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It's summer, /jp/!

Have you been doing any Otaku culture related activities so far in this summer?

It's getting pretty hot.. If I didn't had social anxiety I would like to go to the beach one day.

>> No.12244104

I'm eating アイス

>> No.12244106
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>> No.12244114

>>12244106
Dude......

>> No.12244120

I hate you and also the rest of neo-/jp/.

>> No.12244123

>>12244120
Stop being such a sensitive baby, okay?

>> No.12244130

>>12244123
don't bully him!

>> No.12244153
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>>12244106

>> No.12244153,1 [INTERNAL] 

There was a dust storm last night with lightning and a bit of rain. Right before it turned dark the cicadas started calling, and it was actually very pretty. The whole night was humid and smelled of rain.

>> No.12244163

>>12244153
That's really hot

>> No.12244168

>>12244153
Can you please stop this.

It was a nice picture, why do you feel it's alright to do something like this to it.

>> No.12244169

>>12244168
Why do you sound so nice?

>> No.12244172

>>12244106

Isn't it sparky who does this?

>> No.12244173

>>12244168
Neither of your questions ended in question marks.

>> No.12244174

>>12244172
I can assure, it is not.

>> No.12244175

>>12244174

Sure thing, sparks.

>> No.12244176

>>12244173
They weren't questions.

I was demanding that he stopped doing that.

>> No.12244178

>>12244176
The moustaches or the public hair, because they're not the same people.

>> No.12244180

>>12244176
They were questions.

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>>12244180
Is that right?

>> No.12244192

>>12244178
Both.

Kuroyukhime does not have a beard nor pubic hair.

>>12244180

They most certainly were not, I typed those sentences myself so I should know.

>> No.12244194

>>12244192
She definitely has a big bush.

>> No.12244195

>>12244192
Then how do you explain the above pictures?

>> No.12244200

>>12244195
They were manipulated.

Someone with vile intentions altered the original image.

>> No.12244201

>>12244192
>Kuroyukhime does not have a beard nor pubic hair.
She does. I should know since I took the picture.

Nice comma splice.

>> No.12244202

>>12244200

Not true, the one where she has a beard and a bush is the original. Someone photoshopped them out for the OP image.

>> No.12244204

>>12244200
Hmmm...

>> No.12244206

Any pics of her hairy anus

>> No.12244207

>>12244201
>>12244202
This is completely incorrect.

Someone stole the original picture and altered it after.

I know this for a fact because I have the original image.

>> No.12244209

Seems like summer is the time to grow a sizable beard and bush after all.

>> No.12244211

Diving deeply into kuroyukihime's healthy beard and bush. Just like god intended.

>> No.12244212

>>12244209
Wouldn't it be the other way around? With the weather getting hotter the less hair you have on your body the better, no?

>> No.12244213

>>12244212
You want to show them off in the summer though

>> No.12244215

>>12244212
Nah, the beards protect you from the sun.

>> No.12244224

>>12244215
What about the excessive pubic hair? With hot weather it should get really uncomfortable, not to mention smelly there.

>> No.12244237

>>12244224
Sexier that way.

Also protect that spot from the sun, making beautiful tan lines when you shave.

>> No.12244238

>>12244207
You need to turn around, and walk away.

>> No.12244242

>>12244238
What if I don't?

>> No.12244252
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summer!

>> No.12244253

>>12244252
I can sip some moe to that yo

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>>12244252
Japanese cat posing sexy.

>> No.12244260

I have been drinking lemonade pretty much every single day. Summer is here and I am happy.

>> No.12244267

I spend most of my time on anime princess island ^^

api.kittysquadron.com

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>>12244260
helo konfriend oyu are my favorite tripcode i have ever seen please post lots thanks

>> No.12244270

>>12244269
It's gigs

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>>12244260
i like lemonade dude

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>>12244270
okay well hes my kofriend now

>> No.12244275

>>12244274
well you have shitty friends

>> No.12244280

>>12244275
please stop being a meanie that isnt nice and it isnt nice to yourself cause youre mean to yourself to

>> No.12244285
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>>12244272
This seems like a nice idea.

I will go make some lemonade right now!

>> No.12244287

too many bullies and bullied in this thread

gotta kill them all

>> No.12244308

I'm busy being a freeter this summer

I gotta earn enough money to last me the rest of the year

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Drinking Slurpees, eating grilled stuff, eating flan, and riding

Going to Payson in a week or two to go swimming and stargazing hope I don't get murdered alive and wake up dead in my tent

>> No.12244317

>>12244312
Did anyone ever sucked it?

