/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's a gitana?

España a shit

She's saying welcome.

My 5 years of Spanish are finally paying off.

wow she's tall

>She's a gitana?
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>9956357
Stay mad, you should be grateful to conquerors for putting a foot in your shitty land and loot your shit.

>>9956357
Dime eso a la cara, follamadres.

>>9956400
Spain is a massive shit.

>>9956410
Mmm... thinking about it twice, you are right. Forget what I said. My country sucks right now.

Do you think Hibiki enjoys El ARTE del TOREO, /jp/?

I'll show you "un arte"

*whips out shitpost*

I heard bull fighting is illegal now due to animal abuse

porque

>>9956543
What the fuck does pork have to do with anything?

Are you literally retarded?

>>9956558
Don't you get pork from bulls? How will Spain get their pork if they don't fight them anymore?

>>9956543
"Librul" Catalonians thinking their feelings weight more than hundreds years of tradition, I don't enjoy it particularly but not for that I'd ban it, my grandfather did call it "Dancing with the death" and at first I thought the human was the one dancing with death, I'm not that sure now.

Do you think Manolete is in Gensokyo?

>>9956568
What's it like being LITERALLY retarded?

lol she speak mexican

>>9956331
Is this the official Spanish /jp/ thread?

>>9956510
Is that ironic question? Because there is no way she would since she loves doubutsu.

qué estais haciendo? Vete a dormir NEETs!

>>9956357
This.

>>9956331
¡Bienvenido!
>>9956543
>porque
You mean "¿Por qué?", is a pain in the ass, but "porqué", "porque", "por qué" and "por que" are different.
>>9956928
¿Qué estáis haciendo? ¡Iros a dormir vagos!
>>9956357
No puede ser ayudado.

2011 (pre-electoral campaign): >We will not rise taxes
2012 (now in the gobernment): >Rise taxes! Rise taxes, like the mother fucking fist of the nort star

lolwut

>>9956993
i porqued ur mum last night

>>9956797
I love how Hibiki's tanned Okinawan goodness contrasts with Takane's creamy white skin.

>>9957029
postear mierda con tono irónico sigue siendo postear mierda, hermano.

>>9956993
¿Por qué? = why
porque = because
por qué = why outside a question
por que = for what
porqué = ????

>>9957058
holy shit hibikin's nipples are huge

I wonder what Rajoy thinks about Touhou. I'm sure he thinks that Gensokyo gobernment should rise their taxes.

>>9956586
Wow I didn't no you were Spanish naito.

>>9957050
My English isn't good enough to teach Spanish, but I'll try it.

"Porqué" is a noun, is like the English "because he can" "Porqué podía".

/jp/ - Foreign Language

>>9957035
Not only that. It's the contrast of civilization and refinement of Takane with Hibiki's tawdriness of the wilderness. Best pairing for sure, closely followed by Takane and the twins.

I am Portuguese.

>>9957144
No one uses porque and it's variatons anymore. Just use por or para.

>>9957163
>No one uses porque and it's variatons anymore.
These are just the retarded new generation, they can't into writing. In fact they can't into anything.

I fear for my retirement.

>>9957198
>These are just the retarded new generation, they can't into writing.
>they can't into writing


/jp/ irony at it's finest.

>>9957209
I told you my English is bad, don't make me translate the gorilla warfare copypasta into Spanish.

Españoles por favor váyanse.

>>9956331
I fucking hope you're not that leulouch asshole.

>>9956993
>>9957050

Spanish is my first language and I ignore this crap because Spanish is such a garbage, overcomplicated shit language.

Also keep in mind you will never need Spanish in your life unless you're on sex tourism or some shit to a third world shit hole.

When it's a question, it's written as "Por qué". Example:

>¿Por qué /jp/ es una mierda hoy en día?

When it's an answer, it's written together. Example:

>Porque no hay usuarios que posteen cosas buenas.

Hope that clarify all of your doubts.

This is an AMERICAN SITE please refrain from speaking languages that are not AMERICAN.

Thanks.

>>9957258

>>9957290
日本語でおkですか？

>>9957290

But there is no such thing as American language.

>>9957284
tl;dr
por qu'e = why
porque = because

that doesn't explain porqu'e btw

>>9957258
Are you implying that there is a language that isn't overcomplicated shit? Just look at the English pronunciation.

>>9957318
mira
>>9957144

>>9957290
Vete a la mierda ameriputo

>>9957258
>overcomplicated shit language.
You can't do a spelling contest in Spanish, even the little kids can spell near everything right.

