chemistry looks like if you passed a high school science class, and that's why you're alone.
>>29933155>negative-penis>alcoholismchecks out
>>29932610Church isn't all day>>29933168Don't worry the HERfags will move over to Vshojo to get le epic gremlin when they realize that what they see as HER was just Gura playing up a character
wtf
>>29933151Oh ffs...
These threads have became a cesspool during Gura streams because of fucking pregnant posting
>>29933172What's the most natural way to have a child with her?Wait... It couldn't be right... S... Se...
>>29933180imagine being dominated by the clussyuuohh
>>29933181She's extra pregnant today.
>>29933118Not much different from >t. deadbeat
>>29933168Yes, that is until she publicly acknowledges it.
>>29933118It's full of HERfags because she keeps throwing bones at them every few streams.
>>29933202i think just the one about titanfall turning into ASMR
>>2993320246
>>29932997cute squeak
That was fucking hilarious
>>29933202like 3, but 2 of them were because ame was in the chat
>>29933168Just report HERfags as underage
>>29933167NO POLKA, YOU CAN'T DRINK OCEAN WATER
>>29933197Shit man I should be a father of 20 by that logic
>>29933197What a retard
>>29933070schizo magnet count?
>>299332023 separate ones
>>29933168unfortunately yes
>>29933016
>can't help falling in love>the moon songwhat is it about these songs that makes the shark cry
>>29933118why do you think she doesn't curse?
I think I'm pregnant
How can I trick Gura into agreeing to be my wife?
>>29933070when in doubt they want to fuck their mom.
>>29933080if you acknowledge having existed the past in any capacity you're a boomer
I like how both Amelia and Gura discovered object boosting by accident.
>>29933002Probably, it's not the first time she said the thing
>>29933197Fucking how?
>>29933168It's just interesting seeing the hybrid of Gura and HER coming to fruition, that's all
>>29933237FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD SHE SAY THIS?
>>29933237she said that??
>>29933237i-is this real??
>>29933237
>>29933155>penis small>alcoholic>virginyou're projecting Mori.
>>29933183It's an hour or two at most
>>29933168Yes. Like how 5ch will forever associate Korone with M*asuke
>>29933240She's a hopeless romantic
>>29933208Nice projection retardchama but I have friends and I even watch hololive with some of them
Gura seems hornier than usual today. Preggo?
>>29932610Hey, be more respectful of the church, there's a literal arch-bishop shitposting in these threads and I'd rather not be cast into Gehenna because of some blasphemous shitposter
Realistically speaking how hard would it be to trick gura into sucking my dick?
Narrative: Gura is recovering from her alcoholism by drinking only on Sundays instead of daily, that's why she always disappears on Sundays and Mondays, she drank less today in order to be able to stream but she's still a little bit drunk
>>29933240she fell in love with the moon
>>29933222>>29933168Gura is at fault and only encourages HERfags its ok
>>29933197WHO IS ABSTINENCE
>>29933067Preach it, deadbrother.
>>29933237Damn, Friend sure knows her shit.
>>29933215No you idiot you hold her hand
>>29933237F-friend!? Are you ogey!?
>>29933237F-Friend?
What's so wrong with having ADHD? I have been clinically diagnosed and I bet half the people in this thread have it too.
>>29933266Aloe...
>>29932581I used to get really bad leg cramps often when I woke up often that would leave me sore for days after, I think it was a potassium deficiency or something since once I started eating better I never got them again.Also definitely not pregnancy since I am a man.
>>29933222>Throwing a boneI didn't know Gura mentioning something she likes means it's totally HER
>>29933167
>>29933102>>29933144>>29932815https://files.catbox.moe/wiqxwd.mp3
>>29933237WTF SHE'S HERE
>>29933237friend is smart. listen to friend, friends
>>29933070Severe case of penis envy
>>29933287Wrong? Nothing.But it's bad for you.
>>29933270like me! Time to marry her
>>29933266Thanks for the blank superchat template anon
>>29933237Thanks for the advice, friend
>>29932610Dude, church is 2h max.
>gura physically tilts her head to look up in a video game
>>29933266wtf i love aloe now
>>29933272yep
>>29933272Pregnant women are known to get a significant libido increase during pregnancy
it seems gura is ignoring the game objectives and is just setting up domino toppling. she's so cute.
>>29933222
She sounds drunk as fuck.
>>29933237what did she mean by this?
>>29933222This. They're referencing the song.
>>29933237I'm excited for your interview with Kiara, Friend!
>>29933266Based CEO.
>>29933168will you shut the fuck up already
>>29933070You're only projecting all this shit on her. She only has minor ADHD. Ame also has ADHD.
>>29933271Calling /hlgg/ your friend is a symptom of schizophrenia. Seek medical attention.
>>29933275I'll actually believe this narrative.
>>29933240>the moon songAmelia
>>29933240They are vulnerable, delicate love songs that she probably associates with you know who.
>>29933241>>29933273Klaius seems to be ahead in that curve, get to your reps quick, anons
>>29933278Everytime she "encourages" them it's her talking about something she likes and HERfags think because HER also liked it that totally means she's referencing them.
UOHHH SHITTY BRAT
>>29933276That's rough, buddy.
>>29933261>>29933259>>29933258she said this>>29933286>>29933285>>29933295>>29933297
>>29933275With a dash of schizo I could believe this narrative
Can someone make a blade runner edit of Gura being a gosling to holo Ame?
>>29933266WTF, I Love Aloe Now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE MEMORIES
Amelia playthrough was the Girlfriend experienceGura playthrough is the autistic daughter experience.
>>29933306smol
>Gura’s water just broke
GUYS, HER WATER JUST BROKE ON STREAM! PREGNANT CONFIRMED
Hydration check! What is /hlgg/ drinking?
I love Gura so much
>>29933266JOHN LOVE
>>29933266It's obviously fake because there's no actual donator on there
>Speaking of secrets, we're gonna have one here.>I'm pregnant
>>29933237it was realit was deleted
>>29933325Okay doxbrap
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>299333433 months...
>>29933211They're both characters
>>29933352Water.
>>29933291She did Padoru last zatsudan. It was too transparent.
Would you be upset if Gura admitted she was a man with a voice changer all along
>>29933352Malk
Gura denies the gosling room
Do you know Bloop?
>>29933333nice digits
Yeahh..... I'm not getting the vibes. Sorry chumbuds, but Ame's GFE game is superior
>>29933352Ame's breast milk
>>29933245woman want to fuck their dads because of penis envy actually.
>>29933343still kino
>do we see anything in the starsIs it time for ryan gosling constellation 2.png?
>>29933352Warm milk n honey
>>29933352Apple cider mixed with apple Crown.
>>29932702The golden all of them. Because we support all of them.
>>29933222Guras base form is nice and all but she streams at a higher power level now
>>29933373No, it would save me.
>>29933373Honestly it'd lower the amount of people in her chat which might improve the stream overall
>>29933378NO!
>>29933380brainlet
Why do a bunch of straight edge anons here act like they know anything about being drunk
>>29933368That doesn't make me hate HERfags any less>>29933374That's exactly my point. She's not able to acknowledge anything she finds funny without HERfaggots thinking anyone wants them.
>>29933352cherry vodka with cherry pepsi!tastes like cough syrup!
>>29933352Cum
>>29933363You made me notice Gura doesn't have her hat on this streamGod damn it sharky why do you hate your hat so much
>>29933352Tea
>>29933369Are you watching the stream in your media player or something?
>You now remember the first time you visited this place with Amelia.
>>29933352Vitamin infused water
>>29933352
>>29933380Gura has never been about the GFE
>Giara kino happening>Having great time>Gura hits 1.5M>Chat spams it endlessly>They have to acknowledge it or else they can't interract with chat for the rest of the stream>Both will become awkward for their respective reasonsJfc I just want them to have a good time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg
>>29933333Noticed
>>29933352Mineral water
>>29933352semen
>>29933380Cute daughter experience, anon.
Gura has absolutely seen that part of Superliminal with Ame and the planetarium.
>>29933374Ah yeah, padoru, the overused internet meme that no one other than HERfags use.
>>29933266Glad to see her fanbox is going well, at least.
gura is super comfy tonight
>>29933352A highball with Jack
>>29933409Cunny Coolaid....
