/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't know OP, is yours?

Yes.

>>9993361
Yukari would be the ultimate mother/midwife

She could just gap babies directly out of the womb, no more vaginas being destroyed by childbirth.

I don't care anymore.
She doesn't exist, OP.
This is a destructive lifestyle.
Take my advice and quit if you still can.

My favorite is Ran and that is obvious.

So, for a more interesting answer... how about Yuyuko? I think she'd be a loving mother but her obliviousness means I'd have to be constantly paying attention.

>>9993383
Which life style?
And judging by you still posting here you haven't quit it either.

>>9993383
le edgy face.jpg

>>9993361
probably not, but i would make sure to be a good father and teach her how to be a good mother

Komachi may not be the best maternal figure to start with but I'm sure with Shikieiki's guidance she would be wonderful mother for my children.

>>9993396
A good father to Chiruno or to the baby?

>>9993429
The baby.

She'd neglect the kid because she has better things to do than raise some shitty kid, like drinking. It's okay though, the kid will grow up a harder man for it having to fend for himself in the streets of former hell.

>>9993436
That's nasty man

>>9993439
>It's okay though, the kid will grow up a harder man for it having to fend for himself in the streets of former hell.
Not to mention for being half oni.

>>9993439
They'd then meet after many years, fight, then engage in sex.

>>9993450
Don't worry, he can go set up a shop or something where no one will care about him.

>>9993450
Sounds like a premise for a delinquent manga.

Definitely.

Are there any doujins out there featuring touhous (other than Suwako) getting pregnant or having kids?

>>9993487
>Trashy teen whore
>good mother

>>9993505
Sanae is not a whore.

>>9993487
I wonder if Sanae could recognize the father of her childs.

>>9993383

>>9993505
>>9993519

>>9993487
PRAGNANT AT 15

>>9993498

There's a cute one with Momiji being pregnant and having sex with the dad and their loli wolf child. Pretty heartwarming.

>>9993522
Sanae knows best.

>>9993522
Translate it, weeabo

>>9993528
The most respected and responsible person of all her class.

i'm pretty sure you guys would be horrendously bad fathers

the mothers would have to watch the daughters all the time to make sure you didn't fuck them

>>9993536
Who ever said we were the father? OP simply stated that she was pregnant for whatever reason and asked up if she would have made a good mother.

>>9993533
Stop stealing our memes, /v/. You're no better than reddit.

>>9993526
Which is that? I only know of that Cirno one.

>Will she be a good mother?

Uh, well gee, NERD, she'd only be, like, the best mom in all of Gensokyo

Someone please explain why "ciruno a baka xD" is not accepted here while "sanoo a sloot xD" is welcomed with open arms?

>>9993559
Well Miko is overflowing with desire for hair spray.

>>9993553
The Cirno one is more mainstream. Once there is an IOSYS video about Sanae being a slut we will throw it out and condemn it.

>>9993553
Because Sanae being a slut is 100% confirmed.

>>9993553
Sanae's a bona fide cum guzzler.

Like, seriously, she's just thinkin' 'bout butt-fuckin', 24/7/365

>>9993562
Post the "ICE BURN" one

>>9993562

yes, of course.

Toyohime would make a great wife and mother.

>>9993542
le suck my le cock le /v/ro!

I don't know enough about firefly parenting habits to say.

>>9993579
Ugh, the last thing we need is more stupid ass bugs.

>>9993585
What do you have against fireflies, anon? Do you want to talk about it? I'm here for you.

>>9993456
With me or Yuugi?

>>9993607
With his father.

>>9993612
So me?

She'd be the best mother of all...

>>9993617
You'd be the mother. I'm pretty sure Yuugi has a penis.

>>9993617
Yes. Are you a good enough father to let your half oni son fuck you in the ass?

>>9993625
Oh dear.

