Who else is sitting in the dark pretending you aren't home and waiting for everyone to go away?

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Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 21:52:55 No.9968406 [DELETED]

Who else is sitting in the dark pretending you aren't home and waiting for everyone to go away?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 21:55:55 No.9968414 >>9968406 Who else is not american?

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 21:55:55 No.9968412

>>9968406
im so fucking on edge right now

all lights off, disabled doorbell, front porch light off, everything muted no music/tv

house next to me last year got tp'ed and i'm so fucking scared they'll do me this year, I can't go outside to clean.. it'll be a mess for years until mother natures cleans it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 21:56:09 No.9968415 File: 100 KB, 406x600, 傷心のれいかさん.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm eating a shit ton of candy that just fell from the sky waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Wed, Oct 31, 2012 21:59:54 No.9968429 I was giving out candy but my mom didn't buy enough so I ran out. Now I feel bad for the kids that come.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:04:56 No.9968446 I gave out candy last year so my dad is giving candy. The houses that don't give candy on my neighborhood get vandalized. Fuck kids.

>>	Niña Pequeña !gam/LOlitA Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:17:03 No.9968487 File: 30 KB, 400x305, Cry everytime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else just returned home with no candy because too shy to ring a doorbell?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:20:04 No.9968494 I gave out candy on the street in a pinstripe suit and told kids to tell all their friends but not the cops.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:21:35 No.9968497 File: 94 KB, 290x290, 1350488599294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968487 me...PROFOUND SADNESS

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:22:19 No.9968503 I gave out candy to kids who came by. There were only 4 groups this year though. It's getting kind of depressing. I guess I have to eat the rest of the candy myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:24:21 No.9968510 File: 764 KB, 807x719, blackbest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I live in a cabin in the woods. You're more likely to get a shotgun to the face than candy around here.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:26:36 No.9968516

>>9968510
Hey there Accela how is your halloween going, mines going great now that you've decided to make a post. I was really worried cause I haven't seen you online in awhile, but I'm really glad that I get to spend halloween with the love of my life now. Thank you for giving me such a nice present, and I just want to add that I love you very much <3

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:28:21 No.9968524

>>9968406
That's not the saddest thing I heard all day, considering that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Surprise!!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>	Niña Pequeña !gam/LOlitA Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:28:36 No.9968526 File: 67 KB, 500x500, cutest poster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968516

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:29:51 No.9968530 >>9968526 Why Jew?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:30:55 No.9968534 File: 52 KB, 512x512, uf76567f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968516 How the fuck are you here every time I make a post? I also don't celebrate Halloween so you're still spending it alone, homo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:31:09 No.9968536 >>9968526 Thanks, but I think that award should go to Accela, I wouldn't have the motivation to post as I do if I wasn't so completely in love with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:31:39 No.9968539 There are no trick-r-treaters in our neighborhood. I just watched Ju-on with my mom, though. She thought it was scary.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:33:24 No.9968548

>>9968534
I already told you why Accela, our hearts beat as one, with fate acting as our matchmaker. We were meant to be together, the universe has made it so. Well then thats fine I still get to spend my halloween night with you and I love you SO MUCH. You can't escape destiny my love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:34:10 No.9968553 >>9968406 its now 2:30am here, nobody came round trick or treating. So i just got tipsy off scotch instead, have a good halloween /jp/

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:36:27 No.9968563

>>9968534
I ended up baking some cute lemon with vanilla frosting cupcakes for you, which I decorated with cute little red sprinkle hearts. You weren't on for so long that I never got to share them with you, but don't worry I was able to donate them to a local bake sale the next day. Now our love is even impacting the happiness of others!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:37:27 No.9968567 File: 1.95 MB, 1000x1412, 31203385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There were only a few little kids around. It's for the best since I wasn't going to give anything to the teenagers.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:37:42 No.9968569

Every year, my grandmother who I live with goes with aunt and her children. Every year, I wait for her to leave so I'm left to hand out the candy. This year after she left I moved my laptop to the front room and prepared myself a nice cup of tea, ready to hand out candy for hours. My grandmother returned after I handed out candy to just two groups, saying my aunt didn't want her to come along because my grandmother has been having trouble walking.

