Eternal Onahole Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13035962
well this thread is basically all about techniques to treat genitals, and cunnilingus is just another form.
The book was selling cunnilingus as a form of coreplay, though.

Personally, I just wish I had someone to do it to, I feel underappreciated and I could use some validation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13035980
This thread is about rubber artificial vagina only. Let's keep it on topic and refrain from blogposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13035980

>Eternal Onahole Thread
>Onahole
When will you stupid fucks ever learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036037
>>13036059
yeah I get it you fucks!
Space forbid anyone ever mentions something slightly off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the box displayed here >>13016701
and how would you rate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036225
That's the Puni DX
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343
Honda Civic of ona hips. I personally don't find it to be that great but it's popular in these threads because it's an affordable hands-free solution. Its main competition is Magic Eyes Cocolo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036261
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get a more sensitive penis? As in feeling more of the texture and shit. It seems like right now I just grip the texture hard to feel a lot which doesn't seem the way to go.
Does fucking the softest holes make me more sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036529
Acheive foreskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036565
I'm not cut tho

[Anonymous No.]

Any Australians use NLS to deliver to those 24/7 Parcel Lockers that Aus Post use? Are all forms of delivery by NLS fine for that service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036529
Use less lube.

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been having lately this tought about masturbaring via prostate, I've inserted things into my ass a few times while fapping but never have actually cum by only stroking the prostrate, so I'm thinking about buying a prostate vibrator (the ones that look like a dolphin) because I've read orgasms last longer and you can have more than regular fap.

Do you recommend it? I can't get the tought out of my head and unless someone encourages or talks me out of it I'll feel really anxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037085
We're here to talk about onaholes fag.
I'm sure you'll find more info about assplay at
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037135
We had an anal poll a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone tried taking a shit into the anus of a hip and watch it force it out?

>>13037135
>>13037159

oops :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036608
Use less lube, or stop fapping for a few days, if not weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037221
I actually have, just out of curiosity. It was a little bit troublesome and I ended up getting rid of the hip afterwards, since cleaning it was so difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got updated info from japan_original. They didn't include my apartment number either so i had to call my apartments office and let them know when it'd (hopefully) be coming and give them my name and stuff. Kinda inconvenient but still worth the discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037280
Nigga u nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

Doing it hands-free is such a workout for the muscles in my pelvis/ass.

I've been doing it for a month now, and still feel slightly sore. Wonder when that'll go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037280

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>>13037280
How did you get the poop inside? Was it firm or did you inject it with something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037085
I have a cheapo waterproof prostrate vibe. Haven't cum just from it yet, but combined with my blacklock 7 it's great for hands free.

Orgasms are more protracted with it for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I type in "5" items on JSS and I'm only prompted to fill in the first item's description

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037788
You need to press update after you type in the amount of items you want, then checkout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037808
Yeah thanks, I'm retarded.

How long do I have to get the items sent to JSS?

[Anonymous No.]

Which guide should I be using for a homemade one? Wanting to test it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037821
I doubt there's a time limit since you can use jss to preorder items that don't come out for months. But i'm not entirely sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Got my Lilith Uterus Very Soft today, and holy shit you guys weren't kidding when you said it feels like fucking a cloud.

My only other is Lolinco, so it's a very nice contrast between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038110
But Uterus doesn't come in Very Soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038110
Lolinco feels terrible after using my Uterus for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Documenting my experience buying from japan_original:
Ordered some Onatsuyu lube Feb 5. Estimated delivery Feb 12. I'm in the midwest. Got this weird automated email the day of my order from [e-mail] that was supposed to have my tracking number. The robot screwed up and it was blank. I sent japan_original an ebay message asking about it. He replied yesterday with a working tracking number. Got the package today. Inside the box the bottle was wrapped in black plastic to hide what it is. overall experience 4.5/5

don't have much experience with lubes, hope this one is as great as yall say

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you guys just get some fleshlights & just call it a day?
You know they have different textures too right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038357
Thats like walking into a room with a bunch of people polishing their ferraris and lamborghinis and telling them to get a Ford. I mean, they have different sizes, right? Must be good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038375
Oh I didn't even think about how huge they were.
Yeah that makes sense then.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait! ordered Lilith Uterus and warmer first onaholes I'll be owning!

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it, I totally forgot about the Japanese public holiday on Tuesday. I was hoping to receive my packages from NLS via DHL before the weekend, but that seems unlikely.

They haven't shipped my order yet, and I live on the West Coast of the US; any chance I'll be able to get my DHL shipment on Friday?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried. I just got my Puni DX a month or so ago, and I love it. It's my second Ona and I could not be more pleased.

I'm browsing NLS right now. I'm thinking of buying more holes. What benefit would there be to owning more than one? Should I get a non hip just for variety's sake? Why do I want to buy more onas? Help please.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/vBdgZ

reminder
r e m i n d e r

post images of your orders

[Anonymous No.]

what's wrong with using two chicken breasts at room temperature wrapped in cling film? you can eat it afterwards, if you like.

[Anonymous No.]

the guide seems a little vague on the subject, but will I get v& for ordering loliholes from OUTSIDE the US? I want those sick NLS prices without any awkwardness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038795

Cooked or raw?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever masturbated in a public place, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to order a new hole for the past three weeks and between sites being down for maintenance, out of stock, or me just being indecisive, I've been turned away every time. This business is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
high school toilet, locked tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
Fapped in my friends sisters room while he was taking a shower, though not sure if that counts as public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038798
if your country doesn't illegalize illustrations of the young ladies then no problem. if they do, tell NLS to get rid of the packing the onahole comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038798
Since you can order loli holes from within the US, it only stands to reason that importing them is just as safe and legal, especially if they're the same holes that you can get domestically.
If you're really still concerned about it, just add a message saying to remove the packaging, and that'll solve the problem entirely
You really don't have to worry about it, though. Uncle Sam is more lenient about this than pretty much any other country you could be living in.

[Anonymous No.]

Bought one of these things to clean out my Cocolo.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008DEZG3G/

Hopefully it's enough to push cum through the internals out the other hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Got my R20, Mouth of Truth, Seventeen bordeaux.... what should I get next?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw japan_original is m.i.a
>got to wait a week until he comes back
Guess I got to stick with these Tenga eggs for the time being..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037280

[Anonymous No.]

Is it worth it to get Lovely Girl's Drool just for using with Mouth of Truth? I usually use ubujiru and I'm running low, wondering if I should pick up the drool instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038554
Same here. They just replied with "we're shipping your order today". No tracking number or anything. So much 2fast4me shipping

[Anonymous No.]

Any tips on making a fumonahole? /fumo/ did not find the idea very amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13036059
We're all virgins here, anon. Sometimes we just have to find another way

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to order a Venus Real Soft or a Mi-nyan guise. How long does it usually take for these to restock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039195
I've been looking for the Mi-nyan on NLS for at least two weeks now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039109
What's fumo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039200
Oh dear...
The suffering is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038816
raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039101
Damn it, I wish they would hurry up. It'll be troublesome if the package ends up arriving on Saturday, because then my parents will probably ask about what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh, I have the worst timing luck.

Bought a Mouth of Truth and depending on how stimulating it was I'd figure out what firmness Tomax holes I got and if I needed a thinner lube.

Finally get Mouth of Truth, Real Soft is sold out and japan original is gone so I cant get dat Onasutyu

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to abstain from masturbating until my new onaholes (Lolinco, Mouth of Truth) get here but it's incredibly difficult.

Only five more days...

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, the Cocolo is good even though it doesn't feel particularly intense. Just makes me cum really fast, I even have to be careful pulling out of it when trying to cool down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
In middle school i jacked off into a urinal during school

Around a year ago i was bored and REALLY horny at work and did the deed at a computer, i was the only one there at the time tho

[Anonymous No.]

