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THE ITCH WONT GO AWAY
Gura..
>what's that? oh sorry gura, I don't swing that way...
gura has parasites...
bros... I'm thinking of getting an airfryer...
Will we be watching Aliens on cytube?
why does Gura feel itching underneath her skin?
Gura Minecraft https://youtu.be/lMFrn59TN_c>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29197898This just further reinforces the idea she sings in-character on purpose unless something happened with her throat lately.
>Ame joked about Gura going to McDonalds often>It's actually Gura rationing one trip to McDonalds over the span of a couple days
I want to scratch Gura's internal itch...
>>29199428I can't take any of her TakaMori stuff seriously since she pussied out and couldn't even handle being naked with Mori
Is Gura poor? Why does she eat like this?
Gura...
gura is really revealing her power level this stream
>Those itches underneath your skin, like inside your bodyGura are you ok?
gura has morgellons....
Gurame is a thing, don't let the /u/fag think otherwise!
>>29199293She's working for free because she doesn't care about money!
Oh fuck, I forgot about Aliens watchalong streamMy fucking sleep reps, I was awake over 30 hours
>>29199590Because she barely fucking eats. She's literally hungry all the time.
>fall guys
Ina posted the Link broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0DGjolwRRs
Even if shes a huge weirdo I'm glad Gura is opening up to chat much more now, thanks to Ame.
Holy smokes is Gura starving to death because she hasn't gotten a check yet or is she 3 feet tall and eats less than a cat?
>Everything Gura just said in the past 10 minutes
>>29199625Is there any way I can hide Mori from the internet? I don't want to hear about her or see her
Gura today kinda sounds like the kids I see in clinic going on their ADHD monologues.
GURA IS A GREASY MALNOURISHED FAST FOOD GREMLIN WHO EATS LEFTOVER McD's ON THE THIRD DAY
What are the odds Gura has LITERAL autism?
>>29199616I can't believe gura eats truffle butter
>Ragequitting fall guysThat's like rage quitting the bouncy castle
Why is gura so chill today bros. I love this side of her.
Gura loves food!
>Tfw when cant superchat Gura because monopoly money
>gurrra
>Gura was also a max-level gremlin all alongOkay they actually are meant for each other
I want to start a farm with Gura and prepare her a well cooked meal
Gura and Ame living together in hermitude, playing rock paper scissors to decide who has to leave the house this week!
doesn't gura make enough money to eat decently now?
konpeko konpeko!almooondo
>>29199656They're such good friends!
>>29199648only seven inches long...
When did she speak Finnish? I need that clip.
>>29199646Cute
>2:34:22Takobros what's the threshold here?My version is 2:34:37
>>29199293Todd doesn't need money he needs (you) to buy his game
my autistic shark can't be this cute
>Fast food tips stream aka how to ration out and reheat your McDonalds in an edible state stream
>>29199690Okay that made me laugh
So Gura's going to get sponsored by McDonalds right?
>>29199453If he wasn't wasting money on Hololive it'd be camgirls or some shit
>>29199532>but also looks down on the very audience that supports her.WHAT?? My oshi looks down at me with disdain and disgust??? UUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>29199634What the fuck is that resolution?
>>29199672The more we learn about Gura, the less we understand
>>29199684definitely more than 60%.
>>29199616Archive of Kiara's unarchived public karaoke stream on 2020-11-15T02:30Z:Original URL: https://youtu.be/j0u8ShR_yqITorrent mirrors: >>29198253Audio only on MEGA: https://mega.nz/file/80YHyCiR#iL5VxobEVOEG9bXTUMmZ89YmJhtxnpXeDkERxplEobsSetlist (times are based on audio-only version):1. ABBA - Mamma Mia (5:50)2. Noruniru (from Mawaru Penguindrum) (13:06)3. Aya Matsuura - Doki Doki! Love Mail (17:09)4. Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me (24:02)5. HoneyWorks - Sekai wa Koi ni Ochite Iru (29:37)6. Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like You (36:48)7. Yuka Iguchi - Platinum Disco (43:10)8. Lena - 99 Luftballons (49:19)9. Kanako Itō - Hacking to the Gate (55:43)10. supercell - Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari (1:02:10)
I CAN'T HELP IT I NEED TO FUCK THE STUPID OUT OF HER
>>29199678Sounds based.
>>29199651She was. It's also a mentality.
>>29199655THE THREADS ARE REAL
>>29199671She's a smoll person so she has a small appetite.
Takobros, what's the duration of your Aliens copy?Mine is 2:17:14
>Life advice with Ame>Fast food tips with Gura>Art lessons with InaWhat can we learn from Mori and Kiara?
>fast food tipsGura you can buy ground beef and make your own burgers for cheaper AAAAAAAAAA
>>29199684Can't be worse than Mori's autism
She's right though, McD's fries taste just like you got them fresh when you reheat them in the toaster over, and you can even make the soggy ones turn crispy
>>29199690yeah if the bouncy castle punched you in the nuts every 5 minutes
>Gura only consumes like 600 calories a day if evenHow the fuck does she liveShe must be an absolute skeleton at this point
>>29199716Amnesia stillbirth
Ok faggots tell the chicken to remove her limiters off and sing more like Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari Also like every tweet that talks about ithttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327820421983420416
I can't keep this like this. I need to marry her and cook for her everyday
>>29199673You can create universal filters that work on all sites. Just press ALT+F4 and type in "Calliope Mori" and you should be good.
>>29199637If you do, just remember you can buy like a kilo of frozen French fries for the price of one order of McDonalds fries.
These fucking poorfag Gremlings.
>>29199671she's tiny, female and auschwitzmodeprobably burns like 800 calories a day
>>29199673Blinding and deafening yourself would probably work, give it a try.
>>29199666Time length of your copy?
>>29199684>50%
>>29199625Mori is CUTE.
>mixes xanax and alcohol>eats leftover burgersGura is literally a trailer trash gremlin. And I like her for being that way
>>29199698she saw her family today
>>29199728Numberfagging and BIGUPS MY DUDE
>>29199738Thx!
>>29199738Based
Gura's ramblings are great
>25 hours of Kiara content wow this was a good week
>>29199690>Bouncy castle
>>29199744Average sized sedentary women need around 1600 calories. Imagine how little this tiny hermit needs.
>>29199678She really is just like me
>>29199738Thanks again, sadly I missed it.
>>29199728How to enhance audio
>>29199728Mori -> How2CringeIna -> How to puns and art
>>29199690This fucking Fast food scrounging bouncy castle quitting karaoke crying little gremlin
>>29199634What was ames back story again? I heard it was super sad or something
Why is this thread full of autistic fucks who don't understand that she is just in a different mood today?
>>29199754She's constantly munching on snacks and doesn't count it as food because it's a snack.
>>29199745Networking lessons from Kiara
I really like how Gura is being more open and talkative in her streams. It's nice to see the shark improving
Since when was gura so good at zatsudans?Doesn't seem like it was too long ago when she did a supacha read and stayed so incredibly kayfabe that lots of people lost interest in her.She feels so comfortable and natural just chatting right now, it's so nice.
>>29199654I hate those too.
>Fast food tips with Gura>Life tips with AmeA lot of people are gonna die aren't they?
>>29199678wife material right there
>>29199532>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1605159908248.pngmeds
>>29199666>>29199772I was gonna watch the HBO one but thats only 2:17, hers is 2:34....
Gura rationing mcdonalds and saving every dollar she gets from hololive. BASED
>>29199759I'm glad someone told her about the peaking at least
???
Interestingly for someone who is supposed to be lonely and looking for friends, Gura mentioned her friends most on any HoloEN
>>29199714>>29199656Gurame are such good friends indeed. I hope the fact that Gura feels slightly more than just friendship for Ame won't end up ruining their friendship or result in Gura feeling hurt at some point!
>>29199720IM PEKOINNNGG
i got my archive of gura's karaoke audio on mega caught up with the past two days of gura's karaoke streams. i had to reorganize it (and also re-encode and re-tag everything from the source files, because of reasons). it was going to be too unwieldy to have a single eternally-growing album with dozens and dozens of songs in it. if you were syncing automatically then you'll probably have problems today, but the new organization should, hopefully, work indefinitely.https://mega.nz/folder/jNJiHJKB#PJmeFrBaYHwdIZE7VvuFvg
>>29199667Gura might be weird, but I bet she doesn't have multiple abduction stories.
why is nobody commenting on the fact that she literally just spent 10+ mins goslinging over amelia?are you faggots deaf?
>>29199718I have the same version, so we die together if we're wrong
>kiara in the morning>then kiara again for a billion hours>suddenly a huge sandwich of Ame+Kiara+Gura at the same timeBros I... I'm so exhausted...
Just got in, what is gura doing? did she give up aon finding home and is starting over somewhere else?
How the fuck has Gura managed to live this long?
>>29199649That only makes it cuter
>>29199698she's been like this for the past week, probably gaining more confidence and warming up a lot to streaming
>>29199745sex
>>29199684Like 70% atleast
>>29199809She improved stream by stream!
>>29199666Holy fuck Ina couldn't you have told us sooner?It's the special edition by the way.
>Gura said "Minecrap."
>>29199826cumsharts
>>29199716he's the candy guy, right? she probably just said the name of a candy.
With how Gura lives, I'm feeling genuinely concerned her income is going to other placesSpeaking from experience as a flip since not sure if other asian cultures have it, but I know people who're literally forced to send half their salary to support leeches just because they're 'family'
>>29199803Watch Tarzan
Anyone got the timestamp of Ame telling the Morroco Mom kidnap story?
>>29199356Holy fuck I thought it was a joke
At least I make a decent pot of food for five days, not... leftover "Big M". Jesus Christ, Gura. You cut up the fucking veggies, you cut up the meat, add salt, water, spices, you throw it in the oven for 4 hours.
So how do we setup a food bank for Gura?
>>29199649She's just shy so she has to put her points into everything but being naked with Morishe might accidentally be friendzoning herself by doing this but it's safer than making a big push
We can finally agree that Cultists = Teamates = KFP = Chumbuds right?thankfully we only have 4 members so nobody is left out
>>29199826lol did this loser run of money for $2 supas?
>>29199809seriously, since she started streaming minecraft.
how can I get haachama to tell me she loves me
>>29199738>Ina is a concern fagI wish I could unread this.
bros I'm frustrated
>>29199684100%
>>29199813Don't forget about Ame's shoddy credit history advice
>>29199720Top Tier Holo
>skitters up to you>"A"How do you respond?
>>29199712you don't usually feel like you earn more money until you actually save up more money than you've ever had, give it a month or two
>>29199826that's fucking gross
>>291997482.34 same as Ina, only have a difference of seconds
>>29199821I got the right copy thankfully. Still have time to find the right one
>>29199834Her living conditions turned me into a concernfag during the Ame talk.
>>29199813Ame’s tip for credit score was so bad ngl
>>29199625hnnnnnnnnnnng
I want to marry Gura and be a penny pinching couple together making our meals last 4x as long.
>>29199813Not if I put it on my credit card, debt is good.
>>29199666lord don't make me FUCKING choose between ina aliens and amazing gura minecraft zatsudan
>>29199712Autism. The same reason Mori acts like the wine is expensive.
>>29199667I must've missed this, what was Amelia's involvement in that?
>>29199836I couldn't make it through the chickens minecraft superchat zatsudan. Found out she did 2 hours more after I got off.
Reminder that this is how dumb /u/schizos are
That fence piece has made me INCREDIBLY frustrated.
>>29199878Fuck off, nigger.
>>29199826Just fat neckbeard coomers
>>29199736Oh no, we understand it, it's just a sad story. >hermit>probably was literal NEET>had 0 money to the point she rations out fast food, cuts up mcdonald's into pieces to save for laterIt's not even necessarily that she doesn't get hungry, her stomach is growling on like half the fucking streams, she's just used to being fucking starved as a default state.
Is the Teamup schedule correct?Also is Mori doing that sudden stream still?
>Gura's going the shion route with her characterwonder how chumbuddies feel about this
What the fuck is that bitrate, 1080 looks like shit
>>29199776KEK
>>29199878t. Deadbeat
Why is she so lonely, bros?
>>29199839building fruit village. yes i know
>>29199879is it the same guy?
>there are those frustrated by one different colored fence piece
>>29199645She's singing in character on purpose + had a long day and health issues and lack of sleep.But some of her roommate's potential leaked out right a the end of the stream. She just needs a lot of positive reinforcement that dropping the character for karaoke is OK
>>29199673its too late, she lives rent free in your head
>this didn't make it4chan meme review when?