>> No.12244320

>>12244312
The lord of autism has returned.

>> No.12244329

>>12244320

That guy has a personal vendetta against people with social problems, I don't think 'lord of autism' is the right title

>> No.12244333

>>12244329
Find me a single poster with a higher Autism Index than than the dickspammer/motorbikefag/asukaspammer/50 million other things.

>> No.12244334

>>12244333
KoG?

>> No.12244335
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>>12244333

I'm Asuka spammer, please don't associate me with that guy.

>> No.12244336

It's winter here.

>> No.12244339

>>12244317
No

oh well

>> No.12244340

>>12244335
I'm glad you stop spamming, dipshit.

Your gig was getting redundant as HELL.

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>>12244335
why did you stop asukaspamming? please respond

>> No.12244342

This is kind of a bad thread.

>> No.12244343

>>12244341

I got bored. The janitor I really hated died too, so it was a good time to quit.

>> No.12244344

>>12244342
thats cuz your here gigs

>> No.12244345

>>12244342
You're not helping to improve it schmucko.

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>>12244343
you're an inspiration to us all

>> No.12244350

>>12244347
Stop pandering that troglodyte, you moron.

That spamming shit was boring as fuck, every day the same fucking pictures with the same boring lines, CHRIST.

I'm glad that idiot burned himself out because I personally couldn't take any more of that repetitive bullshit.

>> No.12244352

>>12244345
Whats your favorite summer drink? I like lemonade but they either water it down too much or make it too sour and tangy.

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>>12244347

Maybe one day that mod who babysat a few Evangelion threads will come around and allow them again.

>> No.12244356

>>12244352
A loli's urine.

>> No.12244357

>>12244350
Stop being jealous dude

>> No.12244358

I am glad this thread is moving towards discussion of various beverages when we must face the brutal heat of the summer.

>> No.12244359

>>12244350
They were good threads. /jp/ needs more screencaps.

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>>12244350

Im high

>> No.12244362

>>12244352
>>12244358

I made some lemonade a few minutes ago.

It was pretty good.

I'm still drinking it.

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>>12244356

>> No.12244362,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244333
I'm not that Asuka Spammer guy.

Let's see. I've been called dickspammer, motorbike anon, cousin anon, mugicha anon, molestor/rapist anon, and Teto anon by some people here.

I guess I make a lot of rambling posts about other things though

>> No.12244366

But let us skip the drama, I recently watched Howls Moving Castle and I am curious about your favorite Miyazaki film.

>> No.12244367

Why are you ban evading with a trip anyway gigs? That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen you do.

>> No.12244369

>>12244365
This looks like a good read.

>> No.12244371

>>12244335
Yeah fucking right guy, molestor dickspamming piece of shit.

>> No.12244372

>>12244362
I always thought it was weird how citrus ripens in winter, yet lemonade is associated with summer. Was it always like this or was it something that came with global shipping/greenhouses, allowing somewhat ripe lemons to be sold in the US during summer?

>> No.12244374

>>12244366
pls talk about k-0n than yklu

>> No.12244376

>>12244366

Isn't Miyazaki 'anime for normals'? Looks like it worked pretty well though, he's rich.

>> No.12244378

>>12244372
SHUT THE FUCK UP god damn

>> No.12244379

The bakery near me sells like a 20oz
glass of lemonade for $2 and it's actually good.

>> No.12244380

>>12244376
He's old though.

He won't live long enough to spend all his fortune.

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>>12244371
We're different people, really. Don't associate me up with some guy who spams anime screencaps. I hate that kind of thing. It's literally the reason why I started spamming other stuff in the first place.

>> No.12244383

>>12244376
He is one of the best film makers of all time....

>> No.12244387

>>12244382
Not for a second will I believe this.

>> No.12244388

>>12244382
>literally

>> No.12244389

Lets cut to the chase: has anyone actually done that watermelon thing on a beach that they do in Japan?

>> No.12244391

>>12244383

Visually they're shit, plot-wise they have no plot and are based on intrapersonal drama. Hence anime for normals.

I don't know why you're pretending to be ignorant lately !bar

>> No.12244393

>>12244389
I haven't gone to the beach in 10 years.

>> No.12244394

>>12244391
The PTSD from murdering innocent children in Afghanistan is starting to really get to him.

>> No.12244395

>>12244383
Tell me why.