>>29933352Coffee, I just woke up
>>29933325O-Oh...
>>29933352Pretty art, but kinda uncanny valley all the same
>>29933374Thanks for proving his point dipshit
>>29933398theyre not straight edge, theyre underage
>>29933222>>29933291>>29933374Or... And just stick with me for a second here... What if HER mentioned those things because she liked those things... And what if Gura mentioned those same things because she also still likes those things?
>Gura knows how to make things biggerwow she actually learned the mechanics, I'm impressed
Time traveler here, this is Watson's schedule ahead of time:>Monday - LA Noire, >Tuesday - Titanfall 2, Detective Diaries>Wednesday =BREAK=>Thursday =BREAK=>Friday - Space Dandy Finish, Halo CE collab w/ Mori, Good Night ASMR Members>Saturday - Smash Campaign, Japanese Katakana Practice, Minecraft>Sunday - Smash Campaign, Don't Starve Collab w/ Gura & Kiara, Superchat Reading
>>29933352Pepsi
>>29933410If she hits it now, that won't happen, and she could hit it now.
>>29933313>gura is ignoring the game objectives
>>29933380You could say Ame is experienced in being someone's girlfriend
>>29933411
Can Gura get even more pregnant? Can she reach termite queen levels she can't even move?
Here's my edit.
>>29933398They're underage, anon.
I really believe that there was no need for Gawr Gura. HER would be able to amass just as many followers with regular curated videos in the same vein as your typical Gaming YouTuber would do.
>>29933374she's made a few references including her debut thumbnail. newfags just really, really hate retarded HERfags (which is reasonable) so any reference to that shit causes retardation in the thread.
>>2993254236K on part 2 vs 40K for part 1, which is not typical. Usually holos lose 20-30% for each episode for a multi-part stream as people drop off the series until it stabilizes on a core group of viewers that just want to watch their oshi do anything.
>>29933410She's going to hit it beforehand, trust me.
>>29933421Low energy is pretty comfy
Gura out here murdering Shakespeare
>>29933343>>29933406>Ame recounting the experience, when everything was new and nice to her
>Oh yeah babyThe baby is kicking right now guys! Feel her belly.
>>29933432That's the point I was making
>>29933410Stop suffering from anticipation. That's why your life isn't going anywhere
>>29933380I went back and watched Ame’s playthrough and you all gosling’d over the the most benign thing
>>29933434yeahthe mechanics of MUH D*CK
Is Gura drunk today? She seems to be slurring HER words
>>29933380Ame did it during the peak of the GFE feel, add to it it was her redemption stream after her debut. This is a totally different stream, is watch gura getting caught, confused, being funny and having fun, two totally different products, and some people will like one more than the other.
>>29933314The best part is this one was actually real, I capped it myself
>>29933410she's gonna hit it before that streamKiara lives another day
>>29933352Bushmills on the rocks
>>29933402Why would you wear your hat when inside
UOHHHHHH
wtf is this? shakespeare madlibs?
SHARKSPEARE
>>29933447I prefer Gura over HER.
>>29933456OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH RUBBING GURA'S PREGNANT BELLY WHILE SHE STREAMS
>>29933410Kiara loves Gura. Honestly the biggest narrative buster is the fact that as far as I know Kiara has never done a collab with just Gura since you would expect Kiara to try and leech off Gura.
fighting the urge to draw a goth gura with dark-cherry hair and gradient lips
>>29933435>Only one LA Noire streamI hate it, take it back
>>29933449So basically Gura's viewers has a 30K+ base who will watch her do anything.
>>29933410Maybe the reason for her to stream today was to get them before the collab?
Brainlet here, what do people mean when they say HER?
>>29933454>Amegeddon was two weeks later
>>29933435>titanfall 2 before PC upgrade breakYou blew it
>>29933435Thanks Ame.
Guys you know what else pregnant women do?Breathe.
>9000+ years old>can't even speak late middle english/early modern english
>My oshi is on and I get to see an assblasted nousagi everytime I refresh the pageKINO FUCKING THREAD
>>29933404MPV, specifically.
>boomer this boomer thatIs fucking Malcolm in the Middle considered boomer now too?
>>29933352Collected rain water
I can't keep listening her voice, I can't jerk off right now. It's going to kill me
>>29933435TEAMATE NO THE TIMELINE IS GOING TO BREAK AGAIN
>>29933374You fucking dumbass, that just means she likes the best PSP game of all time, Fate/Extra, and it's gorgeous Saber Servant, Aka Saber, Emperor of Rome
>>29933479Was the zoomer humor not your cup of tea?
>let your hair down RomeoI'd be really worried if she wasn't just kidding
>>29933482Why would you fight that urge?
>>29933466she's literally just talking. shut the fuck up about s*nzawa.
>>29933498Sadly, yes
>>29933352A COKE!
>>29933435But she's taking off Monday and Tuesday
>>29933435>Space Dandy finish She has 19 episodes left
>>29933456Baby check
>>29933478romeo and juliet and rapunzel, by william sharkspeare
>>29933482If you don't I will and I'll make her horrifying
>>29933498People were calling Mori a boomer for singing MCR and Panic at the Disco last night, anon. The word has lost all meaning.
>>29933448blame the doxxbuds
>>29933498Unfortunately
>>29933287It's literally being a permanent fuck up. You always feel like you can do better than you do but you know you can't, except in very specific circumstances that are way outside your control. It's hell.
>>29933488es ella
>>29933495??
>>29933445Best boy in the game. I hope he pumps her full of babies so they can build a nice family in their hidden village.
>>29933488Google がうる・ぐら 前世
>>29933435fake and gay LARPchama
>>29933494Half tempted to try that but then I can't see the chat and spam dumb shit in the hope she will read it some day
>>29933450She'll hit it in <24 hours. Already at 1.49M.
>>29933442No shit, western women, even with severe mental issues, all had boyfriends before. All of EN had a couple boyfriends, only retarded unicorns like to pretend otherwise.
>>29933492all holos confirmed preggo
>>29933376MULK
>>29933447FUCK OFF
>>29933509>Is fucking Malcolm in the Middle considered boomer now too?>Sadly, yes
why is gura so relaxing right now?
/hlgg/ are funnier than usual today.
>>29933492Holy shit I think my water just broke
>>29933435move TF2 on Friday and add another LA Noire stream on Tuesday ;)
>>29933486More like 35k, but yes
>>29933543No, I will stick around
You guys have an unhealthy obsession with pregnant Gura. It's a bit worrying, really.
>>29933498if you remember 9/11, you're a boomer
>>29933498I don't knowCan you repeat the question?
>>29933546Don't lie to us.
What happened during today's Ina stream? I'd do my archive reps but the thread is full of Amelia's gosling spam
>>29933546Did you listen to >>29932773That was an amazing start to a thread.
>>29933546They're pregnant right now.
>Are there any people in the Scottish here in the speaking who can translate here?
>>29933447too bad no one cares faggot
>>29933488It's just an allusion to her previous character, ***zawa, without actually mentioning the name Sen****
>>29933546That is a lie
>>29933498>>29933518Boomer is the meme term for millenials, if you newfags haven't caught wind of it yet.
>>29933557Cranky 'cuz you're pregnant, anon?
>>29933460because all goslingposters should set themselves on fire. they shit up threads more than any other chuuba. God i fucking wish they'd all slit their throats
I want to break free from this simulation...
>>29933528>>29932634
>>29933557just get her pregnant and they'll regret memeing it into reality
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/60afuz
>>29933557
>>29933447I really believe that you are retarded
>>29933498yes no maybe i dont know could you repeat the question?
>>29933557it's the healthiest obsession in these threads
>>29933530I don't read Otome because I'm a dude but I think master-student and assassin-target ships are hot.
>>29933559Hey, you watch it, Anon.You're not the boss of me, now.
>>29933520Kek
>>29933557I'm sure its only maybe 2 people who believe that narrative. To the rest of us it's just stupid and funny.
>>29933519yeah I understand the frustration but I wish it didn't become a thread long argument every time.
>>29933447If you want another HER go watch Vshojo
>>29933573You're back huh?
>>29933561She opened up a little bit about her past and cried during the stream, also some lore drops about her family as usual
>>29933583Oh, I am convinced that I am.
Can't even read a simple sentence. Yup, definitely drunk
>>29933486what's the most boring thing she could stream and still get 30K+?