>>29199826well this is what she asked for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2QGura just sang a bit of this
>>29199754I do the same more or less. You get used to it.
>It´s not illegal to sleep in your car>If you mix rice with soup it can last longerWhy are these girls so poor holy shitI want to protect them and cook for them some actual food.I´m going Gosling help
>>29199924Aren't you?
>>29199895gawr gollum
>>29199910Yurifaggots are furries of Hololive
You shitty brat. You're doing it on purpose.
>>29199804Same thread where people needed 10 different narratives as to why Ame was mostly acting relaxed in her Antichamber streams
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1327825130576248833Takodachis?
>>29199776>ethankill yourself doxxfag
>>29199673I heard blowing your brains out with the nearest gun works but I've never tried it myself.
>>29199804Oi i have schizophrenia i have to ask you niggers if what i see is in line with reality
>>29199826>ger lokewhat country is this name from
>>29199745Jewing lessons with Mori
>>29199878Koopa...
>>29199862Gura looks white though
>>29199690Well yes, if you imagine Gura as a tiny autistic girl, she would in fact do something like that.Apparently Fall Guys authentically gets her angry for some reason, not the myriad of other shit games she's played? It's autism.
>>29199910thank you for saving this lmao
>>29199826https://streamable.com/z39vgh
>>29199917newfag here. what's the shion route?
SHE SAID IT
>>29199831
Guys, Gura isn't poor. This is about her anxiety disorder.She has crippling anxiety, she rarely leaves the house, if she does then she goes into sweat and fear, so she'll just stay home and find ways of either reusing or finding other foods.It doesn't matter that it's not good food, with someone that has crippling anxiety, it's still food where they won't need to go outside.
>>29199890ame said her credit score was 700+ and she's like 24/poorfag so she's not so bad off
>>29199809she finally got comfortable enough to let just enough of HER out.
>girl who wanted to become an idol and got disillusioned>girl who disliked idols but turned around themParallels this good could start a rumbling.
Great, another 'are you frustrated' clip to be spammed hereI love it
>>29199862she's not a flip, she just used to be pooralso stop concernfagging it's bad for you
>>29199747All modern women can do is charge they iPhone, shake their Vtuber model, eat McDonald's and lie
>>29199885I hate the work thing because I literally can't do my best at work because all the people at my work are fucking psychopaths
>>29199878based
>>29199924Being so small and poor ostracized her from her peers.
>>29199832>gura gets kidnapped>kidnappers give her some mcdonalds for dinner while they are holding her>gura divides up the burger in anticipation of the next 4 days>kidnappers let her go
>>29199738No one cares, is Gurame time!
>>29199803She's Batman
>>29199952Homostars are cool in my book.
>>29199759LFTT seems to have a good one. She recognizes him from chat too
>>29199952based. homostars are cool
No wonder Ame wants to buy a pool table and wants a horse. She's never had an excess of spendable money until now.
Gura slowly become closer to mesugaki...
>>29199952OH NO SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW!
>>29199804ame you have autism too
>make billions>live like you're in a trailerThis would be literally me if I ever had money, I'm too lazy in changing the way I live, wonder what's Gura's excuse tho.
Stop it Gura, stop teasing the ojisans... one day they will snap...
>>29199882Learn to cook like shit
AME I KNOW YOU'RE HEREGO AND PLAY WITH GURA RIGHT NOW
>>29199936One of us would have to make it into HolostarsEN so the chances are low
Gura built a farm under a mountain of blocks so there is very little light on the farm.
>>29199836you can rest when you are dead
>>29199952>looking forward to working with you!
>>29199738Damn, supercell sounds really good.
just checking, did the "gura is a hambeast" narrative just flip straight to "gura is starving"?
Has gura checked the nether?
>>29199952>>29199952Oga's pretty based
Catch me up boys, what sad or weird stuff have I missed on Gura's stream?
>>29199952OHNONONO CONDOMTISTS?
>>29199836Dead hours has taken on a different meaning today.
Anyone else see this and freak out thinking it was gonna say "I live in your head rent free" until hover over it and see the rest?
>>29199666>members only
>>29199826This that faggot that spends $2 saying weird shit?
>>29199826This guy also made a blocking spree of all chumbuds calling him out in chat
>>29199936Who is right supposed to be?
Boys? Gura basically as Hikkikomori confirmed?
Gura likes to watch idols!
>>29199863So her family ded?
>>29200000no
>>29199826at least pay $2 you gross fuck
Gonna say based.
>>29199878Why are deadbeats like this?
>>29199637I have one. It’s very much worth the money.
>>29199917Isn't she already doing this tho?
Anyone else feel it was sort of shitty for gura to start streaming before Kiara's karake vid was finished? KIara has made efforts to avoid the other members streams but no one has done the same for her, even at vital moments like the karaoke stream.
>>29199952>Everyone but son geting recognition
>>29199969literally this. one of my favorite things about gura besides cute and funny is just how relatable her plight is.
GURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3D>GURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3DGURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3D>GURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3DGURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3D>GURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3DGURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3D>GURA IS GETTING READY FOR 3D
>>29200022what are you poor?
>>29199745How to go on a date with MoriHow to construct the 4th Reich and run guns with Kiara
>Watching Idols on stageShe's getting ready
What's the run down so far with Gura autism?She fucking rations Mcdonalds like a gremlin and hasn't gone outside for a week.I can't imagine her vitamin deficit.
>>29199998Not on my watch.
>>29199809>and stayed so incredibly kayfabe that lots of people lost interest in herThat was literally dogfuckers making narratives. If you actually watched the whole VOD and paid attention it was almost entirely true stories except when the question asked by chat was something lore-related that can't be answered with real life answers, like "how did you hurt your tail" (she obviously doesn't have a fucking shark tail genius how else is she supposed to answer that but make something up in kayfabe?)
>>29199952Oga is coolin Fubuki´s bookSo I don´t mind
>>29199738Thanks anon! I had no fucking idea what I was doing with ffmpeg, or how to make a torrent, but I'm glad someone did it before I had to figure out that shit drunk
>GURA IS A KPOPFAGGURA IS A KPOPFAG >GURA IS A KPOPFAGGURA IS A KPOPFAG >GURA IS A KPOPFAGGURA IS A KPOPFAG
GURA IS STUDYING IDOL PERFORMANCE ROUTINESWHAT FOR?
>>29199946STOP
Do you guys think there will be a "Gura wants to visit Ame in person, but can't work up the courage to leave the house" arc?
>>29199952Based Oga, a real bro.
>>29200021it might as well say that
Gura wants to become a seiso Idol!
>>29200037>colour>centre
>>29200043Nah because she was in the chat supporting her.
Gura's food rambling made me thinkWhat do you guys think the most expensive thing the EN girls will buy with their current salary?Gura and Mori probably buys more music stuff. Kiara buys stuff for her family. Ina is already rich. Ame, I don't know.
>>29199973>Mori reawakens Kiara's love for being an idol
>>29200031COME ONJUST WALK HER HOME GENTLY
>>29199952Don't worry, Oga already has Fubuki.
>>29200037I'm personally offended that it's the most pointless things ever built on the server
>>29199952I SUPPORT the HomoBrosI APPROVE
Artias last tweet. It's so fucking obvious now.
>>29199878Fuck off and die
>>29200016she has unusual eating habits that involve disassembling and reassembling leftovers.
>>29200037>centre
>>29199952>this guy slaps ina's ass what do you do?
>>29199999what a waste>>29200000based
>>29199878fuck off faggot
>Gura practicing for her 3DOH YES
3D SOON
>>29199908Every time she collabs with Amelia, she's much more outspoken about her personal life and she's slowly improving in her solo streams.
>Like third of holostars watchers are other holosHow does that make you feel?
>>29200059GURA 3D DEBUT DURING HOLOFES
Gura 3D reveal!
>>29199952based homochad
>>292000593D STREAM
Gura's already practicing for her 3D debut idol singing
holy shit she's talking about it, she's talking about running and singing, my oshi's really gonna be an idol
>>29200059Because she's an idol
>>29199878
>talking about performing liveuoooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!
>>2920008411pm 11/11
>>29199885I think it's great she cares about her fans. Way too many streamers just care about extracting shekels regardless of what that means to the mentally ill people spending way more than they should.
>>29199862what's up with flips running this narrative of gura being a flip. goddamn please stop
>if i ever have to perform3D CONFIRMED
>>29200026Mori
>Live performanceIts happening
>singing challenege karoake on stream>no not the chickenwe will see HER soon
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327820421983420416Pls tweet at her to fix audio and stop forcing the in-character voice
H O L O L I V E I SA NI D O L C O M P A N YIF YOU DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE ANONS HERE MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE GURA?
>>29200000checked
>>29199862I think she's just used to being poor and it takes a long time, or external forces to get out of the mentality of "stretching" food out and eating the bare minimum to survive.
>>29199834Check the last thread.
>>29199952NO! NOT THE 2 METER BLACK GUY!
>>29199809Her MC streams are the true zatsudans, because she can pick and choose what she wants to talk about there instead of keep answering question prompts. Autists are much better at monologues than attempting to converse, pureasu andastandu.
>>29200087i respectfully let him fuck my oshi
3D debut soon....
>>29199952OH NO! SHE REPLIED TO A MEMBER OF HER COMPANY ON TWITTER! HIS DICK IS APPROACHING HER FINAL DEFENSE ZONE AT FULL SPEED AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT!
>>29199952Homostars vs EN l4d versus when?
>>29199952i'm glad she's making friends
Why are hololive fans so toxic, anyway?
>>29200043Gura was in the chat though, and Kiara did do a encore.
RING FIT KARAOKE GURA DO IT
>>29199827Mori has talked about her "reaper mates" a lot as well but I think they mean they didn't have close/intimate friends that they could open up to.
>>29199936>What about a 5ch meme review?>Its all gachihttps://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27965151
>>29199826>https://streamable.com/z39vghhow does sperg's messages show up, but not mine when i literally haven't typed shit in her chat????
TAKO BROS WITH HBOThe extended version is just below, you can click this and get the full length one shes watching, someone in the Youtube chat mentioned it.
I wonder if Kiara still has her onstage singing skills
>>29199952>>29200087What the fuck I thought that was a cute tomboy brown girl
>>29200087congratulate him on having good taste
>>29200057She is talking about Jpop idols retard.
>>29199862She's not a flip you stupid fucking retard.
>Gura willingly running in place and jumping up and down NARRATIVEBROS?!?!?? I THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT?!???
>>29200037Said he, with an off center profile picture.
Do you think she could pull off the mock twitch sings she was talking about?
>>29199946this is true
>>29199946Don't remind me
I dunno about you guys, but I really like Gura's tone tonight. I don't know the best way to describe it, but she sounds like she's using a much more natural voice this stream.
>>29200087Oga is canonically one of the strongest in hololore i dont think many can do shit
>>29200013Yep. To be fair, with this new information in mind, she can't possibly be a hambeast.
>>29199952manlets and dicklets.. we can't compete
>>29200028>basically You mean defiantly
Eating only McDonald's without any source of fiber would make your stool incredibly sticky and hard to wipe off.Disgusting, gura.
>>29200087He would never betray his mistress Fubuki.
>>29200073houses probably
>>29200043Nah, it's only a problem for focus commitments.I don't think Karaoke streams are affected the same way since you have it as audio only.
>cover is flying gura out to the studio>but she has to pay for the trip though
>>29200021Kiara confirmed for lurking these threads?
>>29199990leled
>>29199952THIS DUDE IS NINJA RUNNING ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF CANADA RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE INA IS IMPREGNATED!!!!
>>29199952Oga's gonna get tentacle raped...
Gura: Looking forward to the future!
>>29199654I think when it happens to me, my body just mistakes the itch for another spot.
>>29200028gura is the tiniest creature you will ever seeand a hikki that only has online friends you only get to see her because the internet exists
Did Gura ever finish her trap?
>>29200070color has two spellingsthis guy is clearly just french/european
>>29199952Priestess is making more friends, I am very happy with it
>>29200110W-what about gen 5's 3d debut?
>>29199952OH NO A MALE.MY FEELINGS. MY FEELINGS ARE HURTOH GOD I CAN'T COPE
>>29200087realize that ina is in fact a male
>Practicing singing while jumping up and down and joggingIsn't this legitimate idol practice? It's amazing that she was inspired to practice that without any confirmed 3D debuts or without managers recommending it to her.It's kinda like she's a natural idol.
>>29200043Kiara is a massive numberfag, the other girls are not. Streams are allowed to overlap, fuck off.
>>29199878Based unitychad
Gura likes oldies from the 40s and 50s..