>>9993626
Yes.
I'm sure it's just a normal part of Oni culture, right? I should try my hardest to fit in.
It's like that one Momiji doujinshi where the guy fucks his wolf-tengu daughter. It's normal in their culture. Maybe the same applies to sons.

>>9993645
Of course, we would engage in fisticuffs to determine who shall be the pitcher. As is typical of Oni culture.
He'll be makin' me proud the day he beats me.

>>9993645
>It's normal in their culture.
You shouldn't believe everything you read in doujins. They're possibly the only thing around less reliable than the Bunbunmaru.

She'd get along just fine. As long as someone is nearby to keep her from screwing up too badly. Someone like me!

>>9993710
Even if you aren't the father?

>>9993715
You better not be implying NTR, son. I bully people who enjoy NTR. They aren't people.

>>9993724
Uh-uh. You better watch out son, a virgin nerd is going to bully you.

>>9993724
I'm saying she was already pregnant when you met her. Will you stay with her and raise the baby or punch it out of her to replace it with your own?

>>9993743
Doesn't she lay eggs?

I'm not 100% on how eggs work, but if that were a problem couldn't I just wait for her to lay it and then decide? Assuming she doesn't forget about it and boil it anyway.

Only the best. Crows are scientifically proven to be top tier mothers. Do you want to touch the baby?

>>9994265
>Do you want to touch the baby?

Before it's born? Wouldn't that be unsanitary?

>>9994292
Just reach on in there it'll be fine, it'll be baby's first handshake.

>>9994265
How is she carrying a pregnancy internally if she's a crow? Wouldn't she lay eggs?

Futo would be a good mother. She would always to her best to raise her child

>>9994440
It's a REALLY big egg.

Which 2hu would be the worst mother?

I guess so ,the child's tought will be merely "aga aga". We weill make him or her a tolerant and good person that everyone will love.

If she can grab it with her arms. ;_;

>>9994508

Yuugi.

>>9994508

>>9994517
Satori is already a mommy. And a good one at that.

>>9994526

But they are pets ,not children. Even if she loves them ,this isn't the same feeling.

I bet Yoshika can never have children...

>>9994535
>this isn't the same feeling

There are plenty of pet owners love their pets as if they were their own children. Especially the ones that really love animals.

I feel like Komachi would make a good mom, maybe the kid would learn to be as carefree.as she is.

>>9994543


Yes you right ,i just didn't trust her enough. You opened my eyes anon ,thank you.

>>9993743
Yes, I would kill her old babies and replace them with my own. Its no secret that when a female see's dead babies she begins to ovulate, google it.

>>9994549
You mean lazy.

>marisa

could be the new heroine in a thief game I guess

>>9993513
indeed, Sanae is not a whore.
She's a slut.

goddamnit /jp/ why do these pregnancy threads always give me boners

Pregnant Touhous can not always take it easy...

>>9993549

Forgive me, friend. I went to sleep. The doujin is

[Evo.R.B (Takayuki Hiyori)] Wanwano's Family Planning

Please let this turn into a pregnant touhou thread.

>>9995093

I don't have much, I really need to find more.

>>9995093
Ew why? It makes them look fat. I'd sooner have a fat touhou thread since at least they won't just look bloated then.

>>9995107

Calvary is here

>>9995112

Well, I guess I'll try and explain for him. I find the idea of pregnant women erotic because to me, that's when they are their most feminine. Knowing the miracle of life is happening right inside the woman you love is an amazing thought. It's even better if it's yours because you made it together.

And it's different from fat because a fat person will be fat throughout their body. Their face may have multiple chins or their arms may be flabby or their ass might sag. But, with a pregnant woman, you don't have any of that. They just have a bulging belly, waiting to be rubbed.

This is how I see it, anyway. Hope it provides some insight.

>>9995144
Miracle of life sucks and babies are stupid.

>>9995144
I guess I can appreciate the subtly of why you like it.

>>9994703
XD

>>9995128

why is she so fuckhuge

>>9995177
She's about to give birth to an entire stage worth of fairies.