>>29933546Thanks for noticing. I'm also more beautiful today since I showered.
>>29933482DO IT PLEASE DO IT PLEASE I WANT I WANT GOTH GURRRAAA AOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHH
>>29933520AY
Ctudio
>>29933561Ina cried on stream when she talked about how she was making herself miserable stacking up work on herself and that her only outlet was FF14. Then she talked about her friends and hololive and how she's happy now.Also this happened.
>>29933557>worryingbro, i have some news for you...
You can only reply to this post if you wanna prove that YOU'RE NOT pregnant.
>>29933581oh no, we're pregnant
CSTUDIO
That's what C stands for! Ctudio!
>>29933573This is true!
>>29933569I miss the boomer wojak, he was probably the only acceptable -jak variant other than the original feelsguy.
>>29933558Not necessarily.
Cunnio
>>29933601anon i would literally watch her read names from the phone book
>>29933558>if you remember 9/11, you're a boomerI was in third grade, and when the teacher sat us down to explain what terrorists were, my first thought was the dudes who planted bombs at Site B
Can't even read a simple sentence. Yup, definitely pregnant
>>29933070Dyscalculia
>>29933523This. And trying to control those circumstances gets you judged as being inflexible and needy.
>>29933482Please do it
Gura got tricked into doing JAV...
>>29933352coffee
>>29933579I was a little disappointed with the Ame one desu since she seemed like she never really got the hang of the mechanic for that part and just kinda blitzed through it without paying much attention rather than taking full advantage and doing nothing personnel kid to all the niggas and whatnot
>>29933540IN A BAG
>>29933610>schizoposters are actually just pregnantI don't think there are meds to fix that....
>>29933553Kill yourself
I feel like she's having a stroke every 2 sentences
>>29933607>>29933597I'll go watch it when I'm doing my gesture reps then
>>29933520
>>29933610but who was dick
>>29933618she would make that fun and make up random stories about people and companies
Since we've established that everyone in this thread is pregnant, are you guys going to name your baby after your oshi?
This looks like she walked into a casting couch
DON'T FREAK OUT
>I'm here for the shooting.
>>29933629Not yet.
>>29933268>two at mostThe only time I have been to a mass that was two hours long was when I went to a bilingual Easter mass that also was ceremony for people that converted over to catholicism.
> Gura hinting her original song
>>29933609I AM PREGNANT I CANNOT LIE ANYMORE
>>29933573You don't have to be upset that your fangroup doesn't have anything to get as hyped up for as we do.
>JAV gura
>>29933628You don't think there are meds to fix a pregnancy?
>>29933624me too.
scrambling gura's eggs.....
It's your time rrats
>scrambled eggABORTION BROS WW@
>>29933266Fuck off Aloe and take Moona with you
do leechfags really?
Fuck these retards
>>29933635oh, i know. i'm not joking. it would be great.
I want to tickle gura's feet until she poops herself
>>29933636Cunningham
>>29933486I want to watch her play ps2 kusoge girls game anon. I will watch my oshi no matter what.
Holy fuck can these e-celebs stop trying to leech?
>ignored
Is Gura fucking high right now?she's making less sense than usual
>>29933482If you need some help, try using this
>eceleb gave Gura an aka
Listening to Gura's mixtape!
Gura needs a fucking mod for her chat jesus christ
>>29933546Thanks, bro. I try.
>>29933618isn't that a regular zatsudan?
Guys she's getting emotional....
>>29933644>>29933647
Gura gave up her sunday bender to stream this for you guys. Hope you're happy. She could be 6 mixers into a wild night of shitposting in the HoloEN discord and watching netflix right now.
>ignored AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DUMBASS
GET FUCKING DODGED LOSER
>>29933615holy FUCK anon
Why do some people refuse to move on from HER? If they are really fans of HER, can't they see that she is much happier now?
>I like house choresCAN THIS GIRL GET ANY MORE PERFECT?
>>29933654>>29933655please no
>>29933268Our Yagoo, who art in Japan, Holo be thy nameThy Cover be done, Thy Dream is none,On ID as it is in EN.Give us today our daily streams,and forgive us our yabais,as we doxx those who yabai against us.Lead us into Goslings, and deliver us from ChinaAmen
>>29933557I have an unhealthy obsession with Gura period
NO DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE HIM GURA
>>29933614>boomer wojakForced meme
>>29933520based
>I like mopping I like house choresTELL ME SHE'S NOT PREGNANT
>>29933663Do you faggots not watch the streams? She said she's sick.
>>29932682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxEIw25MS0
>carsonreminderhttps://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4
Fuck off Carson
FUCKING E-CELEBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29933662>>29933675>>29933676You were saying
>>29933664
AVOCADOS
Need AO-chan here stat
AO-chan, where are you? Unleash your fury on the checktards
>>29933645THEN WHY DID YOU REPLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29933447maybe she didn't want to continue playing the role of a drunken shitposting retard for your entertainment. she's reverse Haachama, you'll just have to live with that fact anon.
>>29933615
>callmecarsonwhat a faggot
>She didn't even know who he wasHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>29933410>interacting with chat in a collab
>fuck the jannies 5ch don't look
>>29933636I don't know how my kid will live if their name is Usada Pekora
>>29933654>>29933655Who?
>>29933647That model is gross
>>29933643did you miss when she basically said she has one coming? i think it was during one of the two recent talk streams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>29933651>>29933654
What an actual cunt
>>29933626That and the fact that her PC kept crapping out and turning it into a slideshow
>>29933685She treated him as just another scer, based
>>29933314I remember the name, that was a good laugh
M-Menhera... I kneel
>>29933664She looks like Gura but irl and with red hair
>>29933710She does but doesn't want to make a big deal about it mid-stream
CallMeCarson?
>>29933687Every wojak is
Ame please save us
>>29933380No shit... Ame Superliminal was TOP TIER
>>29933435This is a bad spoof. Monday/Tuesday will be breaks, Dandy will be Sat, Katakana practice will be one of the first streams of the week.
>Ignored into talking about avocadosBased Gura
>>29933735Fucking how
>>29933721Reminder that this dude got cucked by like 10 people
Hey Ame while you're in the chat can you ban these fags talking about the other fag, thanks
It's over bros, time to pack it up.
>>29933736...
>>29933717it's 2D but i personally like the flat look of it
>>29933655
>>29933731what was the context? my brain was off for a few seconds.
>>29933737Even more based to be honest
Ame should start shooting these fucking cunts
>>29933710Anon...
>>29933694based ame shitting on attention whores
>Gura likes house choresImagine raising kids with her
>>29933710Zawa collabed with him
Someone redpill me on Carson?Is he based?I scrolled through is videos and they were pretty shit.
Ame is still watching Gura.
Chat has been derailed thanks to that faggot
>>29933651>>29933654>>29933655JESAS
>>29933687>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.I always chuckle a bit when I read this.
Who the fuck is callmecarson?
>>29933601Solo Pacify in EU TZ was 30K, so... that I guess.
>>29933757She ignored Carson so Ame's proud of her
>>29933747People enabling her gacha gambling.
I fucking hate e-celebs so much.
>>29933708Yeah, obviously but at the same time she connected her success to another company and I don't know if that "restart" is worth the limitations.
>>29933757CallMeCarson SC
>>29933764based
>>29933750>>29933760This, Ame bring us salvation please
>>29933710She probably does but at this point is used to ignoring retarded ecelebs who lost their minute of fame>>29933748Kek I forgot about that. His leech gf would put the Nijis to shame in the amount of nepotism dick she took
GET FUCKED CARSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OY VEY ANUDDAH DESINC/JOLLY
>>29933380I never actually watched the second part because I wasn't that invested in her yet and didn't want to get spoiled
>>29933721based as fuck
>>29933756based
>Mini!Team Mini chads can't stop winning
>>29933764KEK, I know Ame meant the game but it's still funny af.
>>29933772Literally the type of guy from the song Mori sung last night
>>29933772CallMeCarson?yeah that guy is lame, no idea how he got popular
>>29933756Good idea
>>29933721BASED
>>29933764kek
>>29933651Klaius is going to pay him a visit real soon
>>29933780A literal kek
Holy shit her whole chat is full of this Carson fag
>>29933721God bless the trinity and their constant btfoing of these leeches
>>29933764based ame
Reminder that this kind of shit is Moris fault. Shes inviting all these retards to harrass Holos
>>29933748IT'S REAL HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29933096>tfw 21 year old boomer
>>29933788it is
>>29933780A guy who used to be popular and then got kekd by 10 of his fucking friends
>>29933711Did you not watch Calli and Gura? Where chat spammed it in both until Mori was forced to say something?