>>29200059battle simulation
>>29200134Sex...
>>29200152voice in recovery from back to back karaoke
>>29199973Mori is literally a fucking im@s characterHow the fuck is she real, let alone a femcel
>>29200073Ame buys a crate of her favourite flavour of hot pocket
>>29200084obviosus what?
>>29199952HE'SBUILDINGATELEPORTERAS WE SPEAK
I LOVE YOU CHUMBROS
>>29199738based archive anon
>LOUNGE NIGHT FRANK SINATRA SONGS FROM INA
>>29199862>most successful Hololive>FlipThe two conditions are contradictory
>Lounge singer GuraMAKE IT SO
>>29200087Watch and clean up after he creampies her
>>29200180>Gura>finishing something in Minecraft
>>29199952Don't worry he's already fucking Fubuki.
>>29200087Idk why but his design is so hilarious to me
If Kiara took off her limiter what would be the result? Would people argue that she's on par with gura?
>>29200130Made me spit my tea
>>29200181Yes I was pointing out my disgust at it
>>29200133minecraft stream started well before the encore.
>COME FLY WITH MECOME FLY WITH ME>SHES PRACTICING SINATRA SONGSSHES PRACTICING SINATRA SONGS
>>29200189HoloEN will get a 3D before Gen 5
>>29200140Probably not as good, its been awhile.
>over 50k viewers at this hourjesus christlove her zatsudan
>>29200087Ina has no ass
>>29199999I am already a perfectly mediocre cook though.
>>29200159i had 2 months where I ate almost exclusively mcdonalds every day and this didnt happen to me
>late night jazz lounge karaoke with Gura>Come Fly with Mehow can one shark be so fucking based
>>29199924Her dad constantly has to advertise Skyrim to people so he's never home
>>29200117But anon I don't want to ruin this smile!
>>29200026mori
>>29200087PLEASE FUCK INAAAAAA
>lounge night oldies karaokeGura.....you're literally perfect. I love you.
Is Gura a tradwife???
>>29200106What's the significance of this exactly.
>Kiara sang mr sandman to guraTOO CUTE
>>29200181>french/europeanbased
>talking to kiaraNARRATIVES BTFO AGAIN
>>29199952OGA PLEASE COLLAB WITH INA
>gura and kiara were talking last nightnarratives now
>Kiara and Gura talking to each other yesterday off streamNARRATIVES?
>I was talking to Kiara last nightNARRATIVEBROS?!?
>>29200087Slap his ass
>talking to Kiara last nightBros? I thought chicken was too scared to talk to the shark??
>>29199946I am, but I am not a cute little girl that triggers paternal instincts
Basado
>>29200073Kiara saw this while out shopping and noped the fuck out of the store. This was after she got paid too, so the upper bound is here.
Is uh... Gura okay/ Like mentally?
If I put gura nsfw in the #gawrt hashtag so gura scrolls past it does that count as raping her?
>Talking to Kiara last nightohnononono Guramebros...
>I was talking to Kiara last nightNARRATIVE BROS? IS SHE GOING TO FINALLY ASK FOR A COLLAB?
>>29200043>Gura talking with KiaraNARRATIVE SHATTERED
>>29199971Where did the HER come from? Why not say sen>Since s*nzawa is banned to say for some reason
>Gura was talking to Kiara last nightThey hate each other, don't they?
>>29200202Ame said the best hot pocket is the four cheese hot pocket
>I was talking with Kiara last nightWTF BROS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE EACHOTHER
>>29199915Man, I hope she's just making shit up or otherwise this is too sad.
>Gura was chatting ON VOICE with Kiara last nightNARRATIVE STATUS?NARRATIVE BROS YOU GOOD?
WHERE ARE YOUR NARRATIVES NOW?!?!
>>29200230She got better.
>>29200073> music stuff >mori>kiara no anon its all booze and chocolate
>gura talking to kiara last nightaaaaaaaaa my narratives
>>29200134>hololive fans
Mr. Sandman...
>Gura talking to KiaraWTF bros I thought Kiara hated Gura and was jealous of her
>>29199952Are homos not considered senpai?
>>29200181>this guy is clearly just french/europeanPersonally betting on him being gay
ONLINE DISCORD SEX WITH... Kiara???
>talking to Kiara last nightNarrativebros...
>>29199831Good shit, thanks album anon.>>29200056No problem anon! For future reference, with ffmpeg you'll want to `ffmpeg -i stream.ts -c copy stream.mp4` once streamlink's done recording. Keep up your recording reps though; redundancy is good.
>>29200243Of course she is. She loves to stay home and farm.
>>29200230ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
>was talking to kiara last nightnarrativeniggers should just kill themselves right now
>>29200243She can make you a Rice portage and sing to you bro what more do you want
>>29200230holy shit i didn't notice
>>29200134They all crave sex
>>29200221Is her regular voice that different to her streamer voice?
>>29200118NOOOOOO I WANT GURA TO COLLAB WITH TWITCH MALE STREAMERS AND UGLY BASTARDS
>Gura and Kiara talk with each other>Hasn't collabed yet?????
>Calloused fingersUohhhhhh imagine the handjobs from her tiny hands
I think I met Gura at whole foods earlier but not 100% sure. I didn't bring up hololive obviously but her voice and mannerisms were dead on. Not gonna say where since I don't wanna dox her.
>gura doesn't play guitar5ch narratives in shambles
>access to a lot of string instrumentsNARRATIVES. NOW.
>>29200159anonchama your bun reps...
>>29200043>KIara has made efforts to avoid the other members streamsI distinctly remember hlgg flipping a shit on Mori's mad father stream shortly after monetization (the one with the canadian akasupa wave) because Kiara started streaming and deadbraps blamed her for making mori end early. Not that I really care for either of them.
>Gura looks up to Kiara because of her experience as an idol.That's my narrative.
Gura apparently lives in a school's music room.
>>29200297BASED ATAHUTA
>>29200249>>29200250>>29200251>>29200252>>29200253
Gura comes from a muso family!
>Talking with KiaraCollab next week confirmed?
>>29200228Good. Nobody in Gen5 has the charisma to be an idol besides Polka.
>I have access to a guitar, acoustic, electric, bass, violin, drumsBros does she live with a whole fucking band
HOW DOES SHE HAVE ACCESS TO SO MANY INSTRUMENTS?
>>29200297UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>I was talking to Kiara last nightAh, Kiara has finally gained the corage to talk to sharkBUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING KARAOKE COLLAB YOU PHOENIX FUCK
I bet Gura was a band nerd
obviously they were having hate phone sex
>>29200297Based
>>29200253She did say that she was going to ask Gura for a collab in her recent minecraft stream.
>>29200139>Sean
>access to all these instrumentsIs her dad a musician or something?
>swoons your shark with melodic singing
>>29200043This didn't age well lmao
>>29199625atleast use the real image
>>29200297MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>29200272>the delay before mori and guras stream last night was the group orgy discord sex
Why does Gura have access to so many instruments? Was she already rich? She makes it sound like she lives in a big home too.
>>29199924she's not that lonely, she has friends
>>29200087Ask to be next
>>292002720 days since narratives weren't btfo
>>29199915But then where does she get the money for all the alcohol
Not only did they talk but Kiara sang for her Mr. Sandman
>>29200297ABAYO
>>29200306UUUUUOOOOHH
>>29199916As far as I know, yeah, and the mentioned Mori stream (at least, the one on twitter) would have been 11 hours ago.
Gura lives with an orchestra.
>ghost story about the drum chair>has access to drums3 roommates confirmed
>>29199952>>29200087NOOOOOOOOO
>>29199994One paycheck isn't enough to change someone's lifestyle
>>29200317with a haunted drum throne.
>>29200261She's a holo anon
>shit ton of instruments but not good at any of themliterally me...
>>29200087OI I want some of that too.
>>29200084>It's so fucking obvious nowI'm slow, explain?
>>29199973desu if I hated idols even I'd change my opinion around if I was friends with that Milky chick. watched a few of her videos and she seems nice, glad she was able to change my boy's mind and show her the better side of the industry
Oh is not just a meme ukulele, she does seem to have a real background on music.
>>29200261You don't get into Hololive if you're okay mentally.
>>29200249>>29200250>>29200251>>29200252>>29200253>>29200263NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA STARRVE
>>29200310Micro bikini soon!!!
>>29200087what ass?
so is gura from a rich family but estranged from her family and living on a small allowance?
I'm really expecting a Kiara/Gura collab next week now and I'm gonna be slightly disappointed if it doesn't happen
>>29200297Anon..
>>29200134What ever happened to her anyway?
>>29200249>>29200250>>29200251>>29200252>>29200253Now this is ADVANCED HIVEMIND
>>29199969if you're trying to make me love her less you're failing miserably.little guitar-playing menhera gremlin....uooooooohhhh
So Gura's boyfriend roommate has a lot of instruments it seems.
Bassbros we fucking won
>>29200356You mean boyfriend
>>29200152Her voice here is much closer to her former persona. Which is probably how she talks irl.
>doesn't play guitar>talks to kiara on voiceGura just destroying narratives every stream huh?
>>29200326it seems like she grew up in a family with a lot of musicians/music lovers
>>29200310Comes from a family of musicians? Would explain why she also sings a lot.. and also why she's so fucking poor. Unironically.
I feel like Kiara's cult of lesbian artists could end badly
>>29200362do your reps anon
>>29200297disgustang
>>29200240isn't she? god i love this cute little shark so much.
>Has to ration McDonalds>Also has access to a full symphony of instruments
IT AIN'T GONNA GROW UNDER A FUCKING GIANT ASS ROCK
>>29200243If you lie gruel, stale Frankenfood, and poverty, yes.
Wtf i just saw the Amelia Mom Morroco story. She says it so casually. what is up with this detective?
>youll never get to fuck gura if you dont play at least one string or wind instrument at a high level
>>29200330yes, i know the superior spelling. no autographs
>>29200087At least let me record, aniki
>music gets me hornyUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>29200327karaoke collabs impossible over discord
I'm willing to bet Gura's proficiency at guitar is knowing how to play 5 chords
>>29200297The gremlin will 100% masturbate to this
>>29200297Holy shit thats a huge dong.
>>29199969hikki's need rehab i say this as a hikkii rather salt some old pasta than buy food or communicate with people
>everyone would rather talk about their dumb narratives than comment on how fucking adorable it is that Kiara started singing Mr.Sandman out of nowhereYou guys are so boring.
>>29200369Yagoo's broken home was never a narrative...
>Likes bassBASS CHADS WW@????
>>29200302yes
>>29200332Suddenly it makes why she's so fucking poor lol.
>>29199959Kek
>>29200268when they debuted people actually argued if it was HER, is why
>>29200370RRAT
>>29200377narrative fags deserve to be called out
>>29200013Who the fuck even believed she was a hambeast with her chest thumps?
>gura loves music>i cant sing or play anything and my taste is garbageim never gonna make it am i
>>29200338this is fake, he doesn't appear until later as a boss fight
>>29200373kiara in her minecraft stream said she was working on getting a gura collab soonwhen it does happen, even if its scuffed, i'll like it.
>what are deaf people for 500cahm on Gura
music makes ya lose controlmusic makes ya lose control
>>29200261I don't know but I want to hug her AND Polka and tell them it's all okay
Ina is watching the Special Edition of Aliens, it's the same thing as the Director's Cut right?
>>29199917What's the Shion route?
>>29200297I think he put more details on that dick than he did Ame
>>29200324Maybe her parents are pro musicians or own a music store?
>>29199915She is doing calorie restriction to gain enlightenment.
>>29200304Kiara said she was going to ask Gura to collab in her most recent minecraft stream.
>>29200384You're retarded
>>29200379she doesnt own them they are from her 3 former roommates(male)
>>29199969>>29200045kill yourselves
>music makes you lose control>music makes you lose controlMISSY ELLIOT CHADS WW@
Gura looked at the sheep and shouted ``protect me!''
>>29200342>rich>but lives like a poorfagWell at least she won't be broke
>Gura used all her money to buy instruments >That's why she live like a poorfagGuraaa....
>>29200362Bro, at least you can physically use an instrument...
>>29200398It's amazing Ame survived to adulthood
>>29199969Why does this suddenly sound like my entire semester in uni
>>29200221Kiara without limiter is true Idol.She would instantly get to the list of Top Hololive singers.
>>29200338fuck off ghost rider
>>29200228That's not gonna happen. There's no way that they'll get their 3D's before Gen 5 and the ID branch.
>>29200323>>29200324Her family is musicians. This explains why she has perfect pitch, she developed it as a baby listening to them play.
