/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, I'm an autism.

chuuni at heart yes

neet no

Stop.

This is not an irc channel.

Just stop.

Please.

Cutest girl of the season.

>>9967706
Crumbs are cute

>>9967702
>neet no

get out

>>9967712
What's the problem, Anonymous?

>>9967714
Really?

>>9967712
I don't even have irc client.

>>9967717
You can't do this.

Captcha ate my sage.

Take this.

You will never recover from this.

Thread is now dead.

Please stop. I'm not kidding. Why are you people doing this? Please.

>>9967711
I like wagahai-chan

I usually take exception to liking the protagonist female best, but she's 2qt.

>>9967727
You didn't answer my question.

I can't help you if you refuse to cooperate.

PLEASE LISTEN.

This isn't board related. Please delete your thread. Please!

>>9967737
I like autistic NEKO DE ARU and miss Best Body of 2012 from the same anime.

#WOOPWOOP

>>9967751

>>9967753
NO STOP PLEASE YOU CAN'T POST THIS HERE

Please understand. You can delete your thread now.

Chuuni-bros is the first moe anime I can watch after years of K-on autistic degradation.

>>9967751

Cute things are always /jp/ related, though.

>>9967768
THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE
>>>/a/

Please! You have to listen to me.

>>9967776

>>9967776
You'll have to go through me first.

>>9967776
Please listen to him. Please. I just want to browse /jp/ and enjoy chuuni koi separately. Please.

>>9967775
Look at this thread! It's not supposed to be like this. I like cute but this is just pure /a/.

THERE IS NO /jp/ IN HERE.

Please understand.

>>9967713
It says Otaku culture, not NEET culture.

>>9967789

Ok, I understand now.

Thank you for telling me.

>>9967790
>It says Otaku culture, not NEET culture.

Being a NEET is part of Otaku culture.
Anime is part of Otaku culture.

Secondaries with 2hu-shit pictures from Danbooru are not part of Otaku culture.

>>9967789
>THERE IS NO /jp/ IN HERE.

I ARE MARIZA DA ZE I ARE LIKE PATCHOLI SMELLS LIKE BANANAS xDDDDDDD

Now it's /jp/.

>>9967801
NO! PLEASE it's not! Please read the rules!!

I promise this isn't board related. Please listen to me.

>>9967809
You don't understand ANYTHING! Please trust me.

Please, this isn't the right place for you. You AREN'T ready to post yet.

Please understand!

>>9967801
>Being a NEET is part of Otaku culture.

Only for a select minority. Not at all comparable to how anime is related to Otaku Culture.

>>9967819
I'm posting on /jp/ since 2002 year and you are not the one to stop me, neo-/jp/ nerd.

>>9967792
I am glad you understand now. It is all OK, please, you can now delete the thread.

>>9967831
>I'm posting on /jp/ since 2002

Absolutely delicious.

>>9967819

Diagnosis: turbonerd.

>>9967827
>Only for a select minority.

So you imply that the majority of /jp/ is now casual office rats?
Oh, how sad, how sad.

>>9967837
Forgot my image she is so fantastic.

>>9967819
You do not have a say in what is and isn't rule-breaking.

>>9967841
You should have been able to deduce that for yourself.

>>9967809
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_O4XKSHSrw

I want her delicious sister.

>>9967841
I implied nothing of the sort.

>>9967849
>You do not have a say in what is and isn't rule-breaking.
YES! You're right! Please, read the rules. Then you can see if you are rule-breaking! Please do so. I'm glad you understand.

>>9967856
It's simply logic, son. You just got owned and confirmed for casual secondary office rat.

Please ignore derail-anon, he does this in every thread he does not like.

>>9967863
No, I don't understand.

>>9967867
I was talking strictly of Otaku Culture. My statement had nothing to do with the denizens of the /jp/ board. Also, you fail to acknowledge the fact that there is more than just Joe Schmoe cubicle work. Essentially wrong on all accounts.

>>9967883
>I was talking strictly of Otaku Culture. My statement had nothing to do with the denizens of the /jp/ board. Also, you fail to acknowledge the fact that there is more than just Joe Schmoe cubicle work. Essentially wrong on all accounts.

Backpedaling & cheap excuses.
Get better, /v/ermin.

>>9967897
I'm not on a bicycle, I cannot backpedal. I also believe you are mistaken for there are no excuses.

Wrong once more.

>>9967721
I don't even know what an irc channel is.
Get on my level.

tfw ironic shitposting goes meta

In this ITT thread: reddit and /v/.

>>9967906
Son, you make it worse for your e-reputation. Please stop. You are not in the same league with true /jp/ers like me and you just showed it. Go back to >>>/v/ and don't come back before you'll get at least 5 years of experience.

>>9967863
Congrats.

awww these babies are mad because people shat on their neet thread

>>9967939
I'm worried Anonymous, do you have eyesight complications? This is /jp/, not reddit or /v/.