>>29933772Someone we'd keep my daughter away from
>>29933756Holy based and kek
>>29933747gacha is a mental illness
>>29933687I'm pretty sure you could pull compilations like that of nearly every meme that has been on this website.
>>29933721Can we have the schizos go after these faggots instead of the girls?
>>29933747Gachas a helluva drug.
>>29933410Kiara might be a tryharding numberfag but I doubt she's petty
Someone call Ao-Chan, I don't want to see any moron complain about Ao on these threads while also complaining about derailing fags
>>29933755mfw you're right and it is 2d
>>29933651Who the fuck
You guys think hinotori can get a million views before the end of the year?
Iofi...
>>29933775Strongest duo
>>29933772Remember the lyrics of 2019 guy that mori sang? He's literally that
>>29933764My sides
>>29933702he's so desperate to become relevant again
Notice how these people always go for Gura and not the other ENs? Tell me they're not just doing it for the leech.
>>29933772No.I hope gura never acknowledges him
>>29933824These faggots have been trying to leech off of Gura even before the podcast
Gawr Gura is a motherfucker
>>29933684I have an unhealthy obsession with Gura's periods
HOOCHAAre you frustrated?
>>29933838
>>29933721deadbeats please learn from this
>>29933772Yeah he's lameCries a lot and got cucked literally
>>29933764ame based as always
>>29933851>You guys think hinotori can get a million views before the end of next year?
>>29933772Cringy retard attention whore who thinks dropping $100 on an overnight millionaire means anything
>>29933838This comic's pretty kino but maybe wait til after the stream to post the rest anon.
Who is this Carson dude? I've never heard of him
I want to marry AO-chan!
Faggot
I don't know anything about this Carson fella but he seems like a real cuck.
>>29933851Yeah, KFP jannies will have it on loop while they mop the floors.
>>29933851seriously fucking doubt it. Also it didn't give her much of a boost. Must suck to be chickem right now.
ok I'm a Carson anti
>>29933860Of course they are. They're all about chasing their next boost in numbers.
>>29933651>>29933654>>29933655>gura's entire chat is filled with eceleb spamREMEMBER AO CHAN FAGGOTSREMEMBER HOW YOU ATTACKED HER AND CALLED HER A FASCIST 2000 ERA FORUM MODBET YOU WISHED SHE WAS HERE TO CLEAN HOUSE
TAKE YOUR BETS!!!>Carson simp for attention again>Saves what's left of his dignity and doesn't simp no more
this is getting annoying
>>29933772Y'know that song Mori sung? He is the person it's making fun of.
SHE HATES HIM
ame should just ban that guy
>>29933687Except Boomer Wojak was actually fun. And evolved into the Monster 0 Ultra edits.
>>29933867
>>29933890What dignity?
>>29933880God I hope Ame bans this retard's ass
>>29933764What the fuck!? I like Ame now
>>29933890>>29933880
>>29933880fucking ecelebs needing to invade any space to get attention
>chat is forcing Gura to stop the game and read the supachaHoly fucking cancer
>WHAT THE FUCK DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM?
I'm sorry you have to deal with Herfags and eceleb leeches, Chumbuds
>>29933651get him away from my daughter
>>29933716Epic meeme guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0IogtwxrN0
I reported that red superchat and it disappeared. Is it still there for everyone?
>>29933860they were in ina and ame's chat before
>>29933880pretty crinch...
Holy based shark
>>29933880in that case, it is time to report
>>29933880he deserves to be fucking banned if he's gonna do this shit
I feel bad for gura, this is going to happen to her every stream it feels like
>people seriously asking her to stop playing and read superchatsFUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>29933772Faggot e-celeb trendchaser, the type which normalfags love
>>29933747the easiest way to get people to throw money as a streamer is to spend it irresponsibly on gacha
Decided to open the YT chat just to see how it was. Boy was I not surprised
Klaius onegai protect gura from that c*ck carson
>>29933851No but probably by at least feburary
Ame please
I miss AO-chan...
we were having a pretty good stream and then this shit happens
>>29933694Why does she sound so cute right here?
Bloop needs to be chat mod
>>29933880https://streamable.com/8tmjld
Jesus christ... her the zoomer in her chat are trying to push her to read his shit.
>>29933898THIS LORE
>>29933772>Sings a song making fun of cucks>Then a cuck Carson tries to leech off GuraNo he's a LITERAL cuck
>>29933801Anon, it's been 7 years.
>>29933880klauis...
>>29933914It is.
>>29933687
Which EN would you let *WHAP* your plums?
>>29933889I've always loved Ao-chan and this is why. Mods suck ass but YT chat needs them.
>>29933880>Such an inflated ego that everything needs to come to a stop if he donates>Can't just dm herFucking hate these faggots, they're ruining it for everyone
>>29933851doesn't matters. By the point she get there Gura will have her 2nd million and Kiara will keep crying
>>29933880THANK YOU MORI
Ame I know you're here, Please filter 'Carlson' word
So how do we get an AO-chan for Gura?
>gura almost stopping the game for super chatsFUCK OFF
I wish Ame could just ban this faggot or something, but you know how dramatic these people can be and bring a lot of "haters"
WE JENGA BOYS
Youtube chat is a fucking disgrace
>>29933692now that will have ukulele version can we sync up both of them? Or still different tempo?
>>29933880This guy really trying to hijack a stream because Gura didn't notice him? What the fuck?
>>29933880Just leave already you massive faggot.This is why we need a mod like AO-chan.
AME I KNOW YOU'RE HERE AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MOD. DO SOMETHING.
I thought this was going to be fake. Yikes
>Chat overwhelmingly telling Gura to ignore CarsonChumbuds aint all bad
>>29933756Just use the first, don't give that entity ammunition
this dude just fucked up the comfy mood of the stream
>maybe I should read superch->ooh sparkly
>>29933894EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>29933944there's no way it's been that long
>>29933936Jesus, this is just a repeat of the last SOMA stream
AO-chan... Klaius... anyone please...
>>29933764Why is this so fucking funny kek
>>29933694Ame and Haachama both called their viewers cringe because they are both sisters
Someone send a fucking virus to that Carson faggot to keep him away from our shark.
>>29933880Klaius will neck him
>>29933880Ame please ban his ass for good
Don't open!
>>29933838>>29933867>>29933898Is this connected to the other art where Gura took Ame to atlantis but had to leave but than a rock fell on her?
>>29933907she asked chat and 99% said to keep playing, so i'd say her chat isnt THAT bad in this regard
>>29933880Jesas
OH NO SHE'S DMING HIM RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TASUKETE NIGGERMAN!
Where the fuck is AO-chan when they're really needed?
>>29933880Who the fuck is he?
>>29933944R-Really...?
>>29933880>actually attention whoring and trying to pay for DMs
>>29933860Funny how they never appear in any of the HoloIDs, Hana, or Pikamee's chats, huh...
>>29933880https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>29933880lol
>>29933880this is fucking hilarious
>>29933853Strong EN duo sure. But until they snuggle each other goodnight on stream like pic related, this will always be the strongest duo.
>>29933913Cringe
did she update the chat filter? I fucking hope so goddamn
>>29933880Ame... give bubba bot to Gura please...
>>29933880Hopefully Ame times him out.
>>29933894I didn't know who he was, but now I hate him too.
Apologize. Right fucking now.
>>29933965(didn't mean to reply to you anon >>29933880, my bad)
Computer, bring up weather reports for the North American continent!
>>29933978Klaius I'll forgive you if you get that faggot
Uhhhh based???
Just got here. Is Gura sick? She doesn't sound quite right.
>End of November >So hot that she has to turn on the fanSo where does she live?
>>29933939Bloop is too cute to be intimidating.
>>29933986Yeah it's a followup.
>>29933997He is an actual cuck, please understand
>>29933985wtf this looks like my little brother
>>29933880>>29933965So is this the first hurdle the EN branch is going to have to jump over?Is he the equivalent of a tutorial boss for Cover's ride into the western market?