>>29200394Fun stuff > food
>>29200332Could be possible parents passed away leaving a big house that needs maintenance
>>29200391just get them to all fuck each other
>>29199625>>29200338Mori love.
>>29200394Is Gura a miser?
>>29200261She is, as long as Ame is around
>>29200427Making me open this now to verify, not my idea of a saturaday night bro
Maybe I'll pick up the bass again
>>29200221>>29200302See for yourself: https://files.catbox.moe/yekm43.mp3
>>29199940Jesus that's a throwback
DADDY'S HOME
>screaming for daddy
I love gura's trilled r's when she goes BRRRRAH BRRRRAH its so cute
I declare this thread to be skaven territory.
>>29200283Nah the JPs are the ones that hate Gura and avoid her. The ENs are a lot more sympathetic toward her.
every gura stream heals this thread and my soul>>29200398I'm starting to think her parents were CIA agents killed on a mission gone bad???
Daddy's home.
>>29200394same with weeb who only buys figures and png waifus while eating ramen cup all the time
>>29200304Both have different forms of autism, both probably don't know what to play. People can be retarded like that.
>>29200164I could see this happening
>>29200073Gura was so embarrassed when Phasmo was lagging in their collab that she'll buy a 3090 from a scalper
>daddy's home [screams]
>I have a sword with lewding
>>29200391>I feel like Kiara's cult of lesbian artists could end badlyhow so? The lesbians already have a threeome going on so they can fuck each other
>>29200391https://streamable.com/r8pdsk
So the narrative of Yagoo making a katawa Shoujo vtuber group was true
While you're enjoying Gura and waiting for Ina, please check out Polka and Botan's minecraft!
>>29199712Gura hasn't received a paycheck, if she's lucky she'll get one next month.
>>29200466ogey
>>29200466ogeyy
>>29199831Thanks friend.
>>29200302see>>29197898
>>29199831incredibly based, I love you
Gura saying "Daddy"
>>29199637Gura is hood meals confirmed, this is my only narrative.
>>29200425No.
>zombie attacks>first instinct is to scream and shout "daddy's home"B-bros? is her dad an alcoholic who came home and beat her?
>>29200297stop shilling this shit artist you faggot
>>29200410I can't believe Gura is into the Murderface aesthetic.
>>29200243>Will sing for you, cook for you, stays at home to farm, is petit and girly, and very religious.Surprised /pol/ is not shrimping for her.
>>29200118Wrong, incel otaku.https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/jtpe61/connor_from_cdawgva_and_trash_taste_podcast/
>>29200466Go back to watching your lover's stream, Ame
>>29200374Probably lives year round at a college dorm.
>>29200419Just expand on your taste anon. Check out rateyourmusic or any of the billion best albums lists out there to start.
>>29200460cute
>>29200460Jesus Christ, she would absolutely mog everyone
>>29199952>-sanThat's senpai to you, you dumb slut.
>>29200302Very much different. She really is holding back a lot.
gura definitely is not that poorwhen kiara got her paycheck, she was acting like a richfag, spending hundreds on a claw game and bought her brother a switch or some shit.gura makes more than her in supas, so she cant be THAT poor.
>>29200477A sword that only cuts clothes
>>29200087damn he's pretty cool looking
>>29200438Good song honestly
>>29200391It's a lesbocracy
What's the deal with Gura and Calli? Are they a thing now?
>>29200466You're too late, it already is
NO DADDY NO
>>29200310It only takes 1 musicfag in your family to own a lot of instruments. My sister owned 4 string instruments and a drum that she never touched. She now also owns a piano that was given to her recently
>>29200419hmmm? but Gura loves Ame.
>>29199716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWRRxHDuqlU&t=1987s 33:07
>>29200466not today ratfag
gura's ice boots are gonna break this stream and she's gonna be sad because ame gave those to her
Seriously though, can the narrative that Gura is just waaay too shy and fragile to talk to anyone besides Ame just go away?I'm a GurAmefag through and through and they seem to get along best, but that has never made any sense.
>>29200482Well Kiara didnt get in until her voice took a turn for the worse so,,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi6AFVUJaNcWhy does this say it's unavailable? Ina plz fix
>>29200482Yagoo's house for broken women
>>29199757Can't seem to find it sadly even though some autistic motherfucker tagged almost all of the bits in the comments>>29199858Probably it, maybe salmiakki since that's the most common one. I'd still like to hear it though, I bet her pronunciation was cute
>>29200466rrat
>>29200484
>>29200451Musicians generally are poor as shit too. It all comes together now.
>>29200484>Polkacci's hipsI want to FUCK this clown!
>>29199969I can easily stay at home for over a week if I don't need to go out and can go outside easilyIt's just autism and/or online addiction anon
SO MUCH LORE I'M CHUMMING BUDS
>>29200495>IT'S SPANKING TIME!>NO DADDY SCCCREEEEEEEEEEE
>>29200495anon please... anything but that...
>>29200435
Did the guerilla Mori stream happen?Did the guerilla "Mori" stream already happen?
>>29200497God I hate his artstyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqeoW8918Q&feature=youtu.be&t=2136
>>29200073a fifth fork
>>29200466
>This is just a nice little holeUOOOHHHH
a hat in time!!!!!!
>>29200484I can't pay attention to 3 streams at once..
>A Hat on Time
>>29200466No matter where I go, the ratfags follow me
>>29200456It's pretty common in kids that grew up poor and didn't have good access to food when they were young. Even though she's rich off her youtube income (even before hololive) those habits don't die easily.
>>29200073They're all pretty loaded at this point, so Mori and Ame should probably go ahead and splurge on a KU100.Kiara can share with Mori.
>>29200511she isn't poor now but it sounds like she's used to being poor
>>29200517https://vocaroo.com/1maXMagInHlR
>I have a drum set >keyboard>electric guitar and acoustic >cant play any of them
>Hat in TimeYes please. would fit gura pretty well
>>29200460its good but still worse than gura. shes probably better at jp songs but gura literally puts limiters on her true singing power level when she sings jp shit
>>29200529the voice wasnt her ticket, her menhera is what got her sold
>>29200493Waiting for her or Ame to admit to making "spread">ramen bags cooked with shit like canned veggies and tomato saucekino poorfag meal right there. got me through many college nights.
>>29200499I thank god they haven't yet
>>29200440she just understands the value of money
>>29200466OI NINGEN
>cunny in timeWould be kino if she went through with it.
>A Tranny in TimeGura no
>Hat in TimeNow I want fanart of Gura dressed as the MC. Can't wait for that to be streamed.
>>29200419Whenever you see skilled musicians you have to, HAVE TO, remember the countless hours of incredibly boring work that goes into it. It's a huge commitment and time sink
>>29200499But I am
>>29200073Ame’s planning on upgrading her pc no? Probably going to have a 3080 and the new ryzen cpu
>>29200521Thank you so much brother. That was cute as fuck.
>>29199776>mixes xanax and alcoholWhen did she say this?
>>29200570It's time for us to start doing some reps, bro.
>>29200357Eh, as long as it's not 嬉しい we're fine
>>29199973>>29200075>>29200201what a powerful narrative
>>29200537Same
>>29200495It's because she was attacking a zombie child and its father came to protect it, idiot
>>29200465God same I thought I was the only one. No one else ever comments on that, they just talk about the HOOCHA.
>>29200117Don't bully her about that in public.I already contacted her roommate about the issue, so hopefully it'll be better next time.
>>29200466SKAVEN NOT ON MY WATCH
>>29200511Sometimes you can't abandon the mentality of a poorfag
>already thinking about how to get Ame involved
rrrat here gura lives alone on a deserted farm that her musician grandparents left her and thats why she larps as a cowboy
>>29200376She "graduated" so the nijiniggers would fuck off. Her room mate streams with a new avatar now.
>>29200528people in this thread exaggerate everything. it's clear that gura prefers being at home and spends a lot of time by herself, but it's also obvious that she is not a permanent shut-in who never talks to anyone because of crippling anxiety.
>>29200410>she doesn't collab with sykkuno and the rest of his crew>it's a Davie504 and Charles Berthoud music collab insteadhow would you react
>Ame will never be your gf;_;
IMAGINE
>Can you imagine
>>29200550
>>29200570Do your reps faggot, then you will play the instrumentals while the rest of us sing to Gura
I'M IMAGINING
>>29200511Could be old habits anon. She isn't poor now but she almost surely was before.
>full hololive A Hat in Time collabthis would be so shiti'd love it
>>29200572>cunny holo>cunny gametrue
>>29200449Unless
>>29200460No fucking way that's HER. SHE sounds like a professional J-Pop artist?
My ears would not enjoy a full hololive collab
>>29200394>>29200398I swear to God HoloEn is a literal fucking anime cast>A "detective" girl with a kidnapped mom and little to no family>An underground girl turned idol lifestyle, daylights as a teacher>An idol cosplayer who was decieved by a man and now has androphobia but still wants to succeed in the idol world>A shut in NEET who is somehow magically talented at singing and has a full set of instruments, yet lives off scraps and fast food all day>A lonely artist girl who only wanted to make friends because she always fades into the background
>50>Entire hololive?Who did she miss?
>ALL Hololive collabWhat would it look like?
What game was that?
>>29200619pedomee...
>POOPG
>50 player limit>we can fit everyone in therebut Gura there are 51 members
>>29200118m-muh yagoo dream xd
>CAN YOU IMAGINEEE?Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it.
How much does Hololive pay Gura?
>>29200511Ame just balked at spending $20 on a movie in the last stream. Poorbrain habits are hard to break.
>>29200550>Gura can also satisfy your ara ara necessities nice
>>29200581>>29200585who do i believe
>Can you imagine an entire Hololive collaboration?Isn't that what the Minecraft sports festival is supposed to be
>>29200581>>29200585>>29200586>/hlgg/
>>29200611this is true
>>29200499>Surprised /pol/ is not shrimping for her.They unironically are, I've seen her pics used as the OP of several threads. Fuck those guys.
>>29200616I would SLAP that like button
What would you do with a Lewding Sword?
Guys, Gura's artist, Klaius... is becoming creepyhttps://files.catbox.moe/u3rqaf.mp4
>>29200627Well, her roommate used to be one
>>29200611can't even call this naive, this is pretty realistic.
Hololive Megacollab
>>29200637Towa...
>>29199910Here's mine, for shitposting.https://files.catbox.moe/5lnwga.webm -Ame Strawhttps://files.catbox.moe/2e2nbn.webm -Ame Leg Slaphttps://files.catbox.moe/6sqghc.ogg -Ame Waaah Ame Banned mehttps://files.catbox.moe/akufrm.ogg - Ame Waaahhttps://files.catbox.moe/7iymod.mp4 - Ame Curryhttps://files.catbox.moe/hxzrq5.mp4 - Ame What's Thishttps://files.catbox.moe/y5ahzw.mp4 - Ame Ground Poundhttps://files.catbox.moe/ckpv9c.webm - Ame not that kind of vtuberhttps://files.catbox.moe/aootlt.webm - AmeLikesGreen$$$https://streamable.com/76na3p - Sit on my face Brotherhttps://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm - 2 kitkatshttps://files.catbox.moe/pqie68.webm - Ame Clap Clap NExt memehttps://streamable.com/0bdhcw - Ame WHAT THE HELL IS THAThttps://a.pomf.cat/ebvtlf.webm = Ame Sounds 2020https://files.catbox.moe/ld2i15.webm - Ame Watch your tonehttps://files.catbox.moe/nq5phf.mp4 - Ame Purpose, Happiness and Success2020 Halloween Amehttps://streamable.com/dro6jm - Anime is my soulmatehttps://streamable.com/5ph10h - F U AO-chanhttps://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4 - Gura TLDRhttps://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4 - Gura This is Baithttps://a.uguu.se/ptktnr.mp4 - Gura No Saucehttps://streamable.com/lc10r3 - Ame Pathetichttps://streamable.com/lxeil1 - Ame What's wrong with youhttps://streamable.com/qeynom - Ame Kimoihttps://streamable.com/blwnmw - Ame Mario FUhttps://streamable.com/jh185w - GurAme HastaLavista Rratmanhttps://streamable.com/32k7bh - Four baby k streak
>It's gonna be YUUUGEDamn I didn't know she was Trump's daughter.
>>29200201People have been calling her a cinderella story for a long time before most of the hate started, it's really too perfect
>>29200637not anymore
>>29200570Funny because I only have one of those yet can play all of them
>>29200637Mori not invited
>>29200171I can actually hear that in my head for some reason.Why?I don't know, but I also don't completely dislike it.