Any coupons for queen cat adult toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13037085
Any prostate stimulation is good, but different people will find different parts of it more exciting than others.

Like 95% of prostate toys are garbage imo, the only one I can say is good is the REVO ($200) and if you angle vibrators to pressure the prostate directly.

If anyone has other options I am very open to hearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038219
It does, you silly.

[Anonymous No.]

You might want to read this if you suffer from premature ejaculation (archive purposes).

I suffer from PE and I know many of you do too, bad masturbation habits as a kid of wanking it out as soon as possible. My first onahole I was super excited and came extremely quick, and I couldn't enjoy it unless I went for consecutive sessions.

Each time I'd cum at first after a few good strokes, then immediately go again for about 10 minutes until I'd cum again but it wouldn't be as satisfying.

Anyways to the point, I researched what was happening and why I was cumming so quickly outside of mental reasons, and I realized I have been kegeling near uncontrollably during masturbation, I couldn't control that reflex and it just urged me to cum really quickly. So recently I've been trying to exercise my pelvic floor with kegels and more specifically reverse kegels, as well as edging for extended periods of time so as to train my brain (to tell my penis) to ejaculate later. I want to enjoy my purchases.

I can't say I've made considerable progress as of yet but I'm definitely improving, I'd like to know your stories about PE or any tips to last longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039902
Can you elaborate by what kegeling during masturbation means?

Do you mean actually holding the muscle or just letting contractions happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038219
>>13039893

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038746
What brand is the lock/safe thing? I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039893
>>13039972
Guessing that's neish, it wasn't made in very soft for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

new-ish*

[Anonymous No.]

If I have ubujiru how much lube should I use? A little dot on top or pour more inside onaho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039970
Kegel contractions, spasms, I meant.
Additionally, I've learned how to flex my kegel at will and can achieve dry orgasm easily, but I haven't learned how to stop myself from contracting / involuntarily kegeling / whatever you want to call it.
Kinda wanted to know if other people suffer from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040042
Doesn't it kill your enjoyment if you prevent those contractions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040064
No, you can stay relaxed and masturbate with equal amount of pleasure. Contractions bring you closer to ejaculation.

Next time you wank see if you can stay relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039902
Try spreading your legs and sitting back when you fap. I do the same thing, but I find it more difficult to engage those muscles with my legs apart.

What also works for me is standing (or kneeling) and using a hands free rig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038234
I ordered the three Sujiman Kupa sisters from japan_original

I got my Lolinco today. After using Uterus for so long (and several other holes)... the experience was more frustrating than pleasant.

The tightness doesn't give me physical pain, but she keeps pushing me out and it's really annoying to reinsert. She's a real bully for not accepting me.

For Roa, she's better than Lolinco for initial use but she's quite small and I'm scared of breaking her. Weak suction is somewhat disappointing.

Rina is coming soon. She seems like a better fit for me after reading reviews.

Maybe loli holes aren't my thing, or I just need to break them in and get used to them. It seems like it's a consistent thing about Magic Eyes holes that they are built to push out your penis which I'm not really liking. MoT also does this.

Despite my negative sounding short review, the holes are cheap and definitely worth it for what they cost. As a first time buyer, I recommend going for a normal size hole unless lolis are your thing.

What they say about TOMAX killing other holes is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040672
I always ask this question when I hear about iffy loli experiences.

How big are you, not all onaholes are made for all dicks. If you are over 6 inches I would VERY hard before plunking down money on the Kupa sisters.

You are right that it seems as though magic eyes holes push you out, but at least MoT has the room to accommodate most sizes.

I too would steer first time buyers away from lolis. I hope Rina is better for you. But it seems as though Vacuum Witch is the only "Loli" for bigger dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040730
I've actually never measured before.
I know it's less than 6 inches and I don't have a lot of girth...

Lolinco fits me nicely but I poke out of Roa. She has a soft spot on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040768

I measured myself the other day. I wish I hadn't, it was very depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

Want to order shit off Daimaoh but the forward order in JSS is permenantly processing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so fucking hard to decide between Clone and Real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040822
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040802
I'm sure you have a cute dick anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040868
That's what I did in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040895

'Cute' isn't really an adjective you want used to describe your penis, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039230
So after camping it out for about two weeks, with my intention being to order the Mi-nyan as well as some more lube and an onahole warmer, I gave up last night and just picked up the lube and the warmer. Sure enough my inbox this morning has a product availability notice saying Mi-nyan is in stock!

[Anonymous No.]

Venus Real Soft and Ona Tsuyu finally arrived! You guys weren't lying, that shit is insanely good! Fleshlight go right in the garbage.

I also ordered a Love Body Ren and despite what was said here it does fit the Venus Real! All you have to do is apply one drops worth of lube to the outside to slide it in, it then stays secured in place. Pic related - Love Body Ren.

[Anonymous No.]

How's the Seventeen Evo Soft? Anybody got one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041113
For a second there I thought that was a picture of two British prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038746
>>13039982
any recommendations? or would anything do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041176
oi oi m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039982
It just looks like a regular case
There's no lock or combination on it....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039109
Neither do we, honestly.
At least get a Dollho.

>>13039229
Your best plush friend, which you can have many adventures with.
>>13025538

[Anonymous No.]

When's the next rjob movie?

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you just fuck real vaginas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041656
Why don't you just fuck real clowns?

[Anonymous No.]

I've made a forward order on JSS and it's labeled as "Processing" ( 'JSS communicates with seller and receive your item.')

But I want to buy the item myself and forward it to them. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039902
>>13040042
I believe I'm like you, fapping furiously to cum ASAP to avoid being found out since I was a kid, and now I'm a quick shooter. It's not just the penis though, I have always had a really hard time to relax any muscle, trying to give me a massage (non sexually) is a real hell since any touch makes me stiff. Even a palpation from a doctor is near impossible, I just can't let myself go.
Doesn't help I can't relax my brain either, always engaged in some thought. I probably have some sort of neurosis or OCD, bordering on Asperger.

Back on topic, I've never noticed flexing the PC during hand fap, but it has become much more apparent when using onaholes. I too was thinking this is wrong because it's like it increases my sensitivity and therefore makes me cum quickly, and I tried to focus and relax the muscle but I find it difficult. I have a good control/knowledge of my less used muscles (I can move my ears, for example), but keeping it relaxed against involuntary contractions is a different story. It probably needs some training, nice to hear I'm not the only one.
It happens especially when pulling out. Thrusting it in is a wonderful sensation, but pulling on the other hand is always somewhat uncomfortable, I also get a feeling like I have to pee (even if it's not the case) and I think it triggers the contraction. Especially after cumming deep inside, I'm so sensitive and pulling out all the way is a real pain (not physical, really) because I'm worried I'll pee all over myself. Which is not good as I don't use the hole in the shower. Anyone else feels the same?

On a side note, I got the Venus Real Soft not long ago and started using it. Being so sensitive I love its softness and gentle stimulation, and last time I used it (thrusting hands free using it in the Hoppa pillow on my desk) I was able to last about 5-6 minutes. Not bad considering I experienced sessions in the 10s of seconds. Maybe it can help me to relax?

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>>13041656
I don't know how to get a girl to let me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041692
http://www.labdepotinc.com/Product_Details~id~851~pid~55643.aspx?gclid=CNWWsPD93MMCFYc8aQodJmMAGw

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>>13039982
Owner here. Sorry, I don't know, I got it from a nearby hardware store for €30, and there's nowhere any indication/name/brand.

>>13041551
There IS a small lock inside each clamp. Nothing you can't break/crack open if you like, but enough against casuals. I live with my parents, not that I really need that case since they mind their own business, but I'm paranoid about explaining the PuniDX should they find out, therefore the lock.

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>>13041703
I-is this legit, I didn't know you get shit like this over the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041113
whoa. dolls are past the point of normal for me but these are really fucking convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041748
I guarantee buying shit like that puts you on a list

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041748
>>13041703
yeah same here, i would think that youd have to have a license or something to get this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041771
I just look at them as a sexy hands-free mount. They're just as easy to store away.