Please seek medical attention immediately. I hate when you worry me like this...

>>9967939
>In this ITT thread: reddit and /v/.

I ARE MARIZA DA ZE I ARE LIKE PATCHOLI SMELLS LIKE BANANAS xDDDDDDD SANAE A GOOD GRL FANFLY SAKYUA PADSU REIMO ARPITS

Now it's /jp/.

>>9967949
I don't believe we're even speaking the same language anymore. Are you sure you're alright?

I think you need a nap. Please, don't strain yourself any further; I don't know what I'd do should your health deteriorate any further.

>>9967963

also MEME ARROWS W-WHO ARE YOU QUOTING lel xD

>>9967963
She doesn't say it!

Report the people trying to derail this thread.

>>9967984
Thanks Gigs. I'm glad there's someone who can keep calm and use common sense around here.

>>9967984
Report yourself for being off topic.

HEY IZ DIS /A/ WHERE I CAN DISCUSS NARUTO XDD??

OMG I LOVE SASUKE DONT U???

>>9967994
Where's the off-topic?

>>9967996
Why would she need glasses if she has one eye?

>>9967996
There should be more monocle lolis around.

>>9967999
whoa man chill out

>>9967984

are there even janitors at /jp/?

Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous
Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style


Bring da motherfuckin ruckus
Bring da motherfuckin ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da motherfuckin ruckus
Bring da motherfuckin ruckus

>>9968008

Y SHULD I CHILL OUT LOL

??

Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
Aw shit, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an'
However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era
Hardrocks is locked the fuck up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas

I watch my back like I'm locked down, hardcore
Hittin sound, watch me act bugged, and tear it down
A literate type asshole, songs goin gold, no doubt
and you watch a corny nigga fold
Yeah, they fake and all that
Carryin gats but yo, my Clan
Rollin like forty Macs
Now ya act convinced, I guess it makes sense
Wu-Tang, yo sewwwwwwwww, represent
I wait for one to act up
Now I got him backed up
Gun to his neck now, react what?
And that's one in the chamber
Wu-Tang banger, 36 styles of danger

Oh my god Based God!
You could fuck my bitch, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!

Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I fuck your bitch
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup

[Verse 1]
Eat the cake like Annie Mae
Young Based God and I been doin my thing
Take my shirt off and the girls go insane
Four diamond rings, two big-ass chains
Eat that wonton soup I got the cash like chang chang chang
Bitches suck my dick because I cum like 36 ways
AK-47 leave that bitch with no fucking name
Call my main bitch and she stay giving me brain
Put that bitch to shame, violate that brain
Young Based God dope my bitch like I'm cocaine
Bitches snort my ring, that crackpipe like my chain
Found a dope man, I ride that bitch like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
Bitch don't give no fuck, that's why I fuck her in the face
Fuck you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God

>>9968037
I got a whole lotta money, pop that pussy for me
My homie got that yopper, he'll bang it at a copper
Ay, gangsta party, gangsta party, gangsta party!
Stove on my waist, cook your ass up, gourmet
All-black .44, do you want foreplay?
I'm going at your face like Oil of Olay
No champagne, but you know my flag Rose
Swagger on steroids: Canseco, Jose
No Limit Records: We so 'bout it 'bout it
I'm higher than a bitch, feel like I climbed a fucking mountain
Illest nigga you know, my accountant's still counting
Shot hit him a minute ago but his body's still bouncing
Beam on the hammer, beam on your forehead
Gotta kill the witnesses cause Birdman car red
Hollygrove Monster, Eagle Street creature
Come to your funeral, kill everybody but the preacher
I live in Miami, nigga, I'll South Beach ya
Robin Leach, uh, that's how we ballin'
You know that I'm loaded, but please don't think its sweeter
Beat one of you bitch niggas up like John Cena
Them hoes on Young Money, tell them hoes we coming
Boy, we get it popping, we ain't saving hoes, we swapping
Yeah, gangsta party, gangsta party, gangsta party!
Big head Desert Eagle, call it "shotty"
How'd you get that money? Stunna taught me that
That Xan took me under, patron brought me back
I'm leaning on you muthafuckers like I caught a flat
And that Glock snap back like an old Starter hat
What the lick read? I'm in the big league
I'm a breath of fresh air "Let the bitch breathe!"
I'm trying to chillax but I had to do it, dev

I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
Wu-Tang slang'll leave your headpiece hangin
Bust this, I'm kickin like Segall, Out for Justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Redrum, I verbally assault with the tongue
Murder one, my style shot ya knot like a stun-gun
I'm hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
Set it on the microphone, and competition get blown
By this nasty ass nigga with my nigga, the RZA
Charged like a bull and got pull like a trigga
So bad, stabbin up the pad with the vocab, crab
I scream on ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

