/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9981204
Google "Buy shipping container", and you'll get local results.

Whose eyes are those eyes?

Why not just live in a small trailer? The overall cost will be much cheaper considering it's easier to move and you don't need to convert the interior into a living space.

You can't really hook a storage container up to a car and drive it to where you're going to live.

>>9981242
containers are bullet proof and mostly sound proof.
i'll take that over mobility any day.

How would you get plumbing?

>>9981254
Don't need it. Just use a public toilet or shit in the woods or something.

>>9981254

>plumbing

Why do people use this stuff? It's much easier to just shit in the woods.

I'll never understand why people spend so much money to get septic tanks and plumbing installed just so they can shit with unhealthy pooping posture on a toilet.

I've seen them on ebay. Some guy was selling some off and would deliver too.

They go for about £1000. You have to be careful of rust and the general condition, and keep in mind what it was used to ship. Sometimes they can really smell.

>>9981277

>Shitting in the woods

Have fun with that when you gotta drop a really big one and it takes a while in the middle of winter or something.

So, being TruNEET is basically being a homeless person with a laptop, correct?

if you got locked inside one of these taht would be really scary and I think i would probably fall down and roll up to stay warm while crying and then i would be dad

>>9981289
If you haven't notice, a "truNEET" is basically a functional member of society with a job or ongoing education.

>>9981277
If you shit in the surrounding woods every day, you'll eventually become surrounded by sewage. You'll have to venture out further and further every time. It'll smell too.

Personally I'd go for a composting toilet and just keep the waste in sealed containers until it becomes usable as fertisiler.

I'd have an oil barrel bath too. It'd be wonderful

if only I had some land!

>>9981289

>in the middle of winter

That's what buckets and bottles are for.

Shit in the bucket or piss in the bottle and then dump out your shit bucket/piss bottle in the forest.

>>9981277
>plumbing is only used for toilets
I assume you take baths in one and drink from it too.

>>9981279
> Get a shipping container that was used to transport fish
> cover the floor with soft, cushy rubber or gel, preferably pink
>cover it with lubrication
>Slide and grind on it, hump it and cum everywhere
>pretend you're living inside you're waifus pussy everyday

>>9981306

>surrounded by sewage

Why not just use your shit? Manure is manure, might as well start up a shit garden.

>>9981277
it's used because most people live in overpopulated urban areas. It would be victorian london all over again.

>op just watched chaos head for the first time.

If you put the container next to a stream with clean water then you would be set for life.

Bathe in the stream, drink in the stream, piss and shit in the forest. That saves you nearly 20k right there when you think about the cost of installing a well, septic, and plumbing.

>>9981320
You have to let the shit rot for quite a long time to eliminate any harmful pathogens before it becomes usable.

>>9981323
Never heard of it.

>>9981215

Do you want to send us to india or something?

>>9981249
>containers are bullet proof

No they aren't. What ever gave you that idea?

>>9981347
Dubai

>>9981350
The fact that they're made out of fucking steel plates?

OP also keep in mind you'll have to insulate the walls. This isn't a super-warm country like japan where you can get away with it since it rarely drops below 0c over there.

>>9981319

I personally enjoy doing this:

-buy a nice sleeping bag about 10 lbs of fish
-throw all of the fish in the sleeping bag, and keep it evenly distributed best you can. Zip up the sleeping bag and roll it up carefully. Leave it in the sun during the summer for a week or two.
-Open up sleeping bag, and dump out the fish.
-coat the entire inside with petroleum jelly-don't worry, it won't ruin the fish smell
-On a dark, hot night, attach a piece of sausage to your belly-button carefully, and then tape it to the inside of the sleeping bag securely
-climb into the sleeping bag naked and hump everywhere
-as you cum, begin sliding out of the bag, naked and sticky with jelly and fish stink
-start crying, and pretend that you're a baby a you roll out onto the floor, kicking your legs, and chew the sausage cord off
-repeat until satisfied

>>9981350

They're a lot more bulletproof and secure than a fucking mobile home built out of pressed wood, vinyl and a thin slab of aluminum.

>>9981357
No need for that if you bring a computer along. Remove the fan and it'll pretty much act like a radiator, just remember to play a lot of Crysis.

Wouldnt it be super easy to build a house that size on your own? 2x4s, plywood, insulation. You could probably do it own your own in one day with a trip to a home center

It's easy to see number of American rednecks in this thread.

>>9981358
>The fact that they're made out of fucking steel plates?

A typical shipping container has walls less than a tenth of an inch thick. For reference, here is a video of a bullet hitting a steel plate one quarter of an inch thick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTraT4gl6Fw

>>9981374
The point is that the heat will escape. You don't understand. It's like putting a space heater next to a single glazed window.

>>9981393
>inches

stopped reading there.

>>9981400
Because Europeans know anything about firearms.

>>9981402
Only in America would somebody randomly walk up to your shipping container and start firing at you with something like this.

>>9981402
Hmm, and I wonder where all those glocks came from, which americans seem to be so fond of.

>>9981397
Oh, its like that in my house. We have these really small radiators installed right underneath these single glazed windows that don't close properly, and there's not enough space to put these very thin curtains inbetween the two. Its so dumb! I should contact the landlord about it sometime.Maybe tomorrow.

>>9981409

Actually, that can happen in plenty of places in Africa.

In America, it's more likely that you'd be the victim of a bullet coming back to earth, target practice missing it's mark, or some redneck hunter shooting at something and hitting your home.

Yeeehaw!

>>9981416
That has to be a building code violation.

>>9981413

Oh wow.