[Anonymous No.]

OmochaJews has this vibrator-thingie for 25€ which doesn't seem too bad. Has anyone tried it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041656
Why don't you just fuck yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041690
>I believe I'm like you, fapping furiously to cum ASAP to avoid being found out since I was a kid, and now I'm a quick shooter.
If it's any consolation, I can last a really long time with my current soft and medium firm holes, but my first succubus 2D ripple I lasted like 10 seconds in. Somehow I got rid of it over time.

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>>13042125
Considering it's Omochadreams it's probably worth €5. If you want a vibe, might wanna get one locally or from NLS.

[Anonymous No.]

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39190?c2=12001219

Is it possible to experience any kind of sensation from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041676
Did you select "Forward" (aka bulk shipping service) and not "Online Shop" (proxy)? Then you now should buy the item yourself. Did you find 'JSS communicates with seller and receive your item.' in the FAQ, at the "Processing" status? It's just a badly written FAQ, don't worry, it mixes Forward and proxy statuses.

I made a forward order just yesterday, and the status is "Processing", which means JSS is waiting for the package. After placing the order on JSS you receive an email with all the shipping info and your unique ID number, which you'll need to include in your address so they can match your parcel to your account. Did you receive it? If so, then you can go on and place your order.
When your order ships and JSS receives it, the order status will change and you'll receive an email.

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>>13042180
Nice to hear. Wish me luck, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042225
Being so sensitive (>>13041690) I'd really love to give it a try.

I just can't fathom how in heaven or hell to clean such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

So I spent a half hour edging without using the Meiki Sister Virgin then used the hole for about 15 minutes to wrap the whole session up. Came way harder than normal. Ever since I finished (about an hour ago) I keep getting these shots that almost feel like adrenaline rushes and kind of like cumming (but dry).

I don't know what the fuck I did but I don't mind this. Didn't no fap or anything prior. It's just odd.

Just wanted to share.

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>>13042349
Thanks for the help. For fuck's sake, the addresses were going to my spam folder.

[Anonymous No.]

My japan_original order arrived two business days early!

[Anonymous No.]

Dors anybody have that how to handsfree a regular hole image?

I really want to try handsfree but I don't have the money to get a hip atm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043072
it's in the pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

Ah damn, I can't order from Daimaoh with my card, they decline it.

I'll have to use JSS's Online Shopping thing, won't I?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything I can do to make my onaholes not smell so weird?

They're a bit oily too, I always get this weird residue on my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043100
Yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043079
So it is.

You guys have really improved the pastebin since I last looked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043114
Use Corn starch or talc powder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043114
As>>13043154
says.

However some of mine just smell weird no matter what, my lolinco in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042180
Hey, can you tell me more about your Ripple? I'm looking at one, but after the Bumpy Road I'm really hesitant to try anything else in the Succubus line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043154
Does cornstarch really work? Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043072
Just put it between two pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
I actually did, on a park bench late at night in very dark night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043100
It might have been your bank blocking the transaction. You could try calling them to see if that was the case, but otherwise your only option is a proxy buyer.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I last longer in my onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043072
skip to 1:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5GoVciKZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043100
There's also the option to pay with Cash on Delivery, both Daimaoh (with a small fee) and JSS seem to support it. I've never used it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039902
I started doing this at one point for some reason, and it just stuck with me, I'm pretty sure ejaculating felt better when you kept contracting. Now I've kinda noticed I cum way quicker now, so I guess I gotta try to do something about that.
What are reverse kegels btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13039902
>>13043934
Damn, I do this as well. Now I am practically incapable of ejaculating unless I contract those muscles constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

any h-audio in english with sound effects?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been using my sister as my personal onahole lately.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get one of these masturbation holes when I live in a Catholic family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044398

Stop living with a Catholic family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044398
The mail works pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044398

Use your little sister as your masturbation hole.

[Anonymous No.]

So I got my first onahole and unfortunately it was one of those cheap, disposable ones, not even a Japanese one. It was a Zolo Cup Fire, ribbed insides and all that jazz. It was better than my non onahole sessions, but for some reason I didn't feel very sensitive at all, is this normal or is it because I got a cheap shitter hole? I'm cut if that matters.

Only reason I didn't order a good one online was since I wanted one asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044398
Amazon works well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044531

Probably a combination of both. First time users usually have death grip and buying a cheapo hole, while better than using your hand, is far from the best possible ejaculatory solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfRVCaA5o18

[Anonymous No.]

>waiting for your package

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043934
>What are reverse kegels btw?
Do some research, it feels like you are increasing out the flow of urine or pushing out a fart / shit (without actually pissing or shitting yourself). It's meant to work your pelvic floor in the other direction of kegels, allowing you to stay relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13044731
>package stuck in customs for 3 days now

[Anonymous No.]

My package was just updated with

>Arrived at Sort Facility CINCINNATI HUB - USA

in the DHL tracking page.

How long does it take to get to Seattle? Does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.]

I really like the idea of fapping at the same time as other /jp/sies.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13045113
pls don't bully ona/jp/sies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13045100
DHL delivery is usually 2-3 days so within 48 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13045100
In a day or two.

>>13045108
>edging with /jp/
That would be a sight behold

>>13045113
If you find dildos acceptable with girls and faggots, I don't think you have a right to judge us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042225
It's enough to keep me hard and warm. Very nice for staying horny while reading lengthy elit.
But I cannot seem to ever reach phallic climax from it. And it doesn't really feel like it adds anything during prostate play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041690
You sound like my little brother. He's always had trouble relaxing any muscle or thoughts as well. Which is sort of ironic since he's so damn good at massaging.
I'm not sure about the physical end, but for the mental end you could try theanine. It's found in most teas in small amounts, primarily green tea, but I prefer to take powder in my coffee. It's the only non-prescription thing that's worked to relax him in that way.
http://examine.com/supplements/Theanine/

Anyway. Yeah, control over the PC in both directions is amazing for sexual activity of any kind.

If you're worried you'll pee yourself then do what women who desire to squirt do. Simply piss beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>Notification for shipment event group "Clearance delay" for 13 Feb 15.
I just got this. Does this mean customs are going to be opening my package?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13045804
Thanks, I'll look into it.

>Simply piss beforehand.
I usually do, exactly for that reason. But the sensation is still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046020
Knowing it's safe makes it easier to relax. Stick a towel beneath you at first to get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13045927
don't worry it will only be lightly used

[Anonymous No.]

I usually fap every day (porn addiction) but for 10+ days now I haven't, and am suddenly disinterested in porn and fapping. My Mi-nyan and Girl in the Box is due to arrive this week though.

Anyone ever went through a period of low libido? I looked this up and apparently this is called "flatlining" and has to do with overstimulating your mind with porn for far too much, for far too long. I hope I didn't permanently damage myself.

To anyone reading: I think it's best to fap in moderation. Before it's too late. I think this is something quite serious, perhaps it should even be mentioned in the pastebin. I guess using holes hands-free + fantasy (like Rjob and his Miku) is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046097
His anus will be lightly used after they're through with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046163

I go through ups and downs in regards to masturbation. Sometimes I'll do it everyday, other times I'll go a month in between faps. I don't think it's anything serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046163
I used to fap every day too, but now I only do it every few days. Not because I force myself to, but because I don't feel like fapping all that often anymore.