>>29933880already reported his supachat for harassment, fuck that guy
>>29933986Same artist.
Wish other Holos takes the effort to move their Live2D out of the screen like Ame whenever they go off-screen.
>>29933710Who is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzwxmasRdsWILL GURA FINISH THE GAME BEFORE SUPA SUNDAY?
God fucking bless gura for managing tactfully making an excuse to not acknowledge him
>>29933949what does that mean anon
>>29933880What a fucking nigger
Thanks Mori.But it's all good because it makes /hlgg/ seethe, am I right?
>>29933880What a fucking retard. Attentionwhores, everyone
>>29934010i kneel...
>>29934002Just wait for the members only discord sex stream you are going to look real dumb anon
>>29934022>He doesn't know about huke bloop
that's creepy, how many other holos do the Peko-chan sleep instead of moving their avatar out like Coco does or toggling it off
I have a feeling she'll talk about this with Ame on how to filter "Carlson" and other shit
Will we know the full lineup of birthday merch for each EN before it goes up for sale? I've never paid attention to how JP handles that sort of thing.
>hot
AO-chan is not so bad afterll all, huh?
>>29933764Based time traveler
>>29934010I never complained about AO-chan, only shitters did. EN needs a gestapo for all the cancer they will inevitably attract.
>>29934002I can see them slowly becoming like OkaKoro
>>29933880I @ed this guy in chat and told him to quit it, he's fucking ruining the mood of the stream, and then i see all this?? Fuck this pathetic ass faggot
>>29934010
>>29933847AO-chan is unironically based and I wish they moderated every EN's chat
>>29933916Eh? Never noticed anyone leech in Ame's chat.
>>29933324ADHD isn't real.
>>29934033Just a shit ass youtuber no one cares about
Gura is wet UOOOOOOHHHHH
>>29934021Its her pregnancy acting up
LMAO SHE GAVE MORE ATTENTION TO THAT SC THAN THE E-CELEB.
>>29934027No, thats Mori who actively seeks this attention
Goddamnit I was having a good time
Happy Mio Day /hlgg/!
>Open stream>"You want me to close the game and read superchats?">close streamMori did this
>>29933880Yikes
>>29933979H****ama is NOT hololive, do not mention her here
Gura plsjust play the game
>>29934025It really shows
>>29933880He deserved to be cheated on and have his friends leave him.
>reads some other dudes Aka, ignores the shitty clout chasers Based as fuck
>Acknowledges a regular SC but not the leechLove this shark
>>29934010No
Isn't Ame a mod? Why doesn't she do something?
>>29934017>removed
KLAIUS I KNOW YOURE HERE GO DO SOMETHING
That cunt Mori did this, now even WORSE E-celebs will try and leech...
MORI, ENMA, WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU ARE HERE, SEND THAT CALLMECARSON NIGGA TO THE SHADOW DIMENSION
>>29934027No, clout chasing e-celeb faggots will never stop.
RULE NO 3 FAGGOTS. RULE NO 3
>>29934041Yes.
>It was actually Carsonholy fuck that's so embarrassing
>>29934010I'm not a faggot and always appreciated her
>>29934036She said she might push it 1 hour for Kiara and Gura
NO GUYS HE'S GONNA PUNCH HER
>>29934017Based
do you rely belev et?
>$400 supa from a rando outshining a shitty e-celebgod chumbuds are based
>says she can't read SC when the faggot donates>immediately reads the 400 akaBased Gura igoring ecelebs
>>29934010God, Gura really needs her own AO-chanCall him Poseidon. Or the Kraken. Or LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN. Just please, give her a chat moderator
>>29934047Can't fuckin wait
Can we stop with the superchat autism. For fucks sake. Just read them afterwards, that's what all the other girls do
>pretends she cant see supachats without tabbing out>blatantly reads the supa about the new monitorbased but also get better at lying or just ignoring faggots altogether gura
She's clearly uncomfortable and they keep pushing it. What piles of shit.
>>29934083? ? ? ?
>>29934095they will probably never ban e-celebs to avoid drama
Carson is seething right now! BASED SC AND SHARK!
>>29933880Looks like a young autistic Gabe Newell.
>>29934010Amelia is here, why didn't she do anything?
>>29934074To be fair, Charlie isn't a cloutchaser like that Carson faggot.
>>29934073That SC was actually sweet and thinking of her not just trying to get some kind of dumbass collab or something.
>>29934053Most of them.
>>29934126Isn't that literally what they did during Ina's HL2 stream?
>WhoTuber gets mogged by some rando donating $400We're reaching levels of cringe we didn't think possible
APOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>29934055Sweet home Alabama!Where the sharks are so cute! Sweet home Alabama!I'll be chumming home to you!
What's the point of making the genmates mods if they're not going to do anything with it?
>>29934019yeah
"Hate" doesn't begin to describe how much I fucking hate trend-chasing ecelebs. The rotting, putrid animosity simply has no name to use accurately.
>>29933953Nah, this is just from the meme shark's popularity. If it were on the other ENs chat, then yes it would be Mori
>>29934136They didn't actually get banned, but they definitely got warned.
>>29934129>ignore himor>ban him and get into dramawhich is smarter I wonder?
>>29934122Naa this one was fine to read, it cucked Carlson.
>>29933880These are the kinds of people that deserve to test positive for HIV
>>29934027>first hurdleThis is like the 5th or 6th times a literally who youtuber has to tried to gain attention from an ENThey just ignore them until they fuck off
>>29933966Fuck off nigger, don't drop this responsibility on Ame.
>>29934098
I wish Gura had a mod as based as AO-Chan, but at least she’s not acknowledging the shitty e-celeb
>>29934021In my basement
>>29933880Absolutely pathetic
>>29934136no, AO just told them to fuck off but nothing more
>>29933890He literally blew up his whole "my girlfriend is cheating drama" on youtube. What dignity is left?
>>29934122They are all 12, some mentally and some physically as well..
Just joke up, how was the TF2 stream?
>>29934065search youtube for "amelia watson connor"
>who's laughing now
>>29934118Time to finally let Bloop out of his bubble.
PLEASE NIP AT MY ANKLES GURA
>>29934115>>29934116We're the only ones allowed to be creepy about our love of Gura
>Gura starts reading superchats but not hisBASED
>>29933890>Carson>having dignityeasy choice anon
>>29934055Might be super sensitive to heat+keeps her thermostat high, probably leaves it at like 70 because of the whole sleeping with only a shirt on. Her computer must run hot too
>>29934136AO told them to fuck off and they got warned
>>29934053Most of them. Some of them purposefully set up funny faces.
At least we got an ironic cuck e-celeb, not an actual cuck.t.deadbeat
>>29934055This is Gura's timezone, I'll leave the rrats to you.
>Callmecarson threw an Aka with a no-context message, thinking his fame preceded him>Got barely thanked and overshadowed by a Chad with $400Noice
>SORRY PEASANTS, RELEVANT PERSON COMING THROUGH, SHE'S MINE NOW>W-W-WAIT WHY ISN'T SHE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME WHAT THE FUCK
lmao you faggots whined about TT and critikal but they're nothing compared to that mentally deranged cuck, you chumbuds better buckle up because that guy ain't gonna quit anytime soon and you should pray that none of his eceleb buddies hop on the wagon too
>>29934055The lore is she ran away from Atlantis and lives alone away from family down south.
>>29933860I think leeching is a bit of a stretch in this case, dude has 3 times the subs of Gura - still an asshole for trying to swing his weight around to get undo attention.
>>29934168Anon, I.....
>Gura calling out Amelia
>showring with guraUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>29934021Australia and honestly she has some aussie inflections come out sometimes
>>29934010Why does Ina get her own personal moderator?
Hop in the shower anons
I´m sorry Ao-chanYou are my only hope now, kill those eceleb niggers and forgive my sins
>>29934168It was a great asmr stream
>>29934130Nobody sensible is blaming Charlie.He's shown no interest in this sort of thing past making passing comments and Mori is the entire driving force of why he's even being mentioned.
Gura I just showered...
I can't believe Gura is calling out Amelia.
>>29934148not ban him but ban the people who are breaking the chat rules by posting about him
>>29934055So, she is Mexican?
