/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Life so easy when you have a fucking vag.
No male could ever do that

A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

etc. etc.

A BIG ONE xDDDDDDDDD

>but most client opt to use her large double bed
where certainly absolutely nothing happens.

>>9994278
>>9994288
What is up with these emoticon straights? Go back to ylilauta, faggots.

>>9994276
Gigolos, club hosts.

How lewd

I'm sure she doesn't make an extra 10 here and there for a touch, nibble, anal fuck, etc.

>>9994261
>war veterans
That kind of murderer scum deserve only the gas chamber and not cuddling.

>>9994349
THIS

I'd pay her $260 to guddle with my DICK lol

>>9994349

Don't be mean, I'm sure they've seen the error of their ways.

>>9994349
>not killing people
>2012

you know the world is ending right brah?

>>9994387
yeah br/a/h h5 for e/b/in greentext :-D

So she's a whore who is afraid to admit it.

I'M JUST CUDDLING WITH THEM. NOTHING LEWD

Human contact is really a wonderful thing. Your skin tingles to the touch of others in ways you could never touch yourself. Please consider getting lots of physical human contact and embracing skinship.

>>9994463
I get that feeling whenever someone touches me or speaks softly to me. It's really nice

>>9994349
What the fuck, man?

In my country war veterans are respected as fuck. What a faggot you are.

>Professional CUDDLER
Just another fancy name for prostitute. Still funny to see that people are buying it.

>The professional CUDDER who makes $260 a day
is what I thought it said.

>>9994472
Respected no reason just like in all 3rd world countries.

$260 a day is not much

>>9994472
weird, people are being respected for killing and shit?
I agree, soldiers only deserve to die a horrible death.

>>9994421
>The cuddling can take place anywhere around her cottage but most clients opt to use her large double bed.

looks like you're right anon

>>9994491
The war veterans are respected for a reason. I can understand them not being respected in America because nothing has ever threaded america or Germany because of the constant brainwashing. But please, American/German, do not give others your shitty mentality.

If you had to choose between a soapyland and sleepyland which would you choose? Also more like The Buggery right.

>>9994492
2600 after 10 days and 7800 after 30 days.
Pretty much money for sleeping.

I like how CUDDLER is in all caps. They know she ain't just cuddling

>>9994501
she have to pay taxes you know

and she will become old

>>9994387


That's not a reason to kill innocent people.

If you want to kill someone ,go kill an evil person such as a cop or a high grade officier in the army.

>>9994504
Actually it's a pretty solid amount for income, people have raised big families on less and survived comfortably. If you just live by yourself that's a really nice number for income. And if you save it right and use one or two days a week to set up investments and go to school to earn a degree for more lucrative careers you'll be on a very good path.

I'm a qualified cuddler with a certified cuddle practice.

20 dollars an hour. 15 for two hours. Any takers?

>>9994520
>20 dollars an hour. 15 for two hours.
why is 2 hours cheaper than 1

>>9994520
I don't trust you. You might rape me if i come over to your place

>>9994531

think he means 15 an hour if you opt for the 2 hour session. Classic trick we use in the cuddle biz.

>>9994531
Deal or no deal, nerd.

>>9994520
Only if you are the real deal Anzu-chang on your pic.

>>9994537
is it free if we cuddle for 5 hours?

Wh 2hu wld u cuddle?

I'd like that.

>>9994573

sauce KUDASAI

>>9994261
Go back to your thread in /cgl/ it was more successful there.

>>9994573
Going to need a source on that

>The professional CODER who makes $260 a day

>>9994609

>>9994617

>>9994617

FILTHY, DISGuSTING WHORE.
OH YES YOu LIKE THAT CuDDLING DONT YOu.

>>9994637
Nice filename dude.

>>9994573
Please anon, source?