>> No.12244396

Seems sand would get into the watermelon and that is unhealthy... why waste a god watermelon.

>> No.12244397

>>12244391

Also they all tout the benefits of sociality and treat introversion like an illness.

>> No.12244400

>>12244396
Go away shitposter.

>> No.12244401

>>12244347

I refuse to believe Asuka would eat a watermelon this way. She is much more intelligent and would use the correct methods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

>> No.12244404

>>12244395
Totoro...

>> No.12244405

>>12244404
Why is Totoro good?

>> No.12244406

This is a thread about enjoying the summer. What was your favorite summer vacation either growing up or a vacation during work.

>> No.12244408

>>12244406
Which isn't an on-topic post, fuck off shitposting piece of shit

>> No.12244409

>>12244406

You said it was about watermelon. Tell me, why are you trying to jerk people around?

>> No.12244410

>>12244406
Hey dude, you're out-staging me in this thread.

And I won't have that.

One more post out of you and I'm deleting this entire thing.

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OH SHIT!

>> No.12244415

>>12244412
Holy shit.

>> No.12244416

>>12244412

Why does it say 'chfoerbacon' in the bottom right?

>> No.12244417 [DELETED] 
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>>12244408

>> No.12244418

>>12244416
It's fucking .com you god damn fucking retard

>> No.12244419

>>12244418

You didn't have to be that mean.

>> No.12244421

>>12244412
Is anyone even going to try and kill him?

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>>12244417

>> No.12244425

>>12244422
Was that a picture of gigs!bar himself, is he drunk shitposting?

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>>12244387
Suit yourself, shitlord.

>> No.12244430

>>12244428
Why would I listen to a literal subhuman like yourself?

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>>12244425

>> No.12244433

gigs!bar has finally gone off the deep end

His final hurrah for attention

>> No.12244435

>>12244430
Come on. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

>> No.12244436

>>12244431
Who is this, what is going on, timestamp if this is gigs or a salute please

>> No.12244437

>>12244312
that's a cool horizon

why does you guys have to be faggots and ignore the op ? I just come off from front page and I see a bunch of faggots whining about the other group of faggots. You're all faggots, why bitch about each other when you can bitch about people that frequent /b/, or /mlp/?

>> No.12244438

>>12244437

Let's all work together to defeat Omega Sudo.

>> No.12244439

I was swimming out in the ocean for like four hours the other day. I kept going out, maybe 200m, floating around, and then swimming back. I can't swim very well on my stomach, so I was practicing that a bit.

>> No.12244440

>>12244437
The OP's not on topic, this is a shitposting thread.

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>> No.12244443

Sudo <3

>> No.12244444
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>>12244437
I didn't ignore the OP.

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>>12244412

Homu.

>> No.12244446

I miss sudo.

>> No.12244447

Forget you saw anything.

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>>12244437

..................

>> No.12244450 [DELETED] 

>>12244444
MOTHERFUCKER.

THAT'S IT.

I'M DELETING THIS THREAD.

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>>12244447
Fuck you gigs.

>> No.12244452

>>12244450
No you're not.

>> No.12244454

>>12244447
You didn't even del them in time for the archive fag boy.

>> No.12244455

>>12244450
I never liked Sudo anyway he was an asshole.

>> No.12244458

>>12244439
Are there cute lolis at beaches?

>> No.12244463

This thread really does suck.

>> No.12244464

>>12244463
Mostly cause you, fucking homo/

>> No.12244467

>>12244463
I hope you get permabanned again gigs.

>> No.12244468

>>12244440
You just described not only all of /jp/, but all of the internet.
>>12244444
nice quints - I wasn't referring to you, that's what I included the linebreak. I was tagged you for that really nice horizon.

>> No.12244469

>>12244468
>You just described not only all of /jp/, but all of the internet.
Then why are you complaining?

>> No.12244470

>>12244468
No, fuck off back to reddit you shiteating faggot. God damn people like you piss me off: "lol all the internetz is off-topic XDDD." Fucking kill yourself and your mom.

>> No.12244472

anyway speaking of flan i got some really nice heavy whipping cream in the fridge and fresh eggs and i think tomorrow i'm going to make it into flan

i was thinking of ways flan could be changed and i thought about adding some cream cheese and changing the caramel sauce to raspberry/strawberry or making some sort of crust so it'd be like mini cheesecakes it would be cute

>> No.12244476

>>12244472
It wouldn't be cute, it would be gay just like you.