>>9957290
América es un continente, Americanos los que viven en el. desde Chile hasta Alaska
Ustedes serán Norte-Americanos, Estadounidenses o Gringos.

Spanish ain't a hard language to learn. All vocals and most consonants are pronounced the same, with some few exceptions. Grammatical gender may be a bit complicated at first, though. Especially for those who speak a gender neutral language.

The only problem is that as a language it's useless, unless you plan on visiting a third world craphole from South America.

A perfect example of a hard to learn language would be Japanese.

There are 3 alphabets. Hiragana, Katakana, and the Kanji list. And there are probably more than 9000 kanjis, most of them are not even known by japanese citizens. And then all the grammar.

Spanish compared with japanese, is a kindergarden language. Most of the foreign people that come here starts talking it fluently within 6 months.

>>9957438
Forgot to add that vocal pronunciation in Spanish is exactly the same as in Japanese. And even some consonants, too.

If you know Japanese, you'll likely find Spanish to be piss easy to learn.

>>9957470
Japanese grammar is easy and you only need like 2000 kanji, also >>9957488

>>9957496
>2000 kanji

You only need 27 letters from the common alphabet (26 + Ñ, which is a french letter). Compare that to 2000 kanji, plus 2 more alphabets.

>>9957470
>there are probably more than 9000 kanjis, most of them are not even known by japanese citizens.

< English.

>>9957470
Yes it's a punishing language for the inexperienced, however it gets easier later. Let's compare Japanese to Chinese, because they both use Chinese characters. Japanese's "harder" grammar is tricky in the beginning because it's difficult to use because it's sentence structuraly is very different than English, unlike Chinese which is very similar. However once you actually speak the language Japanese's more rigid grammar is nice because you can only say things a certain way, when you look at Chinese's looser grammar it can be hectic at advanced levels.

Also you need about 2200 Kanji.

>>9957512
I just say it isn't that hard, everybody learn kana in two weeks, the rest is just dedication and practice.

Do your reps /jp/!

OH NO SUBJECT-OBJECT-VERB INSTEAD OF SUBJECT-VERB-OBJECT THIS GRAMMAR IS SO DIFFICULT I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT OH MY GOOODDDD

>>9957536
It can't be helped~

>>9957530

2 weeks!? My, my! I heard that most japanese studients take 6 years to learn the basic kanjis.

And only the basic ones, to read the newspaper and all that short of things.

>>9957536
Latin often utilizes subject-object-verb order as well (though it doesn't have to) for rhetorical effect. It's basically the "default" order if you could call it that.

Attic Greek is lord of hard grammar.

In the beginning you will be slow at learn Kana, however once you get experience what you learn in a week you can learn in a day.

>>9957544
>everybody learn kana in two weeks
>kana
You know, hiragana and katakana, the two syllabaries.
>I heard...
You don't know shit about Japanese, right?

Why the fuck are you nerds even learning Japanese?

Pretty much anything worth reading is already translated for free, not to mention those that aren't can be reliably machine translated these days with the advances they've been making in translation software.

Why not learn a skill you can actually earn some autismbux with?

Posting the Pepe version since this is a Spanish thread.

>>9957544
If you have the time and motivation you can learn the jouyou kanji (2000+) in about three months. The other two writing systems (hiragana and katakana) take about 1 day each. You are listening to horror stories from university students, where Japanese is taught in a slow and ridiculous manner, though there are better and faster methods available. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>9957562
Nope. Nothing more than the common phrases I constantly hear on japanese anime or videogames. One day I started making some research on Wikipedia, with the hope of getting started on japanese.

But then, I saw the article about kanjis, and stopped there.

>>9957572
>Pretty much anything worth reading is already translated for free

I'm sure the unpaid, untrained amateur translators are doing a bang-up job.

>>9957258
>Spanish is my first language and I ignore this crap because Spanish is such a garbage, overcomplicated shit language.
Heh, that's a funny way of saying you don't know how to write in your mother tongue.
Malditos analfabetos mugrientos. Citizenship should be a privilege reserved to literate people.

>>9957579
In other words you don't know shit about Japanese.

>>9957598
Esta muy rica.

>>9957579
Cute nipa

>>9957572
Because both your points are wrong. If everything worth reading was already translated, the translation status threads wouldn't be so popular, and if machine translations were readable, Cudder would be well liked.