>Pov: Gura's imagination once she goes under the Ame statue's skirt.
>>29200342She might just hit up thrift stores or garage sales for deals. That's a good way to get a random assortment of shit you don't know how to use but you bought because it was a good deal.
>>29200634Like staring into the Warp
>>29200637Miko can commentate. It would be funnier than her being a player.
>>29200585you need to go back
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
>>29200627She was an idol anon. She really holds back behind the chicken voice for reasons that I don't know.
>>29200634imagine the smell
>>29200497>>29200549>having this bad of a taste
>>29200574Why are chumfucks like this?
>>29200634>A bunch of screeching together with some faint distant BIG UPS
>>29200572And also is very noob friendly (non-std) so it's pretty good
>>29200633CN don't exist anymore
>>29200501this is basically just ledditfags afaik, only the real schizos here are like that
When will they collab?
>>29200201which one does she resemble?only thing I can think of that's similar to her is riamu but she's an idol superfan which doesn't describe mori at all
>>29199952do they not call the male branch senpai?
>>29200619pikamee no think of the children
>>29200661based
>>29200690Why does she sit like that?
>>29200205>>29200366>>29200106Obvious that she's playing World of Warcraft with Moonmoon and Dyrus
>gura already forgetting the CN girls
>>29200565Mori and Kiara should buy a better PC. Maybe some of those liquid cooling setups.
>>29200637You exclude Risu and your fine.
>>29200570So what? Nobody knows how to play until they put in time. You know what to do, anon.
>>29200484>Those hips>Those thighsUsually Id say no but I'm drunk as fuck
Evidence so far that Gura is pregnant>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing>Mood swings>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones>She has said herself that she's "heavy">Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>>29200511Even Kiara said she had to break the habit of only buying the cheapest foods at the grocery store after she got paid
>>29200634imagine all of them in the call speaking at the same time
>>29200637Toblerone...
>>29200308I saw Gura at a grocery store in [REDACTED] yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard HER chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Almond Joys in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>29200637as if Ayame could be fucked to participate
>>29200611I believe it
>>29200637twapp...
>>29200701Mori did just get a new PC.
>>29200511POORFAG mentality is hard to get rid off, even Kanata has it and Coco has to force her to spend her money on good food.
reminder from gura to do your reps anons
>>29200611this doesn't even sound like a narrative desu
PLEASE INVITE ME TO THAT COLLAB DAYO, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE GURA
>>29200570why aren't you PRACTICING your scales RIGHT NOW
Gurame master list pastebin when?
>>29200637you miscounted EN probably, most generations (except fifth) have 5 idols but EN only has 4
>>29200637there are several people who i could see not showing up>kanata is dying in the hospital>mori is busy>ayame is sucking ojisan cock>coco is suspended for some reason or another>iofi is a bitch>towa...>amelia sleeps in
>>29200460Wtf I fucking love Kiara now???
>>29200643She took a pretty massive pay cut in exchange for them not graduating Coco a while back so I imagine she's not making as much as you'd think.
>>29200707unbelievably based narrative
>>29200497CHUBBY BELLIES EROTIC UOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>29200611>wakes up>goes outside>remember that all the cows, horses and all the animals died from starvation since she's too scared to go outside and buy food>the only thing she took care off correctly it's the famous avocado tree because it just requires some water and that's itThis is why she stays inside, the guilt is too strong.
Is Gura even tall enough to play the bass?
>>29200707All me
>>29200677>for reasons that I don't knowNarrative is that she destroyed her voice, hence why she is always eating cough drops and uses that voice.
>>29200713based
>>29200585>>29200581The duality of /hlgg/
>>29200611I beleeb it.
>>29200705>usually I'd say noWhy? Are you gay?
Whens one of the Vboomers gonna sing the anthem. I fucking know theyre all the right age to have been hooked on it when it came out
>>29200646Game is fun but yes I think there was a flag of theirs in a hidden area in the DLC. I dont like it but it doesnt ruin a good game.
>>29200661thanks, I actually didnt have some of these
>>29200637>Implying Ayame would even show up
>>29200692that's exactly what she's doing
>>29200707
>>29200637aloe...
>>29200690Soon.
I stepped out for a bit, what did Gura and Kiara talk about?
>>29200692pikamee thinking of the children is the problem
>>29200654This guy drew her literally everyday for a month, of course he's creepy.
Gura should play Free Fire
>>29200634Like those JAV mass orgey scenes
>>29200690Well, unless the podcast was a special exception, it seems like they're free to collab out of Hololive now. So I don't expect it will take too long before Pika tries to snatch the shark.
>>29200701Mori has a decent setup now, newfagchama
>>29200317Why isn't her favorite anime K-On?
Elite Miko playing GTA now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bkbmPn1dP8
>>29200752More like bust department
>>29200511Ame eats instant noodles and didnt want to spend 14 dolalrs to watch John Wick 3. Old habits die very hard.
>>29200701>liquid coolingAbsolutely not, not even an AIO. Just knowing their luck, they'd get a leak or a pump failure within a week.
>>29200650No fuck you
>>29200743thats so dark it stole my bike
Every time Gura says we, she doesnt mean her and chat right...she means her and ame...
>>29200701Kiara did get a new pc, shes just waiting for it to arrive. Mori already has one.
>>29200757WHEN I WAS
>>29200644tbf 20 dollars is a lot to spend on renting a movie
>>29200707i will believe this narrative
>>29200756I usually don't feel like fapping
Do you think Ame actually likes Gura or is she only pretending to be her friend to leech off her fanbase?
>>29200713kek this fucking pasta
>>29200737>Gura is YagooI fucking knew it
>>29200570I sold my guitar and really regret it because now I'd like to pick my reps back up
>>29199936This is too advanced for reddit
>>29200601It kinda sounds like what a singer would do as a warmup exercise. Kinda like the BRRRRRRRRRR and riririririiririri stuff Watame does at the beginning of every Watame no Uta. But it also sounds childish like a young kid playing with making sounds, so it fits her.
>>29200780she's having elite technical difficulties
>>29200116Just go listen to her All Stars from the members stream
I'm not sure if I want to keep hearing lore.
>>29200484THICK CLUSSY
>>29200611believable, also why there's no traffic noise and the wifi router is in a different room
>swampBetter location for Ina's slime trap found.
>>29200785I think Ame just likes instant noodles at this point considering she ate fucking steak with it.
>>29200743It still hurts that I killed the indoor plants after my grandma died.
>hay into wheat...
>>29200646
>>29200511Not everyone who saves up food or prefer cheap foods are poor
>>29200794A YOUNG BOY
>>29200802Yes
>>29200460If that really is her true voice then it really is a shame that she is holding back so much.
brb shaving my unibrow
>>29200449Realistically speaking, isn't the reason for slow 3Ds that Hololive just wasn't that rich of a company in the past?They've skyrocketed this year (since gen 4 got their 3d debuts, funnily enough).If they're smart, there's nothing stopping them from shitting out Holo5, ID and HoloMyth 3d debuts early next year.
>>29200780that doesn't look like gta to me
>>29200705>Usually I>d say no but I'm drunk as fuckAre you fucking gay
>>29200701mori just got her 'better pc'kiara is also getting a BEEF pc and is currently getting cover's (YES, COVER'S. THAT COVER, THAT ONE) help in getting it sent to her
>20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM >20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM >20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM20TH AME NAMEDROP THIS STREAM
>>29200654How is this creepy?
>>29199472Finding You
>Gura likes unibrowsSo she likes fat bald dudes with unibrows. Bros, I might have a shot here...
>>29200826They knew exactly what they were doing.
>>29200802They've been friends before hololive. They probably share the same circle of friends too or do now.
>>29200669>no ass fangso close
>>29200661>peesa kit katoh fuck someone bothered to go back and reclip that? Fuck that faithless faggot who took his clips down
>>29200802I think they like each other but it's obvious Gura likes Ame more.
>>29199952>tfw he will get to know every wrinklewhy even live
>>29200261Yagoo only hires the broken ones
>>29200802Ame and Cale shit talk Gura a lot behin her back but Gura actually thinks Ame is her friend it's so sad
>>29200832MY FATHER
gura can't go 30 min without mentioning ame
since when the fuck does this game have donkeys?
>>29200460aaaaaaaaaaaaaa release the fucking bird from it's cage and let it soar
>Hello anon. My daughter talks very highly of you. She says you're quite the gamer. I'm quite the gamer myself. Have you ever heard of a little indie title called Skyrim.What do you say?
>stop you little niggerWTF gura?
>>29199831>mfw been woken up since Ame & Hachama collab and catching up all chicken streams+ ame/gura
>>29200646the non-polturd
>>29200826kek
>>29200646There's ONE tranny flat in a fucking sewer in a dlc part of the game. Apparently this invalidates the rest of the game to retards.
>YEEHAWITS HER
DONKEY
WEESNAW
>>29200826Holy based
dat donkey gura
>>29200705>I'm drunk as fuckmeme stream get you too?
>>29200743
Do you think Spongebob lives in Gura's head rent free?
>>29200849Are you albanian?
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomMr. Sandman, bring me a dream (Bom, bom, bom, bom)Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (Bom, bom, bom, bom)Give him two lips like roses and clover (Bom, bom, bom, bom)Then tell him that his lonesome nights are overSandman, I'm so alone (Bom, bom, bom, bom)Don't have nobody to call my own (Bom, bom, bom, bom)Please turn on your magic beamMr. Sandman, bring me a dreamBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomMr. Sandman, bring me a dreamMake him the cutest that I've ever seenGive him the word that I'm not a roverThen tell him that his lonesome nights are overSandman, I'm so aloneDon't have nobody to call my ownPlease turn on your magic beam (ooh-wah)Mr. Sandman, bring me a dreamBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomMr. Sandman (yes?) bring us a dreamGive him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleamGive him a lonely heart like PagliacciAnd lots of wavy hair like LiberaceMr. Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)Would be so peachy before we're too oldSo please turn on your magic beamMr. Sandman, bring usPlease, please, please, Mr. SandmanBring us a dreamBom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bom
>>29200826Oh no this totally affects my gaming experience
>>29200646It's definitely a good game, I can vouch for that but not sure if it will be as fun for a stream content
>>29200627She was one for a bit. That's what I picked up from threads here. No idea why she still isn't or even who her roommate is. I don't even know the name of that song so I have as many leads as you ;_;God I need to track a name down that is some good singing
>gura donkey sounds
>>29200880Yeah
>>29200654he's ngmi, doing my reps and checking them twice. Gura will be mine
>>29200769She just mentioned that her and Kiara where talking in discord. Kiara also sang sandman to Gura.
>>29200099>>29200100I usually don't give a fuck for the dancing part of singing since you usually sacrifice singing/music for it or lypsinc, but it is nice when you find someone who can do both (Mick Jagger, Selena, Little Richard, etc.). Don't think I've ever seen an Idol performance that impressed me unless they stood there and sang. Up for suggestions if you anons have any. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPkNVMtMXyc
>>29200883it lives in most people's heads rent free
Kiara is actually super depressed and her genki persona is just an act?
>>29200849She already belongs to Ame. Sorry bro.
>>29200869Yes, Todd, I will marry Gura so that I can make her have 10 child so that they can all buy Skyrim.
>>29200843Knowing them, they'll just order the highest spec and make her pay for it.
>>29200826based
>>29200843>currently getting cover's (YES, COVER'S. THAT COVER, THAT ONE) help in getting it sent to herNice schizo narrative
https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a
>>29200869never heard of it
>>29200869Yes Todd I have purchased it at least 5 times.
>>29200869Yeah I pirated it for a couple of years until it went on sale
>>29199862>FlipFuck off with this naive rrat.
>>29200322I'm sorry, I just can't see Ame or Ina doing the whole idol act. Mori might be able to reluctantly if Kiara encourages her enough.
>>29200869Of course Mr. Howard, I've even bought the Special Edition!
>>29200883are you referring to that trilling meow she just did that she also did in the spongebob rehydrated stream?
>>29200883He lives in my head rent free so probably
>>29200690She's gonna be collaborating with an old friend. The legend herself.
>>29200849Don't forget the small dick
>>29200802They're actually friends.
>>29200897same
>>29200886I wanna hear Gura sing this badly now
>>29200849
>>29200699"The Horde" she's actually referring to are the Antis. She was signaling her support. These people think saying "I like Bubble Tea" is a message of supporting Taiwanese Independence. It is bullshit to think she would tweet this as her final message and and not think nothing of it.
>>29200073Mori already got a 5000 dollar mic or some shit, I don't know if there's much she's likely to spend more on than that at this point.
