/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9968406
Who else is not american?

>>9968406
im so fucking on edge right now

all lights off, disabled doorbell, front porch light off, everything muted no music/tv

house next to me last year got tp'ed and i'm so fucking scared they'll do me this year, I can't go outside to clean.. it'll be a mess for years until mother natures cleans it

i'm eating a shit ton of candy that just fell from the sky
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I was giving out candy but my mom didn't buy enough so I ran out. Now I feel bad for the kids that come.

I gave out candy last year so my dad is giving candy.

The houses that don't give candy on my neighborhood get vandalized.

Fuck kids.

Who else just returned home with no candy because too shy to ring a doorbell?

I gave out candy on the street in a pinstripe suit and told kids to tell all their friends but not the cops.

>>9968487
me...PROFOUND SADNESS

I gave out candy to kids who came by. There were only 4 groups this year though. It's getting kind of depressing. I guess I have to eat the rest of the candy myself.

I live in a cabin in the woods.

You're more likely to get a shotgun to the face than candy around here.

>>9968510
Hey there Accela how is your halloween going, mines going great now that you've decided to make a post. I was really worried cause I haven't seen you online in awhile, but I'm really glad that I get to spend halloween with the love of my life now. Thank you for giving me such a nice present, and I just want to add that I love you very much <3

>>9968406
That's not the saddest thing I heard all day, considering that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Surprise!!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>9968516

>>9968526
Why Jew?

>>9968516
How the fuck are you here every time I make a post?

I also don't celebrate Halloween so you're still spending it alone, homo.

>>9968526
Thanks, but I think that award should go to Accela, I wouldn't have the motivation to post as I do if I wasn't so completely in love with her.

There are no trick-r-treaters in our neighborhood. I just watched Ju-on with my mom, though. She thought it was scary.

>>9968534
I already told you why Accela, our hearts beat as one, with fate acting as our matchmaker. We were meant to be together, the universe has made it so. Well then thats fine I still get to spend my halloween night with you and I love you SO MUCH. You can't escape destiny my love.

>>9968406

its now 2:30am here, nobody came round trick or treating.

So i just got tipsy off scotch instead, have a good halloween /jp/

>>9968534
I ended up baking some cute lemon with vanilla frosting cupcakes for you, which I decorated with cute little red sprinkle hearts. You weren't on for so long that I never got to share them with you, but don't worry I was able to donate them to a local bake sale the next day. Now our love is even impacting the happiness of others!

There were only a few little kids around.

It's for the best since I wasn't going to give anything to the teenagers.

Every year, my grandmother who I live with goes with aunt and her children. Every year, I wait for her to leave so I'm left to hand out the candy. This year after she left I moved my laptop to the front room and prepared myself a nice cup of tea, ready to hand out candy for hours. My grandmother returned after I handed out candy to just two groups, saying my aunt didn't want her to come along because my grandmother has been having trouble walking.

It's disappointing.

Only one family came to my house and everyone else skipped me so I turned off the light.

Now I'm listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzilquQlBE and enjoying what's left of my favorite holiday.

I wasn't home for a great deal of today. I did see people driving the kids around from house to house. God forbid they should walk a little to get some candy

Some super cute like, 14 year old girls came to my door asking for food donations. One was asian. I wanted to fuck her so hard

>>9968584
14 is too old. What a freak.

>>9968563
>>9968548
I know you ended up reading these anyways, even if you're too embarrassed to reply, thats alright. Anyways I just wanted to say have a good night Accela and you mean the world to me.

>>9968595
14 year olds need love too.

I live on a dead-end road that only has houses on one side.

I haven't had anyone come to my door in years.

Ugh I got totally blindsided this year. The doorbell rang at just past 4pm and I thought it was the post so I answered.

But no! Some two year old boy in a heavy jacket over a dress and his snarly mom looking for handouts. Worst day of the year.

>>9968616
14 is still really old.

>>9968446
I think it's time you went ghost hunting.

We don't celebrate Halloween here.

>>9968607
Please stop talking to me.

You've ruined my night.

>>9968572
What is the original non-vocal of this?

>>9968662
You should really stop bullying people.

>>9968572
That wasn't bad.

>>9968645
You should really get one of those spyglass thingies.

>>9968662
You're so cute, with every post you make my heart grows fonder. I know I didn't ruin your night, if the beat of my own heart is any indication, then I'd say you're flustered. I love you Accela, the universe has decided for us to be together, our red threads of fate are one and the same.

>>9968664
>non-vocal
>not doing AJATT

>>9968670
Like I give a fuck.