Back then I was the same for me too, and the first few days were always the hardest. After the first few days it was suddenly easy for a few days before it again started to get hard not to think about lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046163
Try masturbating with zero external stimuli. Internal fantasy may be fine. But I prefer simple sensory deprivation (Audiovisual should be enough, but removing smells and eating nothing helps) for such cycles.
Relaxation and lack of stimulation is key though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046190
>>13046191
Yeah I was worrying a bit but I guess it'll pass. I've been masturbating for as long as I remember, and apparently my body is reacting really weird now that I haven't for over a week.
Right now is definitely the lowest point in my life so far regarding sex drift. It just feels so weird, so alien. thanks for your replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046201
I had been fapping with the h-audio stuff in the past bin ever since I discovered it. I listened to it so much that I actually didn't find H stuff as hot anymore without the audio stuff.
I think I just totally overloaded my brain. I guess I gotta get used to moderate, normal amounts of stimulation again. I guess I just want to say to others here: don't overdo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046206
I prefer H-audio for sleeping rather than masturbation. Even the over-excited screaming shit is somehow relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046202
>>13046206
Yeah, you can change your habits if you want to. Avoiding all kinds of porn like >>13046201 kind of suggested was the main point for me. Now I don't feel like fapping every time I see something lewd posted on 4chan either, which is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046212
Yeah I even tried studying listening to it. It's oddly comforting to have a female whispering into your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046218
It's just as comforting to have a male voice do it, to me. But then again I don't care about the sexual aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046163
I'm experiencing similar, even takinh those Maca, Catuaba, etc. supplements I only manage about 3 faps a week.

I assumed it was due to seasonal depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046243
I've found maca (1g 4:1 powder twice daily) to be extremely arousing, but to actually decrease my libido. As contradicting as that sounds.

Everything is more interesting and pleasing, including sexual activity. Hell, even breathing feels like something I would describe as sexually pleasing.
But my desire to both search for stimuli and physically stimulate myself is drastically reduced. Like I just don't care to, since I already feel so good or something like that.

I want to say it's most likely placebo since no test I can find gives similar results. Maybe it's an interaction with something else, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046243
I didn't even realize it was a thing until I researched about it. Here's something I found on it (~porn addiction/withdrawal symptoms, if you want):
"Not everyone has a flatline, and it doesn't always begin around the same time. Most have it happen after about a week, but others may have it much later. It can also vary wildly in terms of length, lasting between one and six weeks for young, healthy men. For older men, the period of flatlining could take months, even years."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046289
I'm taking tongkat ali, maca and horny goat weed. So far I didn't notice that much but I'll just take it until I'm out and probably won't buy again. The HGW might be the most effective at pretty large doses spread throughout the day.
The thing I'm trying now is theanine and melatonine before sleep. I already noticed theanine (1 or 2x 200mg) can induce a huge spike of libido, but it's not always as consistent. Together with melatonin I can wake up horny as fuck at times which is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046297
I fucking love melatonin. Quality sleep, especially sleep rhythm, is key for physical and mental health, which directly relates to sexual health.

I've been trying theanine recently too, but not for anything sexually related. It's glorious for mental clarity (Including dream lucidity) and combating the wired feeling from stimulants or hangovers from quite a lot of things. Studying is drastically easier on theanine and caffeine.
Zero difference in libido though.

But honestly, this is getting quite off topic for the fuckhole thread.
I don't think a supplement thread would survive long on /jp/. So is there anywhere else to go to actually discuss them, rather than simply research? I can only find direct drug boards, fitness GAINS, and well, reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

I love in a city maybe around 25min away from SF.
Will my package be coming today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046367
How the fuck should we know..?
We don't live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046163
This image brings feeling of nostalgia. Next time I go to the motherland to visit more sex toy stores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040672
>she keeps pushing me out and it's really annoying to reinsert

Just got my Lilinco last week and I haven't had this problem. I'm 6.5" and I do get some outward force from her but I can use it well with maybe 1 or 2 involuntary reinserts. I'm very forceful so maybe that has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

i need help

i purchased a 17evo onahole, because it looked flexible enough for my dick, but my dick is too big to even fit inside the interior vagina canal thing. i thought it would be one piece. i used the entire bottle of lube in vain. my dick just pushes the interior vagina away.

for the record, i was fucking thing INCORRECTLY for like 2 hours, trying desperately to feel some pleasure, before finally giving up and using my hand. afterwards, when cleaning it, is when i discovered it has this interior snake vagina thing.

is there anything i can do to fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046622

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046626
please, you gotta help me, i didn't know this would happen! i had no idea it would be a double vagina. can i perhaps fill the space between them with some kind of glue or whatever material it is made of? i'm so sad, i was waiting two weeks for this, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046622
It's a mixture or all things wrong. You used a lot of lube and inserted wrong. There might have been a defect. And finally ToysHeart's dual layers are shit in that they last a couple of weeks or so at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046635
Glueing the two pieces of rubber would be quite difficult and can damage the inner and exterior of Evo.I'm afraid you will look for something else, or something thats single layer next time to avoid this awkward ermm situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046637
>>13046645
ahhhh, it hurts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046652
It's your problem for not doing research fag.
Blame yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046635
Why didn't you get a tomax hole? You can't go wrong there, any lilith or venus model can fit a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw order Slut Announcer
>ending up fappin later
>sudden post-orgasm shame
>immediately cancel order
>rinse/repeat
I can't break the cycle...how do you guys even look at yourselves in the mirror after fucking rubber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
I don't own a mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046666
>>13046666
>13046666
QUADA = TRUTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
Every time I do it, I see a smiling face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046656
actually, i asked for recommendations 3 weeks ago and was all set on ordering a lilith. i really thought i ordered it, too, but after a week, i checked on ebay and saw i never completed the purchase. it was already sold off by then, so i panicked and wound up bying the first one within my price range that seemed flexible enough. i know i'm an idiot, i don't know why i thought everything would work out. thanks for helping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
If you feel ashamed for masturbating instead of fucking beautiful 3D women then you clearly don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046673
Can't you ask for a refund? If it broke before the first use, it's defective.

Anyway don't be discouraged, anon. Next time get a Tomax (Lilith or Venus, depending on your budget), they're single layers and shit like this won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I record myself trying out my just-arrived Lolinco? Would anyone even want to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046694
Guaranteed views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046685
is it really broke, though? i think it's just meant for someone else. i'm not very well off, but even so, i doubt i could return something i've actually fucked. i'll wait and retry tonight. i still have powdered jlube ordered, so it will be nice and should help me forget about this. thanks again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
I have no qualms about knowing my chances of ever getting laid or slim af.
Fantasy & toys are completely fine, as long as your happy who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046694
Stop being a homosexual exhibitionist, faggot boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Just made my first purchase. I ordered a Mouth of Truth, and was torn between also getting a Lolinco or a Virgin Age Admission. Ultimately ended up going with the Virgin Age. Hopefully I made the right choice. I never fapped with anything like this before so it's going to be an interesting experience.

[Anonymous No.]

My Alice AGM just arrived, and I have to say, it blows the venus real out of the water. The venus is still a good hole, but the suction, snug fit, material and texture offered by the AGM is superior. Is there any other good single layer holes I might be missing out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046797
Which one did you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046808
Alice Dayo AGM. The hip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046797
Makes waiting for the AGM to come back in stock feel a little better. I've been holding my JSS order for 2 weeks now. I hope it comes back in stock soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
I used to masturbate frequently in the same room as my younger cousin when I was like 9 after realizing it was a thing and would just kind of grind the floor until I came in my pants.

Also once in a parking lot in my car.

Not since I was young though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038839
During holidays on trips. In showers a lot (locked but you can hear other people nearby). Changing rooms. I remember restaurant toilets when I desperately looked for a moment alone.
I.. might be slightly deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046981
>In showers a lot (locked but you can hear other people nearby)
>Changing rooms

Sounds exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046972
>grind the floor
I hope you stopped doing that soon. It has bad long term effects on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13043798
>comments
Why do I always look.

[Anonymous No.]

About tsurupeta soft: it really doesn't feel soft at all compared to kunoichi normal, heck, even rina is more soft than tsuru. It's also tight as hell for me.

