Shinshuu Sanatorium for the Quarantine and Recovery of Unknown Viruses

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For the discussion of heterodox and otherwise unpopular opinions concerning Touhou Project.

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is this the successor thread to the thread it just pushed off

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>>19872459
Well, it could be.

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Well what do you want to discuss?

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After the current universe ends, Mokou is going to create the next one. It will, however, be one long elaborate death trap for Kaguya.

The events of both Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms are canon in the Touhou universe. Over time however, the characters of both books got mixed up. Resulting in the protagonist of both stories being a hybrid of Liu bei and Sun Wukong.

The events of Dragon Ball Z are canon in the Touhou universe. The events of Dragon Ball are not.

Ran is not actually a Kitsune. Yukari just enjoys sewing fake fox tails and ears to all of her Shikigami's.

The only true mythology in the Touhou universe is Tolkien's. Everything else is simply a accidental side effect created by the unresolved sexual tension between Frodo and Sam. Who may or may not both be girls.

Despite what is popularly believed, Youkai do not actually eat Humans alive. Their victims usually expire long before they've been completely eaten. From this we can deduce that Little Red Riding Hood is bullshit.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe does not exist in the Touhou universe, Iron Man and the Hulk having both bombed hard enough to kill the entire enterprise in its crib. Instead, the defining movie franchise of the modern world is Southland Tales. With over forty sequels, ten tv spin offs, eight successful video games, and two musicals.

Yukari's true form is four kids wearing a trenchcoat.

Reimu is not the Hakurei Shrine Maiden, the true Hakurei Shrine Maiden lives in Stockholm under the name "Vladimir Lestrade".

One of Okina's forms is Vivec from the Elder Scrolls franchise. Accordingly, she does not actually fly but is sitting on two hundred invisible stools.

Inspite how it might seem, Seija perished halfway during the events of Impossible Spell Cards. She was instantly replaced however by her identical twin sister Ajies, who then proceeded to flip her name around.

/jp/ does not exist in the Touhou universe. It is replaced instead by /xg/, a containment board that was created when /x/ got tired of people talking about this "Gensokyo" place they were supposedly abducted to.

While it is true that Trump was elected president in the Touhou universe, it was not of the USA. He was instead elected President of Braguytinaliviachibia, a unified South American that is the definitive super power of the world.

While it's not something she likes to talk about, before coming to Gensokyo Mamizou was a massive movie star. Starting in hit movies like Cleopatra, Hello Dolly, Camelot, and Heaven's Gate.

Marisa's father is also Ash Ketchum's father, Spacer Shepard's father, Drake and Megan's father, and Goofy's wife.

Youkai have no problem with pedophilia. But they do prefer their food un-fucked.

Remilia is not actually a vampire, just a incredibly edgy little girl. Flandre meanwhile is a vampire, but only on monday.

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>>19881986
sounds good to me

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>>19881986
This is what the jay is lacking nowadays
Creativity

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>>19881986
>Remilia is not actually a vampire, just a incredibly edgy little girl. Flandre meanwhile is a vampire, but only on monday.
I mean this isn't far off. Remilia's not satisfied with just being a vampire, she has to be a SUPER vampire who's part-Dracula and the strongest fastest person ever and only screws up because she WANTED to screw up (she'd explain why, but you wouldn't understand her genius).

I think that's the vampire equivalent of pretending to be a vampire.

>/jp/ does not exist in the Touhou universe. It is replaced instead by /xg/, a containment board that was created when /x/ got tired of people talking about this "Gensokyo" place they were supposedly abducted to.
What is the Japanese equivalent of /x/?

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>>19881986
good post

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Theory: Byakuren sux

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>>19891039
90% of Byakuren's Human disciples joined Myouren temple because they want to have sex with her. The remaining 10% are homosexuals.

Being sealed away was not supposed to be Byakuren's punishment. Originally, she would have been forced to live in South Italy. A punishment her executioners ultimately found too cruel to implement.

While it's true that Byakuren named her temple in honour of her deceased brother. This was only because Shou and Murasa convinced her that "Byakuren's Bitchin Buddhist Temple of Love and Peace" was too long.

Myouren Temple runs a orphanage. Despite what is occasionally believed, the children are not in fact eaten by Youkai but raised into upstanding citizens. Something they frequently get complaints about from both parents, who wanted to be permanently rid of their children, and the children themselves, who form create elaborate escape plans only to realize they are not in fact going to be killed.

Myouren Temple also runs a bank, a brewery, and a Argentinian steakhouse.

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>>19893882
What dark secrets are the Buddhists hiding in the Argentinian steakhouse?

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>>19895972
The meat sold there is actually cow, and it's not a front for a criminal organization.