By order of the Governor, Halloween is moved to next week. So I will eat all the candy now.

>>9968683
I'm not flustered, I'm frustrated.

My night is already shitty enough spending it here, I don't need some stalker making me instinctively look behind my back every 10 seconds. The universe is a pretty shitty place if this is what it's decided for me.

>>9968700
You're an attention whore, why don't you like people giving you attention?

>>9968686
You should.

>>9968693
lol chris cristie is fat as HELL xD

>>9968704
I just want to shit up /jp/ as much as possible, if that means attention whoring then that's what I'll do.

One of these days moot will have to delete this board due to my rampant shitposting and I'll finally be relieved of my duties.

>>9968707
Yeah, right.

Come at me, kid. You'll be dead in seconds.

>>9968700
Hardly a stalker my love, this is quite mutual, as you know yourself. At least you've come to accept the obvious signs of destiny, but I don't believe you need to be worried I only have love for you, as you me. Try to be more positive, now you got to have a conversation fueled by love rather than from what it sounds like - stagnation.

While the destined day may not be today or even five years from now, I know in the bottom of my heart that we will be brought together by fate so worry not; I look forward to such a day with longing, as I know you do as well.

>>9968714
>moot
>giving anything within 5000 miles of a fuck about /jp/
So I'm guessing there's no plans after retirement.

>>9968708
He's also a total jackass.

>>9968718
I'd like to see you try.

>>9968723
You can say it as much as you like but we both know you're a virgin nerd who's going to die in his room alone after 50 years of planning to leave your house and find me and never doing it.

Just like that faggot who never showed up to my door with my address in his inbox.

>>9968725
He can't ignore my e-mails forever. I have thousand of email accounts at my disposal.

>>9968741
I realize your flustered state is causing you to write things like that in a panic, but regardless none of the circumstances of us meeting matter, it will happen because fate has determined it will. Furthermore, it is for this very same reason that the other individual didn't show, or was not of the mind to do so, he was never meant to in the first place.

>>9968735
I don't "try".

Step foot on my property and you won't have a foot. You're fucking with the wrong person on the internet.

>>9968754
There's no such thing as fate you homo.

Go watch Noein and then kill yourself.

>>9968755
I won't step on your property, I have shitty horror movies to watch. You're gonna have to come at me.

>>9968774
As if I would waste my time on a maggot.

>>9968805
Scared?

I am 21 and I went trick or treating. Here's what I got.

>>9968767
I always always under the impression that one of Lain's key themes was fate, even after the removal of the antagonist - if you can call him that - she still ends up with pseudo-deity status.

Anyways, I'm going to go make myself some tea and relax. I'll be thinking of you, and I know you will of me, as any denial will only lend itself to even deeper thoughts of me - your destined partner. I love you Accela, good night.

>>9968824
Damn, I want a twix now. I haven't had one in years.

Watched some streams on /x/.
/x/ has shit taste.

>>9968725
Who ur quoting dude

Holy shit man, why is this stalker so cute?
I wonder if this is for real. Now I want to keep looking for posts of them.

>>9968950
Being stalked isn't "cute".

>>9968854

Is /x/ like the dedicated streaming board or something? Pretty much the only thing there is immagrants from /b/, people who think they have magical powers, and people streaming goosebumps or completely unrelated movies.

I know that sounds good, but the board is actually way worse than I'm making it sound.

>>9969014
stalking is 萌え

>>9968950
Fate brought us together and my dedication is testament to my love for Accela. The more miraculous thing is that I somehow manage to start browsing /jp/ almost exactly when she posts - which of course further solidifies my resolve.

Just to add if you're still around: I love you Accela XOXOXO.

>>9968406
me, fuck halloween

>>9969096

>>9969128
I like what's going on in the background.

>>9969128
It always seemed to me that Madotsuki was the type of girl that was always screaming for someone to love her. I think I preferred you more when you had a more well anchored personality, however I am more than capable of accepting this part of you as well; human beings are quite dynamic after alland to love a person you must accept them in their entirety.

>>9969140
fscntng

>>9969096
Thanks for responding, I guess. I am actually trying to control myself so I don't obsess over your posts. I believe I've noticed her (or his, who knows) posts before, but I never noticed these lovingly declarations. I can't even know if this isn't just one person messing around, or two people indeed but the stalker is just saying those things for fun. But this is still cute to me. Good night.

>>9969267
Thats alright friend, our love is a public one, bringing the thread between me and Accela ever closer. Good night.