Anyway what's best amount of ubujiru lube for rina/tsuru to get the best sensation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046990
More: in the sea because of the constant boners with everyone nude nearby. When sleeping over with friends with 6 other people in the same room (I still wonder to this day if anyone noticed).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047003
Yeah I did after about age twelve.
Still enough to give me curvydick though.

Stuff like this wouldn't happen if sex ed classes taught you how to fucking masturbate properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047059
Fuck, can you really get a curved dick from the way you masturbate? My dick is really curved and I think it's because of the way I bent it with my hand all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
all i see is the face of happines and money well spent

[Anonymous No.]

GREAT, i thought: "hey lets order an onahole, it will go through customs like butter, right? right??" Its like 1 week in germany and the customs still didn't sent me a letter. MY DICK IS HARD ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I live in Canada and I ordered 3 bottles of Lovely Girl's Drool Is Sweet and when I received the package today the bottoms of all the bottles were cut open and they were empty. Last time I bought one bottle with my onahole and it went through customs just fine. Anybody had this happen before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047098
>Canada
>Cut open
>Empty
What the fuck is wrong with your country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047098
That's weird, did you use nls or jss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047110
NLS with RSAL. There was nothing else in the package.

[Anonymous No.]

>contact us at 18553809508
>regarding waybill #xxxxxxxxxx
Just got some weird message from DHL, what the fuck do they want? I don't want to talk to humans with my voice. Last package from them I received in December.

Once they sent me an email saying I owed them before they could deliver, so I paid. But this time, nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047121
Not enough specifics, dude. Try mailing them or contacting service on-line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047112
>RSAL
I wish I had that kind of patience. Whenever I order something from Japan, regardless of what it is, I always use EMS or DHL. I hate to think how much that has cost me over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047128
Currently waiting for a package of UnregSAL. No idea where it is. Should arrive about now. Can't be sure though. Could be tomorrow, could be next week, could be lost.
[nothing was ever lost so far though, SAL is secure as fuck unless you live in some pig fascist country with shit postal service]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047125
I got enough courage and just called, it was automated thank god. They wanted me to pay them money. Last time that happened they sent an email. The other day I got some invoice in the mail with a different dollar amount to what I just paid.

I'll pay any fees you fuckers just don't tell my parents pls don't call again pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047085
Lots of germanbros are having the same trouble with your customs. If you've read previous threads you'll know. It will eventually go through so keep your blue balled balls tucked in tight.

>>13047121
How did you manage to have this problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047162
I dindu nuffin

I sat around like a good little goy waiting for an email if anything and they fucking called me. I don't even know which order this pertains to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047150
You don't have a mobile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047164
I mean how can you owe DHL some money? Are they holding your onaholes hostages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047176
Import tax I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047180
And no, I don't have anything sitting with them, like I said I received my last order in Dec without problems.

I just don't want to get sent to a collections agency who will call my parents and ask them why I didn't pay the tax on my onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

http://en-nls.com/pict1-42223?c2=9999
Anyone tried this? Looks interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047212
LOL what the FUCK???

I have Nipple Fxxk but what you just posted doesn't make any sense to me. TO ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047252
What are under 18s doing buying sex toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047128
Just ordered 5 bottles by DHL, I used DHL for my previous order and it got through fine so hopefully I don't get fucked over again

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Cocolo so good? I easily last 30 minutes in my Lilith Uterus but barely last 5 minutes with the Cocolo. It's not even particularly stimulating or tight or bullying like the Lolinco. Too bad it's such a pain to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046701
Well, suffice to say the two layers are not meant to separate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047260
What does that have to do with anything? My normalfag friends are over 18 and say lol all the time because they aren't aware of chan culture.

Shitposting brings out your inner normalfag and reminds you of times dear to your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Does nls ship on saturdays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047336
Not in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13038746

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047463

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047463
Well, you're safe from foot AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

More stuff from japan_original is trickling in. Six out of ten items so far and all from local Amazon about an hour away. Ordered on the 1st.

My theory is that he's using some partnership with Amazon that allows him to ship items from Japan to their warehouses for next to nothing. Theory stops there however since I have no idea how he's bypassing whatever 3rd party fees and selling it at Amazon.co.jp price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047463

Yesh vely good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047162
yeah, german customs are assholes. thanks for cheerign me up bro, can't browse the internet that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047463
that kills the onahole ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the Hokan? It looks like the metal of a cheap pencil case, but it looks better than the bag. Plus, it looks stackable.

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone be interested in venus clone soft? It's still in shipping box, so brand new not unpacked. I'd be willing to ship only in europe tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047559
Why are you selling it? Just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047575
Don't want to blogspam but, here it is.

Some time ago I ordered venus real soft from japan. Mind you, not for the first time. And it got held up in customs for no reason, they started to ask questions and all my answers didn't satisfy them and seemed like an endless back and forth. So I just gave up, considering they didn't want to give it to me.
As such I ordered from omochadreams, because customs don't check shipments within europe.
But then a week later(thanks dhl turbo lightning shipping speed) I received both onas pretty much on the same day. So now, ever since then I'm stuck with both onas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047098
Did the package have yellow tape that says "opened by cbsa" or something similar?

They wouldn't open it without resealing it that way. So it might not have been them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047639
That sucks. Glad I don't have to deal with customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047694
Nope, but the box was really banged up when I got it. Maybe it wasn't customs but it just got damaged and somehow all 3 bottles just blew out at the bottom. The packing paper inside the box was damp but it didn't smell like the lube so I assumed it was something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047757
It wasn't customs. It could have been somewhere hot or the pressure in the plane that caused the containers to explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047786
Nice try customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047463
How does that feel?
Would you wear onasocks in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmCyulrusIY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047907
It feels like walking on bananas, it feels like you're in a womb, drowning. Not long after though, it starts to sweat and feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else feel they need a break after finishing?
I often finish quite quickly then feel unable to continue. I don't use onaholes but figured this might be the best place to ask how I can keep going after finishing once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13048131
Not every guy can be a stallion.
You are what you are.

[Anonymous No.]

02/13/2015 Pending
02/13/2015 Processing
02/13/2015 Canceled

T-thank you JSS. Emailed the guy to see what the hell's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13048131
Well yeah, it's called the refractory period.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody here ever get their package the day after it ships for USPS Priority Mail? I only live 2 hours away from the warehouse it ships from.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your personal favorite hole /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049017
my boyfriend's anus

[Anonymous No.]

Question:
Did japan_original sell Mouth of Truth? Who is the best vendor for that model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049160
http://www.ebay.com/itm/161582404258

Still has some in stock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049164
I'm probably gonna feel dumb for asking this, but how did you manage to locate this item when (s)he's away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049177
I am japan_original.

It was in my buy history

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049017
Lilith Uterus Soft

[Anonymous No.]

What amount of lube do you use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049386
a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049386
No more than a drop the size of a fingertip in most cases.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone had problems with customs or having to pay import tax from NLS to Australia.
I just ordered my first holes and now I'm reading all this stuff about customs and it's got me worried.
I've never had any problems ordering stuff from overseas before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049682
All I know is you don't have to pay import taxes if you don't exceed a set amount which is $200 for the US. So don't and order in batches if you plan to buy a bunch of them

[Anonymous No.]

My order was only worth $100 AUD.

[Anonymous No.]

What regular sized, not dirt cheap onahole should I buy?