>>29200869Why yes Todd. I bought it multiple times even in VR. Btw I love the creation club.
>>29200707B-BUT MUH GURAME
>>29200707You put way too much work into this for a narrative that's obvious bullshit.
>>29200654>listening to her karaokeHonestly sounds fairly reasonable, anyone would feel jealous in that position, but he knows not to take it seriously.
>>29200802stop this narrative its too sad let Gura have a friends pls
will John Wick posting sticks around like Magenta posting?
>>29200654If I make Gura a game will she notice me too? I'm jealous of this ungrateful fuck.
>>29200826It could be worse. At least it's not Celeste.
>>29199988Yeah, but I can't carry you all fags. Help me out
>>29200460>>29200632This is the opening to said anime:
>>29200925IS THAT A FUCKING RRAT
>>29200600I genuinely think people just listen to these streams and don't watch what's going on. Which is fine, but for fuck's sake, don't then ask what's going on or make up narratives on sound only.
>>29200903No that's Polka.
>>29199952This isn't hlg I approve, cute that you think EN chads of all people would be idolcucks especially after Trash Tasteyou haven't learned a think you long eared nousagi
>>29200654I never watched his streams before, didn't expect him to have a lisp, I also thought he would have a thick german accent
>>29200707This is reminding me of the SSSS Gridman theories on /a/ when the show was airing
>>29200650I saw quite a few different Hololives in the election threads. I'm sure some of you are /pol/acks too. I am.
she's gonna lose the trident as soon as she gets it
>>29200322wasn't Nene part of a small idol group
>>29200938I can't believe Ame got her pregnant......
>>29200795I agree, but most Americans easily spend that going to a theater.
>>29200869I'd tell him I have 6 copies of it including the collectors one and the special TES edition with all the elder scrolls games.
>>29200944Not a chance. Even magentaposting died relatively quickly.
>>29200697Maybe her butt hurts?
>>29200925Hinata...
>>29200869I think Skyrim sucks.
What the fuck is Gura doing this stream?
>>29200691I'm not a big im@s fan but I meant more in spirit rather than letter.An edgy girl who thumbs her nose at idols, decides to randomly give it a shot on a whim, expects nobody to really like her music but explodes instantly, suddenly 10× more popular than before and people love her un-idol style.
>>29200869Howard, you magnificent bastard! I bought your game!
>>29200924when did she say that
just install a door so she wont have to have so many c sections
I don't understand, why doesn't she just steal the wheat from ina?
>>29200707It's true, I am the baby
>>29200460even though it's produced you can tell she's good. i wish she'd just actually sing
>>29200902Selena was doing her musician reps since she was like 5 bro of course. Can't say any holo could hope to be THAT good.
>>29200960That was actually me too
>>29199821For what it's worthhttps://putlockers.bz/movie/aliens-1986_RmVUY202ZGlNckE9/
>>29200869May you allow them to play it modded on Stream?I heard it makes it playable!
>>29200713Why didn't anyone just pick her up? she's like 4'8 and 90lb
God even when Gura just lightly scratches herself I love the sound... I'm broken.
Gura's mom drinks away all her hololive money and Gura can't do anything about it because she's underage
>>29200938Gura's shrimpcock...
So uhhhhhhhh, when does construction on Atlantis start?
>>29200958>especially after Trash TasteTrash Taste is hated and the worst thing that happened to HoloEN by far but not because she talked to males
>>29200925Just tell me the name of that cute blue hair and leave quietly.
>>29200925I love Shiro
>>29200851>They've been friends before hololiveI find this rrat hard to believe
>>29200973Her best
>>29200944no but LOTRposting might
>>29200887I don't want to support deluding the mentally ill by making them think their mental disorder is normal
>>29200869kikeriki huhnow, for me and guras collab together, i've been thinking. there's one game, that me and gura, would love to play together, and that is, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
jwu, what's Gura doing?
TIME WARP CHECK, IT'S ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT GURA IS DOING
>>29200966but you get the full experience at the theater.
>>29200925THE PINK HAIRED CHARACTER BESIDES AI IS A GUY
>>29200910she said cover was doing it so for once they literally did something for the talent
>>29200997whenever ame decides to get around to it
>>29200925>it's realThe fuck
Why doesn't she play Minecraft music in the background like Ina, it massively benefits the experience. Surely she knowns she can, right?
>>29200924gura is a known size queen
>>29200959he sounds like exactly how I would imagine
>>29200997>burgers?
>>29200938It's an artificial insemination, anon. They're still partners.
>>29200992cute narrative
loo ting
>>29200969From what?
>>29200973every single chumbud, take a ticket and wait for your number to be called
>>29200757If I get in HolostarsEN I will definitely.
>>29200973Whatever comes to mind
>>29200997It already has. In you dreams.
>>29200973Having fun!
>>29200997maybe the real Atlantis was the friends we made along the way
>>29200973Being Cute
>>29200925How far the gods have fallen
>>29200984At least the holos are alive.
>>29200799What if Polka was real and broke into your house because she saw what you posted here and wanted you to tap that clussy? What would you do then?
>>29201011having fun
>>29200997atlantis?
>>29200925what the fuck
>>29200654Also note he's calling her his Oshi.
>>29200975>>29200201You're an absolute idiot if you're comparing her to any im@s girl. Even the CGs aren't anything like her. t. 13 year im@s fag.
>>29201018She's melting.
>>29200913unironic gosling moment
>>29201000z*** and ****i were friends
>>29201000>>29200851kiara mentioned that they were in discord together watching gen 5 debut so take what you will from that.
>>29201014Hot.
>>29200707>she sleeps on her bellyshit dude...
>>29201028
So what exactly have been the goals of this gura minecraft stream?
>>29200973WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE FEELS!!!
Gura is healing for the soul
>>29200802This narrative has no value because Ame doesn't give a shit about numbers.
>>29200997huh wat u mean?
>>29200925>rrat chubaI need a name
>>29199952NOOOOOOOO A MALEOID I'M GOING INSANE TASUKETE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29200997Construction?
>>29200602You're mutuals with roomie? Thanks for your service, anon.
>>29200570do you have them just for sound samples or something?
>>29201000Ame is literally a *****wa OC... and there is also the screenshot of ****i at *****wa karaoke
>>29201018She's got the ingame music at max. It just never fucking plays because it's Minecraft. Ame and Ina use MC playlists.
>>29200968but that anon bought the ads........
she won't be able to sing this because of chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_TIdWRuixo
>>29200925what the fuck is that yellow thing
>>29200997Atlantis?
>>29200925holy shit
>>29201061YOUNG MAN.
>>29200802You have to be retarded to believe this. Ame is literally the ANTI NUMBERFAG of HoloEN.- She never hosts collabs- All the time during Apex/valorant streams she says she's ending the stream as a joke while queieng, but retards believe (- 2K viewers everytime)- She doesn't take shit from her chat and talks shit about reading superchat all the time.I'm sure theres more, but this is more than enough evidence.
>>29201002can't wait for the fires are lit posts, hopefully next sat/sun
>>29200997Back then i said it was going to take 1 year and a half, i still stand by that
>>29200849When are you guys going to understand the difference between things she thinks are funny and things she thinks are attractive.
>glass will make the server lagwhat? what? why? Notch your coding reps, why does that happen
>>29200997Cunny?
>>29200997Need a Stonetoss edit.
>>29200707I'll believe it
>>29201060Do more progress than 1 door.
>>29201018you should post that in her chat
Post yfw Kiara's collab with Gura is karaoke with limiters off.
>>29200497UOOOHHHHHHH FAT CHILD AND DETECTIVE BELLY!!! EROTIC T; O T;
>>29200925>No Luna and Akariskip
>>29201065how come Ame doesn't do lewd asmr streams like haachama
>>29199826Chumbads everyone
>im not that good at minecraft>same person that used to do mc HC speedrunsSTOP PRETENDING YOURE INCAPABLE.
>>29201039>Enma kills gura in cold blood after her 5m celebration>Gawr Gura the movienow this is one powerful naRRATIVE
>>29200973shes doing it her own way just like ame taught her
>>29201041I'd tap that clussy like it was the last thing I could do in my life
Who the fuck said glass would lag the Realm?
>>29200925Man Meika really gets around
>>29200973lost child running around in circles zatsudan
Gura refused to say the C word lol. Bugmen get fucked.
>>29201000this is the real rat though
>>29201071I have my channels.
>>29201098scheduled to overlap meme review
>>29201089>notchanon...
>>29200998Fuji Aoi? She's an old friend of Sora's and they've done a lot of songs together.
This is one of the most talkative streams Gura has had, I’m glad she must be feeling more comfortable
>>29201089Funny because Minecraft has been under Microsoft's development for more than it was under Notch
DAUGHTER WIFE
>>29200924I'm in lads
>>29201089>Notch your coding reps,minecraft was built by a /v/ user
>>29201041Comply with all my might.
So who the fuck told Gura glass causes lag
>>29200973
>>29200925I only recognize Ai, Pikamee and Hinata
>>29200913i cried so hard
>>29200654I can understand wanting more attention from his oshi but come the fuck on, so many people in here try their best to interact with Gura with 0 results. Meanwhile Klauis gets a shoutout whenever she sees his name and she likes/retweets/talks about his art.
>>29201089It actually doesn't, clients might lag because of rendering load though
>>29201015considering the spec, it's possible that's where Mori got hers, because the way she's talked about it made it seem like it was a gift or something outside her control
>>29201041I'd fuck her until the depression is gone
>>29201076That's Pikamee.
>>29201060playing minecraft and talking.
>>29201006Imagine EN playing Skyrim with the multiplayer mod, sponsored by Bethesda Softworks LLC. of course.
>im so new to minecraftWHY IS SHE LYING.
>>29201054they were already preparing for debut when gen 5 debuted
>>29201018Are there loop music settings in MC? Cause usually it's set to non loop for default.
>>29201098
does gura partake of the devil's lettuce?
>>29201130>still accurate a whole month later
>>29200925there's a fucking yellow peanut man thing? goddamn.. also holy shit, I used to jerk off to Hinata cause I find her super sexy
>>29201101Luna is still.. "around". But I have no idea what happened to Akari.
>>29201126>>29201089i don't know if that is true, but knowing Java, I believe it.
>>29200925Really wished Kaguya Luna would join.
>>29200903She isn't really depressed, she just feel really lonely since most of the time the chat is her only company.
>>29200444Can I get the details?
>rrat
>>29201118The discord sex orgy really did a number on her
>>29201119That can't be right
>>29200646It's an excellent platformer, I didn't even realize there was a tranny flag in it until now and I've played it tons.
>>29201130Warmed the hearts of (tens of) thousands
>>29201073>karaokeThat's a new one to me. I actually didn't believe this narrative.
>>29200707Your narratives are too strong for me schizo poster.
>>29201041Wouldn't stop until the pregnancy test came out positive
>>29201134>Anon died from sex>Body was found still being fucked
>>29201060If you don't set goals, you can't be disappointed that you didn't meet them
>>29200802A WAY OUT
>>29201073**** *** **** **
>>29199826guuuuuura-chan~
>>29201076one of NTRoberu's conquests..
>>29201082This is true.
>>29201076
>RRATRRAT>RRATRRAT>RRATRRAT
>>29200913NOT AGAINNOW I HAVE TO REWATCH THE WHOLE KARAOKE
Can I join HoloEN Gen 2?
>>29200925That looks like an old 5 Kings era collab.
What the fuck is your problem
>she isn't even allowed to use glass because realms is so shitjesus christ this server is doomed
Guys I think Pekora's gonna be the first HoloJP collab since Gura started doing bun bun cha
So just as how Ame has a hic counter, will Gura have an Ame Mention counter?>>29200973Depends. Ame drops by? The foundations of Atlantis. Solo MC? A door, if not two
>>29200913>1:59Jesus, her voice can be outright angelic sometimes
>>29200869Why yes I have Todd. I've bought it two whole times and you even gave me a free copy for owning one copy.
>>29201089from a development standpoint minecraft SUCKS SO MUCH. The amount of money it gets, the huge company behind it... I better forget about it it pisses me off so much
>>29201104Who would play Gura?
>tfw birb's a snekfag
>>29201180Yes please. I miss you Luna...
Seriously, what the fuck are we doing here Gura?
>>29201171*** ***?
>>29201173
>>29201150It's complete nonsense, especially on a server with only 5 players
>>29201060educating the public on how to properly enjoy a macdonald's meal.
>>29201144i believe she does based on the Halloween watchalong and one other referencemaybe not too much anymore but i am 100% convinced she used to be a pothead at least
>>29200654I'm still waiting for someone to post this on twitter just to fuck with him.