>> No.12244480

>>12244476
it would be cute if a loli ate it so i just need to find a loli

>> No.12244483

>>12244480
It still wouldn't be cute, fucking homosexuals I swear. So god damn retarded.

>> No.12244484

>>12244472
Sorry Auntie, my dicks not satisfied with just pudding.

>> No.12244483,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244106
hahahahahaha

>> No.12244484,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244483,1
What's so funny punk?

>> No.12244493

>>12244483
how is a loli eating sweets not cute
whats wrong with you

>> No.12244494

>>12244493
What's wrong with you, reality check here you fucking delusional retard, little girls are fucking pigs.

>> No.12244496

>>12244494
wrong again. only gross little girls are gross. the cute ones are cute.

how can you not realize this?

>> No.12244497

>>12244470
Hey blame that other faggot he brought it up, not me. Everybody else was just being a whiny bitch about some motorbike guy and asukaspammer. Who gives a shit about anybody, and why should you? is offtopic shitposting like that that ruins threads

and fuck reddit, it's nothing but 'edgy' 12 yr olds there

>> No.12244499

>>12244496
No, you don't know what you're talking about because you're an autistic subhuman lacking any sort of real world knowledge.

You make me fucking sick.

>> No.12244504

>>12244499
i am a little girl expert

>> No.12244505

>>12244497
You were the one who started bitching about shitposts in a shitposting thread.

>> No.12244508

>>12244504
Yeah that's what I fucking thought, sit the fuck down you piece of shit.

>> No.12244511

>>12244508
so whats the problem here now

>> No.12244512

>>12244505
maybe if you contributed it wouldnt be a shitposting thread - what did you do this summer?

>> No.12244516
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summer is fun!

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Summer fucking sucks. It's hot and I sweat and the beach sucks too because it's sandy and it gets on my body and clothes and in my mouth. Don't go there.

winter is better in every way possible.

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>>12244517
I like spending summer in a cool air conditioned room.

>> No.12244524

>>12244521
That's pretty much what I've ended up doing but I occasionally am forced to leave my house and it's hell whenever I have to. Luckily in a month I'll be moving to a place where it's nice and cool all the time.

>> No.12244525

>>12244512
It would be, because there's nothing board related about the topic.

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>> No.12244529

>>12244524
Death?

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>>12244526

>> No.12244531

>>12244517
I like summer because I like waking up in a hot room and cooling down with iced tea and cool snacks. Plus cicadas and mourning doves provide a great summer soundtrack. Planes help too. Summer storms are enjoyable too. Everything turns dark as the dust blows in and the windchimes go crazy in the wind, then the rain and thunder come while the wind is still blowing. Summer has some great ambience.

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>>12244533

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>>12244529
excuse me?

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>>12244538

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Just trying to go through the backlog of VNs I have set aside
Even though its still summer I don't have the time

>> No.12244544

>>12244531
But then winter has those incredibly quiet short days and the night sky is so much better to look at. If I preferred a summer night sky I'd get annoyed at how short it lasts. Things work out perfectly like this.

>> No.12244545

>>12244525
I went hiking. What did you do this summer?

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>>12244545
I tried doing exercise but failed as I puked and passed out

>> No.12244553

>>12244516
I love this face

>> No.12244554

>>12244547
Don't be ashamed of that mustache

>> No.12244555
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You wouldn't scribble a mustache on a deaf girl would you?

>> No.12244557

>>12244545
Sounds like something a normie would do.

>> No.12244558

>>12244547
>>12244538

Sparky...

>> No.12244559

>>12244557
Hiking is an activity that can be enjoyed by normies and /jp/sies. It's quiet, if you go alone, and allows you to absorb the beauty of nature in a wholesome manner, unlike normies who go hiking for the social aspect and 'enjoy the scenery', when they are actually trying to fug a 3d.

>> No.12244562

>>12244557
Hiking is cooler if you go alone. You can wander around and find all sorts of stuff!

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~feel~ when you are building a sandcastle till a tanned bully kicks it all in your face and his orange gf laughs at you

>> No.12244577
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>> No.12244580

>>12244347

I didn't like this image when I first saw it, but seeing it now makes me want it. I have saved this image. Thank you for showing me its appeal. Asuka is very smug with her watermelon.

>> No.12244583

>>12244562
I went wandering around a cicada infested bush area once and found a weird pile of branches with a vibrator nearby. That particular area is always really creepy because of how loud the cicadas are but I love going there because of the cicadas and because of the weird creepy stuff that's in there. I would not be surprised if multiple people were murdered there.