No one likes Glocks-they're only used because they're so fucking cheap. They're pieces of unreliable shit.

>>9981413
Americans are idiots because glocks suck.

>>9981416
Fuck, I remember seeing that image many moons ago. A couple of guys on 99chan, including myself, were contemplating constructing a commune.

Would /jp/ consider living in a /jp/ commune in the wilderness, if you had electricity and internet access?

>>9981425
I remember that thread. On that stupid projects board right?

>>9981425

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near you disgusting pieces of shit. It's one thing to post on a board with you and read your comments, but I never, ever want to see you, smell you, hear you, or otherwise acknowledge your pathetic existence.

If I lived in a /jp/ commune, I'd burn it down once it was all set, just to ruin everyone's lives.

>>9981416
If they put a couple grand into that, they could make it look really nice.

>>9981420
so that's why your police force carries them, and even "swat". America makes me laugh

>>9981425
Yes. I would be there in minutes. But I don't like the look of that building in the picture

>>9981242
OP isn't some sort of hillbilly, he has standards.

>>9981429
Don't be so rude you bully!

>>9981438
He has hillbilly soul that can't be denied.

>>9981427
Holy shit, exactly that thread. I was one of the idiots promoting seasteading -- oh yeah, we'll just buy a boat, grow plants on it for food, get satellite internet and get our power from a windmill!

Why was I such an idiot?

A little piece of me still wants to go full Walden with some /jp/easies, though. Farming in the day, drinking moonshine at night...

>>9981429
I wouldn't want to live with you either, meanie.

>>9981429
Would you point and laugh as you watched me burn to death? That kind of thing turns me on.

>>9981306
I'll just construct a catapult and fling it.

>>9981457
What if you have diarrhea, which would be a likely occurrence if you're drinking from an unfiltered water source.

I want to live like a hillbilly with /jp/.

We could even go hunting together. I can see it now, a whole pack of NEETs with rifles roaming through the woods and shooting at anything that moves.

>>9981475
We aren't all uncivilized americans like you.

>>9981413
>9mm
Real Americans use the 1911.

>>9981482

Europeans can't even be hilly billies if they wanted to. You don't have any big open forests to live in since everything is so cramped

>>9981475
If we were to do this, what would be the best place to live off the land?

I assume there is no one on /jp/ with enough money to buy land for us to live off of, so it would have to be a place where it would be easy for us to squat.

I-Is this what they call "Storage Otaku"??

>>9981500
We'll steal.
We'll be a NEET mafia redneck group.

>A father who pays £40 a week to live in a metal shipping container to beat sky-high rent charges is to be evicted because his home breaches planning laws.
>Craig Farmer, who describes the bizarre home as 'cosy,' is to be kicked out after his local council said the container - which comes with plumbing and electricity - breaches planning laws.

This is what happens when Europeans try to be free. They just kick you out and force you back into your overpriced apartments.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196304/Father-living-shipping-container-40-week-beat-sky-hi
gh-rents-faces-eviction.html

>>9981494
Are you serious?

>>9981511

Slav country doesn't count as Europe.

>>9981514
that's norway, actually.

>>9981504
Is this your epic not that new meme?

>>9981507

>>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196304/Father-living-shipping-container-40-week-bea
t-sky-high-rents-faces-eviction.html
>>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
>>Daily Mail

Go find a more reliable source than some British tabloid paper.

>>9981515

Vikings are just taller versions of slavs. You'll just freeze your ass off up there if you try to live in the forests anyway.

>>9981505
Even better.

12 NEETs, a couple hundred dollars in their pockets, 12 gauges in their hands, shooting out tires, riding their hogs, and doing whatever it takes.

Partying in the night away, talking about which 2hu theyd fug :DDDD

>>9981500
I'm sure there are, they just wouldn't want to spend the money on something like this.

>>9981533

>riding their hogs

>>9981533

>>9981531
Not every country North of Italy is like fucking Antartica you uneducated swine of an American.

>>9981544
Can someone turn this into an image macro with something to the effect of "Sudo got a bitch to ride him; why can't you?" Thanks.

>>9981450
People who are attracted to these types of threads never realize or are too young to realize that this shit NEVER ENDS UP HAPPENING

>>9981547

Norway is cold as HELL

Their only form of transportation in the winter time is dogs and reindeer

>>9981558
You're right, I was a teenager when I posted in the aforementioned thread, it's no surprise that nothing came of it.

I'm an adult with no responsibilities now, and I suspect many (if not most) of those browsing /jp/ right are in similar situations. If there is any time to think about it, now would be it.

>>9981577
The problem in my opinion is the fragmented userbase of /jp/. I doubt we are in the same country.

>>9981551
epig :DDDDD

>>9981558
Be the first, you fucking coward.

>>9981599
I'm fine in my mom's basement, thanks.

It's better to live alone in the wilderness than to live in a commune with /jp/.

It sounds like it would be fun, but one of you would be a murderous sociopath and each morning another NEET would be found in the middle of the commune skinned alive with his insides spread open and an expression of terror on his dead face.

It would be like a horror movie where we each get picked off one by one until it's too late.

>>9981572
Really?
This picture was taken in December last year.

>>9981618
Don't you understand anon? I'm just cleaning up the commune so that you and I can have some alone time.

>>9981620
How can that be norway when there is no snow everywhere?

>>9981620

And the whole place is a gigantic urban hellhole. Look at all those people, it's just as disgusting as any city.

I bet the unpopulated forests of Norway aren't very warm in the winter.

>>9981597
Whats your problem, I was just going to post it once the next time I see Sudo. At least I don't resort to posting pure nonsense, like you just did.