>>29201098So it would be sorta like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXdc2Lj4EU
>>29201053>>29201073Well if that's true then damn, EN really is getting it's very own Okakoro
I WANT TO MARRY THIS FUCKING DUMBASS SHARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29200925
>>29201183Can they just move the seed to a real server?
>>29201182Do you seriously think that meme only exists here. It's a famous pekora clip on youtube, I've seen facebook people use it.
>Gura only getting 51k on minecraft>Pekora consistently getting 65kOh no no what's wrong sharkfags? Is this the power of 1.3 million gaijin?Nippon banzai.
>Gura enjoyed Shrek 4narratives?
>>29200973Guraing.
>>29200802I want to see Gura taking Ame's fake love and their little relationship seriously and just as she's excited to see Ame in real life she's only met with a cold attitude! I bet she'll never open up to anyone ever again!
>>29201144Probably not since she started working for a Japanese company.But yes, she 100% used to.
Why are there 51k people watching Gura fuck around in minecraft? She not even doing anything.
>all this people watching this girl playing games>nothing grandiose>no awesome performance>just a girl having funfeels good man
>Open Polka stream>She is screaming>Clean my ear canals from the blood and keep stream open
>>29201114And to clarify, was this gear settings AND allowing some of her true singan skills through, or just about the mic peaking and such
>>29200654He just sounds like a standard autismbro to me.
>>29200654I regret giving him my bezosub
>>29200749She does kinda have a slight rasp to her voice.
Gura the script, THE SCRIPT follow the script!
>>29201182rrat is not exclusive to fortune anymore, anon
>>29201149She came back outside of her old company and is scraping by. She's sticking with the old format that used to be popular, lots of small videos of skits and scripted content.
>>29199952>he and botan were the only ones to congratulate herWhat the fuck? At least Kuroboshi acknowledged her again...
>>29201224you wouldn't get it
>halfway through novemberWHAT THE FUCK
>>29200925Washed up vtuber soon to be passed by gura
>>29201224because shes naturally entertaining and her talk topics are interesting
>>29201133Idk about Mori, but don't all the other JPs have i9s and 2080s or better provided by Cover? Her current rig is still beefy but not on the level of the JPs.
>>29201206A.I, just close your eyes, don't struggle..
>>29201114thanks, calli. you're alright.
>>29201226SHISHIRO BOTAN!!!!!
>>29201194**** ****
>>29201193Listening to our cute daughter ramble about whatever random shit.
>>29201192Not being subbed to P*** instead, she literally just psoted yesterday
>>29201182people here are unironically 15 years old and need to spam their dumb memes in chat
>>29201239>exclusive to fortuneStill shocked about that
>>29201224because not everybody is /v/
>>29201180Isn't she still enslaved by Sony?
>>29201212>Takenashi>eAnon you had one jobstill based though. saved
>>29200654Hahaha, Klaius getting cucked by Vyolfers
>>29201215She was a little kid at the time.
Waachama is still watching Gura by the way.
>>29201228Both.
>>29201180Literally the HER of JP except she's more active as HER
>>29201224>watchingi'm just listening to her talk while doing other stuff
>>29201216Pekora’s strongest game is Minecraft and she actually gets stuff done schizo
>>29201216Even the most diehard chumbuds know she's just gonna wander around aimlessly and accomplish jack shit. Every time you tune into Pekora she's building some new contraption.
Shrek #4 (titled Shrek Forever After) came out in 2010Shrek #3 (titled Shrek the Third) came out in 2007
>>29201189Well that's why they made Bedrock, Java's code must be too spaghetti'd to redeem
>>29201216Pekora is like watching Da Vinci compared to Gura in minecraft
>>29201224I'm here to listen to Gura ramble about random topics
>>29201224Its a glorified Zatsudan. Minecraft alwayy like this.
>>29201216Based peko
>>29201216Pekora barely gets 30k in her utawaku
>>29201249Every single EN is on a Ryzen system now
>>29200973Satzudan
>>29201206PLIN PLIN PLON
>>29201224You wouldn't get it
>>29201206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dNrmGD7mUThis fits better for me.>phase 1 for A.I. Games>phase 2 with the Gwyn piano for God herself
>>29201206>who swam to EarthIsn't Atlantis on Earth?This makes no sense. How can you "swim to Earth"? Did they mean "go on land"?
>>29201270I am paying mre atenttion to this thread than her stream
>>29201205>ywn kiss her goodbye when going to work>ywn kiss her you get back
>>29201224Her zatsu is actually pretty good today so I have her on the background because it's just minecraft.
>>29201224watching gura do anything is healing for the soul
Gura being typicalNot working on AtlantisJust running around doing dumb shit
>>29201224Her voice makes me happy.
>>29201206She knows that her time has come
>>29201167win win for me
>>29200376Reincarnated behind a paywall.
>>29200933take your meds
There is a 75% chance that Gura went to watch a Shrek movie by herself
>>29201182It's better than POGGERS, I guess
Will Gura do a play through of Dogz?
>>29201216How many view pekora can get from her karaoke btw?
>>29200693Makes sense. They're not their senpais, they're Holostars.
>>29201226Wait Polka is streaming? Fuck off Shark there's Clussy on the line
>>29201253
>>29200654He wants his oshi to notice him I see nothing wrong with that
>>29201206What site is that? Or am I too retarded to navigate playboard
I WILL GURA, I WILL LOVE YOU PLEASE
>>29201144low but nonzero probability
>>29201206>Is actually going to kill godWill Cover finally fix her glitchy rig by then?
>>29200925https://streamable.com/rq6x0zHOUSHOU
>do they ever love you like horses do?uh oh
>>29201224>I watch MC because I want to see gameplaylmaoIt's comfy zatsudan and she is chill tonight
>>29201255Ah shit, yeah I gotta do that. I forgot to resub to her after making a new youtube account.
>>29201216Peko is a legend in minecraft the next time you tune in she'll have built an obelisk that self destructs and reforms itself
>>29201281I mean the other girls have projects they actually try to complete.
>Gura will never jump on top of you screaming "LOVE ME"Just kill me now bros...
>gura wants a saddle for donkeys>can't make them>she died with two in her inventory
>>29201224Do you retarded antis like, open her stream just to see the numbers and get mad?
SMELLINGSMELLINGSMELLING
>>29200891The song is called "Finding You", but I won't spoonfeed you anything else, newfagchama. That should be good enough to find it if your google skills aren't absolute shit.
>>29201206The way is lit, the path is clear, she requires only the strength to follow it
UOHHH I WANNA GIVE GURA LOVE PUNCHES
>>29201299Isn't she cute?
Okay this is making me insane. Is she a boomer or a zoomer? Her interests are too strange that she gets tied to one.
I want gura to give me a love punch
>>29201131$20 is the minimum amount that will usually catch her attention
>>29201206I finished Dark Souls 1 literally yesterday for the 58th time, when are the HoloEN playing it?
>gura will never ride you telling you to love herwhy live bros
>>29201224This is secretly a podcast in which she just rambles, it's great
>>29201307pogey
>>29201224listening to Gura ramble makes me happy in a way that I haven't been in a long time
>LOVE MEBUT I DO GURA
>>29201268Bless. Big ups, Mori
>Gura isn't making atlantis cause she doesn't even know where to begin either someone holds her hand through the whole process or it'll never be done
>>29201320https://virtual-youtuber.userlocal.jp/document/ranking
>>29199952Oga is looking for a new partner to peg him....
>>29201216It's true, Pekora has the biggest live numbers of all HoloEN, only Gura's Karaoke gather more.
>>29201276was 4 any good? i literally fell asleep in the theater watching 3.
>>29201216Pekora is a minecraft genius.t. Chumbud
>>29201243i think that ina is the least recognized when it comes to the JPsor maybe i am schizoposting
>>29201216Peko minecraft buff: 60kGura karaoke buff: 120k Know your place rrat
A donkey is essential to the plan to build Atlantis.
>>29201347>Implying they will get permissions
>>29201295>she will never jump into your arms after a long day
>>29201216>2nd place this monthOh no no no no its over
>>29201206Very appropriate music. Kizuna Ai is quite literally the lord of cinders, tired and burnt out.
BIRCHTREEBROS... SHE LOVES OUR KIND!
>>29200988Why would you mod a perfect game anon? I obviously can't trust you with my daughter.>>29200967You win my daughter's hand in marriage
>>29200913GOD DAAAMMMNNNIITT!
>it's just a love punch it's differentgura was abused by her father
>>29200073Gura will buy more land for her farm
bros... i can't stop gosling for gura...
Progress?
>>29201045
>>29201216>Pekora consistently getting 65kKek no she doesn't you retarded nousagi. And once the Minecraft boom is over again she'll be back to her normal barely 20k.
Can any holo play sleeping dogs?
>>29201206ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
>>29200707>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)My sides kek
>>29201206She... she doesn't care anymore...
>>29201343She's a zoomer retard. Zoomers can like things that are old, all it takes to expose them is an older family member.Boomers never like zoomer shit though.
>>29201261I knew I'd fuck up somewhere
>>29201131He says exactly that anon.
>>29201343She's 25-30 100%
>>29201262Well, Vyolfers was there back when Gura is still not Gura. They are good friends.
>i wanted to make some progress today>over an hour in and barely anything has been accomplishedgura please
>>29201100Soon. She said she's researching. Probably not lewd though.
>>29201355There was never a chance this would be built by Gura
>>29200654I don't care how creepy he is, I only care about the Gura's armpits he's drawing.
>>292013634 is really good.
Kiara's Twitter encore was better than any of the songs she did on stream
>>29201356Thanks anon
>>29201224>She not even doing anything.that IS why.
>>29201336Ahhhh, can't wait to watch Toxic Ame
>>29201382get in line, buddy
FUCK
>>29201224>watchingI'm listening while I play Tony Hawk
>>29201355>someonewhy are you pretending that is not going to be ame
>>29201355reminder someone had to literally spoonfeed her to join hololive
>>29199776I FUCKIN GOD DAMN, WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACHOTHER ALL FUCKIN DAY! AHAHAHSHAHAHDHGHGAAAHGHAAAHGHGHGHG
>>29201393Nice, good work anon
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327833883400802304ANOTHER SONG
>>29200511>most of her videos between 700k and 1M views>the rest above 500kAd renevue is real and they get a cut, and arround 65% watches her on mobile so there is no adblock
Why does Gura's stream look so low quality even on 1080p? Like it's just nowhere near as crisp as some other holo streams at the same quality
I watch minecraft for the gameplay.
>>29200802Why are Chumbuds like this?
what if gura decided to stream herself taking a shit
>>29201382>Gosling for GuraBro... The only ones worthy of Gosling are Ina and Watson...
>>29199826EwwwwwwJust why?
>>29201224Of course you wouldn't understand
>>29201336Ame really likes Viper, but yeah it's been awhile hope she lets her inner gremlin out in full display
>>29201343millennial
Is it me or does Klaius strike me as an obsessed fan that will sometime in the future cross a line he shouldnt
>>29201432She streams in 4k I think
>>29201206Now she collabs with indies to recover
>>29201216Hi hlghttps://streamable.com/sdfvrx
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327833883400802304Chicken encore.
Does Gura know there's a path back to their town?
>>29201434I'd watch it
>>29201393Shouldn't it say "incoming call"If you were the one calling it wouldn't say accept/decline
>>29201131I made Gura laugh once and I am satisfied, but if she reacted to every superchat i sent her i wonder if i would get addicted
why can't you make a fucking saddle of all things anyhow
REMINDER HAACHAMA WILL DO UNARCHIVED KARAOKE SOON. ARCHIVE/RECORDCHADS PLEASE GET READY
>>29201432she streams at lowish bitrate. her pc is midrange.
>>29201432She streams at low bitrates because her computer isn't that good at encoding.
>>29201437no
>>29201216Gura is best at Karaoke, Horror games and rhythm games... and they took Muse dash from her... let her do Zatsudan in peace and drop more lore, she knows and we know she's not the best at MC.
pay attention faggots, gura is talking about her feelings
>>29201445didnt take that long for EN to have their own l*ger huh
moona vs kiara who wins
>>29201445he's a l*ger in the making
>>29200973The title is a joke but yeah, it pretty much encompasses the last first hour
>>29201343You can be a zoomer with the tastes of a boomert. zoomer with the tastes of a boomer
>>29201402it's amazing that Mori/Gura can somehow tardwrangle eachother into accomplishing a thing while being completely hopeless on their ownlike where does the small bit of competence come from?
>>29201221
I need Gura to collab with her sister already.
