NEET Thread

[Anonymous No.]

How's that NEET life going /jp/?

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Contemplating buying a battery for my VF700 so I could ride it a bit, or if I should just sell it as-is. I suppose it would be nice to ride a different bike just to see what it's like. It's got a V4 and shaft drive, and it's a cruiser. I think it's actually got the same engine as the VFR, and that's a great bike.

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just got out of college im a truNEET now AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I want to die.

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Thinking about doing something useful for a few days now. Tomorrow.

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I watched the entirety of Welcome to the NHK again.

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relative visiting again and i gotta pretend that i have a job for them

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I loved school, I loved college.You have to get a job, but the only thing that made me happy was learning, playing vidya with friends, fucking wanton college girls and smoking weed. "Grown up" now with a career I don't care about, everyday I want to jump out of my building window and see if I feel the impact

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>>12168610,4
You don't have to do things you don't want to do

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>>12168610,5
It must be nice being ~20 years old.

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>>12168610,4
get the f*ck out, normie

[Anonymous No.]

>missed a NEET thread
fooking janny tired of yer shit

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>>12168610,6
who the fuck are you lmao
i just cut and paste that shit off /tv/

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>>12168610,8
*battlefield parachutes into the NEET thread and kicks you in the face*

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>>12168610,6
This place is poison, brother
Take my hand and I'll show you what this world can be

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>>12168610,10
i missed getting bf3 for free even though i knew about the special offer couple days in advance, am i missing much?

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>>12168610,12
Not really, probably get 10 or 20 hours of fun out of it if those types of games are your deal - or if you're NEET and have nothing better to do.

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>>12168610,13
fucking casual

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>>12168610,14
I don't even think that's the appropriate usage.

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>>12168610,15
if you spent 20 hours on battlefield 3 you would be like level 17
and only have access to about 30% of the guns available
*battlefield c4 jeeps you*

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A year or two ago I started masturbating with a shower head, figuring that if girls could do it, then I could as well. After I got tired that, I ended up coming into possession of a back massager and started using that to masturbate in my room. Compared to an onahole or even my own hand, neither the shower head nor massager really felt as good, and more often than not it was a bit difficult to orgasm from either of those. However, the feeling I get from using either more than makes up for that. You see, it's no secret that actual little girls masturbate using massagers. It's no secret that they also masturbate with shower heads. Therefore, to me, using either makes me feel like a little girl and I absolutely love it. Just now, as I was leaning back my chair with the vibrating massager rubbing firmly against my frenulum, my body sticky with sweat and deep sighs escaping my lips, my mind could only concentrate on what a little girl would like if she were doing the same as me, except instead of holding the massager on her (non-existent) penis, she would be holding it on her little loli clit, and that would be the only difference. She would be sweaty like me, sighing exactly like me, and even feeling the same intense pleasure between her legs just like me. That was too much for me to handle, and I could feel my orgasm slowly beginning. I looked down to see my slippery, shiny penis head shooting out strings of thick white cum onto my tummy.

Am I closer to becoming a little girl if I continue to masturbate like this? I kind of want to get some loli clothing and accessories to wear while I do it, but I think that would be kind of gay. Maybe I can get some soft stuffed animals to hump, just like a loli. That wouldn't be gay.

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>>12168610,17
yo every1 dive up out da thread we got a
V I R G !!!!!

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>>12168610,18
Please don't bully me.

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/a/ is allowed to have 500 reply "NEET threads" with very few actual NEETs.

Maybe if you were to EET blog so janny won't feel left out.

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>>12168610,17
Cross-dressing isn't gay.

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>>12168610,21
I guess it's not. I mean, after all, it's not like I want to have sex with a guy. I just want to wear a cute sundress and soft socks or tights would just help me feel more like a loli.

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>>12168610,22
having sex with a guy isn't gay if the only thing you find attractive about him are the feminine qualities he exhibits
or his dick, that's not gay either because then every man would be gay because every man is attracted to dicks otherwise youd go fukking limp the moment you look at your own
also taking it up the butt isnt gay either because thats just another form of masturbation that's like saying you're gay if you rub your own penis

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>>12168610,19
Seek help with a licensed mental health professional.

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>>12168610,23
lmao

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>>12168610,23
What? I'm pretty sure being attracted to dicks means you're gay, especially if you want them in your butt.

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>>12168610,26
I'm pretty sure there's nothing gay about liking dicks.

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>>12168610,27
how sure!?

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>>12168610,17
I don't want to be the little girl, but I love watching cartoons and playing videogames aimed at them and wondering what a loli would think about it.

When I talk to a random pokemon-obsessed NPC and he says something funny, I like to imagine a loli playing the game and laughing at it. I love it when an NPC uses a difficult or strange word that most elementary schoolers have never heard because I imagine a loli wondering what it means and using her imagination.

Is anyone else this fucking obsessed with lolis?

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>>12168610,28
very sure

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>>12168610,30
do you like mine?

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>>12168610,31
Can't say.
I haven't seen it yet.

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>>12168610,32
beggars cant be choosers kid

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>>12168610,29
Do you like crayons?

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>>12168610,33
I like all dicks. I'm not choosing, I'm asking for pictures.

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>>12168610,34
My loli gf does

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>>12168610,29
Frillish is the loliest pokemon.

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i don't want to start posting here, because it's pointless.

why can't I just find something enjoyable besides posting

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>>12168610
Same. My family bullies and taunts me and takes advantage of my depression, anxiety, and NEETlifestyle to manipulate others against me, put me down and make me feel more helpless.

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>>12168610,39
Let's be friends. What's your name?

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>>12168610,40
josh..

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Today I bought a package of chocolate covered digestive biscuits and stole a bar of nougat chocolate which i gobbled up on the way home I'm not a fatNEET but I aspire to it!

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>>12168610,41
And do you have an email account, Josh? I'd like to talk to you in private.

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this is fucked up

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>>12168610,44
He Drives

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>>12168610,17
You're very cute.