Yeah I do my thang, bitch what's up?
Young Based God, came in with the ballers
Iced out chain, bitch, I'm rich off that same shit
Sixty-five hoes on my dick, bitch, it's Christmas
Straight Westside, Bay Area bitch, I'll grave em
Pretty boy shit, Based God from the Angeles
On like a cradle and you niggas can't stop me
Shouts out to Mack Maine getting rich and cocky
Bitch it's still West side, shouts out to Weezy
Young Based God with that 55 heater
187 bitch, I pull a 2-11 bitch
With that tiny shirt mane and the tiny pants mane
I'm on Based World and I fuck with, Cash Money niggas
Don't understand, Maine, they gang like a chain
Woo woo! Swag, bitch, Brang-dang-dang-dang
Off the top, I'm a Wolfpack hitter
Man, my life just a painting and I paint you a picture, mane
Think about it: a young paid-ass nigga
This that stuntin' music; bitch, I just do's it
It's Lil B and I'll muthafuckin prove it

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck wild with the trigger!
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass up! What?

(HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HUT THREE, HUT!)


Ol' Dirty Bastard, live and uncut!
Styles unbreakable, shatterproof
To the young youth, ya wanna get gun? Shoot!
BLAOW! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Do ya wanna getcha teeth knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo RZA, yo razor!
Hit me with the major
The damage, my Clan understand it be flavor
Gunnin, hummin comin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never capture the Method Man's stature
For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz resigning, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking buck in the wild kid, I'm terror
Razor sharp, I sever
the head from the shoulders, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's get together

I react so thick, I'm phat, and YO!
Rae came blowing and blew off ya headphones black
Rap from yo Cali to Texas
Smoother than a Lexus, now's my turn to WRECK this
Brothers approach and half step, but ain't heard
HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!

(Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck wild with the trigger!
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
I'll FUCK YOUR ASS UP!)


Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!
What!?

Up from the 36 Chambers...
Heheh.. it's the Ghost..(Face)..(Killahh) Hehheheh
Wu-Tang
Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm
Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm
Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm
Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, U-God
Ghost Face Killer, the Method Man, Raekwon the Chef, the Master Killer
Raw Desire, LeVon, Power Cipher
Twelve O'Clock, Sixty Second Assassin, the 4th Disciple
The Brand White
K.D. the Down Low Wrecka, Shyheim AKA The Rugged Child
Doo-Doo Wales, Mista Hezakiah -- better known as the Yin and the Yang
The Tru Masta, Asan, DJ Skane, The Tru Robocop comin thru
Scientific Shabazz, my motherfuckin man Wise the Civilized
The Shaolin Soldiers, Daddy-O and Popa Ron
Comin down from the motherfuckin South end of things

Killa beez all over your fuckin planet
Thirty-six chambers of death
Three-hundred and sixty degrees of perfected styles
Choppin off your motherfuckin dome...
...peace, and every fuckin borough
Crooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, Staten Island
The motherfuckin Bronx, killa beez....

Clan in da front, let your feet stomp
Niggaz on the left, brag shit to death
Now hoods on the right, wild for the night
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to...


The Wu is comin thru, the outcome is critical
Fuckin wit my style, is sort of like a Miracle
on 34th Street, in the Square of Herald
I gamed Ella, the bitch caught a Fitz like Gerald --
-- ine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow
Cuz the hoe didn't win but the sun will still come out tomorrow
and shine shine shine like gold mine
Here comes the drunk monk, with a quart of Ballentine
Pass the bone, kid pass the bone
Let's get on this mission like Indiana Jones, the GZA
One who just represent the Wu-Tang click
With the game and soul, of an old school flick
Like the Mack and Dolemite, who both did bids
Claudine went to Cooley High and had mad kids
so stop, the life you save may be your motherfuckin own
I'll hang your ass with this microphone
Make way for the merge of traffic
Wu-Tang's comin thru with Full Metal Jackets
God squad that's mad hard to serve
Come frontin hard, then Bernhard Goetz what he deserves

The response while I bomb that ass, "You ain't shit!"
Your wack ass town had you gassed
Egos is somethin the Wu-Tang crush
Souped up niggaz on a stage get rushed
I don't give a god damn, on the shows you did
How many rhymes you got, or who knows you kid?
Cuz I don't know ya therefore show me what you know
I come sharp as a blade and I cut you slow
You become so Pat as my style increases
What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper
How ya sound B? You're better off a quitter
I'm on the mound G, and it's a no-hitter
And my DJ the catcher, he's my man
Anyway he's the one who devised the plan
He throws the signs I hook up the beats with clout
I throw the rhymes to the mic and I strike em out
So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue
You can't FUCK with those in the major leagues


Hoods on the right
Punks in the back... to what
Niggaz on the left
Hoods on the right
Punks in the back, c'mon... to what
...let your feet stomp
...brag shit to death
...wild for the night
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
Niggaz on the left, brag shit to death
Hoods on the right, wild for the night
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to
Clan in da front, let your feet stomp