>>29934168ISP was being complete shit so she closed the game and did 1 hour of SC reading ASMR.
>>29934127>She can't ignore me foreverI can't wait to watch this faggot's soul break
>Person that has more views / subscribers is leechingIs this the Youtube equivalent of shoplifting when you're rich?
>>29934148>dramaWhat is he gonna do? Get kekd by another kiwi?
>>29933880that expression...
>>29934065Ah right that. Just to be fair, that guy just sent one SC. It was chat that fucking sperged about it.
>GURA NUMBERFAGGING???
Would Carson be too yab for Cover to allow a collab? I don't know much other than anons mentioning he's a cuck.
You HAVE taken a shower, right anon? You wouldn't sleep next to your oshi while stinky?
For once I'm happy about SC wars for burying that Carson faggot. Hoping he gets super AIDS and then gets convicted for CP.
>>29934176And I'd never do anything of the sort outside of this shithole.
You know how you have like 4 different dreams at night but you can usually only remember (if you even do) the more recent one you had that you woke up from? I had one of those. I was in a lab and they told me to look through a microscope and when I did Ame was making out with Ina and Ina was playfully telling her to stop tickling her and Ame was like "Would you prefer I groundpound your mom?" And then laughed and Ina just covered her face with both hands because the mood was ruined and I stopped looking in the microscope confused and then just as I was about to get hit in the head with a crowbar I woke up.
>>29933963The mp3 versions are slightly faster, but I'm sure editing can help sync them. Their voices will not be synced without some more edits. Are they from a members only stream by the way?
Holy shit Gura is too based
>>29934168Tech yabai but made up for it in the Superchats,
FUCK YOU DR. PIERCE
GURA JUST DESTROYED CALLI
>>29934120Kinda like how she lied about not hating haachama or stabbing her in the back
>>29934148The correct choice was>Ignore himand then>Ban him if he becomes disruptivewhich he did and apparently got, so theres no problem here.
>>29934211Maybe she doesn't want to do something like that without speaking to Gura beforehand
Remember this is all Mori's fault. She's the one inviting the anituber faggots.She's the one disrespecting hololive.She's the one acting like a twitch whore.God I hate her so much.
>>29934176Fuck off Carson
>>29934010Ao chan is basado. Only schizos and zoomers get banned by her.
Gura just destroys Dr.Glenn...
>>29934168It turned into an ASMR stream
>>29934055she's texan
What did I miss, who was attention whoring in Gura's chat?
>>29934145>>29933953>If it were on the other ENs chatThis implies Mori acknowledges any other eceleb other than Charles.
>>29933985Too old and too young at the same time.
>MORI DID THISMeanwhile, the literal week of Gura's debut, you had leeches like pic already coming at her, trying to get the 5 minutes of fame. This is an attention whore problem; specifically, an attention whore fading out of relevance due to VTubers problem.
>>29934150I meant the carson one.
WAIT WHAT DID AO DO I MISSED IT
>>29934217They're obsessed with being the center of attention. You can see how quickly Gura is growing and they compulsively seek out this shit.
>>29933880Klaius, we have a favor to call in.
GURA?!
>>29934136at least the HL2faggot apologized for it
>>29934190Anon it's still leeching because vtubers are a hot trend right now and HoloEN is the biggest. That's how big ecelebs stay relevant, by chasing trends.
>>29934144the girls so far seem to be aware of cloutchasers and have been ignoring them. If not, I hope manager-san(s) have that taken care of, as they seem pretty based so far.
Man, sick gura is weird
You DID shower today, right?
>>29934041It's extremely funny watching /hlgg/ spazz out when they realize there's a greater audiences for vtubers other than themselves
>>29934210>>29934195>stop being so stinky and unwashed Watson, im going to have to wash you myself. Get in the shower with me
>>29934144>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4this but towards leeches
gura's mood has shifted hard since the carson shit, she cant seem to get back into it
>>29934225I'd rather Gura collab with holostars than 3Dshit.
>>29934225not yab, but extremely cringe. And not the kino kind.
>>29933546is*
>>29933829Same
>>29934184>>29934186Based $400 dollar akasupa chumbuddy saved the day
>>29934127That niggers just asking for someone to doxx him.
>>29934234are you the same guy with the thumbtacks dream?
We've arrived at the "cute things make you forget" room
>bouncy castleIt's a moon bounce
>>29933981This
>>29934168The parts she actually got to play were really fun desu, but ISP was fucking her so she cut it early and we got some nice asmr instead.
>>29934140Mainly to make them easy to spot in chat.
Alright, which one of you is this?
>>29934148What drama? Call his e-celeb friends so they can ban them too?
>>29934055why are there random temperature nodes in the middle of the gulf of mexico and the atlantic ocean?
How can Klaius even compete?
>>29934024>>29934253https://twitter.com/Hyakka_yuri
>>29934169Connor's one is a little different isn't it? Since he was in the podcast with Mori. Doesn't make it less cringy, but at least he was somewhat relevant for that time.
>>29934215>>29934238Wait does that mean SC stream is not going to happen?
>>29934256I don't blame Mori and at least that shitty podcast was an interview. This is irrelevant nobodies trying to become relevant again.
>>29934246This unironically.
JUST LIKE MINECRAFT
>>29934178Probably her family blasts the heater to high 70s and Gura gets hot too easy.My ultimate comf set up is cold weather, heater on 75, fans on and my childhood thick blanket and Swiss miss.
>>29934257graduated
i've actually spoken to this carson guy before and he's a fucking dickhead this isn't surprising behavior
Just like Minecraft!
I swear some of you are just breaking containment and giving cringe as fuck SCs so that /hlgg/ will screencap it and post it here
>>29934265not really he was being a whiny faggot the whole timehe made a sarcastic apology after tweeting out a bunch of garbage
>>29934274She's pushing through.
>>29934293Based
>>29933880Report tweet, fuck him.
>reminds me of MINECRAFTAME NOOOOO YOU CORRUPTED HER
>>29934183It has to be Texas, likely Austin, otherwise she'd have told us about pissing herself during a tornado by now.
>>29934269I shower every morning, bud.
>>29934212She rolls her r's pretty good so
>>29934256is that gura?
>>29934269it's 3am
>>29934217It's all about expanding your audience. Cr1tikal goes to random nobodies streaming and dumps 50 subs on them for advertisement. It's all pathetic.
>>29934287Nigger I will stab you
>>29934027>he wasn't here for the offlinetv shit, the half life e-celebs, the trash taste moron in Ame's chat etcnewfag pleaseIt's kinda funny that we have the reverse of this with Mori and Cr1tikal though.
>>29934187I complaining about Mori wanting going out of the Holo bubble, unrelated faggots trying to get is a given.
>>29934225Carson has the minecraft kid audience if that helps
>>29934243Carson got banned? I blocked him and filtered his name as soon as he popped out since I know the chat will become insufferable.
>>29934240Can I get a rundown?
>>29934305What did he do?
>>29934274She had to explain she had a flow tith the game, and that gets you out of the flow
>>29934269I showered at 1am does that count?
>>29934285 No.
>>29934274And this is why the rules exist
>>29934308Attention whores on my 4chins? You don't fucking say.
>>29934295For the illegal immigrants crossing?
>>29934144The worst fucking part is how almost all of these are people I used to watch before their content became shit
>>29934169Wrong reply. This >>29934221 was meant for you
>>29934260
>>29934298Supa sunday will happen, she has other SCs to catch up on.
>>29934126simply ignoring them usually increases the seethe level by ten fold
>>29934269I shower at night, that way I can hop straight into pajamas. I work from home
>>29934065The trash taste trash guy
>>29934293>breast implantsTime to phone some hitmen.
>>29934293Holy cringe, don't screenshot yourself ever again
>>29934298No thats still happening, its just those SCs are done with.
>>29934297He wasn't relevant to Ame or the stream, so no.
How should I report doxx on Twitter? Some asshole posted all the EN’s identities in reply to harutimu’s animation. And Ame just retweeted it.
>>29933993Just your average eceleb. He had his moment when he rejected a pornstar on a dating show that he and his friend didn't take seriously, but then everyone stopped caring about him after he got cucked by your average Twitchwhore.
>>29934269I showered yesterday
Alright how many times has Gura mentioned Ame this stream? 5?