>>9995177
Large Fairy

Mommy thread~

Pregnant Moe~

Can Rumia be a mommy too?

http://exhentai.org/s/2b19c1915b/536617-4

Strong, independent pregnant Hermit who don't need no man.

>>9995214
translate it, dude

You know who would be terrible? Suika.

>>9995301

Care to explain why?

I bet she would be a very loving mother.

>>9995202
Pregnant Kanako is so sexy~

>>9995306
Would drink through pregnancy, too small and skinny; would probably have problems in childbirth.

>>9995324
The baby is an Oni. It will probably tear through her stomach coming out since her vagina is too small.

>>9995324

The baby is half-oni. Do you think some alcohol during its fetal period will in any way affect it?

>>9995229
No.

>>9995398

Why not? I bet she already gets her periods.

>>9995401
We're letting someone with the mentality of a child, coupled with being known for being one of the most that is in-touch with their youkai nature.

yeah no, have fun not getting eaten.

>>9995202

I'm dressed up in my old gown, just like you wanted, sweetie. So, are you ready to marry mommy? Ufufufu.

>>9995412
Dream come true!

>>9995409

youkai don't eat their children

>>9995427
Yeah but what about their husbands.

>>9995412
aww geez why is this so hot
I want to marry mommy too.

>>9995634
Oh they "eat" them alright.

this thread is disgusting

>>9995854
i love when you degrade me

>>9995854

You're disgusting get out

>>9995854
What disgusts you? The pregnant touhous, or fucking your own mommy?

>>9995301
I bet Anonymous could make a good mother out of her.

>>9995879
We would just look worse in comparison.

>>9995861
>preview

>>9995879

I have a favor, could you post all the expecting Suika you have? there's a particular one I had a long time ago but lost when someone delete my old Touhou folder

Even then it's hard to find pics of her like that anyway and I do like Suika so it works either way

>>9995879
And, my friend, is how milk and Tokiko were born.

>>9995900

I second that request, you can never have too much preggo Suika.

>>9995634
It's common for a mother to devour the father to provide nutrients for the young as they form.

If you truly loved your touhou and her toulings you would be more than willing to be absorbed.

>>9995900
I am sorry to say that is all the expecting Suika I had on hand.
If I had more, I would gladly post it. But maybe someone else will have a few pics and be so kind as to post them.

>>9993361
But all touhous are my favourite touhous...

>>9995900

Danbooru is empty and I can't find jack on Pixiv either.

>>9996019

You tried thanks

>>9996069
>>9996064
>>9995861
>preview
>preview
>preview

Please stop this shit.

!

>>9996083

You're the only one autistic enough to be bothered by it fuck off i'll post what I wan, don't like it? too bad fucking deal with it piece of shit

Broodmother

>>9996155
I you're a retarded fuck who can't even properly save an image, don't bother posting at all.

>>9996182

uuuuu kowai kowai!

>>9996155
He's not the only one, actually.

>>9996155
>that look on Youmu's face

She knows it's just gonna be another mountain of work added to her chorsed while yuyuko goes off stuffing her face with random things/yokai.

Being youmu is suffering.

Mommyzi

>>9996504

Yeah not so much like Ran in full version of OP, maybe since their mistresses are so close they can offer to trade and double up on babysitting duties while the other doubles up on chores

>>9996196
lol this kid talking big but now his stupid ass is posting actual images once he got called out i bet he didnt even realize it before how embarassing

>>9996532
>>9996504

>>9996535

speaking of Nazrin

>>9996535

Nobody even cared except for a few trolls and asslords ruining what was shaping up to be a great thread, and then here's you also adding nothing to it but shitposting

but I don't want my toehoes to become loose fat cows, like every female after giving birth

>>9996563

What are you talking about no one cares? Post the actual images and not previews, just because not everyone jumps on it doesnt mean it is not retarded or newfag.

I wonder if Okuu's child would be born with a Yatagarasu as well.