>>9957572
>Pretty much anything worth reading is already translated for free

>>9957599
Do I have to post the pasta about how VNs are a shit-tier medium written by hacks who couldn't make it as real novelists again?

>>9957627
What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't matter if VNs are shit. I want to play them and most aren't and won't be translated.

>>9957627
Nowadays the "real novelist" write Twilight The hunger games and that Shades of grey shits.

>>9957634
> I want to play them

Then you are a shit-tier person with shit-tier taste and need to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>9957362

good luck spelling shit with C, Z and S right you fucking faggot

>>9957646
le ebin post bro

ekks dee

>>9957645
All three of those are still better than the highest rated VN.

Enjoy your moe~ kawaii anime girls and their stereotypical personalities, homo.

>>9957592

> Citizenship should be a privilege reserved to literate people.

HUE

Then a huge amount of my country's population wouldn't have citizenship. That's fucking hilarious.

>>9957652
>spelling shit with C, Z and S right
I'm from Spain, dude.

>>9957362
> even the little kids can spell near everything right.
oh boy just wait until you come to niggerland

hay/ahi/ay
haber/a ver

little kids always fuck those up

>>9957682

you for alli broseph

even grown men fuck those up

fuck spanish

>>9957699

*forgot

>>9957682
Just like pretentious ignorants never spell ahí right.

>>9957718

>>9957682

sounds like the same problem with your/you're and their/they're, except it sounds even worse in Spanish

>>9957682
These are pretty common mistakes here too. Also:
Vaya/valla/baya
hechar (lo primero que se echa de echar es la hache)

>>9957661
That's the point, man. Real people shouldn't be made to live near imbeciles who write "¿Por qué?" as "porque" or "There" as "their".

>>9957751
Enlightened absolutism in the 2012, son? What's next, communism?

>>9957682

hay = there is ...
ahí = there
ay = ay! (pain)

haber = to have... (Example: "haber nacido en Londres" = "to have been born in London")

a ver = let's see

English is a shit language.

Mouse -> pl. mice
Goose -> pl. geese
Tooth -> pl. teeth
Foot -> pl. feet
Moose -> pl. moose
Deer -> pl. deer
Sheep -> pl. sheep

>>9957768
He obviously meant the pronunciation not the definition you dumb pedo fuck.

Spanish is a shit. Portuguese is better.

People who speak spanish speak way too fast and there are little difference between the sound of some words.

>>9957831
Plurals, Past and Pronunciation. Its all fucked in English.
>>9957849
>Portuguese is better.
Hue.

>>9957860
>jajaja
you can't even pronounce the J correctly

>>9957842
The pronunciation is also different in each one. Notice the accent in the last 'i' of "ahí". The accent enfatizes that part of the word. So "hay" and "ahí" are pronounced in different ways, even if the 'h' is 'muted' in spanish. And "ay!" is not a real world, is an onomatopoeia.

Also, pedo why? I am not a pedo. I like the Rika character in a non sexual way. Rika just wants to teach you a few things about spanish.

/jp/- Globalized Shut-ins

>>9957849
OI CAIPIRINHA VC BR? BR?? HUAEHAHAUE

>>9957887
Calm down, br.

>>9957868
This is how accents work in spanish:

nipah = nipah

nipáh = ni-paaaaaah!!!

>>9957933
I would say it's moe nipah would stress ni and nipáh is how Rika pronounces it.

>>9957144
You are right about "porqué" being a noun but it rather translates to "cause/reason".

>>9957234
Nunca me iré, 4chan es mi territorio ahora, nah just kidding, I like spañia and united states

im spanish if you want to learn a few thing about spanish i can teach you

>>9956398

NO fuck them they brought violence and disease to my people, we just wanted to live off the land and give back to nature and those bastards took from us and gave nothing back

>>9958112
Can we have private lessons where I pretend to be interested in your language but am actually trying to seduce you so you can dominate me with your proud, well toned latino body?

>>9958112
Try to do a good translation of kawaii, I dare you, negro.

>>9958123
its okay, i dont care if you are a girl, a boy or other thing

>>9958120
Yeah, the north american natives got better treatment from the other European settlers.

>>9958131
kawaii: genial or tierno (cute) take that wachin

>>9958142
>its okay, i dont care if you are a girl, a boy or other thing

Oh, Hernando... Your rough english is soooo rugged... Take me now!

I didn't know /jp/ had so much mexican shits
I'm disgusted

>>9958160
Isn't "gracioso" a better translation?

>>9958170
"gracioso" its funny

>>9958180
Google translate also tells me it means "gracious". google is never wrong.