>>29934269Nope
>>29934293You
>>29934032But I love to see their sleepy idle bodies
>>29934265damn right they did, they were fucking rude
>>29934291Doesn't the checkmark already do that?
IM GOING TO SAY ITI DONT WANT TO CREAMPIE GURA
>>29934293Some random retard. Also Gura has never been on a bouncy castle, what the fuck?
https://twitter.com/harutimu_415/status/1333176391328804865?s=20Pretty cool until you see some dox in the replies
>>29934298She only read the SC for that stream
Ame will talk to Gura later and teach her what she did when her chat kept spamming about that Connor faggot. Don't worry.
Just tuned in. Is she really just sick? She sounds completely different. And cuter than usual
>>29934055you guys dont have heat in your home?
>>29934294I take back everything I said about Klaius he at least has real talents
>>29934293based retard
Why haven't the e-celebs learned to just go to Mori's chat for the attention they're starved for?
gwarcamole gura
>>29934024Yo, is your little brother available?
She is so fucking loopy, I love it
>>29934225Cover seems to be pretty open minded about anything pre recorded but its not like she would ever say yes.
>>29934358Just report it to cover+if they said anything slightly negative you can report it to twitter themselves because they want it to be super safe.
>She's doing the same method as Ame.RENT FREE
>>29934310Just like a pregnant woman!!
>>29934308Say it ain't so!
Why our daughter strugling? she sick and tired?
You know I originally didn't care about the Mori doing shit outside of holo but seeing as random cunts are trying to grab attention I'm thinking we need to nip this in the bud.
>>29933880Which one of you is this, because you owe me new sides
>>29934269I'm at the hospital. I'll probably shower in the morning
This man is responsible for getting Gura to 1.5M. Apologize.
>>29934375gura already handled it by ignoring it. her chat isn't talking about it anymore
Reminder that Mori is pushing for e celeb collabs. The podcast was just the start, which lead to a faggot going into Ame's chat. And now her constant want for a collab with Critikal, who has publically acknowledged her multiple times on stream and in private in DMs, is trying to make it acceptable for ecelebs to harass her friends. Fuck Mori.
>>29934308>/hlgg/ complains about newfags>some retard goes into the YouTube chat and mentions /hlgg/ or /jp/ specifically to piss off /hlgg/>a third retard screencaps it and posts it here for (You)s>everyone gets mad and plays tribalist for a thread, asking "why are Xfags like this?"Whoa...
>>29934246ogey
>>29934370NGMI
>>29933651Are people too retarded to check a channel's About page on Youtube? That's where business contacts are listed, and Gura links to Cover's website which in turn has a Contact page for "any promotional or collaboration-related offerings for our VTubers members and company".
>>29934269I always shower before going to bed
>>29934246Nah, this faggots would had come regardless. Problem is that Mori is a fucking idiot who wouldnt ignore them like Gura, Ame and Ina have been trying to do.
>>29934183A good middle class midwestern girl.
>>29934370YOU ARE NO TEAMATE OF MINE
>>29934358I reported for targeted harassment. idk
>>29934397Based twitter chumbud.
>>29934235This one was from the member stream.https://files.catbox.moe/spl8xw.m4a
>>29934218probably shit like his fanbase coming to shit up chat with #CARSONFREEDOM or something
>>29933380Used goods.
>>29933663>>29933691She drank half a bottle of nyquil before the stream
>>29934397HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>29934358Report it to coverhttps://cover-corp.com/report/
>>29934377no, I sleep in a jacket and 3 layers of blankets
HOLOEN (Singers) INCOMING BOYS
>>29934400Never heard of this guy until 15 minutes ago
>>29934397Absolutely based
>>29934400Fuck off, Carson
>>29934396It's too late, the flood gates were opened with that mori collab plus her openly endorsing cr1tikal
>>29934029Same
>>29934333he's just an assholejust an unpleasant guy to be aroundhe gets a big dick from having any modicum of power and treats people poorly
>>29934397Alot of the replies are based
>She mentioned avocados againNarrative?
what is her name again?
>>29934137I got second hand embarrassment for that literal cuck
>>29934168It was good.
>>29934397dangerously based
>>29934400this is how I imagine the average /hlgg/ poster to look
>>29934373fuck i was gunna say i didnt see it, but fucking hell these people are pathetic
>>29934428Oh boy
400$ akabuddy cucked the e-celeb so hard
GURACHAMA!?
>>29934428Queue Mori furiously dialing all of her contacts
>>29934397CHUMCHADS DEPLOYED AT FULL FORCE
>>29934405>This isn't Mori's fault stop trying so hard SEAnigger
>>29934353I wish I had US Dollars as currency
>>29934377I do but 65 isn't cold.
G-Gura...?
http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4
Gangrene....
>>29934397based
gura!?
>>29934438Gangrena...
>>29933880>she can't ignore me foreverBased
>>29934428Okay will anyone for real put their audition in
GAWR GULAG
>>29934400Looks like a literal human incarnation of a stereotypical basedboy
>>29934397
>>29934297Nope. Connor is a piece of shit too.
>>29934367I guess people with bodysuit/possession fetish gets off seeing that.
Gura.... your stories scare me sometimes...
>>29934438Gurenge...
>>29934437She really likes them.
>>29934428
>>29934168Can you guess how cute she was?
>>29934397<span class="sjis"> B A S E D[/spoiler]
>>29934397BASED CHUMBUD
>>29934373Just report it, Twitter is usually decent at this sort of stuff
>gangreneSomeone's gonna make a gawr guro doujin about that, aren't they?
>>29934373>someone creates cool content>faggots who can't make anything original can only doxx in the comments Fucking pathetic innit.
>>29934021Mozambique.
>>29934373>What dox shi...>Oh. Oh that's bad.Someone should probably tell watson since she just retweeted it.
>>29934438Gouda...
>>29934428>VSingerWhat did they mean by this?
>>29934438gore gary
>>29934396These random cunts would be trying to grab attention regardless because vtubers are cutting into their market and they're afraid of impending irrelevancy.
>>29934400I'm sorry that god made you into this much of a faggot, mr cuckson
>>29934428Is this Gen2?
Ame experiencing chat pain firsthand
>>29934428This is b8
>>29934400Well he sure looks like a faggot
>>29934428>Hololive English audition announcement in japanese
>>29934428Koopa, marry me please
>>29934428Please tell me this isn't real They need to stop releasing new bitches and get a hold of their company first
>>29934269I showered like 10 minutes ago.
>>29934438gyar...
Imagine Ina playing Superliminal
>>29934206>>29934248>>29934290Did she edit something out of it? I just watched the VOD and the post credits asmr sounds like she's going to say something and then it just ends.
>>29934469I do lounge singing part time but I am a SEAnig, think I have a chance?
>>29934022Just pop his bubble
Gura clearly wants to play with Amejust do a collab
>>29934438Gargoyle...
>>29934269I'm in the shower right now anon :)
>>29934397Holy kek, Chumbuds are alright
>>29934358I reported it as displaying sensitive image or whatever
>>29934517>>29934505https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1333245944662347776
>>29934517https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1333245944662347776https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1333245944662347776It's right here.
>>29934438Gustavo....
>>29934397BASED NOW THAT'S MY FUCKING CHUMBUD
>>29934438Gascogne...
>>29934027I guess that's the advantage of having a company for once. If they were doing this to a solo streamer they can push him or her a lot further for drama and self-promotion. A company at their back is an entirely different matter in that they might actually take legal action (yes, even Cover).
>>29934396The guy she likes keeps to himself but it's still not right to just wanna randomly collab with ecelebs. It indirectly enables every faggot with a checkmark next to their name and makes them feel like they are entitled to their attention AND they get to throw their retarded fans into the scene.The one thing I'd like Mori to stop is her open adoration of her favorite ecelebs precisely because of this. Boundaries have to be set.
>>29934428I am concerned
>>29934428VSingersVactual contentVnopregnacy after 2 monthsVno gosling
>>29934428Oh boy, the next batch HoloEN will blows Gura out of the water.
>>29934428I pray for cute gothic lolita girl with black blunt bangs hair, lewd garterbelt, small but beautiful breasts and with great singing voice to be one of the singers
>>29934509In both Japanese and English
>>29934438Goro...
>>29934521>Missed the super secret messageHeh...