>>9996569
Most touhous aren't human.

>>9996579

Just because like 2 ( probably samefag ) pointed out that it was a preview doesn't make it retarded that it was saved, the preview is the actual image it makes no difference, For all you know the image file name was changed to "preview" just for fun, get over it bitch

>>9996619

please post that doujin of flan getting impregnated by hong pigling

>>9996613
wouldnt she just lay an egg?

>>9996613
Unless he's the dad, I wouldn't think so.

>>9996634

I don't have anything like that sorry bro

>>9996648
Possibly. But the question still remains. Would the little Okuu that comes out of her or her egg have a Yatagarasu or not?

>>9996619
learn how booru's work before you make yourself look like a fucking moron.
The previews came from Sankaku

>>9996613
Gods can divide without losing power. I guess the baby would have another nuclear fusion god.

>>9996673

Well I do.

http://exhentai.org/g/481510/87f367e5bb/

>>9996725
I'm just getting a picture of a panda, is that normal?

>>9996685

I don't care, it's funny with you arguing over something so trivial though shall I post another preview? will you grow more upset with that one too? I think I will, will you wait for it?

>>9996739

No.

>>9996739
Perfectly.

>>9996739
You got tricked.

>>9996619
>the preview is the actual image it makes no difference
Retards actually believe this.

>>9996676
Yatagarasu is a name of an individual or a 3 legged crow. Not a name used for the third leg. If you read the wiki you would know she attained power by swallowing the god Yatagarasu. SO your answer is NO.
BUT if you refer to her arm cannon I would say no as well, since it is a accessory.

>>9996758

?

>>9996777
Nice photoshop you got there bro.

>>9996733
failure at reading comprehension turbonerd.
>>9996685
was commenting on the linked post's ignorance on how files are named on booru boards being a giveaway to where it came from.
You look even more the fool for not understanding that.

>>9996777
Flandere Scarlet?
Who's that?

>>9993549
Source on this?

>>9996770
I'm not referring to her arm cannon. I'm referring to the eye on her chest, which is proof of her power of Yatagarasu. Her third eye is essentially, Yatagarasu, or the essence of Yatagarasu at the very least. Also, her arm cannon IS her third leg.

>>9993386
Umbilical cord?

>>9996765

Here's a thumbnail just for you ♥

let your rage boil over, cry to me I want to enjoy your tears your anger is amusing

>>9996829

Hot Custard.

I am not joking.

>>9996829
https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/135734

No she would just drink and beat up the kid.

>>9996886

stop advertising your botnet please

>>9996619
>the preview is the actual image it makes no difference

You cannot unfail this. Back to Shitkaku or /a/ with you. This here is not the right place for you.

“Look at me I'm acting like a retard on the internet. Everyone must be so mad. I'm such a clever troll.”
                        －>>9996868, genius extraordinaire, 2012

>>9996934

Jokes on you I was only pretending

>>9996934
Your use of Kogasa makes me feel insulted. Don't associate her with shitflingers like the one you're quoting.

>>9997062

"My little anon can't possibly be this mad"

>>9995412
Mom, are you drunk again?

>>9997861
stop roleplaying retard

>>9997906
You can't stop me.

>>9997861
You don't want to marry your mommy?

The baby won't survive the first night inside of her, let alone 9 months of being bombarded by booze. So it all works out in the end.

>>9998134
I'm sure Oni babbys can survive large doses of alcohol.

>>9998134

Oni are created/formed somehow so obviously it'd be no problem or she'd have the willpower to quit

Stop sexualizing touhous you sick fucks.

impregnate everything

Honestly? No, not at all.

>>9995202

>>9998134
I'm positive that with Oni your baby will come out retarded if you don't drink.

>>9998846
I'm gonna have to ask for some sauce on that.

>>9999027

>>9999070
I love you.

>>9999070
I wish I could punch you.

>>9999070
Well fuck you too, I found it myself.

It's just that single image, not a doujin.