>>9958161
you will never regret William

>>9958188
>google is never wrong.
gracioso, sa.

(Del lat. gratiōsus).

1. adj. Que resulta agradable o atractivo a la vista.

The goddam RAE agrees, checkmate motherfucker!

>>9958189
Oh, but the bittersweet feeling of post-coitus is what's so good about homossexuality!

Let's regret together.

>>9958188
google lies to you! use duck duck go pringado

>>9958160
>kawaii: genial or tierno (cute) take that wachin
I said a good translation, that's even a bad one.

>>9958188
Oh wow. Gracious =/= gracioso.
Being gracious means being elegant, or chivalrous.

>>9958209
then what is kawaii for you?
people in mi town use it like i said

>>9958210
gracious = gracia
something with gracia its elegant

>>9958237
Since when is elegance not associated with "kawaii"?

E-es esto lo que llaman un otaku de español?

>>9958225
>people in mi town use it like i said
You live in niwakatown? Kawaii is more like "mono/a" or "linda" if you are American, these are the most accurate translations, but both miss a lot of the meaning.
>>9958247
Dojikko-moe

>>9958247
theres a great diference between elegante and tierno, elegante is used for preople with style and tierno it when somethin is cute

>>9958259
ojou-moe.

¿Dónde puedo encontrar las chicas lindas españolas en /jp?

>>9958259
mono is cute, and lina is preety, i dont mention that because they meaning is almost the same

who Mexican here?

I can't be the only one.

>>9958297
im a half mexican

>>9958247
since when is it?

>>9957849
>Spanish is a shit. Portuguese is better.
HUEHUEHUE detected. Only a monkey would like a monkey language.

>>9958293
And as I said, you can't do a good translation of kawaii.

>>9957849
its a hell for me to speak english i have troubles whit: still, steel and steal. and whit heat and hit

>>9958316
Ashamed HUEHEUHEUHEUHUE or Portuguese detected.

Hola. Soy de Argentina, Cordoba.

Algun otro perdedor por la zona? Siempre son de Bs.As. los unicos idiotas aca.

Do the European Habsburg territories count as former Spanish colonies?
If so: buenas noches señors.

>>9958336
>Hola. Soy de Argentina, Cordoba.
Vete de aquí. No queremos blancos en este hilo.

>>9958336
malditos bonaerences, yo soy de la tierra de los gauchos tambien.

>>9958297

Hay como otros 8 más, desgraciadamente sólo están aqui debido a que necesitan robar cool/jp/memes y verse cool en sus imageboards en español.

Francamente los detesto y quisiera que dejaran de ser la mayoría "secundarios".

ebin spoiler btw

>>9958297
I am too.
>>9958305
>implying there's a pure mexican race.
We are a mix of races since "The Spanish Colonization".

>>9958355
He can be half Mexican still in that his father or mother was from Mexico.

>>9958347
negro cabeza, que sos ¿gitano, wachiturro, o regetonero

>>9958336
>cuarteto

>>9958352
>imageboards en español
¡Jesucristo, que horripilante!

>>9958361
you are right, my father is from mexico, my mother from argentina, and i was born in guatemala. and yes i was an accident.

>>9958367
Pero no me gusta el cuarteto, lo odio y a los negros que lo escuchan. No me odies, anon.

With my rudimentary French knowledge I can understand most of what’s said here. I wonder how quickly I would be able to learn Spanish on a literate and conversational level.

>>9958352
spanish page are shit ¿why do you thin i am here?

>>9958377
I was going to post a hateful comment, but it sounds like you really had difficult circumstances.

Just hang in there.

>>9958381
If you're fluent in one romance language, the others are easy.

>>9958323
Isn't still, steel and steal pronounced the same?

>>9958350
"Se nos habla de gauchos... La lucha ha dado cuenta de ellos, de toda esa chusma de haraganes. No trate de economizar sangre de gauchos. Este es un abono que es preciso hacer útil al país. La sangre de esta chusma criolla incivil, bárbara y ruda, es lo único que tienen de seres humanos".

>>9958376

¿Tableros de imagenes te agrada más?

>>9958381
Learn latin. You'll master Spanish, French, Italian and Portuguese. Think of latin as formal japanese and the romanic languages as local dialects. Historically speaking, they are just that.

>>9958394
Not fluent, I haven’t really used the language in years despite living near two language borders with it. Reading generally isn’t a problem though, it’s producing anything that’s hard now.
I remember a girl in our class who had lived most of her life in Ecuador frequently got bad grades in French class because she kept Spanish-ifying it.