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>>12244577
now that's just mean!

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>> No.12244592
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Summer with girls! Beautiful girls!

>> No.12244597

>>12244592
Screw that I want a summer filled with sweaty cute and horny lolis.

>> No.12244598

>>12244592
That show wasn't that good but she was best girl.

>> No.12244602

>>12244598
Yeah I wanna sex her

>> No.12244603
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>>12244597
Don't you want to spend summer with beautiful girls your age?

>> No.12244605

>>12244603
No I'd rather a loli

>> No.12244608

I like the winter because the days are dim and short, it sometimes snows, and everything is chilly, which is better than hot and feels cozy somehow.

Also if it gets too cold, I can turn on my house's heat and the vent below my desk makes my feet warm.

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>>12244605
Creep.

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>>12244602
just a lot.

>> No.12244613

The /a/ bros are out of control tonight

>> No.12244614

>>12244603
No way. I want to surround myself with horny little girls no matter what.

>> No.12244615

>>12244613
I don't go on /a/ but I like anime. Is that wrong?

>> No.12244616

>>12244615
How's /a/ these days anyways?

>> No.12244618

>>12244615
The only place you went wrong was asking a retarded question like that.

>> No.12244619

>>12244616

He just said he doesn't go on /a/, how would he know?

I looked on the catalog just now and it's really bad

>> No.12244621

>>12244615
Its more wrong you're looking for acceptance on an anonymous image board

>> No.12244622

>>12244621
>>12244618
>>12244616

B T F O

>> No.12244623

>>12244616
Shit and full of retards, but then, /jp/ is also shit and full of retards, so you take what you can get. Some threads are okay.

>> No.12244624

>>12244621
I like to be loved by other /jp/sies, and it's also condescending question. I just wanted to know what he thought.

>> No.12244625

>>12244624
A shite/a/ter like you will never have the jay's approval.

>> No.12244626

>>12244616
Probably will receive a lot of hate for being from /a/ because of this post:

/a/ is turning into /b/ and /v/. The latter boards are casual as fuck, and don't follow the rules, posting shitty threads (rec threads, "whats this anime") and other low-quality threads. Saying "kek" and "lel" is cool, and not spoonfeeding is considered being a total ass... because 4chan is all about being nice to the new members, right? Lurking doesn't seem to be something that's done anymore. Straight from /v/, start posting your "What vidya would you see as anime xD" threads.

Because there is no way to stop that shit, I figured I'd just stop browsing /a/ as much, and rather come here to /jp/ instead, because people here are not entirely retarded, even though I have no fucking clue about what most of your threads is about. I'll just lurk for a while, this post is an exception. please no ban

>> No.12244627

>>12244625
That's not even clever wordplay dude.

>> No.12244630

>>12244626
/jp/ is the bottom of the shit barrel, full of attention whores and /a/nons who decided they were too good for /a/ one day (ie, the most insufferable shits). Well, it was. It's slightly less shit now.

>> No.12244631

>>12244627
It's not supposed to be, god damn just go back to /a/ kid, you've got a few years to go. At the very least your colleague >>12244626 here knows he should lurk for a few years before even trying to post.

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>>12244625
Whatever you say, friend.

>> No.12244636

>>12244631
I pretty much founded this board, Timmy. You don't know who you're dealing with.

>> No.12244637

>>12244626
>/a/ is turning into /b/ and /v/.

You fucking idiot, this is what I've been telling you for years.

>> No.12244638

>>12244630
and shitposters

>> No.12244639

>>12244636
Yeah I doubt it, probably some post 2010 shitter, and even if you were here around 2008 you'd still be new.

>> No.12244639,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244484,1
your beard looks really gay

>> No.12244639,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244639,1
Um... I was actually just asking you what you found funny... cause it's just a shitty drawing...

>> No.12244644

That loser is gone so let's get back on topic

>> No.12244645

>>12244637
It's just the circle of life. All the boards are born from /b/ and inevitably must return to /b/.

>> No.12244651

>>12244644
What topic? Shitposting and acting like retards? Great thread dude!

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>>12244644
what topic?

>> No.12244657

>>12244347

The more I reflect on this image of Asuka eating watermelon, the stranger it seems.

