/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd be a slut.

I'd be clingy...

An unfaithful slut

>>9968871

why?

Probably tsun, because I've never met a girl who was, and it would throw my BF off.

>>9968873
I like the ellipsis you used, Sakura-san... I think you are pretty cute even if you are a guy.

>>9968885

>>9968882
Thanks anon. I like you too...

>Wanting to be a girl
>So you can have sex with dudes

Want to know how I know you're gay /jp/?

Slutty but faithful.

Shy and reserved. But with an S side.

What's in the notebook?

I would still be shy and quiet, however with my boyfriend I would go through the day teasing him sexually, like sitting next to him and class and just rubbing his leg or gently touch his crotch from time to time, but would hold him out for days if possible before pleasing him in a public restroom, and forcing him to lick his own cum from my face or body before going back to class.

A bitch.

Tonari is pretty much my clone.

>>9968914

Her homework. She does not want your fatass to cheat off her so she clutches it snugly to her chest.

Childish and hyper!

Probably an ADHD bitch.

In primary school there was a friendless transfer student who had to hang around with her four-year younger siblings just not to be alone in recess.

I'd be her.

>>9968874
Cause sluts get what they want.

>>9968970

even if they are ugly?

>>9968979
Why would you want to be ugly?

>>9968885
Duh. Why else would you want to be a girl?

>>9968927

>bitch

She isn't a bitch, just a childish prude really.

>>9969016
You sound like someone who watched the shitty anime.

Get out of /jp/.

>>9969025

You're right, I haven't read the manga, I'm sure it is better though.

>>9969025
It's literally the same

>>9969025
You sound like you don't have a dick. Wanna be my girlfriend?

>>9969025
Personally I didn't really like the whole "Hazumu has to form a relationship to alter his fate or die" manga ending. Seemed too contrived even for a manga with aliens that give people sex-changes. (Though apparently the anime ending is even worse.)

>>9969035
And you're literally a retarded faggot.

>>9968863
A kuudere meganekko.

>>9969064

Reported.

>>9969064
Why the HECK are you talking about Kashimashi?

>>9969074

Well if that isn't a shock, the person defending some random shoujo series happens to be the accell spammer chick.

>>9969037
I don't date virgin nerds, everyone knows that.

The most I would do is step on your crinkly, cheese-encrusted dick and spit on your acne-ridden face. Faggot.

>>9969074
btw i'm a girl

>>9969093
Will you be my girlfriend then?

>>9969085
I spammed Tonari long before Accel even came out.

>>9969100

srry taken bb

>>9969092

>>9969092
That sounds pretty hot.

I wouldn't be a girlfriend at all. Relationships are bad and sex is gross.

Sporadic, ADD, strong-willed but at times clingy. However I'm already taken by the love of my life >>9969074
>>9969092

>>9969113

Psst, he already knows that.

I'd make a ton of delicious foods, play co-op video games, and hide pieces of paper with " :3 " written in the significant other's things.

Oh, I'd wear cute shit around the house too.

Personality wise, definitely Yandere. If anyone harms my s/o, I'll fucking take them straight to the cold, watery depths of the sea with me.

>>9968863
I'm a man. What kind of question is that?

>>9969092
>>9969130
Congrats on the marriage.

>>9969150
Marriage might be a little difficult but we are in a loving relationship, thank you friend.

I'd demand unprotected sex every single day until I got pregnant. I've always wanted to give birth.

>>9969146

That's beautiful dude

I'd be the playful loving type. Not that it matters, no one would want me.

>>9969152
Why would marriage be difficult? Don't give up.

>>9969152
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>9969166
But giving birth hurts.

I have a foot fetish so if I turned into a girl I would probably just spend all my time smelling and licking my feet.

>>9969161
I try my best. Wanna hear something sad, I did the :3 paper thing with my last girlfriend. Would hide the paper pieces in her purse, coat pockets, shoes... etc. She never "understood it" and didn't like :3 face. Brokeup soon after.

>>9969173
What a tsundere.

>>9969182
I never understood this.
Unless you're getting a c-section, giving birth sounds like it'd be pleasurable rather than painful.

>>9969182
Just get a C-section.

>>9969188
Personally I'd find that quite endearing but I can understand where someone might be coming from if they dislike that.

>>9969182
Don't you want to give birth to Angra Mainyu?

>>9969182
Maybe he just meant the general idea of carrying the seed and bringing new life into the world.

>>9969092
Be my girlfriend.

>>9969182

feminist would have you to believe this but many women have had zen like orgasms during it or euphoria, also there's epidurals and anesthesia's to lessen the pain

i'm not going to say it's completely painless but women do tend to blow it out of proportion at times

I'd be the world's strongest girlfriend.
Reading Hustler on planes and frequently getting injured.

wow dude thats fucking gay as shit what are you even smoking

>>9969466
Cocks

A shitty one probably. I'm selfish, self centered, and carefree to a fault but I'm sure there would be people who like that. It kind of even out though since I've been told I'm a funny guy. Then again nobody likes funny women so yeah.

>>9969522
Did the person who told you you were a funny guy also say that he'd kill you last?