Sorry for the stupid question that you're not supposed to ask. I have four onaholes and I'm going to need more lube soon and might as well get one since >shipping rape
Forget preferences, I want to hear what you want/think is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049775
Read the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046662
Why would you feel shame from feeling pleasure? That's illogical. You should feel satisfaction, or drive for more pleasure in the lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049803
Those recommendations are mostly bad and I have most of the recommended ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049904
If you prefer lower stimulation, I can vouch for the Venus real in soft and the Alice dayoh AGM. The latter is a hip though, but it's good enough that barring exception circumstances, you shouldn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049164

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049912
Pastebin saying Magic Eyes is the connoisseur's choice. Is that true? Last time I was here, the pastebin was saying NPG is second best then Magic Eyes.
I plan to get Venus Real in soft but it's going to be a bitch with shipping to Canada and then ordering lube and another hole from NLS, so I was wondering which brand I should choose from there.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got holes to Europe by SAL packet from JSS. 22.02 was bring to post office 11.03 I get it from postman. Nothing is damaged, no vat taxes and no customs stamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049922
I wouldn't know about those. Magic Eyes deal with dual layer holes and the durability of those aren't as great as the single layered ones. The designs and textures never really appealed to me either. Someone else is going to help you with those.

As for you country issue, it is possible to alleviate that by using JSS and buying the lube and hole from amazon and the venus from daimaoh and ship them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049950
>daimaoh and ship them together.
Hos could I ship together if I buy from Amazon and Daimaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049980
>>13049950
Also how do I search on these sites? I tried searching とまくす but it doesn't give results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049980
Japan shopping service is a proxy service which will let you combine your orders. It's especially necessary because most retailers don't ship out of Japan. Read the pastebin for more info.

>http://daimaoh.co.jp/
For other products you need to first figure out either the maker's brand or product name. NLS has a Japan only version so use the translated version and try to navigate to the corresponding page in Japanese. It's a bit tricky but you'll get the hang of it. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049999
But I won't be able to find a Tomax hole because nls doesn't carry them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049999
Wouldn't I have to pay for them to ship to JSS and then ship again to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13050006
Tomax is from that daimaoh link, of which said tomax holes are on the front page under the bestsellers, no need to search

>>13050010
Yes, however shipping tends to be a flat 500 yen (or free with amazon jp) affair within Japan and the shipping prices, including commission, are relatively reasonable. It's not 100% ideal but the most best holes are Japan/USA only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13040672
I got Rina today... she's definitely my favorite out of the 3.

Fits nicely, more gentle stimulation, more suction and the softest while not being overly tight. She's also a lot nicer to hold and clean.

For $15 shipped, this was a steal. The pastebin review was very accurate, thanks to whoever wrote it.

Roa: 3.5/5
Lolinco: 3/5
Rina: 4/5
Mouth of Truth: 3.8/5

How does Cocolo compare to the Kupa sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish most holes weren't fucking 6 inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13050026
Thanks a lot. Well now I know that I'd rather pay the extra money than wait weeks for it to arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

I was in Tokyo on a stopover. I went to one of those sex shops with onaholes. I was really surprised by the selection. There were definitely over hundreds of very similar toys, even if you only count the smaller ones (not hips). Are they really different?

[Anonymous No.]

Does PuniDX have a plug for the hole while in use? How recommended is this hip?

[Anonymous No.]

This both scared the shit out of me and made me laugh. Review for Seventeen Evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

mum just found me onahole lads

WHOOPS

[Anonymous No.]

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40506?c2=12001125
http://en-nls.com/pict1-22912?c2=12001111
Cocolo
or Puni DX?

Not sure how to choose hips but I was looking for one under $100

[Anonymous No.]

>>13050393
It is simply a stress relief tool used in the physical emulation of copulatory interaction to induce pleasureful stimulation upon the phallus and conveniently contain the ejaculate produced from such activities before cleaning.
What could possibly be embarrassing or troublesome about that?

[Anonymous No.]

Just made a large purchase, patiently waiting on delivery. Currently own Cocolo, Puni Ana DX, Lolinco, Roa, Guchamon, Misaki (Tamatoys/Railgun), and a Tenga Fliphole.
Ordered: The Mouth of Truth,
Vacuum Warning -Seducing Witch-,
R20 Puni,
Onaho Fairy,
Lilith Uterus Soft,
Loli Kupa,
Onatsuyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13049937
Where did you park your DeLorean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13050781
do review the loli kupa for us. one anon said the texture and material wasn't that great, and it got too sticky even after a few uses and threw it out.
but i would like to hear another anon's opinion.

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>>13049922
Magic Eyes Hot Gimmick is the best onahole for edging. THE BEST. I can last for over an hour in it, probably longer if I wanted to, and it has teached me to hold back cumming.

That's right, I can command my dick to not cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13050799
Loli kupa should arrive early next week, I'll write a review by next Friday.

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>>13050782
I'm sure he meant : instead of a period.

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>>13049985
Tomax holes are only available on queencatadulttoys.com as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>"im a gril guys ;) ;P" still able to infiltrate
Wait what the fuck did I miss. Who fucked up.

This is /jp/ this should not be happening.

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>>13050543
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

hey thread,
I was considering to get myself a second onaho, but I'm poor. There's a line of pretty budget onaholes produced by a company named NMC (Anime-X) which is available here in germany without problems.

But I can hardly find any information on the different models other than the standard bullcrap that won't really bring me far in deciding which one to get.

Anyone know the differences / characteristics of that lineup? thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>/g/ stuff received from mail is DOA
>/lit/ stuff has trouble in shipping
>/p/ stuff is taking so long
>/ona/ stuff arrived 7 days earlier
Yus!

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>>13051839
Time to fap

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>>13051847
Here's my collection. The rightmost one is spent and insides torn because of my furious strokes.

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>>13051857
Is that a multi-layer one or did you really tear the insides of a single-layer onaho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13051873
It's one layered. I had it for 4 months but I do tend to fap furiously from time to time even leaving my dick sore for couple of days. It's also Corean so durability is so-so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13051208
I'd say try it. In my experience every onahole I tried, even the cheap ones, is almost always better than my hand and semen demon's 3D pussy.

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>>13051883
Hm. Fair enough, I guess. four months don't seem too bad for a single layer that's probably not really 'high quality'
tbh, my first (and up until now only) onaho, a cheap japan import, is also showing some signs of usage. It's only a month old, but it did significantly widen and also start expanding on the lower side a bit (might be due to my grip).

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>>13051902
on it. I just ordered one at random half an hour ago (after I finally figured out a way to not have it sent to my place and not have to pick it up with some strange DHL card that you need an account and shit for.

It looks interesting from the outside, espicially compared to the other cheap, really simple, ribbed one I currently use, we'll see how it turns out

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>>13051916
post pics or links

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>>13051906
Even that 5 yen Boku Ona is way better than fleshlights. I don't really get people hesitating to buy one over the alternatives.

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>>13041113
What did you put on the.dolls to make it look "skin" color

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>>13052047
I believe it's like a pillow case made for the dolls

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>>13051993
The one I just ordered is apparently not really available outside europe (which is quite confusing, but then again, I can't find a lot of info on it either way. Since I have no idea where my current one is from, I'll have to take a picture of that. give me a minuite

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>>13051993
The other one. i picked it up at a store in the next town, they didn't exactly have any info on it either. No 'manual' or anything, no romaji that I might be able to read. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Got my Tax return, and will be ordering this as soon as the seller replies to me. Cant fucking wait, should be a few hours to a day. Cost $1850.00 American.
Whats /jp/s stance on full on dolls?
I feel like masturbators are socially acceptable for the most part, but not dolls.

Why go with a synthetic woman? Cause Fuck organic women, all they want to do is empty your pockets, and ruin your life. All you guys sweating about being a Virgin, you really arent missing out man. Yeah pussy is good, but its more trouble than its worth.

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>>13052141
damn that's some puffy vulva!

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>>13052275
yeah, but it looked like it' be quite different from the onaho I currently have, so I just went ahead and ordered. Can't really complain at slightly below €20 including shipping

>>13052274
Actually, we're sort of missing out on the experience of actual sex with a girl that does shit herself. Been there, done that, was good. It just usually ends in drama, but it's nice while it lasts.
I guess onahos are also a more complicated matter. yeah, they're socially acceptable.. ON /JP/. Honestly, I don't really mind what you fap to or fuck with, to each their own. I'd personally not want to spend more than maybe 30 bucks on something like that, but I'm a cheap bastard anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

does people here have experience with fleshlights? (not going to buy one just curious) How is it compared to onaholes? The guide just mentioned bad dragon masturbators.