Is Asuka eating the watermelon because she enjoys it, or is Asuka eating the watermelon because she enjoys the status of having a lot of watermelon? Is Asuka having a moment of petty condescension because she has watermelon and you don't? Is she deliberately making the watermelon appear more desirable than it is, so that you might ask for a piece, and then she'll have someone to eat watermelon with? Is the entire smug watermelon eating just a mechanism to get close to someone else, and she doesn't even like watermelon that much?

>> No.12244660

>>12244657
Fuck off retard.

>> No.12244661

>>12244657
How could you not like watermelon?

>> No.12244662

>>12244661
I am black and I am allergic to watermelon.

>> No.12244663

>>12244657
She has the melon, you don't. That's all there is to it.

>> No.12244665

>>12244661

I didn't say she doesn't like it, but she might not like it as much as she seems to. She is hoarding a lot of watermelon there, and so smugly that it seems she enjoys it a lot and thus overvalues the worth of the watermelon.

>> No.12244668

>>12244662
That's sad.

>> No.12244669

>>12244663

I want to eat some of that watermelon. But that's all part of her psychology. Asuka wants you to want to eat the watermelon.

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>>12244662
A lot of fresh fruit give me allergic reactions but not watermelon.

>> No.12244675

>>12244669
what if just eat the watermelon without wanting it?

>> No.12244677

>>12244675

You can't do that. Then you're just eating watermelon on autopilot, and you're no different from a robot. Asuka would never allow you to eat the watermelon unless you wanted it badly.

>> No.12244678

>>12244644
wouldn't want to derail this shitty blog thread with a shitty metadiscussion

actually i was being sarcastic but now that i think about it it's probably true

>> No.12244682

>>12244677
How could I even get the watermelon wit her hogging it like that? Is this a riddle?

>> No.12244684

>>12244682

She would probably let you have some of the watermelon if you visibly weren't going to go elsewhere to eat it.

>> No.12244688

What's the deal with summer and watermelons anyway?

>> No.12244689

>>12244688
They're a sign of status

>> No.12244691

>>12244688
They're usually in season

>> No.12244693

>>12244689
I've got some watermelon right now. Where's that put me?

>> No.12244695

>>12244684
that's seems like it is too much of a bother, I would get my own watermelon

>> No.12244701

>>12244693
I just have beer. So better than I'm doing.

>> No.12244702

>>12244347

I also wonder where Asuka got that watermelon. The only watermelons shown in Evangelion were the ones grown by Kaji. Asuka also had an infatuation with Kaji. Could it be that Asuka stole one of Kaji's watermelons to spite him for not returning her affection? This would explain why Asuka is smug. Or maybe Kaji gave her the watermelon voluntarily, so she values it highly and thus is smug, thinking that a gift from Kaji must mean he shares her feelings.

>> No.12244711

>>12244347

Why is Asuka eating a watermelon so dang cute?

>> No.12244714

>>12244670
I know I can eat berries fine, and apples, and citrus. Then I know that watermelon and bananas not only make my mouth itch but they also trigger my asthma and make my throat swell and make it hard to breathe. They also make my tummy hurt. Thank god they don't make me shit or anything so it's not so embarrassing.

>> No.12244720

>>12244714

I had not considered this possibility, but maybe Asuka knows you are allergic to watermelon and is smugly hoarding it because she intends to use it as a weapon against you. You will be killed by Asuka's watermelon.

>> No.12244731

>>12244720
There's no way she could be that diabolical

>> No.12244735

>>12244731

Now that I think about it, you're right. Asuka wouldn't kill someone else, especially not by offering them watermelon in a seemingly nice act, only to murder them with it.

>> No.12244738

Asuka is a watermelon?

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>>12244738

I doubt it, but now I'm thinking that LCL looks a lot like watermelon juice.

Could it be that watermelon juice is the 'blood of lilin'? To think that Kaji's watermelons are the nineteenth angel. Unbelievable.

>> No.12244758

>>12244752
Anno does it again

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It all makes sense now. Bardiel was a watermelon. Asuka carried one of Kaji's watermelons into the plug with her, not knowing it was an angel, and it infected the plug and eventually migrated into her eye. Asuka had such a depressive worldview following her encounter with Bardiel because the watermelon had been tended by Kaji, and he had probably remarked idly that he wished that new pilot would quit hitting on him. The watermelon told Asuka and she fell into a depression. I have cracked the code.

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>>12244770

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>>12244626
>not entirely retarded
Well, gotta take 'em where you can get 'em.

Are we discussing whether or not the watermelons are angels?