>>9958398
lo dice un bonaerence ¿sabias que sarmiento era unitario? los malditos federalista bonaerences alzaron a rosas en la victoria y eso fue una porqueria que duro 40 años

>>9958377

Are you brown? if yes then you ARE mexican not just half

>>9958400
Me refería al contenido de esos engendros, no de su falta de traducción.

>>9958402
You can't learn a dead tongue, silly anon.

I hate it when third-worlders are ashamed of their country and want to leave instead of fixing it.

Please stay in your countries, beanerinos. Thanks.

Oye que cuantos cabrones que hay aqui ole mierda coño joder!

>>9958422
im white for all the time i spend in my house, they call me the milker cause im white as milk

>>9958435
You can. If you learn languages like Latin, Sanskrit or Classical Chinese to a degree that you can read and understand texts written in the language effortlessly, you have learned the language.

>>9958423

>>9958420
B-but Sarmiento was Sanjuanino!

>>9958441
ahi muchos españoles camuflados por aca

>>9958439

Can you personally fix what's wrong with yours retard?

>>9958449
You can't learn a language if you can't speak it.

>>9958435

It's not a dead language if people speak it dipshit

>>9958454
but he political ideology was unitaria

>>9958423
todos deveriamos aprender ingles y dejar de joder

>>9958467
And who speaks Latin, nigger? Right, nobody. The Church Latin is fake, you know.

It's getting too bully in here. "you people" are so violent all the time.

>>9958484
Creo que deberías mejorar tu castellano primero.

>>9958493
our lack of education made us bullys

>>9958502
Lo decis porque escribi con V y no con B?
o porque no pongo acentos?

>>9958439
>Their country
Better kick out all the people I don't like then. Oh wait no, I can't do anything about it. I am not my country, nor my local culture.
Just because I was born on this slab of dirt does not mean I am a part of it, or the government that manages anything inside its borders.
Better to fix your own life by moving than bother helping people you don't know simply because they are part of "your country"

>>9958493

Isn't that violent

These are the usual topics to discuss with the same arguments all the time

>>9958511
Por la v, a los acentos no les presto demasiada atención.

>>9958533
si a veces se me pasa, also este tema me hizo acordar esta cancion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLYJhOt0RiU

>>9958554

Please stop posting links to shitty videos.

>>9958514
It's always violent when the beanies are around. Sorry, that's just their nature and nobody's fault.

>>9958574
thats the point, that the video is bad

>>9958554
Yo me llevo acordando de el todo el hilo, pero me daba pereza buscar un enlace. Aunque la versión en MMD con las tojos bigotudas es mas "/jp/ related".

>>9958584
aja, nunca habia oido de ella, ahora la busco.
gracias

>>9958584
>tojos bigotudas

gb2 that shitty board

>>9958575
I'm sorry, I can't control my beastly blood. I must mutilate and behead people multiple times a month, and lust after juicy culos.

>>9958575

so edgy

>>9958604
i love you too

>>9958598
Esta la primera en enlaces relacionados, en el video que has "linkado"
>>9958604
I just post/lurk in futaba and here, so I don't have a place to going back.
>>9958605
It can't be helped.

>>9958598
Of course you haven't, you're only here to visit.
>>9958584
>tojos
Ironic stupidity is still stupidity.

>>9958629
ya lo vi al video y esta bueno pero ¿no nos pueden banear por andar vacilando?

>>9958633
do you prefer toujudos instead of tojo?

>>9958642
>¿no nos pueden banear por andar vacilando?
La única vez que me han baneado en /jp/ ha sido por "abusar del sistema de informes" alertando sobre algún hilo de spurdos o mierda de ese calibre. El cual, por cierto, no fue borrado ni nada.

Y luego los usuarios se preguntan por qué este sitio es una mierda. Aunque no hay otro mejor.

This has gone way too far.

>>9958699
y nunca va a haver uno mejor porque este ya tiene la fama repartida por toda internet, ¿cuanto tiempo llevas en 4chan?

>>9958720
Podías haber evitado que esto pasara.
Solo tenias que escuchar.
¿Por qué no escuchaste?
>>9958731
>¿cuanto tiempo llevas en 4chan?
Demasiado.

>>9958741
ja, inspiran respeto las personas asi, yo me quedo en 4chan porque acepta muchos temas y porque es rapido, no como los foros

>>9958297
i mexican