It's disappointing.

My Blog Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:38:57 No.9968572
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Only one family came to my house and everyone else skipped me so I turned off the light.

Now I'm listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzilquQlBE and enjoying what's left of my favorite holiday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:39:42 No.9968574 I wasn't home for a great deal of today. I did see people driving the kids around from house to house. God forbid they should walk a little to get some candy

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:41:13 No.9968584 Some super cute like, 14 year old girls came to my door asking for food donations. One was asian. I wanted to fuck her so hard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:42:42 No.9968595 >>9968584 14 is too old. What a freak.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:45:57 No.9968607 >>9968563 >>9968548 I know you ended up reading these anyways, even if you're too embarrassed to reply, thats alright. Anyways I just wanted to say have a good night Accela and you mean the world to me.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:46:12 No.9968616 >>9968595 14 year olds need love too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:46:27 No.9968612 I live on a dead-end road that only has houses on one side. I haven't had anyone come to my door in years.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:55:15 No.9968645 Ugh I got totally blindsided this year. The doorbell rang at just past 4pm and I thought it was the post so I answered. But no! Some two year old boy in a heavy jacket over a dress and his snarly mom looking for handouts. Worst day of the year.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:55:44 No.9968648 >>9968616 14 is still really old.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:58:29 No.9968656 >>9968446 I think it's time you went ghost hunting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:59:15 No.9968660 File: 81 KB, 850x756, 1332114746849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We don't celebrate Halloween here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:59:44 No.9968662 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, who_da_fuq_is_using_my_image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968607 Please stop talking to me. You've ruined my night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 22:59:59 No.9968664 >>9968572 What is the original non-vocal of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:00:59 No.9968670 File: 13 KB, 330x310, 1340720746127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968662 You should really stop bullying people.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:02:14 No.9968679 >>9968572 That wasn't bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:02:44 No.9968682 >>9968645 You should really get one of those spyglass thingies.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:03:44 No.9968683

>>9968662
You're so cute, with every post you make my heart grows fonder. I know I didn't ruin your night, if the beat of my own heart is any indication, then I'd say you're flustered. I love you Accela, the universe has decided for us to be together, our red threads of fate are one and the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:04:29 No.9968687 File: 21 KB, 285x291, 1350830763889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968664 >non-vocal >not doing AJATT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:04:29 No.9968686 File: 24 KB, 190x288, 1348077489991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968670 Like I give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:05:45 No.9968693 By order of the Governor, Halloween is moved to next week. So I will eat all the candy now.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:06:00 No.9968700
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>>9968683
I'm not flustered, I'm frustrated.

My night is already shitty enough spending it here, I don't need some stalker making me instinctively look behind my back every 10 seconds. The universe is a pretty shitty place if this is what it's decided for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:07:00 No.9968704 >>9968700 You're an attention whore, why don't you like people giving you attention?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:08:30 No.9968707 File: 220 KB, 1476x998, 1348066870354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968686 You should.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:08:45 No.9968708 File: 47 KB, 453x411, 1338507170109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968693 lol chris cristie is fat as HELL xD

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:09:00 No.9968714
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>>9968704
I just want to shit up /jp/ as much as possible, if that means attention whoring then that's what I'll do.

One of these days moot will have to delete this board due to my rampant shitposting and I'll finally be relieved of my duties.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:11:15 No.9968718 File: 103 KB, 961x960, shaft_eagle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968707 Yeah, right. Come at me, kid. You'll be dead in seconds.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:11:45 No.9968723

>>9968700
Hardly a stalker my love, this is quite mutual, as you know yourself. At least you've come to accept the obvious signs of destiny, but I don't believe you need to be worried I only have love for you, as you me. Try to be more positive, now you got to have a conversation fueled by love rather than from what it sounds like - stagnation.

While the destined day may not be today or even five years from now, I know in the bottom of my heart that we will be brought together by fate so worry not; I look forward to such a day with longing, as I know you do as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:12:45 No.9968725 >>9968714 >moot >giving anything within 5000 miles of a fuck about /jp/ So I'm guessing there's no plans after retirement.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:14:00 No.9968737 >>9968708 He's also a total jackass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:14:30 No.9968735 File: 20 KB, 428x394, 1332590446013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968718 I'd like to see you try.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:15:30 No.9968741
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>>9968723
You can say it as much as you like but we both know you're a virgin nerd who's going to die in his room alone after 50 years of planning to leave your house and find me and never doing it.