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbwKpUDLYL_yA00QK4Qd9tK5ygXiWyE0gxyIky-Y2Lbdd5mA/viewform Good luck anons
>>29934397HOLY FUCK CAN CHUMBUDS GET ANY BETTER?!
>>29934396what makes you think it would have been any differentGura hot 1mil in 40 days, which is basically unprecedented on youtubethe REAL reason is the SC money and memberships, these youtuber faggots have NO idea how to compete
>>29934309That guy actually spent the next few days replying to people on Twitter and apologizing to them about what happened, so I'm okay with him.
>>29934438Battlestar Galatica.
>>29934373naRRATive: Since NijiEN is on the backburner, they're hiring guys to spread pics of HoloEN members
>>29934428Did... did I cause this?>>/jp/thread/S29889489#p29890832
>>29934438Garden...
>>29934493Vagina Singer
>>29934428Somebody please post THAT audition vid please
>>29934438Goooooowr Gooooooora
Can you imagine being a dev for this game and watching two anime girls in a row insist on solving this puzzle by completely ignoring all the mechanics you've been teaching them and brute forcing it with the most basic techniques that you outmoded in the first 5 minutes of the game.
>>29934428>MORI IS GETTING RELOCATED TO VSINGERS
>>29934438Gwartortle...
>>29934428>Cover bought into the singing from all their talent so much that they're just going all in.I'd assume they'd still keep it to all female.Will they make a dedicated music production branch to accommodate their talent?Do they already have one? I can't tell sometimes.
>>29934468C'mon Klaius you're better than that
>>29934397basado
>>29934400He looks like a carricature of a cuck
>>29934382Mori is too normie-filtering for them
>>29934543Yeah I agree with this. As much as I dislike Charlie he hasn't been going into streams and begging for attention.
>>29934428>Requirements:>Able to speak English (Japanese proficiency preferred)>Gender is not an issue>Deadline: January 29th
>>29934371she was too tiny and got pushed by the other kids
>>29934400He is legitimately so ugly he is hard to look at.I hope the majority of /hlgg/ is more handsome.
>>29934400unironically think I would kill myself if I looked like that, its like a 17 year old that has no concept of exercise
>>29934428any of you weirdos applying
>>29934080She only warned us with 2019 Guy
>>29934566ANON DO IT NOW
>>29934568LOL!!!!!!!!
>>29934428>INNK ENWhy?
>>29934373I LOVE that ina "Gonna murder you trash" face
>>29934428So any Femanon going to do this and if one of you do use Koopa because why not
>>29934572God I wish
gura's voice is so beautiful
>>29934549The english in that is a google translate of the tweet, not a separate english announcement of it.
>>29934581>>Gender is not an issueHOMOSTARS BROS?
>>29934428>it's realWhat the fuck? Gen 2 already?
>>29934566This is your shot anon
>>29934528So it's an application for something similar to AzKI?
gura just sounded uwu as fuck for a moment
>>29934438Gargle
>nwordGURA NOOOO
>I wanna hunedpuwcent's game....She's really breaking down isn't she
>>29934428>New gen even though EN just got their feet in the doorIt's Gen 5 all over again
>>29934395Yes
>>29934601Yes, its specifically a singing branch.
>>29934566gl anon. I believe in you
>>29934373Probably a Mori ghosling seanigger, they're insane like that. Its not even Ina in that pic and a bad pic of Ame.
>>29934521Youtube just cuts the last couple seconds sometimes (or maybe all the time?), sorry.
>>29934428>Holo EN not even three - four months old>Cover already planning to release Gen 2THE FUCK
>>29934603Force of habit
>>29934358He also just has it randomly on Twitter profile I'd say thankfully it's just the fake one but it's also the fake one that makes Ina a random woman
>>29934566https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbwKpUDLYL_yA00QK4Qd9tK5ygXiWyE0gxyIky-Y2Lbdd5mA/viewformIt says "female" on the app form. Sorry, but not this time, buddy.
>>29934581>Gender is not an issueOh shit, the time for Homo Street Boys has come.
>>29934583I look like an ogre
>>29934611Because of Aloe...
>>29934566women only fagboi
>>29934566Good luck anon!!
>>29934397I guess it's true that chumbuds are chads with 8 packs
>>29934428Uh? So is this like Hololive Gamers but for singing?
>>29934428>Do you have live streaming experience? *>Do you have video editing experience? *>Do you have game commentary experience? *>Tell us the details of your background as a live streamer. *>In addition, please write the maximum number of viewers you've had at any one time.THEY ARE NUMBERFAGGINGAlso, cant believe they killed Kiara
>>29934395Yeah. Hopefully she gets better by next week.
>>29934428>english audition>all the materials are in japaneset-thanks
>>29934382>>29897800Mori unironically filters normalfags with her voice, which also explains why there are a few complaints every couple of threads about it.
>>29934581>Gender is not an issueWelp looks like Mori and Gura are gonna be fucked by some chad singer cause they will be the most involved with Holosingers
>>29934428Wow guess they really want a Suisei of HoloEN huh
>Gura's voice with this comfy piano musicThis is nice.
>>29934542It's pronounced Gascogne
KIARA GURA COLLAB
>>29934428Guess they saw Gura's massive karaoke turnouts and decided this was the direction they wanted to go.Not suprised but I feel like it's too soon.
Why doesn't she spin it upside down, and us the bottom side as a ramp
>>29934438Gura Majima
>>29934581>Still preferring both languagesCan't they just fucking set the EN branch on their own merry way soon?I'd imagine they're already making their own form of the JP Hololive by now.
>>29934400He's got those half-closed eyes that say "I've given up on life, and everyone else must pay".
>>29934396It was dumb but I'm pretty sure these tards have been trying to get attention since the ENs started getting noticed.
>Thank you for your interest in our VTuber/VSinger (female) audition for Hololive English>femalepain
>>29934622They're gonna be 8 months by the time they launch.
Takamori dead, WE GIARA NOW
GIARA
>>29934397Holy shit kek
>>29934522Why not
>GiaraMore like Gyari
>>29934428are these generic auditions or are they actually looking for singers and stuff?
>>29934428BROS I DON'T ENJOY CHANGE
>>29934566GO TRANNY NOW, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
>>29934581Check the application form: >>29934625It says "female".
>>29934382They don't want collabs they want numbers. The only reason trash taste went with Mori is because she's in Japan and is the second biggest.
>>29934618You'll jump through any hoop to somehow bitch about Mori, huh?
>>29934297Apparently Ame was actually pretty upset with Mori behind the scenes for doing that podcast, and was the main reason behind the decision not to collab with cr1tikal since Ame basically told her she was fucking up the brand and she needed to stop that shit before she ruined it for everyone. Cover and management were fine with it.
>>29934650Can only rotate side to side.
>>29934622Just calm your shit, from recruiting to the actual release might take them another 6 months at least.
Has she or Kiara comented on the collab before?
>>29934566DO IT FAGGOT, I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU
>>29934397CHADbud
>>29934639https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1333247389231026176
Gura.........
>>29934633It literally says gender-neutral. Homostars EN is a go.
>>29934428It's hololive not holostars, let's hope the femanons here make it.
I don't know how I feel about the auditions.
>>29934428Will they add gura in it like Fubuki and HoloGamers?
>>29934663Actually insane how hard they're going into this.A year ago this would be unheard of or thought of.
>>29934680nice rrat
>>29934566Wishing you the best of luck.
>>29934574No, the press release says any gender may apply, but must sing as a female character. You know what that means.
>>29934637She will stop holding back her idol voice any day now, r-right?
>>29934509>>29934639I wouldn't be surprised if they're looking for streamers that can integrate better with JP. Amelia and Gura's bad Japanese is cute, but it really holds them back from having the colabs that Kiara and Mori are doing and Ina should have.
>>29934618What does this have to do with Mori?
i love you, gura.
>>29934528>(Female)OH NO HOMOFAGS
>>29934625>Gender not matterSo that's more of a trans rights thing?
>>29934680It was pretty brutal when she slapped Mori in front of yagoo.
>>29934680Where did this rrat even come from?
>>29934308Why even SC when I can edit some randos message and post it the day after for the same gains.
I LOVE YOU GURA
>GuraToriAme...
>>29934692Your reading reps... god you're so fuckgin gay...
>>29934373how do I go through the animation frame by frame?