/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9992286
Why does her hair thingy go towards one side?
It makes me really angry when I see things that aren't symmetrical.

is dis nigga srs

Get that dork out of my sight.

>>9992286
I like Youmu and I like to think she would like me too

Sex with Youmu!

I want to become her friend and isolate her socially then ditch her as harshly as possible once everyone hates her.

Bullies everywhere!

Youmu needs to get pregnant. It would do her good.

>>9992325
I think you're hurting yourself more in the end
She'd be your only friend at that point too
makes me sad to think about

>>9992286
She's so nice

Youmu's not that bad, I guess.

I want to become such a close friend to Youmu that she walks around casually nude around me!

10/10 would wife

>>9992360
Youmu confessions are the best confessions.

useless duo's child

>>9992353
I don't think I've seen a doujin where Youmu is impregnated.

>>9992377
I doubt she'd ever do that.

>>9992396
She would! She'd trust me so much that she'd sleep totally naked and eat breakfast in the nude!

>>9992406
I don't think so. Youmu doesn't like lewd things; trust has nothing to do with it.

>>9992286
You fucking nerds really need to get a life. Stop jerking off to cartoons and become productive members of society. You should have had at least 3 girlfriends by the time your 15, but you haven't even popped one off inside of a bitch and you are all grown men.

Even worse you act like you are little girls.

Grow the fuck up and do something with your life you shitsacks.

I want my sperm to swim directly into Youmu's egg, if you know what i mean

>>9992377
>>9992396
She doesn't have to walk around nude around me, just be comfortable to take a nice relaxing bath with me.

>>9992445
Won't she notice your throbbing erection and heavy breathing?

Tending to Youmu's wounds?

>>9992451
What kind of barbarian do you take me for? I'm not going to touch myself in front of her! Besides, the right sitting position and creative folding of the small bath towel you take in with you to preserve your modesty will hide it.

>>9992286
>Youmu is great
in bed

>>9992451
She'll never notice

>>9992462
I dont think I would be able to contain myself with Nude Youmu

>>9992462
If a woman is walking around naked in front of you and you try to hide your junk to not be vulgar you are the most beta faggot in teh fucking universe my god it fucking hurts to read your post

>>9992482
Looking awfully yandere there Youmu.

>>9992477
Youmu dragging you outside as you bleed out.jpg

>>9992489
You know you shower before stepping into the bath and others use the same water in Japan right? You'd dirty that water with your fluids? What a rude gaijin you are.

>>9992477
Sex with Youmu!

>>9992489
Youmu is still a child, you should be mindful of her innocent nature.

Youmu's feet!

STOP HAVING LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUMU YOU GIRLS!!

Youmu must get lonely living only with Yuyuko and having no friends.

I want to walk in on Youmu while she's changing

>>9992526
>>9992541
>>9992543
You fucking nerds aren't serious, you don't really talk like this when I'm not in this thread I know it nobody is this pathetic.

>>9992541
Thats impossible. Just look at that tight little body. If I hadn't fapped 2 hours ago I'd be doing it again right now. She excites me even more than that lewd bunny Tewi.

>>9992573
If you really act like you claim you would be in jail.

>>9992286
Can't we just post more heart-ache pictures like OP?

All this lewd stuff is no good.

>>9992605
I'm not a pedophile, I like my women with curves unlike you fags, but if this magic fairy thing is literally begging for your cock you can't go to jail it's not even human.

>>9992615
Some things are worse than jail. Being tortured by Yuyuko, for example.

>>The face that knew men: Japanese fans have noticed that her portrait in Ten Desires makes her look cuter, charming and youthful compared to her portraits in previous games. For some reason, some fans have taken this as a sign that Youmu may have made a boyfriend, speculating that she has made efforts to better take care of her appearance as a result. This resulted in 男を知った顔 becoming a nickname for her drawing in Ten Desires. Reactions have ranged from agreeance to complete outrage.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Youmu#Miscellaneous

>>9992584
Nice back.

>>9992622
So now are you are planning to get beat up by a little girl?

Seriously?

>>9992614
Its good

>>9992627
>boyfriend

I don't think so, Jim.

>>9992645
Futo would never hang out with that dork.

>>9992641
She is a ghost princess who has the ability to control departed souls. Imagine having to face thousands of ghosts.

>>9992584
I'd rather rabbit à l'chocolat

>>9992662
Just punch her in the face.

>>9992678
I don't think your plan has been entirely thought through.

>>9992685
If it doesn't work you are just not hitting hard enough.

Why do I have so many lewd pictures of Youmu? I blame you /jp/. Its your fault. All of it!

>>9992627
That's some of the dumbest logic I've ever heard.

>>9992702
I have too many pictures of asskicker Youmu. I blame /jp/ for it too, I can't stand her being sexualized like this!

>>9992702
>Why do I have so many lewd pictures of Youmu? I blame you /jp/. Its your fault. All of it!

It's not just /jp/, it's the Japanese as well. They're the ones who draw all the H-doujins and lewd pictures, as well as come up with the idea that she gained a boyfriend.

>>9992702

>>Name: Myon-chan (Youmu)

>>Likes: Helping master

>>Short comment: Men... I want to know more! If you designate me... I'll teach you... about myself.

>>THE YOUMU THAT KNEW MEN

>>9992708
there's an english patch?

>>9992724
This is unacceptable!

let's touch Youmu

>>9992708
Youmu is adorable

Youmu is great. let's all talk about how great she is, no bullies allowed.

>>9992809
you are adorable

>>9992777

There's no use denying it, dude.

>>9992763

Yeah, you can find a link on Touhou wiki's TD article. It doesn't have that particular font though--Did somebody import the Cirno font from the PoFV translation patch and stick it in the TD patch?

Bruised Youmu please?

Second worst hair after Miko.

>>9992852
k

>>9992869
Thank you.

>>9992789
I want to touch her smelly feet.

youmu a cute

Will she have better hair in the next game?

>>9992958
Yes.

>>9992705


>>I have too many pictures of asskicker Youmu. I blame /jp/ for it too, I can't stand her being sexualized like this!

When I saw this post for the first time, I misread "asskicker" with "asslicker".

>>9992964
The picture didn't help?

>>9992966

Nope.

I can see Youmu's...!

>>9993001
Penis?

Didn't we have this same exact thread with the same exact images only a day or two ago?

>>9993092
Yes.

>>9993092
Maybe you're just stuck in a time loop, anon. Did you ever consider that?

>>9993107
No because my life has variety and meaning unlike yours.

>>9993136
Don't joke about that kind of stuff Anon.

>>9993136
You're a speck of shit in a giant cosmic toilet. There's your meaning, dickweasle.

>>9993170
Please don't do this

>>9993136

Do you somehow have the feeling that you'll hear from Haruhi soon?

bumping a Youmu thread with Youmu

>>9997200
Stop it. The last thing I want to see is Youmu disgusting ass.

>>9997238
I agree, so let's keep this thread about Youmu, Warrior of the Sword and Hardest Shield in Gensokyo.

>>9997209

Afraid of ghost not zombies and Youkai so Kogasa and pal would get fucked up

>>9997284
Youmu the hard and lacking.

>>9997284
10/10 would cross steel with

seriously, what the fuck is a half ghost.

>>9992627
It's undeniable.