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>>13052340
Fleshlights and bad dragon are two entirely different things. I have experience with neither, since I'm a poorfag, but don't throw those together. bad dragon makes anthro-sextoys for /sfur/ and /gfur/ fags, fleshlights are practically the western kind of onaholes. Usually quite a bit bigger, harder to hide and harder to clean.

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>>13052274
I really don't care about sex either way, I can do it myself just as good as a girl can.
I'd want to have someone for personal validation, someone I can please to make myself feel better.
Not with presents, but mostly sexually.

>>13052340
No experience with them myself, but from the feedback here they're like hersheys chocolate. Shitty products that are popular because they're cheap and marketed.

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>>13052368
i didn't thowed it together, just mentionet the bad dragons were mentionet, nothing more. sorry for confussion.
>>13052369
>cheap
they're like tripple the prise of an onahole.

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>>13052323
>we're sort of missing out on the experience of actual sex with a girl that does shit herself.

In my experience, the only thing a girl does herself is suck dick. Which is amazing. But they all hate doing it. ALL OF THEM. And once they have their claws sunk into you, bye bye regular sex, and most importantly, bye bye blowjobs. As far as sex goes, the two girls ive had sex with, pretty much just lay their and let it happen to them in the fucking off chance that theyre "in the mood". Atleast dolls are ready 24/7 for when YOU'RE in the mood.

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>>13052383
I meant cheaply made, not to buy.

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>>13052340
Fleshlight is to onaholes as McDonald's is to In-N-Out. Both are hamburger joints but there is a vast difference in the quality of their products.

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>>13052389
This may be the best and most accurate comparison I've ever read anywhere

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>>13052389
>>13052416

Dude. I have a friend who felt like eating In-N-out burger one day, so he drove 4 hours to Dallas. JUST TO EAT A FUCKING BURGER. So naturally I'm thinking, its gotta be the Be all End all of burgers. About a year later work sends me to Dallas. First thing I do is eat In-N-Out burger. It wasnt bad, but Id be alright if I never ate there again. So over hyped, and So over rated.

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>>13052383
well, they do have one thing in common though: For what they deliver, they're massively overpriced. Fleshlights just aren't worth the money and you can get equally good or better onaholes for less. Bad Dragon on the other hand, at least as far as penetratable masturbators go, isn't exactly too special. here's no added bonus to the channel or anything that'd justify the price and they're just massively fanservicing furries and bronies. You could get two or even three dual layer onahos for the price of one of those things

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>>13052419
fuck off faggot
in n out is the fucking best

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>>13052458
>Whataburger is the best
Ftfy

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>>13052458
Its good. But I'm an adult, and when I pay money for a burger, I expect it to be an adult sized burger, not a kids meal sized burger. Also go to every mom and pop burger joint from where ever the hell you are to Kepler 186f, and youll get the In-N-Out burger taster.

[Anonymous No.]

Could I peg myself with a USB Onahole warmer or would I burn the inside of my butt

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>>13052566
warmers are usually only slightly over body temperature

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any holes that have some sort of appendage that you can suck on? I'll be ordering a tongue soon.

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>>13052566
It wouldn't feel all that good. It's cheap hard plastic with no texture.

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>>13052662
If you leave an onahole warmer in your ass, will you die?

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>>13050781
Between Cocolo and Puni DX, which do you prefer?

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>>13052388
>I meant cheaply made
Then your analogy was stupid. No one buys Hersheys BECAUSE it's cheap quality, they buy it because it's well marketed and cheaply priced.

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>>13052757
Pastebin says that you should never leave your warmer unattended ever, around onaholes or anything, so I'm guessing you shouldn't do that either.

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>>13052767
Not him but I also own both and prefer the Cocolo over Puni DX, no contest. Cocolo is several years newer than Puni, so no big surprise. Puni is only superior for ease of care and for those with a very long dong.

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>>13052795
What exactly about it is better? Is there anywhere I can read anons review? I have no idea why, but I can't fucking find these threads in the archive and the link to the last thread in this OP doesn't work either. It's really irritating.

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>>13052793
Sounds like it would be extremely painful.

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>>13052814
For you

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>>13052835
>>13052814
>>13052793
>>13052757
>>13052662
>>13052566
why

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>>13052793
>unattended
I don't think you can forget having a warmer up your ass.

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>>13053100

Managed to fall asleep with a cucumber all the way in my butt before. Woke up thinking I needed to take a massive shit but ended up fishing it out of the toilet.

But with that said aren't the warmers just a thin plastic tube? Wouldn't ass muscles break it and cause a large amount of internal bleeding?

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>>13053343
You're a big guy.

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>>13051857
is the 2nd from the right a lolinco?

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>>13053523
rina

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>>13053343
I've always been scared to start doing that anal shit. I mean, I've tried masturbating while fucking myself with some sort of object, but I didn't seem to get a lot of pleasure from.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, loli is illegal where I live, but since NLS can be asked to remove artwork, does that mean the box will simply be sent in a brown shitty box and no loli imagery will be present?

I am thinking of getting a lolihole after using the Mouth of truth which has worked well, but I am scared of being thrown in jail and having my boypussy used as an onahole.

Also, for those who have bought loliholes which one would be a good pick? I am looking at the Virgin age admission, but I am clueless as to what would be best.

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>>13053639
How big are you?

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>>13053647

I haven't measured in ages, so if average sized is enough to give you an idea then I hope that is enough.
Probably slightly below the average of whatever the average is in Scandi.

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>>13053671
What the fuck. You didn't give me a number.

Okay so ill assume you're about 6". Get either lolinco, virgin age admission, rina or shimetan. Personally, not to sound like a faggot but, if I was as small as you, I'd go for Shimetan, and then Virgin Age Admission. Shit has a good rep.

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>>13053569

I've been doing it since I was like 12 years old. I don't know how I got the idea but one day I just grabbed some kind of light-sabreish plastic toy and stuck it up my bum and I've putting things in there regularly ever since.

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>>13053710

Thank you that works out fine. And if I recall correctly I think I am smaller than 6".
But I will follow your advice.

Do you know anything about my other question? In regards to NLS removing all traces of loli imagery?

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>>13053764
ayy i used to use a toy lightsaber when i was like 12 as well.
It all started out with me watching anal porn and I was like "Hey, I have an asshole as well!"

Now I own like 4 dildos and a buttplug.
:)

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone here have the post of the guy who ranked like 20 onaholes from f rank to s rank?

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>>13053784
>I think I am smaller than 6".
Even better since those toys are like 6" or a little less.

>>13053764
Do you just stick things in there then masturbate or do ou actually stroke it? Does just putting things up there do the trick?

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>>13053811
Any one have any experience with the revo vs an aneros?

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>>13053784
They will remove any packaging you ask them to when you make your order.

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>>13053821

Thanks a lot anon.

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>>13053828
You're welcome.

Now, can someone recommend ME a good hole? If someone had that picture >>13053810 Asked for, my problem would probably be solved.

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>>13053811

Depends on what I feel like doing. Sometimes I'll just put something up there, like a plug that'll press on my prostate, and leave it in there for a while to just keep me stimulated and/or fap traditionally, sometimes I'll fuck myself with one hand and fap with the other, sometimes I mount a dong somewhere and pound that while fapping with both hands, and then sometimes I'll fuck myself with both hands and have a hands-free onahole set up. Shit can get crazy sometimes. Once I had both a dildo and an onahole mounted for hands-free and I ended up in the middle of a sandwich of hyper wank devices. Pretty sure I actually passed out when I came, I can't quite remember.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think of Girl In the Box Loliho? Feel like adding it to my order with the Lilith Uterus. I should go for soft right? For Lilith I mean

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>>13053831
Yeah, I saw it in a few threads back

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>>13053840
I once let an aneros do its thing for an hour, then rubbed one out. I just started shaking super bad. I dont even know if the orgasm was much better, but I could not stop shaking. I just kinda curled up and fell asleep.

