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I was thinking about breaking into the neighbor's house and raping their daughter. She's eight.

my foot hurts and its preventing me from taking it easy

>>9986261

>>9986268
You should cut it off.

>>9986268

I'm sorry to hear that. I would share my alcohol with you if I could. It would make your foot feel better in exchange for mild nausea and morning-after regret.

>>9986261
Please don't joke about rape.

I won't have any access to alcohol for eight days, I am sad.
I won't be able to draw anything for /jp/ for eight whole days. Can't take ti easy right now.

I had to repair a wall I broke when I was drunk so I have no money, I might also buy Hyperdimension Neptunia next payday for something else to do.

>>9986282
Who's joking?

I wish I could buy alcohol.

>>9986286
That's not funny!

>>9986291
I wouldn't expect something that wasn't a joke to be funny.

>>9986291
He's just thinking about it. I'm sure he won't go through with it, even if she is sexy and adorable.

>>9986285

I hate breaking stuff when I'm drunk.

I broke my mom's shelf and seashell ornaments in our bathroom when I was shadow boxing after taking a piss. It was an accident though, so mom didn't charge me.

I broke the shower curtain when I got bored and pulled on it while hammered. Mom said it was okay and didn't charge me, though.

I broke my keyboard in a fit of drunk rage a few months ago-that shit sucked. I think I broke something else, too.

I frequently piss all over my lawn when I'm drunk while my mom has her morning cigarette and I chat with her. Makes me feel like the proper white trash I am.

My mom is so nice to me. I'm such a shitty son.

>>9986261
How would you like it if someone came into your house? Don't joke about breaking and entering.

>>9986313
In her case, it will be entering and then breaking.

>>9986252
RP WITH ME OP

>>9986268
let me kiss it better

>>9986261
I can actually give you advice I picked up from my animu. First of all, to break in, tape up the window in an area and then elbow the middle of it. It doesn't even make a sound.

>>9986318
Read the e-mail field, please.

>>9986325
I did, but you made it so tempting I couldn't resist.

>>9986319

B-but it's weird when you know they're from /jp/....

W-what kinda imaginary girl do you like?

>>9986316
No, you are a good son and I love you like a brother.

I'm sure your mother would wish for nobody else as her son, don't forget to tell her you love her just as much.

Have a good day.

>>9986342

Thanks anon, you're sweet.

>>9986261
A ban request? Really? I'll make sure to include a picture of a Touhou next time I talk about rape.

My vision is blurry

Boys, can we please just take it easy and enjoy ourselves? No need to get upset or hostile.

sounds trill op are you cute?

>>9986368
>A ban request
that's some bullshit, is the new janitor a girl?

>>9986368
You deserved it, dude.

>>9986368
You're only allowed to blog about socially acceptable things here in /jp/.

>>9986397
Janitors can't ban people. Must have been a wandering mod.

>>9986412
>In addition to new janitors, we've made two noteworthy changes to our moderation system. The first change is the introduction of a temporary posting block that is applied when a janitor submits a ban request.

>>9986393

Maybe~

Are you?

>>9986412
>ban request
>request

>>9986412
They can submit ban requests and block you from posting.

>>9986412
Janitors can file ban request and that gives you a 15 minute block from posting

>>9986416
Oh, I thought that he ban stated "He asked for it" or something like that. I've been away from 4chan for too long.

It is less than 20 min before my dad reach to my place and pick me up for gym, thanks to certain helpful anon i am unable to prevent this crisis to happen. I try suicide but.....using knife to cut ymyself hurt a lot so i stop that, i dont have sleeping pills to go overdose it and rest in peace. What should i do /jp/???

>>9986431
Get a blog.

>>9986427
Why are people saying you're a whore? Please tell me it is not true.

Those new janitors are bullies.

>>9986415
nah man someones got to wear the pants otherwise it would be gay

I love reading erotic stories from the female point of view.

>>9986448

Oh, sorry. I only let cuties fuck me.