>> No.12244878

>>12244770
Dude rewatch the show. The real mastermind behind everything is Pen Pen. He wanted to become one with Misato. He arranged Kanji dead, as the dude was his main rival. He aranged Shinji mom's death to motivate Gendo to start the entire plot. He arranged for Shinji and Asuka to get together to keep his second rival out of the sea. He even orchestrated the previous impact to get rid of Misato's dad. She was daddys girl and old man was a threat to him too. Every one who can stand between Pen Pen and Misato is dead, expet Shinji because with gf like Asuka hes not a threat. Shinji dying would most likely break emoticaly weakened Misato anyway. Hence he spared the fagget. There is only one winner in the entire story the only and one being who got everything he wanted.

>> No.12244881

I wanted to smash a watermelon with my tomodachi, but we didn't have a baseball bat, so we used a sword and he sliced it open. It was kakkoi!

>> No.12244895

I used to think 2012 was the fastest year ever. When I was on jp a lot.
Then I left jp and 2013 went faster.
2014 is okay, but I can't believe the days are getting shorter already.
That should happen at the end of summer ;~;
And next time I write a post like this will probably be the new years one

>> No.12244898

>>12244878
Pen Pen wants to fuck Shinji though.

>> No.12244900

I did a 10 mile run yesterday and I listened to my otaku music mix
about halfway through I was feeling tired then a cute song came on. It was Nitori's stupendous song from Digital Wing's Pride. In the middle of the song she very clearly says ``hambahgah''. I laughed at loud and it gave me the energy to finish the route.

>> No.12244914

>>12244347

why is this image shopped so horribly?

>> No.12244922

>>12244914
Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and the Photoshop trademark is one of Adobe’s most valuable trademarks. The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product and should never be used in abbreviated form.

>> No.12244924

>>12244922
Someone post the RMS one.

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>>12244898
Whose avatar Kaworu was i wonder.

>> No.12244926,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244101
woah who's the babe?

>> No.12244926,2 [INTERNAL] 

The fact that Asuka's got pubes and an ass is just mindblowing. She acts so highty and mighty, even though she's old enough to grow armpit hair. How humiliating! I bet her armpit stubble lookd sexy as fuck.

>> No.12244926,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,2
Kill yourself.

>> No.12244926,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,2
When do girls get armpit hair?

>> No.12244926,5 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK the kikes

>> No.12244926,6 [INTERNAL] 

I want to eat watermelon with Asuka.

>> No.12244926,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244657
The fact that Asuka's even eating watermelon is just mindblowing. She will eventually have to shit it out, isn't that pathetic? The fact that she's got two ass cheeks the size of watermelons?

>> No.12244926,8 [INTERNAL] 

Why do the nips have fucked up teeeth? Do they not have orthodontists there?

>> No.12244926,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244417
who looks better, gigs or Josh?

i think gigs is kinda cute, if thats really him and not some ironic /soc/ repost

>> No.12244926,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,9
What?

>> No.12244926,11 [INTERNAL] 

reddit is kind of cool

As a kid what's the creepiest, most WTF thing you ever noticed about another kid's family?

I was 12 years old, just beginning to explore the wonder of human sexuality, tentatively exploring the world of dial-up pornography when I was thrust headfirst into the world of scat fetishism by walking past my friend's sister's bathroom and stopping, transfixed, as a wondrous sight greeted my eyes: a beautiful teenage girl (not creepy because I was myself a child), sitting legs spread naked on the pot, trumpeting a magnificent bowel movement in front of my very eyes. The image of her landing strip and gently moving gut is an image that sits in my mind to this day. She noticed my captivated stare and gave me a beautiful "come hither" grin, beckoning with her finger, and proceeded to show me her bowel movement in all of its glory.

And people wonder what is was that makes me want to call up my female friends to come over to play a game of checkers and maybe shit on my chest?

>> No.12244926,12 [INTERNAL] 

Then one day we finally got to play at her place and I was so looking forward to it.... untill i got there... my friend was nervous and afraid all the time and you got the sense that the dad was just this glooming lion ready to strike from his chair in the livingroom... you almost had this feeling that he could reach you anywhere in the house from that chair and the mother was on edge and overcompensating the whole way through. When it was time to go home the dad blocked my way to the door and my friend and the mother began telling him to please move and he wouldn't get away with it... he finally moved and I went home with a feeling that I suddenly understood why my friend wanted to come over to my place instead, so I stopped asking to go to her place.