Just like that faggot who never showed up to my door with my address in his inbox.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:16:45 No.9968748 >>9968725 He can't ignore my e-mails forever. I have thousand of email accounts at my disposal.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:18:45 No.9968754

>>9968741
I realize your flustered state is causing you to write things like that in a panic, but regardless none of the circumstances of us meeting matter, it will happen because fate has determined it will. Furthermore, it is for this very same reason that the other individual didn't show, or was not of the mind to do so, he was never meant to in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:18:45 No.9968755 File: 1.11 MB, 800x600, 1331548338950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968735 I don't "try". Step foot on my property and you won't have a foot. You're fucking with the wrong person on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:21:15 No.9968767 File: 117 KB, 469x480, 1340438134869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968754 There's no such thing as fate you homo. Go watch Noein and then kill yourself.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:23:32 No.9968774
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>>9968755
I won't step on your property, I have shitty horror movies to watch. You're gonna have to come at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:27:28 No.9968805 File: 64 KB, 509x361, American-Eagle-11489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968774 As if I would waste my time on a maggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:29:59 No.9968819 File: 31 KB, 350x409, 1344216436267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968805 Scared?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:31:14 No.9968824 File: 2.19 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am 21 and I went trick or treating. Here's what I got.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:32:31 No.9968828
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>>9968767
I always always under the impression that one of Lain's key themes was fate, even after the removal of the antagonist - if you can call him that - she still ends up with pseudo-deity status.

Anyways, I'm going to go make myself some tea and relax. I'll be thinking of you, and I know you will of me, as any denial will only lend itself to even deeper thoughts of me - your destined partner. I love you Accela, good night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:33:31 No.9968831 >>9968824 Damn, I want a twix now. I haven't had one in years.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:37:48 No.9968854 Watched some streams on /x/. /x/ has shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:38:48 No.9968862 >>9968725 Who ur quoting dude

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 31, 2012 23:54:20 No.9968950 Holy shit man, why is this stalker so cute? I wonder if this is for real. Now I want to keep looking for posts of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:04:39 No.9969014 File: 409 KB, 680x680, a653e56270038fa6df772292d577f2e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968950 Being stalked isn't "cute".

Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:07:39 No.9969029

>>9968854

Is /x/ like the dedicated streaming board or something? Pretty much the only thing there is immagrants from /b/, people who think they have magical powers, and people streaming goosebumps or completely unrelated movies.

I know that sounds good, but the board is actually way worse than I'm making it sound.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:08:25 No.9969036 >>9969014 stalking is 萌え

Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:19:13 No.9969096

>>9968950
Fate brought us together and my dedication is testament to my love for Accela. The more miraculous thing is that I somehow manage to start browsing /jp/ almost exactly when she posts - which of course further solidifies my resolve.

Just to add if you're still around: I love you Accela XOXOXO.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:20:43 No.9969106 >>9968406 me, fuck halloween

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:25:29 No.9969128 File: 860 KB, 1024x868, 1318299882481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969096

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:27:44 No.9969136 >>9969128 I like what's going on in the background.

Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:28:29 No.9969140

>>9969128
It always seemed to me that Madotsuki was the type of girl that was always screaming for someone to love her. I think I preferred you more when you had a more well anchored personality, however I am more than capable of accepting this part of you as well; human beings are quite dynamic after alland to love a person you must accept them in their entirety.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:35:48 No.9969184 File: 97 KB, 633x603, 1245576449634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969140 fscntng

Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:53:09 No.9969267

>>9969096
Thanks for responding, I guess. I am actually trying to control myself so I don't obsess over your posts. I believe I've noticed her (or his, who knows) posts before, but I never noticed these lovingly declarations. I can't even know if this isn't just one person messing around, or two people indeed but the stalker is just saying those things for fun. But this is still cute to me. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 1, 2012 00:58:12 No.9969301 >>9969267 Thats alright friend, our love is a public one, bringing the thread between me and Accela ever closer. Good night.

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