>>29201216>Pekora Minecraft 60k>Gura karaoke 120kOh no no no nousagibros
>>29201434She would get 2M sub in a day
>>29201451I really hope we get a Sound of Music watchalong.
>>29201434Didn't Mori already do that?
HERfags...
>>29201430>>29201451Bless this chicken
>vacuuming the bathroomSHE DEFINITELY LIVES WITH SOMEONE. WHO?
>Gura vacuumingC U T E
>>29201430I like this chicken.
>>29201206I'm still mad at how they butchered Astraea's theme in DeS Remake
>vacuuming the bathroomWhat the fuck?
>>29201437come on bro, gura goslings have existed nearly as long as ame goslings
cute dork
>>29201434mori did it, nothing happened
Do people vacuum their bathrooms?
>Vaccuming the bathroomGura do you have a carpeted bathroom you disgusting fuck
What is this wonderful idiot talking about
>Gura opening up again She is being pretty cute again
>>29201407Now that I heard her real voice I'm never going to be satisfied.
>>29201434/fit/ here, i'd watch it if she keep a good squat posture
>>29201452Yes but she turned back instead of using it for some reason I missed.
>>29201451cute
who vacuums their bathroom? wtf
>>29201509Of fucking course, what the fuck?
Based showersitter.
omfg Gura is just taking the piss with this stream
>>29201015>demands the company to allow you to play the game they are paying you to play from the first chapter, despite the original contract saying that you should start from chapter 5>your pc runs the game like shit, but you don't care and just keep playing>later you use that as an argument to make cover finally do theirjob and give you a decent pcHow does she does it?
>>29201445He's shark l*ger.
>>29201336>the smell is coming out from her armpitsWhat did she mean by this?
I guess you could if you were too lazy to sweep
>>29201509my grandparents do
>sit and stare at the wall...
>>29201343She's a millenial like us, I also like old music but I wasn't born during that era, it's okay to like good stuff, today's music is trash anyway.
>>29201224>not even doing anythingThats the best part.
OOOOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURA VACUUMING UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
It's the feeling of success, she has never felt it before
>>29201480They have high levels of sister energy that can't be explained
>>29201041I would rip her panties off and realize there is another pair underneath.
>>29201511Imagine the smell
You can use a vacuum on tile/linoleum
>>29201480the mutual feeling of not wanting to look useless in front of her genmate
She reached enlightenment?
She just storycucked us AGAIN
I vacuum my bathroom because I'm really hairy and a lot of my hair falls on the ground and it's faster than using a broom
>>29201216Who the fuck is Pekora?
>>29200973Zatsudan. Are you expecting Guradam?
>/hlgg/ doesn't vacuum their bathrooms.Absolutely disgusting.
what has she accomplished in 75 minutes
>>29201455I don't get calls so I honestly forgot...3rd times the charm
>>29201527What's the point? Is your bathroom carpeted?
Why wouldn't you vacuum your bathroom? Do seppos not have tiles or something?
>>29201489I still anticipate the day of HolostarsEN with everyone trying to figure out if one of /ourboys/ made it in or not.
>>29201527Chat doesn't seem to agree. I only vacuum carpeted rooms and most bathrooms are hardfloor. I guess there's vacuums for that but you're better off mopping it or something.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>29201509no, of course not, i sweep it.
Is the chat broken for anyone else using the brave browser?
TRINITY!!!
INA IN THE CHATI REPEATINA IN THE CHAT
>Gura hypersucking
>>29201509How can you notIf you don't you're going to get hair fucking everywhere
>>29201509no, they are meant to be sweeped and mopped
>>29201570An absolute fuckton of lore.
A wild Ina in the chat
>>29201530Holy FUCK
she's too much of a weirdo holy shit
>she only vaccuums the path she walksshe's just like me, what the fuck. How is nearly every piece of lore out of this girl's mouth so relatable.
I love how minecraft is just an excuse to do a zatsudan
>>29201489what did she say?
>Ame pushes her stream back a few hours so as to not clash with Gura>Clashes with Ina member stream insteadNarratives?
>>29201509i do
>>29201570what have you?
>>29201555Why not just sweep? It's easier.
What bgm would you guys use for this Gura stream?
>>29201480powerful onee-san/imouto energy
>>29201509Yes?
GURA TELLING YOU TO DO YOUR REPS.
>>29201566my maid does it
>>29201224I wouldn't have it any other way
>Vacuum bathroomis she vacuuming hair?
>Ina and Ame watching her and chattingWhy can't they give her a hand, they must know she won't do any progress on her own.
gawr gura is my wife!
Vacuuming the bathroom is simply faster than sweeping it. Of course you should also wash the damn thing down with soap and water, but if you just need to pick up hair and dust, a vacuum will work wonders.
>>29201509It gets all the shit out
Doing archive reps. Why does any mention of Gura's roommate's full name halt the moment Gura debuted? No other roommate has this pattern as far as I'm aware.
I feel like Gura is just flavor of the month type of shit. Doubt her growth will last much longer.
>>29201570She built a tiny farm.She found a village.She planted some sugar cane.That's... about it.
It has to be doubly odd because of HER getting to 1 mill also not just gura
>>29201570Literally nothingShe's just running back and forth and closing the same door 5 times
>Polka, Botan, Miko, and Gura all streaming right>Haachama and Ame soonAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29201594We will still have to wait a year or so before they start building dams
>>29201480They have natural chemistry. Gura doesn't contribute much on her own to collabs and Calli needs to constantly fill dead air so Gura can just riff off whatever she says.
>>29201570one of her best zatsudans yet
>>29201509I sweep and mop, am not a fucking animal.
>>29201492Yes, she lives with someone. It doesn't matter who, just enjoy her streams.
Counseling with Gura!
>CTRL+F narrative>44 resultsHow many of these are true?
Ame will probably reconsider her ultra sunday soonPeople will not SC her much at the beginning of the week anymore>uh I want to tell her something right now, but she'll only read it 6 days later and not even remember the contextyeah nah
>>29201509Why the fuck would you have a carpet in your bathrom? Why would you vacuum the floor when you sweep and mop it?
>>29201596Not everyone's into watchalongs
>>29200928how nice
>>29201570Entertain
>>29201206>>29201340Never going to happen sharts just be happy with 2nd place
>issues with following through
>>29201596Tentacults and Teachads hardly overlap
If the content of Gura's accounts swapped would there still be HERfags?
>>29201596filling dead hours for poorfags
>>29201570entertain me
>>29201576UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>29201467you say that but Haachama repeats her setlists pretty often. You might get lucky and get a couple new songs she feels like but she's probably going to stick with the ones she knows.
>>29201509I vacuum, then sweep, then mop. I will not live in disgusting squalor.
>>29201576
>>29201596A members stream are for members only. People will rarely pick a normal stream over a members one.
>>29201573You fucking mop or something that does a better hob of cleaning then just a fucking vacuum, anon.
>>292016380
>Gura is my psychologist now
>>29201619Try posting HER name and see what happens retard
>>29201492me
>>29201596Ame and Ina really don't get along and fight a lot off-camera
>>29201596It's a member stream, and a movie watch along at that.Stop being retarded
>>29201299What? She needs to establish survival logistics in the area anyways
>>29201574Enter Jebus Matoi...
i vacuum the bathroom then wash itmeans less shit on the mop/sponge when you're washing
>>29201640she doesn't care
>>29201389She became hollow long ago.
>>29201576Gura's vacuum sucks the hardest
>>29201578Working for me.
>>29201373>ywn do household chores and other mundane stuff with Gura
>>29201640yeah, its a phenomenally bad idea, I really dont know what she was thinking with that
>>29201572Where do you live where bathrooms are carpeted? That sounds disgusting.
Okay that one fence post, I just saw it. Yes I am frustrated.
Gura has the soul of someone who has been severely hurt or let down
Gura was thinking of pulling a runner.
What's with this candid Gura?
>vacuuming their bathroomsDo Atlanteans really?
>>29201614Because she's not a fucking child. No one cares if she does nothing if she keeps talking like this.
good sharkzudan
>>29201652 your question is as retarded as you are
>>2920163812
>>29201638All and none simlutaneously
>>29201596Overlapping with members is not the same, most people aren't members. I'm membered to both, but I'm probably going to leave the watchalong for tomorrow.
I'd be too scared to suck up any liquid with the vacuum
How would you feel if Ina or Ame randomly jumped into discord with Gura while doing this minecraft stream
>>29201616>Vaccum hair and dust.>Mop it. Why are people saying this is weird?
>>29201509no, just sweep and mop
>>29201596overlapping with member streams, especially with public streams that'll be archived, is a non-issue
>>29201640she's going to do superchat sunday for collab streams for solo streams she'll read them after the gaming session forgot when she said this
pretty sure gura uses a chat filter of some sort, she ALWAYS sees someone popping up in her chat and the contents of their message. kind of based, honestly
>>29200511She has to save for her trip to jp.
Gura has played Subahibi
>>29201620It will only get faster.
jesas
>>29201570she's oppening like few times before, MC progress can go fuck itself right now
>>29201343Do you people realize real boomers are impossible old? Like, she could not have this voice as a physical boomer.She's a millenial.
>>29201638Narrativer seller, I'm going to shitpost
>old video you made
>>29201646I was going to make a joke with Bubba but that has like a quadruple entendre so I'll just post this instead
>>29201692>1 million youtuber giving up on itI don't know you tell me
Gura don't talk about your old streams!
uh...
>>29201571My sides lol. Good job anon... I was expecting Hacking to Gate tho
She's literally talking about HER
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER
Gura's talking about HER
>She's referencing HER
>>29201437Did you miss the first karaoke thread? Goslings were everywhere.
>>29201693she had an epiphany in the bathroom and she believes in herself now
>>29201707PLEASE ONE OF THEM HELP HER FOCUS ON ATLANTIS
Holy shit Gura is cringing about HER
I don't think I realized when this happened, but Gura has already started talking about her personal life and her inner thoughts recently. Major improvement.
>gura cringing at her streaming pastOOF
There should be a Superchat Wednesday and a Superchat Sunday to keep everyone happy imo
>>29201596I requested it
Man gura's being really introspective today, I like it.Really feels like talking to a friend!
HER fags blown the fuck out LMAO
ohnononono
Gura's thinking of THAT channel
BATHROOM FLOORS ARE FILTHY. FULL OF PUBES.YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO VACUUM THEM DAMN IT
>>29201355Who from Hermitcraft should be hired to build this project?
Stahp... too relatable.
don't mention it gura..
She is HER posting
Why is Gura doxxing HERself?
GURA CRINGES AT HER
Do Gura's JOP fans actually call themselves chumbuds? Do they translate that? How does it work for them?
>>29201707Would be lovely to me
Is Gura talking about HER?
NARRATIVEBROS
Get FUCKED HERfags
OH GOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT "HER" PAST
>>29201640>>29201687Why are you niggers discussing something you would already have the answer to IF YOU FUCKING WATCHED HER STREAMS?
Real talk with Gura...
>>29201641Why the fuck would you sweep when a vacuum is objectively better and leaves less shit behind to fuck around with when you mop? Do you seppo cunts not have wood flooring or something? Carpet floors are for poorfags.
>>29201707It would be pretty based
>>29201694What's a runner
HERfags BTFO
HER
>Gura cringing at her pastSHE is dead. For good.
is she drunk? I've never seen someone ramble so aimlessly for so long.
>>29201754AHAHAHA
reaching deep down in the barrel of things to talk about.
>>29201570zatsudan while doing basic farm stuff. It's enough she's getting used to minecraft again and locating her resources locally so she isn't spending 5 minutes walking to the main settlement.
>HERfags getting BTFO'd. gura confirms that the HER period was cringe as fuckbaste
>>29201638The ones I believe to be true
kek the narratives write themselves
>Kiara is liking all the tweets that mention The Sound of Music
>>29201707I want Ina to jump in. If Ame jumps in with Gura they'll just start to ERP in discord chat
Lads... I just saw Gura's and Amelia's real faces... Why is 3D so inferior to 2D?
>people thought that she was hiding her inner HER when gura was the real her
she doesn't want to be a cowboy..
HER FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THESE THREADS
>you are now my prisoners, make babies please
HERfags BTFO>HERfags BTFOHERfags BTFO>HERfags BTFOHERfags BTFO>HERfags BTFO
SHE'S CONFRONTING... HER!?
>>29201707Would be cool, I'm pretty sure it happens sometimes with the JPs
Who is this "HER" that is popping up?
>>29201772I can't be here 24/7 you spergI already watch 90%, God forbid I miss 10%
BABY CHECK