/jp/ - Otaku Culture

lol...

We do it all the time at the /jp/ meetups.

>>9973925
I'm having a /jp/ meetup in the bathroom of a local establishment tomorrow.

Where do we have /jp/ meetups in Illinois

Come on, don't be shy, boys! Take out those nice, yummy /jp/ cocks and stroke them for me! Go nice and slow and take it easy while feeling nice! I'd suck all of you lovely boys off if I could~

>>9973966
Stooop you're making me uncomfortable

It all happens in the IRC's. In fact, we're all about to simultaneously eject our juices. Come join us~!

>>9973980

But why? I would never laugh at your or humiliate you, anon-unless that turned you on. I just want to make your lovely, cute penis feel so nice that it squirts it juice in my mouth. Wouldn't that feel nice? I'll be super-gentle, and you can start pumping when you feel ready~

>>9973966
I'll suck your dick too if I could

>>9974001

That's very sweet of you, anon-kun.

/jp/ - lewd talks culture

>>9973917
Why do /jp/sies always post pictures like this? I have to fap for the 6th time today dammit.

>>9974000

How many dicks have you sucked today?

>>9974032
That's a good thing, anon. Why don't you stay and stroke with everyone? Isn't it nice to know that other /jp/ers are rubbing their stiff cocks viewing this same thread?

>>9974045
Not really thought, I always imagine /jp/ers as fat neckbeards and that doesn't really turn me on.

This thread is making me feel naughty...

There is nothing sexy about any of you sweaty, acne-covered fatasses twiddling your tiny cocks.

>>9974045
I guess

>>9974037

None I'm afraid-after all, I can't suck a lovely /jp/sie cock through a computer, silly! But I'd be doing that constantly if it was possible. I'd line my lips right up against the cock-port and make love with my lips and tongue to any gorgeous /jp/ cock that had the courage to come visit me. I know you would be awfully nervous, but I'd treat it right, I promise!

>>9974070
They'd be too small to even bother.

Circle jerks do nothing but bad, they encourage excluding everyone else and they are just dumb

>>9973989
The #/jp/ I lurk in always seems to be talking about MMOs or something else I don't really care about. A shame.

>>9974077

/jp/ jerk-off sessions with friends are meant to be inclusive and loving. We would never exclude a fellow /jp/er. Why do you call it dumb? You should keep your mind more open-it might be a nice experience, anon-kun.

>>9974075
How do you know?
Are you projecting?

>>9974055
>>9974058
I always imagine /jp/ers as in this pic

>>9974090
Why is there some much HOMU? Homu isn't even that attractive.

>>9974102
Ha, I like that one.

Damn, I'd love to have a /jp/ meetup full of cuddles, love and /jp/ cocks with all of you cute /jp/sies.
At least all the /jp/sies from the future will be able to do it thanks to VR. I hope they have lots of fun.

>>9974102
Imagining a bunch of that /jp/ talking about lewd things to each other still doesn't really turn me on.

/jp/, you're so cute! I can just imagine how wonderful your stiff cocks are ! Little ones, big ones, cut ones, uncut ones, I'd love it as long as it was attached to a cute, sweet /jp/sie!

>>9974159
What about you?

>>9974159
>cute, sweet /jp/sie

Sorry for your loss.

>>9974159
W-would you staple it to your eyepatch...?

>>9974167

M-me? My penis isn't as nice as the other /jp/ers, though!

>>9974181
Aw, don't say that! I'm sure your cock is really cute! I'd love to suck it so you could feel better~

>>9974112
Shut your WHORE mouth.

>>9974181
Hahah loser

When is the next /jp/ cocksuck meetup?

>>9974190

You're so sweet, anon! I'd let you cum over and over in my pretty mouth! Would you like me to wear a certain color of lipgloss or lipstick? Or would you prefer my smooth lips to remain natural~?

>>9974223
Oh my goodness! Is th-this what they call, "flirting?"

>>9974000
Only if your a boy too ;3

/jp/ meetup:
http://exhentai.org/g/534441/2df5d41346/

ne qt jpsies want to watch me jerk off on skype ???

>>9974282
Sure, post skype?

>>9974282
btw ladies only plz !!

>>9974235

O-Oh my~ I think it might be! It feels so lewd, though~

Are you /jp/ers making yourselves feel nice? I want you all to feel really nice with us! Won't you stroke that beautiful, smooth, succulent cock for me?

>>9974292
Yes I'm stroking my dick for a fat sweaty neckbeard on the internet.
My life is so amazing.

/jp/ meetup:
http://exhentai.org/g/529471/40f83b11a6/

>>9974298
If you're going to be 16+ hours a day sitting on your computer, you should at least pretend that the people you're talking to over the internet are cute little traps and not fat sweaty men, that way your life will feel less boring.
Besides, not everyone here is fat, sweaty or someone who doesn't shave. I'm sure a lot of /jp/sies are actually cute even if they're boys, and even if they aren't cute, at least they're cute on the inside, which is the only thing that matters here.

>>9974292
Are you cute
I don't want to have a good time with someone who isn't actually cute

>>9974298

But anon, darling~we're all cute little girls with cocks right now!

>>9974329
I'm fat, sweaty, and don't shave.

>>9974338
I want Yui to stomp my face with her bare feet and then rub her vaginal fluids over my body!

>>9974344
You sure this isn't /mu/?

I hope all you lovely /jp/sies are feeling really nice! Do your cocks feel good? Are you rubbing them and giving them all the attention they deserve?

>>9974382
Please don't associate Akari with your lewd posts!

>>9974382
I need lewd pictures to rub my penis to.

Don't associate lewd with erotic you homo.

This thread has given me a boner. I am conflicted on wanting to suck a dick and getting my dick sucked.

holy living shit this thread is gay as FUCK

Please someone fap on cam for me?

>>9974469
You can do both at the same time.

>>9974471
Sure.

I'm blushing while reading all this and I'm not even gay.

>>9974476
It's not gay if we're all lolis.

>>9974480
What is your skype?

>>9974476

What have you even been doing the whole time reading this thread?

By the way, I want to take your cock, and put it all the way into my mouth, then let it get harder and harder until it's fully erect and hard, then I would suck it and let you fuck my butt until I cum.

I would do anything to suck a cock this very minute!

i like slutty poster, it's nice when he comes around, I haven't read one of his posts in nearly 2 months

>>9974480
Please do it.

>>9974542
What a slut to cum from getting fucked.

What are some common household items that make a nice dildo? I need to masturbate my ass like a /jp/sie is impregnating me!

>>9974587

Brushes, cucumbers/zucchini etc., or screwdriver handles?

Don't forget to lube up good. Although, It's not going to be good as a real fleshy /jp/ dick pounding your butt.

>>9974552
I want to smash cocks with a baseball bat.

>>9974599
Can I just use your cock instead?

P-please post more
I've been edging for a while now

The things I'd do to Anonymous.

>>9974599
What about a warmed up real skin dildo.

>>9974747
It's cheaper to just find a man on CL.

>>9974771
Old hairy not cute and too rough.

>>9974791
You take what you can get.

>>9974791
If you close your eyes when they are doing you from behind you can imagine that it's a cute /jp/sie.