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>>13053860

I need to buy an aneros so I at least have a proper toy instead of having to find groceries to buy to mask up the fact I'm buying 3 different sizes of cucumber and nothing else. But holy shit they are expensive.

You should go use it now and give us running commentary so I can decide if it's worth the money.

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>>13053882
Roommates are around now. Ask in the new thread when it gets made. Not worth typing a bunch of stuff up for it to get washed off the page in an hour.

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>>13053840
Can you explain what a prostate does? I remember hearing a pornstar say that if she was a guy first thing she'd do is fuck herself just to see how being fucked with A prostate would feel like.

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>>13053952

Ok you're either 8 years old or female, in either case the fuck are you doing in this thread? Anyway, it's like a girl's g-spot except in our butt. It makes our semen (the stuff sperm are delivered in - they aren't the same thing).

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>>13053963
>. It makes our semen
Are you fucking serious? I'm a 20 year old bio major and haven't heard that yet, believe it or not. Well thanks for clearing it up. How do I get over the pain of putting shit up there?

[Anonymous No.]

So I bought a microfiber on Amazon called magic fiber or some shit. It seemed like a good deal, but when I went and wiped my onahole with one of the black cloths black powder or whatever suddenly coated her beautiful lips. Now it looks like caught some STD or some shit.
Has this happened to anyone here?
Will post pics when I get home

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>>13053977
Did you wash the towel before using it?

You could run them through the laundry once to remove stray fibers. Or just use paper towels like I do.

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>>13053977

Ahahahahahahaha

Go and ask a dollfag about dark coloured fabrics on silicone materials. If you can't wash it off with some soap and warm water and you really care about the hole, you can buy a cream that'll fix it. But unless your hole is super special, it'll be cheaper to buy a new one.

>>13053973

The butthole can be trained to accept gigantic phalli over time. Start small and work up. Also pounding the prostate directly feels really fucking good so your body ignores the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

I understand plastic masturbators but sticking things up your ass? Too degenerate for me

[Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF No.]

>>13051153
some girl came in here asking for onahole for bf, then started relationship blogging for half a thread.

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>>13054012
Man I've been saying the same thing. Im slowly getting over it but I just don't wamt to be "one of those guys" but >>13053993 Seems to be converting me.

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>>13053844
I've seen some pretty mediocre to negative posts about it lately but it's always been one of my favorite holes. Back in the day it was also highly recommended around here too. Not sure how it'd compare to a tomax hole though. It's still probably one of the better constructed dual layer holes around, mine lasted around 6-9 months before the inner layer started breaking up.

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>>13053973
Well, thats because its wrong. It makes some of the support structure to the semen, but not nearly all of it, and semen is the whole mix, sperm and all. If you are fucking bio major, you should look this shit up rather then asking people on 4chan. Holy shit I fear for the future.

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>>13053993
If there is any pain at all, you are doing it wrong. Its an extremely sensitive and delicate area of the body, and you could seriously hurt yourself if you are not careful. You should never "ignore the pain" its your bodies only defense against you being stupid. If it hurts, stop. Period.

[Anonymous No.]

>only 4 more days until japan_original opens his store again
This dosh isn't going to spend itself.

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>>13054104
I actually did look it up but after I made that post. I also knew about semen being the entire structure but didn't think it was worth making a post about. Don't fear; I'm actually quite competent. Just a little naive.

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>>13054132
>4 more days until the Amazon onahole delivery truck gets held up by a rogue onahole smuggler

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>>13054111
>>13053993
One more question: does doing this shit help strengthen that area as for to prevent stuff like a weak rectum tearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054152
>Implying there's a truck just for onahole delivery
Oh, God, I want to live in your world.

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>>13052799
No one wamts to answer this?

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>>13054154
No. You cant build up a callus in your ass, as far as I know. You can cause tons of issues though. The ass is not a sex organ. Period. If you want to use it as one, you need to be safe, careful, and well educated. Dont ever let your penis think for you. Period.

Here are some hints for discomfort though.

Burning: almost always lube related, either you are allergic to an ingredient, you are sensitive to one, or you are not using enough lube. Your ass is tons more sensitive then your penis, and
you can react badly to common lubes. Not enough lube will also result in a burning.

Mild, instant discomfort around anus means its too big. Go smaller. Even a finger can cause this.

Pressure followed but a "relaxed pain" too big, too fast. If this happens, anal fissures, tearing or hemorrhoids can follow. You need to relax, go slow.

Sudden sharp pain. A feeling of something wrong. Instant loss of arousal. Anything more then a trace of blood. Any of those things means you need to go to the doctor, and now. Forget about how embarrassing it is, you may have just fucked something up bad, and your life is at risk. The anal tissue is about as strong as a ziplock bag. It holds itself together pretty well, but its not super hard to punch something though it with some effort. Your anal canal does not have a ton of nerves, so this would hurt less then you would expect.


Dont let your penis think for you. Sit down, with a glass of tea, and do a ton of research before you attempt anything.

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>>13054200

Forgot one thats pretty common.
A feeling like someone is rubbing inside of you, but not a good feeling is likely again lube related, but its too late. Tissue is likely irritated, and you need to take a few days off. Failing to let your body heal can lead to infection.

Make sure your toys, which should be professional toys, not makeshift, are clean. You can disrupt the flora in the rectum with this kind of play, you want to avoid this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13052799
>>13054195
The cocolo is dual layered, softer, and has overall better texture. It's great for pleasure, but not for convenience.
The puni is open-ended, and tunnels are pretty straight which allows for much easier cleaning. The shape of the hip also allows for easier use with different positions, whereas the cocolo can really only be used in one position.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone going to make a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054200
>The ass is not a sex organ
Okay fuck it. You just convinced me not to get into it. Thanks. I really didnt want to go down that road, although I'm sure I will have to try that prostate thing at least once. I'm certain I would know how to take care of myself since I know well how sensitive that area is, and a lot of it is actually instinct and common sense. My question about stregthening was not like callus, but I thought it would be more like "exercise" like fiber is for your bowels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054239
Your kegals get a lot stronger if you use a manual prostate toy like an aneros, but men dont really need strong kegals. You dont gain anything from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054221
That position part is driving me nuts. I would really want something that looks good as doggy, as strange as it is. The fact that it's open ended is also really annoying. I wish it had a plug so it could add suction. If the Cocolo feels better then I guess I would just get that.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread:
>>13054248

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054246
>You dont gain anything from it.
Aside from the ability to shoot your load across the room, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054239

A proper prostate stimulator like an aneros or similar is extremely unlikely to do you any harm as it is specifically designed to go in your butt. I am >>13053993 and I admit I've been extremely lucky in that I didn't do myself any serious injury when I was a horny teenager buttfucking myself with whatever I could find. Luckily I've grown up a bit now and have safe masturbatory practices. Anything besides proper butt toys really should not go in your butt otherwise you may become the next Mr. Hands or 1guy1jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054267
One day. One day I swear. I will cum so hard it will burst through my onahole.

That actually happened with my Rina but not because of strong shooting power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054291
>Mr. Hands or 1guy1jar
Please don't remind me. Did jarguy die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054316

According to the internet he survived. His name is Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054340
Wow. Unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13051847
How is the akd anal and shota holes? Been thinking of picking them both up myself actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046694
Do it and post it here, we can add it to the pastebin if it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13046367
I also live in a city nearby SF. Maybe we can meet up and try out each other's onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13047062
I have a curved penis too. I sleep on my stomach a lot and I've read that it can cause your penis to bend because it doesn't have any room to move when you get night erections.