A few weeks went by and one day she was at my place playing with me and her big sister came over to get her.. they went home for a few hours and then my friend came back and went on playing with me when my mom asked her if she went home to eat dinner or she was eating here with us and my friend said that she just had to come home to watch.... and when my mother asked her what she meant by that she told her that she just had to go home to watch her father having sex with her big sister (and she said it like it was a completely normal thing to do) My mom took her aside and asked her some more questions about what was going on and aparently her dad used all the kids (3 girls at the ages of 14, 8 and 4) as his personal sex dolls..

My mom made arrangements for my friend to sleep over at our house and the next morning when he had gone to work she called the police and made sure the girls were safe when he was arrested at his job. He had kept them in check by telling them that he would kill their little sister and their mother if they ever told anyone about their special relationship.

He got his ass thrown in jail and both parents lost the girls. The girls was put in a special care home and they are thriving and happy adults today with kids of their own.

this guy had actual loli onaholes

>> No.12244926,13 [INTERNAL] 

When I was around 8-9 years old, there was a girl in my neighborhood that hardly anyone ever saw, outside of school. She was maybe a year younger than me. I tried talking to her a few times, and she was very, very shy. She was never allowed at other kid's houses. Reasonable, I guess. There were a lot of questionable people in our town. However, no one was allowed over at her house, either. Not even in her yard or on her driveway. This was because, in her words, her parents "didn't like kids." Okay. One friend of ours managed to see into her house a few times. Apparently all the furniture was always covered in plastic, and everything was dark.

We went maybe a month without seeing her outside of school, which was normal. One weekend, a friend and I saw her walking down the sidewalk and she told us that her father had died. Her mom told her that he 'started bleeding from the inside after he ate some crayons she didn't clean up,' and that it was her fault for not cleaning well enough.

She lived in the same house until after high school. She hardly ever spoke and when she did, it was just a whisper. She sort of seemed like a small child a lot of the time, with how she acted and pronounced words. If I weren't just a clueless kid then, I probably would have said something to someone.

>> No.12244926,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,13
this one was kind of sad and sounds like a stereotypical sad shy girl heroine from my japanese porn powerpoints. they're best girls btw.

>> No.12244926,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,14
Yeah she sounds pretty fuckable. Prime target for a mind break (this one's a sadpanda reference) if you ask me

>> No.12244926,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,11
As expected, all sick as hell fetishes stem from childhood molestation.

>> No.12244926,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,16
That's a fakepost you arrogant nong,

>> No.12244926,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,17
How can you tell?

>> No.12244926,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,12
hot!
>tfw never live the dream

>> No.12244926,20 [INTERNAL] 

Damnit. God damnit. I was about to go to bed right now, like really just a few minutes ago, when I was woken up by this loud ass chainsaw-like noise. It sounded like a little two-stroke engine being run at fulll throttle. Around here there's only one person who could make that noise, and that's my asshat neighbor with his landscape business. After the revving noise, I felt a few bumps on the wall, so I looked outside to see what was happening. This asshole moved his work trucks from his driveway across the street to the street in front of my house and was cleaning my yard or doing fuck all to the yard and house. This is so fucking annoying. As I type this I can literally hear and feel somebody walking on my roof, stomping with some big ass clumsy steps.

Nobody asked him to do anything at all. He just all of the sudden decided to do this shit right as I'm trying to sleep. This is fucking ridiculous. On one of the days that I actually felt tired enough to go to sleep easily, this happens.

And now I can hear another obnoxiously loud revving noise.

It's not even just him out there though. It's him and his two sons, both of which are also utter fuckheads. A few years ago they literally destroyed the mailbox, they constantly litter in other peoples yards and on the street, and their friends are equally as annoying, yelling at me when I drive past them. Worst of all they all enjoy trap music because that's all I fucking hear around them.

I am so fucking sick of these neighbors.

>> No.12244926,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,20
Sounds like maybe you should murder them. There's no way around it.

>> No.12244926,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,20
What's trap music?

>> No.12244926,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,22
I've been hearing this term a lot lately, still haven't bothered looking up whatever the fuck trap music is though.

>> No.12244926,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,22
>>12244926,23
originally it was niggers rapping over other nigger beats but now it's phat synthed rick ross style production

>> No.12244926,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12244926,22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F6d6crjRyU

Normally I don't say stuff like this, but basically Trap music is like super nigger music.

>> No.12244926,26 [INTERNAL] 

merorin

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